/brit/

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the gaming gf

>>70105478
>she

supporting this thread

Can someone who isnt American make the thread, thnx

>>70105502
No

Why are British women such trash, easily the worst out of all Europeans

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>>70105581
American Woman Internet Defense Force pls go

>>70105581
>muh women in france are sophisticated snowflakes etc
What bubble are you living in

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>>70105941
who is that qt on the bottom right who wasn't in the original (my) pic

need a zf

>>70106865
https://www.youtube.com/user/whoahchloe

>>70108006
kool

>>70105478
soe the tatooed boy-hair slag

i'm talking haha

oh my god the farting doesn't end

what have I done to my bowels

>>70108006
noo joizy

>>70105989
You keep posting chavs while we post nothing but qts

>>70105989
There we go with that obsession again nigel

You're the only one that my dick can get hard for

>>70112828
out
>>70112842
get out


bad frogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGVpI9NXTbU

>>70112874
Diev et nostre droit

>>70112842
Bake me a fucking croissant, Jean-Luc.

Genuinely almost sharted at work Just now

get the frenchies out of melbourne. they keep selling us shit drugs. fucking dogs

Waiting for a mate

>>70112915
Stop buying, degenerate

>>70112921
Bonjour

>>70112935
Salut mon ami

Ça-va?

Need to go to work after 45 minutes

>>70112966
Hope you die in that span of 45 minutes

>>70112966
jealous

A society is great when an old man plants a tree whose shade he knows he will never sit in.

>>70113000
*retweets*

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>>70112966
tfw too retarded to work

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eating some porridge with peanut butter and a banana sliced up in it plus a little sprinkle of green and blacks hot chocolate on top to make it special lads

Oh shit i'm sorry

>changing job center advisor
this is a milestone

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alri lads
don't know if any of you lift but I started for new years and I was wondering if I could get some pointers on my squat form?
cheers!

My french is shit

I wish I kept taking it in high school

>>70113096
une putain de feuille

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>>70113080
looks good to me bro

>>70113115
Fermé le bouche

fromage cunt

Zesty mordant

>>70112966
Doing a late shift today. 2-10

Hate it because the big Tesco is closed by the time I get there so I can't get any dinner

got zonked last night instead of drinking like I usually do, slept like a baby and I didn't hate myself but now that I'm awake again I still crave a drink instead of a zoot

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>>70112966

Just got a major redpill

>>70113125
shia labeouf

Au revoir mes amis

À plus tard

>>70113176
I am doing 11:30-2am mate , feeling proper suicidal

Need to be at the hospital in 10 minutes but I'm still in bed.

Haven't eaten since Friday lads

potage bon femme rodney. potage bon femme

>>70113241
Yuck, where do you work

>>70113256
you gon die lad haha

>>70113288
Yeah probably haha

>>70113241
In a restaurant/club , shifts are ok in terms of workload, but long as fuck

>>70113325
oh well haha

>>70113331
haha haha

sup ladz

>>70113328
I have the opposite problem I suppose. Usually only do 8 hours but the management are very demanding and you've got to work really hard.

>>70113368
post le fuckfuck magines xD

>>70113368
brekkie and coffee

wau

>>70113368
לפרסם מכונות מין

How do I obtain a Kiwi bf so that I can move to NZ and live there forever??

>>70113368
pfm

>>70113394
you can fuck up m8

>>70113390
THAAAAAILAAAAAAD

CANNOT stop farting

>>70113380
what do swedes have for breakfast lad? just read dragon tattoo and all he ever eats is sandwiches.

>>70113394
Need a brit gf for green card marriage so I can get away from Mr. Juncker and his shenigans

>>70113380
whats the traditional breakfast in sweden usually like sweety

>>70113431
>>70113417
Somalian cum

>>70113427
more like mr.plonker

might have a wank

not in the mood but it's been a while and I've got nothing else to do

>>70113414
just the proxy poster

>>70113431
Arab semen, very different from the Palestinian foreskins you start the day with

>>70113417
just had a couple of sandwiches

>>70113431
probably same as everywhere else, my globalist friend

REALLY wish this proxy lad would stop imitating me

>>70113123
That has to be CGI
There is no way someone is this perfectly cartoony
It only needs steam coming out of his ears

NEED Soe nudes.

They must be out there.

>>70113431
rape with a dash of murder

>>70113123
mirin that ROM

>>70113463
THAAAAAAILAAAAAD?

not liking to start my day off with sweden yes memes

blood pressure increasing and my head is hurting, pls dont kill me with memes

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>>70113463
you wish I cared this much

asked the gf to send me a picture of her bumhole

don't know when i acquired this fetish lads

doing my daily comfy watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufiz10AiJGo

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5osknp/female_17_charged_with_knifepoint_rape_of/
>read top comments


why is reddit so overwhelmingly "men should be cowardly femme faggots at all time and its totally okay"

man if A 17 year old girl tried to rape me at knifepoint the last thing that would happen is me actually being raped, maybe like 1 time out of 100 I get mortally wounded, the rest I take a cut and she gets sparked out.

fucking state of you all

>>70113604
she looks very sterotypical

>>70113604
>faggots
fuck off yank

also fuck off reddit

>>70113653
shut the fuck up spineless runt

@70113680
Don't reply to me, reddit.

>>70113688
coward

>>70113604
genuinely struggle to read a reddit page. can't get my head round the format.

Dad's so predictable it's hard to let him finish a sentence

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>gf cheats on my
>flush her hamster

>>70113810
grim

>>70113604
at first i thought it sounded kind of hot then i clicked the news link and saw the girl

fucking vile desu

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>>70113810

>>70113810

wew

>>70113810
I always contemplate why something like this would be considered animal abuse, while if it were a pet spider or something, no one would care.

If you search "フランス人は" (French are...) on amzon.jp, you can find tons of books that are titled France/French because Japanese women worship France.

for enample,
3 ways french cock and eat vegetables
the reason why french have only 10 clothes
Only 10% french get married
getting older makes french women beautiful
the way french people educate
french lifestyle for over 40yo
french women don't grow fat
french women prefer women to mother
but If you search ドイツ人は(German are...)you can only find books about nazis,dogs,and economics. Japanese women don't idlize German's lifestyle.
writting training (but the containts are true) desu. correct my creepy engrish.

just got a new hamster lads

>>70113848
>pet spider
do you also wear a trenchcoat and make videos where you talk about having no girlfriend isnt fair?

>>70113856
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>70113880
>france
are you black or naw

>>70113856
nice to know but you realise this is /brit/ not /de/ or /fr/ right?

>>70113880
https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/aw/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?__mk_ja_JP=カタカナ&k=フランス人は+>>70113880

business idea: go to Japan but bring my gf so I save £3000 on hugs

>>70113911
/brit/ are my engrish class.

Hey, can I help?

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*walks into the thread*

haha 'ello mates, anyone need a light?

>>70113856
*prefer being women to being mother
I think this book is about sex

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/brit/ is more dead at 10am than 6am

>>70113848
you're a fucking autist if you legitimately cannot make a distinction between abusing a mammal and a fucking spider

fuck off

>>70114009
*are
wacchi yur engrish

>>70114020
Hey check your privileges

#spiderlivesmatter

>>70114020
Why does it matter if it's a mammal?

Just because it's slightly closer to us on the evolutionary tree?

>>70113532
I don't get it

>70114040
shan't give a reply to the retarded weaboo

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>/brit/s will disagree with this

People on the Isle of Sheppey are the most powerful race in England.

>it's another the freight train goes by at 5am and feels like an earthquake episode

posting from the call centre

>>70114047
because its more intelligent, aware, higher capacity to suffer

fuck off dumbshit yank dickhead cunt do not reply to me

>>70114047
im not entirely sure how developed a spiders nervous system and consciousness are desu

>>70114066
Unrelated but is the Norfolk area where retirees go or can regular people make a living/decent life there

>>70114066
it's the nantucket of england

*shocks you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GZFHLAcG8A

>>70114103
East Anglia is the last bastion of the white Englishman

>>70114100
exactly

you don;t fucking know what animals have enough consciousness to feel pain and which don't >>70114084

>>70114100
minor (relative to vertebrates) and non-existent

whereas a hamster has a fully developed cerebral cortex and is almost definitely concious

alri deano

>>70114130
yes I do fucking know you piece of shit
we aren't all as ignorant as you fat cunt

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>>70114103
never been to norfolk, but norfolk sufolk is where ''cockney'' originated from

>>70114110
pic related is you typical white male there

>tfw have to move to London in 3 weeks

Not looking forward to this AT ALL. In fact, I've been very depressed ever since I was offered the job. Still going to take it though haha

>>70114159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>>70114117
>I don't know if you're exaggerating but I find that to depressing to ask

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>>70114159

>>70114158
>cockney

I like the slang and rhyme schemes 2bh

>it's a yank ruins an In Our Time episode episode

>>70114176
Might just convert desu, if you can't beat them you may as well join them.

>>70114197
I'll be on a fairly good salary (£30k) so I should be able to afford something nicer, especially if I flatshare. I don't really want to mix with normies though, I'm at a time in my life where I want my own place to relax in without worrying about other people.

>>70114159
where you moving from lad?

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>>70114241
>only £300pw habibi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7X3fyId2U0

>england doesn't have tornadoes

missing out desu

>>70114267
yeah we do, we had a couple of tornadoes

a bush even got knocked over onc

>>70114241
>Might just convert desu, if you can't beat them you may as well join them.
That could actually a way to beat it. Convert en masse, change it from the inside, so much that it barely resembles what it used to be.

>>70114241
>lose 1/3 to tax
>£1000/month on rent for a shitty studio(slightly less for a flatshare, but what respectable adult male has roommates?)

Now with £8000 left to spend on feeding, clothing and entertaining yourself, is it worth it?

>>70114295
I am absolutely not going to convert to islam just to prove a point

>>70114299
probably not at first. lad gets a promotion, pay increases, moves up the chain, things get better. everyone starts somewhere.

>>70114325
Turbo rorke

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>>70114339

>>70114325
Not to porve a point, to take it from them and kill it from the inside. Do to it what has been done to the Church: castration.

>>70114338
>The "corporate ladder" meme

ah yes, spectacular. That slippery pole greased with some ol nepotism

>>70114339
Rasheed

>>70114363
no lad it's just called progressing with a career. do you just stay in the same job for the same money forever? sounds shit.

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>>70114243
Comfy Worcestershire - I'm gutted, but there really is nothing to do here. I work as a barman, and I'm not really going anywhere in that job, even though I enjoy the flexibility and low responsibility.

>>70114254
>>70114299
Flatshare is the only option really, even though that's depressing - otherwise you'll pay something like £900pcm for a place like in your pic. The rooms and amenities you get in flatshares are much nicer, and normally cost about £600pcm. Luckily I have some friends who live there who will flatshare with me, but I have to wait 6 months until their lease expires, so I'll have to live with strangers until then. Done it before at university when moving into halls so it's not a huge problem, I'm just a bit tired of it.

>>70114295
inshallah

>>70114338
Yeah this is what I'm hoping, if I'm on £30k at the start, then a couple of promotions down the line I could be earning lots of money. I don't want to be in London any longer than 3 years though, if I could get the same or even slightly less salary in a different location, I'd be more than happy to take it.

How do leftists think countries can afford universal basic income, when America and most of Europe's entitlement programs are already headed for bankruptcy in the next 50 years?

>londonigger posts the same old shit about "boo hoo I'm moving to london"
>meme machines post their london memes
>londonoballs responses sincerely, paragraphs at a time, not a character of it interesting or even postworthy
ahhhh yes, boring.

>>70114394
By cracking down on tax evasion.

>>70114378
And then what? You're looking at AT LEAST 6 figures to be comfortable in london, it's gonna take him until his 50's to earn that

>>70114429
lies but ok if you want to believe that

>>70114423
Keep up this sort of bullying and I'll be moving my posts to Reddit. Consider this your FINAL warning.

post GOOD music

>>70114463
oh well in that case
FUCK OFF YOU MIDGET CUNT TWAT SHIT ARSE PILLOCK PIKEY SON OF A MONGY BASTARD SWIZZLESTICK BITCHY BINT PRICK
*steps on your heel*

GOOD music

>>70114457
prove me wrong, post a comfortable life in london on less than 100k

Handicap : No flatsharing, family included

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>complaining about working in london

My job is literally making me live in Brawdy, Wales

>>70114425
Even if there was zero losses and they raised taxes across the board by 20%, they still couldn't pay everyone the amount people are talking about. It certainly would not be what people consider enough to live off of.

>>70114472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U

>>70114385
Listen you spastic.
Pick where you're working (North London?, South?) The terminus station there (say London bridge) will have a fast service to miles away that takes ~20mins. Examples are St Alban's, Woking, Tonbridge, Gatwick, Purley etc.

The rents there are like minimum half of London.

>>70114492
my life's pretty comfy. own 3 bed flat in west london, live by myself. certainly don't earn 100k. don't believe the memes.

>>70114494
pembrokeshire is comfy a fuck boyo

>>70114497
GOOD post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

want that 15 year old gf

bunch of lasses got onto my bus and waved to me when I got off and was looking back.

wish I had a shot at that.

>tfw my mum is forcing me to go to the hospital

I DON'T WANT TO BUT SHE'LL KICK ME OUT IF I DON'T

>>70114472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcR-H0P4Ahw

>>70114494
Pembrokeshire is comfy af, probably the nicest part of Wales. How much do you get paid? Think I'd rather have something like £24k there than £30k in London.

>>70114508
SE1, near London Bridge. I've already checked out all the commuter towns - not only are they just as miserable as London itself, but what you save in rent you just pay back in travel expenses. You're looking at £3k-4k per year on the train if you commute from half an hour away.

>>70114511
How much is your mortgage and salary? What borough?

>>70114550
i have ADHD: the song

>>70114581
*the artist

>>70114570
About 24k actually

work pays for accommodation

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feel like shit lads

>>70114575
mortgage was 275k, bought 3 years ago. earn 55k. borough of richmond. no more info, too doxxable.

>>70114600
That sounds like a pretty good deal desu. Maybe if you're young and like to be socially active then it could get a bit boring, but as long as I had some sort of social circle and a couple of hobbies to keep me interested, I reckon that'd be perfect. Certainly better than London. Why don't you like it?

>>70114385

Shan't

>>70114627
Wales is shit

Cornwall yes please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBiN5tQX7Ro

It's 2003 again.

Worship Blair.

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>>70114640
>Wales is shit

implying

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>70114667
nah

might have a bloody mary

>>70114549
What for? NEET depression / unidentified mental health problems?

If so you might as well go. My mum and (divorced) dad forced me on 3 separate occasions to see a GP because of being a standard autismal NEET hikki failure. Absolutely nothing happened at every consultation. I didn't even get prescribed SSRIs.

The only thing which happened was I was given a pamphlet about some community-run mental heath program (which I didn't attend or look into).

If you're not a moron this goes without saying but just in case you are: don't say you have suicidal thoughts or intentions. Do not let the word suicide leave your mouth. Do not give any indication at all that you would ever intend to harm yourself or anyone else. You can tell them so much about your life and your shitty situation that they would naturally ask the question "well have you ever thought about ending it all?" (they might even use more blasé language than that - they are deliberately coy about it) but your answer must ALWAYS be no.

You take 100% of the shots or you're a fucking pussy
get it down you, zulu warior

why would anyone want to live in london on less than 50k gbp?

alri las, eating some sound scran for brekkie. Anyone wan'owt?

>>70114667
Thanks ahmed, gonna shoot some people now

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>>70114655
All of the UK looks like that

Rather Cornwall

pic related

*penis starts shaking*
oh no...
*shaking becomes violent*
LADS, LADS GET OUT
*rips start appearing and steam pours out*
LADS MOVE GET OOOOOOUT GO GO OOOOOOOO I CAN'T HOLD 'ER

>>70114696
No she thinks I have an infection on this wound

>>70114618
Considering housing prices have only increased a few % over the last few years, and literal 3 bed runt habitats in literally where, Richmond are £400k+ on rightmove. I smell bullshit.

Hope you'll enjoying paying 10 years salary for a runt habitat, runt.

gotten a face to face interview for next week, and a phone interview tomorrow lads

things are starting to look up it seems

>>70114709

Alerted the French foreign legion

>>70114725
*dives on it like a grenade*
*it lands in my mouth*

>>70114731
>my mum will kick me out onto the dirty streets if I don't go to the hospital to get my infected wound treated - which I don't want to do

you both sound like idiots

>>70114734
twickenham, not richmond. don't really care if a nonce who can't afford to live in england doesn't believe me though tbqh

don't understand why anyone would want to live in a big city

>>70114753
It's not infected she's just an idiot

Just a bit sticky

23andme test arrived lads
i'll keep you updated as to when i get my results xx

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>>70114709
>>70114738

HEY YOU. Join the legion

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>>70114696
>>70114731

>>70114785
*sticks a pencil in your hair*
*doesn't fall out*

hmm

>>70114640
I've got a job application open for Cornwall as it happens, but I don't think I'll get it and the London people made me a good offer, so I had to accept. If I get offered the Cornwall one now I'll be VERY annoyed desu.

>>70114785
trick it with some dog dna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5wpqC1y-pw

thoughts?

>>70114570
Idk I commute and I know you think it's just as bad as London but you honestly have no idea especially in south east London

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>>70114798

>>70114762
Shh, it's ok runt, nobody's going to hurt you.

I just worry that the call to prayer echoing through that 50m^2 3 bed runt habitat must really keep you up at night.

Is Knightsbridge a nice place to live

So many Thai sons of bitches around I don't even know who my lad is anymore

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>>70114711
england is beautiful

just look at this magnificent pile of shit

>>70114869
he's the fat pedo one

Average house in Thailand, on the market for the equivalent of £200pcm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjJ2BhKCnw

>>70114831
What's so bad about SE London in particular? Currently looking at places in Bermondsey and obviously it's not where I really want to be, but it doesn't really look worse than any of the commuter towns you mentioned.

>>70114854
There's always some guy asking me riddles when i wanna cross the bridge really annoying that is

>>70114882
hey that's my house

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>>70114903
>Bermondsey mentioned

>>70114882
stop being rude now x

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>>70114901
>"u"

>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64028108.html
>65 square meters 3 bed
>£400,000
>middle of nowhere, london

Ah yes, the £55k/year job is really paying off

>>70114919
What's it like m8?

>>70114950
london is a shithole but so is thailand

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New thread

>>70114957
>>70114957
>>70114957

Why does the nonce hate london so much?

>>70114979
Terrible, my condolences if you move there.

>>70114993
About 100 posts too early

lunch: red pepper and wensleydale soup, tomato and basil soup, or tuna pasta

>>70115007
500mls of bleach

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lunch: chicken and rice

>>70115000
Oh dear, why? I thought I'd finally settled on a neighbourhood that would be acceptable.

UK doesn't have Wendys

>>70115042
>acceptable neighbourhood
>london

ah yes mashallah bruv

>>70114999
because they caught him noncing there

>>70115032
same

making a thai green curry

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>>70115042
Tottenham is full of nice people

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>>70114903
London has nice Victorian Georgian etc terraced roads lovely coffee shops etc.

Problem is you get pic related x30 and all those people rly do a number. I lived in Camden (student) and the locals in those blocks were all like Somalian Muslim women covered Head to toe.

Se London has a lot of African blacks like I got the bus through casually and people chatting about cocaine importing on the bus lmao

>>70114993
bit early innit

>>70115022
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANON BTFO

WOWKEOWKEFDKHGK

>>70115062
making one for lunch?

righto gordon ramsey LOL cook us up a bowl too then mr chef

the worst part of london is mile end

>>70115106
worst part of london is your mums cunt

down in the dumps

>>70115078
Some people tho enjoy the mix, you get millionaires living in Georgian terraces and in the same street you get students, council tenants and the like. It can have positive effects but it is obvious downsides

donald trump's granddad is my idol tbqh, absolute madlad

>>70115078
I don't mind being a multicultural area (it's London so you pretty much have to accept that), as long as it's safe. But let's face it, that probably means the areas with the highest proportions of whites. Are there any such areas near SE1?

I have too go to college now

just threw away most of my souvenirs and little curios and got together a pile of clothes to drop off at the salvation army

end goal is to pear down my belongings to where I'm only left with necessary clothes my computer my speakers my mobile my television the absolute minimum in furniture and kitchenware

>>70115161
Why's that
And how come drumpf still has a grandpa he's like 60

>>70115166
Hyde park is alri

>>70115180
just preparing for the school shoot?

World leaders???
I must laugh: LOL
They are not world leaders.
They are world deceivers.

I have to go too college now :(

>>70115094
are you
mocking me

>>70115131
put a smile on that dial mister

>>70115229
kinda not really

are you making it from scratch? seems like a lot of work for lunch

>>70115166
Greenwich, Wapping, Rotherhithe I hear are nice. Tho Greenwich price went through the roof. Look for places in the jubilee line. I think going too deep near se1 is unsafe like peckham, Lewisham etc. But I hear peckham is on the up so who knows

>>70115241
he might be one of those lads who has their big meal at lunch and just a sandwich in the evening

milf paki customer at work called me a strapping lad and felt my arm muscles

>you can live in this borough, but jamal or ahmed might stab and mug you, but hey at least you'll only pay £1000 per month for your prison cell instead of £2000 per month

HOWLING

>>70115291
tell her you wouldn't mind strapping her up

>>70115291
recruiting soldiers for jihad probably

>>70115247
The Rotherhithe area is where I'm looking at desu, wouldn't Bermondsey be counted as part of that or are they separate? Don't really have any desire to do any travel within London apart from to visit places like famous museums or libraries, or parks to get a bit of green space.

>>70115295
desu anyone tries to stab me they are getting murdered

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'go to university' they said
'it will be fun' they said
'it's good for you' they said

one year on and I'm living in a drug den having skipped every lecture this week apart from one and mourning the loss of the only friend I made here while hating every minute of it

business idea: east germany, but everywhere

>>70115295
London is a fucking shithole. Raze it to the ground and start again.

gonna go to subway

WHY is it that when a party is anti-immigration, they also want to fuck over the working class and the environment? Can't I get a party that will glass a muzzie and save our environment?

>>70115345
UKIP

>>70115330
Hey at least you're not in debt for the rest of your life as a yank would be

>>70115330
tfw too smart two resurrect the dead

>>70115330
probably better than NEET purgatory

>>70114901
Don't understand this gimmick

>>70115241
I made the paste stuff last night

the rest looks dead simple

>>70115362
Being a NEET is fucking great though

play vidya all day, have a ride on my motorbike, watch a film, browse the internet

>>70115387
and then what

>>70115387
Grim. Achieving nothing at all.

>>70115387
its not even remotely good
hopefully be offing myself quite soon

>>70115395
sweet embrace

>>70115370
oh ye right

well good luck la, giz a taste when you're done. im sure it will be yum

>>70115351
Sadly we don't have based UKIP in Australia, One Nation is really anti-immigration but they fuck over the environment hard. They're pretty dumb as well. Pauline Hanson went up the the Great Barrier Reef to prove that Climate Change isn't doing anything

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NEW THREAD

>>70110468
>>70110468
>>70110468

POST IN /Nederdraad/ AS YOU WOULD /brit/ WE'RE BRINGING THE COMMONWEALTH BACK LADS

what's a bloody mary

Wish I could be a NEET again but I have no idea how I'd survive having no money. Don't know how I managed it before.

>>70115330
>search for extracurricular activities that you enjoy, seeing as universities offer pretty much every activity under the sun
>find housemates that share your interests, or get a part-time job so you can live alone
>go to lectures and take an interest in your subject

Really not that difficult m8, you just need to stop being such a dickhead about it.

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>Being a wage slave for some obscure business with 3 employees is better than discovering and enjoying things on your own as a NEET

>>70115187
his grandpa died a long time ago, he was a true american explorer.
Left from germany to the states pretty mcuh penniless, worked as a barber in new york, saved enough money to go to seattle, employ two chefs and open a restaurant. Then he heard that Rockefeller was opening a mine up in the mountains, so he went out there and started a hotel/brothel. There was a place called "dead horse trail" up in the mountains cos horses would just collapse and die, so Trump built a restaurant to sell horse meat. The mine closed, so he decided to put his hotel in the nearest town. He slid the whole structure down a mountain and put it on a barge to go up river. They hit rapids and the hotel disintegrated, but he collected all the timber from the river and reassembled it
What a man

>>70115425
Vodka, tomato juice, worcestershire sauce, maybe a bit of tabasco.

>>70115313
Travelling on the tube a few stops takes minutes. I'm away travelling is terrible but as long as it's one train/tube and a tiny walk it's much better to be somewhere you enjoy

>>70115440
Fucking Scrooge McDuck incarnate

>>70115439
its not, but unless you're serious about killing yourself in your 20s you can't be a NEET forever, and the longer you are one the more fucked your future is

>>70115425
mary's time of the month

>>70115412
no I wont

>>70115387
not really
it's nice for a few weeks, then the feelings of boredom, loneliness, worthlessness, lack of purpose, depression etc etc set in

t. spent a year NEET and literally doing nothing

>>70115512
I'm on year 6

>>70115470
Yeah I'm happy to do that, but Bermondsey looked about as comfy an area as anywhere within a few tube stops of London Bridge (either on the jubilee or northern line), and had similar, if not slightly cheaper, rent prices. Where would you recommend instead?

>>70115538
nonce

Can only spend about 6 months as a NEET before my arse starts twitching for Mr Shekelberg's cock again

>>70115538
how do you do it, ive been unemployed for like 70% of the last 3 years and I feel like Im done desu

just a matter of working up the courage or getting drunk enough to do it

british people pronounce yogurt and vitamin wrong

>>70115538
think the most i've ever been NEET was ~4 months

it was literally the most depressing time of my life. how the fuck can you do 6 years

>>70115587
Probably because I'm an introvert and I like being alone

My dream job would be a lighthouse keeper

>>70115588
will agree to yogurt but vitamin is correct

>>70115588
fuck off yank

go back to "Kindergarten"

>>70115588
FOY

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>>70115605
Not him, but people just won't employ me.

t. 4 years NEET

Someone hat this for me >>70115606

Ta x

nearing the end of my pizza cycle lads. can feel the urge building.

American Sports Perique blend are strong af pham (flavour wise)

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>Someone hat this for me >>70115606

>Ta x

>>70115538
What vidya do you play

>>70115610
are you a pom? never heard an australian pronounce vitamin like bitterman

>>70115630
have you really tried tho

i left uni a year and a half ago (failed), then worked cash in hand for a bit on a construction site and went travelling for a few months, then applied for a job in october with a pretty much blank cv as a result and got it immediately

>>70115669
Just finished Witcher 3 +dlc

>it's a mum is off work and is pottering about the house annoying me with her presence episode

hate it

>>70115671
vite(as in fight)-uh-min

>>70115704
What you gonna play now

>>70115719
yes that's how we pronounce it sherlock. Thanks for your input.

*enters thread*

fucking reeks in here lads

>>70115817
>>70115817
>>70115817
laddos

*enters reek*

fucking threads in here lads