Where would you rather live?

Brazil

I would rather dont live

I wouldn't

all the way up north in brazil to test how hot i can tolerate
say, belem? i hope no mosquitoes. i hate mosquitoes.

>>70104641
Memes aside Mexico is an upper middle income nation by world standards, Brazil is practically Iraq-level in some places.

>>70104765
Nigga are you crazy

None.

>>70104641
OP here, for me its Mexico. I already know a bit of Spanish, enough to read but not to talk so it wouldnt be too hard to master.

Also I was thinking abiut either Baja California, northeastern Mexico or Mexico city. Are these the better places of the country?

the chicanos are here

>>70104720
second

>>70104815
if you have enough money either country would offer you pretty much the same experience as both have affluent neighborhoods were the elite live comfortably consuming the best of local and imported goods & services
plus, with enough money the corruption in both countries ensures everything in your life can be lubricated with dollars to run smoothly

>>70104827
>>70104720
i always wonder what would happen if we never lived. i mean i dont want to die, mind you.
but if i actually never lived i'd never bother to come to 4chan every day but i am stuck here

Why Chicanos are so obessed with us?

mexico preferably df

>>70104641
Brazil

>>70104641

Brazil in any way. I would only choose Mexico if I want to cross the border to go to America.

SUICIDE

>>70105085
a leaf started this thread

>>70104641

six of one, half a dozen of the other. Might as well stay here anyway,

>>70105217

But it's a chicano.

>>70105263

I stay here too. At least we win on attractive men for a large gap

I'd live in a cozy village in south BR and then start the second Guerra dos Farrapos.

>>70105337
Then die.

>>70104641
Brazil, Sul.

I used to live there, 10 minutes and was in Uruguay for class

>>70105284
>leaf is a chicano

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How disgusting to share this thread with a riverense subhuman.

>>70104780
>Memes aside Mexico is an upper middle income nation by world standards,
CHI

>>70104780

This is why you leave Mexico, right?

>>70105541
maybe he doesn't know chicano comes from mexico+america

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>>70105673
>Brazilian education

I live in a comfy coast city, i like it here. So mexico, but Brazil is cool too.

>>70104641

I'm a lot selfhater, but not that much selfhater.

Even Northeast >>>> Mexico/Central America in women

So I stay here.

Brazil in the south or Brasilia

>>70105842
What city? What are the nice/safe areas of Mexico?

>>70105673
It comes from the aztec pronunciation of mexica/mexicano

>>70105856
That's because you're an ignorant. Mexico has a smaller murder rate, a bigger HDI and a bigger GDP per capita than us. They do better in every market freedom ranking, every education ranking, every healthcare ranking.

>>70104641
If it's Brasilia or anywhere below Sao Paulo, hue kingdom no doubt. Anything else I'd rather be dead or stay in my own country.

I'd probably be killed for being American in Mexico so I'd choose Brazil.

>>70106060
Southern Minas Gerais is far better than Rio Grande do Sul desu

>>70106147
you'll get killed anywhere in south america if you carry money or something that could be easily stolen from you lol

around a bean you never win

>>70106242
What about in cozy Patagonia?

>>70104641
Mexico, i wouldn't stand having to hear portuguese 24/7 (It's not like mexican spanish is any better btw)

>>70104641
south of brazil

>>70106274
around beans you never win
no matter where, no matter when

watch your back

>>70106307
couldn't*
I'm too drunk to write in english

>>70106307

> i wouldn't stand having to hear portuguese 24/7

i thought you already did this in Asunción

>>70106340
Nigga no one 20 kms away from the border knows a lick of portuguese

The one that wins the ultimate All Stars White Tournament.
North Mexico vs South Brazil.

The winner will be declared the whitest land known to mankind, and serve as Thor's throne, wielder of the white and germanic Mjölnir, Miðgarðsormr's bane.

>>70106240
That's a bit little too close to Rio for my tastes.

>>70106401
>North Mexico
>white
>being good at all

>>70104815
>>70105962
northeastern is tamaulipas, literally the worst place to live, coahuila is shit, nuevo leon it's ok.
>pic
black: dont consider it
orange: nice place but too much violence
yellow: ok
green: gr8 m8

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>>70106500
>he fell for the Rio is hell on earth meme

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>>70106529
>inb4 fake map

>>70106543
If I wanted to go to Rio I'd rather go to Santiago de Cali to get mugged/murdered on plain daylight. At least they speak spanish.

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>>70106529
shit forgot pic

>>70104641
Brazil without a second thought. I'd rather not be beheaded and become an overpass decoration

>>70105561
CA

>>70106624
Baja California is the best Mexican state and that's not debatable.

>>70106784
>Baja California
It's absolute shit. Baja California Sur shits all over Baja California any day.

>>70106874
>>70106784
where's Alta California?

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>>70106892

>>70106892

Ask Santa Anna.

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>>70106892
>>70106913

Mexico because of the food desu.

>>70106975
Tex Mex is better

>>70106990

Nobody cares, chicano.

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>>70104641
Would you rather be friends with Chicarito or Neymar? Think about it.

>>70107008

I want to be friends with Ronaldinho and fap to traps together.

>>70106892
On the US side

>>70106624
That map is tripe. leaving aside Northern Baja is shit you're a fucking delussional dumb fuck with no more idea what[s going on than an American who reads the news, Mazatlan is fucking fine for instance and full of gringos and that[s mean old Sinaloa ffsyou[re just discounting more than half your country on some vague perception of what you hear on the news, personally I[d feel a thousand times safer in Chiapas than Mexico state and I don[t know anyone in their right mind who wouldn't agree, your map is shit.

>>70106562
On just your fucking labels I[d advise cyanide to fix your stupid.

>>70107025
Ronaldinho likes women, you are thinking of Ronaldo.

>>70107045
how is life in "southern" mexico city sinaloan anon?

>>70107045
i conccur Mazatlan is pretty safe

>>70104641
itt: everyone who says mexico gets called a chicano by a brazilian and anyone who says brazil gets 0 replies because nobody cares about brazil

>>70107078
What, Ronaldo doesn't like women?

>>70107580
He likes girls (male)

>>70104641
I've been to both places, if dead is not an option and I have to live as a middle class citizen then Mexico.

>>70106784
Only Ensenada and yet I still rather Baja California Sur

But best states IMO are Nayarit, Jalisco and Yucatan.

>>70106672
CA

>>70106892
kek

Mexico.

However I'm biased since I'm from Guanajuato. Really chill place with great food and friendly people. No cartels, so any crimes are just like any other place. The beheading meme is really only if you're fucking with the cartels yourself, so other than that you should be good in most places in Mexico. From what I've seen, Brazil is just crime ridden regardless of who you are. Criminals kill taxi drivers just for a couple of dollars.

i love my country even though it's really difficult to make a decent amount of money but i'd like to travel to south america and japan. japan bc anime, cosplay, weird shit and polite people. south america bc i watch a alot of televisa presenta

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>>70104720
This.

>>70104641
Southern Brazil ofc

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>>70108762
Nice meme.
In reality you only get in trouble if you look for trouble.

>homicide rate is 6516% higher among uneducated people compared to people who finished middle school

>>70104765
>Belém
Very hot and humid and daily rain, but no mosquitos.
t. paraense

>>70104641
Are people being retarded here for the sake of jokes?
Brazil atleast HAS white people,mexico is all mulatto/mestizo and they're all equally poor.

>>70104641
mexICO

>>70105962
Mazatlan, even when it's in Sinaloa i haven't seen heads on the street

Probably brazil. I don't really care as long as I get to live in a safe neighborhood.

Mexico

>>70114661
Then I guess it just depends on what language you want to speak and the food you want to eat.

What kind of food is there in Brazil?

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>>70120069
beans, pasta and meat I guess
Basically a combination of portuguese and italian food.

Overall Mexico is the better country. Now between Mexico and South/Southeast/Center-West Brazil I'd go for the latter.

>>70120273

Northeast >>> Mexico. Both are shit but at least Northeast has some pretty decent women.

>>70106562
>baja sur
>civilization
Sure if you count 10 boats and a bunch of huts as civilization

>>70109682
Sorry to break it to you bud, Televisa is Mexican, therefore a North American thing.

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>>70120585
Yeah, no. Every capital in the Northeast isn't only exceptionally violent but also has sub-Saharan Africa tier poverty rates. I'd say Northeast Brazil is the worst place on Earth outside sub-Saharan Africa and I'm not even joking. Plus the fact that they contribute nothing to the federation and only serve as parasites leeching resources from the other regions. Literally anything north of Minas Gerais and Espírito Santo could be nuked and we wouldn't feel a thing. In fact, Brazil would improve considerably.

And Mexicans are actually known for being hardworking folks who even come with the bonus of hating niggers, being ethnocentric and having a rich culture. Northeast Brazilians are the epitome of parasitism and the scourge of this country in every imaginable way.

>>70122309

T. gaúcho aidético que nunca pisou aqui.

>>70122309

All Latin America is the same shit in third worldeness.

So Northeast > Mexico.

>>70122309
It's shitty but calling it worst place on Earth is retarded and just shows that you never left your basement.

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>>70122355
>>70122431
>>70122473

>ah sim, o Nordeste

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>>70122548

Rio Grande do sul

>>70106401
>South Brazil
>white
>being good at all

>>70122548
what's this woman doing? She wants my dick?

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>>70122646
>be Southern/Southeast Brazil
>lose over 90% of your GDP to federal taxation, corruption and the welfare state to feed the parasites to the north
>have your development rates not only stagnant but also slowly getting poorer and consequentially more violent

>be North/Northeast Brazil
>earn over 200% of your GDP in free gibsmedat
>still the same epitome shithole after more than 50 years of investment

Parasites will be parasites, and their hosts will keep getting sicker until said parasites are purged from the system. Much like a nigger winning the lottery: it will spend its gibs on drugs and prostitutes until it becomes a worthless ghetto monkey again. The Northeast in a nutshell.

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>>70122939

My state is not parasite you piece of shit.

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>>70123262
>but Rio de Janeiro is becoming bankrupt and more violent
>but São Paulo is becoming bankrupt and more violent
>but Minas Gerais is becoming bankrupt and more violent
>but Paraná is becoming bankrupt and more violent
>but Santa Catarina is becoming bankrupt and more violent
>but Rio Grande do Sul is becoming bankrupt and more violent

>but North/Northeast Brazil just keeps getting better, 0.1 HDI points every 100 years, but still!

Classic. Draining the blood like a tumor while making fun of its host. You all unironically must be exterminated. We'd be considerably more prosperous if all that money was invested in extermination camps to purge your entire population from this country. Like my grandpa still says: a good nordestino isn't a dead nordestino, but a nordestino that wasn't even born.

Brazil cus them i could just go to Uruguay