Brits have to have >A >FUCKING >TV LICENSE

is it true american kfc doesn't put chicken salt on your chips?

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>>70103040
They need one to ride a bike too

>>70103156
wait really?

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>it's actually real

>British taxpayer money is wasted to fund multicultural propaganda by BBC
L
O
L

We have them too.
>tfw failed your license
Good thing my roommate passed his test.

>>70104286
BBC docus are so good tho

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom

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>be Bong
>watch TV without license
>get shot

>>70104286

>muh tax dollars

Did you know a third of your sales/income tax goes to the likes of Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and Northrop Grumman? You're getting conned you retarded cow.

>>70104918
good

>>70103627
no
>>70103040
delete this thread

>tv licence test tomorrow
>haven't even started revising remote operation, power supply or programming ethics
fucking hell

hopefully i can make up the marks on the multiple choice section

>be british
>cant even fuck your wife without mohammeds permission

>>70105029
>be british
>get arrested for allowing mohammed to fuck your wife without the required Cuckold License

>Be English
>Go for TV licence
>Remote operation like a pro
>Forget to change settings for American "humour" sitcom
>Ohgollygosh.gif
>Mfw marched down the street naked
>Mfw upper class gentile throw jam scones at me while Prime Minister fucks a pig.

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>>70105133

>>70105029
>>70105133
>having a wife
come on lads, you're better than this

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>>70103040
>when the BBC comes knockin

>britbabbies

LMAO

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>>70105237
ftfy

>>70105234
>be british
>get arrested after mandatory refugee fucks mum without permission

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>>70103040
.

>>70105328

Brits btfo

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>>70105255
LEAF-B-GONE!!

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>be british
>actually from pakistan

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>>70105328

>>70105328
kek

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>>70105328

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>>70105328
i didn't get this..

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>>70105328

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>>70105328

>>70105657

Save a life, bin that knife!

>>70105706
Kek

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>>70103040
>it's real

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>>70105328
keek

>>70105811
Looks like an assault butter knife. Too dangerous for the common folk

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>>70105328

>>70105811
kriegsmesser

>you need a license to be british
>have to renew it every year
>or become paki

>>70105988
brb gotta renew my white license

>>70105328
Faggy brits btfo

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>>70105328
HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING PERFECT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>70105328

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>>70105328

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>>70105328
How will Bongs ever recover?

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>>70105328

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What happens if you don't pay it?

>>70104286
BBC has good tv series though

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>>70105328

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>>70106830
The police come for you.

Why doesn't David Miliband make a comeback for Labour?

>>70107759
Taser?
Pepper spray?

>>70106830
https://youtu.be/xfHRhXW1hno

>>70103040
>be british
>get arrested for owning butter knife

>>70107942
Fingers

>>70107961
wtf is shedule?

>>70103040

Actually Britain isn't the one you should be mocking here, Germany is the better target.

In the UK, you only pay that license if you have a TV. In Germany you are given a TV license type tax even if you've never touched a TV in your life.

>As of 1 January 2013, the licence fee in Germany is now a blanket contribution of €17.98 per month (€215.76 per annum) for all households and is payable regardless of equipment or television/radio usage.

>be british
>cannot fornicate without the consent of the king

>>70105328
reply

>>70107942
they don't have the required license, and only recently obtained their finger licenses.

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we have to pay TV tax

>>70103040
the television license is a tax. It pays for the quality of the BBC.

>>70109226
wait..... why would a country voluntarily call their tv station BBC... are they that cucked?

>>70105328
>not a single brit has posted since this

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>>70105328
delete it DELETE IT

>>70104918
>Guns
>Also Guns
>Airplanes with guns on them
That's exactly what our taxes should be spent on.

>>70105328
wtf i love argies now

>>70108218
part of your taxes here in australia also go towards public funded television (abc)

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>>70105328

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>>70105328
Put me in the screencap!

>>70103040

At least we have tv licences

lolllll xddddd le epic knife meme xDDDD here's a le (you) my good sir!!!!!!!!

what a remarkably unfunny thread

>>70103040
We have something similar too:
Our TV license consisted to pay 100€/Year if you have any device capable of receiving tv signal or internet tv streaming.
So since it was very difficult for the revenue authorities to actually prove what kind of devices every citizen has, every year the majority of italians ended up not paying the fee.

So in the end the government included the fee in the electrical bill.

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>>70105328

>>70109725
I was the like 5th reply you spastic

>>70111680
>being this mad

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>>70105328

>>70103040
s

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>>70103040
Most countries in Europe have something similiar.

Red, yellow and blue colored countries have a TV licence.

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>>70103156
japan needs one too, and they have to register their bikes.

>>70112998
Good polish lad

>>70105706
OI, YOU BETTER HAVE A TV LICENSE FOR THAT KNIFE

>>70105328
why is everybody pretending this is clever

I like the BBC.

no
wait

>>70113872
because epic memes

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>>70105328
put this reply in the image capture of your screen when its taken

>>70103040
Makes sense, there Masters Pookistan also force their people to get a TV license.

>>70114997
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
O

>>70115065
I hope one day you get big enough to free your Capital London from Pookistan mate.

>>70115119
I hope one day you can make it to the toilet to have a poo like a human being and stop shitting in the street like an animal

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Much safer with a license

>>70115292
Don't worry, we regularly clean our streets with the blood of mudslimes like you :)

>>70115292
>bans European immigrants
>increases Indian and Paki immigrants
good job m8

>>70103156
>in america, literally anyone can get on a bike (regardless of age or experience) and ride it on a busy road

and then they wonder why so many cyclists are killed each year

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>>70113872
t. assblasted britbong

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>>70115589
>IMG_1636.jpg

>>70111595
>meme

Swiss pay €439.9 per annum for TV license

>>70115485
Cyclists get killed here because they aren't supposed to use sidewalks, but most places don't have cycling lanes, so they have to compete with cars

It's completely retarded

>>70107961
this is so fucking embarrassing
why is this a thing
why not just ask harry potter to use magic to make the laws go away

TV Licence pays for freeview, ad-free BBC TV, Radio, on-demand services, fibre broadband roll-out, and so on.

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>>70117357
Yep that is why I felt great by the fact that you try to limit your satellite broadcasting to the British Isles, but our country is unavoidably included in the footprint of a 20€ 80cm dish.

I used to watch BBC, ITV and Channel 4 for free while the Brits paid for my enjoyment.

Now it has become so shitty I don't watch TV altogether anymore, but still, felt great.

>>70117702
Have fun. It's not like I pay for it myself. The idea of live TV is dead for me, just as home phone line.

>>70103040
Shit like this is why, after all the bullshit that goes on in America, I would never leave this country. The future may be full of obese, retarded niggers but I'll ride the Freedom Express until she derails.

>>70113872
>>70115661
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>I'll prove I'm not assblasted by posting another insult meme!
>>70115589
>t. assblasted britbong

>>70117742
Same here, I was talking about the 2000s.

In the late 90s in the analog period, hacking BSkyB used to be a hobby of mine. I remember ordering a second-hand specialised receiver with VideoCrypt I and a modulator card attached to my old 80486.

Fuckers since then have the best encryption in all of Europe. But since broadband internet cardsharing has become common. Still, like you say, it isn't worth it anymore.

>>70105657
>BIN
>THAT
>NOIFE

>Be bong
>Go down to the ministry of multiculturalism to get my TV license renewed
>Ahmed greets me at the front door
>Takes me to the testing room
>Guards are holding scissors, look menacing
>"Mr. Anon, we have on record that you have only logged 49 hours of the BBC, well below the 70 required per week. What do you have to say for yourself, bigot?"
>Have no explanation
>Get arrested
>Mfw they give my house to a Pakistani family
Life in bongland

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>itt anons learning why the sun set

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>>70105328

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>Brits have to pay a fee to drive within London

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>>70103040
Forever obsessed.

>>70109158

This

160€ something per year to fund propaganda

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>>70103040
STICK CONFISCATION STICK CONFISCATION YOU CAN'T MAKE THISD SHIT UP

>>70105811

How do you even prepare your food bongs?
Do you need a license to have basic kitchen knives?

>>70123503
Is there any statistics showing how much people are actually paying it?
I guess it's declining, no?

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>>70105706
>>70121228
>>70105328

>>70115485

>I'm suppose to give them 4 foot when passing.

>The shits are already in the middle of the lane, can't pass due to on coming traffic.

>They won't move over to let cars pass. They are literally holding up traffic.

>Runs red light and gets hit

They also tend to not wear any safety equipment such as lights or reflectors, regularly ignore traffic laws because they feel they don't apply to them, and even when bike lanes are on the road they ride outside of them and still brake traffic laws.

They are just ass holes.

>>70117702
plenty of people dont pay either, enjoy
I'm a student and our house doesn't have one

>>701235140
That's a bloody dangerous melee weapon you 'avin 'ere, m8