pertamax
>>70103614
gan
I earn $0.00 a day.
Good Morning /asean/
Time for me to go to work after watching episode 2.
What do you think it feels like to be a girl and kiss a guy you like while he's pounding a trap right underneath you?
My clients are lazy fucks for today.
Time to watch more chinese cartoons.
We should not allow traps desu
>>70103695
putang inang sp*ilers
alis sa 4chan
Daily reminder that majority of criminals in this country are bisayan in origin.
>>70104687
And the worst dictator of this country came from Luzon lol
>be manileno
>receive almost half of the national budget
>still a fucking shithole
Makes you really think
>>70104762
they're the most populated and produce more revenue
also provincefags bisayans cant into city life sadly
>>70104762
marcos is an ilocano tho
>>70104762
>Makes you really think
yeah it does, the revenue they produce doesn't really go back to them in their budget but is allocated and spread thinly in the provinces, its only fair
ded
>>70107204
tret?
current state of television
>>70104762
It's still a fucking shithole because you barely contribute. Just saying.
/bisaya/
this NEET life feels like time travel, everything going so fast
#LECHONMASTERRACE
>>70107951
better let them clog up our streets than let them become jobless dindus i guess
>>70108038
/malaya/
Guys, I made a youtube channel about history, would you leavee likes on my video? It's in Indonesian tho
>>70109415
sureeeee
anything to help an indo to get 0.1 rupiah a day
>>70109449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qERf4_x7ugQ&t=5s
N-No hate pls
>>70109415
Subtitle it with English ols
I won't mind watching it
If I had the money I would produce a cooking channel
Dedicated in teaching flips on how to spice up and prepare our dishes
>>70109519
You should do it in english desu
try one in english and let me listen to it
>>70109520
>>70109563
If I do videos in English I won't get views from Indons. I guess I'll just make sub for it
>>70109637
sub in english, audio in indo
also i thought you said last night making /asean/ history
>>70109520
>flip cooking channel
i still remember that one flip cooking channel that shows how-to western. They put premix ingredient and it triggered /ck/
pengen ngentot gan
>>70109846
>premix ingredient
Omg what a pleb.
>>70109880
datang sini dong
kita gi ngentot bakso seh
>>70107720
lel
>>70109827
Huh, I didn't browse 4chin last night, maybe I'll make a video about the history of chinese in asean
>>70107720
>in the next episode
>ustaz korea sing kpop nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KP-6sjG-oQ
>>70109959
dont forget to use yellow colour
>>70109996
Won't forget senpai
>>70109415
What kind of history
>>70110128
ngentot taufik
>>70110195
Which means?
>>70102778
Why the 80's theme?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9xNhcvZ6UI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ysoohV_zA
>>70110195
salah orang goblok
>>70107720
wkkwkwkwkwkwkkw
>>70110128
Any kind of history that I like/I know
>>70111003
do something like this but /asean/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv_vLHiWVBh_FR9vbeuiY-A
watch all his video to understand better
>>70109925
>>70110629
the actress
>be me this morning en-route to work
>went past a truck coming from the opposite traffic direction
>it was Toyota Hilux pickup truck
>body covered in sand and dirt as if it just came out of a desert war zone
>in the rear cargo box stood a group of Indian/Bangladeshi guys all wearing black T-shirts
>at the moment I spotted it I thought it was some ISIS motorcade going on
>>70111232
Another day in Malaysia
>>70111232
>ISIS = 30,000 soldier with AK47
>Still unbeatable by the combination of US, Nato, Russian, Syrian, Iraqi and Shite militias
We should've send all Bangladeshi (150 million people) to join ISIS and end this once and for all.
>>70111181
Thanks for the tips, I'll add it to my reference
>>70111369
muka jelek
pasti ga ada yang nonton
>>70111383
Kontol
>Go to SM
>See this
>>70111891
Better than opening another fucking japanese restaurant. I like japanese food but I'm so sick of it because it's everywhere.
>>70111891
Meh give it 5 months and it will close down eventually
>>70111918
get used to it scrub
lel
japanese food is awesome imo
so many restaurants to try out, so little money and time
:(
Fuuucking hell lads
Stuck for fucking 2 hours here in quezon avenue
Hari-hari hujan
>>70112350
Probably a INC prayer rally
>>70112263
>this post
I didn't expect less.
>>70112409
2 hours traffic isnt moving
>>70112459
Q.ave is usually where those INC prayer rallies happen
Some feeding program in exchange for convertion
>>70112579
They offer free sex
>>70109415
MISKIN!
>>70111891
Is it good?
>>70112579
I don't get why they have to block traffic for their events when they could just use their complex over in Bocaue. There's plenty of space there.
Why do people like Satania so much? She's such a terrible character. Even that white-haired HanaKana angel is better than her.
NON KELANTANESE BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1aGxMRE-s
SITI NURHALIZA (NON KELANTANESE) BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHvaxFx-OM
NON KELANTANESE WOMEN BTFO
NON KELANTANESE INDIAN BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOyjdwPAy0
NON KELANTANESE CHINESE BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkUglwcxkg
How come Filipinos cannot into success in badminton?
>>70113544
Usually for parking and easy access for them, they can pay for it
Not kidding
NON KELANTANESE ARAB BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1baS5MBLQw
NON KELANTANESE AFRICAN BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sextzS7K28
I'll hunt chu down TechnoHub guy.
>>70112375
Fucking puchong boy, i hope you drown in rain lol
>>70113912
>he thinks i live in puchong like him
Wow sure is great living in toll fotress. Can't get anywhere without paying toll.
Which is more gay, liking trap or liking manly woman?
>>70109637
my suggest you should take reference from other historian channels in youtube
take ex. from political junkie, he is good one
>>70114178
Nah, CGP Grey and Khan Academy are better.
>>70114138
Liking traps. By definition, a gay is a person who is attracted to people of the same sex, and appearances wise, if a man likes a trap, then that man could be gay since the trap is male.
>>70111918
>Better than opening another fucking japanese restaurant.
Unless they are staffed by Japanese they are not a legitimate nor authentic Japanese restaurant.
The food quality to price ratio is also absurd, even 400-800 yen diners in Japan instantly shits on every """Japanese""" restaurant we have here.
At least this Korean BBQ restaurant in Makati have legit Korean chefs even though all the waiters and waitresses are Flippos.
SELAMAT SIANG GAN!
NAMA GUE ADITYA, DAN SELAMAT DATANG KE CHANNEL GUE
>>70114215
In some of the higher-end ones the chefs were trained by Japanese chefs and a few actually do have Japanese chefs. IIRC Yabu was started by people who trained in cooking in Japan, and you can tell by the quality of their food.
>>70114251
trained by a Japanese ≠actual Japanese
Very few Jap chefs would take gaijins much less monkey ones like Filipinos. Training and apprenticeship is a serious deal there, 8-10 years minimum with very low pay and long work hours.
GUE BAKALAN NGEUPLOAD FIDEO FIDEO KAYAK HISTORY GITU GAN
>>70112579
me 18wheeler truck na tumumba, jephoy dizon! eextend ka pa sa pisonet? 5 mins ka na lang
>>70114203
>Khan Academy
too serious, too complex
>CGP Grey
he is more into philosophy
but then again, they are good
just avoid sergei of akkad and pussybeige, are fuckin cancers
>>70114514
They can't be as bad as notorious brainwashers Film/Game Theorists, right?
>>70114594
you should take a look at their channels, just look how cancerous it.
There are a few thai flags posting in /brit/ can you lads take them back?
>>70114883
They hardly ever posted here.
>>70114883
Probably brits in vacation.
My bf says he's not into scat
What do
>>70114959
Congratulate him.
>>70114361
Are you mad about the suggestion or something are you INCuck?
Is the grudge 2 worth watching?
>>70115132
no, rip off of jackie chan new police story
is it true what they say about bisaya girls?
Did this notorious Korean druglord deserve it?
>>70115443
bisaya girls make the best maids
>>70115533
This is the popular news I haven't benn following, poor guy
This is some mafia/blunder shit on our PNP's part
I wonder how will they cover it up
Korea is asking for an explanation
/asean/ is better without p*noys. I wish I can change my flag to Malaysia and insult how much of a shithole this country is.
>>70116033
kek, go use a web proxy and pretend to be non-pinoy if that's what makes you happy
>>70115533
I thought the chinese were the druggies?
>>70116023
Super easy to call it a yellow operation
>>70111213
would fug
>>70116200
Jee's abduction grabbed headlines recently after a news report tagged it as a case of "TokHang for ransom." The cops who kidnapped the Korean apparently used the ongoing war on drugs as a cover-up, and used a fake arrest warrant to boot.
Jee's wife said her husband's abductors asked for P5 million in ransom – which she paid – weeks after he went missing. They then asked for another P4.5 million.
But it turns out, Jee was long dead by the time his kidnappers asked for the ransom money.
Jee had apparently been strangled to death the same day he was kidnapped. He was then brought to a crematorium in Caloocan City.
Dela Rosa was in Camp Crame, fresh from a days-long trip to Thailand, when Jee was kidnapped and brought to the PNP headquarters.
Maybe this is why DuDut was shilling for martial law to distract us
>>70116135
He probably already does it
There was an Indonesia here once who knows our situation very well too muc
>>70116279
those goons messed up big time.
>>70116555
The policeman alleged to have taken part in the abduction was a low-ranking officer assigned to a special unit going after drug traffickers in Angeles.
>>70116279
>crematorium where the Korean was cremated have alleged connections to those suspects
>he's said to be not alone in Crame among kidnap victims by crooked cops
>>70116363
Probably a pro-duterte Indon who got your liberal asses triggered lmfao
i want a malaychink gf
>>70117355
I bet it just you lol
>>70117283
The guy who cremated him left the country
>>70117418
sorry, we dont export human asset
>>70117468
>The guy who cremated him left the country
Too late.
>country
Canuckistan
>>70116279
Shyet, so this is why Bato is in apeshit mode and damage controlling.
The kidnapped Korean was killed in the main police headquarters while he was there inside.
Disastrous police image
This is like a sneaky version of that Chinese bus hostage but this time the police are the crooks
>>70117739
>give ransom to kidnappers
>too late because victim is already dead behind the scenes (unknowningly to said victim's family)
ISIS has also been known to do that scheme.
>>70117468
The guy who creamed him left the country
>>70117566
>>70117468
The police will kill him
Gerardo Santiago, owner of Gream Funeral Parlor where Jee’s body was taken, has left the country.
Information from the Bureau of Immigration showed that Santiago left for Vancouver, Canada last January 11, 2017 on board Philippine Airlines.
>>70117812
Kek the police and bato are Isis now
>go for my night ride
>dick suddenly erect
>thinking of going to my fav sex spa
>remembered it's thursday, just one more day before being able to meet my gf
How was your day /asean/
>>70117739
Well, if the goal of this incident is for Bato to lose face, I say it's succeeding quite well.
>>70117998
I met a cute girl but i am too shy to talk to her.
>>70118053
You met me
Emotionally and mentally broken! How will the autistic human scum leads ever recover in that monstrosity made by hack writers, producers, and directors?
Did you know that planning to overthrow the President & the government is a crime? this crime is called TREASON
>>70118053
stalk her desu senpai
>>70118088
he would run if he saw you
Haha here comes the butthurt liberals and their pol again
>>70118175
I am cute
>>70118175
cant desu, i afraid i cant control myself when we are in dark deserted place
Provincefag or Manilafag, it doesn't matter Piglippines is a shit hole
>>70118219
>>70118279
hear this with her then, might be able to make it consensual.
If fails
hear this while raping her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g
>>70118136
pokpok pakantot
>>70118374
Rape is not a solution, all i crave is a long-lasting relationship with occasional well-planned sex that are spiritually transcending
>>70118393
Dat ass tho
>>70118374
Why are you so rude to me ;-;
>>70116798
This is a disaster
And to think this is happening while they are taping the miss universe pageant right now since it will be held here
>>70118576
feels good innit
>>70118510
send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX78KhD04N8
>>70118576
i always rude
>>70118576
here is a pity (you) and stay away from me FOREVER
>>70118136
>>70118393
>>70118329
Lol now we are in damge control over the police blunder kidnapping
>>70118623
Don't worry, PNP Chief Bato will make sure these crooked cops get EJK'd
May Duterte savagely purge the druggies inside and outside of the country. My support will never sway for the government as long as Duterte is the President. The future would have been bleak if shitty candidates like Roxas and Binay sat as our president.
God bless Duterte. Pasig River shall now be known as River of liberal tears
>>70118136
Does it include planing to outs the VP?
Kek
>>70118738
in Philippines if your friend knows a cop or is related to, they brag it always at some point., anyone has same experience?
>>70118678
It's stupid to generalize the whole police force for the crime of some few crooked cops
>>70118738
He should be the one under investigation IMO
Or even fired for this
>>70118884
but you guys represent the worst kind of 4chaner and worst kind of 3rd world ppl.
>President Duterte likens drug addicts to African slaves, says that at least African slaves can be put to work.
HAHAHAHA
>>70118884
Like what hppened in the chinese bus hostage?
Kek
>>70118136
>not expecting a treason on split-ticket voting system
You guys should just abandon it.
Oh shit, its happening paid dutertard butthurt damage control tirade
First one this year I think
Defending the blanket porn ban must be tiring
>>70117547
>>70117547
Thank you Duterte fir bringing law and order to the streets of the Philippines. Duterte will definitely be remembered as one of the most outstanding president in the Philippines.
>>70117998
>sex spa
Selangor?
What kind of girls, got local ah
>>70116279
>The cops who kidnapped the Korean apparently used the ongoing war on drugs as a cover-up, and used a fake arrest warrant to boot.
We have arrived to batshit town
>>70119245
most locals are either freelancer or just happy ending
Why sympathize with people who commit crimes everyday? Kill them all already. You need the Philippines but the Philippines doesn't need you.
Found the Malay
>>70119306
>>70119306
How much, asking for my guai lou friend cuz he keep saying he wants to fuck chinese but dont want to go to china
Death is not enough to atone for the criminal act of dealing drugs.
>>70118983
I Cant wait for Andanar's explanation
He must be so tired of this lol
>>70119143
In /pol/ flips must be on full force
>>70119361
just go there and ask
why so shy about asking price
>local chinese
get ready to get scammed or jew'ed
I'd rather browse /pol/ than listen to reddit opinions.
>>70119311
Thats tricky for this one because its the police who's doing the Crime
>>70119444
Im not sure if there's actual local chinese or not because most of them I see is immigrants
There's a massage parlor opposite Setia Walk that my friend went to get his dick sucked, costed Rm250
Indon girl
Liberals will only forgive a criminal and let him loose on the streets to do crimes. Duterte will kill the criminal and make the street safe once again.
>>70119553
>dick suck
no massage or fuckie?
There is no such thing as peace if criminals are ready to kill people for money. It's time for Duterte to ask PNP to kill every suspects on sight.
>tfw you live in an era where Philippines will soon become a role model to the developing country
>>70119424
>>70118983
Imagine if another country made the anology for flipmaids or seaman
And how butthurt this country will be
>>70119257
It was more or less like that. Police here have this non-legal procedure called 'tokhang' where they go door to door and ask permission to check the house for drugs. He was taken in one of these 'tokhang'. He was framed for drugs, taken into custody, and the police asked ransom for his return.
why are pinoys so racist?
look into the mirror first
>>70119597
No, just blowjob
>>70119750
your friend got jew'ed
only bukit bintang provide that much
most (massage,bj,fj) package cost rm150-200 1 shot
>>70118983
If Black people wuz kangz
Who wuz slaves?
>>70118623
Have you seen the interviews on the news so far contestants be like "omg this is the most beautiful beach I have been to" its so fake and cringe
>>70119801
>fj
footjob? that's shit
Can I post /b/ ?
>>70119833
fuckjob
fuckie
penis in the veggie
veggie on the penis
v in the p
index finger penetrating o shape made with other hand index finger and thumb
>>70119833
sakurahimie
>>70120299
pm me shop name thanks
>>70120403
pretty sure you can b2b it mr yang
;^)
>>70118884
We generalize everyone here as liberal and criminal tho
>>70119143
What happened to the guy here defending that yesterday are you here
I think the paid dutertard defense squad moved on in defending sotto and apperanlty a korean murder extortion case done by the police.
>>70119999
It remember Davaofags were mad ragging for not being include in some kind of fashion show
>still over 3000 hentai to check
I hope I can clear half this year
>>70120299
spam
>>70120243 >>70120589
y
>>70120589
cheer up taufik
>>70120837
>taufik
Whats the most common name in Malaysia?
Hopefully, the backlash from this event will lead to attacks on those of Malay or Indonesian descent in Australia
>>70120942
muhammad
90% of every malay name has muhammad infront
>>70120942
Aiman
Hafiz
Helmi
Khairul
Syafiq
>>70121067
>aiman
remember that ad on tv10 years ago?
>"Aiman tak kisah"
can't remember much what he said
>>70118412
Who is this Lillias Right, and why I need to fap to her?
>>70120942
Ali lah cibai
am i racist if i jerk off to asian porn only?
>>70121532
that's not racist, but beastility
because you are indog XDDD
>>70118669
Good to cum in you
guk guk
>>70119650
>role model on what not to follow
>>70118676
No. I will stay with you forever
>>70121680
good one
speaking of asian porn
where can i find chinese porn, chinese girl + white dude is fine too
all the chinese porn i find on pornhub and xvideos have very bad quality and bad camera work
jav suck, too much screaming
>>70122225
xhamster -> categories -> malaysian
>>70122480
i dont want malay porn
>>70122557
idk
the only thing i could think of native chinese people getting cucked by bule is malaysia
>>70122557
Why not make a porn with me?
>>70122706
ur forehead sucks
>>70122706
you have flipbong
how can you forget him?
we even have you immortalize with him in this pic
Is graphic card a marketing meme?
I just want to play simple game or not in high quality.
>>70122748
It doesn't >~<
>>70122788
No. Bad malay chan!
>Go to /o/
>Most of them are european and murican cars that doesn't even exists in my country
Do you have car /b/? Pic is not mine but it's the same type as mine
>>70122807
if you have a graphic card, then your game won't need to run on your RAM
>>70122948
but nowadays, RAM is commonly 8GB. That should be well enough.
Islam = Terrorist. Nuff said
>>70122807
you need graphic card to shape your characters in game
like when you play dota 2, if you have gtx 1080, roshan will look like godzilla, but if you use intel integrated graphics, then roshan will look like your mom lol
>tfw every asean anons ignore me
I'm racist now
>>70122947
I have a Mazda 2
>>70123298
>mazda
malay car LOL
>red
FUCKING MALAY CAR LOL
D I N A G Y A N G
You guys joining or what?
>>70123205
(You)
>>70123327
I am Indian
>>70123298
>>70123327
Too bad that Mazda has moved out from Indon
http://english.kontan.co.id/news/mazda-moved-out-from-indonesia
>>70123327
hello ah beng how is your vios?
>>70123686
bro i drive harrier
Anyone here watched The Sopranos?
Can any malay here tell me why you stole our flag? Thx
>>70123800
i did
not until the last season though
>>70123753
Hmm I usually only see soccer mum picking up their kid at school with Harrier
>>70123854
Because we love you so much
>>70123437
What are we still worshiping a shota(Loli)Jesus statue?
>>70123947
that's the avanza
>>70123890
why?
>>70123800
On my bucket list
>>70124001
Nah usually the dad is working at Petronas or something. You're doing good in carrier or you have your own business?
>>70124080
its my dad's car
>>70124077
lost interest
>>70124382
Last season is good
>>70123800
Watch it Chrissy
I want to anal probe Flipbong
>OM TELOLET OM
haha I love this, indonesia sounds great haha
am I an artist yet /asean/ ?
should I make a deviantart account?
>fap
>squirted till the highest point of the curtains
>cum stain wont go away
oh shit, i hope the maid wont figure it out when she cleans it.
>>70127090
She will, by the tell-tale yellowish-brown discoloration over time.
Maybe she'll think you need it an,d will make a pass on you
>>70127090
do pinoys hire maids from their own countries
:thinking:
>>70127261
Yes, especially those from the provinces who are looking for work in the cities, that's the only maids people hire here.
>>70127725
Bisayan?
>>70127904
ofc, who else lol
Any Indonesian friendo knows if there is a translation to Pararaton? I couldn't find with google and i need for an essay.
hehehe
>>70130944
You make that sound as I tickle your butt
>>70131179
Moo
>>70102778
>/asean/ - 80's edicion
>>70131238
I ate beef steak for lunch this afternoon. You can't say that to me now
>>70131591
Moo?
>>70131617
One day I'll make you pay for this. I will make you roleplay a cow and go moo moo while eating grass in the garden
>>70131690
Moo ;_;
>>70131731
Why are you sad? I thought you love acting like a cow
>>70131767
Moo moo moo, moo moo!
>>70131816
T____T
>>70131979
>moo moo moo
>moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo? Moo moo, moo moo!
>>70132046
Why will you not stop? Do you love me?
>>70132075
Moo!
>>70132153
If I show you my boipucci would you stop?
>>70132205
Moo moo moo?
>>70132223
Do you wanna be my gf?
Moo=yes
>>70132436
Moo!
........
>>70132462
Yes?
You are my girlfriend now.
>sakurahime's gf is a cow
Like pottery.
>>70132722
Damn you!! I will anally devastate you to make you pay for this!
>>70132857
Moo~
>>70132964
I can't wait to see you say that when I pound your tight ass
>>70121067
>Helmi
Does it mean something in Malay?
In finnish language 'helmi' means 'pearl'
>>70134802
Nice did you buy one?
brah, just listed as UC web media article writer
any idea??