/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao

>>70101111
Checked
Nice thread my man

What do you call a girl you are having sex but she has a boyfriend

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WTF i love the motherland now

was just drunk texting the gf again

think I really upset her but I'm not exactly sure what it was that did it

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>Double-tipping ACTION edition

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>>70101111

wow nice numbers

Don't know if anyone remembers me saying my neighbour started learning to play the piano during exams period

Sounds like he's started a band cos I can hear someone playing guitar now too

Why would you do this

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haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

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>gibiASMR is a talented athlete

wew

>>70101160
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

FUCK OFF WITH ALL THESE WORDS WOULD YA

>>70101147
a whore

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should i move to wales, yorkshire or wales lads?

>>70101147
slag

>>70101178
wonder what shape her vagina lips are contorted into when she does this

>>70101147
Irish

mechanical engineering or electrical engineering?

Just accepted our Chinese overlords lads hope you all do the same before it's too late

Best to get in on the ground floor with the new boss y'know

ur mom is a slag

>>70101147
not sure but i call her bf a cuck and myself the bull desu

>>70101166
QUALITY BRITASH UMOR

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>>70101157

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*pulls your foreskin down*

>>70101213
Both

>>70101147
prospective adulteress

>>70101111
why are JF editions always retardedly shit?

>>70101200
Devon

just saw that video of trump eating pizza the wrong way, but he was in an advert about eating pizza the wrong way deliberately
he can do no wrong

>>70101213
Electrical engineering has better career prospects but if you aren't already sure you like it you'll absolutely hate doing it for 3/4 years

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2zbAO5_jCE

might pull my willy skin back and forth tonight

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nth for devon

>>70101228
fuck off MOCKING ME

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https://youtu.be/wo-tg0M6r04?t=4m7s

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Indian temples are so much better than ours

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>used to think women were special and better creatures than men
>thought they were more mature
>more honest
>nicer


i was such a fucking virgin lmao

>engineering
Ah yes the major specifically for autists

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>>70101227
*ejects sex weewee onto your shirt*

>>70101260
im not sure if i like mechanical though

if your dad is a shoemaker, set sail him the tin can

dumb frogposters
>>70101324
una vela ajajaja

>pulls down your foreskin in front of the whole class

Devon is literally the best county of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and there is nothing anybody can say or do to change that

I'm a social worker and I just fell in love with the 16 yo daughter of a alcoholic parent we work with . what can i do about this?

>>70101272
this 2bh

>>70101299
why the fuck do you care about this stupid little bitch

hello

i was in the last thread too

>>70101316
mate fuck off i'm just doing something that'll get me a job don't mock me REEE

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>>70101299
never watched one of these videos and NEVER will.

>>70101227
jokes on you i don't have any

looks like you just pulled my willy skin off haha

>>70101322
It's more general and if you hate one part of it you're less likely to hate it all

Some unis also do general engineering where you can specialise in the later years

Feeling sad lads.

>>70101368
>Jew Zealand

>>70101335
>50p in 5p coins falls out
MY LUNCH MONEY

*pulls down your foreskin and gives your bellend a big sniff*

hmm skips

>>70100540
>>70100667
Thanks Bruce

I'm worried though that the awkwardness/nervousness she showed the first couple of times we spoke to each other (not dates) were just flukes. Because I found her on Facebook and she seems like a proper normie

i don't have foreskin, mom told me i didn't need it

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>>70101395
>>70101405
howling at these posts
>>70101404
this dumb bitch has no friends lmao

>>70101341
offer to take her somewhere safe then brutally rape her

>>70101382
>general engineering
im already at uni, just finished my first term. In the first term we (the mech engineers) and the electrical engineers do the same modules. Considering switching to electrical

>>70101404
they look scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3AKrwna2C8

>>70101404
please stop posting these cake faces

>>70101404
lefts face is legit bullet proof with that amount of makeup

my name is actually bruce AMA

>>70101404
makeup so thick their faces look 2d (NOT the good 2d)

nepal

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*puts a bunch of loudspeakers in series*
*turns them on*
poo

imagine being donald trump
it'd be so fucking sick lads

>>70101433
Have you done any electronics modules yet? If you have and didn't hate it you probably should swap desu

here's the full video of that girl killing herself since your all feckin babies

https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/itzdolly-heartbreaking-video-shows-12-year-old-katelyn-nicole-davis-hang-herself.4715/

>>70101404
VAPID

ROOOOO

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>>107718735 (OP)
Basically they published some scientific papers.

But the science involved was so advanced that it became a scandal whether or not their work and conclusions were actually of this earth.

Some say they found scientific proof of the simulation.

Some say that their disfigurement isn't from plastic surgery at all, but a permanent side effect of traveling upwards level by level in the simulation and returning.

After they traveled up one level in the simulation they deduced that this too was a simulation.

This shocked them so profoundly that they have been travelling Sliders style into the simulations trying to find the top level, and then, reality, if it even exists, becoming more and more disfigured with every voyage.

>>70101316
mostly true

but be smart and charismatic and you get bumped up the engineering chain so fast you can't shit the gold bricks they pay you

>>70101404
if you slapped them hard enough on the back of the head would the makeup fall off

Posting a petadeano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvAtILUSNgM

>>70101421
>trusting women
jew'd

2 days and drumpf will be prez

>>70101494
glad to see my gimmick is catching on

>>70101404
V
R
W

Respond to my post RIGHT NOW or I'll stop you from getting dubs ever again

>>70101486
>Have you done any electronics modules yet?
yes, 1. Fucking hated it and didn't understand it throughout (largely due to a lecturer who didn't speak english very well) but during revision I had a major breakthrough with it and started really enjoying it. The other thing that is concerning me about Mech Eng is I don't particularly want to spend my whole life entering values into a spreadsheet, which seems like a lot of the job of mechanical engineer

>>70101490

if we can't protect our children then our society is truly lost

>>70101544
>>70101544
nice

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>>70101528
Your country is going to pay for the wall.

>>70101544
Whoa he's right

vrouw

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>>70101513

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>>70101552
>>>"our" children

>>70101417
ye m8 just go in and do your thing, you got dis

>>70101404
the feminine deano

>>70101395
Nah just got it removed when I was little for (((health reasons)))

I like to think my willy was just too big for its own good

>>70101555
>>70101544
the student becomes the master

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>>70101555

at least i was not an infant when i got mutilated

Why do girls wear makeup?

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CHEBS

>>70101597
she's a rich yank

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>>70101597

stacey?

70101561
now everyone here is scared of drumpf LOL

>>70101622
because men force them to

>>70101607
Your hubris will be your doom

>>70101178
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE PICS

>>70101625

they're from northern england mate

watching that Spies program on 4od and I would genuinely do better than 90% of these runts

Feeling too low to even wank lads

>>70101641
https://youtu.be/EnQvOIiAzLE?t=7m17s

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>>70101643
really? what do they say?

Brexit idea: have a secret meeting in brussels where we tell the EU that we plan on presenting a hard line stance to the british media but go soft on all negotiations so that nothing changes and ask them to go along with it

>>70101684
are you fucking kidding me? she acts like she's from LA

>>70101697
:(
Why

>>70101710
alri 'resa

>>70101722
The long-evaded return of oneitis

And having fucked it

;_;

that he is going to destroy mexico.....but the morons don't know that Oblonga destroyed mexico even more

>>70101759
How'd you do it?

>>70101668

*babestation noises*

sturgeon gets a lot of flack but she's the only politician who presents any real opposition to the conservatives.

just a shame she leads a party with such limited aspirations who already used their biggest weapon

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DON'T LET YOURSELF GOOOOO

>>70101720

the brown one is from bolton, the white one lives in manchester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqHRd_Yn8E

>>70101200
You should move to the ocean and drown yourself.

>>70101796
INDYREF 2 LMAO

>>70101792
aaahhhh
aaahhhh
don't get me started

>>70101806
grim

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>>70101830

>>70101775
Ended up into her 'cause I thought she was into me. Kept chatting and spent a bit of time together but I did nothing 'cause uni was about to break up and she was flying home. Spoke to her over Christmas, came back, never saw her for a few days and now she's cold.

In the meantime I've gone from being into her a bit to a sudden infatuation.

Not fun at all

>>70101824
our strategy now will be to convince everyone of a good reaosn why she's holding off on that and then present it when the negotiations turns into a 27 on 1 gangbang

the state of /brit/ is grim tonight lads

>>>/s4s/5072969
>>>/s4s/5072973
>>>/s4s/5072975
>>>/s4s/5072977

>>70101147
A THOT

strange how we've heard literally nothing more about the supposed imminent demise of the 'chon for months
Very suspect

>>70101821
why are you upset that a yank wants to live in the UK

at least i'm not a paki or polish

>>70101879
there was no imminent demise you newfag

japmoot just wanted more people to buy passes

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>>70101879
The Bogdanoffs saved 4chan with a phonecall

can women be cucks??

>>70101917
this

>>70101879
One day it's suddenly going to go offline and we'll have withdrawals

>>70101915
That's what I was implying you illiterate cretin

Never reply to me again

wdgirls

>>70101901
because you'll probs get on your heritage tour and investigate where your great great great great great grandfathers school teacher took a shit in a field outside of bath

the bog bros looked fucked before the plastic surgery as well hahaha

*puts it in your ass*

>>70101879

>>70101941
i'm not even british

i'm french and german

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>tell me how you feel anon?

>>70101864
Poor lid
By "gone cold" you mean won't respond? That's cruel unless you did something to creep her

>>70101901
Poles are pretty tip top immigrants

Yanks are third world tier - body odour, lazy, obnoxious, don't grasp sarcasm or facetiousness and loud

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>>70101931
I'm replying to you

>>70101928
we should decide where we all go if it does

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Cannot wait for the inevitable HEEMING that Canada so rightly deserves

>>70101759
you've got problems my wife won't even fuggin speak to me

also jack it off, women lose 90% of their influence post wank desu

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I hope none of you losers have any hopes of disappointing an irl girl.

>>70101806
ahh yes

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the portrait of the next president of the United States of America

>>70101980
Alternate between low-flat most of the time, crushingly low when I wake up first thing in the morning and if I'm alone for too long and occasionally alright if I'm in good company with a drink or under the influence of substances

>>70102013
if anyone answers 'reddit', they're getting heemed

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Did human life originate in Africa?

>>70102013
just make a /brit/ board on one of those autistic chans

then the mod can ban unruly runts. i mean /sp/ had a backup website back in its prime that everyone would go to when it went down

>>70101798

Cos everybody hurts..... sometimes

>>70101945
they look considerably worse now

>>70102056
not exactly

you had human-like species all over the place, there was just a very slow migration from africa that moved outwards to the middle east and intermixed with the human-like population there
then that moved out to india, europe, asia, australia, and the americas

lots of intermixing

>>70101965
got scammed by a jap
creasing up

>>70101994
ok

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not gonna lie, but he looks badass

>>70102085
So you think that modern humans descend from multiple populations of early primitive "humans" and not all from the same group of original humans?

>>70101992
Nah, demeanor suddenly changed. Se used to go out of her way to talk, we'd message each other when we were out and shit.

Was going to ask her for a drink when we got back but reckon it's unlikely now. Would try to see if I can somehow change it around but obviously that runs the risk of it turning into an orbiting situation.

>>70102112
he looks like an old man with a ridiculous hairdo

70102135
rasheed

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>>70102112

WHat's the deal with the bogdanvos

>>70102112
he looks like a young man with a stunning hairdo

>>70102082
They look majestic, like old lions with wise eyes and virile manes.

>>70102119
yes
Neanderthals are good evidence of this

>>70102122
ive had this with many female friends i wasn't even trying to bang

the only answer is
>boyfriend/new squeeze

they like you, fancy you, so go out of their way to chat to you, you're unavailable, they find someone else, they disappear, time passes, then we're back to the beginning

scared of dying imminently

lads
some guy flipped his shit at school today because he couldn't vape
what mildly interesting things happened to you today

scared of living remotely

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>>70102190
what do you think happens when you die? Is it just eternal darkness like you're asleep without a dream?

>>70102206
I shagged your mum

>>70102206
got called a freak in Starbucks

>>70102188
>they like you, fancy you, so go out of their way to chat to you, you're unavailable, they find someone else, they disappear, time passes, then we're back to the beginning

Considered that but wondering

Her home's pretty far away and I doubt she'd have gone in for a LDR, unless some guy from uni was chatting to her over the break as well

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fuck one, marry one, kill one

state yo name cuz

In a few weeks I have to move out of my comfy home with my family in my nice rural hometown and move to London to pay extortionate prices to share a small flat with other yuppies. Feels like this is the start of a sad and lonely chapter to my life desu.

>>70102228
same as before you were born

really funny seeing mexicANO use /brit/ gimmicks for some reason

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What happened to the love of your life anons?

Mine is happily married with two children. Owns a home and everything. At least I didn't ruin her life by dragging her down with me.

*lads x

>>70102228
Same that's happened before we're born I figure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buzrFElTxBc

>>>/pol/107708044

really inspires cogitation

>>70102273
never had one

Anyone tried these meme teabags? They're actually pretty nice

>>70102255
fuck, kill, marry

can't stop thinking about her

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>>70102267
>>70102283
But nobody can remember what that was like. That would just be eternal unconciousness

>>70102273
never had a love of my life desu

>>70102308

Iktf

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>>70102273
Goes to Art College and does modelling

*sells my house and moves to dorset*

>>70102206
>at school
underage b&

>>70102188
>>70102242
Starting to think that I might have changed my behaviour/personality around her when I started getting pretty into her though.

>>70102242
short termism 2bh

i was a girl's oneitis for a while, then she got in a relationship, we didn't speak for two years, asked her for a pint due to being in the area and the shock on her face when she worked out i was married

lmao

i thought she was a good friend too 2bh

>>70102321
Didn't even think I liked her that much but every night I lie here thinking of my potential life with her

>>70102273
I finally dragged myself away from checking her social media obsessively after she'd been with her next boyfriend for about 2 years, and seemed happier than ever. Now I have literally no idea where she is in the country, what she's doing with her life, whether she's still with him, etc. It's a bit sad how it all ended considering how close we used to be, but I think it's for the best. I'm convinced that social media makes it 100x more difficult to move on after a relationship, and is one of the reasons why everyone is so depressed these days.

>>70102273
Never loved anyone really

I've had a few one night stands but that was just drunken love making

haha?

>>70102341
fair enough

might ask her for a drink anyway just for some finality or to find out what the script is

>Go to the Harry Potter section of omegle to bully people
>Someone is looking for a roleplay
>It's about fucking Trump
The main character's name? Cosette Goldstein. Fucking Goldstein.

Why is /pol/ always fucking right?

>>70102350
Clingy bitch

>>70102273
doesnt exist haha

>>70102273
no such thing

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Me and my mum became American citizens today!

>>70102379
always worth it, closure is good, worst thing is you get to have a pint with a friend

oddly the only reasonable woman i've ever met is my ex-gf

we still go for lunch occasionally, have a couple of pints, talk about our lives

v civilised desu

unlike my wife getting upset when i say no, her ex-bf cannot stay in the fuggin marital home

>>70102273
cant remember her surname haha

>>70102317
Had full anesthesia once. When I woke up, it was as if the time I spent under never happened, didn't feel like a couple hours had passed, like skipping ahead in a video. Felt like a little taste of what death is. Best moment of my life.

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doing a big think

If time travel were to become possible in the future, wouldn't people from the future have already attempted to change our past? Shouldn't WWII never have happened in that case?

>married
>wife

Where the fuck am I again

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lads, dindin!

>>70102452
why shouldn't WWII have happened?

>>70102452
WWII might never have happened in the original timeline, it could be a result of somebody changing the past.

>>70102452
no, if you go back in time and change one small thing you'd risk completely changing the future, and perhaps time travel wouldn't get invented so you'd never go back in time in the first place

time travel is completely illogical anyway, best not to think about it and leave it up to science fiction

>>70102402
No

>>70102452

Maybe the alternative is worse? Or for whatever reason they can't alter the past? Alternate parallel timelines?

>>70102477
Hitler was a good boy who dindu nuffin

>>70102452
Depends which timeline we're in.

>>70102374
good post

i felt physically healthier after i deleted my ex on social media

especially considering she was posting pics of herself smiling days after dumping me

>>70102434
Sounds like you've got it pretty sorted man

Some crippling fear of rejection though and I don't know why. Literally couldn't go worse than the last girl I fell hard for (we were pretty good friends before I got fucked up, drunkenly confessed my feelings in the most cringey and melodramatic way possible unaware that she was sober and then tried to invite her back to mine after she shot me down).

>>70102452

no because by entering the past you're changing that timeline and branching off another universe

>>70102452
You can only go back in time if a time machine already exists in that time period

When are lidl or aldi next selling merino wool base layers? It's freezing and I want some.

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>>70102452
once someone from the future fiddles with the continuum the world resets and becomes a little bit different but we don't even realize it

>>70102442
why did they put you under

getting your ballbag battered?

>>70102537
>Sounds like you've got it pretty sorted man
the idea is to tend fucks given down to zero while still maintaining a vague vestige of humanity

just ask her, fuck it if it all goes wrong and if it completely emotionally destroys our good friends mr drink and mr drugs will tide you over for a few days

>>70102490
They claim that if you can build a machine that could travel faster than the speed of light, you could theoretically go back in time

>>70102547
but you would need the machine to take you there, so it would have to exist in the past if you bring it to the past

but it introduces the paradox of you living in a time period that you never existed in

>>70102578
unless our timeline isnt affected and some parallel dimension is created where the consequences of that interference arise

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bored of this

>new gf meets my best friend
>hes a big charming black guy whos good with girls
>she absolutely loved him, met him for 10 minutes but wont stop talking about him
>could obviously tell they hit it off the other day

>>70102627
thats about as british as the weather gets my lad

move to continental canada for proper 4 seasons

>>70102442
The odd thing about anaesthesia is that a lot of it's to do with stopping you from forming memories rather than you not having any form of "consciousness" - people almost never wake up but they feel some pain while under but can't remember it afterwards. Same reason that people often don't remember the aftermath of having woken up from anaesthesia.

>>70102633
time to get cucked

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*goes back in time and circumcises you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1gInB0y-kU

>>70102652

under the influence of LSD it's possible to remember the pain from surgeries when you were out cold

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>do a wee
>don't flush

>>70102605
You're a mong

To transfer you to the past there must already be a device capable of receiving you in that time period or it's impossible

Literally the scientific consensus on the matter

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Depressed and lonely

>>70102682
utter bollocks

>>70102599
Wisdom teeth, kept tweeting retarded aphorisms, had to have them removed
>>70102452
Reminds me of a web comic where young Adolf keeps getting attacked by time traveling jews that end up being what drove him to get rid of the Jewish menace

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If you were to go back in time to the year 1400 and you were to kill a man, you'd inadvertently kill millions of people alive today in this timeline.

not getting any (You)s today

>>70102652
why not just get them black out drunk for that?


just get them to drink whiskey very fast for a few hours

>>70102726
the hudson river is comfy, took the train from montreal to NYC

G'night lads
Can anyone provide me with a good graphic showing the ranks and insignia of the British Army during the Revolutionary War? Wiki and Google don't seem to help me

>>70102743
this cat was on lsd in the picture but remembered the pain of the stove afterwards


>>70102726
but what if the women he was supposed to mate with ended up fucking some other guys, like some black guys for example

>>70102535
It's a little bit of a terrible cliche and I may well be ridiculed for saying it, but everybody smiles for the camera. You're hardly going to post on social media and tell everyone about how miserable you are, it's all just a big normie game to convince people you have the best life possible. For example, I used to post on Instagram all the time when I was travelling and it looked like I had the perfect life, but really I was very depressed.

>>70102773
>G'night

night mate

>>70102703
But that can't be. If you're in 2017 and taking a vehicle that transports you to the year 1500, you didn't even exist in 1500. If you're saying you can't do that because the machine didn't exist, how can a person go back in time to a period where the person didn't exist?

>>70102743
run kot, run!!!!!!

took lsd and remembered i left the oven on

did 190cm stop posting here?

>>70102710
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26124719

>>70102803
yes

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>>70102773
just getting the obligatory response out of the way so the other lads can come in and help with less pressure

g'night

ahh yes, sleeping all day and waking up at midnight

love it when this happens

>>70102807
research is also fallible mate.

unironically 173 cm

>>70102773
what revolutionary war?

>>70102793
I know my ex, she wasn't sad about us breaking up, she was with another lad soon enough

What if you've already travelled through time and can't remember because you replace your older self? time travel would be pretty much rendered moot for changing the past, but it would change the present as your current self will disappear

>>70102843
at least you get to post with yanks haha

Night

>>70102800
Mongoose

*gets runted*

>>70102773
goodnight is not used as a greeting, good evening is used instead

*gets cunted*

>>70101147
A strong independent woman

>>70102869
what if you go back in time and kill your own grandfather prior to your parent being conceived? That would mean you never existed, but then who killed your grandfather?

>>70102338
im 18 :^)

>>70102744
That's what they did in the days before proper anaesthesia

But there's three components to modern anaesthesia - hypnosis (the "knocked out" component), analgesia (managing the pain but there's no pain killer on the planet that can safely and effectively block all pain - local ones can but they're unsuitable for systemic application) and sedation (paralysis).

Whisky covers the hypnosis aspect and partial analegisa.

Bloodpressure and heart rate skyrocket when incisions are made because the body's responding to pain despite you being under.

>>70102923
they guy that flipped shit was like 25 I think

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>been walking 2 hours everyday. drinking lots of water, eating healty for the past 2 weeks
>suddenly manboobs are forming

ah yes

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say something nice about him

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AOTY 2K16 coming through

Hope reincarnation exists or your consciousness is somehow transferred to a different timeline or higher plane of reality when you die 2bh

Would really like another shot at having a happy life

>>70102975
peep show

>>70102799
>>70102820
>g'night
kek
I knew that's not the correct phrase to address it but I didn't know how to do it properly
Still, do you care to help me?

>>70102864
:^)

>>70102905
Thanks. So it's the same way as in German. I just thought it would be different in English somehow

>>70102974
walk more

you should try and walk 10 miles every day

>>70102978
CRUSHED

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>>70102990
>10 miles

>>70102975
voted for lib dems (radcentre)

>>70102920
>not going back in time and shagging your own grandmother, furthering your own family line

>>70102604
>our good friends mr drink and mr drugs will tide you over for a few days

Sounds good, could go back to smoking again too

>>70102974
>drinking lots of water
There's your problem. Tap water contains massive amounts of estrogens originating from women's piss due to birth control medication. You can't filter that out unfortunately. At least not with normal sewage treatment

>>70102975
rape an ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE-IQ0EXyvg

>>70102974
what are you eating?

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Going to sleep, good night!

>>70103111
g'night

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>>70102978
why does this tigger everybody

its the most unoffensive shit, its acceptable on many levels

is it weebo autism?

>>70103111
G'night

:^)

>>70102820
>fap

lololol

>>70103063
Then what the fuck do we drink, bottled water that was filtered the same way?

>>70103024
why

>>70103132
The Cliffs of Moher are overrated.

Hate living

>>70103101
salad
seafood
fruit

>>70103132
get a good water filter my man, and drink out of metallic water bottles

>>70103132
You just need to install a proper HPLC cleaning the water coming from tap

>>70103178
>>70103178
>>70103178
>>70103178
>>70103178
>>70103178

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doing a cheeky 8 hour nap bye

>>70103111
I hope you shit the bed so hard you get bruises by from the shit pressure

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>>70103042