/cum/

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#gf2017

*BRRRRT* edition

>>70100114
gaben is god ^^

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>>70100083
You are absolutely the one who drove baja off.

As for aidsy who gives a shit kek

CB never existed

>>70100114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXwt9vUny4

post american grills.

Baja was annoying because xe didn't even need to namefag because xer posts were so easy to identify. Plus bamefagging is un-4chan.

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post cute white girls only

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Reminder that cara is the queen of /cum/

>>70100189
No I didnt and you can never put the blame on me. She disappeared recently and I'm worried.

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Me and the wife

>>70100224
Did baja have a penis or a vagina

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>>70100237
>

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>>70100242
>blame

It's not blame, it's your burden Charles "Autismo" Brown.

There's a decent chance she's still around but dropped namefagging because you hassle her constantly.

>>70100278
Penis

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Why do we even care? 4chan isn't about making friends. It's about posting your ideas without fear of retribution. The turnaround on this site is massive. Post, laugh, call people faggots and have a good time.

>>70100335
I stopped bothering her a long time ago. So this isn't on me. What do I have to do to get her to come back?

>>70100318
I want to cum between tay's beefy pussy lips

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>Why do we even care? 4chan isn't about making friends. It's about posting your ideas without fear of retribution. The turnaround on this site is massive. Post, laugh, call people faggots and have a good time.

>>70100426
try killing yourself, that's a neat trick

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>>70100414
>the idea of 4chan isnt about making friends, its about doing things friends do.

>>70100426
>So this isn't on me
Yeah it is, man up and accept responsibility for your actions faggot.

There is nothing you can do. Baja lurked a lot before you began to hassle her, she may be around but not posting or she may actually be gone.

Just stop obsessing for fucks sake

>>70100468
Literally me but you didn't call me a faggot

>>70100483
This is Baja btw. Cara posts when not namefaggin'

>>70100472
Why don't you go fuck yourself?

>>70100499
Ok I'll stop
I hope it gets her to come back.

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>>70100550
>baja
>sinaloa flag

>randomly signed up for two linguistic classes on my blackboard

uhhh, do I have to take them now?

>>70100414
Pretty autismal post, I have to say.
Still worth a (You).

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>>70100582
It doesn't matter

This is a welsh tentacle-porn imageboard

Nothing matters

>>70100582
your life has no meaning, so why not end it?

or better yet just fucking go back to plebbit you shit stain faggot

>>70100599
Yep.
Enjoy your IPA, faggot.

What i really love about the whole "CB" meme is that he always sounds like the autistic kid that is finally standing to his bully

I miss the person who posted anonymously without the botnet flags.

But I'm still here, bud.
I always have been.

>>70100627
I believe it will work.
I just want things to back to normal.

>>70100636
I can post freely you pathetic piece of shit. No one asked for your stupid input.

I'm hooking up my PC today. I'm really going to do it this time. You'll see.

>>70100638
And you sound like the dumb bitch who opens their mouth when they shouldn't.

Motion to disband /cum/.

Motion to give me a (You)

>>70100912
Nay

Motion to kick this faggot out of /cum/

@70100958

no.

>63 years
JUST/JUSTE

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redpill me on betsy devos

>>70100912
second

How to improve the quality of this general?

Friday needs to come quick

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Oops, I forgot the picture.

Canadians, how is the waiting list for this so long?

on the train home buds

cant get my reeses pieces pack to open

Guys I'm currently in possession of the Donald Trump n-word tape. Here's a pic of it.

>>70101207
post the mp3, faggot

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its really funny seeing how peoples reactions to those Christian hate preachers on my campus has evolved over the years

>6 years ago there would be big crowds and people shouting back. Smarter kids would stay around and talk one on one with the teachers

>3 years ago people write funneh may mays on signs and held them up in front of preacher. some smart kids would stay around and talk.

>current year people just hold up those "stop xenophobia, islamaphobia, homophobia" signs and just 100% virtue signal now. No one actually attempts to talk to them anymore but they still form big crowds

its made of industrial grade plastic or something

send help

>>70101254
https://clyp.it/2wcm402c

nice blog.

thx

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>>70101027
biggest threat to leftist stranglehold on education

if they lose control of the indoctrination centers known as universities, they are done

haha cool blog

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>if they lose control of the indoctrination centers known as universities, they are done

wish there was a mod for overwatch to use UT killstreak announcer

>rain ruined by windstorms

no, this is not comfy

>>70101472
>if they lose control of the indoctrination centers known as universities, they are done
The federal government is mostly concerned with compulsory education from k-12.

Of course, it deals with student loans for colleges, but I don't see much changing there.

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goodbye brobama. You were truly the coolest president.

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>clearly formal dinner
>nigger goes with t-shirt

really makes me think.

>>70101825
what's the matter?
you scared?
the widdle beby is scared

>>70101932

Ive stood out in 60-65 mile an hour gusts

the problem is I cant use an umbrella out in the rain because it keeps getting turned inside out

>be Danish
>literally live in the happiest cunt in the world
>sit inside all night and shitpost on North American general

Sad.

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>>70101975
>>70101977
shut up pussies

*kicks denmark in the nuts*

>>70100114
lads
lads
some guy flipped his shit at school today because he couldn't vape
what mildly interesting things happened to you today

>>70102182

I saw a guy feeding seagulls in the middle of a parking lot. Mustve been like 30 gulls around him

*falls on the ground*
You bitch!

>>70102182
there was an old man at walmart who had a crysal on a little chain, he was waving it on top of lunch meats like a pendulum to pick one out

he went with honey ham

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post happy things pls

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>>70101027
she favors charter schools and the parents' right to choose where their kids go to school, as well as supporting performance reviews of these schools and making them available to parents

she is not a fan of teacher unions, which protect terrible teachers, specifically in major cities

she believes there is no such thing as a free lunch

she is also critical of how sexual assault cases are handled on college campuses, as she holds the outrageous notion that due process is a right of the accused

from what i've seen, sanders and pocahontas are her loudest detractors simply because she is wealthy

and i guess some charter schools she backed in detroit aren't doing that great, but are still better than the public schools

but detroit is a mess, garbage in garbage out

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>>70102293

>>70102182
my autistic boss (legit, though she's high functioning) has a new laugh that sounds like sounds like a seal barking

>gaben
Hi leddit

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the greatest thing to ever come out of canada

>>70102458
gabe was loved before reddit was a thing

now go back

>>70102471
>not avril

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>>70102471

thats not GY!BE

>>70102471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO-mSLxih-c

this is art

>>70102518
the led zeppelins

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any big guys here

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>>70102549
>do you guys smoke?
>ya do now

Just nuttd
Im not proud

70100174
lmao

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>>70102666

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>>70102471
>>70102518
>>70102549
>>70102597

fucking shit. 12 year olds out

Fucking heck, that Trump General on Paul moves fast.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484735698379.webm

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>>70102293
wholesome memes is the only good normie maymay

>>70100278
She was a girl. Baja Sur started using her name after she left and confused some people.

>>70102666
Satan, get out

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Damn...

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any big hands here?

>>70102471
Not even the greatest pop-punk band from Ajax
>>70102500
this

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>>70102698
>released 2002
>album is almost 15 years old

it came out when i was 12

>>70102740
I have big hands, but babby wrists
>tfw

Well I guess this is growing up

>>70102706
Reasons why Clinton lost: #38273

Seriously most entertaining thing that has ever come out of America.

>>70102768
Kek you're old

BAJA!!!!

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Don't leave us.

>>70102821

t. born in 1998

>>70102795
She isn't even capable of becoming a meme. I've seen more Rubios than her

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>>70102837
shouldn't have tempted the will of kek

>>70102837
lol I remember him being elected president

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>>70102821
you'll catch up in no time

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>>70102848

> tfw nobody likes you when youre 23

>>70102874
23 is a good number, though.

>>70102855
wow your old

>>70102852
kek is honestly the worst meme.

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New Zelda a cute

>>70102885

>odd numbers
>good

>>70102893
rip

>phone freezes
>can't restart it by taking out the battery because the companies are fucking retards
jesus christ fuck off just because a couple dumbasses had their phones explode since they replaced the battery with some chinkshit version doesn't mean you had to do that

>>70102874
like like you like you or like you like you

>>70102901
>prime number
>bad

>>70102907
I fucking hate this shit. I used to alternate between different batteries too, not chinkshit. Don't ask why. Fucking bullshit. It was so convenient.

>>70102899
>t. autismo brown

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>>70102899

super cute

>>70102966
What?

Catch-22 is a good read

why does my head feel all buzzy and shaky when i dont get enough sleep

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>got a grilled chicken sammich from chic fil a
>with a crispy patty
>tfw

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https://youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8

>>70102907
you don't have to buy shit phones, you know that right?

>>70103015
It's called fatigue.

>>70103015
Perhaps it's because you don't get enough sleep

>>70103051
Very few phone manufactures make it possible for you to remove the back cover now.

>>70103006
>>70103036
There's no point in pretending, m8

>>70103051
you have 15 seconds to name a new generation android that allows battery removal

In Vanilla:

http://www.strawpoll.me/12142706/r

>>70103081
Here, lemme fix my retarded mistake for lazy retards

http://www.strawpoll.me/12142706

>he fell for the android meme

what should i order for din dins

i have no food and don't want to go out since it is raining

>>70103075
Im phoneposting thats the only reason the files end up like that

>>70103099
>being an iosnigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQmbDocnfCU

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>phoneposting

>>70103102
grubhub

>>70103102
>Not going out in the rain
What's the matter, don't want your diaper getting soaked you big baby?

>>70103036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

>>70103102
Subway

Repeating digits > prime numbers > odd numbers

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>>70103077
>>70103070
http://www.androidauthority.com/best-android-phones-removable-battery-697520/

oh gee, not hard was it? LG is the best brand for phones right now desu. Also Asus

also I use the extreme budget Blu R1, and I think all of Blu's phones have removable batteries.

>tfw owning $50 phone that does everything I need it to

>>70103133
Yo

>>70103166
>lg
You're right about Asus.

>>70103166
nvm asus does not make removable battery phones

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>>70102973
>hobo gloves

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got no more money lads

Got $100 to my name.
What do I buy from Kroger?

>>70103196
LG phones have never let me down except when I dropped it and had to buy my budget phone because I wasn't going to spend a shit ton of money on a new phone

Anti-pc national humanist here

>>70103211

$100 worth of postage stamps

>>70103133
There's literally nothing wrong phoneposting and the only people who say otherwise are NEETs who don't use cellphones in the first place because they can just call their respective moms from the house phone whenever they need her to buy them something

Just get a OnePlus 3 meme chink phone :^)

>>70103211
Chicken Tenders.

>>70103095
>no tourist
>no archaeologist

trash.jpg

>>70103211
Get $100 worth of lottery tickets. Statistically you cannot lose.

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>There's literally nothing wrong phoneposting and the only people who say otherwise are NEETs who don't use cellphones in the first place because they can just call their respective moms from the house phone whenever they need her to buy them something

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>>70103234
get fucked NEETs

>>70103211
THIS >>70103266

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>>70103198
Cute!

>>70103234
>>70103280
>samefagging

Phoneposting is shitty though, I don't know how people can use 4chan like that.

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>>70103166
ok i'm wrong

>>70103320

I want to protect that princess

>>70103151
https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw

>>70103336
>implying
Also, they can just use the shitty 4chan apps. Mobile 4chan is in fact, a shit.

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Is /int/ supposed to be a safe space? Basketball-Americans sure do get triggered.

>>70103365
just go to /pol/ if you want to be edgy on a flag board

>>70103365
Apparently no Nazi posting.

>>70103365
You were clearly the one who was triggered.

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ckeck out my new credit card

>>70103365
using nigger is kind of cringey though.

>>70103336
I'd gotten so used to the mobile website that I struggled to use the regular layout. It's also easier to click capchas.

I'm just too lazy to get my computer out of the closet and I have nowhere to browse 4chan on it without nosy cunts not being around anyways.

>>70103365
Listen buddy, don't you go round calling anybody a nigger round here. Ya hear me?!

Need to get a rechargeable battery for the ol' xbone controller

>>70103393
Pretty gay anon

>>70103365
niggers are incapable of humor from a non-nigger and they only obey what their jewish masters say about how to feel

literal slave race

>>70103393
Worst aidorus.

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>>70103389
>>70103391
>edgy
>triggered

Dumb nig said retarded dindu names was a /pol/ meme and proceeded to call me a white nigger. Says a lot when "nigger" is the only insult a black person calls you doesn't it?

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>watching a movie
>someone knocks on the door in the movie
>my dog starts barking for 10 minutes

>moves houses with my gf
>2 German tourists are apart of the removalist company
>they have a series case of BO and are white Germans
>they empty out our house and we're on our way to new place
>swing by the servo with my wife, told them to follow us
>tell them "You've been working hard, ill be right back, gonna buy you guys something"
>walk in with my gf
>we both grab these 2 guys a can of deoderant
>"Here fella's you've earned it"
>mfw they were visibly insulted
>gf and i are pissing ourselves laughing in the car
Germans cant handle banter

>>70103365
dude i said nigger lol im so fucking cool check it out as i regurgitate everything i read on the internet and base my entire personality on whatever 4chan approves hahaha gore is cool too look how desensitized i am to everything lol

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>cringey

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I wass trying to unfat myself bu I've actually gotten fatter
Help

>>70103459
You are a white nigger.

Especially if you're a fucking catholic.

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>>70103365
>guys guess what I said on 4chinz
Go bitch somewhere else

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>>70103393
>go to checkout
>cute girl at the cashier
>smile, she smiles back
>"that'll be 5.95"
>pull out idolmaster credit card

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>>70103503
>that random side-swipe at cucktholics

kek

Who here /raidingNEDERDRAADtonight/?

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>You are a white nigger.

>Especially if you're a fucking catholic.

Niggers out

if you racism isn't based in the eternal transcendent quality of the unified man in which the lesser races can only realize the lower levels of samsara you're doing it wrong

>>70103501
learn to count calories. its a pain in the ass at first, but after some time you know exactly how much you need to eat so you dont surpass your required caloric intake

White niggers out

>>70103536
Je moeder

>>70103550
Racism is never wrong, even if it's illogical.

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>all the triggered nogs in this thread

Shouldn't you guys all be in Canada or the Trump death camps by now? :^)

>>70103499
>tfw you've been on a khmer stamp collecting forum for so long you don't know how to communicate with normal people anymore

>>70103517
women love a man who knows his idols

>>70103572
Fuck up you clog wog cunt

>>70103495
First day from reddit anon?

>might have a chance at getting laid this weekend

>jerking off 3 times a day so I don't cum early

Catholics honestly make me sick.

>>70103608
No, I've been on this shithole forever. Literally everyone here goes through that phase. Teens just think they won't get out of that phase so they get defensive.

>>70103393
Makes me laff

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>>70103610
How is that going to help several days in advance?

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>Catholics honestly make me sick.

>>70103636
kegel training

>>70103631
>literally
>not reddit

Sure thing anon.

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Cancelled my internet service yesterday, lads

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>>70103365
I guess we know what race the jani is

Men will never be free until the last democrat is strangled with the entrails of the last communist

reddit?

>>70102500
psh please
the quality of a post rock band is directly inverse to the amount of members in it
plus every song is the fucking same
>starts out quiet
>same shit for ten minutes as it gets louder
>oh damn its loud. same shit
>back to quiet, slightly different shit or same shit
>it's gettin louder!
repeat ad nauseum and then dress up in cringy anarchist bullshit

>>70103708
Yeah, what's that?

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>>70103681
Not janny, Mod

/int/ has a gay black mod

>>70103664
Helps prevent prostate cancer too, good job.

>>70102768
kek meanwhile you're 27 and it's about time you came out, too

>>70103735
Post your cat tumblr please i lost it amongst the porn

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>Fuck up you clog wog cunt

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>>70103735
Oh my god, it wasnt just a movie

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>>70103659
Shut up, Autismo.

>>70103495
Using nigger IRL is like communicating to everyone that you want to be treated like a pariah.

>>70103735
How do you know that?

>>70103765
I'm on mobile, give me a sec

>>70103730
>assuming she's a that
kys

Night lads. Hope you dream of white gfs tonight.

>>70103783
Stop posting her
You have no right you piece of shit

>>70103803
;)

>>70103822
>8:00pm on the East Coast
>5:00pm on the West Coast

>>70103829
Bost an IRC screencap

>>70103843
And?

>>70103825
Why not?
She's my imaginary gf, imposter.

>>70103886
>says goodnight
>still here

Worst kind of poster tbqhwy

>>70103765
Here
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

>>70103895
I swear I would bash your dumb fucking face if I met you

Acceptable news sources: AP, Reuters, the Economist, Barrons, Harvard Business Review, Wall Street Journal

and Feministing.com

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>>70103868

>>70103911
Thanks bud

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>>70103939
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>70103954
Why are beans so lazy?

>>70103939
I don't care.
Impersonating me on the internet isn't funny, you should just fucking stop.
No one thinks you're funny,

>>70103950
haha that last one though
sneaking that in at the end of that list is like when you and your buddy are exchanging bro-jobs and you try to sneak a finger into his butthole even tho he aint a gay

>>70103983
Haha very funny. Not. You're an idiot stop posting old stale memes.

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>>70104006
I'm not your secretary, faggot

/cum/ poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12142998

>>70104030
i have no clue who either of you assholes are but i am for damn sure saving all of your pics for shitposting later

btw nobody cares, fuck, go outside, make some real friends
>>>/soc/

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I got a letter from weev in my printer at work

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>>70104052
lel, you would be my janitor anon.

>>70104055
>cuckolics

>>70104035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
make me
i'm behind 7 proxies

>>70104055
>pootestants

>>70104035
That wasn't me, you dolt.

>>70104064
I literally don't care what you have to say.
Just stop fucking impersonating me.

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>>70104069
>we gonna purge the jews
Godspeed, paypal 14 crew

>>70104069
Did he ever get arrested for that?

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>>70104035

>>70104079
and you would be my bitch, dickwad

>>70104125
>stop impersonating me
kek

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>>70104125
Fun part is, I'm not even the guy that was impersonating you. I just saw some unwarranted self importance and some butthurt, and decided to fan the flames. Again, I don't know who you are and I don't give a shit. I pretty much just stick to /g/.

https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc

>>70104156
No he's still at it, I got that yesterday. I had to keep it, I wanna frame it or something

I'm glad Baja is gone stupid stuck up Mexican

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>>70104212
>I pretty much just stick to /g/.
Good lad

might learn japanese just so i can participate in japanese twitter more

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>>70104195
>Mexico
>Anyone's bitch but America

wew, how's that peso doing?

>>70104241
Another stupid image of an irrelevant quote. Don't you get tired of being such a jackass?

>>70104276
What's going on in Jap twitter?

>>70104278
>bringing up politics
Amd that's when you know you have won the argument

wowie

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>>70104307
>Don't you get tired of being such a jackass?
No

>>70103783
>all those pinch marks

heroin one hell of a drug.

>>70104338
>d-dickwad
>"winning" the """argument"""

Do you want me to report some posts to give you something to do for free anon?

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What McMeal is this?

>>70104380
looks like she's trying to cover up a cold sore

>>70104396
McGangbang

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Would you, /cum/?

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>>70104307
i'll try to clear this up for you
>>70104212
>>70104064
>>70103983
>>70104161
>me

all the other posts are the other guy who you sperged out on for "impersonating you". as hard as this might be for you to wrap your head around, you are currently autistic screeching at at least 2 anons rn.

as i stated i joined in because you were already getting pissed off for a stupid reason

like who fucking gives a fuck maybe don't post pictures of yourself on 4chan you mong

>>70104412
reminds me of a white girl in blackface
i would though

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>>70104412
yep

>>70104412
Not even with your dick m8.

>>70104380
>>70104406
And what is it to you?
I bet your face is fucking hideous.

>>70104389
Like I care

>>70104412
bitch so black she's purple

hello lads x

>>70104412
>3d anime qt
Perhaps

>>70104452
my face was chiseled from marble by michelangelo (not gonna lie though, I also have mouth herpes)

>>70104452

she isnt anything special and my facial skin is fucking perfect.

>tfw barely had any acne

i wont the lottery.

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>>70104463
Alright, I'm doing it now. Got a pretty unique IP for you to look out for.

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>>70104452
lol never mind, now you're autistic screeching at at least 3 anons (note the mexi flag on one of those posts). jesus christ, get it together. it's just the internet.

pic related

I can't write a cover letter without it sounding cringey as heck

>>70104510
Holy shit you fucking dumbass I'm nit talking to you!

>>70104412
I wear tree piece suit go up ill wit har fuck vagina no doubt about it

>>70104555
huh?

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>>70104548
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70104555
alpha af

>>70104555
what

>>70104492
Fuck off

>>70104496
Sure I bet you do you ugly bitch

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>>70104412
Shoopt mang

>tfw no penor

>>70104611

Why do you keep talking to me like im a girl.

i mean i am one but how do you know.

"homo"(((sexual)))

>>70104627
What would you even use it for?

>>70104627
Where did it go?

>>70104659
idk

>>70104662
It fell off while I was taking a piss

>>70104638
>inb4 posting boyface again

>>70104611
Bud, your girl is a walking petri dish. You know when she gets full-blown AIDS, she'll be covered in fungal infections as well.

>>70104638
I don't know
Why are Mexican women so stuck up?

>>70104698
>generalizing
You should know better than that, anon.