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great britain edition
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kurwa
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anime is a staple of /brit/ culture
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third for defined benefit pensions
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reddit is some high grade autism
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>British taxpayer money goes to help BBC force multicultural propaganda
L
O
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>>70099175
not sure what to think of this image

not befitting of british royalty i feel
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how does one become a grime man?
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>>70099175
how tasteful and elegant
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>>70099175
i mean
dont get me wrong
i hate the royals
but who in fucking gods name approved this
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>>70099117
the polish guy at work was yelling in polish and literally every 2nd word was kurwa then he kept shouting "KURWA KURWA KURRRRWA KURWAAAAAAA!!"
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>>70099175
i wanna shag kate so bad DAMN
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imagine paying for other people to go to hospital
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>>70099175
i wanna shag william so bad DAMN
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bit sad that posting reddit shit is common practice where as even 2 years ago people would tell you to fuck off
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imagine paying hospitals to go to other people
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ah yes the royals are on TV
almost as good seeing a black bull fuck my wife
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Lads generally I eat one of the following for breakfast
>2x weetabix + Alpen Muesli with milk
or
>2x slices of toast (bergen seeded bread) + crunchy peanut butter

On weeknds I'll either go out for breakfast or make eggs at least once.
You?
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>>70099236
*invades canada*

FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
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>>70099240
>imagine paying for other people to go to hospital
I'll do that by paying for your ferry and train to wakefield
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>>70099089
It only became great after exploiting these nations. Otherwise Britian really doesn't have anything to offer to this world
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>>70099275
Yeah, welcome to nu-malechan.
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>>70099240
I'll send you to hospital in a minute you fucking wetwipe
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>>70099207
>>70099226
>>70099228
they're body doubles you tools
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We are gene-copying bio-robots, living out here on a lonely planet in a cold and empty physical universe.
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ahhhh
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>>70099289
*invades Kate*
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>>70099307
>they're body doubles

no way
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>>70099089
>great Poland
No comments from the peanut gallery this time. Strange.
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>>70098619
had a giggle at this post desu
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I'm a big drinker
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>>70099299
it has everything to do with reddit migration to /pol/ because of trump bullshit
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Wish I was a posh cunt who could a meme degree like fine art at a tim nice but dim uni and spend 3 years off my tits on eccies, get a cheeky Desmond and then get a 100k a year job at daddies company
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>>70099307
i said i hate the royals

how the fucking hell was i supposed to tell the difference between horse face man A and horse face body double B?
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>>70099175
so did the photographer get to see kates tits and fanny
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imagine taking elsa to singapore malaysia thailand and fucking her a dozen times, flying first class, and that's WORK, that's your JOB
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>>70099359
Obviously you couldn't
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>>70099291
You a wakey lad?
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>>70099351
reddit was mentioned/linked sometimes before that place got popular but it was never as blatant as it is now, kinda sad
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>It's not great Slovenia

Unfortunately
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>>70099386
>tattoo

in the bin
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>>70099289
*welcomes british soldiers into my home for tea and biscuits*

FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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wow...
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Pennsylvania 6-5000
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post sad tunes
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>>70099327
they're good lads the dutch
real good lads
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miss my doggo

he's growing old without me
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>thinks he would fight off burglars with muh guns
>gets cucked instead

Screaming at yanks
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>great Slovenia
Do you really have many slovenes in Britain? Seems a bit odd considering there's barely 2million of them in Slovenia
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*mumbles something about girls*
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Funny that rorkes hate multiculturalism but love the extremely multicultural British empire

Really cloggs the old noggin
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>>70099456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
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i only use reddit for porn
what's so bad about redditors?
i have noticed a decline in *quality* posts, i just don't understand why the redditors posting here are so gay
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haha calm down haha
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>>70099456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESP0052nuzE
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slovenia is quite literally the greatest country in the world

prove me wrong
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>>70099478
yes this is a real story that i believe
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>>70099486
nah never met one or heard of any here
found that amusing
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>>70099415
ye and when it was linked or mentioned people would tell you to fuck off

not anymore
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One of the least known facts about the LSD research in the 1960s was that the longest single research project with LSD, at Spring Grove Hospital, Maryland, showed an average 10% increase in linear IQ alone as well as the meta-programming vistas and neurogenetic awakenings popularized by the outlaw LSD culture and its gurus.
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>>70099512
the free market at work
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When are we all going to purge the Dutch lads?
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>>70099536
moron its obviously fake
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Had an emotional moment with the plug for my shaver just now

I unplugged it and the light stayed on for a little bit so I watched it to see when it would fade away and it did, lads, it did fade away. Like someone dying
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>>70099486
literally never met one. Know a lot of romanians and poles though, don't mind them tbqh
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Tell me /brit/ why aren't you cashing in on stupid normie and setting up a fake news website to make money off ads?

Teenagers in shitholes like Macedonia can do it so why can't you
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>>70099550
go on then tell me to fuck off I dare you
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Would be nice working as a foreign diplomat really.
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>>70099456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0C1p5pL01I
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>One of the least known facts about the LSD research in the 1960s was that the longest single research project with LSD, at Spring Grove Hospital, Maryland, showed an average 10% increase in linear IQ alone as well as the meta-programming vistas and neurogenetic awakenings popularized by the outlaw LSD culture and its gurus.
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>>70099449
is that cara on the pic right there? id "wow" her if you get what i mean ;)
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>>70099456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVrWsEUFGY
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>>70099589
saturated market now
scared of mummy may too
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>>70099598
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>>70099456
ahaha lookie all these fagboys posting their sobsongs
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Really like Poirot lads
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>70099596
fuck off reddit twat
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>>70099550
whole sites gone down the shitter desu, its full of the very normalfags that we used to tell to fuck off, even other boards have become less "elitist" for lack of better word, we can never go back, a lot of posters seem to treat reddit/4chan as one in the same now

>>70099596
fuck off
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Joanna Lumley in Japan on ITV
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>not taking psychedelic drugs during your formative years
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>>70099674
really makes you think
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Britain - the Junkie who thinks the dealer is reliant on them.
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i was 'chonposting before you were born lad
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>>70099509
Based Zlatan taking these English poofs to school
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>>70099674
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>>70099674
fucking hell imagine being patrick stewart in this situation
absolute STATE
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>>70099648
dream job
any of the civil service lads going for this, will you post all the inside info on /brit/?
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>>70099678
CUTE!
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>>70099691
Have lost all faith in humanity to be quite honest with you
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So be it...Jedi.
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>>70099674
>Emoji Movie
What? this is a thing???
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>>70099674
the entire film is in portrait view
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>>70099678
will probably try to soon. Don't want to take LSD though, i'd rather take mushrooms. At least then i know what i've put into my body
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>>70099712
Literally being shit

What has his career come to
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>>70099735
bolshevik scum
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“This is the great lesson the depressive learns: Nothing in the world is inherently compelling. Whatever may be really “out there” cannot project itself as an affective experience. It is all a vacuous affair with only a chemical prestige. Nothing is either good or bad, desirable or undesirable, or anything else except that it is made so by laboratories inside us producing the emotions on which we live. And to live on our emotions is to live arbitrarily, inaccurately—imparting meaning to what has none of its own. Yet what other way is there to live? Without the ever-clanking machinery of emotion, everything would come to a standstill. There would be nothing to do, nowhere to go, nothing to be, and no one to know. The alternatives are clear: to live falsely as pawns of affect, or to live factually as depressives, or as individuals who know what is known to the depressive. How advantageous that we are not coerced into choosing one or the other, neither choice being excellent. One look at human existence is proof enough that our species will not be released from the stranglehold of emotionalism that anchors it to hallucinations. That may be no way to live, but to opt for depression would be to opt out of existence as we consciously know it.”
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>>70099760
because capitalism
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>>70099674
>@SirPatStew
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>>70099678
>formative years
how old is too old?
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>>70099456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
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>>70099795
*late
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eating white chocolate and peppermint kettle corn lads

picked up a bag of it for .49 cents
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>>70099760
loads of people will watch it because
>OMG LOL AN EMOJI MOVIE???! HOE XRAZY IS THAT OMG WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA LMAO LETS ALL GO WATCH AS A JOKE HAHA
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>>70099712
Must be losing it desu, he's in his mid 70's
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Feeling 'feels' to this, lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYHV-jeccG4
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>Patrick Stewart turned down Hamlet in the west end to do the Emoji movie
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>>70099867
he's probably done hamlet a million times, how many times is he gonna get the chance to be in the emoji movie?
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>>70099678
wouldnt rule it out but never had the chance
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>>70099678

shouldn't take acid until you're 25 desu
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>>70099900
Are they foeced to?
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>>70099674
Even the normies hate this shit
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>>70099867
>millionaire wants to have fun

Same reason Trump ran for President
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>>70099900
is that poleaboo
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Adolf Hitler was the 9th Avatar of Vishnu and will return once more to bring about the final retribution.
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>>70099819
you're never too old but taking LSD, shrooms, salvia, DMT etc. during your teenage years is quite special
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getting tickets to the emoji movie lads

anyone want one
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ah yes patrick stewart the distinguished actor who played a star trek captain for 20 years and then a comic book hero
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>>70099689
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trump is a fat 70 year old man, and regardless of how much "high energy" he has, it's very likely he'll die in office in such a demanding job.
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folks need Porsches, hoe need abortions
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>>70099867
>tfw made that pic to bait /pol/ after Trump loses

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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>large group of friends that are Mediterranean and Arab at my secondary
>nicknamed the black and tans

kek
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>>70099980
lmao keep dreaming
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>>70099968
BELAY THAT ORDER MR WORF
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>>70100011
'sheed
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Disturbing amount of lefties ITT
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Going for a coffee with a girl on tomorrow
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need a bf
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>>70099960
why?
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fucking hell lads popcorn is literally the god tier snack

sweet, salty, savoury, even sour
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>>70100046
is she a proto gf?
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>>70099980
the average british man has a life expectancy of 81 years even without access to the best doctors on the planet you utter moron
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>>70100017
I don't even desire his death, I'm just looking at it objectively and predictably
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>>70100035
found the nazi
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>>70099950
>number 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUMecbBXCcA
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continue posting and i will have to break your jaw
you know who you are
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>>70099761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3YsSveB_58

>its real

oh my fucking days, what were they thinking
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Anyone else think they give out JSA far too easily?

>Be me a few months ago over summer
>Uni student so few months off
>spend first month doing fuck all spending most of my time on 'tinternet
>Mum gets annoyed at me and says I have to get a job, spend a week pretending I'm looking and not getting anywhere
>Tells me to apply to the Job centre, I do it thinking they won't let me on because i'm a student
>Go on for about a month doing the bare minimum they ask me to
>End up working about 15 hours a week in a shop for the last month

Ended up with a couple hundred quid in bennies I don't feel I really deserve but will still keep
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>>70099950
Fucking A

न जायते म्रियते वा कदाचि

न्नायं भूत्वा भविता वा न भूयः।

अजो नित्यः शाश्वतोऽयं पुराणो

न हन्यते हन्यमाने शरीरे।
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>>70100094
he's our oldest president but he's not that old. he was doing 3 rallies in 3 different states 6 days a week for several months leading up to the election. he's obviously healthy
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>>70100139
did not read a single word of this post
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>>70100139
NOT. A. WORD.
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me
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>>70100011
underage twat
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i'm going fishing for runts on /pol/
1 post cast, 3 (you)s so far
not a bad start
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doing a read
http://www.savitridevi.org/PDF/lightning.pdf
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have an increasingly severe incontinence problem
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anime
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Throwback to last night lads, tonights gonna be guud
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>>70100085
Yeah

Haven't been on a date in years and I get all nervous around her

She gets a bit nervous around me too tbf

Bricking it
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AHHHHHHHHH MY SHITS COMING OUT
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>>70100168
yes but how healthy will he be when he's 76, 77, 78?
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hello lads
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INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER
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You now realise Barack Obama has gone 8 years without a single assassination attempt on his life
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>>70100260
>last night
That was earlier on mate
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>>70099456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8
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>>70100287
Chips look shite
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IT'S TOO LATE
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>>70100300
YOU'RE A FUCKING
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Ah yes, the obese stresshead who stays up until 4AM having coronaries over z-list celebrities criticising him on Twitter - definitely able to cope with the pressures of the presidency!
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>>70100245
saved, thanks f.am
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>>70100327
Wasn't he sent a few ricin letters?
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>>70100280
amusing post
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>>70100327
There were two that I know of. Not huge ones, but they were there
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>>70100327
well how would we know how many have been foiled by the secret service?
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*makes a fedora post*
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Anyone else noticed how pretty much everyone absolutely loves Obama in the UK? People here probably like him more than American lefties do aha

Sister's husband is a rorkist who hates sheeds but said he loves Obama
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*ejaculates with a tiny grunt*
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>he rereads his post and chuckles to himself
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>>70100056
It's hard to describe, but they're mind liberating experiences.
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>>70100287
hawt
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>>70100352
when will retards like you learn that nobody cares about your opinion
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stand on the end
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PENG TING'S CALLING MY PHONE
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*ejaculates with a small grunt*
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>>70100384
you're probably just saying that it is during your teens cause you did it in your teens and usually the first time you try a drug it's the best
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>>70100396
You cared enough to reply friendo
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>>70100300
don't like her

not one bit
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fucks sake bottom of my willy near the old ballbag is red and itching
Really hope I don't have a rash coming, will just not wank for a couple of weeks and thouroughly wash it

This will also be a good test of mental will
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*rereads this post and chuckles to himself*
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>>70100381
of course they love him. they never hear anything bad about him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
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>make a well thought out post or one you thought was funny
>1 or no (You)s
>Make a mindless or unfunny post you thought was shite
>7 (You)s

Still have yet to get to grips with the underlying science behind (You) farming
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>>70100442
you won't last a day
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>>70100428
tim do you need help
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>>70100411
>peng ting
Buffting would be more appropriate
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>start wanking
>precum
>stop and take a shower

almost broke my nofap
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>>70100425
Not really, my first trips on LSD and shrooms weren't anything special

It was my HUGE trips (5g+ of shrooms and 300-600ug of LSD) during the pivotal moments in my adolescence that had the biggest effects on me
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>young man living in a desert has his family killed in a justified and proportionate military strike, is subsequently inducted into an ancient warrior religion and radicalised, culminating in him playing a central role in a terrorist attack which kills 300,000 people

What film lads
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do you like the 1975?
the frontman from this band looks creepy
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Prince Charles should be skipped over. Give it to his grandson George. Would he be George VI?
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I'm thinking about going through Tims twitter and saving all his pictures and compiling them into one of those "man takes a picture of himself everyday for 10 years" videos
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Going to bed, Leaving this necklace mummy for mes amis.
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>>70100303
william gladstone was 82 when he started his 4th term in office. lord palmerston was 70 when he started his first term
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>10:40 pm, driving home
>police right behind me for the past 5 minutes
>enter empty huge roundabout, still followed by police
>they speed up and get uncomfortably close
>suddenly they turn on their siren and blast off full speed overtaking me in the middle of a roundabout and disappearing in the distance

wew thanks for the heart attack cunts
>>
>>70100381
it makes sense to love obama if you are a rorke, since he has been destroying muslim countries and droning muslims left right and center
>>
>>70100490
star wars original trilogy?
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>>70100490
Documentary about Yorkshire
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>>70100490
Dude Star Wars lmao
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Stacey, you say?
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>>70100423
*swallows every drop*
*licks lips*

thank you daddy :3
>>
>>70100381
Ngl Obama is pretty smart, just surrounded by spastics when it comes to foreign policy. Bet he secretly hates nigs as well.
>>
>>70100271
sounds cute lad

unironically just be yourself and you'll be right
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@70100465
have a (You) for doing a think
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>>70100515
now who is this
>>
>>70100487
ah wouldn't want to stunt my growth anyway, but it wouldn't make a difference to me from how you describe the effects trying it in my 20s
>>
>>70100515
full pic link pls la
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>>70100540
>unironically just be yourself
>>
BBC Newsnight is still comparing Trump to a tyrant
>>
>>70100470
Just watch me ...
You've now fortified my mind further... pawn...
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>>70100518
try having this happen while you've got a joint in your mouth and have been drinking all night
>>
>>70100551
me after ive ad a massive fukin kebab lmfao
>>
talking to frank
>>
"Keep America Great" 2020
>>
lads how does a proto-gf differ from a regular gf
>>
need gibi gf
>>
>>70100588
had a dealers worth of class A's walking back home one frosty evening and the fucking filth just crawling along the road about 5m behind me with the lights on full for three fucking roads

then they fucked off, blues n twos blazing

cunts
>>
>>70100551
me doing a poo
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>>70100624
terrible picture
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>>70100574
he's going on a date with her and she gets nervous around him. she obviously likes him a bit.

I know guys who get a date with girls then turn up and think that's when they have to be Mr alpha pussy punisher cool man and blow it because the girl liked who they are and not some spastic character
>>
>>70100626
a gf calls herself your gf
>>
>>70100626
Proto-gf is before she calls you bf and gf for the first time
After she says it its official
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>>70100521
Based Barry
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>>70100626
proto-gf is just some girl you orbit like a beta
>>
>>70100646
wow proper hard man you are
>>
reminder that leftists have PTSD from trumpxit

their illusions were shattered to pieces in 2016, they're still in the corner shaking rocking back and forth
>>
Mad that I could be part of the WASP elite in yankland if my ancestors had moved out there

Not a happy bunny
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Is Sky News left-leaning?

Was watching a Sky News documentary on how Trump won and they were terribly biased against him.
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london
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lads

doing something
>>
ppffffffffHAAGHAAkccccchhhhhkekeke
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
>>
>>70100688
why do we need reminding about this?
>>
>>70100688
leftists =/= liberals
>>
>>70100500
Band for teenagers girls and plebs. How's he creepy?
>>
>>70100676
what's hard about buying your delicious drugs in bulk

just cheaper innit
>>
>>70100688
they're like a balloon losing air
the noise gets louder as they shrink away.
>>
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toast + marmite + tuna

thoughts on this very powerful combo?
>>
>>70100500
i do

good break up songs 2bh
>>
>>70100626
the proto gf is a girl you're looking at dating or beginning to date with the hopes of becoming serious

the so called gf is when you aren't dating anyone else or getting with anyone else but aren't officially in a relationship
>>
>>70100672
>>70100668
hmm ok

well there's this girl that I have sex with, spend a lot of time with, we say we love each other but I haven't asked her out and she keeps dropping hints

what sort of girl is that?
>>
>>70100552
>>70100569
http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/27F7D10.jpg?fs=opencloud
forgot her name, but she's known
>>
>>70100700
yes. they've been shitting on him daily since august
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If you don't believe in Jesus Christ you're a heathen.
>>
>go to bed
>spend 3 hours debating my existence before getting to sleep
>>
>>70100700
makes me think
>>
>>70100643
how'd you get this picture

really need a gibi gf too desu
>>
America's last 4 presidents
>A mentally ill fat elderly degenerate cucked by the Russians
>A black Muslim Marxist who wasn't even born in the US
>A dyslexic spacker with a sub-100 IQ
>A literal rapist

ah yes
>>
>/pol/ is the new /b/
w h o a
>>
>>70100745
>marmite + tuna
kys
>>
>>70100751
the so called gf imo
>>
>>70100751
a so-called gf
>>
>>70100781
Sad!
>>
>lowers a pail of fish heads to the runts ITT
>>
lads what's the flag that's two sideways triangles with a blue outline and red filling
>>
>>70100751
proto gf I believe

Ask her out (and then tell me how you did it because I have a similar situation)
>>
>>70100751
Proto gf/fwb looking at becoming a gf
>>
>>70100802
nepal
>>
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>>70100667
>bruce taking posts seriously and writing an essay in response

every time
>>
Mugatu...
>>
>>70100802
Nipple
>>
>>70100799
*starts yapping wildly*

*jumps up and catches one*
>>
>>70100688
They just need to get rid of the idea of a world with open borders and to realise wanting to decrease immigration is not bigotry.
>>
>>70100781
obama has a lower iq than bush
>>
>>70100700
ah yes everyone can be rich
>>
imagine claiming that the BBC isn't radically left wing
>>
>>70100751
your nan
>>
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The finest MILF
>>
>>70100751
>, we say we love each other but I haven't asked her out
this... this is a bit backwards

to answer your question, it'd be the so-called but that's not a perfect fit, since you've gone arse over tit about the proceedings
>>
>>70100700
For how anti big government are Americans sure do have huge government, look at this shit you cunts spend more public money on healthcare than most countries with single payer healthcare do per capita

Add to that of of the highest public education costs of any country per capita, despite not having near the best results and yank government is big as fuck
>>
>>>/s4s/5072880

hmmm yes quite
>>
>>70100825
>2 sentences
>essay

back to college with you deano
>>
>>70100751
is this a normal thing

am very very confused at how normies form their relationships
>>
>>70100822
>>70100840
i already knew, was just testing you desu
>>
>>70100863
BADLY want to put my willy in nigella
>>
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>>70100700
>>
>>70100825
m8 the distinctions between the two have never been made clear and it is my duty to do so
>>
>>70100868
That's because we just had a literal buffoon running us for the past 8 years
>>
listening to byzantine music
>>
might be a good boy and start the ol' cocaine binge on friday night rather than thursday night this week and avoid that whole "turning up for work 3 hours late coked out of my mind" nonsense again
>>
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>the BBC is as biased as CNN
>>
>>70100867
>>70100814
>>70100810
>>70100797
>>70100794
to add an alternate dimension to it, we have gone out before, but we went VERY quickly into it and I ended it after a bit
>>
>>70100868
American bureaucracy is immense, they should devolve education and health like we do it in Canada
>>
anyone posting?
>>
>>70100873
nerd
>>
thinking about taking up a life of crime lads

not even specifically for financial gain, i just like crime
>>
getting my weekly dose of nerdwriter1
>>
>>70100863
too chubby got dinner lady arms
>>
>>70100970
not me
sorry
>>
>>70100955
sounds like an all round massive fuck up
>>
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>>70100884
makes me think
>>
>>70100955
Jesus Christ this is too complex I'm out
FONT
>>
>>70100955
definitely a so called gf then
>>
Can someone PLEASE link the willy wank poo rap
>>
>>70100999
is the snek, birb, etc. anime any good? asking for a friend
>>
why on earth would you have a national bird? Do we have one? I hope not
>>
Hahaha so get this the British actually have a pudding named after dicks! Hahahaahhaha
>>
>>70100955
i dont think we have a term for this other than clusterfuck desu

i suggest killing yourself you bizarre neurotic so-called proto-deano
>>
>>70100868
that money doesn't even go towards healthcare or education, it just says that on paper

it actually goes towards secret R&D projects like zombie viruses and jetpacks
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>thinking about taking up a life of crime lads

>not even specifically for financial gain, i just like crime
>>
why on earth would you have a national lion?
>>
>>70100552
https://yuki.la/s/16633743
Name's Meg.
>>
>>70101041
think it's a bit hit and miss desu
does have some good moments
>>
>>70101001
>>70101015
>>70101018
>>70101054
ok I've taken your advice on board and shall be considering my options
>>
>>70101060
this

the people in charge of the budget lose billions every year and nobody questions it
>>
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>
>>70101093
hmmm
>>
>>70099674
sounds like a shit role
>>
>>70101042
isn't yours the robin?
>>
>>70100955
sounds like you "ended it" but she tricked you into staying
>>
>>70101134
It is as well lmfao
Could be worse I guess robins are nice
>>
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>>70101042
We just got one last month, after like 3 years of voting held by the Royal Canadian Geographic Society, the loon won overwhelmingly. Then the government said "lolno fuck that" and declared the greyjay our national bird.
>>
Feeling too low about the oneitis to even have a wank lads
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