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cara

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....................review

morning lads

just did a wake up, going to be here all day if you need me

>>70096751
you're slippin

Gonna go see Run The Jewels lads.

grey squirrels fuck off

poorer but independent

not sure if worth it

going to bed don't give a fuck what any of you say DO ONE you cretins

>>70096792
too tired mangggg

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chicken connoisseur

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>why yes I am anglo-irish

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shall be taking this book to work and asking the calcified women if they can identify any of these 3

hhmmm like spending time with the gf and the sex etc. but I don't feel that strongly about her.

End it?

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what was meant by this?

>>70096801
where?

>>70096821
more like chicken coonoisseur

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Need a haircut, desu lads.

>>70096856
same, getting one is effort though

ITT: gimmicks that you suspect britlads made for other boards

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-ain-t-me

think i'm turning gay lads, don't get aroused by women attempting to be sexy anymore, i just cringe

>>70096672
as soon as I had private internet access babestation was mostly dead to me

still cherish those early wanks though

>tfw tuning in early and waiting til the watershed point where they could get their tits out

>>70096837
I'm anglo-Irish but an unironic 8/10

>>70096843
keep at it, you might like her eventually

Saw that cute girl for another five seconds today

I only ever get to see her when we happen to change train platforms at the same time, which is maybe once or twice a week

Hmm

>>70096850
Belfast. It's going to be whiter than their concerts normally are. And their concerts are VERY white to begin with.

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Be safe when torrenting lads, wew

>>70096519
maddie a qt
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1813155512&t=178

saw a fox in broad daylight

drank too much

feel isck

>>70096821
Pengest munch vs reviewbrah. Who would win and why?

>>70096877
been 4/5 months la

Also my first proper gf

>>70096927
do you think she feels strongly about you?

>>70096862
>walk into building
>ask for specific haircut
>receive haircut
>pay
>leave

oh yeah really hard mate.

What's your local shop situation like lads?

>Used to be a 24/7 'sheed shop but another 'sheed took it over, it's no longer 24/7, prices went up and selection went down
>Offie closed down recently
>Tesco metro right next to a Morrison's local and a sainsburys local but they all close between 10 and 11

>>70096906
so this is the power of the snoopers charter huh...
thanks tory voters...

>>70096906
ISPs have to send you a letter warning you about torrenting after January 17th

>>70096914
are you the m8 who started drinking at like 8am this morning or whatever

>>70096964
no that's not me i started at like 6pm

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

reminder that your body belongs to the state

>>70096945
>get home from work
>20 minutes until they close
>sorry mate we won't have time tonight

every time

>>70096948
paki shop I've been going to since I was little closed a few weeks ago
sad feels

>>70096906
How do I use this? Just run along side torrenting?

>>70096948
There are about 30-40 local shops in my area, if you include shit like hairdressers, clothes shops and chippies. All are owned and operated by white people, except for the place that does kebabs.

>>70096942
difficult to say tbqh, I think more than I do.

>>70096948
>4x corner shops within 5 mins, open late on weekends
>1 tesco local 10 mins
>1 24/7 offy 15-20 mins

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Any fellow /corbynites/ here

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Geri, you say?

>>70096948
my local shop is the Way2Save, providing excellent service and the finest quality produce all at low low prices

>>70096908

saw one in a cemetery that scared me shitless
he jumped into a hole under a headstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhFBehjrS10

feel bad for the qts desu. why did we do it ;_;

Ran out of tea lads, this would be a crisis in the morning, need more ASAP

My options:

>walk to paki corner shop
>closest, quickest, crappiest

>walk to polish shop
>also close, the cute lady might be there haha

>drive to sainsburys
>won't get killed on the way (I'm in a v. diverse area)

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Finally registered with a GP lads.
Reckon it's time to get back on the old anti-depressants.

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>but an unironic 8/10

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favourite episode of the simpsons lads?

>>70096843
stop worrying about analysing how you feel. If you don't want to be with her, don't be with her. If you like being around her stay with her

Fucks sake lads my 12 year old brother has just been caught having sex with his mate upstairs

My mum walked into his room and they were fully bumming

My house is in chaos now and both of them are howling in tears with my mum and dad frothing at the fucking mouth

What a state of affairs

>>70097042
>Tfw area is so multicultural even the chippy is owned by Turks

>>70096906
get some private trackers you scrub

>>70097013
Yes but make sure you update the IP list as much as possible and run it before you start a torrent.

>>70097088
bum them all to make it better

>>70096959
Email. not letter

>>70097088
i mean i had a group wank with the lads but bumming is a bit far

>>70096906
>>70097013
>unironically using peerblock
>in 2017

unbelievable

>>70097108
>being a ratio cuck

>>70097078
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

>>70097088
why would your parents be mad?

they're not homophobic are they?

>>70097069
polish shop

>>70097065

brussels is shite.

>>70097088
Send a recording on vocaroo for proof

>>70097108
Can't be arsed, I only torrent once or twice per month

>>70097116
alright did you tick any other boxes other than Anti-P2P organisations

>>70097146
what's wrong with it?

>>70097088
takes after you

>>70097078
Not an episode but here's a real life version of my favourite Simpsons clip

https://youtu.be/j1JC_p2EVJw

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>>70097070

yes keep shovelling the pills in goy

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>tfw no slav gf
delete this feel right fucking now

>>70097088
not sure i believe this

>>70096906
unironically probably just civil servants torrenting shit

lots of morons work everywhere

>>70097104
>tfw very high quality authentic Turkish, Ethiopian, Uyghur Chinese, Lebanese, Vietnamese, South Indian, Neopolitan pizza, Persian restaurants within 10 mins walk

Is based.

perhaps I might

>>70096948
>Shell petrol station that is a 15 minute walk that shuts at half 10
>Spar that is a 22 minute walk away that shuts at half 10
>Bargain Booze that is in the same complex as Spar and shuts at 10
>Booths that is a 23 minute walk away that shuts at 10
>Premier that is a 24 minute walk away that shuts at 9

They're all run by Brits people. The Bargain Booze is owned by an Indian family who live down the road from me

just got caught bumming my bf

still not as bent as my big brother though

>>70097146
>doesn't suggest an alternative
wew lad

>>70096907
hmmm, still can't see her bumhole in that video

>>70097088
The question we're wondering: is your brother the bummer or the bummee

>>70097124
this. wanking with the lads is fine but no bum stuff

>>70097088

would be funnier if you were muslims

>>70097088
jealous

>>70097214
>tfw nearest takeaway is a Dominos that is a 30 minute walk away

>>70097078
i always answer this question with 'the monorail one' cos it's the only one i can remember

think my memories fucked desu

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want

>>70097088
pics

>>70097233
>Booths

Literally the best supermarket in the UK

The only thing the North has on the South hehe

>>70097252
I thought /r/europe was redpilled?

>>70097252
>100 upboats in 7 hours

shan't

I'm not bent at all lads, I've only ever bummed my friends. They never bummed me.

>>70097171
>alright did you tick any other boxes other than Anti-P2P organisations
It's been a long time since I installed it, post a screenshot of it

>>70097124
>>70097246
literally never got this. I don't think there was any point in my life where i would've thought this was okay

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>>70097254
if only you could see his reddit flag

>>70097148
only if you're a pleb who can't play the game
>>70097169
fair

>>70097290
Apparently the south doesn't have farmfoods or coopland

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>go to the guardian website
>go to the top rated comments
>they're all pro-brexit

you what?

>>70096906
how do you add the government

>>70097290
It's literally just Waitrose with a slightly better booze section

>>70097252
those cucks on the continent rely on our military for all sorts of stuff.

>>70097088
creasing
my mate once walked in on his brother wanking on that kinect thing for xbox on cam with his best mate. Apparently his brother thought it was just pure banter to wank with your mate

hmm running peerblock, not even torrenting, getting loads of government things

weird

>>70097252
now you know how i feel

>>70097252
This is why Brexit was a good thing even if we send ourselves into third-world status. It's better than being phony-first world in a fading union full of countries that despise us.
Damned if we do - damned if we don't. Fuck 'em.

>>70097088
haha

I remember when one of my daughters came out as a lesbian
her older sister (who had been through that phase years ago) just yelled "nah fuck off cunt" at her

>>70097290
It's very nice but I never buy anything there
The only time I've been there is if my dad drags me out to buy steak

>>70097292
>>70097292
you're thinking of r/european

>>70097252
you sometimes get yurocucks coming to this site to suck off the EU, imagine how bad it must be at reddirt

>>70097299

im not gay but my bf is x

Legitimately haven't been to a shop in months. Last time was in September or October. The wife does all the shopping.

>>70097303
i can see why it's weird now but it seemed fine when i was young
dunno why

>>70097441
>wife
Mail order or Thai?

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informant from the independent just sent me their internal template for making facebook posts

>>70097441
alri dad time for bed

Why is it that:
>UK can refuse to agree, but it won't be seen as "screwing the EU".
>EU can refuse to agree, but it will always be seen as "screwing the UK".

>>70097466
Polish (and so am I).

>>70097441
too busy looking after her son?

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found myself drinking lager in the dark and obsessing over certain women in my life again

>>70097290
think you mean boots hun

south has them too and it sells tampons and moisturisers x

What's your all time favourite film lads? Mines forrest Gump

>>70097389
Swedish Tax administration is popping up on mine now lol

>>70097493
kill yourself

>>70097510
>women
>plural
fuck off degenerate

>>70097538
I'm getting all sorts of shit lol this program is shite and fake

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>>70097482
>shared by every leftie on facebook

>>70097252
We have a trade deficit with many of the EU countries. German businesses aren't gonna let Merkel piss about with billions of potential loses

>>70097441
legitimately shop most days of the week as i have slacker hours and the wife seems to enjoy working over her contracted hours

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Who is the finest journalist of our times?

>>70097548
literally two

>>70097543
no

>>70097497
Pretty sure her sons are both mine as well tbqh.

>>70097486
Because a bad trading relationship with the EU will be much worse for the UK than it will be for the EU

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>>70097049
the word 'babestation' has a bad connotation in my mind because one time I was at a house party and the lads put on babestation, some ugly essex bint with fake tits was on. I made an announcement that I think fake tits are gross, then one of the lads said his sister has fake tits and got all defensive about it. 'You saying my sister is ugly? you've met my sister, you wouldn't say that to her face' etc. Everyone took my side that he was just being a knobhead but it's still not a fond memory desu.

>>70097582
literally degenerate

>>70097482
Hid all posts from the independent, they are awful.

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Fucking hell the foreign office has some mental checks you have to do

You have to prove where you've been worldwide if you've been anywhere for over two months

That and your assessment involves you talking to actual actors to simulate scenarios

>>70097457
if everyone else is doing it, might as well join in

>>70097525
Pan's Labyrinth

>>70097581
His brother Christopher

>>70097510
your mum and...?

According to research complied by AncestryDNA, the genetic make-up of the average Brit is just 36.94 percent Anglo-Saxon, with the remainder being made up largely of Celtic, Scandinavian, Western European, Iberian, and Southern European DNA, as well as a smattering of genes from further afield.

This is based on an analysis of the genetic history of 2 million people worldwide using AncestryDNA’s home testing kits, which harness microarray-based autosomal DNA testing techniques to create a full profile of a person’s genome.
From nothing more than a DNA sample, the test is able to analyze more than 700,000 locations within this genome, tracing DNA back over 500 years to 26 different regions around the world.Within the UK, the people of Yorkshire – home to the likes of Game of Thrones star Sean Bean – have the highest proportion of Anglo-Saxon DNA, with an average of 41 percent. Londoners, meanwhile, were found to have the greatest mix of non-British genes, with the highest concentrations of DNA from 17 of the 26 global regions found among residents of the capital.
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>>70097525
Dr. Strangelove

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>>70097622
please don't insult me, I consider you people friends

>>70097628
fco has a 12 month vetting process for some jobs internally

>>70097557
No it's good

>>70097648
then don't be such a fucking whore

>>70097525
Fellini's Casanova.

>>70097585
the irony is it's that exact attitude that's killing the EU, but it's impossible to convince them of that

>>70096995
Gave up. Decided to work on getting a job instead.

>>70097642
European countries like Germany and France, 9.2 percent coming from Scandinavia, and 3.05 percent having an Iberian flavor.

Looking closer at regional differences, the people of Wales have the highest proportion of Spanish and Portuguese DNA, while Scots have the most Finnish and Northwest Russian genes and those from the east of England have more Italian and Greek ancestry than other Brits.

Commenting on these findings, AncestryDNA spokesperson Brad Argent explained that “at a time when the concept of British identity is at the forefront of many people’s minds, it’s interesting to see that when it comes to our ancestry, we’re not as British or Irish as we may think.”
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>>70097581

>>70097628
Other civil service lad here.

Do you know if the final selection board is another interview type thing or if we make it that far does that mean we have the job and they just want to place us?

>>70097486
The EU keep saying they want to screw us because they are terrified of other countries leaving since nobody is really happy with the EU

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what did they mean by this

>>70097482
What are they Independent of?

>>70097486
The EU is a much larger economy than the UK
They have more weight to throw

>>70097756
murdoch

>boom in elderly population
>NHS has to spend billions a year saving the 'life' of 90+ yr olds

for fucks sake

>>70097585
why do we owe the EU money?

>>70097557
It's not just for torrents, it blocks out advertising and other stuff on your browser so that's probably why they're showing up

>>70097756
they claim to be independent of any bios

but their facebook feed is literally as high quality as buzfeed's https://fb.com/TheIndependentOnline

>>70097796
you all owe me a tenner each tbf

Can anyone explain why so many lads here are trying to get in the civil service compared to other careers?

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>>70097667
Just feels weird applying for a job where it's actually something you'd NEED to be vetted for.

Honestly I'm thinking I might as well abandon hope for diplomatic, the tests seem to be really intense.

>>70097712
By the looks of things it's another layer where they can say no to you, they just review all of the potential cases and see which they want.

it was so hot I unironically had to sleep with an ice pack and barely slept at all lads

ahh yes

>>70097851
because they're idiots

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I reckon she would have been a school shooter if she were male

>>70097796
Because we have financial obligations we agreed to with them.

Elite TV used to be better than babestation

>>70097756
Quality.

>>70097860
fco has some very interesting roles that you may or may not find out about when you get in there

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doing a nice relaxing read before bed

I'm a proper geeza
peng ting looking like the mona lisa

>>70097873
She probably wouldn't have been sexually assaulted if she were male.

It's actually laughable how people genuinely deny that male privilege exists.

>>70097873
post the link to video of her suicide

>>70097860
>By the looks of things it's another layer where they can say no to you, they just review all of the potential cases and see which they want.

Dammit, it never seems to end. What more could they possibly ask.

Will be gutted if I get rejected after the AC but will be absolutely broken if I make it to final selection board and they say no.

All this for 28k a year...

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>>70097748
not arsed until Jessica shows the goods

>>70097966
>40 jobs
>20,000 applicants

Gotta make the cut

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imagine the things he's seen and done

one very lucky man

>>70097930
enjoyed a day in the life.. and gulag archipelago but only got about 40 pages into that before I shelved it again.

Will pick it up at some point, but it might be a struggle.

>>70097948

No it's distressing

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>civil service

>>40 jobs
>>20,000 applicants
ah yes modern life

Reminder that it's the duty of every self respecting Englishman to move abroad to proselytise foreigners with English culture

>>70097851
There's not, its just they're the only ones who spaz their shite all over /brit/

ah yes the patriarchal society where newborn boys have their genitals mutilated in order to produce cosmetics for women

>>70098000
There's been 50k applicants this year

>>70097861
Starting to miss summer.

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>>70097748
That tart is a loon

>mfw they stopped doing psychological tests for Big Brother housemates years ago

>>70097947
it's just not useful to talk about "male privilege" or "female privilege". Yes, women are far more likely to be sexually assaulted. Men are far more likely to die violent deaths.

>>70097915
I wonder what they'd be.

>>70098000
The 40 is only for the foreign office. The others have a LOT more spaces.

>>70097880
fair enough
if we agreed to pay them a couple of billion, we should
no point in giving them more reasons to give us a horrendous deal when we leave

>>70097947

IMO men get sexually assaulted more than women, they just can't ever admit it because they'll get ridiculed where for women sexual abuse is the worst crime possible

>>70098039
*books Easyjet flight to Southern Spain*

>>70098013
I want to see

My mate constantly obsesses about girls, worries about how he looks, comes up with strategies for talking to girls, is hooked up to basically every dating site/app going

I couldn't give a toss and >just be myself

He hasn't had a shag for nearly two months, I get one at least once a week

>>70098066
>The 40 is only for the foreign office. The others have a LOT more spaces.

I know.

Total is 1000 jobs / 100,000 applicants

>>70097252
lol it's getting better now

>>70097851
It's a cushy job, you never have to work on bank holidays and you can be relatively lazy and not get fired

>>70097970
peerblock doesn't even do anything
your ip still shows up in the list of peers, which proves you are torrenting the file

>>70097748
lol what happened

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Any of you get a horrible feeling in the stomach when you go on these

Everyone else seems fine with it

*surreptitiously googles proselytise*

>>70097252
delete this

>>70097851
Fast stream pays good money after a few years and you just keep getting rapidly promoted if you can hack it.

It's the fast strack to becominga director or say if you get in the FCO on your way to becoming a diplomat or whatever.

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

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>>70098039

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tinder's not going too well

The NHS is in an absolute state lads

Watch this 'Hospital' thing on BBC...fucking hell.

>>70098139
everyone gets it, it's just you're a little poof

>>70098139
it's called vertigo and some people enjoy it

>>70098075
>giving money to a failed state

>>70098086
Honestly I reckon I can probably get generalist without much trouble unless I royally fuck up the assessment day. I'm actually mostly competent at stuff.

I'm in for FCO, communications, commercial, and generalist. Should be able to blag my way into one at least.

*obsequiously googles surreptitious*

>>70098139
yeah mate i still have fun on it though

>>70098174
banter
she wouldn't be talking to you if she actually thought you looked like a rat

keep it going

>>70098182
Make 40k as an NHS administrator

Seems alright to me, don't know what all these doctors and nurses are complaining about

>>70098174
that's not how you spell spacker you spacker

5'8 and built like asbestos and cladding

how do i block urls on peerguardian?

just got called a spaka

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>>70098174
>my pet rat
what a cunt

>>70098174
despise those stupid dog faces

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>>70098217
>>70098227

>>70098085
this could be a groundbreaking hypothesis so I just want to warn you before I present it. could it be, that, you are better looking than your friend?

just reply whenever the shock of such a hypothesis has worn off.

>>70098139
Isn't that the one at Oakwood? That park really went downhill after the girl died there.

Why you lads going civil service?

>>70098204
>I'm in for FCO, communications, commercial, and generalist. Should be able to blag my way into one at least.

I don't get how the online tests work.

I failed for generalist (lel) but made it for project delivery and commercial yet on TSR (lel again) loads of people have failed for them two which they really wanted but passed for generalist.

How the fuck does that work?

Lads, this FCO fast track malarkey

would someone who has reasonable knowledge of a major non-european language and a background in business management get anywhere in the selection process?

>>70098264
no ambition

>>70098264
Too lazy and scared to risk the private sector

>>70098282
do you have a degree?

>>70098256
just fuck already

>>70098224
Yeah, I make ~£48k as an associate efficiency manager in the NHS, seems alright on my end.

>>70098256
not how you spell balloon either you spacker

im a sue chef

>>70098256
Legitimately good banter

>>70098224
FOB

>>70098256
>yeah its so sad
BASIC
>you look like the balloon
WEAK

>>70097012
>tfw knew this guy
he would just smoke weed all day

>>70098256
screaming

>>70098118
It's not just for torrenting, and I'd still rather all those corporate anti-p2p IPs didn't connect to me

>>70098199
It's not that much money for the UK

>>70098256
>getting outbantered by a bird

state

>>70098300
working towards it

>>70098217
>she wouldn't be talking to you if she actually thought you looked like a rat
She probably just wants to screencap the conversation to show her mates desu

>>70098282
No

Why can't youa ll just read the bloody website?

Other than for the European stream they ask for no prior knowledge of anything like a language. They don't even take CVs until you get to the last stage, it's all about passing tests and displaying competencies.

>>70098347
howling that this wanker actually got BTFO by a basic bitch that uses the snapchat dog filter

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>>70098309
>>70098312
>>70098318
>>70098326
>>70098332
>>70098347
she can't handle the banter

>>70098256
creasing
>"am gunna fucking knock you out"
is this what scots say to girls

>>70098334
just block all incoming ports on your router
and corporate ips are gonna have discrete looking ips that won't get blocked

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deep ...

>>70098288
>>70098297

You have any ambition of being important in government?
Civil service doesnt pay terribly well, and it is often really dull unless you get something exciting like being in the foreign office or mi5/6

>>70098256
lol

>>70098280
Civil Service has no central HR guidance neither in the normal stuff or the Fast Stream

Your passing selection relies heavily on the individual marking your submission. It's possible to get 1, 4 and 6 out of 7 with identical wording.

>>70098256
just resign m8

you got outbantered by a girl with fucking dog filter

>>70098262
I'm 7/10 at best, 7/10 body as well

I just don't seize up like a spastic when they talk to me

>vice now have a tv channel

Thoughts?

>>70098378
>You have any ambition of being important in government?

Nope. All I want is a steady pay and a decent pension

>>70098373
you're not your you fucking mong

>>70098373
she's insane lmao is this how she responded to the balloon comment?

>>70098373
she seems like a complete prick

>>70098373
hahahaha that turned around right quick

>>70098373
>My brother wants to know where you live you ugly little twat
HAHAHA

>>70098264
Want a job that has variety. I don't even give a fuck about money really, I just want to do something that's interesting to some extent.

>>70098280
I don't get it at all either. I think part of it is to do with the order you put things in for preferance, like diplomatic is an automatic no if it's not first in your list. Then again, I put generalist as last, so fuck knows. I was rejected for HoP but I didn't want that anyway really.

My mum keeps checking student room. I don't bother. I'm just winging it through so far, I've done no research or prep for anything.

>>70098373
turning banter into guilt, such noble creatures

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>>70098376
woah, so deep...

*dabs*

>>70098388
>Civil Service has no central HR guidance neither in the normal stuff or the Fast Stream
>Your passing selection relies heavily on the individual marking your submission. It's possible to get 1, 4 and 6 out of 7 with identical wording.


You are winding me up, aren't you lad?

>anon goes on tinder, gets outbantered by a solid 7, gets run over by her brother in a saxo

>>70098412
do they just broadcast repeats of their drug documentaries or something

>>70098373
screeching

the runt and the rat, sounds like a fairytale

>>70098427
u utter mong, i think that's half the fucking point

>>70098375
It's much harder to micro-manage it through the router
I'd rather only 10 nasty IPs connected than 100, the fewer the better

>>70098462
tell me where exactly he got outbantered

cant get a hardon without twiddling it around a bit

>>70098442
>I don't get it at all either. I think part of it is to do with the order you put things in for preferance, like diplomatic is an automatic no if it's not first in your list. Then again, I put generalist as last, so fuck knows. I was rejected for HoP but I didn't want that anyway really.

Ah well, fuck it. This process is so fucking long if I fail this time I'm not applying again.

They're so lethargic it's unreal.

>>70098457
Nope. I have personally received those scores for a single submission.

Likewise I have done recruitment for a few different grades and had arguments with people who cross-marked the same applications as me about their markings because they were so different to mine. In the end we usually split the difference.

>>70098264

100k after 3 years

>>70098511
stop wanking then?

>>70098502
the part where she called him a rat and he implied she was fat when she clearly isn't

stupid ratboy

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Emperor Deano, CEO and Chairman of JJB

>>70098502
she does a funny joke and he goes on full defence

>>70098139
I've been on that exact ride and it's good

>>70098501
if you block incoming ports they can't see anything about you

a simple ping doesn't reveal anything either

there are hundreds of people are scanning the entire ipv4 range constantly

>>70098500
you not u you spastic

I've always considered myself European before British, Brexit spits in the face of my values and makes me embraced to be born in this county. Hopefully the EU can clamp down on finance regulation without US and the U.K. will be beaten, kicked, etc. into realising that it doesn't rule the waves.
Personally, I'm going to move to Europe and hope citizenship sorts itself out, I know lots of young talented people doing the same thing, especially Europeans that intended to stay in the UK after their education.
The U.K. is throwing away so much over nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjh930jdmY

hmm

>>70098421
Fair enough, this is for life then la?

>>70098442
>dont give a fuck about money
You stand to inherit a lot then? Dont want to live in a barrat new-build

I'm an NHS equality and diversity , just posting on /brit/ while I complete my expenses form for a coffee and biscuit while waiting for my meeting

>>70098224

I make 56k as an NHS diversity officer

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>>70098502
alri Remy

>>70098547
>>70098553
imo his response was legitimately solid banter
stop being wimps fucking hell

>>70098373
lmao what a madwomen

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>Am gunna fucking knock you out me

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>>70098174
>dog face
Why are you even talking to her?

>>70098565
ok

There's a lot of squeaking going on in this thread, don't want to alarm anyone but I think there might be a rat in here

>>70098607
This that last one was bretty gud.

>>70098565
which subreddit did you get this from?

>>70098547
his response was just bantering back

if she can't take banter she shouldn't be dishing it out

>>70098519
>They're so lethargic it's unreal.

Again. there's no real HR department doing this stuff. You're being recruited by people who have an actual job alongside recruitment, so sifting applications generally slips down the priority list.

>>70098562
use a fucking comma before i put you in a coma, thicko

>>70098395
right so I'll take it that you're better looking than him

thanks for confirming my outlandish hypothesis, hope to present my research this year

>>70098573
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""mistake""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

he's an instagram whore

>>70098174
seen this on twitter tbqh

>>70098550
Your mother is the chairman of my cock

>>70098619
SHRIEKING

>>70098412
saw a documentary on there about people getting tested for drugs. some girl had to wee in a cup while they filmed her and when she had filled it they stayed to film the rest of the wee as well

>>70098536
Not too bad actually

>>70098457
I did an application to some tin pot graduate scheme in the civil service and got rejected. The same answers got me through the video interview for fast stream. Christ only knows how they work it.

>>70098637
That's wrong though. It's done by parity, a recruitment agency.

lol www.streamflix.ru/ lets you watch youtube red series for free. why do people even try to made money from audio visual media anymore

>>70098633
/scot/

/brit/?

more like negative shithole that does nothing but drag you down everytime you have any semblance of getting ahead

I remember all you little runts banging on about the civil service last year. Clearly you were all a massive success... Fuck off

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22 (You)s and all I had to do was save some runts conversation from twitter

>>70098607
it really wasn't
she is nothing like a balloon and it's likely Ratboy DOES have facial features like a rat

heard someone mention the terms hard and soft brexit irl the other day

dunno what came over me but i just picked them up and put them in the nearest bin

>>70098621
matches his rat one

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when will are stace get her own channel?

her documentaries are easily as hard-hitting as vice's

most of the civil service is incompetent desu