Thousand-Year Tory Reich edition
cara
feeling sooooooooo goood lads
yeah
i like this
keep it going
*keeps it going*
>>70091488
>BoJo ready to leap into action, as always
>>70091488
Sickeningly white
wish i was vapid and bluepilled enough to find spiritual nourishment in consumerism and the rat race
>>70091488
None of those people are Conservative in any way
>>70091380
Surreal patter
>>70091488
>>70091488
>Jeremy Hunt having a stroke
>no doctor in the land willing to help him
>>70090911
>>70090911
>>70090911
So do girls not give a shit about being real thin like this?
Everyone always tells me not to go skelly mode, but im tall so it wouldn't look terrible. Like this guy does not look muscular.
Why do people care about bankers bonuses? It's not like it's tax payers money
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
diversity means "fewer white people"
>>70091488
I have those same columns in my house.
the yank has found a turbodeano
>>70091602
>Everyone always tells me
you mean 4chan?
>>70091578
They're the epitome of Tories, they're just not conservative
They're very much like the Liberals of David Lloyd George and Asquith's governments imo
>>70091607
The taxpayers own the banks since the bankers were too incompetent
>>70091602
That's not being 'real thin', he's well fit and obviously has good muscle definition.
>>70091488
naughty brit
>>70091588
WoAh ReAlLy MaKeS yOu ThInK
>>70091488
had a dream a couple of nights ago where I was Boris Johnson's assistant for a day
seemed like a nice bloke but we spent most of the late morning trying to arrange lunch in a hideously expensive London restaurant with a bunch of his friends who didn't really seem as though they wanted to come along with him that much
we sat and discussed brexit for a while before anyone turned up
he seemed very stressed
>>70091636
don't people have anything better to do
tired of reading this tripe
#realtalk
>>70091640
>hasn't been following Goudie for years
M8
>completely frogot what i wanted to say
hate people like this
>>70091679
Sure, but it doesn't look like he lifts, more like he played sports when he was younger. I did as well
>Layover in Casablanca CMN Overnight
>31h 20m
>>70091607
>it's not tax payers money
well, it is
*looks over at the banks that were bailed out by the US government on the tax payers dime*
just tell me what the best endz in london is
>>70091718
Totts
>when some communists tried to give me a leaflet on my lunch break today
got a bit of a tissick in the back of my throat
is Dubai the most deano city imaginable?
>>70091763
Deano Al-Qatari mebbe
Is it weird to ask a girl to go to the cinema with you as a friend
Going to be making an announcement at 20:02 lads, keep an eye out.
>>70091640
>edinburgh/dubai
nth for Victorian Ethics
>>70091745
what a wicked story!
>>70091734
its not though is it
>>70091745
>leaflet
Leaflets still exists? Long time I do not leave my house (till 2009).
>>70091752
Good post
you're all yank lapdogs
>>70091745
haha great stuff very typical of an image.jpg poster
>>70091824
yeah it is
>>70091825
>leaflets still exist
Short Canadians tbqh
>>70091586
>what went wrong
You ate an excessive amount of food for several months continuously my dear.
>>70091711
why?
her bf is literally a dwarf
raw unfiltered industrial techno lads
>>70091831
how many hundred days do you have played?
roaring
>>70091885
fucking hell those doors are filthy
Tribe of Frog next month. should be good.
>>70091885
Why is she walking towards the camera?
The self-serving story Tories tell themselves that they are the party of practical commonsense is now in shreds
>>70091640
>Dubai
guaranteed runt.
screaming
>>70091903
>>70091935
polls are rigged la
corbyn's gonna win in a landslide
Important announcement: Going to have another beer
>>70091911
Agreed. She's clearly not wife material.
>>70091911
>poor people
>>70091903
>>70091935
utter state of the labour party
dunno why they think only appealing to hipster londoners and uni students is a good idea
>>70091797
who knew the king of the Deanos was a jock
>leave voters want to remain
>remain voters want hard brexit
makes ya think, don't it?
daily reminder
feel like crying
what did i do to deserve life
i think my first ever opinion on politics was that i was disappointed in Gordon Brown because Tony Blair looked better
must've been around 9 years old
>>70091949
sharting at this post
howling
>>70091949
>polls are rigged la
do you have any evidence for this?
>>70091935
>havent learned that polls are a sham after trumps landslide
waiter just asked me if i want my brexit rare of well done
alri
>>70091990
cool it with the antisemitic images
>>70091990
>>70091984
But that shows the opposite?
>>70091999
am i to imply from this post you were 9 years old when gordon brown became prime minister
>>70092022
they've readjusted their polling techniques
i made 10 grand so far this month but i feel depressed
>>70091990
oy...
>>70092080
giz us a couple grand then
you'll surely feel better
>>70092050
>the only really smart person ive ever met has had an enormous nose
pretty certain it's directly correlated
>>70091984
i voted remain and still think we should've remained but this is a democracy and the people voted to leave, therefore i think we should leave
>>70092065
there are a few who want the opposite of what they voted for
>>70092075
dude come on
>>70092073
correct
>>70091999
Alri underage.
>>70092129
fuck off you literal child
>>70092080
HOW LAD TELL US HOW
>>70091997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcccedRsI28
you'll feel better after this
>>70092080
What's your job? gibe moni pls?
Glasgow/Benidorm here
my first political opinion was having a laugh when Jean Chretien got hit with a pie on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOXfbtWPZjw
>>70092080
>10k a month
just start saving and retire at 40
I just leave the bathtub, my penis looks really little because the cold.
>>70092080
incredibly dissatisfied with my life
but then again i suppose millions of other people are as well
>>70092184
>>70092138
>>70092144
just a reminder that Gordon Brown became prime minister just under 10 years ago.
>>70091984
Are you fucking retarded?
>>70092080
bit of luck on the ol' scratchcards?
>>70092192
you've just got out the bath though shouldn't it be big
>>70092212
what have i been doing with my life
>>70092212
7 months until 10 years is not just under you utter troglodyte
>>70092201
are you rich too
>>70092246
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIaAw8wr5P4
>>70092257
regardless, I'm 19 and that is historically not termed as either a child nor underage
wish i'd just lived at home instead of renting for my placement year
i could have saved for a house deposit for when i graduated, but now i keep going into my overdraft
>>70092211
>>70092184
why is the USA so backward?
>>70092138
my first political opinion was that i liked the color red and the reason why im a communist today
>>70092212
>10 years of being a failed normie
Just end it now lads
>>70092273
Filthy rich af
Manchester or Leeds?
>>70092212
shit, I remember watching it on TV
I was fucking 21 at the time
>>70092236
Looks little but cute, I'm sure you would like it.
>>70092319
Blackpool
>>70092294
true enough but nothing a 19 year old has to say is ever of any value or use so still, fuck off
>>70092273
i'm a yank of course i'm rich
it's obligatory
>>70092319
Manchester now fuck off
>>70090721
sorry
it was really nice and i ate every last bite even though it was quite big, all in all terrific value for only £2
it's called the stonebaked cheese feast
>>70092307
>tfw never even been close to normie
Sometimes I wish I had some experiences in life but then I remember that I had no hope anyway.
>>70092286
dear god that a lot of black people
>>70092323
jesus christ
>spending your whole adolescent life trying to become a normie and failing and ending up with those who didn't try at all
chortling
>>70092327
i'm sure i would
a little bit drunk so ii would give it a nice suck and make you cum in my mouth x
>>70092344
I'm incredibly mature for my age tbqh
>>70092372
post fucking machines
>>70092372
pls tell merkel to end this social experiment ;___;
i'm a normie
i shag birds and go out with the lads
i also drive a fiesta zetec with just over the legal window tint limit
>>70092386
haha yeah its fucking fantastic innit
>normies think you're some sort of spacker fedoralord with no friends
>robots think you're some turbonormie deano because I used to have friends and had a gf years ago
they all hate me
>>70092386
unironically worse than the biggest Deano since they're still just as obsessed with consumption and popular opinion but are also a massive failure.
>>70092323
the first election i voted in was the european paliament election of 2009 when i was 19. i voted BNP and we got a guy actually elected to the EU parliament. i remember gordon brown crying on TV about it being a sad day for britain i was absolutely buzzing ahahaha
what
you wanna fucking go do ya
you got a problem with me sunshine
i'll fucking have you, you cunt
>>70092372
pee eff emm
TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB
>>70091885
spitting image of a bird i shagged last year
mine was fat though and refused to take her top off during
just remembered that time me and a mate dry humped while watching softcore porn haha
Reminder Corbyn has a 100% chance of winning the next election
There is literally no way for him to lose
>>70092348
The median wealth of an adult in your country was 44k lmao
Its 215k here. You guys fall for payment plans too often.
Unfortunate events is really, really boring.
tired of pardners
>>70092414
>>70092492
I predict easy tory wins so long as we have the current voting system and the left insist on splitting themselves up
tired of frogs
>>70092458
>BNP voter
unironically chav behaviour
>>70092474
my kicks lou v
going to make thai green curry
>>70092474
my kicks louis vuit
>>70092509
>>70092474
>tfw no spirit
really not getting many (You)'s tonight lads
don't know what's wrong
maybe i'm not really here??
>>70092514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0z2eNZtmLA
>>70092525
>>70092527
Playing with the gf
>>70092515
The BNP didn't stand for anything then that wouldn't have found pretty wide support amongst most Tory voters 40 years beforehand. Fuck off, Rasheed
>>70092492
LibDem surge in 2020 lad
Screenshot this
watching some nathan for u
In the trap with the press (trap trap)
Whip and flex (whip em)
Brick phone in my right hand (brr brr)
Pyrex in my left (pour pour)
>>70092525
>>70092527
thought you were gonna say kang then haha
>break away from the EU
>forge stronger ties with the Chinks
Bob's your uncle, East India company version 2.0
>>70092578
>>70092576
need a tights + arse gf
>>70092514
>>70092596
chef up up the bomb ting
spirit bomb
you niggas on a long ting
but i get it gone
>>70092556
rate my class /brit/
also try to guess which one I am
>>70092596
so hes making yank rap now
want to shove my fingers somewhere wet and slippery
>>70092492
nah
we're getting to the point where people will live their whole lives with Liz as Queen and a Tory government
>>70092627
The runt with the big ears and school shooter look on his face in the back
doing a think and shiver
>>70092576
very nice
very, VERY nice
delete your post and then delete your life
you know i'm talking to you
>>70092611
i have this
>>70092650
i do this
>>70092627
tall guy in the middle?
melina from brum's algerian
she got bare problems i ain't hearing em
doing a little dance
doing a little nonce
>>70092627
gyppo in the front
could honestly wank anyone in this thread to completion without breaking a sweat
making a little love
>>70092685
hand her over and nobody needs to get hurt
>>70092627
3 rd left with the stupid stare abnd glasses
>>70092650
M-my mouth.
cheery flaker generator
>>70092696
*starts filming it on my sony ericsson t630i*
hahaha look at him go
GET DOWNS TONIGHT
>>70092600
haha easy mistake to make mate don't worry about it x
>>70092639
AJ used to shot, everyone knows that
kmt bruv
man try dissin meee
>>70092714
please be in devon
just realised i can do that irl gimmick of downing drinks quickly
did a pint in just over 2 seconds
>>70092755
nice one mate
>>70092714
bit gay
why is /brit/ so fucking weird
aj ain't no top boy on grove bruv
he'll get nanked kmt
1. Glass of champagne for me
>>70092797
He is, the Pintman
ALL OF THE GAL'DEM LOVE ME
Right wing folk are all "free speech" and "non PC" in their bios until you call Trump a fat cunt
...
>>70092821
All me.
>>70092821
its 8pm rn in the UK so all the kiddies and runty freshers are out in the wold
>>70092843
poop is a funny word desu
>>70091999
I remember when john major called blair a dimwit
>>70092538
heres one lad
>>70092821
/brit varies depending on what time it is
Sometimes there just happen to be a lot of weird people on
any good niche porn subreddits lads?
Wanna have sexual relations with Melissa Monroe
>>70092843
ah yes, what meryl streep would call ''''''''''arts''''''''
>>70092887
hahaha nice one
*sends you some dosh*
>>70092843
wonder how he feels about himself
developing an abdominal hernia from wanking too much lads
>>70092891
www.reddit.com/r/notgayporn
>>70092901
I want to shag that ginger BBC historian that's on sometimes
>>70092891
r/picsofdeadkids
>>70092840
>hehe trumps a big dumb shit, huh does that bother you??? free speech lol ur not slowed to be bothered
>>70092843
>one of the worlds most recognisable and successful stage and screen actors is the voice actor for a piece of animated faeces
really makes you think
might order a chinese lads
what should i get?
I have a friend who lives in Sheffield. Is it bad? How can I le trole him?
>>70092958
>ginger BBC historian
Ruth Goodman?
>>70092901
Wasn't she a man called Jack before
>>70092958
who's that? your mum?
Cuckfield mentioned on Location Location Location
>>70092991
An 18 year old with size Cs
>>70092991
Ma Po tofu
>>70092991
Salt and pepper tofu. x
Lads I need to order something and the only way to get it delivered is to one of those Collect+ stores they set up in corner shops
the item is absolutely massive, would they take the delivery or what
>>70093002
it's a shithole
there isn't much you can do
hello where is the thicc gf
>>70092919
np anytime xx
>>70093014
she thinks she is trans but she is just a tomboy imo
>>70092991
Thai chicken and special fired rice
>>70092991
shrimp dumplings lad
>>70093057
they will
what is it that you're ordering?
Post your name, credit card number, and security code lads
>>70092991
hair of the dog
>>70093070
good lord
>>70092843
what the fuck is going on
Any updates on princess Chelsea?
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90
>there's blood on that blade
>fuck me I'm falling apart
I FOUGHT I TOLD DAT BITCH NO PICKLE
>>70093087
looks like gay porn to me
>>70093002
sheffield is cute :3
very good mid sized city he's a lucky lad
>>70093060
so he's beyond worth saving?
I feel sorry for him, as he is a small hobbit faced goblin guy.
>>70093119
Pay up piggy
>>70093141
you're fucking hungarian lol
>>70093070
>>70093125
blacks are subhuman
>>70093141
>he is a small hobbit faced goblin guy.
he'll fit in up north then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slEWQQ6TGr4
dude I LOVE when people spam unfunny bullshit from twitter all day
>>70093174
Bit ironic coming from an Irishman don't you think?
>>70093203
>>70093070
nice breasts
she's the best type of thicc
she isn't a stick and has lovely boobies
>>70091665
I would like them to move even further to the left.
Need to get past this Tories = anti-worker image.
It does the country no favours having its politics divided along class lines so distinctly.
any excessively morbid people ITT
>>70093211
All Australians should be killed
>>70092319
sheffield
never done sex
>>70093203
>>70093233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0DjKi-Rs0
>>70093250
Neither
Nearly 20 as well lol
>>70093164
i have masterrace genes boi
>>70092319
Preston.
>>70093250
Same and I turn 30 next year
>>70093193
>When an earthquake wakes you up
>>70093254
>i bet thats an unexpected item eh girls
LSD is a religious and philosophical experience
>you can actually get jailed for not paying your tv license
>Bit cold out, anon
How do you respond
>When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway
>>70093232
Even if they copied Corbyn's policies word for word they'd still be hated
Most people in this country are sad, sad losers with gigantic fucking chips on their shoulders
>>70093283
good lad
VERY good lad
>>70093316
>>70093119
Still ripping off the gooners
Listening to The Smith's and doing a cry
>>70093375
IF MY GRANDMA HAD WHEELS, SHE'D BE A BIKE
>>70093375
>poppies
tad bit racist I think
>>70093392
She in charge of ticket prices at the Emirates?
pic of my gf
How many people here actually enjoy their jobs?
>>70093348
no shit at least you're dressed for it
t. me on the far right in the burlap sack
Can't (read: CANNOT) stop eating Bombay Mix
Should I order a cheeky takeaway? Probably need to be in bed soon.
My tattoo didn't go down well lads
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPVMH9YDgr3/?taken-by=notthefakemiakhalifa&hl=en
>>70093464
Define "enjoy"
>>70093398
t. me 12 years ago
>>70093269
>that breakdown
https://youtu.be/FRM1zw_v-NM#t=90
>>70093481
doing something you have a passion for and getting paid for it now
working on stuff which actually interests you
i guess
>>70093468
bombay lad loves his fucking bombay
NEW
>>70093506
>>70093506
>>70093506
>>70093506
>>70093506
I'm able to absolutely DESTROY pro-abortion degenerates with pro-life arguments
and I'm pro-abortion
>>70093478
can't imagine being a colossal enough runt to get a tattoo of any kind, let alone something like this
they must be genuinely mentally subnormal, like actually disabled
>>70093518
hehe tough luck kid
>>70093478
what a fucking rude cunt
>>70093533
>pro-life arguments
are there any?
>>70093518
Heh
Janny from Quebec does it again
>>70093518
>>70093347
>you can go to jail for not paying a tax
makes sense to me
>>70093515
*takes willy and balls in my mouth*
yummmmmmmmmmm!
WordsThatFollow could be good rn
>hayd
>Denchlad
>>70091707
Stupid fucking yank
>>70093533
tell us how it goes mate
listening to dmx lads
https://youtu.be/dly6p4Fu5TE
>>70093492
memories of playing halo to this album
>>70093584
>paying tax for your daily dose of government brainwashing
>>70093573
it is him isn't it?
>>70093586
bit gay lad, you do know that's a man?
spend my evenings googling and reading about pointless shite
need more of that white powder that comes in a little bag and makes your face numb but makes you feel like a king
>>70093584
>go to jail for not paying tax to a non-governmental entity
>>70093682
ask for his routine
>>70093549
Not like the guy didn't deserve it
>>70093586
sort yourself out
Wonder how Aisha's doing
>bang on and on about the EU for years
>didn't vote for brexit
What was his fucking problem?
>>70093711
TV License goes to the government, the government then just uses that money to fund the BBC
business idea: round up everyone who smokes/has a tattoo into 'work camps' and claim they have typhoid
>>70092340
>mathematical mathematics
fuck off?
>>70093781
not a new
>>70093795
Good thing i quit two days ago
mia khalifa is such a meme tier pornstar
>>70093795
*blows fag smoke in your face when you walk past*
*in reality you're far too much of a pansy to say or do anything about it*
>>70093507
>doing something you have a passion for and getting paid for it now
>
>working on stuff which actually interests you
oh, then no
>>70093752
He doesn't believe in direct democracy
>>70093778
>TV licensing is collected and enforced by a sub-division of BBC called TV Licensing and the majority of proceeds go towards the BBC
The only thing the government does is set the license fee which is set by a board held mostly by BBC members.
>>70093870
well you might have your own definition i guess
>>70093911
Ah yes the EU isn't protectionist
>HSBC moving 1,000 staff in Global Banking & Markets division from London to Paris due to Brexit
Isn't it amazing how dumb retarded white trash chavs in Middlesbrough managed to single-handedly sink Britain
Haven't eaten for 25 hours
>>70093855
the one where she fucks a virgin is delightfully awkward tho
>>70093778
Look mate. If you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, it's best keep quiet
>>70092443
who's Deano?
have I missed a meme this is scaring me.
>>70093963
again with the demonisation of the working class
When will the regressive left just fucking STOP
>>70093963
it's great C:
>>70093963
I'm sure the working classes really feel bad about the bankers; jobs being relocated
>there are actually kids in this country who have never smoked but take up vaping because they think it's cool
>they won't actually smoke real cigarettes
>>70093975
me but every day haha
just made some 'getti lads
bounce bounce c'mon bounce
i said c'mon BOUNCE!
>>70093289
become wizard then hire prostitute
>>70093998
truth
>>70094064
wait, i'm pretty sure there are no people that think vaping is cool.