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>>70088753
Honestly fuck off with this shit.

What is so fucked in your head that you think cartoons of little girls is "cute"? Fuck off

need a qt gf to cuddle

tfe ct scan for cancer tomorrow

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>>70088834

>>70088902
good luck lad, do your best x

>>70088902
I wish I had cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3ub1SUYfg

need a new gimmick lads

>/brit/ is redpill and game aware
>still a virgin with the 'cide as only hope for salvation and an interest in Cromwell and other grim topic: to try and justify why they are so lonely (it's because they are too smart to get a gf)
ah

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>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

Do not engage with him

>>70088822
Agreed, Kirino a shit.

>>70088937
video of me posting on the ol' 'chon

ever get reminded of things you did a decade ago and start talking to yourself to calm yourself down

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huh really makes ya think don't it?

>>70089000
Whenever I think of embarrassing things I did I usually imagine what it'd be like if I killed myself

Works a treat but not sure it's very healthy for the ol' mental state

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best film

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What about modern Britain do you hate the most?

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why are the scots so bad at soccer

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Threadly reminder that I have balls so big, you can see their shape through my trousers in photos

>>70089074
>soccer

FOY

>>70089032
>I usually imagine what it'd be like if I killed myself
haha, I do the same but only every day when I wake up

getting RSI or CTS but too scared to bring it up with HR lads

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>works night out on Friday
>agreed to go as usual so coworkers don't think I'm a (complete) social pariah

Don't even remotely know or care about my coworkers. All I do on these nights out is sit in the corner and get progressively more smashed while checking the clock to make sure I can get the last train home.

Should I invite the so-called gf over tonight or not?

>>70089111
>>70089032
good lads

funny that at the end of the day we all have the same feels no matter where were from.

>>70088822
cartoons: cute
little girls: cute
cartoons of little girl- [sound and video is cut, CNN anchor appears on screen] "ohhh noo, we lost the signal"

on pills for it now

>>70089124
micro-dose speed my lad

>>70089163
She's junkie, Edward.

start work at 6am tomorrow but i'm going to get pissed ahaha what am i like

The gf got my name tattooed on her upper arm without consulting me lads.

Bit weird tbqh.

>>70089166
nonce

>>70089074
Tiny population to sample players from. The entire population of Scotland is like half the population of London.

Also the league is a diddy league so there is no real competition. You have Celtic at the top thinking they're hot shit putting goals past Loch Shitterby-upon-Grimstown then they get beat 7-0 by Barcelona.

>>70089076
you poor bastard, they will be sitting around your knees in 20 years.

just got a double cheeseburger, chips and a bottle of pepsi from the chippy lads

>>70089124
Just tell them you've already got plans, pretty simple

alri

>>70089231
>chippy
Hot chip shop 2bh

>>70089214
idk i dont usually respond to role-playing posts. its a tired gimmick

agreed to do a weekend university recruitment event >for free

not sure if i want to spend my saturday surrounded by arrogant students desu

>>70089230
>replying to the raghead

Fucking neck yourself.

>>70089225
being bad at soccer should disqualify them from existing

>>70088981
already had most of this 2bh

>>70089213
>start work at 6am tomorrow
Are you a janitor?

ever downloaded grindr and saw someone you know on it?

https://www.fb.com/worldstarhiphop/videos/1300218580044894/

wow, america is such a vibrant, multicultural place
considering moving there at some point

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Basic biology lesson for the deranged Cultural Marxists.

1, A man cannot give birth to a baby.

2, A man does not have female reproductive organs and never will.

3, A man born a man, will never be a woman.

4, Any deviation from the above is a psychological issue and should never be weaponised for ideological purposes. Not only is it psychological abuse of the individual, it is an intentional attempt to mislead the masses with ideologically motivated nonsense.

This kind of insanity is designed to redefine the natural designation of the male and female in the minds of the public. It isn't about equality or tolerance it is all about ideology. They even admit the fallacy of their own narrative by saying that she will have a child with her female reproductive organs before having them removed. As if having them removed somehow miraculously means she is no longer a woman.

You can dress a horse up as a camel, but it will never be one.

>>70089220
>sexualising little girls
Fuck off turbononce.

>>70089232
I've already agreed to go man. I feel obliged to go to these things so that I can cite my attendance as evidence that I'm not a weird sperg when it's time for my performance review.

>>70089266
suck me you little bitch, I dont have flags visible so I have no idea to whom I am replying, nationwise.

missed the celebrity big brother eviction

>>70089272
no i work at a delivery depot so the hours are always strange

>>70089291
Shan't

>>70089320
Do you have poo-coloured skin perchance?

>>70089291
Really interesting stuff didn't know this

have a strong desire to glug glug glug some alcohol down the gullet righ tnow lads

on the verge of doing the nightly trip to tescos for booze

maybe the NHS should be a national health service not a global health service

>>70089312
You're reading way too much into it. Just tell them something has come up and you can't go this time. Fucking hell, it's not worth getting so worried about.

Thailad is a well known lover of trannies

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>tfw no qt white South African gf

>>70089346
just checked and its still a very light pinky colour, not sure why you need to know? do you have a thing for brown men?

Do abnormies think normies are just babbies about break-ups?

Me and the ex-gf dated for 3 years before we broke up when she moved across the country. She started dating a guy she met in her new city nearly 2 months later.

Break ups make you feel sick to your stomach for weeks. Girls definitely get over it faster than guys

>>70089320
GTFO Rasheed.

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>>70089124
>not being nervously invited by cute female coworkers and giving them an evasive answer
Is what you're living even considered a life lol

>>70089291
You wonder if the GPs who are prescribing the hormones to these transgender people get off on knowing that the patients are clearly mentally I'll and helping them grow a pair of breasts 18 months down the line is only exacerbating their problems.

OR if the doctors know it's wrong but the cultural zeitgeist forces them to oblige because they know if they don't then they'll be stuck off and litigated against for discrimination and bigotry.

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howling at the runts in rebbit discovering a meme from 2014 lads
you know a meme is behind dead when the prokaryotes there start spewing it

>>70089291
not a single photon of light emitted by my screen because of this post

>>70089393
I had one, she was properly mental and lived on a religious commune when she was younger.

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>>70089378

Hear hear

>>70089320
>I dont have flags visible
His flag is not what identifies him.

>>70089428
*waves fucking machine detector over this post*

hmmm...doesn't seem to be detecting anything....

>>70089428
It was set up by people on /tv/

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>watching hollyjew films

My mum keeps telling me I have an infection on my head and trying to get me to go to the hospital

Wish she would just fucking shut up Tbh, she's not a doctor

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getting matched with a lot of blokes dressed as women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=83&v=KrkMxH3gC9k

>>70089409
Every girl at my work is about 3 stone overweight and in their late 20s or 30s.

Admittedly some of them are really nice and after a few pints I definitely would (if I wasn't a virgin autismo).

>>70089400
>Girls definitely get over it faster than guys
Because they're already planning their next dating partner/bf way before you even break up.

>>70089513
bender

>>70089489
thats not your mum telling you this mate

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At least you're not THIS pathetic

>>70089428
/r/memeeconomy is just old memes from here slowly making their way over there where upon a mass circlejerk commences over le ebin new memes

Bit sick of it 2bh

>>70089519
me

just chucked an asda 4 cheeses pizza in the oven as mummy's working late tonight

no need to remind me, i'm a big boy cooking my own dinner :3

what's one of the commieslags name on twitter?
princesschelsea97?

trying to prove that being communist feminist doesn't mean that you're against the "objectification of women" :^)

>>70089486
no idea who either of these people are
could not care less

>>70089524
Virgins don't get to be picky

>>70089061
People who hate Britain

>>70089530
I know they are lad, not sure why I am being matched with them

>>70089489
>YOUR MUM DIED 5 YEARS AGO

who was telling you??????????????//////////////////

>>70089541
are they those £3.50 ones? look tempting, how are they?

>>70089291
https://youtu.be/xD9pf9wCQ04?t=1165

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>>70089531
>>70089589
still not going

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reading japanese comics lads

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find a flaw

>>70089633
Shit. Like your life.

>>70088753
I want trains like these.

>>70089633
it was £2
in the oven now, i'll let you know after

>>70089529
delet this
>>70089400
iktf

>>70089524
>3 stone overweight
>late 20s or 30s.
>I definitely would
Man up and put a ring on it lad

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>>70089666
but why

>>70089658
*makes you go*

what now lad

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hiking gf

Love that feeling you get as your anal sphincter desperately contracts and releases multiple times in an attempt to close your colon off again after being torn asunder by a monstrous poo

>>70089574
only if you're also fat and/or ugly as well

>>70089710
he's doing japanese nofap

>>70089673
bit rude

>>70089695
good lad

>>70089668
>tory

>>70089668
>find a flaw
the way the gown falls it looks like she has one tiny leg

>>70089730
gaylord

>>70089719
where am i

sorry for shagging your birds and sniffing your gear lads

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>>70089771
>>70089794
hand em over

>>70089822
>sniffing your gear
poof

>>70089799
inside my arse (hopefully) xx

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>mfw brexit happens

>>70089723
me back left surreptitiously standing

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What am I?

>>70089730
Very good post. Can relate to it.

Peter Hitchens

>trying to rekindle an old friendship

Bit awkward ngl, trying to gauge whether he wants to or not

>>70089894
within normal parameters.

Love that feeling you get as your anal sphincter desperately contracts and releases multiple times in an attempt to close your colon off again after being torn asunder by a monstrous penis

having to listen to music with headphones on because neighbours keep moaning

feel so restricted

>>70089838
watch who you're talking to kid
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry

Alriight lads. Need to hit the priverbial sack haha. It was a pleasure as always. See you soon if your not to busy with the 'side haha

>>70089894
A normal human being (straight white male)

>>70089894
racist doland trump voting brexiter

>>70089859

who is that?

>>70089946
what are you going to sniff my gear so hard my penis gets sucked off (waheyy)

>>70089856
no ty

>>70089894
A Jew.

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>>70090008
>this ignorant

>>70088753
What's the point of this vynils/painting on trains?It's not promoting the anime/manga and it's definitely not going to bring more youngsters to trains.So what's the point

Got a rump steak, gonna dice it up and pan fry it with onions and garlic

All I've had so far today is an apple, an orange, a kiwi and a banana

Eating clean for the first time lads - cleared out the 7 delivery pizza boxes from the past week and a bit out of my room

>>70090008
100% jesus

Thoughts on May's brexit plan?

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>people just blanking the manlet raghead

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>>70090072

I like the shape of her face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8vpz5Opj8A

>>70090108
context please

>>70090107
Big fan.

Sounds like we're reigniting the empire

i like the smiths but morrissey is a dick

the only people I respect on /brit/ is caralad and the anime shitters because I've seen them post here for 3 years+

>>70090108
Cackling to myself imagining him sitting there, planning out all his posts, taking pictures of him with some prossies expecting to rake in the (You)'s and getting barely one or two

>>70090157
i've done that but don't attention seek about it (apart from now)

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does make me think

UKIP’s Paul Nuttall caught on video lying about being at Hillsborough

>>70090108
>>70090134
It's a testament to my influence around here.

>Freight train from China arrives in Barking

how did this happen

>>70090107
GODSAVETHEQUEEN

>>70090251
probably on train tracks i'd guess

>>70090251
>Barking

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces

>>70090273
does the sea have train tracks now

>>70090251
You know freight goes across countries m8

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Brexit?

never gotten a (you) from someone who's filtered

you experience something new every day, lids

>>70090251
barking mad more like haha thanks

on a scale of 1-10 how bent is it to get your hair cut by a woman?

>>70090108
people aren't even good at ignoring Poleaboo when we try, but its effortless with him

>>70090287
It's called the Channel Tunnel lad.

>>70090293
Brexit.

globe is warm lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38652746

>>70090221
Did he ever claim he was?

>>70090287
land to france then through the tunnel.

>>70090333
forgot about that lmao

mad

>>70090319
does it tell you that you got a (You)?

>>70090164
>Implying it's not chicks who take pictures and send them to me after dates while I'm browsing 4chan
>Implying they are prostitutes
>Implying I don't make or break gimmicks and topics of discussion around here (e.g. I post my ballsack, all you pathetic losers try hard to ignore my posts but suddenly everyone is talking about balls Ah yes)

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> the (future) wife

>>70090251
we're in the future now

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>Brexit voters

>>70090384
>got asked if i voted leave today
>said i voted remain so i didn't have to explain myself

>>70090376
lol she already looks like the makeup they used to make her look 20 years older in the last film and its only been 6 years

>>70090384
With all this anger surrounding Brexit I'd like to point out that even if you don't agree with someone's opinion, you can still be friends

fear of death is the worm at the core of mans pretensions to happiness

>>70090426
Alri grandad hahaha it's fucking 2017 get with the times

>>70090426
Don't think so lad, you're either with me or against me

>>70090376
>that potato mouth
good for you, bud

>>70090367
wouldnt know, i dont actually filter people

just wanted to piss off you-know-who

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>>70090415
dont know man, shell be a hot milf imo

>why yes let's leave the single market that almost all of our neighbours are in
>no no that won't affect us at all in any negative way

>Spent the past few hours stockpiling wank material for my first wank since Sunday (THREE WHOLE FUCKING DAYS)
>Football starts in 20 minutes so I'm not even going to get to wank
fuck SAKE

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the most underrated slag in uk

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>>70090415

>>70090251

they would have changed the bogies a couple of times

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Why is Portugal and the UK so fucking Proper.

>>70090426
uhh excuse me honey but i think you'll find that it's not possible to be friends with LITERALLY HITLER

>brexit debates again

For FUCKS sake, it was tolerable during the run up to the vote. But the result is done, I'm fucking sick of hearing about the pros and cons

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me 5'9 on the right

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anyone want to join me

>>70090534
Fuck off shitskin.

>>70090548
>there are pros to brexit

>>70090551
a brit lad on /trv/ drove from Hong Kong to Cape Town in 1 car with his mates

>chilling at a mate's house a few days after the referendum
>he's a bit salty but we're still having bantz
>his mum passes by
>he tells her I voted leave
>she gets angry
>gives me a row
>is completely baffled with me because she thought I was the polite sensible one of her son's friends

wew

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>>70090510
probably

hopefully they build a standard gauge line between europe and china

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Underrated British candy

>>70090551
Didn't realise how large Kazakhstan was. Do things actually happen there or is it essentially just part of Russia?

>le epic Borat joke
Now that's out of the way, actual replies please.

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>>70090575
Why...You were our only friend...

>>70090618
>candy
Fuck off Yank.

>>70090618

looks a bit posh for me that

not a fan

>>70090608
everyone i know seems to think that 52% of our country are 70 year old racists because no one else could have possibly have voted leave

don't bother even arguing about it desu, it's pointless

>>70090618
why have they over done it? looks like M&S airport sweets or something

might have snooze

thinking about dying in my sleep x

DIRTY LONDON AIR

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/e0faae1d-35da-41b5-b296-0485c7b6ed78

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>when the United Kingdom wholly separates from the European Union in 2019 and joins the rest of the world

it's soccer not football

football is AFL. If you're a sydrunt or a brisrunt you MAY refer to rugby as football but as the former demonyms suggest, you're a runt.

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>>70090645
oohhhhhhh so thats what it means

>>70090652
>don't bother even arguing about it desu, it's pointless

This is also true for all politics (and everything else).

HOW WAS YOUR ASDA PIZZA

YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO ME

>finish project work a week before deadline
>don't tell manager
>sit around browsing t'net and pretending to be busy when people check up on me

decent

>>70090718
deep

>>70090687
>2019
will it really take that long

want it to happen this year desu

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you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt and again when your head goes through the windshield

>>70090510
you can have mechanisms that change the gauge of a train on the fly
the spanish use them when they go to france

who /likescoffeerevels/ here

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Making logos for Nige

>>70090779
Its like a 5 mile freight train weighing more than you lad

Spent about 3hrs in a train shed on the Mongolia/China border while they changed the bogies

>>70090798

why is the purple man strangling a deer

>>70090770
it might not tbqh I'm not sure how long leaving takes, we've got 2 years maximum of a transition period to come up with a deal with the EU after activating article 50, and if 2 years pass by without a deal signed, we leave the EU without a deal

however I assume we could leave much sooner than that if we decide we don't want a deal or if we get a deal done quickly

making plans for nige

>>70090551
not for all the tea in china

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how do I achieve this look

>>70090798
what does it represent? looks shit mate

wow is shit but i still want to play it, fug

>>70090376
>>70090481
Jo Cox?

>>70090798
what is he holding

>>70090915
It's the Britannia broad holding the leaf thing

ideas for UKIP's name after we actually formally leave and UK Independence has been achieved:

>National Party
>Freedom Party
>Libertarian Party

>>70090911
Move to London and work for an advertising firm

>>70090956
leaf thing? a tree?

doesn't make sense fucking hell REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

alri lads

time for that nap

fun fact: San Francisco uses Indian gauge

>>70090911
Bee attractive.

>>70090082
don't go so extreme, you won't last

sounds like less than 1000kcal.

Also fruit really isn't that great for you, a portion or two is fine..four is excessive.

>>70090977
what's the point of ukip once we leave the EU?

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>>70090977
>>Libertarian Party

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>meet prostitute abroad
>she works during the day (freelance) and we meet up at night
>get to take her out to meals (she doesn't charge me because she loves me so much, I'm not a John)
>she's still a child so meals are really cheap (she orders off the kids menu)

life is sweet for an Algerian in Thailand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CLTBV0SV2Y

>>70090956
A FUCKING LEAF?

fun fact: i've just finished my 6th pint

>>70090977
needs to sound more fascist imo

call it the patriot party

>>70090977
>Freedom Party
>Libertarian Party
Think Nige would like those, he's become quite a good little yank lapdog. Those seem right up their alley

>>70090916
I've been playing since Dec. 25th 2006 on and off

Didn't play much in early / mid '08
Didn't play in early '09
Took a break from december '11 to december '13
Took a break from january '15 to june '16

Started playing again in november. Legion is good. New raid came out yesterday

>check corporate brand guidelines
>4 pages on how to use the company colour just about enough but not too much

wonder how much they paid someone to write that bollocks

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>5'9

>>70090977
rentboy party

>>70090977

Should be The Little Englander Party 2bh

>>70090977
British Union of Fascists

>>70091006
being a party for right-wingers until the Conservative party actually starts acting conservative

how do i be less beta

feel like its just inherently in me

NEED a high quality d/l of this banger lads

>£60 vinyl

baka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhGybRGZARY

what's are nige up to these days then

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anyone else really feeling the bog meme?

havnt felt so excited about a fresh meme in time desu

>>70091053
You've been accusing nige of being a yank lap dog for literally months now

>>70091065
'eed
>>70091073
this desu

>>70090643
don't listen to rasheed
you're still bff :)

>>70091079
surely they'd accomplish more if they were just a part of the conservatives?

>full time mummy

hmm I'll swipe left I think

>>70090911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho9M-q_kcn8

>>70091055
yea i know it'll be fun for at least a few weeks but i still hate myself for still playing it in /current year/

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>>70091094
shitposting on twitter apparently

>>70091098
can you give me a synopsis?

Is it that the Bog twins are high-ups in the NWO/wield huge amounts of power etc.?

>>70091098
I simply adore it hun x

an i the only one who wants to get fucked in the arse by a tiger?

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>Brimingham
>Leeds
>Manchester
Which place is the best for me to move in for about 2 years and work at some programming jobs

>>70091107
>accusing
Stating facts lad

>>70091168
Manchester

Stop posting toad memes or anime pics. This is a serious and adult imageboard.

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hope he confirms the 7 times in one night story

>>70091168
London

heart is spazzing out, mental palpitations

this is the end

>>70091168
worth doing an exchange year in hong kong?

>>70091171
How is he a yank lapdog besides shilling for trump

>>70091215
>how is he a yank lapdog aside from being a yank lapdog

>>70091191
WTF HE HAS A GERMAN WIFE HOW DARE HE OPPOSE UNCONTROLLED MASS IMMIGRATION

>>70091168
Definitely Manchester. Cheaper cost of living and the nicest city of the three

>>70091206
Sure, if you like crowed city and chinese food

>>70091230
What, would you prefer he support hillary?

>>70091260
Do you support British re-occupation of Hong Kong?

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>>70091143
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Pluto as their personal planet
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Bogd implanted in them at birth
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered the ark of the covenant
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Zahi Hawass allows them full access to the evidence of Atlantis within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>They have been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and have spoken about what they saw while they were newborns
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>70091168
London

>>70091262
I would prefer he didn't lick the boots of yanks in some attempt to keep himself in the spotlight a little longer

someone do me up the arse quick or i'm going to go fucking skitz

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told my dad i want to move the UK at some point and he laughed

Norman Mailer is a terrible author

>>70091278
It's but a day dream, I'd rather support something more practical

bogpill yourself today my friends

https://vid.me/wkuE

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Very nice thread

5 Imperial qualification points (Acknowledged by the Queen herself)

>>70091306
*shows a yank's cock up your arse*
fucking gay yanks, jeez

It's my ambition to one day be upper middle class and own 3 cars and a holiday home.

>>70091302
but brexit wouldn't have happened without nigel, trump wouldn't have happened without brexit, hard brexit wouldn't have happened without trump

>>70091306
>>70091335
shoves*

He's not wrong lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/821792161297563648

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Is the lad who was making fun of weed still here?
Lol.

do you reckon there are trigger words that you can post anywhere on the internet which mean intelligence agencies track all your movements online?

>>70091366
>Hi, I'm here for the job interview

>>70091391
yes

Got an 8" todger but when my gf rides me my todge feels tiny.

Do some girls have deep vaginas?

I'm posting nude now. Comfy in bathtub.

might get veneers

>>70091302
Sounds to me like you just have an innate hatred of all yanks.

Trump is good.

>>70091406
what words do you reckon?

>>70091380
>Kieran Goudie

such a deano name

weed is shit though lol

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I'll drink to old memes

>>70091415
Pics. x

>>70091407
>Got an 7" todger but when my gf rides me my todge feels tiny.

>Do some girls have deep vaginas?

No not really, it's quite accomodating

>>70091407
dont think you have at least one of those things

Driving instructor says u just back fae Tenerife n a went naw just the sun beds, n he went naw cos ur on the wrang side ae the road

>>70091438
I have no idea

to be honest it's probably all done with advanced algorithms that detect lots of patterns

>>70091460

Sorry, I'm not homosexual or exhibitionist.

Weed is amazing, you big meanie.

>>70091488
>>70091488
>>70091488
New

>>70091363

wow sounds spiritually fulfilling

>>70091407
>Got an 8" todger
p-p-please believe me