>you will never have a based italian bro to hang out with

>>70075752
Italians are lazy.

>>70075752
He would betray you eventually.

>>70075752
But there are many Italians in Germoney

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>>70075752
<3

>>70075761
am i italian now?

>>70076381
No you're appropriating Italian culture which is highly offensive

>>70076408
i'm sorry then

>>70075752
You will find plenty of us there

>>70076381
only if you listen to Albano

>mfw lots of Italian friends
>mfw they get all the pussy in the club

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>>70076974

t. Giuseppe Versace

>that feel when the only "Italians" you know are Sopranos tier goofballs on your father's side of the family

feels bad man, they don't even give me gabagool

>>70077050
letting terroni emigrate was a mistake

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>>70075752
i can pass for legit Italiano, OP. check this out

buenosimo bengorno! gabbitt gooliii, bippiti boopiiti bappiitti? mamma mia!

>>70077523
zitto animale

>>70077523
zitto animale

>>70077523
zitto animale

>>70077523
parla animale

Why would you even want that?

>>70077523
zitto animale

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>>70075752
>tfw you have an Italian bro as a roomate
>tfw he gives awesome advice that got me laid
>tfw he offers carbonara everytime he makes

I do honestly feel bad for anyone who doesn't know this feel.

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WATCH IT, CHRISSY

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>>70075752
>be of exclusively spanish descent
>be absorbed by this retarded """italian""" """culture"""

I wish there was a way out of this

>>70075752
My cuz is Italian.
I've knocked the cunt out so.
Fucking prick he is.

>>70081721
t. Calogero Mastronunzio