/brit/

Norway is superior

>>70069554
why grey hair?

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What should I buy my gf for her birthday?

>>70069612
it's the only place to go after platinum blonde

right. had an absolutely mint fukin night out with the lads last weekend.

jezza, daz, and I. Boys night you know. Anyway we were all absolutely fuckin wankered and tryin to pull. Jezza being the absolute ledge he is sees and successfully pulls his old primary school teacher.

Daz himself got fucking mortal. Was stumblin around and went to grab scran.

I chatted up a few birds at the club, but knew i wouldn't be able to get me knob up so I pied them.

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*gets messy and throws shapes at afterlife*

>>70069622
a black bull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IawA37r9o
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5on1pk/help_weve_got_a_rotherham_situation_going_on_in/

remember, children deserve to be raped. it's a sexual emergency

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#truth

>>70069662
forgot choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lrRjRWZmBs

>>70069647
i don't pull on a night out precisely because i can't get it up

>>70069622
the blue one

>>70069674
profound

>>70069622
obviously the blue one

>>70069668
ngl faith goldy would get it

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>>70069674
>his country doesn't have a Mt. Rushmore

>>70069696
this guy gets it
#toleranceforbabyfuckers
#newbornrapeisourculture

>>70069668
>>>/pol/

>>70069722
mt rushmore is pretty cringe desu

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#troof

test
_as.d-

>>70069729
jealousy rears its ugly head

>>70069647
haha where was anon? did he stay at home?

wonder what he does all the time, do you think he's a virgin?

>>70069729
Sshhhhhhhhhh....

Just wait till the Crazy Horse monument is finished

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not sure what to make of this 2bh

definitely doubt I'm an 8/10

>>70069724
fuck off ahmed

>>70069745
what exactly am I jealous of


faces of politicians carved into rocks?

>be roman
>be blonde haired and blue eyed
>your society gets ravaged and everybody gets raped by northern european "people"
>all italians afterwards are swarthy
hmmm really makes ya think

>>70069554
She looks great, great proportions
Like a Barbie doll

>>70069754
you were just being urself :^)

>>70069764
ah yes, romans, not mediterranean at all, hmm

>>70069793
this unironically works though

>>70069764
yeah except the southern italians are swarthier than the northern ones with all the germanic admixture so you're kinda wrong innit

>>70069824
haha yeah m8 totally

just gotta b urself

thinking about a wank after this poo

haven't had one in about a week so should be a big jizz

>>70069847
what the fuck is your problem? are you 12?

>>70069754
the algerian got accepted to beautifulpeoplemeet

>>70069858
i'm 18 and have been on 4chan since 2003

>>70069898
wow reported

I'm 2003 and I've been on 4chan since 18

>>70069916
announcing a report is a bannable offence

reported for announcing a report

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real JF hours

>>70069938
ahhhh but I didn't actually report you

reported for announcing your report on me not actually reporting you

>>70069940
Time for /mu/

Later nerds

should've been a pilot lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8

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>>70069940

hi

>>70069953
>>70069938
considering a report. wont let you know if it happens or not

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>>70069992

im just a sk8er boi

>>70069987
is that meant to be a blood splatter you edgy faggot

>>70070009
cuddle me then :3

>>70070039
No it's A FUCKING LEAF

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>tfw to beautiful for brit

http://www.anaface.com/

>>70070049
shan't

>>70070011
he said see you later goy

>>70070045
looks retarded

>>70070049
shant

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>>70070064

>>70070061
Why aren't you out pulling french qts

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>>70070064
Yeah it sure fucking does

>>70070080
>reddit flag user

nah

>>70070080
whoops, meant for >>70070049

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>>70070077
>>70070088
>australia

>>70070042
*tucks you in*
*makes sure the curtains are shut properly*
*leaves you a glass of water on the side*
*gives your willy a squeeze*
*turns the light off*
goodnight c:

>>70070103
Yeah Tone's a sick cunt, what about him?

morning lads. working at home tomorrow, day off on friday. don't have to get up again after today.

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>Yeah Tone's a sick cunt, what about him?

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just found a pack of chewing gums i didn't know i had

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>>70070154
Wrong hat, least you tried

California is the worst place to go on holiday, absolute poppycock.

>>70070166
it's too early for gum lad

>>70070172
disagree, quite like sf

>>70070115
goodnight Leicestershire :3

sweet dreams :3

God bless x

>>70070172
i went and it was amazing! (=

>>70070166
Chew the whole thing mate

>>70070175
ye i am not having them now silly but they will come for later

F L A P P Y

C A P

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the gf

>>70070187
utter degeneracy

shan't

>>70070080
I live in Hongcouver and mostly get approached by asian girls, not a big fan.

>>70070209
source?

>>70070209
there was a show on tv today that proved dump (like a poo) was racist

I live in Mississippi

>>70070247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7fgB0m_y2I

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/one-in-three-students-dropping-out-of-university-20170117-gtt63m.html

hmmm

>>70070209

Looks a lot like one of the whores from GirlsDoPorn.

Pretty hilarious considering the GDP guy fucking all those sluts is Mexican.

>>70070246
because its black yeah

could beat any of yous at gwent using my monsters deck desu

haha imagine being a virgin haha

>>70070298

only adolescents really care

>>70070232
>asian girls
>approaching anyone

nah

>>70070271
t. Robert Hernandez

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gwent mentioned

>>70070259
they probably fell for the 'fell for the university meme' meme

gwent? more like bent lmao

wish DEFCON would go to 1 already ffs lads i'm ready for the world to burn

>>70070172
I went and it was pretty nice
went surfing and hiking in the sierras

>>70070381
I'd love to move out there but anywhere in California worth living is really expensive

>>70070317
You have no idea.

They can be some of the most aggressive out there.

I had a stalker in undergrad who changed all her classes to mine, found out where I lived, and would wait outside my house to walk with me to class every day until I couldn't take it anymore.

>>70070410
I wouldn't live there but its nice to visit

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>mfw living in cold rainy england
>mfw missing home back in dixie

>>70070416
haha wtf are you in a boy band or something?

can feel the morning poo coming lads

What's your favourite Avril Lavigne song (other than skater boy)?

I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

>>70070482
sk8r boi

>>70070464
post a pic when she's out

>>70070458
englands not cold

>>70070498

>>70070526
wtf!

>>70070498
i will not. poos contain dna, it's doxxable info

>>70070495
I said other than skater boy you fucking autist.

canadians posts are really just so bad

>>70070482

hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend

>>70070551
mine's sk8er boi

>>70070558
not as bad as your posts

>>70070482
rock n roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA-q50V9Ds

would absolutely lamp it into avril lavigne desu

the bf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2T1YrR_fBK4

Isn't it weird to think, huh?

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so true !

>>70070604
>lamp it
say wha?

>>70070611
Feel a little ill after watching that, hun x x

his name is Robert Paulson

well good morning

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The gf

rip Isner

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>>70070558

>>70070618
rodger her vigorously

>>70069554
Mirin that w:h ratio.

might do a wank haha

>Brits have their laundry machine in their kitchen

what the fuck?

just wasted two days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zOv0Ut-Qdg

>>70070719
Lots of their buildings don't have plumbing set up for laundry rooms.

>>70070719
>laundry machine
what the fuck?

>>70070760
it's the thing that cleans your clothes

>>70070769
that's a sofa

>>70070769
a woman?

>>70070769
the maid?

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>SMALL BRITISH FLATS

fucking howling. they literally wash their clothes in the fucking kitchen

hahahahhahahahhaha

>>70070780
sameyank

>>70070769
My mum?

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screaming

yiketty yank americans are all wank

>>70070808
where's the dishwasher?

>>70070822
right of the microwave

>>70070830
you can't wash dishes in a sink that tiny

>>70070847
not yank size dishes anyway lamo

>>70070847
not for an american, no

>>70070822
>>70070822
dishwashers have made your people soft and complacent

>>70070847
setting yourself up for a fat joke

>>70070856
You literally couldn't fit a baking sheet in it

>>70070891
you eat off a baking sheet!?

>>70070901
what?

you still have to wash things you cook with even if you don't eat off them

I honestly cant believe these pictures of british kitchens

Is this their "culture" and their buildings with character and history. lmao. they are so fucking cramped and tiny

Good meme potential this. Will force the issue tomorrow at a reasonable time

>>70070859

Dishwashers are one of the best inventions, as far as modern kitchen appliances go.

While microwaves may encourage shittier diets, dishwashers have only improved peoples' lives.

You don't have to worry about keeping the sink empty when you want to strain some pasta or dump some excess liquid, and you don't have to worry about smells after a day or so of having stuff in the sink, and you don't have to worry about scrubbing things and getting your hands all pruney and running out of j-cloths.

tiny brit houses have nothing to do with population density btw, it's just tradition at this point

>>70070912
not sure why you're so excited about this

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Why was there never an English iron chef?

Got a sore and inflamed pimple just on my lower lip. Looks like I got punched in the mouth.

Thanks for listening x

>>70070933
its hilarious and unexploited

>>70070923
see, soft

>>70070944
ok have fun

i personally wont be getting triggered just so you know

>>70070944
easily amused aren't you fatlad. life must be funny

>>70070946

I have shovelling the driveway in minus 30 weather and walking twenties minutes with groceries for "not being soft".

I just don't want to wash my dishes when a machine can do it.

>>70070960
i dont about shart in the mart, but enough idiots will.

>>70070967
yeah cackling right now

>>70070969
oooooh ur 'ard

btw only absolute scruffy incompetents don't wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

>>70070969
no one cares

>Nah you cant start preparing supper yet mum, still got a load of laundry to do

>>70071000
creasing

>washing your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

m8...

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>having lunch minding my own business
>brexit speech just finished
>ah yes hard brexit
>bunch of remain tards sit down
>well people didn't vote for this!
>they should have gone for soft brexit thats what people voted for

leftist cleansing when lads?

I can't believe you people are defending manually washing your dirty dishes when you can just shove them in a machine.

>runs to kitchen to grab lucozade
>trips over open laundry door because mum was washing your pissed stain sheets

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>>70071055
>he doesn't have a servant to do it for them

poo peeland

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>>70071062

>fresh jizz tissue in trashcan
>housekeeper says "it smells like teenagers in here"

hmmm

goodnight lads

>>70071109
good morning

holding down the fort

>>70071116
bit cold out

>>70071069
I don't think your mum would appreciate that post

>trying to watch Japan-US iron chef competition
>get surprise visit from an evil witch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFYgIqF9VUg

>>70071050
>A vote to leave is a vote to leave the single market
>You can't leave the single market, that's not what people voted for

I'd tell leftists to neck themselves but for fear they'd miss.

>>70071145
>>70071050
/brit/ is full of unironic leftist Australians and Brits

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going to skip my indigenous america class today and drop the class

>>70071145
the public should be protected from their idiot whims

>>70071158
is your barometer for leftist not liking Trump?

>>70071170
Stop obfuscating, Angela. If your issue is with referenda, it's with referenda, not the outcome of the Brexit referendum and whether or not people knew what they were voting for.

*brushes revolver* ask me about the alamo

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there will always be another president
always another king
but assassins are a rare orchid
festering alone in the hothouse of sanity

>>70071145

How do you feel about the cta area they want to do for Norn / republic?

>>70071186
>anons talking about Brexit
>Waahh,le ebil Trump boogeyman

State of you.

>>70071188
If people voted to walk off a cliff would you let them? Of course not. And brexit is the so-called "cliff"

>>70071186
No it's having obvious socialistic beliefs like inheritance taxes, half-hearted support of communism or any beliefs that are not nativist and eurocentric.

>>70071208
he's a yank
all the yanks in /brit/ are /pol/ wankers for some mysterious reason
I'm right wing but don't like Trump or /pol/

>>70071224
not really

>>70071226
you're not native or European you melt

reports are coming in that trump laundered dirty money for the russians through his so-called "business empire"

this is likely why he can't simply divest, it would pull the skeletons out of his closet

>>70071235
yank here.
can confirm

>President Barack Obama has commuted Chelsea Manning's sentence for leaking documents to Wikileaks in 2010.

>Wikileaks, the anti-secrecy organisation which published the diplomatic cables, has previously said its founder Julian Assange would agree to be extradited to the US if Mr Obama granted clemency to Manning.

your move Julian

Lads I think we should tax inheritance to the degree of 100% or more and institute a sort of islamo-Hoxhaist government but a bit nicer since I have mixed feelings about the whole communism thing.

>>70071224

Now I know you lot aren't a big fan of democracy ever since you used it for some genocidal missive, but the British have had a successful track record with it throughout history, accepting the results of a properly-held referendum is legitimate from a governance standpoint, and Brexit is hardly the "cliff" it's fearmongered out to be by Frau Merkel and the rest of those tyrants.

You know why people hate Germans? Because they keep trying to impose their views on the rest of Europe and never listen to opposition. World War I. World War II. Now the EU. Stop it already.

>>70071249
he-he!

>>70071269
he still must face charges in sweden, thats why our police want to arrest him

the possibility of being sent to yankland is real but the swedes never confirmed that was their intention

>>70071287
Referenda =/= democracy

Also I'm not even a German so go blow yourself leaf

>>70071287
ww1 and 2 were britain's fault

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>>70071269

>he never set a time limit on his extradition
>he waits 3 days and gets pardoned by Trump

>Donald Trump will then have sole authority to order an action that could result in the deaths of millions of people in under an hour. The question on a lot of people's minds right now is, given his thin skin and impulsive temperament, what are the safeguards, if any, to prevent an impetuous decision by one man with catastrophic consequences?

ah yes, the self-styled "neutral & unbiased" BBC

>>70071301
wrong

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>In The Lightning and the Sun, Savitri Devi Mukherji attempts to weave National Socialism with a cyclic view of history, arguing that time begins with a Golden Age and gradually decays through a Silver Age and Bronze Age into a final Kali Yuga, or Dark Age. She elucidates her concept of "Men in Time," "Men above Time," and "Men against Time" using the lives of Genghis Khan, Akhnaton, and Adolf Hitler respectively. Genghis Khan is used as an example of a "Man in Time" who exhibits Lightning (destructive) qualities and furthers historical decay. Akhnaton is used to illustrate a "Man above Time" who exhibits Sun (creative/life-affirming) qualities and seeks to transcend the process of historical decay. Adolf Hitler is used to illustrate a "Man against Time" who exhibits both Lightning and Sun qualities (destructive power harnessed for a life-affirming purpose) and seek to fight historical decay by using violent, Dark-Age methods to achieve a Golden Age state of existence.

>>70071301
ww1 was objectively germanys fault

>>70071316
ya sorry, britain's and america's fault :)

>>70071311
hmm funny how the same people who were silent when Obama expanded executive power are now shitting themselves
if Trump was actually right wing they'd have a reason to be scared

>>70071325
learn your history

>>70071311
There are unironically no safeguards whatsoever.
It's part of the strategic balance of MAD. There can be absolutely no possible way for someone to prevent the president from retaliating to an attack

>>70071336
prove me wrong

it no longer makes sense to talk of right and left wing

>>70071300
>Referenda =/= democracy

Uh, of course it is. It's not representative democracy, its a form of direct democracy. Which is a form of democracy (hence the name). Referendums are also a component of the pluralistic political governance system which the people have socially contracted into, and as a procedure, they enjoy democratic legitimacy in that regards.

While the result of the referendum needs to be argued by political representatives and given a precise form, the result is a clear mandate by the people which the political body lacks legitimacy to overrule.

“The foolish disregard Me, when clad in human semblance....”
-The Bhagavad-Gita, IX, verse 11.

>>70071325
All I ask is for credit where it's due

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>>70071349
>it no longer makes sense to talk of right and left wing

>>70071205
I'm in favour of it, because it'd be what the EU is supposed to be, a trade agreement between nearby countries with common interests. It wouldn't entail the establishment of courts with jurisdiction over the two nations, or the primacy of supranational law.

We've had agreements like that before the EEC even existed.

>>70071224
But the benefit of democracy is that people wouldn't vote for candidates running on a platform of having a "cliff-jumping" referendum, nor would they vote in favour of cliff-jumping if a referendum were held, so your childish analogy is wrong.

I'm obviously a belief in constitutional limits on popular votes, but they're for human rights and the structure of government, not foreign relations or economic policy.

>And brexit is the so-called "cliff
That's ridiculous and you know it.

I don't know why I'm wasting my time. You clearly don't view politics with regard to rules and procedures, but in terms of what you want to happen and whether or not you get it.

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>>70071349
shut up, kike

will miss barry lads ;_;7

>>70071374
aye, Barry O'Bama was a good Irish lad

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>>70071349

Was der Tod der Elf einmal bedeuten
wird, vermögen heute nur wenige zu
ahnen; noch weniger kann ich darüber sc
hreiben. Wir stehen mitten in
einer grossen Zeitenwende. Was wir alle durchmachen sind ihre
Geburtswehen. Alles sche
int negativ; und einmal wird dann doch Neues
and Grosses geboren werden....

>>70071347
>germany
>preemptively attacks russia
>invades belgium to invade france even though britain stresses before hand that if they invade belgium they will HAVE to get involved
>germany says lol w/e and does it anyway
>britain gets involved
>war turns into a massive slog
>invaded belgium gained them NOTHING in the long run

if they didnt invade belgium they probably would have done away with france pretty quick, and then russia.

britain likely would have stayed out, and so would the japs and ottomans and all that shit in arabia and eygpt wouldn't have kicked off

right and left only exist on a cultural level
capital has transcended both

>>70071382
horseshoe theory doesnt describe the same result just the same methods ie authoritarianism

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>horseshoe theory doesnt describe the same result just the same methods ie authoritarianism

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>>70071412
good post

>>70071423
Horseshoe theory is immensely reductionist.

>>70071349
Agreed.

The words "left" and "right" initially just referred to a clear left economic stance and a right economic stance, but recent political events have completely blown out that false dichotomy.

Trump is anti-trade but for lower taxes. UKIP is conservative yet targeted at improving the life of the working class. Le Pen's party is centrist economically. Peoples' energy is focused on a lot more than the simple raise or lower tax rate argument.

>>70071414
this guy turned out to be a /pol/fag who took 4chan way too literally. ended up going schizo and cutting off ties with his family. ended up living in his car still uploading reviews

“The wise disregard Me, when clad in leaf semblance....”
-The Britavad-Gita, IX, verse 11.

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>>70069554
is this a 10/10 in britain

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>>70071457
this is a 10/10 in finland

>>70071478
Looks like a massive turd in a dessert bowl

>>70071455
someone from /pol/ literally stalked him and broke into his parent's house

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hmm

Getting my daily dose of Preston Jacobs, lads.

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is hitler more famous than jesus?

Morning lads, absolutely shattered again

>>70071437
only in dealing with rhetoric

when it comes to how systems operate in reality it's a very accurate description

ere are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori

>>70071539
Jesus can't be famous because he's fictional

>want to reduce economic inequality
>disgusted by wasteful spending by the rich on fanciful things and pop culture's hardon for material excesses
>think its inhumane to allow a hardworking adult in a full-time job to earn less than the bare minimum required for basic livelihood (living wage)
>that said, recognize that competition is a driving force behind economic growth, though it needs to be managed to prevent corporatism, exploitation of monopolies/oligopolies, and barriers to entry need to be reduced

and
>think we should focus on helping young families have the children they so desire and increasing fertility rates, rather than relying on mass importation of foreigners to keep our population afloat
>think a strong national identity is a good thing which binds a community together even if they have difference race/creed
>against critical theory and post-modernism, and its various offshoots, believe that society needs a strong constructional set of values to thrive
>believe that men and women are fundamentally different and its okay if, say only 40% of engineers are women and 40% of nurses are men, rather than imposing rigid quotas everywhere
>recognize the benefits from international cooperation but prefer the difficulties stemming from competition amongst them and divergence of values rather than trying to blend them all together into a superstate

What political party do I vote for?

>>70071560
whorey

>>70071590
leaf this thread party

>>70071590
whichever one is willing to read all of that shite

>>70071605
Alright, good night

Need to go to work, but I'm hungover

Send help

>>70071590

>strong national identity
>difference race/creed

pick one

why do you think your country lost it's national identity? the marxists enforced that sentiment and gave you your tim hortons culture.

>>70071554
AAAAAAAAH YES, communism and it's OBVIOUS antithesis, Fascism, are both, in practice, strongly centralized totalitarian states in which the supposed good of the collective is enforced ruthlessly over individuals.

Except those two ideologies are often and falsely touted as polar opposites when Communism, decidedly left wing in practice, is very much leftist from its enforced egalitarianism in which all its citizens are constrained into some "oneness"--no hierarchies exist. Fascism, in practice a union of nationalism and wealth distribution. Nationalism is not hierarchical. The only thing right wing about it is its full participation in a conflict of systems, but it is essentially in practice is the enforcement of the same egalitarian "oneness" on a national level in which all nationales must be in proximity to some ideal. Wealth distribution is inherently leftist because it is the means to even the wealth of all the citizens within a country.

The two extremes, the two endpoints of the horseshoe, are in fact not at all polarities because Fascism is generally dualistic, centrist. It is not the endpoint of the right wing.

Right wing ideologies are hierarchical. Traditional conservative parties are right wing as are monarchist ones in which society is stratified softly or in feudal estates or castes and little identitarian ("oneness") exists over the entire system.

>>70071726
TL;DR

why do haircare products needs to be pink and purple
I feel like a right fag

>>70071806
>haircare

homo

>>70071806
bender

>Need to leave the house in 10 minutes
>Still have wet hair

What do?

>>70071830
rip it off

>>70071830
Dry it?

Or if it's cold out, let the tips freze and snap them off

through sheer force of will alone I have become a eunuch

>>70071872

Don't have a hair dryer

I never normally let it grow this long but I moved to a new area and all the barbers are black so I feel awkward getting a haircut

>>70071830

Keep it wet, girls love wet hair on guys.

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>moved to a new area and all the barbers are black so I feel awkward getting a haircut

>>70071895
>I moved to a new area and all the barbers are black
Move again.

Bitni nippy out, -5 in Canterbury

>>70071895
Move again

>>70071895
Move again

>>70071950
That's the result of my fingers being frozen because no gloves

>>70071931
>>70071963

t. rural dwellers

>>70071931
>>70071963
>>70071965
bunch of bloody racists

>>70071976
I'm in London, my barber is Italian. Move out of Croydon

>>70071976
t. Abdullah Mohammad Abdul Bashul Al Nasri

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-38592390
>Horses more deadly than snakes in Australia, data shows

ffs australia, what are you even doing

>>70071993

Whereabouts is your barber senpai?

Literally never seen a barbershop outside of central london that isn't black or turkish

>>70072015
>ffs australia, what are you even doing
Learning to avoid snakes, apparently.

>>70072015
>go for a quickie with a horse
>come out with a fractured skull
wtf

doing the famous breakfast sludge for brekkie

>>70071976
This is Europe, anon. All the barbers in your neighborhood being black is not normal.

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the gf

>>70072015
wtf i hate horses and love snakes now

Wow Obama actually did it

>>70072050
highly dubious

Would you fuck a horse if you knew you could get away with it lads?

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>>70072073
>fuck horse
>it brings a whole new level of ball busting to the table

>>70072073
horse pussy looks pretty tight and looks a lot like a black woman's pussy from behind ngl tbf

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>looks at you

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>>70072096
>looks back

devilish new edition


>>70072097
>>70072097
>>70072097
>>70072097
>>70072097

theres a lot of black and turkish barbershops near me too but there is also white ones

the black ones are those places that black guys seemingly just hang out in regardless of whether they are getting a haircut or not,

for one I don't even know if they accept whites in there, literally never seen one, and second I have like medium length hair and i don't know if the black barber would have the expereince or skillz to cut my beautiful locks as he is working with afros and fades day in day out

how is this "lamma" shit legal?
ah yes, let's grind Peterborough's traffic to halt and make thousands late for work so some fat cunt farmers can look at trucks
what a fucking joke