Real Yank Hours edition
Might have overeaten during dindin tbqh
me pk and ets hit a clicc
threw it down on dat mf like button!!! *tears of joy* *100*
you okay
in here fuccwits
>>>/s4s/5070461
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
reminder that this is the average yank on here
DO NOT reply to them
>>70065258
nothing comes to mind
>You are now thinking of that irish manlet cunt that you could've leveled but decided it against it because the irish are subhuman
Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?
>>70065295
Pocari Sweat
>>70065285
Ireland is 2 inches taller than the US on average
checkmate manlet
>>70065258
She became a tranny dyke so I dodged a bullet.
>>70065311
drank this in tokyo, quite refreshing actually
>>70065276
>>70065258
fuck off ;_;
hollering at this runt unable to fortunepost
>>70065349
The chinky grocer near my house used to carry it. Wish they still had it.
>>70065258
in the middle of it right now 2bh
Any lads had experience moving back in with their parents?
Im coming up 28 and its not.going well in life for me so thinking of moving back until i can get a place cheap enough to rent.
Thing is ive become accustomed to living alone and not sure how moving back in will effect me.
Really wish I was hetero just because I would literally be catered to in every movie.
https://youtu.be/jvZwhQwWnx0?t=22
>Bloody hell!
How did they get away with this?
Fucking oi cunts
>>70065489
I moved back home after Uni while I got my career going
I binge drank every weekend in my room and gained a bunch of weight
>My life be like ooh ahh ooh ahh
What did he mean by this?
suffragettes btfo
>>70065534
>american
>gaining wait
So nature then?
But cheers, sounds like a miserable time. Cant wait.
>>70065504
How dare you forget homosexual women you male scum
>2017
>not using s4s /brit/
Melts
>>70065600
Lickdicki is shitting it up
It's terrible
>>70065568
He meant it was ting tang wallah wallah bing bang.
>>70065577
>>70065258
the one who I hoped had a thing for me rejected me and the one who actually had a thing for me I rejected
>>70065619
FOY
>Straight men touch another penis for the first time
Have we gone too far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih323XXu_3w
lel
>>70065600
>/r9k/ says go to pol, pol says go ro int, int says go to s4s, s4s is the worst.
badly fucking need that guy from /s4s/ to tell me who the arse girl is
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30wmsg_opossums-eating-bananas_animals
best thing youll see all week, guaranteed
>>70065647
What is this shit, thats no straight man, thats a fucking gay lad.
>>70065670
Not a photon reached my eye.
are brits aware of married with children?
>>70065670
>implying i'm gonna click that link
lmao in your fucking dreams, yank cunt
gonna get some new nikes, senpai
>>70065687
It's a joke, relax.
>>70065258
saw photos of us from like 5 years ago and she was leaning all over me and used to call me drunk all the time
reeeeeeeee
>>70065731
Pics
Someone's always coming around here
Trailing some new kill
Says "I've seen your picture on a hundred-dollar bill"
What's a game of chance to you
Here is one of real skill
So glad to meet you, Angeles
>>70065711
OH AAAAAALLLLLL.
>>70065751
shant be doing that
>>70065753
Haven't listened to Elliott Smith in ages desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xQQzi0IdLY
miss being a kid in the 90's
was a better time
>>70065772
only know him from good will hunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2N0iWdFJZg
>>70065714
you fucker, im tryign to relax before bed and now youve boosted my cortisol roughly 5-10% by posting such a rude post
brits were raised with no manners...
Do yu hav a boi crush?
>>70065806
not a bender so no
>>70065804
u trying to sleep bruv?
*heems u*
heh...sleep tight, kiddo
yeah
boi
>>70065753
Angeles is my favorite song of all time desu
>>70065806
Tom Hardy
were in /s4s/ lads
>>70065825
>>70065804
fuck off yank, go back to /cum/ where you belong
not being funny or "memeing", genuinely just fuck off, every yank post is shit and everyone here hates you
don't even understand why a yank would post here anyway, would be like a brit being in /cum/
the thought alone makes me want to throw up
>>70065258
she was 12, what was I supposed to do?
... Walk picture 15 January 2017 ... I had a Dentist appointment here a a kiddy ... No Dentist there now ...
#fortune
Fucking hell, Tom Hardy is quite fit, he looks terrible in that meme movie.
>>70065859
can't tell if you're memeing or not
hey guys
>>70065876
>>70065806
(the real) Villalad is 2nd on my list
>>70065900
hey
>>70065900
>>70065865
odd
>>70065958
Primark is underrated
>>70065920
THAILAD!!!
>>70065984
alri tim
>>70065920
you okay
>>70066011
yeh, u?
>friend developes what is obviously carpal tunnel syndrome
>for the past 3 years the NHS have been messing him around saying it's not carpal tunnel and getting him to try various painkillers and anti-inflammatories
>it's obviously carpal tunnel but several doctors are adamant that it isn't
>friend is stuck in life and can't do anything until he gets his hands fixed
ah yes
I feel like a real hardcore autist being on /brit/ at this time
alri thailad
I like Theresa May, why does everyone hate her?
Was searching for what coprime meant and ended up here
>>70066045
Kev.
>>70065912
Baffling post.
>>70066074
what's up with that Thailad
>>70066016
yeah good thanks
>>70066065
Moaning twats find a way to whinge about anything and anyone
>>70066091
Why?
hate yanks
>>70066111
Numbers confirm
>>70066111
>Double dubs and a trip
>>70066100
good
Why do brits love the word "whinge"
>Rasputin
>Muhammad ibn Ê¿Abd al-Wahhab
>Zoroaster
what do you call this personality?
>>70066107
Don't know what it means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwTrsDcX1gA
nananananan nananananan
thailad
THAIlaaad
BATMAN
I mean thailad!
>>70066127
thanks
dickhead
>>70066153
underrated album
>>70066149
Sucks for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX4GzovCcpo
Bloke at my work doesn't like coffee or tea
Hmm
The British isles have been invaded lots but none of those invaders had brown skin, brown eyes and black hair. The teeny-tiny amount of non white people that were in the country were so small as to be irrelevant. There is a weird thing now that people attempt to rewrite our history as if halving large amounts of non white in the country is just how it has always been when in reality having large amounts of non ethnically european people is a post second war phenomenon. It always triggers me when people point to that one Indian mp we had in 1800's and that Henry the 8th had a black trumpeter as if these were common things. Not that I have any issue with the changing demographics let's just not rewrite our history.
>>70066134
what you doing
https://i.imgur.com/vKIsCgV.gifv
>>70066177
FOkking lebs innit ought to glass them cunt m8 fookin glass them m8
>>70066164
choon
>>70066186
checking email and replying to posts, u?
>>70066174
>ukf
shan't
Yank "humour"
>>70066206
audeka is actually good
>>70066177
call nauru and tell them you have a new member
>>70066174
it's just the standard scary noises with eastern female singing kind of meme
Shan't be wanking until Thursday I hope.
just got here haha
>>70066205
watching the australian open and talking to v*n*s
>>70066247
>that's still going on.
I thought you were going nuclear.
>>70066240
a t m o s p h e r i c
I swear on ye mum m8 don't really fancy yer attitude m8 acting all uppity cunt and shit ought to glass ya cunt. You hear me ya cunt, I would FOkking glass ya cunt
See this galdem? Looks innocent right? Well guess what, she is a fascist.
>>70066265
l a z y
>>70066260
>I thought you were going nuclear.
meaning ??
Listen to me, Mikhail, I know the difference between a house and a home.
>>70066293
ending it
>>70066271
Fascism on the rise.
>>70066278
it's not standard at all though and yet the sound design is perfect
>>70066271
who is she
>>70066333
I listened to the whole thing and now I feel like you owe me an apology.
>>70066352
why
>>70066362
because it's loading screen music at best.
>>70066342
nonce
>>70066372
what does that even mean
wanna ask some tinder qt on a date but I'm a neet
hmm
>>70066381
apologise
the gf
>>70066376
nonce
Was in the dead thread haha
My NY's resolution was to not drink during the week lads
Fucked that up
lads
treasure every day, because it might be your last
>>70066391
shannot
>>70066416
you absolute mentalist!
>>70066409
nonce
>>70066420
do you mind if i save this
>>70066333
its not really pushing any boundaries and I found the sounds grating
Wonder why the bf is so against the harry potter movies. I mean apart from 'the dullest franchise of all time', he was so against watching fantastic beasts and where to find them screener.
>>70066434
You have not heard the last of this.
>>70066458
pleb ears
>>70066457
Go for it
I just edited changed the file name too
>>70066479
I listen to breakcore and acid all day but I still didn't like that
wtf i love the dark side now.
>>70066459
are you gay?
for the last five years I've supressed the fact I'm balding
have a bad feeling it might hit me soon
hmmmm
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6l2py68WY4
>>70066511
>>70066534
that reaction image doesn't answer my question, Mark
>>70066530
creasing
>>70066530
howling
no gf
no gf
no.... gf
thailad have you met up with the algerian yet?
>>70066512
buzz it lad
the only people who can rock the thinning hair look is people in their 40s and aboce
Disagree.
>>70066581
no, he's not in Bangkok
The British isles have been invaded lots but none of those invaders had brown skin, brown eyes and black hair. The teeny-tiny amount of non white people that were in the country were so small as to be irrelevant. There is a weird thing now that people attempt to rewrite our history as if halving large amounts of non white in the country is just how it has always been when in reality having large amounts of non ethnically european people is a post second war phenomenon. It always triggers me when people point to that one Indian mp we had in 1800's and that Henry the 8th had a black trumpeter as if these were common things. Not that I have any issue with the changing demographics let's just not rewrite our history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBD39o7jkgk
>>70066609
Post Cat
watching "Sacred Sites: Ireland" lads
it's v interesting desu
>>70066609
are you gay
do they expect you to know things as an intern? just got one for a consulting company and realized i dont really know shit
>>70066618
>>70066530
rumor has it john has since left the industry
>>70066597
would you actually meet up with him if he were? seems like a bit of a lunatic
>>70066597
what are the thais called who look more chinese than thai as in what's their ethnic group?
>>70066606
during the roman period some people from southern italy and the levant probably came to England.
I remember reading about one woman of a darkish complexion from egypt or something who moved to england and married a local merchant, and when she died she was given a proper funeral as if she were a local
it did happen, but yes it was probably pretty rare
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484368845106.webm
>>70066622
4u
>>70066618
4u
>he thinks jews are responsible for the emasculate men today
>>70066662
Is Cat gay?
>>70066661
Felt that
>>70066673
it's probably something environmental, given the declining t levels in western men since the 80s
>>70066661
stop it boner
>>70066686
>>70066673
it's probs shit leaking into food from plastics
>>70066680
I don't know.
i want a gf who likes to be hit
>>70066731
>>70066761
I want a gf who likes to hit me.
>>70066737
the jews are in charge of all those companies
>>70066768
hungry
>>70066808
fatty
Posted this before.
want a working class gf I can impress with my knowledge of David Hume
>"you see dear, Hume believed that morality is inextricably linked to utility. What people perceive as good and just often has some kind of immediate or perceived benefit to them or to society in general."
>>70066822
Are Fish dead?
>>70066791
w2c tiny human kot?
>>70066815
hey am not!
cats are niggers
It really makes me sad when I see all these cats with injuries and stuff.
But they're still happy.
Some are blind and they still seem happy.
>>70066843
thanks
>>70066834
No, he's okay, I think.
the term "white" is a social construct
i'm correct and you're wrong
>>70066896
I was going to argue but then I saw the final part of your post
>>70066876
*picks up flyer*
shant be reading this
*heems a german runt*
Off for a smoke and a wee in the garden.
>>70066965
Pics
>>70066965
good lad
might do the same
>>70066982
Pics
wish i was like this thread.
>>70067073
full of men?? hahaha like mother like son then LOL
>>70067078
Nice
>>70067078
fuckin rekt
slo thred
>>70067078
wow
>>70067073
>>70067078
B T F O
T
F
O
He was sitting on me for a bit.
saw a webm of 2 lads arsefucking
looked extremely painful for the bottom
>>70067179
I'd get hard if he did that to me
>>70067196
Not if you do it right.
Although don't have anal anymore.
What are you lads listening to?
>>70067199
Think he's seen worse than me getting hard.
>>70067238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzoaHrwX76M
>>70067238
Black guitaaaar.
>Why yes, I listen to the insightful and enlightening avant-garde concerto maestro, popular known to us hoplites as "Kayne West"
UP AND OVER WE GO
THROUGH THE WAVE AND UNDERTOW
I WILL FLOAT UNTIL I LEARN HOW TO SWIM INSIDE MY MOTHER IN A GARBAGE BIN
UNTIL I FIND MYSELF AGAIN
AGAAAAAAAAIN
OH OH OH OH OH
Do some good today and give it a sign lads x
https://www.change.org/p/president-widodo-shut-down-the-bandung-zoo-now
>>70067238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVt-nzhx8JY
Spanish gf
You ever had a wank while someone's in the next room?
>>70067277
Signed
>>70067280
>>70067304
>Just be yourself
'pedia is being slow for me lads
daily reminder that dark/black hair is the god-of-gods tier master race
>>70067238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdO9SzDd3OU
>>70067360
use Metapedia instead
Why are these jannies so rustled?
Can't even shitpost anymore these days.
>>70067078
was going to say dead
there's 49 men and 0 (ZERO) women ITT
>>70067304
>spanish flag
wait so is she spanish or mexican
Alright boys
>1.) Your region
>2.) How do you pronounce it
1.) New Brunswick
2.) Woost-ur-shur
So-called bf.
>Listening to music
just fuck off normie twats
>>70067400
Bit dim you are yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX0zS6BZiQg
>>70067422
why are some men so hot? not even gay but i cant believe ive ever even fucked a girl when i see men like this.
>>70067421
North Carolina
Wuss-teh-sure
>>70067431
so you dunno either huh
>>70067444
Wouldn't know, look like this.
>>70067467
muh heritage-american
otherwise known as spanish-american
>>70067467
Why would she put the Spanish flag if she was Mexican?
>>70067486
Im skinnyfat and look blubbery and soft in places.
I did go to the gym for a bit and tried bulking, but wasn't lifting hard enough and ended up just getting fatter.
On week 2 of a diet and already look loads better, just gonna go close to skelly mode as its better than being soft and pudgy
>>70067491
because mexicans call themselves spanish?
how do you not know that
Having an existential crisis lads
>>70067446
Please send vinegar based barbecue pulled pork
>>70067515
What a nerd..
tranny gf is cucking me lads
>>70067526
how do you find one of those
tranny gf is fucking me lads
>>70067508
>On week 2 of a diet and already look loads better, just gonna go close to skelly mode as its better than being soft and pudgy
Yeah, I think some people just don't look as good when they put on weight, fat or muscle.
It just works for some.
>>70067512
O so this is the troll you were setting up
>>70067526
im a chad and i fucked a tranny and its something ill regret for the rest of my life.
it was hot during and i was hopped up on amphetamines but its so fucking gay that I fucked her ass while her dick bobbled around
>>70067523
You dont think its like sort of weird how humanity will be inhabiting the earth in a similar manner for like a million years, same countries, urbanised, media etc, for a million years..
LOVING this girl 2bh lads
>>70067588
>implying implications
Me.
>>70067603
whaddya think will happen then hm? Houses will all go, system of government, science, sattelites, a hyper war maybe? is it all just a cycle of civilisation then regression? has it been going on for milllions of years already?
fascism
>>70067635
1 million years from now people will be colonizing the galaxy and Mars will be fully terraformed and populated with people
There will be lots of different civilizations all over the galaxy
>>70067588
>humanity will be inhabiting the earth in a similar manner for like a million years, same countries, urbanised, media etc, for a million years
VERY doubtful lad
I don't see the current world map remaining the same more or less for the next 100 years
>>70067635
capitalism is in its dying throes and its only existed for 200 years
>>70067656
Good lad
Post her imgrum pls x
>>70067635
>has it been going on for millions of years already?
humanity hasn't even existed for a million years, and human civilization maybe a bit more than 10,000
I doubt humans will be recognizable as humans in a million years if they exist at all.
>>70067635
>a million years
mate im really not so sure you understand how long of a time that is
>>70067635
Anatomically modern humans have only been around for 200,000 years
>>70067671
yeah but like, it wnt be small kingdoms or tribes, it will be legislative societies, still have media, flying things, currency stuff and banks and medicine and urbanised areas covering a lot of the landmass etc
Yeah we will have mars but i bet most of the countries will still be there, still worrying about trade and healthcare costs and environment and things, excavating commieblocks building some new architecture, people still commuting to their office jobs
>>70067723
how old r u
One of the first pictures I took of Cat.
Think he was just coming in the garden then and we gave him some cheese.
>>70067676
This
First map change is an independent Québec
>>70067588
>>70067635
>>70067723
bait. no one is actually this retarded
>>70067735
Oops.
>>70067764
Dat cheeky tongue
This was a different cat.
Starting to think cats are drawn to me.
need a brisbane bf
need a gippsland bf
What do you think 4chan will look like 2 million years from now? I imagine pretty similar. Still fights about flags and memes haha.
>>70067676
Not all but island based ones and ones with natural borders? Australia , us, Denmark etc, where will they go/ what ill happen? we have had an unprecendented time of centralisation, settling, expanding and homogenisation
>>70067701
>>70067710
>>70067713
We only go off what we find, what if later links just happened to coexist?
>>70067740
Why, what will people be doing instead? Will the internet go? will jobs stop existing in automated luxury communism? Will we disintegrate back into tribes?
>>70067764
i love your cat
>>70067723
>Yeah we will have mars but i bet most of the countries will still be there
Definitely not
It certainly could have its own unique nations but there's not gonna be "Nigeria on Mars"
>still worrying about trade and healthcare costs and environment and things, excavating commieblocks building some new architecture, people still commuting to their office jobs
No
There is an abundance of resources in the galaxy and in one million years there won't really be healthcare as we think of it because it will be all automated and cost almost nothing
There won't be any commieblocks to excavate
>>70067701
Hmmm, maybe, look like the brain wojaks?
>>70067732
2
haha have developed proper insomnia, nothing is putting me to sleep. Xanax isn't helping, neither is CBD oil. First time I've posted on /brit/ in months, sorry for the blogpost but can someone please fucking help me I am losing my mind day 3 with no proper sleep
hope you guys like my lets play
https://youtu.be/NzebdpHgwHU#t=143
>>70067818
Are you schizophrenic?
Serious question
>>70067838
more xanax
>>70067838
Kys haha
>>70067848
Only have 0.5 left haha need it for tomorrow
>>70067855
Good advice
>>70067863
whats happening tomorrow?
>>70067822
Sure he'd love you too.
>>70067818
man even England's culture has changed wildly over the last thousand years, even more over the last 2000
and Australia changed extremely rapidly within a few decades.
ideas will endure but cultures change all the time, its impossible to say what things will be like, its like asking a Roman to predict what the next 2000 years would be like
>>70067829
I didnt mean they would all form up on mars obv
Population growth is exponential though? Or maybe it balances to only be sustainable? Or maybe we all just die out ?
Limited means , infinite wants, isnt that what all of economics is based around?
>>70067847
just drunk think
>>70067863
Drink until you pass out
>>70067868
Dunno
>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never giggle at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never ask her to marry you and see her cry with excitement because you are one of the best things in her life
>>70067879
Aye no bother just go round and buy drink at 4:39 sure, fuck sake there's nowhere open
touch my willy, Nigel
"kill everyone that isn't white" - the tories
>>70067878
Population growth is based upon having the resources available to support the growth this is true of all populations
>>70067878
you should read more
might shag my boss soon, need to play my cards right
>>70067875
But, we are quite similar to how it was then, if you think about it.
Regards to the law and the state and the market. Technologically no obv
But yeah now i think about it half their stuff was just abandoned when they died then fell into ruin and dissapeared over a few thoudand years, yeah it was less extensive .
Really wish i knew what was going to happen
Maybe we will go extinct from lack of children or would the government do some dodgy shit to prevent that?
>>70067942
>>70067942
>>70067942
>>70067942
>>70067942
Last winter haha.
We could find out where he goes.
>>70067934
I read a lot, sometimes random bits come out
>>70067921
what about western societies? we have the resources but we choose to have fewer children