/cum/

Fuck lefties buds

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>>70063617
Good post

Fuck the left

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>pigs in a pyramid

>>70063635
good post

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>>70063617
This and
>>70063595
Frig off Randy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIjbkYLI1nY

lefties folks.

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emma

If dubs /cum will decide which language I'll learn next

fucl poltard shit invading my /int/

Isn't it funny how the left is always right

>>70063675
learn byzantine for the dank lost literature

>>70063676
Cry more proxy scum

>>70063675

spanish.

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Q T

>>70063675
Afrikaans

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>>70063675
Russian
>>70063676
Weeb
>>70063682
Wrong

http://bacolicio.us/>>70063578

>>70063690
>"Byzantine"
>Not Eastern Roman Empire
kys
>>70063694
I might, it would be useful
>>70063715
Why on Earth?

>>70063675
English

>>70063655
Looking at this image made me really sad and I don't know why. Feeling like shit today

>>70063731
You're fucked in the head cyrus

>>70063675
Finnish

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>>70063735
motherfucker

>>70063731
You're fucked in the head Cyrus

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Jenna

>>70063755

t. Ganon

>>70063763
>>70063767
I assure you, I'm perfectly normal ;_;

>>70063737
byzantine aka medieval greek faggot

im talking about the language not the entire halfassed effeminate successor to western rome

>>70063785
Eastern Rome was based! BASED!

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>>70063755
sorry to hear

drink with me anon

>>70063784
Get your grade 10 dummy

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anyway, how is your sex life?

>>70063675
hebrew

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>>70063804
yeah they were

til the turks came

>>70063834
Essentially non-existent, thanks for asking Tommy.

>>70063834
Considering the last time I got laid was when I was 16 and I'm now 23, it's safe to say it's nonexistent.

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I'm not so hungry anymore

>>70063822
<3

Is starving yourself a good way to lose weight

>>70063834
I am still a handshakeless virgin Tommy

>>70063897
a good way to lose weight (and the only way) is to eat less calories than you expend in a day.

find out your body fat %, use that to calculate your TDEE and then eat 400-500 calories less than that each day until you get to the weight you're happy with.

>>70063897
no

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>>70063875
Hello CB

>>70063897
yeah as long as you don't cave in and start stuffing your face after 48 hours

>>70063834
Regular and quite good.

>>70063897
No. Go ask the cu/ck/s. They're experts on this type of stuff

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Only 6 more days until college starts
I don't want to go back

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>>70063895
/cum/ is a cozy place

cheer up <3

>>70063921
>>70063897
http://www.active.com/fitness/calculators/bodyfat

use that site if you cant go to a doctor to use their body calipers

then

https://tdeecalculator.net/

good luck fatty

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>>70063924
Does CB mean Charlie Brown?

>>70063927
wtf i hate finland now get out normie

Im gonna get pizza from my local pizza place and theres nothing you can do to stop me

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Tunis has been raped

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>stupid sexy brown blonde pirate girl

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>brown hair
>brown eyes
>fairly pale skin
>slightly chinky eyes
is there any better combo?

I mean just fucking look at her. I think I'm in love.

>>70063978
Get some ranch and be the disgusting amerifat you are.

>>70063975
>implying having a gf is an achievement

>>70063930
I'm on my second week here

It's great having Monday off at the start of the semester

>>70063992

windwaker a shit

>>70064014

Pizza with ranch dip is GOD TIER, you plebian

>>70063924
I miss aidsy she was a cutie.

>>70063578
why does canada look sad?

>>70064019
it is now get out normie

>>70064037
It is. I too am a ranch and pizza connoisseur

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>>70064037
its meh

too much boats not enough dungeons

>>70064005
Brunettes are the best - so check
Brown eyes are desirable -check
Swarthy skin > pale skin
Chinky eyes are shit tier

You were on the right path

>>70064051
Don't worry NEET. One day 4chan will be normiechan and there is nothing you can do about it. After the great revolution all anime will be banned and we only talk about girls and sports and alcohol.

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>>70064066

exactly

god damn was I mad when they just GAVE you a pearl. And fuck the triforce quest

>>70064037
I only dip in spicy sauces now. Red Hot or Sriracha on pizza is based.

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>>70064050
that's just how canada's face is

>>70064080
im not a neet im just socially retarded ;_;

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does /cum/ like anime girls?

>>70064137
We don't like anime here

>>70064111
Good, less competition for me and I've always wanted to own 2 gf's at the same time.

Blondes > redheads > brunettes

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>>70064137

yes

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>>70064137
Maybe

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>>70064087
there was so much fucking buildup to that
>suddenly storm
>dickbag boat king says its evil magix
>go to island
>ganon fucking wrecked it
>ohshit
>travel around figuring out were jabu knockoff is
>find him
>here-u-go
>quest complete go to tower of gods

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>>70064137
Oui

>>70064137
post her tummy

>>70064066
>>70064087
It was the comfiest zelda imo

>>70064150
i'm going to cuck your gfs :^')

>>70064156
Brunette > Blonde > Black > Red

>>70064108
heh, dummy canadians

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>>70064213
Um, Racist much?

>tfw going to meet the italian girl i lost my virginity to in new york

it feels almost too good to be true desu

>>70064137
we love all girls, including male ones

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>>70064188
the music was good as fuck

>>70064248
Post pics of her

Is she a white Italian or swarthy Sicilian

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>>70064137
Maybe

Reminder that video games are retarded, but even more retarded are consoles, and especially Nintendo consoles, and the most retarded thing is the Switch

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>>70064211
Wrong

>>70064188

>muh comfy

if I can set out on the ocean, put the controller down, take a 5 minute shit, pick it back up again, and accomplish JUST AS MUCH as if Id been playing, its shit

BUT NO

>start the game, get the boat
>lol, you cant fucking sail anywhere except outset island and the next island ahead
>ok, its like halfway through the game now, NOW you can sail anywhere
>oh, but charting the entire sea doesnt actually change anything
>oh, and here's some islands that serve literally no purpose that you cant do anything on

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Why don't we have bigger land animals lads? Dinosaurs were based now we have pussy elephants. I want bigger fauna.

>>70064293
Nintendo consoles are literally the only consoles worth owning you retard

>italian girls

>>70064247
canada was made for bullying

>>70064284

>post pics of her
>on 4chin
'no'

she's a lombardian from a comfy mountain town.

Why do people on 4chan pretend to be conservative?

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>>70064314
Stop lying

fun fact

dylan roof carried 14 magazines with 11 bullets each

14/88

>>70064295
Overrated as fuck

Plus blondes are shit to date

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>>70064300
>taking it this seriously

its vidya bruh

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>>70064037
Fucking gross. Go with the /pol/ tards and get out.

>>70064361

and its goddamn BORING

Im sick of /v/ fellating it all the time

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>>70064251
Is that so? What about males (girls)?

>>70064349
How'd you get the 88?

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>there was no moment more surreal in all of the legend of zelda games

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What is your favourite category of porn? I'll Judge you

>>70064307
this is actually a very good question, and can be answered by a simple google search

>>70064353
>overrated
Thats just your bad opinion

>Plus blondes are shit to date
What?
Do you even like girls?

>>70064407

latina mayne

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>>70064401

>forgetting TP's end of evangelion

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>>70064387
>goes to /v/

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>>70064347
If you don't think brunettes resembling Taylor Marie Hill are the most beautiful girls then you're part of the problem.

FIX IT
NOW

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>>70064407
bondage is top tier

and since 50 shades of bad writing came out it's now socially acceptable for the most part

plus a large portion consists of women not talking which is fucking wonderful

>>70064407
Muscle bear

>>70064407
Big tits amateur

>>70064450

fucking where else am I going to go

/vr/? Its after y2k. /vg/? Im not autistic, no

?????//

>>70064407
Gloryholes

Does the TV show Cops accurately portray the American life and culture?

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I love kittens.

>>70064407
mature

>>70064446
Nice choice
>>70064463
Bit weird but yes it's more socially acceptable
>>70064466
haha gay
>>70064467
The real Patricians choice
>>70064484
kek

gonna start going to my new universitys gym on thurs day

might have to stare down some uni chads in there

put them in their place

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>>70064149
This leaf does not represent me.

>>70064407
latex is p cool

>>70064436
Yes I like swarthy grills, mainly brunettes

Blondes are for kids, when I was a teen I liked blondes

>>70064485
more or less

>>70064307
I used to know the answer to this question but I have forgotten.

>>70064498
Suck their dicks

>>70064492
Good man

>>70064485
Yes all television shows depict real life

Movies do thus well too

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>>70064407
anything amateur - any race

>>70064307
Sin. Human sin killed the dinosaurs

>>70064407
Loli anal

What shoud I read next? I'm torn between Lenin's What is to be Done?, Bridge Over the River Kwai, a collection of short stories by Chekhov, and Crime and Punishment. Any advice?

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>>70064511
We can't all have good taste. It sounds like you had more sense when you were a teen, blondes are for men.

>>70064558

On the Road, by Jack Keroauc

>>70064446
>tfw latina gf
>she's not thiccc

>>70064307
There used to be a much higher percentage of oxygen in the air. Something happened and now there is less and things dont grow as large.

>>70063897
Yes, but if you do it for too long your stomach will be fucked and you'll get acid reflux

>>70064558
read the sailor who fell from grace with the sea

You guys can take all the brunette qts more blonde qts for me

>>70064570
Thats been on my list too. But I own too many books I havent read. I need to read a few before I buy some more.

>>70064507
Don't see the appeal myself but it's a normie fetish
>>70064545
Anything?
>>70064554
Absolute degenerate

>>70064480
Nowhere here. Video games boards on 4chan are plagued with PC and indie elitists.
It's /pol/ or tumblr for gaming.

>>70064558
How to Bomb the U.S. Government by Samuel L. Hyde, PhD.

Industrial Society and its Future by Theodore J. Kaczynski, PhD.

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>>70064612

>/pol/ or tumblr

oh micky you dont understand you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand

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how do you force a meme?

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Do you believe in life after love?

>>70064658
YAAAAAS HILLARY

>>70064658
Dedication

i have read 1/2s of ride the tiger and its nothing like the meme suggests but its actually pretty good in an unironic way

>>70064606
I dont think anyone can see the appeal in a fetish they dont have, thats why is called a fetish

>>70064567
Just out if curiosity how many blondes have you dated?

>white bastards gentrifying our neighborhood

>coming in and buying derelict houses and fixing them up

>fuck you whitey, I want my house to only last for the rest of my life and MAYBE a quarter of my kids life

>fuck you whitey, I won't get a job paying over 30k a year because you gentrifying us and making the neighborhood not a piece of shit

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>>70064658
Inferior modelfu

>>70064619
Noted.

why does the right get triggered so easily

sam hyde has a juris doctorate

>>70064698
Only 1 but she was the coolest and prettiest gf I have had.

>>70064689
Evolva's batshit insane but in an interesting way.
Not like most garbage /pol/ recommends which is just NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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>you will never have a gf with pink hair

>>70064695
>I dont think anyone can see the appeal in a fetish they dont have, thats why is called a fetish

I can "get" fetishes I don't personally have. Like I can get the appeal in Gothic chicks but feet confuse me,

>>70064710
Cara is cuter

>>70064729
Maybe we just have had different experiences

I like brunettes because of one girl

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How do you deal with the prevalent racism on this board, /int/?

why does the middle get triggered so easily?

>>70064747
Probably not a bad thing desu

I'm sad. Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3SjCzA71eM

>>70064725
Because they are always right ;)

>you will never have a gf

>>70064756
Cara is literally a witch

>>70064756
>cara
literally a man

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>>70064759

t.nigger

>>70064757
Its cool bud
You can take the cute brunettes I yake the cute blondes
Then we'll both be happy

>>70064759
I encourage it. Internet racism is amusing.

>>70064759
By being white

>>70064780
Bruh we outsource that shit to shitholes

Rescue a qt from a shithole

>>70064747
>ywn have gf who's a carpet muncher

>>70064759
I report every single racist post that is posted on this board

>>70064759
most racists on this board are non-whites, so its hilarious

>>70064759
By getting their threads deleted

>>70064759
I just don't care

>>70064749
goth girls are not a fetish, but a preference. Fetishes are more particular:
>a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.

and in many cases, there's nothing to get, it's just the brain being weird

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>>70064759
I make fun of dindus.

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>>70064776
sad music for sad people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnntACjSUk

>>70064736
i seriously doubt most people who post ride the tiger memes have actually read it at this point

>>70064816
Good thing France is a shithole

>>70064822
>>70064829

YOU NIGGER BASTARDS

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just had Texas toast for the first time

Shit is so fire

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Hi! my name is hayrullah taip but they call me hayrullah gay because i watch porn with shamal amiri. my biggest dream is to fuck my dad, just so you know my dad hit sombody in my age one time. i colundt defend my self so i calld my dad on somebody. im a racist too because i calld evry single black person for bektiria. my mothers pussy smells like fish thats my my house smells fish too. my little sister thinks that she/he are sexy but she alwas plays with baribe and i join her then fuck her. i have good grades in school because i sucks my teatcher cock evry singel minute. my boyfirends name is rasan and shamal and we use to put dildo in our assholes evry friday. my biggest dream was to become a police man but when i calld my dad on someone on my age i was a pussy ( like always ) in school evry one thinks i like girls but i dont. im gonna wirte a bible about my life becausee i have no life. i called someone neg.... on time in my classroom then i got jumpt my 3 nig.... because i called my old firends friend neg... but in real life my dads dick is black. my dad thinks he have very bid dick but hes dick is smallar than mine.

pic rleated my dad

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>>70064756
Nope
>>70064749
I can't get the extreme fetishes. Babyfur, electrocution, cock-and-ball torture, enema

like, why?

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>>70064822
>>70064829
SHEEEEIITTT, ayo I had a dream nikkas.

>>70064877
Cbt is hot

>>70064840
But that's the same thing, sexual gratification to items of clothing. If nurses and house maids are fetishized so are goths.

>and in many cases, there's nothing to get, it's just the brain being weird

True

>>70064877
>not including crush fetish

pleb

Think I might end up friendless by the end of the year 2bh
At least I'll have a gf

>>70064890
how

>>70064852
That song by Bowie has always elicited a deep sense of melancholy in me. Livonia is a fine album to fit the poor mood I am in. Here is a track : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDis9HNX7Q

>>70064877
Yeah man. Some are so fucked.

>>70064877
furfag here, confused by pretty much every other fetish though including the really vanilla stuff like bondage
is it autism?

>>70064860
>Texas toast

I've had it all my life and never knew it was named like that.

ayo time for dinner

>>70064915
Why do you think so, anon?

>>70064895
with nurses and housewives, I don't know if the gratification mostly comes from the outfit or from the role playing

>>70064929
you're from florida, what do you think?

>>70064929
Stop fucking Aligators

>>70064915
So you have friends right now and a woman in your life that you are emotionally and sexually involved with. I am at age twenty-six and have never had either. I even calculated cost, nails step stool six feet synthetic rope hammer and stud finder today because there's no future.

You baby. You whiner.

>>70064946
Im tired of them they are probably tired of me and I don't think we have the patience anymore to put up with bullshit

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They sell napkins in the girls bathroom
Wtf

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it's time

>>70064958
well i grew up next to a nuclear power plant so there are a few explanations

>>70064948
Oh yeah. Well a better comparison would be fetishizing Goth clothing could be like the fetishizing of pantyhose or latex I gues

>>70064978
r u a gril

>>70064978
Its because women will throw period blood and shit stained toiletries everywhere if you give them free tissues. You can't trust women in public bathrooms.

>>70064972

we are your friends anon.

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>furfag here

>>70065002
(((women)))

>>70064972
Im not whining
I'm kind of relieved desu
You don't want bad friends

have not masturbated in 10 days

>>70065014
furfags have to be the weirdest of the weird

>>70065006
Not true.

Can someone help me unfat myself?

I need motivation

>>70065045
babyfurs with a scat and vore fetish

>>70065067
I stand corrected. Jesus.

>>70065064
Every time you pick up the fork is a conscious decision. When you go to the fridge stop yourself and think about what you are doing to yourself. You're the one hurting yourself.

>>70065067
furry cringe hits other furries particularly hard

>>70064508
>>70064508
>>70064508
>>70064508
>>70064508
вццв

my number one fetish is schoolgirls by far

into schoolgirls doing all kinds of depraved acts so long as they wear that uniform

>>70063617
2bh

They've become the oppressors

>>70065064
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Obesity Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Food Like Nigga Close Your Mouth Haha

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>39 year old tells me she would be my gf if she were still 20

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>>70065102

>>70065077
Incestuous penile vore/cum disintegration.

the eternal hun must be put down once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv1yZ6tq3mY

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>>70065094
but can you handle a man's drink?

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>>70065014
not wrong

>>70065094
>pretending to be drunk

Is pedojew actually just a 14 year old all along?

70065089
>uses word cringe
Made me do it, I'll give you that.

>>70065143

you do look like a pedophile.

>>70065001
No

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I am going to buy these come Friday and for a brief moment I won't feel completely empty inside. Those they had in brown are out of my size unfortunately.

burn the cities

>>70065120
hooked up with my buddy's mom once

Older women are the way to go. They know what they're doing and nothing you want to do to them is going to be an awkward surprise.

70065116
>that capitalization
>that effort
No (You) for you, nigga.

>>70065184
>I buy shoes to feel better

Are you a gril or somethin'?

>>70065002
Women are so nasty

>>70065039
Why
>>70065192
Why lie on the internet

>>70065142
>>70065185
>>70065184
"human" garbage.

Coexist.
Coexist, and one more thing: If you don't know the difference between you're and your...you're and your, then you're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.

Was Malcolm X racist?

>>70065217
Here's the problem
Men generally are benign to eachother unless pussy or their life is on the line in which they'll fuck over their fellow men. Women will 24/7 disregard and fuck over other women, especially if the other women have husbands or boyfriends. Its the reason why their rooms are so clean but anything with women and public mixed is disgusting.

I have a confession
I'm a "white" American
I'm not 100% white

>>70065184
Jesus fuck, no one cares about your faggy footwear fetish.

>>70065247
your a fag coexist my nuts fag

>>70065224
Not lying 2bh

She wasn't some 10/10 trophy wife milf or anything but we were drinking and she put it on me and whats a man supposed to do?

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>fatso doesn't understand memes

>>70065271
Does your friend know?

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hmmm

>>70065270
You’re a dunce, and you deserve maximum whipping and ball torture, before being jettisoned into space. A heap of trash, sent to the sun, to be dissolve in cosmic radiation. Rotting the teeth right out of your skull, they’ll fall right out

>>70065262
I'm going to buy some drink coasters next month. I'm going to start posting images every thread nigger.

>>70065299
fAg

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>>70065260
Everyone kind of assumes that now.

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>>70065262
Look at this drink coaster. Look at the patina it has developed through age. How pretty is that? I might get a set of four. But I might need six. I'm not sure. What is your suggestion?

>>70065313
Ever get fucked with a steak knife?

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REEEEEE

Heading to Lowe's for some gaffer tape
Do you guys need anything?

>>70065260
I'm 1/4 English, 1/4 Irish and 1/2 Pennsylvania German
I'm literally a meme white American

>>70065293
Well the other night her new(ish) husband got drunk and started yelling about how "THIS HAS A LOT TO DO WITH YOU SLEEPING WITH [my name]" and everyone in the house heard it. He didn't act surprised so I'm assuming he knew. I was never like "Yea dude aha fucked your mom one time sorry bro" or anything obviously.

AHHHHHHHH FUCK I GOT BRAIN FREEZE

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70065310
Absolutely thrilling.
What thoroughly fascinating shit will he think of next?

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>>70065262
I think the circular drink coaster is more versatile but the square is much more regal. I would love your opinion on matter. Then we've got some options for color too! I'm not sure about this brand though.

>>70065346
I bet I'm even more of a meme than you are.
I'm almost a quarter German, almost a quarter Austrian, almost a quarter English, almost a quarter Scottish, and about 1/32nd black and 1/32nd Cherokee.
You want a meme? I'm a meme.

>>70065351
>>70065271
>>70065192
I dont believe you desu

>>70065386
Suppose you don't have to but it did happen.

Anyway, whether you want to believe me or not, older women really are the way to go. They appreciate interest from younger men.

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>coasters
Dance, dance!

>>70065329
FAGGY FAG FAG

I'm attracted to tumblr sluts

>>70065424
would hatefuck a lot of them

nothing else for them 2bh

>>70065424
Me too. I followed a qt Brazilian Tumblr slut but she deleted her account

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>>70065410
How do I single out the single ones

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Finally getting serious about my weight. I'm joining Jenny Craig.

I loved Aidsy

>install "carbon" tax to steal more money to misspend
>want to install a netflix tax and digital taxes on foreign vendors to gouge more money from Canadians
why do people keep voting in the Liberals. creating new taxes no one wants is literally all they ever accomplish, and they even advertise it during elections but people act surprised when it happens.

What should I watch tonight: Knife in the Water, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, True Stories, or the Last Temptation of Christ?

>>70065508
more like tranny craig

>>70065424
>unironically attracted to tumblr hipster pseudoemo chicks but they're all insane and have terrible tastes
life is suffering

>>70065508
become depressed and stop eating like I do, it works great.

that'll be 10 toonies in American

>>70065516
>>want to install a netflix tax and digital taxes on foreign vendors to gouge more money from Canadians

Woah what?

>>70065515
Consider suicide if you are serious.

i did it
i added my county and city flags
rip anonymity

>>70065519
all those sound kind of shit.

>>70065541
>He doesn't know about the Netflix tax

laughingwhores.jpg

>>70065550
Blasphemer.

>>70065543
That's pretty fucking rude man. I mean she was super cute cool and sexy. It shouldn't bother you

>>70065501
They single YOU out senpai

They know every technique you could try to make moves with. I used to ask this lady for advice when I was talking to girls my own age. More of like a wing(woman) that I can put my dick in if we've both had a couple. You can't just chat them up at a bar like normal girls, they've seen that a million times before. Unless they've already decided they're about it, then you might be able to. Just don't ignore opportunities that come your way.

>>70065541
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/politics/sales-tax-netflix-bell-rogers-digital-melanie-joly-bill-morneau-internet-1.3937955

they've wanted to do it since the Conservatives were in power, but the Cons weren't interested because everyone would hate it.


so not only is literally everything going to cost more because of the carbon tax, but your digital everything will likely see new taxes while the libs still hold seats. unless there's some serious red tape it's going to happen since they clearly don't care about public opinion.

>>70065516
I can tell you why Maritimers do, because they give out more pogey shekels.
The Maritimes ate socially right leaning but overwhelmingly vote liberal because they need those handouts. Trudeau gives them an HST credit and thet fucking love him for it (while ignoring the tax hikes to pay for it)

Tomoko is actually pretty cute

>>70065611
I support independence from Eastern Canada. Let the welfare cunts burn.

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>>70065611
>while ignoring the tax hikes to pay for it

If you don't pay taxes you don't care about tax hikes.

>>70065658
As a Maritimer I would also unironically support this 100%

>>70065579
they also like the idea of an internet tax so more cable-tv shit that rips off popular American shows can be made
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/business/internet-canadian-content-government-1.3810251

>>70065516
Not my government

>>70065692
do you live out there, or have you flown west for work?

or you just want the homeland to burn along with Quebec and Ontario?

>>70065695
CBC is a lot of rubbish, and so biased that I fall over on my left side everytime it's on, but a lot of American shows are ripped off of us too.

>>70065727

>>70065727

>>70065727

NEW NEW

>>70065720
I would not go out west and have no idea what you mean by "want the homeland to burn."

>>70065733
Sure, but I'm talking about cable tv. There's funding from the government that is used to help create really shitty "safe" shows that no one likes but help a station fill their Canadian content quota.

Their idea is to expand that to the internet (somehow) and tax out internet to allow for such a pipe dream. So your costs for internet would go up just so some faggots can make sitcoms like "Little Mosque on the Prairie".

>>70065801
I really can't take much more from the liberal government

>>70065579
>>70065695
Fuck it's already expensive