why Canada is superior to America?

Canada is part of America actually

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>>70062002
fpbp

Canada is where people go when they want to live in the states but they've spent their whole lives criticising America and Americans.

>>70061916
there's nothing better about it really

>>70062027
>"I don't know about this new Church, Justin. I don't think we fit in"
>"Don't be a bigot Malcolm, give it a chance"

>>70062271
I always thought it's California

Cold weather makes us more sexually viral, and thus less geopolitically insecure, than Americants

>>70061916
Just America is fucking shithole, futuristic dystopia in which the gap between rich and poor is maximized.

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>>70062622
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekke

the canadian "betterness" isn't better per se
they are just want you think america isn't but is

are they more liberal than our liberals, no
are they more conservative than ours, no
are they more friendly than our friendliest, no
badder than our baddest, no

etc and so on

canada is for the weak and spineless

Canada has free healthcare and protection by the US military

>>70062743
Thus is quite true

Canada is like the guy with no ambitions who smokes weed all day, he doesn't really have a personality or anything interesting to him. He just kind of *is*.

>>70061916
It isn't. In fact it's markedly worse and it's markedly worse because it's what you would get if the US only had democrats.

t. Leaf that escaped to freedom

>>70062622

Not really tho

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>>70061916
>Superior = Above
>Canada is literally above the US
>Canada is superior to the US

Check m8, fags.

Because america is full of niggers and spics
Canada is full of high iq gooks and chinks.

>>70062325
No California is where pretentious American citizens call home.

It's a superior place to live but we have no ambitions or real spirit like Americans do.

We used to, but Liberals ruined everything as usual

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>>70061916
imagine if america was run by brits
there you go

>>70062870
We're glad to have you.

>>70062870
>>70064313
Delet

>>70064313
Glad to be here.
>>70064331
Go vote for Trudeau and lecture someone on their assumption of pronouns faggot.

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>>70061916

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fufufucu

Government safety net
Better educated population
Less crime
Smaller wealth disparity
A government that isnt run by corporate interests
Clean drinking water
Literally the only country where multiculturalism works (inb4 asshurt /pol/tards)

Just to name a few

>>70065448
>A government that isnt run by corporate interests

ah yes kek

hydro one isn't privatized at all.... we don't have the most expensive phone plans either...

>>70065471
Hydro one is wynnes fault, not the feds or the rest of canada. Phones and internet is expensive because our country is fucking huge but has 35 million people in it. In fact if it wasnt for the CRTC and competition laws it would cost even more. Bell is forced to sell bandwidth to smaller competitors. Also you're a shitcunt for not using wind mobile

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>>70061916
Because of Her Majesty

>>70065448
-I don't want the government to help
-You have us there
-Only because certain cities are shitholes
-Nobody cares about the super rich because most of us have enough money
-It's run by China's corporate interests (see Trudeau)
-We also have that
-For now

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>>70065621
>Trudeau works for china
Yeah nah give me some proofs cunt.

>>70065542
You have a bad mobile internet? In Russia, where the people are poor as a fuck have mobile internet in most settlements. If in a village a thousand residents there have 3G network. Its enough to shitpost in a social network.

>>70065799
We have good coverage in the majority of areas and decent speeds in any half decent city. The problem is the price, its expensive as fuck

>>70065913
During the month of calls within the network operator and 1 gigabyte of traffic I pay 5$. How much is your rate?

>>70065913
Who's your provider? Maybe don't use bell and Rodgers?

>>70066094
I use wind and have for some time. Its not expensive but it isn't particularly cheap either Home internet is Rogers though and its fucking expensive

>>70066261
I had Rogers, they ate shit, I switched to Xpolrnet but they ate shit too

>>70065448
>A government that isnt run by corporate interests
Your government turns a blind eye to all the fuckery your oil companies do. Get fucked.

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they are taller

>>70061916
The best parts of Canada are amazing, the worst parts are literally 3rd world tier shitholes that make Detroit look civilized
>>70065448
>Better educated population
Clearly not
https://www.hrw.org/news/2016/06/07/canada-water-crisis-puts-first-nations-families-risk