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iggy

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Bold as a bull strong as an ox, everyone knows baldy can fucking box

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karen

>>70061623
ugly horrible little slag!

>>70061523
yeh they're essentially the same but i think gyoza tends to be more garlicky. do love gyoza too.

i fry them for a few minutes then throw in some water and put a lid on for a few more minutes. that way you get an awesome crispy caramelised bottom and nice chewy top. nice contrast of textures

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says here, this is an anime thread

found out the jewish m8 is rich as heck

makes you think

>>70061552
I've seen him no Marys street a few time. Teenage birds pay to get in selfies with him haha

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1980s 2: Breggsit Boogaloo

Just came with two fingers up my arse. Felt amazing.

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hmm, could really go for some tunnocks right now

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30th october 1984 venom snake aerial command centre ... check side ops list ... animal conservation platform selfie ... check development progress that doggey i brought back (huey messing me around ... not a wolfey) we're in international waters seychelles ... animal conservation platform's looking like this today looking like that out there ... new extraction diamond dogs soldiers are watching that looking out that way ... got a new david bowie tape it's quite nice going nuclear well

>>70061663
spotted him in Newry and Dundalk

>>70061668
but Thatcher got you into the EU

>>70061668
Trump is no Reagan.

>>70061690
when it made sense to

>>70061671
battyman

Why couldnt i of been born slavic gangster????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU

WOW HAHA LE KEV LE BIZNESS IDEA WOW SO FUCKING FINNY AND ORIGJNAL xDddd RORKE RASHEED LOL REDDIT LEAF YANK FONT WOW DUDE COOL AF

tried to fuck myself with a dildo and it did nothing for me

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me in the high castle

>>70061641
>>70061660
Because of it, i meant to say

>>70061704
He'll be far more influential

>>70061704
Reagan is overhyped anyway
He left the country with the biggest deficit ever (even though republicans claim to hate debt spending) but who cares because he made da military strong

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>70061718
copied my fucking post and now im coming for your kneecaps our kid

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foxe

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>copied my fucking post and now im coming for your kneecaps our kid

what's tim's twitter again

>>70061791
Stormzy1

>>70061746
The democrat congress was the one doing the most of the big spending at the time and they were only able to because Reagan's economic reforms put the economy on track and gave the US stable interest rates.

>>70061751
WOW DUDE HAHA LE ANGRY IRISHMAN MEME WOW LE IRA SO IRONIC AND FUNNY DUDE LMAO SO ORIGINAL DDDDDDDDDDD

>>70061791
timmyuk

>>70061809
your failing horribly with it too ya fucking eeeejyt, stick to something your good at you fool because derailing the thread isnt it

>>70061736
nice i'll give it a go next time.

i've been getting into my far eastern cooking lately. had a bit of a chinese binge lately but i wana try authentic ramen and nabe. going to make my own proper stock and perhaps dashi.

cena?

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>Your walking down templebar when this gent slaps your womans arse

what do you do?

>>70061807
>reagan cuts taxes and lowers spending
>economy continues to stagflate
>starts spending billions upon billions on military RnD and other military stuff
>spending restarts the economy
YEAHH!!! FREE MARKET MOTHERFUCKER!! GUBMINT CAN'T DO NOTHIN GOOD AM I RIGHT FELLAS??

is this sex?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5866a051cdf45

still banned from /mu/ lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY

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le snek girle

>>70061853
me on the right

>>70061853
ahaha fuck up anime fruit, weeb cunt, abnormie wankstain

hope anime watchers get thrown in a pit of snakes

You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.

just converted to Catholicism lads. life is too short so i opted for eternity.

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did a bit of a silly lads. was having a poo and, as per usual, was shitting into toilet paper cupped into my palm to bring it to my nose for a good whif. as i brought it to my nose i accidentally lost grip of the paper and ended up dropping the mass of sloppy shite onto my lap, coating my inner thighs and ballbag in brown. had to shower to clean up

>>70061885
Threadly reminder that the English are wimps and we're the only true hardmen left in western Europe
man like him should be (rightly) praised, not shamed like he would be in England

>>70061830
>Being this much of a smelly retarded paki

>Timothy Byrne
>@TimmyUk

>English, Actor, Musician, UCSB alum. (go Gauchos)

hmmmmm

>>70061918
I'm not even English tbf, just having a laugh

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>>70061909
>shitting into toilet paper cupped into my palm to bring it to my nose for a good whif
>as per usual

>>70061879
Not a very nuanced or informed view there.

>>70061728
Dont like the leaf in the high castle

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>>70061918

>>70061918
'twas but a humorous video

>>70061949
i KNOW i am not the only person who does this.

>>70061846
Pretty adventurous, most people in japan just buy dashi granules. I've given ramen a go and it's impossible to cut the ramen nooles into equal sized shapes, which messes up the boiling time. So kinda got half raw bits and very well done bits

https://twitter.com/bookrdewit/status/666067875850027008

>>70061909
just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

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>>70061943
ahaha very funny..

*HEEMs you*

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literal paradise ugh

>>70061963
nate diaz could have raped him there and then

how do irish people react

>>70061963
mate please just hang yourself off that bridge you fucking freak, no one cares for your gay wrestling shite

Abbey Road > Sgt Pepper > Rubber Soul > Magical Mystery Tour > Revolver > Let It Be e e e

>>70061980
is tim a sonygger?

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http://thetab.com/uk/2017/01/05/rise-feminist-memes-finally-became-ok-laugh-29182

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>>70062001
>>70061984

Can't sleep

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>smoke

????????????????????????

>>70062015
is this a jojo reference?

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>I like the beatles

>>70061991
wasn't there a big shooting or something there yesterday

>25,400 tweets
>99 followers
>all bots and sockpuppets

JUST

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>>70062030

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/820706203923861508

what did he mean by this?

>>70062045
it is .....

NOT

hehe got u thar ^^ 0_O'

>>70062054
average sized shooting at best

>>70062040
Dude

>>70062063
Ahahahahaha knocks him down and is too scared to grapple with him because he knows he'll get fucked up again, embarrassing

going to florida in february
hope i don't get shot lol

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>>70062074
he's an anti-dentite

>>70062106
FOB

>>70062074
The dentist is in a better place now

>>70062103
why would he go to the ground when mcgregors strength is his stand up you fool?

wish i lived in florida

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>>70062040
fucking freezing over here lad. never felt anything like it

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>>70062040
just clouds here...mostly

>>70062125
powerful stance
would trust this man with my moosey's life

>>70062046
Explain how the Beatles are fedora? They're one of the most normie bands ever.

>>70062139
Aha just movehouse then ya daft twat xx

>>70062106
party state 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGK4hm98jAE

Get drunk with an alligator

>>70062103
Ahahahahaha got knocked down and puts his wee feet up like a poofter looking to get rid, embarrassing

>>70062142
what tae fuck
its been mild all week here
starting to think the UK has no features better than Ireland

>>70062181 -> >>70062143

not so bad up here lad

>>70062181
>be irish
>go outside
>get blown up

how long until tim goes completely off the deep end

his schizophrenia and disorders are getting worse and worse, if you look at his older videos he was better. now he's completely lost touch with reality and its getting worse by the day

>>70061976
heh yeh it is a bit. in the future i'll just buy granules but i saw a documentary on dashi and it piqued my interest. wish i was rich so i could buy some honkarebushi

also made a japanese curry using those roux blocks Japan goes crazy for (also inspired by a documentary). was actually pretty nice.

wouldnt care if Tim died desu

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what is going so badly wrong for him?

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can relate

>The land mass of the United States is so vast, the whole of the UK could fit inside it more than 40 times over

bit mental that

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>being cold
not for me

>>70062226
E
X
POOP FRAUDIOLEL
O
S
E
D

>>70062176
I hope for your sake you never get into a fight on the ground because you will get absolutely fucked up

>>70062261
doubt it

>>70062226
he doesn't have the same kind of quality that he had at barca or bayern. quite simple really. aguero, kevin of brown and silva are the only City players that are any good

>>70062239
I'm an asshole all the time, if that helps

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>>70062195
why don't you check how many Irish people died compared to british you absolute donkey

>>70062260
state of the cunt on the left, dodgiest haircut ive ever seen

>>70062272
i hope for your sake you never get into a fight because youre a depressed little weakling with no experience or training

street fights rarely end in a kimura or an armbar you daft bastard

>>70062280
funny how obsessed with americans brits are.

I know ironic coming from a yank posting in /brit/. But you just wouldn't see an american celebrity do anything like that to the UK

We just dont think of you

>>70062300
RIP rosy such a sweet girl taken from this world too soon :'(

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>>70062226
>tfw my tactics are too smart for english brutes to understand

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>>70062313
easy target

>>70062226
His players are probably too thick to understand the style of football he wants them to play

>>70062300
poor horses. taigs are heartless subhumans 2bh

>>70062313
i'm sorry but what nonsense. one of our royal family gets married or has another kid and you guys go absolutely mental for it. you're obsessed with us to an extreme degree

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>>70062348
maybe they should have left when they were told

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>>70062348
True

>>70062308
Funny you'd never dare say anything like this to my face because I'd kick your fucking teeth in

>>70062308
2bh

much more likely to get stomped out or kicked in the mouth on the ground than have someone put you in an armbar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbHHNhQg8w

>>70062313
Brexit got huge coverage in the US, stop lying

>>70062277
>the UK covers approximately 94, 058 square miles
>the US is approximately 3,794,100 square miles

3794100/94058

=

40.3378766

is snek and birb and spidere a good anime hampsire?

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tick tock, wagies :^)

>>70062376
dont think humans evolved from gorillas 2bh

haven't seen lisicki in a while

>>70062382
ooooh nooo says the boy frightened of the scary chavs at the bridge that you like to cry at when your feeling sad :(((

drop the act u softcunt

>>70062330
his team is full of spics though so that doesn't make sense

>>70062397
yeah but how would you get 40 UKs over there . especially as we just have the 1

>>70062394
yanks dont even have foggiest on what brexit actually is
>BREXIT? OH YA ITS THE BRITISH TAKING THEIR COUNTRY BACK FROM YUROP

>>70062404
all the wagies are already gone

>>70062404
The Tick Tock Man

Great book to read if you're interested

>>70062404
no idea what to do between now and monday desu
finished w/ exams

>>70062441
oh yeah i forgot haha

wahey whats up neetlads

>>70062435
essentially what it is...

>>70062415
alri attenborough

>>70062364
Thats one thing on rare occassion. You guys are fucking delusional if you think anyone from america ever talks about brits

go watch any of your shows, top gear, fucking ricky gervais, they always, ALWAYS, bring up americans.

Go look at any of our top shows and you wont hear one fucking mention of your country.

You guys love bringing up that royal family thing that happens every once in a while hahahahahah

>>70062435
it more like they think we're actually leaving the European continent

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hmmmmmmmmm

>>70062441
not true. alarm is set for 5:00 but i'm still fuckin here

>>70062418
Bizarre how you'll spout off made up shit when you're safe behind your computer, you know for a fact you're a weak little bitch and would swallow your nashers in seconds

>>70062484
how do you function on so little sleep?

>>70062475
too true, plotting to kill the gf as we speak and i have a 4chan

>>70062475
>"reasonswehurt"
Not interested anyway 2bh

>>70062364
only your royalty as to anything no one cares

>>70062394
no it didnt it only got coverage while the vote was going on there was no coverage of the issue before or after
no one here knows who theresa may or jezza corbyn is but literally everyone in britain knows who donald trump and hillary clinton are

>>70062472
Thats literally what some of your voters thought.

Its funny that when you're country actually gets global attention (a rarity), you get to prove how fucking stupid you all are..

Top google searches in UK after brexit
>What is the EU
>What does it mean to leave the EU
>What does brexit mean
>How can I change my vote

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

might have to delete my 4chan lads

>BREAKING NEWS: ireland has sunk into the atlantic ocean, nothing remains

oh no haha what will we do lmao

>/pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEBDaj36pEM

>>70062497
by sleeping again for 3-4 hours when i get home 2bh

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>the Grand Mac
I hope they start selling them here, big mac is too small for my greedy arse

>>70062461
I mean the main reason people voted leave was immigrants.
Nobody likes the Eastern Europeans but lets be honest, the real reason immigrants are so hated in the UK is pakis and blacks

Euro immigrants were just the soft target

>>70062532
probably not the best way to go about things mate

>>70062534
oh, yeah I agree

misguided but probably the best decision in the end

>>70062493
swallow my nashers ahahha what are you like pal fuck me ur ma swallow my bollocks ya wee frooot

>>70062533
>halal

binned
shall not be supporting islam

Wish I had held his hand 7 years ago, instead of dreaming about it now.

>>70062522
best be ready because we're coming to yankeeland en masse if that happens

Máiréad Ní Fhearghail

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>>70062533
>halal

>>70062533
HENCH

>>70062566
bit gay

>>70062543
read stuff that said that's how humans used to sleep in the past, in two smaller blocks rather than 8 hours in one go

don't think it's so bad

>>70062558
Ahahaha you don't even deny you're a weak little bitch, fuck off back to wanking over fat gypo ""boxing"" on youtube

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>>70062533

Seán Sabhaois

>>70062591
post a pic of your body der til i size ya up ya little messer ya

>>70062566
is the gayest sentence ever

>>70062570
hope you have your flippers on

>>70062589
uberman sleep schedule is the way forward

Ranking the people I can get along with from best to not so best:

>The Welsh (countrymen)
>The English
>The Northern Irish
>Australians
>The Irish
>South Africans
>Americans
>The Scottish
>The Dutch
>Canadians
>New Zealanders
>The French
>Israelis
>Austrians
>Italians
>Icelanders
>Poles
>Norwegians
>Germans
>Spaniards
>Finns
>Greeks
>Slavs
>Danes
>Turks
>North Africans
>Japs
>Persians
>South-East Asians
>Caribbeaners
>Subsaharan Africans
>Chinks
>Arabs
>South Americans
>Mexicans
>Belgians
>Swedes
>Indians
>Pacific Islanders
>Pakis
>Argies

>>70062533
>halal

why they have to ruin a good thing like that tho

>>70062599
Shaun Harris

the gf just found my 4chan

>>70062589
well if you dont feel tired during the day then yeh i guess its fine.

>>70062562
>>70062578
>>70062615
Rorke

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there on to me lads...

I remember the megamac existed in the early-mind 90s, I wonder what happened to that

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Post kev

>>70062602
Ahahaha fucking bent cunt trying to get blokes to post pictures of their bodies, mentally ill bum bandit

>>70062627
'd

Domhnall Mac Cana

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>>70062638
because you are a weak bitch and id fucking wreck you lad, im conditioned and ready to fight any time and id gladly take your head off, where you at??

eating what thins with goat cheese lads

>>70062633
>there

>>70062591
*stares at you*
*instead of punching me, you lie flat on your back with your legs spread, so desperate to feel my hard body on top of yours*
Bender

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>>70062637

Should I wank before bed laddos??

>>70062643
'e

>>70062636
existed into the mid 00's anyway here, think it might be more of a promotional thing maybe

>>70062681
why would you do that?

>>70062686
"Irish"

>>70062625
i feel pretty exhausted at work not gonna lie

usually just get home, eat something, take a shower and then crash in bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ELdJIVPXI

fucking HELL i need a gibi gf

>>70062719
do you work in a sweatshop or something?

>>70062533
>halal
gib me de burger now plis

>>70062660
>shaved chest and shoulders

battyman

>>70061668
trump is literally the opposite of raegan you dafty. Also thatcher put us IN the EU

>>70062719
then clearly your sleep pattern isn't working. time for a change mate.

>>70062686
How much Irish blood do you need to be counted in this?

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Regularly scoff down shit like this yet remain a skelly. How is it possible?

>>70062777
about half a pint

never understood the average brits obsession with an american. they hate us an obsess over it

so weird.

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>He doen't/will not have a 20 years old Gf when he is 32
Ah

>>70062719
so do you do anything except for work, sleep and browsing the 'chon?

considering that during the day you're either working or sleeping

>>70062789
your internal fat levels are probs pretty high.

>>70062799
nobody cares old man

>>70062789
simply not eating enough

if you eat enough food (over you calorific maintenance) then you WILL gain weight

>>70062799
my dad is 60 and has a 23 year old gf

>>70062789
High metabolism and you probably don't eat a lot of other calories

halal meat is literally better than regular meat

do some research

>>70062749
i work in a supermarket, it's very fast paced and a lot of lifting heavy crates and boxes/dragging massive pallets about most days for 8-10 hours

it can be tough when you're doing it on like an hour sleep

i wish i was in my early 20s living in miami in the mid 90s

>>70062789
Because it's just empty calories, if you want to build muscle you need actual nutrition, a balance of Carbs, Healthy fats and protein

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>>70062799
She's not a girlfriend if you pay her

>>70062817
À true british hero. I want to be like your dad when I grow up.

>>70062835
Hahahah fuck me did the algerian really, REALLY post this here? christ

what was the last thing you googled

@70062799
how many dinners and gifts did this one need you aspergerunt

>>70062789
see >>70062810 some people store more fat around their organs, you're just as likely to have health problems as a fat cunt later in life.

>>70062801
i travel a lot, taking advantage of consecutive days off or paid holiday and visit my gf a lot in spain

i also go down to london for nights out with m8s sometimes

but mostly on work days yeah i don't do much else

>>70062835
one does wonder how many STDs the algerian is going to get

i'm 6'0" and 10 stone 6 lbs but it's no mystery why i'm skinny since i regularly go 2 or 3 days when i literally eat nothing

>>70062853
worse for you as well.

>>70062866
Hopefully all of them

>>70062835
I don't thus she is
>(also not the same girl in thé pic, Implying I have just one gf, Just)

>>70062866
The STDs will catch something off him.

lads

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>not paying for your transgender ladyboy gf
>not giving her free noodle dinners in return for sex
>not being a 32 year old algerian balding manlet posting on the 'chon

>>70062885
you're a nigger

>>70062894
alri cobba

>>70062853
mmm

maybe i should change my eating habits. been deluding myself into thinking i'll be fine because i still look good and feel healthy

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>>70062899
>not having a fivehead

just ate 76g of goat cheese

>>70062930
that comes with being a balding manlet

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>>70062899
lol look at the pictures he's scarcely bigger than than those tiny girls he must be 5 foot 7 at best. be funny to kick his brown muslamic manlet head in

>>70062948
How many feet is that

>>70062885
IMAGINE willingly kissing a prostitute

You've probably swallowed half a litre of other men's cum through second hand

Grim

>>70062958
wouldnt mind doing the same myself, put the narcissistic little muzzie cunt in his place

>>70062799
well i'm 25 and my gf is 20. i'm happy with this age gap. not too much that she's annoying and massively immature but enough to feel good that i have a young gf

>>70062959
6 18 year old japanese girls

imagine being such a destitute runt that you need to go down the desperado thai gf path in your early 30's lads

that's usually reserved for men in their 40's and 50's who are terrified of dying alone

>Implying hairloss (and a minor one at that) is so uncommon for a man that you can make fun of it.
>then you Remember that you are talking to people born in 1998.
>they are thé future of humanity now
>Ah yes

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>>>>>Implying hairloss (and a minor one at that)

excuse the frog, had to be done

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>1998 was 29 years ago
STOP

what is this new "other thai flag" poster gimmick

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>taking a prostitute out to dinner
>buying her expensive jewellery
>and then not shagging her

>>70063005
algerians aren't really french

oh you mean the pepe

>>70062986
what's the point of even arguing?

nearly everyone here would love to travel abroad and fuck prostitutes, we're making fun of you because we're all jelly 20 year olds with no sex life

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>Implying hairloss (and a minor one at that) is so uncommon for a man that you can make fun of it.

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>>70063032
>kissing her instead

30mg of oxazepam straight down the gullet

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>>70062869
LANKLET
bet you're ginger too

>>70063063
prefer the diazepam

>>70062459
unironically in the process of getting work

>>70062985
> the desperado thai gf path
My Gfs are from several nationalities (including your proto-country, perhaps your Gf on vacation with the girls. What do I know)

>not taking your child prostitute out to dinner after a fuck
>not believing she actually cares about you
>not catching aids
>not posting on /brit/ claiming to be a cahd
step up betas

>>70063051
m8, i can easily and honestly say i am not jealous of a guy in his early 30's who is literally dating and kissing an assortment of thai and russian prostitutes who he has convinced himself love him and don't deal with him for expensive dinners and gifts

>>70063083
diazepam gives me amnesia desu

>>70063118
me not on the chart

>>70063051
Just banter man. It'd part of my ritual after aquiring à New gf to post on /brit

>>70063051
Lol fuck off you stupid cunt. Im not jealous of a balding 32 that is insecure enough to post his exploits on 4chan

I've traveled abroad and hooked up with girls for free in other countries.

I have no jealousy whatsoever for him

>>70063112
helps you forget, thats a good thing

>>70063108
>dating and kissing an assortment of thai and russian prostitutes who he has convinced himself love him and don't deal with him for expensive dinners and gifts
Ah yes more sophistry and straight up lies. Australians are truly the jews of whatever their continent is called.

>>70063108
>>70063137
no need to be angry, /brit/ is full of desperate virgins. it's natural to be jealous

>>70063135
nah you seem to be getting increasingly defensive and upset

ah, i wonder what alan could be up to in thailand, nothing malicious i would assume

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>>70063180
shut the fuck up before i deliver a swift headbutt toward your face leaf gayboy

>>70063180
Just annoyed by stupid people that project their shitty lives on to mine.

I also dont respond to the algerian because he can live his life however he wants

>>70063194
fuck off janny

>>70063198
*pushes your pressure points leaving you paralyzed*

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>>70063194

>tfw scottish law is pretty based in terms of divorce.
I have no kids or financial obligations (i.e property).
All i have to do is be seperated for a year. Dont even have to give her monies for jack shit.

>>70063205
you're the angry yank twat

hard to believe you have a life at all

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Would honestly support the genocide of the Canadian people....can't fucking stand those soft leafy cunts.

>>70063180
i bet you're the runt moving to vietnam, trying to justify that all the rat prostitutes you will fuck is fine and that everyone is super jealous of fucking SEA prostitutes

>>70063265
spot on

>>70063180
Really not my man. I am having an expresso with cigs and genuinely laughing at the sophistry and lies to cope with cognitive dissonance at never having a gf 10+ years your junior (à middle-class student, not everyone in thailand is a prostitute you incultured cunts). Yeah you may be right. I May be a little upset. But it's the pleasant kind of upset.

>>70063265
would never move to any SEA country, they're shitholes

i'm also not hung up on some arab bragging about it

don't know why you faggots are getting so triggered by his egghead

the 16 year old knacker down the road from me got married

imagine getting married at 16, not knowing how to read or write and scraping by

how do they do it?

>>70063281
why do you keep putting accents on your vowels

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>I am having an expresso with cigs and genuinely laughing at the sophistry and lies to cope with cognitive dissonance at never having a gf 10+ years your junior (à middle-class student, not everyone in thailand is a prostitute you incultured cunts). Yeah you may be right. I May be a little upset. But it's the pleasant kind of upset.

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ah yes

yanks

>>70063303
Stealing

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>>I am having an expresso with cigs

do you want a dildo as well

i'm literally the most rational poster ITT and you mentally unstable mongs can't handle it

>>70063305
Sorry random autocorrect from my phone, which is set up to write in french

>>70063327
this man is actually canadian

>70063256
>UR MAD

yeah, not worth bothering with you anymore. It's clear you have a shitty life and tried to project it on to everyone on here.

>>70063327
my genital

>>70063348
you arent that rational

>>70063303
>Irish "people" can't read or write by 16

howling

old new

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>>70063380
def more rational than the yank posters, they're literal tumours on every thread they touch

>>70063343
>Not being from a country where coffee=expresso and having it in thé morning is mandatory
Sometimes I wonder if citizens of such countries are even people.

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>>70063404
Absolute belter.

>>70061552
Why wont Simey Mcginley fight the young hulk Joe Joyce? It seems like the only fight the Joyce lad will have is against Bruce Lee's Martin..which wont last long imo

English but my daughter is best friends with a traveler girl and the men have accepted me into their group. We get pissed on a Friday and sings songs and play pool in the pub, it's great