/brit/

anime is an integral part of /brit/ culture

rented once from a french canadian

terrible

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help me lads

think I just have to make a 50:50 decision

>>70050542
I own a house, and it's not even a new build.

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>>70050604
>watches anime once

>>70050643
did you just not move out until you had enough for a deposit?

>>70050627
Bottom row, second from right

he wrote a history of england ha ha

>>70050643
FOBNT

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breggsit means breggsit

thoughts?

>>70050653
No. he's just roleplaying

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>>70050585

>>70050627
>999
kek I can complete this in >200
>actually marking the flags
noob

Been offered the job in London lads. All my family and friends have been congratulating me, but I just feel sad desu.

>>70050627
4 on the left

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what do we all think of Mummy May's Brexit speech then lads?

for legal reasons I have to say that any dissenting posts WILL be reported to the ministry.

Post your theme tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDNpYW-6Gr0

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>>70050660
how did you know?

>>70050650
>>watches anime once
don't confuse me with the k-on posters mate

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>So apparently killer whales hardly ever kill humans anymore, like none caught on footage I dont think
>Jamie try and find a video of these things
>I mean either way these things are fucking nasty, they'll tear you to shreds
>But yeah, people dont realize that they actually used to kill humans at a high rate before WWII
>Yeah Im not fucking kidding you
>Our fighter pilots would use them as fucking target practice in the water
>We ended up slaughtering tons of these things
>Anyway, im not joking around. I think they came together as a species and realized humans are not to be fucked with after WWII
>They are like, holy fuck these things can kill us pretty easily, lets relax
>Dude im not kidding, everyone talks about how smart they are.
>Is it inconceivable to believe they realized that we are a threat, and not to be fucked with?
>But yeah anyway what were you saying about general relativity Mr Hawking?

>>70050655
What the fuck are you doing lad

Theresa May could catch the pipe

>>70050722
By the way, that 5 in the middle is a 50/50 situation. Better do it now rather than waste your time and get to it later.

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>>70050685

>>70050729
?

>>70050722
I'm psychic

>>70050653
Yeah, I got a job and lived at home instead of going to uni.

I bought before the crash too when the banks were giving mortgages to anyone.

>>70050701
thanks la

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distraught at my lack of a dutch gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GtGfo1TPw

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Who should I play as in EU4?

>>70050766
Post proof real quick. You wont

>>70050788
england

>>70050788
Pomerania

>>70050788
great horde

Why does Northern England get memed on more than Scotland

Places like Glasgow literally have a 3rd world life expectancy

Thesis: Order a pizza

Counter-Thesis: make wings that I have at home

>>70050669
sounds like a plan

Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish?

I have fed my guppies some of my sperm on several occasions, and they go absolutely nuts (no pun intended) over it. It's so funny to watch.

>>70050585

I was at Humes mausoleum last weekend

>>70050788
Caddo, do the migration religion switch trick and go wreck Europe

>>70050822
Middlesbrough has the lowest life expectancy in England lel

>>70050788
Moldova and take over Poland

>>70050809
How can I prove it without posting some photo ID here?

>>70050822
Just jealous southerners.

Remember that if you reply to a Leaf, your mum dies of cancer this year.

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>>70050833
mate...

>May says Britain must take back control of its own laws.
Like being able to spy on people, right Theresa?

Behold
Autism: The website
http://www.1chan.net/rail/

>>70050809
mate I am the same as him, bought my flat just before the crash. Mortgage is now nearly 50% cheaper than renting a similar place every month. Was a shit to get though as its freehold which most dont give mortgages for (freehold flats are not the norm apparently).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38643270

Howling

Wonder why the BBC didn't mention the reason the carnival was set up in the first place

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>>70050788
Grenada
try to survive and eventually take back Iberia
I more or less did it before my save game got fucked by an update

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>>70050933

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>>70050933
I don't open links. I won't say it again (until I next feel like saying it).

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>>70050922
and people will still eat it up

>>70050822
Glasgow's still a lot wealthier than the North of England though

The reason that the Glasgow Effect is famous is because it can't be accounted for through socioeconomic circumstances.

>>70050933
right up trainlad's alley

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what did he mean by this

>>70050956
>Wonder why the BBC didn't mention the reason the carnival was set up in the first place

?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d19t8uFBrVg
me = lioness
you = buffalo

>>70050964
hmm

yes this seems like it might be interested and challenging

I'll do this

>>70050956
why was it

>stratford

ah yes lets build on all the parkland

>>70051023
>black people create carnival as way to showcase the best of black culture and creativity
>it risks getting closed because of violence

>>70051049
>>70051023
it was set up in the 60s because race relations were very poor between the caribbeans and the whites

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gf just sent this

Considering messaging a bird to ask if she'll be at a party tonight but dunno if it'd be creepy

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There are 1168 skyscrapers in the world at a height of 200m+

500 of them are in China. 187 are in North America and 27 are in the EU.

China completed 84 in 2016 alone and has 328 more under construction.

Dubai is the highest rise city with 73 skyscrapers over 200m, ahead of New York (58) and Hong Kong (63)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wORl5r8F9pw

>>70051107
>>70051110
teehee

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>>70050809
Just realised that I can view my mortgage online.

I say this as a potential job creator here, i'd never hire a brown people because if you hire too many they take over the country and behead everybody, ESPECIALLY yourself the nice jewish job creator, they want to behead you for palestine. Hence why you never hire muslim. Common sense.

>>70051125
I can't read cursive mate

>>70051157
>my mortgage
FONT

st pauls carnival in bristol has been cancelled after like 30 years due to a few violent nig gangs. fuck them.

See if you get a mortgage, lose your job and so cannot afford the payments, does the bank seize all your assets before the home? Like can they take everything else you have or do they just kick you out?

Genuinely no nothing about adult responsibilities.

>>70051180
'd in disguise.

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>>70051040
honestly I had to retard a few times because if the political climate of Iberia and North Africa isn't right you'd get fucked and there's nothing you can do.

I basicly just held on and built my defences while Castile battered me at first, but then they got mired in a war with Aragon and eventually Portugal as well so I used that chance to gain a better position and improve relations with Portugal and other Muslims.

I'd basically just keep getting peace treaties and swapping back and forth between fighting the different nations until I was stronk

instead of bunkering down you can also run away, either to North Africa or to the New World if you rush colonies

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>The year of our Lord 2017 anno domini
>getting a mortgage

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>you will never ever be a pilot

>>70051253
>no

MOMMA

>>70051204
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-19047312

wish we had a few footy firms left who would smash these cotton pickers up desu

There is nothing wrong with renting for your entire life

>>70050669
not red white and blue enough, probably going to cause the queen to die and stop digestives being made

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>>70051313
I got you senpai

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dump drumpf

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>>70051340
ebin!

Its wrong to judge fat people.

>>70049897

>>70051253
Its a complicated business mate, you would get bennies to cover most of it for a time. If you needed to sell it (better than waiting for the bank to take it) and you have had it a couple of years or more the profit form the sale is still yours after the mortgage and you could have quite the sum of money. It also takes a very ling time for the bank to take you to court for possession several months after first default minimum.

>>70051281
I got it in 2007 desu.

Everything seemed like it was going to be alright back then.

>>70051367
>donuld dumb

The absolute STATE of Brexit

>>70051408
absolute state of your country mate

scroungers btfo >>>/r9k/34216157

>>70051367
Obaamacare has made insurance more expensive for the majority of Americans so the select few don't have to pay for insurance

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dobin bumph

Going to start biking because I don't want to get a bus and share with a thousand coughing poverty plebs who infect you with every disease known to man

Is it really that fucking hard not to cough all over every single fucking person you share the bus with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

choon

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Just captured this little runt

>>70051451
>scroungers
fuck off tory twat

Dota 2(2.2k hours) and Dead by Daylight(<100 hours)
Hip Hop music (1.Kanye 2.Trav 3.Danny Brown)
Basketball (Dirk Nowitzki is my fav player)
Working out
Game of Thrones (and ASOIAF)

>>70051477
enjoy getting erectile dysfunction lad

>>70051451
wow that's grim desu

>>70051452
so the same as the bennies claimed by many here, stop benefits and tax will go down benefiting the majority?

>>70051495
*sanctions you*
bog off Daniel Blake

I'm ill for most months of the year because of disgusting cunts who feel the need to cough over everyone on the bus

>>70051482
agree, the bootsy bass does the Princey falsetto some good justice.

>>70051129
>27 are in the EU
Soon to be 21.

has tim given out the name of his new address?

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Got a letter from work today saying that they're going to cut my pension by 50%.

But to offset the loss of those tens of thousands of pounds they're going to send me a one off payment of £750.

>>70051523
yes

Haven't had a boner in 2 days

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NEED to go on another cocaine binge this weekend but inbetween in the 500 quid i spent on that shite and 400 quid the weekend before that my funds are somewhat depleted. and i don't get paid until the 27th. thinking my car is going to need some """""urgent repairs"""""" that forces the old 'rents to give me lots of free money

>>70051588
I suspect you of deceit because that sounds illegal

>>70050585
>Hume
Doesn't unironically applying his logic mean people who live in the tropics have no rational reason to believe ice exists?

He's basically the amoral equivalent of Kant, in that following their beliefs sooner or later leads to full retard.

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buswanker loves riding the bus

FUCK JANNYS, 2bh

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ah yes makeup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k

absolute banger

>>70051601
you the runt who shagged a prozzie because his girlfriend was tired?

you've got issues lad

>>70051588
Genuinely illegal

feel like shite, like a pile of dog shite in the middle of the motorway that keeps getting run over by the traffic

wish an armed burglar would break in and shoot me between the eyes

>>70051588
haha easy money lad

>>70051600
>had
as in obtained or experienced?

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car wanker loves driving his slow, ugly, inefficient mode of transport

test

>>70051652
reddit

>>70051672
Shut your stupid mouth

>>70051652
lol do me a favour

test 2

Feel myself catching oneitis again. I've talked to this girl for less than 20 minutes altogether but she wrote me a cute note and now I'm becoming a fruit again.

>>70051618
>>70051660
Obviously this is pending agreement.

But since they literally can't afford the current pension scheme this is what's going to happen.

>etiz that I dropped some time ago is kicking in

*melts into a pile of goo*

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>>70051693
I sure do

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the environmentally friendly deano ...

Main views of the alt right:

Bicycle commuting
Full fat milk is superior
Coffee > tea

>>70051157
>tfw inherited a 5 bedroom house and don't have to become a debt slave for many decades

Thanks nan!

>>70051775
>Coffee > tea
no
coffee makes me poo

Need

>1 futures trade to hedge a commodity
>3 futures trades on commodities
>1 future trade on an index
>1 future trade on a currency
>3 options contracts on stocks or futures

Any ideas lads?

>>70051775
>Main views of the alt right:
>Bicycle commuting
What? Are you retarded

Cycling is literally a leftist marxist concept

as soon as trigger the article, it's Brussel's move and they have all the leverage . you'll see

>>70051779
Want to know how your nan died?

She died from having a orgasm induced heart attack whilst riding my cock lad

>>70051755
where'd you buy them from lad

got some valium of the ol' darknet but didn't want to get the etizolam because it looked like fake shit

>>70051601
you're very tedious lad

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Have we reached peak design?

might cop some cheap flights to sofia 2bh

>>70051750
BHS?

>>70051775
>Coffee > tea

Coffee is LITERALLY Rasheed: The Drink

>>70051779
>mfw got too many relatives to inherit anything of any great value, 13 uncles/aunts and cousins and 4 siblings

Humid 32 degrees at 6am after being the same all night

Wonder how Brits would handle this weather

>>70051871
peak deano more like

She's cute

>>70051881
Royal Mail.

>>70051579
Reported for terrorism

>>70051871
aha won day eh deano my saaaaaan

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>>70051825
Wrong.

>>70051893
>mfw only child

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Polite reminder that Trains is Rorke's choice of train transport

THE QUEEN DEAD

>>70051899
easily really, i;ve been to your gaff and indonesia, sure its hot but not cup of tea hot.

>>70051841
just backlog from before the bill passed last May

DNM etiz is probably legit 2bh. I would imagine all the clearnet vendors just hopped on there after the law change to shift their stuff.

If in doubt, order a small amount then send to WEDINOS for analysis. Free service in Wales that test your shit then put the results online for all to see.

>>70051944
don't think so

>>70051929
wouldnt like to be an only child

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Can't decide if I think smart cars are for absolutely tragic bent twats or they're alright if I'm honest

>>70051962
it has its positives

i don't mind being on my own

Do you get off work when the queen dies?

>>70051869
what's tedious about having some sket suck your dick in a car park at 7 am for 20 quid and a few lines whilst coked out of your mind? i'm hitting levels of degeneracy barely thought possible

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>>70051968
They look a bit different now

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>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend

>>70051950
When I was last in London there were public service health announcements because it was 30 that day

>>70051968
guy on a street near me drives a 52 plate smart car

really hope the brexiters in the BBC HYS articles are right but I have a feeling they are just as delusional as Scotnats

I've been lurking /brit/ for years but have never posted until now.

How does it feel to know that I've been watching and judging your runtiest posts this whole time without you even knowing I was here?

Would the sterling drop further if the Queen died?

>>70051915
top kek, excellent post (for a yank)

Would hate to be an only child. I have two older brothers and they're the only reason im part normie because I learned social cues from them.

>>70051990
Yes, also on the day of the funeral and the coronation
Hopefully it won't be on Saturday or Saturday

>>70052011
>>70051968
>OHPs your car

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>>70051968

>>70051984
Nor do I, but would make the 'rents house feel really empty, important to have family

>>70052019
Did it feel hot

>>70051907
Should have bought shares when you had the chance

ah yes just let me purchase this homemade indian etizolam instead of this branded diazepam

yeeess, very good

excellent

Creasing at the thought of one of the lads pulling up in a smart car, would get ripped to shreds for years

>>70052024
Would be lying if I said I cared even one bit

>>70051836
ty lad, glad she died enjoying herself

>>70051968
>>70052011
how do they perform

>>70052024
*Cums on your face*

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>>70052053
yeah i'd prefer siblings desu

at least i have my dog though r-right

h-haha

>>70052022
>52 plate smart car
the utter and absolute state

doing a wank to the thought of my ex gf being drunk and getting fucked everywhere since she's in cancun this week

>>70052024
don't believe you

>>70052058
Wobbly Stan please sell me a bag of Indian etizolam

>>70051968
nah, they're pretty tragic

>>70051588
royal mail?

>tfw joined a year after the final salary scheme ended

>>70051995
the way you show off about it like it's an achievement. tedious.

>>70052090
love my dogs
You have cousins at least?

>>70052101
why

>>70052011
guy looks photoshopped in

IRELAND HAS LITERALLY NO CULTURE OF IT'S OWN - IT'S PRACTICALLY IDENTICAL TO ENGLAND
EXPORTING GYPSIES, CATHOLIC TERRORISM AND CALLING THE POLICE "GARDA" DOES NOT COUNT AS A CULTURE
YOU WERE SUBJUGATED BY ENGLAND FOR 800 YEARS - OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GOING BE CULTURALLY THE SAME
REMEMBER WHEN 1,000,000 IRISH "PEOPLE" DIED BECAUSE THEY BASED THEIR ENTIRE AGRICULTURE ON POTATOS?
"OH BOO FUCKING HOO THE POTATOS ARE A BIT MOLDY, LOOKS LIKE I BETTER STARVE TO DEATH"
IRISH GENOCIDE WHEN?
OLIVER CROMWELL SHOUL'VE FINISHED THE JOB
IT'S LONDONDERRY NOT DERRY, OKAY?
BLOODY SUNDAY BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>70052068
your nan was a squirter

any couple who only has 1 kid is a failure even if they are normies

Since I have been working I feel like I get a lot more personal stuff done compared to when I was a neet and had all the time in the world to do that stuff

>>70052024
>lurking /brit/
Is there anything sadder than this?

>>70052019
thats the pollution though mate, plus aircon is rare here so the elderly are affected more. It was 52C at Kings Canyon and i literally had a cup of tea there, in indonesia it was 35-40 most of the time with humidity so bad beach towels wouldnt dry left outside. a simple handkerchief sufficed for me though, the odd bead of sweat removed with ease.

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ah yes let me just spend £16,000 on a smart car

keep getting random boners at work
it's like being back at school

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been working on the car a lot recently
finally reached stage 2

>>70051968
>>70052011
I PULLUP
ON YO
BLOCK
4-4
IN THE
TRUNK
SKRTT SKRRTTTTTT

>>70052163
Crikey I thought the point was you bought a tiny bent looking car because it was cheap or something

Temperature means nothing, its all to do with humidity and wind

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>>70052163
if you wanted a compact why not get something actually powerful and sexy like pic related

>>70052135
sick in the head

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>>70052011
Back when I was a teenager in Poland whenever my friends and I saw a fiat 126p (pic related) parked we'd pick it up and rotate it 90 degrees.

>>70052071
just meh
you need to get a Brabus to get one that's nippy, and even then it's slower than my Clio that is only a warm hatch and not a hot hatch

The ForTwo is on the same platform that the new Twingo is on, and apparently Renault are working their nobs off to get more power out of the engine in the Twingo/ForTwo

just ordered some chink headphones lads

honestly better than any expensive ones i've bought

>>70052057
I did. We could only buy a limited amount extra though.

>>70052116
I am in that, for now, at least.

>>70052218
i MUCH prefer them without the curves
>>70052163
looks completely retarded

Surely car design can't improve any more than what it is today

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>he doesn't own a Tesla
LMAOing at your life fucking plebs.

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just chilling

>>70052127
i do but i don't their background so i don't speak to them

haven't seen them in about 10 years

don't even speak to my dad

it's just me and mum desu

>>70052219
i see

sorry

have you thought about getting help?

>>70052274
What happened la?

>>70052222
nice digits piotr

now get out of my country

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*dabs into political obscurity*

>>70052274
*i don't like their

>>70052268
Hõla redittino

>naan bread
>salsa sauce
>please RSVP
>ATM machine
>rice pilaf
>chai tea
>shrimp scampi
>LCD display
>false pretences
>sahara desert
>panini sandwich
>PIN number

Stop doing these

>>70052314
>Amerilets

>>70052218
>why not get something actually powerful
Don't understand this meme of buying a car for its speed unless you have a racing club membership or something in which case FOB

>24 and don't have a driver's licence

shieet

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Reminder

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hmm yes

>>70052344
Stop talking to yourself, 'ddit.

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>>70052261
this
love me some sharp angles
I hate how everything has to be so underpowered and feminine like an appliance.

the Mach super turbo is one of the most powerful production cars ever made and is incredibly fuel efficient as well.

>>70052304
nah not a big enough problem to impact my daily life

>>70052313
in regards to what?

my cousins are just rich arseholes and my dads old and didn't want to have me anyway, no resentment even their desu we get on when we talk once a year on my bday

>>70052236
Which ones lad?

>>70052357
yeh they are brill

>>70052314
Knock yourself up an inch, wont be able to tell. 5''10 sounds better than 5''9

>>70052360
>best areas are all green
whoa

6'3;

can't get a girlfriend,
lonely is me

>>70052360
Me very hard

http://i.imgur.com/ZKSDeC7.gifv

Can't he skip through the queues?
What's the point of having a motorbike then?

leafs OUT

>>70052347
because going fast is fun? and some people enjoy being able to play around with their car and get some more power out of it.

>>70052384
xiaomi piston hybrid pros

had the piston 3s and lost them before but they cost like £15, sound great and lasted ages

wheres that retarded /brit/ that says the average height of white men in the UK is 6'2

>>70052354
Same

>>70052357
Excellent

Amazing how easily I can shape the direction of discussion with just a single post, you really are all puppets

>>70052405
not every state allows you to do that

>>70052422
That's several people, and it's true

>>70052422
pretty sure he said 6'1

toast tosser loves his toast

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https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/5ohsbv/theresa_may_confirms_that_britain_will_go_hard_on/

the butthurt here

oh my days

>>70052254
https://www.ft.com/content/d0e55e68-d35d-11e6-9341-7393bb2e1b51

it's future payments m8, you aren't really losing any money

>>70052405
he could but then car drivers would start crying

>>70052422
>the average height of white men in the UK is 6'2
think it's more like 6'4 desu

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>>70052405
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA#t=64

>>70052422
It's true you mong

Bet you're sweating now, aren't you.

Manlet.

>>70052418
Good lad, have the Piston 3s as well

>>70052418
Just make sure you don't order fakes because there's so many out there lad

>>70052478
>>70052452
>>70052459
proof?

>>70052374
Doesnt sound so bad, dad sounds a bit dickish though

>>70052360
soft water for soft lads

>>70051486
need to know where you got this image mate
google has let me down
(please)

going to pop down to the ATM machine and put in my PIN number to take out some cash to buy some naan bread, salsa sauce, rice pilaf, chai tea, shrimp scampi, a panini sandwich

Last time I went there the LCD screen had broken.

My mate Is going to the Sahara desert but I think it's a false pretence; he's going to shagaluf

>>70052502
got them from a chink site with loads of reviews/feedback pictures

ironically when i first bought piston 2s i bought them from a uk seller on amazon and got fakes, all the one's i buy from china have been legit

>>70052016
Bit gay

>>70052490
I dont really care, I'm 6'3 and its certainly tall where I live, so I'm good with it.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>70052536
yes I had fake Piston 3s for a while and I wanted to kill myself the sound was so irritating

>>70052422
I would 100% bet that for white males aged 18-25 average height is 6'0

big fan of popcorn lads
literally god tier snack

>>70052534
baffling post

>>70052600
pfm

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/anyone%20remember%20the%20cuckio%20meme%23/

Fantastic gimmick

>>70052600
love it but hate that it gets stuck in your teeth so much

>>70052517
he's unironically 74 now

was always weird growing up with an old dad and he just wasn't cut out for him, plus i was an arsehole to him as a child for no reason at all

i don't think he's a dick at all, he's a good man desu

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>>70052510
British doors are all built much larger than American doors to accommodate the taller and more built British stature, for reference the number 10 in the picture is roughly half way up the door

>>70052016
Best song on the album tbqh.

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http://www.talkstreamlive.com/player.htm?as=13425&s=16318&k=0fa71a4f-774d-4245-8d76-4fce8fb6f3f5

/OUR GUY/ is on live right now boyos

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Ah yes this old charmer of a memory

>>70052600
terrible post

>>70052631
Quite a weird relationship tbqh

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Grimsby

>>70052647
is this getting cucked?

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>>70052647

>>70052647
rekt

>>70052647
She seems a bit of a cunt. Love her actually celebrating her last second cancellation right to your (textual) face.

volunteered to run a recruitment for work on saturday but regretting it now as i have to be up early

You can only take what you can take, I don't like big ones I'm also tight and I think I must also have a low cervix so anything too thick or over 7" hurts like hell. Thankfully most of my punters are old and pleased if they can get their 5" up at all..lol

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Thanks Goldwitzberg!

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VERY ᵇᶦᵍ yanks

>>70052686
yeah, it is

remember when I was at uni and this girl I was friends with tried to kill herself by overdosing on her antidepressants, I rode in the ambulance with her and stayed in the hospital with her and held her hand

now she won't even speak to me

>>70052647
Fuck

>>70052468
You taking the piss lad.

does anyone else find that wear all dark clothing makes them look a bit autistic

>>70052739
Women are Evil

>>70052739
screeching

>>70052739
why doesn't she?

Despise politicians and the media, spiteful snivelling conniving snakes and toads the lot of them

>>70052784
>>70052784
>>70052784
>>70052784

Just found the condoms I bought 3 years ago, still sealed haha

>>70052739
Bet you slipped a cock in her when she was on the floor OD'ing

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>>70052739

what a pathetic attention seeker

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>>70052647
>>70052739

>>70052647
would smash her fucking face in with the bottom of my boot

>>70052739
you remind her of her worst, weakest moment. a time when its hard to look someone in the eye again afterwards as they have seen you unfettered by all norms of behaviour and out of logical control. Its also part embarrassment, the thought of having had someone else deal with your worst moment because you weren't capable enough. Move on lad, you did a good thing.

>>70050825
>Order a pizza
I'd go for the traditional thesis if I were you

>>70051125
what's it supposed to mean?
enlighten us anon

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>>70052647
mine

>>70053420
lmaoing at your life
a sad laugh tho