>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car

Is this the 1970s? I haven't seen a station with a guy who fills your tank since Clinton was president.

>>70042341
Clinton still is president. Someone just forgot to tell Obama.

>>70042341
It is illegal to pump your own fuel in Oregon and I think New Jersey.

>>70042171
Yes they are

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>americans keep gasoline in the fridge

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>>70042171
>americans put gas instead of liquid fuel into their cars
>mfw it's probably fart gas

If you live in a place that makes you pay before you pump it's not really first world tbqh

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>>70042341
>mfw americans have to pre-pay before they can refuel their car

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>>70042171
> amerishorts get their car filled then have to TIP

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>>70042171
In New Jersey you aren't allowed to. Here in New York we can.

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>>70042171
>be American
>can't reach pump

>Bruce should we make fun of americans based on one of their many social or political issues?
>naw m8 just make some shit up, the Europeans are so stupid they'll believe us

Australians. Not even once

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>>70042489
Methane burns ok but fast.
Vitun paska juttu mut uskoisin.

>>70042771
>make some shit up

There are almost 13 million Americans living in Oregon and New Jersey for whom this is true

New Jersey represents all of the United States. Seems accurate

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>calls it gas
>is actually liquid

>>70042927
Just like their farts

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>>70042171
>Americans think they can drive
>They can only drive automatics

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>americans have to let off their gas in a shart assisted area i.e. Walmart

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>>70043099
>americans aren't allowed to handle their own stick

>>70042171
Only in New Jersey and Oregon.

>>70042489
>>70042927
Short for "Gasoline" u dip

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>>70043186
Kek

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>Be american
>Cross the street
>Get arrested and or shot because of jaywalking

>be American
>go to fuel car
>forget to tip and applaud car-fueler
>car get shot
>forced to walk 1 km home
>get a heart attack
>can't afford the healthcare
>get shot by doctor

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>>70043475

>Be american
>Collect rainwater because the government puts chemicals like flouride in tapwater
>Get arrested
http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/04/man-gets-prison-sentence-for-collecting-rainwater-on-his-own-property/

>>70042924
Are you new?

>>70043704
>a-at least we call blacks niggers! F-freedom!

>>70042171
it depends on which state

also when I went to Quebec every gas station seemed to be random about it

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>be american't
>own 3425658 weapons
>still get shot

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>>70043186
>be american
>get shot
>have to tip doctor goldstein with my tip

>>70043704
triggered as fuck to be honest

>be American
>need coupons to buy medicine
can't make this shit up

>>70042171
They put gas in their car because they think it will make them fly

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>>70042975

i heard euroKEKs can't even store their "petrols" in their rectum because refugees live there

lmao so do you carry it in your hands or something

Not true in Washington and i think most of the US

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>>70042171
>Americans can't reach the pump and have to get Polish soldiers to do it for them

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>be american
>spend all your savings in weapons
>get shot
>cant pay the hospital bill

thats only true in new jersey

>>70042341
Well Clinton is the president now.

>be american
>try to produce gas from the pipe
>liquid comes out

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>one chance at life
>be born American

>>70042171
>>70042388
>2 irrelevant states
>the entire US
wew lad

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Mfw Americans call Utes "trucks" and trucks "lorrys"

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>>70046923
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>70050862
Just chuck er in the ute mate

>>70043186
Kek noice

>be american
>live in unarguably the greatest country on earth and have it better than any dumb fucking europoor or australian

GET FUCKED

>>70046923
>>70050991
*sharting intesifies*

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>>70050991
>live in unarguably the greatest country on earth
>This is what americans actually believe

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>>70050991
>get shot

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>>70051085
Kek

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>>70043475

Do you have to pay extra for people to pump your gas in Oregon/Jersey, like a flat fee?

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>>70043475
>go to pawn shop to sell kidney
>"best I can do is about tree fiddy"

>>70051350
no but i think you're expected to tip....i drove through NJ once and only got gas once so idk for sure

>be Americans
>most armed country on earth
>literally don't have arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_dgZ4-Ldw

>>70042540

>useless leeches on society kept fueling up and not paying
>cost money and tied up police/courts

Or

>just have people prepay with a card or cash in the store

>>70051837
>having a society based on mistrust

>>70043475

Top kek.

You've really stepped up your bantz Swedastain.

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>American drivers

>>70051940
black punch buggy can't punch back

>>70051920

It's hard to hit the Germans level of trust. You trust those rapeugees an awful lot, but makes sense since they dudndonuffinz.

>>70051940

>doesn't have U.S. plates
>right side steering wheel

Hurrrrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrrr American drivers

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>>70042538
i knew we were first world all along

>>70043704
>>70043916
>>70044701
Remember: if it sounds absurd it probably is

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/rainwater.asp

CLAIM: An Oregon man was jailed for collecting rainwater on his own property.
Status: MOSTLY FALSE


>And that wasn't the only misleading aspect of the claim. A press release (issued on 29 July 2012 by the Oregon Water Resources Department and published by Eugene television station KVAL) was prefaced with the information that it was "legal to collect rainwater off of surfaces like roofs or tarps, (but) property owners need to obtain permits before altering or collecting flowing bodies of water." Harrington's case was described as one that was far in excess of an individual's simple collection of rainwater:

>Harrington stored and used water illegally by placing dams across channels on his property and preventing the flow of water out of these artificial reservoirs without obtaining a water right permit. The height of each dam varies; two dams stand about ten feet tall and the third stands about 20 feet tall. The total amount of water collected behind these dams totals about 40 acre feet; enough to fill almost 20 Olympic-sized swimming pools. These man-made reservoirs feature boat docks, boats, and were stocked by Harrington with trout and Bluegill for recreational fishing.

>The state first identified Harrington's illegal water use more than ten years ago and initiated enforcement action to discontinue his illegal use of water. After numerous attempts by OWRD and the Watermaster to achieve voluntary compliance, the Department enlisted the assistance of the Oregon State Police in 2002.

>>70042171
>australians have to get out of the car to refuel it

>>70051940
Fugg the Brits still control us.

Reminder that as of 2 years ago people in oregon pump their own gas

>>70053138
Not to sound like a bootlicker, but as innocuous as building lakes (or ponds) on your property sounds, it could interfere with the environment and neighboring land very easily. Regulating man-made bodies of water is probably a good idea

Example
>buy house in ararcho-libertarian paradise
>no rules!!!
>property is halfway up a hill
>retard above me builds a bunch of lakes for swimming and fishing
>isn't an engineer
>dams aren't up to scratch
>they break
>wave of water destroys my house
>kills my wife's son

You autists always banter the US when pretty much all the same shit happens here too.

All provinces have self serve but one chain of gas station (co op) has attendants to pump your gas. Almost threw a haymaker at this fucker who grabbed the nozzle out of my hand

Canada = US

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>>70042171
Good but

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns. NZ still allows semi auto centerfires
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

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>>70053700
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

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>>70053138
>>70053426
>>70053700
>>70053748
>make a joke
>American FREAKS outs

truly germanic

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>>70050543
>counyry is committing mass ethnkc and cultural suicide
>FULL BLOWN PANIC MODE when trump suggest pulling out of NATO
>his country will become a battleground between muslims and russian soldiers

>>70053826
>oi bruce let's tell a lie, the yurotards will believe it
>ah dahlin sounds loike a good idea

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>>70053917
>>70053984

I can't tell if you're being ironic or not, but you really do come across as seriously butthurt

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>Amerishort tempers

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>>70043475
>swedenstan
>arrested for making fun of muslims online before you can even go outside
>local antifa throws molotovs at your house afterwards

http://www.thenewamerican.com/world-news/europe/item/18116-new-swedish-law-criminalizes-anti-immigration-internet-speech

americans are tall as fuck you fucking retards

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>>70054047
>needs to lie
>called out on it
>"r-relax bro just banter"

I can spend the next hour shitting on your Orwellian state all with links to legislation and articles from the telegraph, guardian and other non-fake news sites m8

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>>70048119

>>70054047
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuchold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

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>>70054281
>>70054691
>>70054358
>short in the mart

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>work customer service one summer on a camping lot
>this american couple has recently switched over to LPG gas instead of electricity because their main plug is incompatible with the poles
>notice that they have duct taped the ventilation holes in the floor of the trailer (supposed to let any leaking gas just pour out since it is heavier than air) because "they let out heat"
>they are obnoxious so don't tell them about how insanely dangerous this is
>two weeks later read about their deaths

welp

>>70054281
FACT: EUROPEAN'S ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

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>>70055186
>beheaded in and buried in mass graves in a desert

>>70056615
>be american
>be mexican

that's New Jersey nigger

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>>70054281

kek

>>70055682
>things that happened

>>70054358
>>70054691
*cringe*

>>70056728
No on the 20th :^)

Start building Jose

>>70057095
Alright, see ya later Juan.

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>>70056903
like your entire country

Is America the new India? Will they get bullied out of existance like indian posters?

>>70056841
>BMI
wew lad

>>70053138

WTF that's literally communism.

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>>70056841

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>>70058068

>>70053748
>>70053700
Fucking delete this

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>>70058068

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>>70058068
>>70058577
fuck you

>>70042388
I live in PA, but I haven't been to New J00ysey for a while so can't comment.

>>70051940
You're actually retarded if you think that's even in america...

>>70057229
You're aware that your chart proves that the British Pound is superior to the US Dollar, right?

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>be american
>get short'd