/brit/

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r8 my pure aryan gf

>>70041401
nice try rasheed

>>70041412
*goosestep's towards you*

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>>70041412
We Kev posting

Can't wait until I'm old and capable enough to get a puppy

need a bf

>>70041432
Why does this FASy woman have such a knobbly nose?

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*walks into thread*

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>tfw tumbled too far down the neet hole

>>70041270
That's fucking ridiculous. That's like me demanding a female cut her hair short
>>70041179
Tell her your an Irish pagan and the Dagda demands all Irish men be bearded.

Give me one reason we shouldn't have a state mandated program in which single people are matched up with people from other ethnicities?

It would help tackle the struggles of multiculturalism.

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it's this big

>>70041505
because I hate coloureds

>>70041505
Because white people would get the short end of the stick

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>because I hate coloureds

>>70041505
because whites have nothing to gain and everything to lose tbqh

>>70041527
>>70041564
>>70041571
bigots

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>cover letter for a part time retail job
fuck off

>>70041505
>identify as a black man
>immediately pair with a blonde, blue eyed white woman
Heh, nice try though

>>70041505

>state mandated program in which single people are matched up

wouldn't work

but I'd go for tax incentives for interracial couples with children

well hello there /brit/!

>>70041505
Oh yeah, what about the racists who are already in a relationship with someone of the same ethnicity?

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Me seeing Meshuggah live this Friday

>>70041604
FOY!

>No multicult gf

>>70041622
Good point. Might have to break them up. Also schools should be segregated by gender/race.

So all the white girls would go to school with only non-white boys, and all the white boys would go to school with only non-white girls.

anyone remember aniseed balls?

used to love those things. but i can't fucking find them anywhere

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>>70041644
>swiggity swooty comin for that booty

why, yes!

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>>70041582
I did a 50 minute interview for a christmas job as a stockroom worker in harvey normans

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>>70041582
>he doesn't have a premade template for cover letters

>>70041664
Don't you have a newsagents nearby with all the jars of sweets?

>>70041505
>state mandated program in which single people are matched up

ah yes very good sign me up for the National Girlfriend Service, or NGS for short

Business idea: arranged marriages for everyone

helo
from,
/cum/

>>70041715
no the newsagents near me were replaced with a Subway and a Betfred about 5 years ago

>>70041751
only if i get arranged with you :)xxx

>>70041762
fuck
off
from
/brit/

>>70041781
Hmm..

I'm going to become a teacher lads, I got a place at a uni for a PGCE course. I'm so excited.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jyndpUHxM

located a satsuma lads

looks like talks aimed at sending all the yanks back to /cum/ have failed

shame desu

>>70041873
I've already suggested making your own /brit/ specific language

imagine a girl that sincerely liked me haha

>>70041913
We should all learn Welsh.

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hmm

>>70041944
greggs

Apologize now racist fucking Brits.
http://www.thelocal.se/20170117/increased-xenophobia-or-business-as-usual-swedes-on-life-in-brexit-britain
http://www.thelocal.se/20170117/swedish-minister-reveals-stories-of-xenophobia-towards-swedes-in-uk

>>70041850
Hopefully no bratty 15 year olds will cry wolf and accuse you falsely of rape / sexual harassment thus resulting in you losing your job, becoming a social pariah and potentially even being imprisoned.

>2017
>voluntarily going near women and or teenage girls
You reap what you sow.

>>70041924
Would be interesting if there was a small group of people who spoke Welsh solely because of their involvement with 4chan general

>>70041977
It is to become a primary school teacher.

>>70041975
>.se
Not a fucking chance mate

>>70041975
Swedes should be ostracised around the world 2bh

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>a primary school teacher who browses the 'chon

>>70041977
When you're walking along and it's dark out, do women cross the road to avoid you?

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the lunch

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>>70041975

>someone got upset that I hadn't voted yet
>those racist xenophobic bigots

>>70042059
Great guy to leave your kids with.

>Billboard showed two girls wearing hijabs, a head covering worn by some Muslim women, celebrating Australia Day in 2016.
>The electronic billboard at Cranbourne, in Melbourne's south-east, was part of a Victorian Government campaign to promote Australia Day events in the city.
ah yes, melbourne

best endz in london?

>>70041944
just lie mate

>>70042157
Taken down by the advertising company who didn't want to deal with the influx of calls, not by the government la
The entire state is one big embarrassment

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Just finished Crest of the Stars lads, was alright desu.

thinking of spending a tenner on amazon for 24 boxes of sweets lads hmm what do you think

>Trump
>Fu
>Trumpfu

LOL!

>>70042135
makes me sick when governments and stuff do shit like that

>>70042183
Croydon

>>70042221
I literally cannot watch anime
The characters just don't reflect my image of real human behaviour

>tfw to intelligent to realize I'm dumb

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>>70042227
I bought two boxes of this stuff on amazon the other day, it's as good as I remembered.

>>70042275
I'll assume you can't watch anything where animals or inanimate objects can talk then, or c
any sci-fi or anything with magic or the like.

>>70042275
probably because it's not real mate

>>70042183
the end where you leave

Bit tired out

4chan affect

>>70042221
who is your favourite keion

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>>70042325
nice, this is what i want

the best thing to ever come out of america

>>70041432
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT but not real thing

just made all the lads at work laugh by stealing a joke from Bad Neighbours haha

>>70042221
ayy lmao

>>70042390
t. Rasheed
It changes nothing, the point was that the government saw fit to put it up in the first place. The billboard owner saying "fuck it, too many people are calling" doesn't matter. There'll be more no doubt

>>70042135
is melbourne actually bad or are you aussies just being drama queens

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ah yes club photos

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>>70042404
Mio.

>>70042449

me at the back checking out the arse

>>70042413
Never had one desu, do like lemon sweets though.

>>70042449
if you've ever been in a club photo you don't belong on /brit/

>>70042483
very good post

>>70041890
haha this is 100% legit

>>70042363
>>70042373
I figure it's because anime uses eastern display of emotions as opposed to the western which I'm used to

I can watch animals and inanimate objects talking, but anime just feels weird and eerie

>>70042449
me on the left

>>70042495
they're the perfect sweet. a soft outer layer, with a harder but still very easy to crunch and just the perfect amount of sourness

>>70042445
It's London 2.0 in most ways 2bh, the only major difference is that they're still the second city to Sydney as far as most of the world and most of Australia is concerned, pisses them off to no end

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Moot works at google now, what is he doing there?

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>>70042442
it is dire lbh but just be glad it was taken down they wouldn't do that in this pooey country

>>70042501
>club photo
biggest sign of a runt. I actively avoid those mouth breathers walking around with their big cameras in nightclubs

>>70042564
meme database

>>70042564
Explaining memes to Sundar Pichai

>>70039088
GREAT edition, lads

>>70042624
top post

>>70042601
>tfw i can't remember ever seeing one in my life but i'm in a few photos from various clubs facebook albums

>>70042624
I bloody well wouldn't allow my wife to dress like that

>>70042624
More please

>Can't log into my uni moodle
>Coursework needs doing
>IT are being lazy cunts and not responding to me

I swear literally every month the system is fucked, why do I pay for this shit?

>>70042662
rasheed.

>>70042449
my gf has those stockings

>>70042662
'sheed

>>70042662
alri 'sheed how's the wives

>>70042662
sheed

>>70042662
'eed

A girl wrote me a little note today with an apology and a sad face drawn on it. Not even entirely sure why. Cute though.

>>70042718
>>70042730
>>70042733
>this new phenomenon of people posting 'sheed

Might need to add *sheed to my filter list.

>>70042662
'ri 'sheed

>>70042769
'd

>>70042769
seed

>>70042662
Rash'

Greatest living Brit?

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eating a food lads

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>>70042662

>there is a 'd or possibly 'ds in this thread

>>70042786
hurr durr rasheed

>>70042769
'ri 'ed

>>70042802

Connor McGregor

>>70042802
me

>>70042624
ah yes 70s housing

>>70042743
Been to London a couple times la

>>70042769
alri anti bacon rash

>>70042802
Liz

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800 calories in 8 seconds

>>70042814
'ke

>>70042802
me on the right

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>>70042856

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>>70042856
I once drank 3.5 pints of vanilla ice-cream

just realised I'm 5'8 190lbs gahahah

Some absolute MONG of a yank in another thread just said there are no vowels in the word "Girl"

just realized I'm 8'5 and 90lbs hahahaha

I'm going to Seville this weekend lads.

Still haven't made a plan for what I'm going to do there

>>70042856
big fan of this gimmick

there are no vowels in the word "Girl"

>>70042856
sugar was a mistake

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>>70042802
Are Phil

He gets away with saying the funniest things

I made some stew. It isn't much, but it is hot.

>>70042942
more like Jimmy Seville

got called a fatass at Winn-Dixie

what the hell lads
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPAYt7ShlvV/?taken-by=effydarling_

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>>70042942
>Seville
Why can't we have such nice looking places?

going to use my right to work and travel in europe while i still can

got called a wimp in wimpy

>>70042984
I see, another 'sheed is it?
Lad it was the easiest comparison to draw, visit Melbourne some day and you'll agree

got called a spanner in homebase

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>>70042662
>

>>70043019
what's the brit term for this? a bit of a wobblywoobly?

need to piss if were being honest here nah?

just taken the ol' wings out for a spin lads

>>70043008
Hello Ryan.

>>70043011
Because you are on a volcanic island of tundra and mountains in the arctic circle with only 300,000 people

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>>70042822
Dont you dare claim him

who here has the highest concentration of melanin?

I'm probably the whitest individual here

reckon I could convince one of these aussies to have a suck on my willy

>>70043060
wigglywobbly actually

http://www.strawpoll.me/12131123
http://www.strawpoll.me/12131123
http://www.strawpoll.me/12131123
http://www.strawpoll.me/12131123
http://www.strawpoll.me/12131123

>>70043011
that's why i decided to go. wanna see some nice places

but i'm also gonna go to a club saturday night and get pissed and try to chat up some qt spanaird

>>70043090
My skin is pretty much translucent.

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>>70043082
Oh, yeah...

>>70041487
Excuse me but this picture is of my country.

I request that you please return it and delete your post.

Salutations

>>70043104
Rashee'

>The real Irish were black, Ireland is also known as hibernia which means land of the hebrews

really makes you think

>>70043090
i pretty much absorb all light in the room

>>70043104
'heed

>>70043090
I'm pretty brown, but I'm white, I swear

whine pon di cocky

>>70043083
I like his beard, might grow one to look like him. Except without the muscles and stuff haha

>>70043101
Think I'm the only one here and my mouth is reserved for big African cocks only x

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>>70043083

when are you deporting the sandniggers? you know... the main reason a lot of people voted for leave

>>70043116
ah right, i'll get it eventually

is a tv remote a smibblybibbly?

>>70043169
fuck off

>>70043081
hey ;)

>>70043140

Could build some gothic stone buildings though...

>>70043217
as soon as the refugee camps in estonia are set up

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>>70043213
>literally who? news sight

>>70043228
what's your fucking problem?

>>70043229
Ah yes

>>70043229
don't look anything like each other

>>70043229
she's very attractive but I couldn't have her as a gf

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>>70043249

>news sight
>Irish education

>>70043249
>sight
hmm
That famed Irish intellect at work

Bacon Rashers getting blown the fuck out tbqh

>>70043262
poostralians are notoriously rude
exhibit A: /balt/+/ausnz/

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>>70043239
The world is never going to see beautiful housing again

>>70043229
tits are a bit too big

>>70043241
Beat me to it. Nice job Ahmed Popov.

going to wigglywobbly the smibblybibbly lads

>>70043213
Lol remember this

Brits definitely do this on purpose

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Reckon I could heem any of you in this thread

>>70043128

>All this normalscum

If you are in full time employment you need to fuck off back to red dit

>>70043306
/balt/ + /ausnz/ is just a bunch of balts arguing non-stop with a few autistic roleplaying Russians and anime nonces thrown in, there's barely any Australians or kiwis there

>>70043221
No its a remote control
A motor-car is a chitty chitty bang bang

>>70043340
*towers above your puny frame*

what were you saying?

>>70043306
eesti

>>70043312
maybe you should lose some weight then mate

>>70043382
mehmet my son

>>70043310
>ywn build a gothic palace in iceland ovelooking a huge plain and dramatic mountains

>>70043375
all me

>>70043383
don't get this at all

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>>All this normalscum

>If you are in full time employment you need to fuck off back to red dit

>>70043383
think you mixed Australia and Britain around there lad

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>>70043417

>>70043435
>dj drops a belter
>english people in crowd: oi oiiii fuck offfff

>>70043461
OH FUCK

JANNY

/cum/ are a proper bunch of banterless fucks eh

oi that's deadly bruz

>>70043364
I was here first.

Where did you migrate to 4chan from? Maybe you should go back there desu.

isn't all of this illegal in the UK?

>>70043520
no

why do people spam porn anyway
I never really understood it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
a classic

Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

>>70043553
Hello israeli, i see you are in england

good.

Business idea; Attempt to bait Janny with gimickless normie porn

>>70043605
would love to suck a fart out of her arsehole 2bh

>>70043634

>Trump

Who?

>>70043634
Alright. Who is this bloke in the image?

>>70043634
Ah yes, British culture.

find female ejaculation very arousing even if it is just piss

why do they come here to post about yank politics

>>70043732
who?

>>70043683
fart

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Bit early for this

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>>70043732

they

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4125812/Boxer-Khan-left-reeling-cheating-sex-tape-leaked.html

>lad spamming the thread with porn
>nobody cares

>make one post vaguely about trump
>everyone shits themselves

interesting

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Might use this image in the next thread's OP

>>70041721
National Initivate, Girlfriend Request Service

NIGRS

>>70043839
Porn is legal, racism isn't

>>70043839

F O Y
O
Y O F
O
F O Y

>>70043858
Actually if you happen to be brown or arab racism is perfectly legal.

>>70043839
FOY

>>70043839
>post thread about bogdanoffs on pol
>get instant ban

>post clothed female backside on brit
>get 3 days off int

ah yes

>>70043820

what does the quran say about adultery?

CONDUCTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>70043877
'orke

>>70043850
Anglos are the ugliest Europeans.

I feel that on certain boards like /tv/ some anons post the same thing in each thread when topics are repeated, I'll be reading a thread on the meme show of the moment and get deja vu constantly. I don't mean shitposting memes, it's like people have canned responses they post every time, 50% of the thread will be posts I've seen before

or is my 'tism just playing up again?

>>70043900
'eed

watching an anime

can't say which one thought because it has finished airing and I don't want spoiled

>>70043891
Dunno mate I'm not a pakij

>>70043944
'tist

>>70043931
No, that actually happens on every board, including this one.

>>70043944
The main character's love interest dies

>>70043903
Germans are the ugliest non-Europeans

>>70043944
Tell me the name of it lad, might not have seen in anyway.

>>70043931
I'll get back to you mate
*walks away and talks to someone else*

would rather be dead atm haha

>>70043980
>>70043980
They saved Europe

>>70043903
Ah yes. the famed German sense for irony

>>70043980
They made an anonymous phone call that saved Europe

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>>70043903
fuck off """""""""master race"""""""""""""

Sad!

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>>70043980
... the phonecall that saved europe...

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>>70044011

give back the falklands

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>>70043998
no

>>70044023
>spiderman grabs a feminist by the pussy.gif

Can someone explain to me what's the whole deal with the bogdanoffs

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>>70044057
Now I really want to know, tell me what it's about and I'll guess.

>>70044076
you should know

they are a french meme

>>70043820
This reminds me about the time I bummed him:


I first invited Amir Khan round my house just for a few drinks, maybe a light petting session. Certainly nothing below the waist. And yet there was something of an understated dish about the lad. I suspected he wasn't quite as good at bumming as Danny Garcia or Briedis Prescott - even Lamont Peterson could arguably suck better **** when given a medicinal helping hand.

Yet soon Amir's natural, easy and self-congratulatory charm won me over, and I found his tongue in my mouth, though not in a gay way.

"I've always got time fer bumming," Amir boasted, "that's the kind of down t'Earth guy I am... always got time fer people. I wanna build us own gym, just so people can get bummed - ter give summat back to us community, like."

There was something slappable about his mock-humility, but not as slappable as his juicy brown arse - no homo. By this time Amir had placed his hand inside my pants and began to rapidly shake my old fella.

It was a strange sensation. He was wanking me faster than I'd possibly ever been wanked off before, but there was no real strength in it. I could hardly see his hand on my taddywhacker it was so fast, but I felt I could take it for 36 minutes without becoming spent.

As you guys know, I don't like racial humour, never have, so I'll make no reference to the aroma of Amir. But suffice it to say, some birds in the garden thirty feet away were falling out of the trees and had to be given oxygen masks to help them recover.

Eventually, I decided enough was enough, and, quite simply dear reader, I wanted a blowie. I teased young Khan by placing my throbbing bell end upon his lower lip, asking him how much he wanted it.

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>>70044050
Vengeance is in order

>>70043969
I've never really thought about it before, I guess you're right

>>70044004
um who are you mate

>>70044095
"I want it loads," he giggled, "I just love **** and owt."

Suddenly, to my eternal chagrin I let my chopper slip out of my hand and accidentally land flush on Amir's chin.

The next thing that happened was almost indescribable... Amir's legs began to involuntarily do the can can, and he staggered and crashed all over my living room, knocking over my TV, and repeatedly falling over the carpet. The silly cunt fell over the back of my sofa, his arse in the air, and I knew it was time to call it a night.

Amir couldn't apologise enough. "It were dead strange and owt," he eloquently informed me, "us 'ead were dead clear and owt, I knew where I were, but as soon as bell end 'it chin, I just couldn't control us legs or owt."

I shook my head and showed Amir to the door, only to be stunned to find Wazza on the other side. That bastard Amir had two-timed me, hadn't he?

"I had a booty call," explained Wazza, helping Amir get some strength back in his legs by excitingly nuzzling on his bell.

I laughed to myself a little... Wazza was sloppy seconds to me, and that felt good. But as I watched Wazza gulp down every last drop of man syrup and then go round the back to rim young Amir, I felt nauseous as I heard him say "the Danny Garcia bumming was called off too early, Amir... you would have got your head clear and started bumming him again. And you'll bum Floyd."

It was my home, but I left them to it. Inside I felt only darkness.

http://johnpilger.com/articles/this-week-the-issue-is-not-trump-it-is-ourselves-

obummer apologists BTFO

>>70044092
Well i don't so i'm kindly asking for someone to educate me

>>70044154
>>70044154
>>70044154

>>70044050
its all yours my friend

>>70041468
>filename
FUck off m8 I'm still raw about it and I was born after he died.

>>70044176
>Just wasted 15 minutes of my life looking up two quadroon upper class twits who are most famous for buying their PhDs

lads?

>>70047287
will u be my bf?

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>>70047447
>aussie

JAAAAAAAAAAAANNY

>>70048777
desu, we should never have left a thread with only 280ish posts used

Quite fond of the gf, tbqh lads

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janny pulling the strings of /brit/

what's he done now then

>>70048777
To be fair it's because some mong made a thread before bump limit.

I absolutely LOVE it when the previous thread is linked, that's how we weave the tapestry that is /brit/ ngl

>deletes an entire thread that is beyond the bump limit because an old one is under bump limit

this janny is german

Think I fucked it lads, was chatting to a girl for the past couple of months and she's suddenly gone cold on me

Shame I was too much of an autistic cunt to just ask her out

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what on EARTH HAVE WE DONE

>>70048794
>>70048816
Janny sympathisers OUT

Sausage and mash with plenty gravy for dindins

what an arsewipe

Imagine deleting a thread that's already past the bump limit.
El em ay oh

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The /brit/ thread that saved 4chan

Missed my uni application deadline.

How should I off myself?

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>>70048816
All me really.

>>70048856
To be fair I will put you on the floor in under a second.

>>70048871
Nah, just get a job, then in 3 years reject all graduates because they lack life experience and are too arrogant

>>70048824
Did this too once. 7631 messages sent between us. One day she calls me a cunt and stops texting me.

jannys life might the be the only life more pathethic thatn mine lads

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>>70048884
I'm going to uni to simply avoid having to work a shit job anymore.
I'm stuck in a supermarket at 22 and I can't go on like this, but now I've missed my application and arent guaranteed a spot.

Not happy desu

>>70048824
Cheers for copy and pasting my post from the other thread lad

>>70048952
Post a fucking machine to give him something to do

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Taking the RUNT for a walk!!

I made a really good joke in the last thread and it was deleted straight after. Thanks Janny

>>70048880
Lol, wish you'd put me on the floor if you know what I mean.

>>70048824
talking to her for 2 fucking months mate

2 fucking months

the absolute state

>>70048952
can't see any fucking machines

>>70048952
post fucking machines

>>70048986
Who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be me?

excited for the trump inauguration tbqh. Will have to watch it alone, won't be able to hide my smile or my massive erection

>>70048884
thanks fat cam

>>70048991
>>70048973
Wait
Are depressionjew and machinejew the same person?

>>70049024
not pretending to be anyone you deranged mong

I was remarking how pathetic it is that the runt messaged her for 2 months and didn't ask her out

get your head checked you loony

>>70049032
99% of the thread don't know who that is

Amy Garcia on Look North looking yummy lads

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>>70049026

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>>70049085

>>70049111
he's fast
he's the best in the business
that's why they pay him so well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUzkVrEV1o

>>70049111
Janny is on point today

>>70049071
Sorry, apparently I have no reading comprehension.