The Danish-German border should be moved south to follow the

It should go deep so Denmark borders the Netherlands to compensate for all the years of German oppression

>>70036427
I think Denmark should rather just join the German empire instead of pretending it's a real country

>>70036561
I think Norway should be annexed by Denmark.

>>70036609
I agree with this guy.
And Sweden too while we're at it.
Just like the good old days.

>>70036609
Also recover England.

MAKE CNUT PROUD!

>>70036652
>>70036667
Also Estonia and Latvia.

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>>70036427
It should be at dannevike, the wall OUR ANCESTORS buildt to keep ther g*rms and sax*ns at bay.

Also GOAT asthetic since it lines perfectly with Lolland.

Annex Sydslesvig now.

Tfw we got offered the chance to get the lost territories back from Germany after WW2 but blew the opportunity because of cucked politicians.

>>70037325
Kilde?

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>>70036652
>And Sweden too
Still angry we took Skåne from you and never had to give it back or pay reparations?
Yeah it's a shithole today but that's still clay you're never getting back.

denmark is a german county
norway is mountain denmark
sweden is sweden

>>70036609
Nice try there Hans-Christian

Why are Denmark and Germany even different countries? What's the point in having that independent penis-shaped country in the north? Are your cultures even different?

>>70036427
That bit should be given back to the saxon people, currently ruled by her majesty Queen Elizabeth of Saxe-Coburg Gotha and her Husband Phillip of Schlesweig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg

>>70037450
Why are China and Russia even different countries? What's the point in having that independent penis-shaped country in the north? Are your cultures even different?

>>70037409
Hans Island is Danish.

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>>70037386
>Annex 1/3 of Denmark
>Brainwash the kids into beliving that they were never Danish
>Finally completely assimilate Halland and Blekinge, but those pesky Skåneboer still don't feel swedish

>Hmmm, what do do

>Use Skåne as a dumping ground for migrants, so the last native Skåneboer white-fligts to elsewhere

The eternal swede, master strategist.

>>70037386
Nobody wants Somalian clay

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>>70037386
Still angry about Åland? You're never getting it back btw.

>>70037507
lmao Canada's dependance on the US for protecting its sovereignty is bad enough but Denmark is just pathetic

>>70037508
Confirming my suspicions, thanks.
Don't worry, we'll always act as the buffer between you and Norway so you don't need to get angry at each other over border disputes.
>Use Skåne as a dumping ground for migrants, so the last native Skåneboer white-fligts to elsewhere
But isn't that win-win for you? If they feel Swedish they will stay and get MIXED out. If they feel Danish they'll just go right back to where they belong.

>>70037565
>still angry about that island that we conquered that claimed independence from the nation that tried to force it to become Finnish
Nope. I'm glad we have a safe haven Fennoswedes can stay in when they get tired of your barbarian bar fights, drinking, and mongolian throat singing.
(Just kidding Finland, I still love you. Best buds?)

>>70037508
>but those pesky Skåneboer still don't feel swedish
I talked to many Skanians and some of them identify themselves more like Skanians than Swedish but at the same time they don't like Denmark too. They told me that a citizen of Stockholm or Gävle may love Danes more than Scanians because they don't know much about perfidious Danes. There were some Skanians who told me they are Swedes and don't have anything to do with Danes.

t. le dirty immigrant in sweden yes

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>>70037662
>Best buds?

Always.

>>70037750
you're so cute, finlan :3

>>70037687
My family is good friends with a family from Skåne who moved to Denmark because the school system is better (They're moving back when their youngest daughter graduates) and they also said themselves that they feel
-Scanian first (Which they consider a mix between Danish and Swedish)
-Swedish second
-European third

Pretty interesting.

(Autonomus Scanian Oblast when?

Hvorfor har vi så få /danskertråde/?

>>70037877
Exactly as you described.
>Autonomus Scanian Oblast when?
Never. I will join Swedish Army and fight anyone who will try to steal swedish soil even tho I'm not a Swede myself.

>>70037910
Finns inte nog med danskar på kanalen. Vet inte varför men jag ser knappt någonsin några danskar på internet överhuvudtaget.

>>70037910
Det er for nemt at være normie i Danmark. Kræver bare du gider drikke dig stiv en gang ugen.

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I fixed Dania

>>70036690
>the wall OUR ANCESTORS buildt to keep ther g*rms and sax*ns at bay.
clearly it was not enough

>>70037958
Men det gider jeg ikke. Det nok der jeg falder igennem.
Jeg kan bedre lide pot.

>>70037953
>>70037958

I thought Danes weren't understandable for Swedes.

>>70036652
Don't forget England they're your righrful clay

>>70038056
Written it's fine spoken that's where we have a hard time especially for the swedes.

>>70038056
In SPOKEN form, sure, we can't understand anything the other says. Written however is fine.

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>>70037953
Jeg tror det er fordi Danmark op indtil 2012 havde en svag internetkultur. Der var ingen "Danske" online hjemmesider udover Hestenettet dk og spillesider.

Derfor tog danskere til englske hjemmesider.

Sverige og Finland har altid haft en stærk internetkultur fordi der blev investeret meget i internettet tidligt i nullerne.

Kan selv huske at jeg tog sunbussen til Helsingborg for at spille computerspil og laserdome.

Min lillesoster på 12 ser ud til at spille med danskere langt mere end jeg gjorde da jeg var 12. Det ser ud som om dansk internetkultur har endelig taget fod.

>>70037485
>comparing differences between Russia and China and between Germany and Denmark
Now, I'm not exactly knowledgeable on the subject of European history, but aren't Germany and Dermank pretty much the same culture-wise? They were both parts of the HRE, weren't they?

>>70036427
I think Denmark should be annexed by England as revenge

>>70038134

It's like comparing Russia to the Baltics. Pretty similar but different at the same time.

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>>70037964
To be fair it worked for 1000 years, Modern Artillery can melt dirt walls it seem.

Sweden-Norway also promised to help us, but never arrived.

>>70038134
Only part of Denmark.

Holstein/Schleswig-Holstein

>>70038127
Jep jeg har det altid lidt mærkeligt når jeg skriver med danskere i modsætning til at skrive engelsk.

Der har bare ikke været særligt mange danske alternativer.

>>70038190
>Sweden-Norway also promised to help us, but never arrived.
You had lost the war before Swedes and Norwegians gathered an army. It's not their fault you can't into war.

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>>70038190
>>70038325
>implying it would have made a difference

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>>70038482
>>70038325
SLET DETTE

>>70038056
I can understand Danish perfectly fine even when they speak.

I can't fucking understand Skånska.

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>>70038616

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Problem?

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>>70038616
Can you understand Finlandsvensk? I've heard it's very different.

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>>70037355

You're kidding right? The post WW1 plebiscite that was heavily influenced by newly immigrated Germans swaying the vote in a large part of territory. The one that meant Adolf made no claim for lebensraum and only invaded our country because Norway was being obstinate.

>>70038756
I've never heard someone speak finlandssvensk actually so I don't know. Maybe? The point is Skånska is the worst parts of Danish and the worst parts of Swedish so you end up with a rape language.

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>>70038982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHhFkDTHtw

Found something on it.

Are names Sara(h?) and Laura common in denmark?

>>70039084
I understand some words, but I literally can't understand their sentences.

>>70039340
Sara is not very common but I have heard it before.

Laura is very common though, I know two grills, one a rich kid, the other a commie, both named Laura. My cousin is also named Laura.

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>>70039389
Very interesting, Just beware btw. that's the swedish what is taught to us.

>>70038190
>Sweden-Norway also promised to help us, but never arrived.
The king kind of overstepped his bounds on that promise and was overruled by parliament.

>>70039389
Well that explains why swedes who I spoke swedish with in sweden kept changing to english

>>70039389
>>70040471
Fucking this

>>70036561
this

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>>70040471
That's so sad! You deserve to be understood.

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>>70043275
Well i'd say its more of a blessing that you can't understand most of Finlands retarded banter.
Although english exists.

>>70038086
>Surrendering the French claim to England so quickly
You can't just surrender everything, Pierre

you guys managed to be defeated by a rough collection of city states. You are not getting any clay.

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>>70038735
No do you?

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The danish minority in Slesvig is actually growing, as a proportion of the population, because Germans don't have children. This is a continuation of a century long process where the population of Germany went from 25x bigger than our population to just below 15x larger.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=population+of+germany+%2F+population+of+denmark

>>70036524
Antifa detected.

>>70037386
Half the cucks from sweden in these kind of threads always beg us to take it back anyway.

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>>70046742
I'll bet. Some faggots will propose anything to unload as many foreigners as possible. You're not getting it though. If you hear someone say otherwise, just keep walking.

>>70046742
What do Danes think of Norwegians? generally speaking.
curiousdesu

>>70046953
They sound jolly when they speak, and they're well mannered tourists. That's about it.

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Nedermarken when?

We can put a dam between our contries, with a train rail and bicycle lane.

>>70047066
Let's reclaim Doggerland.

>>70047100
This should happen, desu

>>70047100
It's sea, m8

MAKE ENGLAND DANISH AGAIN

>>70047303
Settle down, Cnut... or the Saxons will hear you.

>>70047388
NEVER

NORTH SEA EMPIRE FOREVIGT

>>70046953
Generally speaking they're our brothers from across the sea. But at the same time we like to bully eachother, but not as much as we like to bully swedes.

>>70047274
Heard of tunnels?

>>70047639
>doggerland could be tunnels like the channel tunnel
this is actually genius

>>70036427
So you want something that has close to never been a part of Denmark?

>>70036524
don´t be that jew

>>70036561
They didn't want us.

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Remember that time we attacked Copenhagen in the Napoleonic Wars kinda just because? Good times

>>70038194
>>70038127
>>70037910

Personligt plejer jeg at undgaa danskere paa internettet. De er oftest pisse irriterende. Skal altid snakke om Danmark, fucking altid.

>>70048038
We call it the worlds first terror bombing of civilians here.
Don't know if it was the first, but we danes like to feel special.

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>>70048038
Being proud of a terror attack?

Fucking brits are so out of touch with reality, you probally still think you were giving "Civilization" to India when you caused famines in bengal?

>>70047639
hmmmmm, what you propose is possibly insane and mostly pointless, If we REALLY want doggerland we should build dykes in the higher elevation areas and work from there

>>70048254
We didnt cause famines in Bengal you illiterate fisherman, several bad harvests and natives being dicks to each other caused it

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>>70048145
>>70048254
Danes simply aren't human

>>70048038
>danes invaded danes who settled in england and are then kicked out by a different set of danes who settled in france and now rule the danes of england
>the descendants of the english danes then attack denmark for no real reason

what the fuck is wrong with danes

>>70048326
we're fishermen too m8

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>>70036667
WTF no

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>>70048393
The Jutes, Angels and Saxons all spoke a West Germanic (Like Frisian) while Danes (On the islands to the east) spoke Proto-Old Norse. The Danes then conqured the jutland peninsula and the culture trickled down.

>>70048572
WTF yes

>>70039449
>>70040471
I understand it just fine. Don't know what he's on. However it's pretty slurry when they speak. I'd say I understand like 80-85% atleast

>>70036561
Denmark is the oldest country in Europe mate.

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>>70037508

>>70050610

Ah now I remember ancient classical Denmark and how it shaped European culture

>>70050819
Shaped you pretty good didn't it?

>>70050819
well danes helped make middle english which became modern english so yes they kind of did shape european culture

>>70050819
For some reason I thought it was Denmark, but it's actually Iceland.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation#Europe

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>>70048038

>>70050957
Denmark shaped anglo-saxon culture
Norwegians shaped French culture
Swedes shaped Russian culture

And people say Scandinavians are snowniggers.

Also remember that the goths emigrated from modern day Sweden and the angles and saxons emigrated from modern day Denmark.

>>70050957

Nobody gave a shit about English until American became a superpower though, French was the lingua franca before that

>>70051178
Nobody cared until they cared.

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>>70050908
hue

>>70051056
The Commonwealth of Iceland was shaped in 930.
Norway was united and formed as a nation in 872.
The entire list is a mess and the dates should be taken with a pinch of salt considering how it mentions "old great Bulgaria".

>>70051178
German, Creole Italian, Latin and Greek was lingua franca for far longer.

>>70051133
>goths emigrated from modern day Sweden

The only goth I know is from Texas.Complete beta.

>>70052539
Modern goths are just posers that'll never live up to their ancestors

>>70048575
English has a massive amount of Old Norse influence, however.
''anger awe aloft bag cake cast clip club crawl die egg flat fog slaughter''
all old norse in origin

>>70053065
>american education

>>70036427
No, that would make my drive to get decently priced beer even longer.

>>70054549
this isn't even taking in to account the old norse in regional areas that were (and still are, genetically) dane dominant like yorkshire

with direct old norse still being used like "ey up", "addle", "reckle" etc.

>>70055099
yes. the dialects are very norse like
My maternal side from my grandmother is from Yorkshire originally, surname is Horsman
Does that sound normal there?

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>>70054857

>>70055238
aye horsman sounds about right

>>70048575
>Jutes
no

>be the king of denmark
>get your ass kicked by a bunch of lousy traders who take your crown away

>>70055428
nice
does coxhead ever appear in yorkshire or is it just a east anglian surname?

>>70036609
I think the Faroe Islands should be annexed by the United Kingdom.

>>70055460
>be the ruler of germany
>singlehandedly ruin europe not once but fucking thrice

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>>70036427
Bastard heathen Danes deserve it.

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>>70036427
We should also take back the shit we lost from Sweden. Sweden is not in NATO there is nothing stopping us.

>>70036427
why isn't denmark a province of germany in the first place

>>70056001
Because Europe would have ganged up on us for annexing it.

>>70056001
They were in Sweden's sphere of interest and Germany didn't want to lose the remaining two thirds of their population.

Russia wasn't that smart sadly.

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>>70055885
Didn't help you during the Theater War.

Seriously. There was nothing there. You still fled.

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>>70056586
Almost perfect, but I made some small edits.

>>70057077
Why the fuck do you meddle with the balkans? Are you diaspora or something you fucking fag?

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>>70057147
Sorry I couldn't help my self, it was instinct. And no i'm Norwegian.

>>70036427

Äh please return Alsen and Düppel. Thanks for taking good care of it.

>t. Germany

Just remove Germany already

>>70057371

Maitre, une baguette et une cafe au lait svp. Danke.

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>>70036427
Why dont you guys just leave the dying EU and form a badass hightech trade superpower with the rest of Scandinavia like in my paradox autism games?

I mean how hard could it be?

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>>70036690

>>70061049
iceland has talked about forming a northern triangle between us, them, and norway now we're leaving the eu

sweden then spoke about interest in joining said agreement if they were to leave the eu

if denmark followed suit we could have a pretty decent thing going desu

>>70061049
Don't rush us. When we move, we move together.
>>70056586
Hah! So now you want Norway to have Iceland, huh? Didn't stop you from greedily keeping it to yourself when we purchased Norway.

>>70061295
desu the EU would be fine if it was Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, BeNeLux and Italy.

This new union of European countries could provide support to other countries economies with money, but if they haven't reached targets in a certain space of time, they get no gibmedats for 20 years

>>70057317
this pretty much

>>70036427
Most Germans don't seem to care about Schleswig-Holstein anyway so yeah, why not

>>70061730
After how many good men died to unify Germany, im disgusted by this sentiment