Kiong Hi Kiong Hi
chinks are cute
pertalite
ching! chong! ching! chong! the sound of sword fighting
>>70034673
youre gay
>44
>Chinks confirmed dead this chinese new year
>>70034644
>i know what gong xi fa cai means without Google
Fugg we chink'd so hard.
>>70034729
I thought Vietnam is Chinese
>>70034644
I'm triggered
moods get rid of this
why is this allowed?
>>70034644
Gib angpao pls
>>70034772
Nope we are just chink'd to an unbelievable level.
>>70034729
are you the one posting
SINK
THE
CHINKS
on/pol/
If so Im a fan of your work
>last years chinese new year
>got a box of free 20pcs of cheap tangerine
>few already rotten inside
>sold it to my chink neighbour for RM 888.88
>"you chibai! why so expensive ah? i can smell some orange already rosak!"
>"but its the lucky number 8 counted 5 times bro"
>"ohh.. ok ok i like your business! u knw ower cultur here take money! konghi konghi"
>>70034923
Good banter
>>70034784
Why this guy use "she" for China, is China a hot gril?
>>70034880
Nope but i do see what that guy did.
>>70034772
Don't say that to any Vietnamese you meet IRL
I want to buy new prepaid number. Which telco should I fuck?
>>70034690
t. ah yang
>>70034704
t. ah beng
>>70034729
t. ah seng
>>70034784
t. ah meng
>>70034810
t. ah peng
>>70034923
t. ah nang
>>70035007
So, what kind of relationship does Vietnam has with China?
>>70035042
Incest
>>70035038
I beg to differ mr. Chan.
>>70035014
you can't buy them on the streets?
>>70035042
Respect the culture and history but hate the government.
>>70035081
I'm asking about the brand you retard.
>>70035042
considering it's Vietnam it probably involves lots of blood and guts
>>70035099
Chinese here in Malaysia just plain hate them, but to be honest they hate everyone (Indians, Malays, Singaporeans).
>topkek at Ilocos-fags
>be rapist
>get his dick chopped off
Are dick choping still a thing in our /asean/ region
>>70035153
There's a tribe in Sarawak that can curse you to have your dick appear on your forehead. Maybe that's where the term dickhead comes from.
Saya cina dan sokong najib okay?
>>70035206
Tak okay, nanti Lim Guan Eng marah macam mana?
I havent played Dota for more than 2 years already
Heard from the news we became champs
Can we bully other countries now and always take pudge mid?
>>70035428
>we
>>70035428
Yes
>>70035428
Fucking pignoy go back play league of gay dont ruin our game
>>70035428
>>70035535
>inb4 PEENOY PRIDEEE WOOOOOOO
>>70035428
yes
>>70035541
>xddd
we pro nao, u MUST serb uss
>>70035428
Well what would you expect? Dota is literally a part of the Philippine culture, just like Karaoke, that's why we're also good singers.
>>70034644
fuck off chink
>>70034979
its the "MOTHER-Land"
So Flips actually destroyed great players like ppd, burning, Mushi and EE and was able to win it all.
I dropped out of uni and now only has SPM. Am I fucked or should I just settle for RM2k job for the rest of my life.
>>70035702
>>70035428
>be flip
>le beauty pagents are part of our culture
>get miss universe
>le chess are be a part of our culture
>get grandmaster w/o losses
>le boxing a part of our culture
>get manny pacquiao
>le doto a part of our culture
>win the WESG grand finals
weaow lad
2stronk4me
>le anime become a part of our culture
hmmm i wonder...
>>70035904
dont forget OG got rekted by them in TI6 kek
the reason why they didnt pursue the grandfinal was because they don't want enemies to know their strats lmao, look at how they play it's different
>>70035960
you should touch my benis
>>70036003
>2017
>i STILL cant prove pic-related wrong
>>70036003
>wants communism to work
>actually got the best communist of all time
>>70036003
>>70035702
I see more people playing overwatch these days especially during Christmas
Same company anyway
>>70035960
u knw, property or car agents is looking for people as low as SPM provided u knw how to communicate well and manipulate customers and they also willing to teach you too. basic salary is 2k + Commission provided u can handle the pressure of working and not whining about how miserable your workplace like a faggot
>>70035904
>burning
>mushi
>EE
>ppd
>great
what is this? 2014? ppd might be a one of the best drafters out there but he's quite mediocre when it comes to mechanical skills.
and no, they didn't defeat anyone noteworthy aside from a washed up loda and a fresh danish team led by baby "sc2 total failure" knight.
>>70036144
Thanks gonna look into this
>>70034644
kung hei fat choi!
in 11 days, I will gain 5 pounds easily.
>>70036204
I don't recall burger celebrate Lunar new year unlike Asians. Besides what you guys gonna offer to ancestors, heaven and earth? A bunch of burgers?
>>70036003
Was gonna say that but.. Noice :^)
Gives me more reasons to be proud of the Filipino culture and pursue my dreams >:D
>>70036262
corny asf lmao
>>70036179
Also forgot to mention, if you still cant get a job at any agency its probably expected since our cunt is facing a tough economic time. even if i goreng top quality in my interviews for a part time job i still cant get it because the employers are considering their budget for hiring. factories and shops are shutting down all over places and Petronas has already removed 1000+ of their employees. so i wish u good luck senpai
>>70036257
Shut up no culture pho and stop calling CNY 'Tet'. Admit that your culture is under Chinese.
>>70036257
pls post pure viet qts.
>>70036257
>he doesn't offer his ancestor a bunch of burgers
>>70036380
>Admit that your culture is under Chinese.
We have always admit it. Our native culture is dead.
>>70036003
Wesley So represented 'Murica.
>>70035960
How you drop out of uni
What course did you take
No need pay back PTPTN?
>>70036419
Pure chinese qts coming through
>>70036419
Lads. vietnamese translation on frontpage!
>>70036552
Conquer me
>>70036257
I haven't burn incense to mine since 2006. But it suck my parents will visit me next week.
>>70036144
>tfw performed fairly well in school and college, and have a job now
>tfw still socially retarded half the time and have poor communication skills
My dad scolds me often because of this
http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/250910/in-photos-miss-universe-2016-swimsuit-presentation/
talo ang pambato, sino pinaka maganda?
>>70037236
>tfw performed bad in school and college, and have a job now
>tfw im good at socialising half the time and have good communication skills
>>70034644
Why that OP? It's not Chinese New Year until two weeks from now.
>>70037284
Funny, because whenever my dad scolds me he brings up that he'd rather have a son like that than what I am
>>70037236
>>70037419
if you believe in poor parenting getting frequently scolded is one of the reason why kids cant communicate properly or loss of confidence. as soon as i notice this i learned how to argue with ppl effectively without guilt. dont blame yourselves m8
>tfw I picked up playing the guitar this month
>already kind of good at it
>looks for chords for songs by my favorite singer
>can't find any
Why did she have to be so unpopular?
>>70037455
This. Your parents must be rather conservative since studies have shown that children who are frequently punished lag in productivity compared to those who had lighter upbringings.
I never like uni. I still feel just as dumb as I was before college
>>70037622
You must have taken the wrong degree program then. What did you take anyway?
>>70037649
Business with economics
>>70037455
I'm actually ok at arguing with people for some reason, might even take it a bit too far if it's someone I know personally... I also argue with my mom sometimes, but the moment my dad starts shouting I just totally lose my voice
>>70037665
That doesn't seem that bad of a course. What are your lines of interest?
>>70037807
Philosophy. Not business crap. I dislike the prospect of spending an eternity in a cubicle
>>70037676
thats prolly because they put too much pressure on you. you're prolly one of those kids where parents expect you to grow up as a doctor/engineer nonsense when you are unable to cope they start blaming you and say harsh things like how they want you to behave like other children and compare you with them maybe? but in actual fact you have no one to motivate you or prolly have different expectations in life or so
>>70037236
At least you perform well in educational department, I'm medicore at that
Are arcades with KOF still alive in malaysia
>>70038073
theres nothing wrong being the average student. spending too much time in books makes you a loser. its true, no book in this world ever teach us how to deal our shit irl
Here comes that fucking 'sperging out' episode.
PREPARE FOR INTENSE CHAOS!
pengen ngentot gan
mada mada dane
>>70038235
Based moods kek
Tbf your butthurt bisaya whatever is more toxic tho
Its so comfy here until you arrived
>>70038238
I'm bad at both. And there is something I just learn in college to make friends: I have to be the one who ask about lessons. By asking first, you let others know that you need their help and allows them to sympathy and open their heart.
>70038365
jones
>>70038235
mami kawada is a janny
>>70037504
>https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/search.php?search_type=title&order=&value=mami+kawada
?
also
>playing guitar for 1 month
>already kind of good
ayyy lmaaoooo
>>70038691
Lol I love it when singawhore post gets removed
>>70034729
everyone in SEA can understand that
>>70038691
>fuck tagalogs
o-okay but only after you take me out to dinner
>>70038768
Okay, pretty good is an exaggeration, but I did learn quickly so...
>>70038768
I use that site and most of what are there are tabs. What I need are chords since I can't play solo guitar yet.
Message just arrive in college chat. 4 students in my generation are having dissertation (idk how to write it) within 1 week. While I pray mine will finish before June, but still no job, I want to cry
>>70038235
We are getting banned for weirdest thing. /a/ and /b/ moderation are getting worse
>>70038859
If you spell it like these
Kung Hei Fat Choi
Flips would know
>>70038897
She(male) is probably a std whore
>>70038920
whatever. there are tons of chord sources out in the internet it just depends on how desperate you are in finding them.
>>70039158
my mom and dad have well paying jobs and we have maids of our own
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/01/17/jail-and-fine-for-showing-policeman-the-finger-pixman-imprisoned-five-days-and-fined-rm2500/
lol
>>70039158
That's why its funny when you get deleted
I feel the same way about flip posters too
>>70039236
chink btfo
>>70039236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhvUfwBG5Q
>>70039245
IndonesiANUS
>>70039245
why is it deleted?
>>70040177
CP
This is why we need the blanket porn ban
>>70040177
she will grow up to be a total crazy bitch
>>70040177
nice autotune stupid fat white kid
i hope she eats too much bigmac and have a heart attack
When it's cold I'd like to die
>>70037233
Fankui genocide when? #CHINESEMASTERRACE!
>>70040712
I like the cold. I loathe the heat
>>70040712
i like it cold so that i have an excuse to cuddle my chink gf
>>70041397
anything but duterted get
>>70041397
For motherland get
>>70040908
It stupid in the first palace
In a way it will not accomplish anything since CP has their own niche websites
>>70041397
Best Korea
>>70041397
pls gib mongol qt thx
>>70041397
rolling for rod the viagra poppin' narc slayer
>>70041509
>I actually got it
have anyone here committed suicide b4? does it work?
>>70041397
Ill trust my cock to choose it for me
>>70041397
Roll
>>70041541
FUCK
>>70041397
gib sabina
>>70041397
Ladyboy GET!
>>70041397
I'll take anyone
>>70041758
meh elle tran not bad nice rack tho. did she ever make any nudes?
>>70041620
Just join terrorist group, oh wait you can't do that because our 10/10 police force will catch you before you get to blow yourself up.
Why are we so good at preventing terrorism, bros?
>>70041865
Thx based malon (malay anon)
>>70041878
or maybe there are no terrorist in malaysia and we never contribute one because we are peaceful, all these Derrorism is just a meme done by haters
Yang pake indihome pake dnscrypt buat shitpost di 4chan ;^)
>>70041822
Okay so who's the Nip?
>>70041946
are viets the most acceptable chinks than gommie mainland chinks?
>>70041878
Not really, just our terrorists are retarded. In 2015 I handle a twitter and facebook account that spread IS propaganda and even translated few videos and articles into Malay. There are dumbasses that I know from there that uses WhatsApp and Facebook chat to discuss jihadi stuff. Some even asking me how to go to Syria step by step. I was like, nigga if you can't find the way yourself I'm not gonna spoonfed you retard because you're gonna get caught anyway.
>>70042026
welcome to 2014
>>70042087
You're gonna get nabbed, bukit aman monitor this thread you know.
>>70041397
roll for pure chinese waifu
>>70042132
I'm not, because you know how our police work?
>no report
>no action taken
>have report
>tangkap pun bukan naik gaji, gaji sama je
>>70042026
>>>kaskus
>>>/r/indonesia
>>70042132
this.
>be me /a/fag
>talks about imoutos a purest form of love for a month and spread anime propagandas
>my dorm got barged in by cops and JAIS
>thank god its my friends laptop and i was away at MCD
bandung cold af
>>70042316
I like cold air bandung
philippines you got the kid-o i like this sand i think your snacks are the best in southeast asia
>complaining about 20°C """""cold"""""
Weak.
>>70042350
It's like 20C here
>>70042271
I fucking love jabatan agama raids, especially the tangkap basah ones.
Take that you fucking normies.
>>70042402
>>70042403
wtf, how did flip know?
Help
>>70042427
idk
Anyway I have to sleep. I have class at 630 tmrw
i am hungry but i just had dindin 3 hours ago
>>70042697
eat your sister
>>70042697
go to drivethru
>>70042476
>15°C
>"""""cold"""""
>>70042913
indon cant afford cars
>>70042697
Indomie + Marshmallows is your answer
>>70042913
tak de duit
>>70043031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j1jFYnLj7E
>>70041397
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
>>70043274
>Murtabak
>>70041397
gettings
>>70043490
It is referring to what you know as murtabak mesir
>>70043558
wew holy shit I'm very lucky today
>>70043274
god i fucking love chicken murtabak and i fucking love maggi
this maggi murtabak will make me fucking cum
>>70043420
kek
>>70043680
>murtabak
>>70044102
if u don like why dont you try a proper Malaysian Boleh cuisine?
>>70043965
Just remember to use maggi kari. The seasoning is perfect and it doesn't work with other flavour.
>>70044016
she looks like my little niece so much just fuck my shit up
>>70044184
>the cucumber and onion are not pickled
atleast make it the right way if you want to steal it
>>70044184
>cucumber
>shallot
>not pickled
Wtf mang??
>>70044184
>instead peanut sauce, it's using sambal
>the onion and cucumber is not pickled
DISGUSTING
>>70044452
>>70045095
>pickled cucumber and shallots
what is this meme? we eat them for the crunch
>>70044184
What's up with that dip? We only use chili vinegar
>>70045313
you should try pickled it
the spicy and sour taste makes it much better
>>70045677
peanut sauce
>>70042026
>indihome
Cucked by telkomshit
t. Fm user
ore no imouto ga daisuki!
>>70045677
Fuck
Ment to say we actually commonly use soy sauce+ shallot/garlic + chili dip
When it comes to BBQ
Vinger + calamanis + chili is for fishy bites
>>70042026
>indihome
>telkomshit
how pleb are you?
>>70046439
Why are you attempting to samefag my post? What you posted is false also
>>70046766
Nope
And nope
Malaysia, where's the MH370?
>>70046766
It usually look like this
If they feel fancy they add cucumber and tomatoes if not for soy its fish sauce
This is like kanto food common tier
Pic related.
Eh anjing2 indon, gw mau buat kaos lo olang tertarik beli ngga?
>>70047490
>pepe
no
>>70046987
dumb
>>70047273
ULULULULULULULU
>>70047490
buat joint venture dengan taufik, suruh dia promote dekat page meme dia
>>70047670
Who the hell is taufik??
rooble o rooble. You fucking useless piece of weebshit
>>70047610
Dumbest
>>70047798
>not a regular /asean/ visitor
out pls
>>70047798
Ko la taufik
>>70047798
admin of this page
fb.com/daripada420/
he's on /asean/
>>70047918
Doxx rooble pls. Hate that faggot
>>70047910
>>70047918
WTH ARE YOU DOING GUISE, HE IS NOT AN /ASEAN/ REGULER POSTER, DON'T LEAK IT TO OUTSIDER
>>70047798
some malay cunt who's only 1k mmr in dota
>>70048021
I thought that was rooble the nigger Somalian pirate. The traitor
>>70047982
He is
>>70047918
Wkwkwkwk makasih
Does Taufik roleplay as a chink?
>>70048133
No. But some say he is Rooble
>>70048153
I thought rooble was a somalian pirate, the traitor.
>>70048089
NO I MEANT DON'T LEAK IT TO HIM
>>70047798
>>70047490
>>70048111
HE IS NOT /ASEAN/ REGULER POSTER, HE VEN DON'T KNOW TAUFIK
>>70047982
Yada yada yada yada durka durka ching chang chong chung cheng
>>70048183
Yes. But he is also Taufik
>>70047964
He's on the right (obviously)
When I think about you I touch myself
>>70048295
How?
>>70048305
He looks like a cool guy desu
>>70048305
Damn. He looks kinda retarded
>>70048325
Sometimes a pirate must put on disguises
>>70048305
he looks like a nigger
>>70048405
He's also a fedora tipper, in the closet of course.
>>70048405
Well he's Somalian...
>>70048427
And an unreliable fuck of shit
pengen ngocok gan
>>70048467
lol so hes a fuckin terrorist
>>70048305
Me on the left
>>70049300
Don't trust rooble. He is a traitor. He will betray you
>>70049341
Why? He missed an erp appointment with you?
>>70047798
me
>>70048021
im not malay and im not playing dota lah
>>70049429
No. Worse. He doxxed me in reddit
>>70041397
tfw no mongoria gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ayaAzSajg
Is this really what Filipinos consider a "feast"?
>>70048295
why you hate me?
>>70049918
>>70050010
Show me around Pekanbaru one day ok Taufik?
https://youtu.be/5fvWZD98pn4
>>70041397
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
>>70041865
is that tits real?
>>70050215
YES
E
S
>>70050276
:'(
>>70050152
Oh, Rooble, I hate you. Always
Thai People, who is this guy? Khana Rung Thawi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaXDhd2-mwM
The music is catchy as fuck
why so hard to find good quality chinese porn
I dont want jav
>>70050374
why?
ano?
>>70050642
I think you are retarded. And a silly little moron
me on the middle
>aunt asked what i bought earlier
>tell her 'pang-ahit' (razor)
>play some rr3
>click free gold (plays ad)
>gilette ad
I'm super scared right now.
>>70052614
that means Mr Liao Shecklestein wants you to buy a consumer razor like Gilette to generate positive economic growth
What would you rename Philippines to so it wouldn't be Phillip's penis?
>>70052757
I already use Gilette though.
What's scary is that my phone is listening to things, and it's not even in English.
>>70041397
rolling for 9
>>70052791
Tributary Clique State of Southern Chinese Isles
>>70041397
>no memenose
rolling for this instead
>>70052986
1 6
Konosubafags are cancerous desu.
>>70054600
*poke*
>>70053465
Re:Zerofags are worse
good night /asean/. I hope you don't have a cold, I do and I have to play sports tomorrow and do presentations.
@bubarkanfpi
>>70059479
Fans is the one who wrong
>>70057347
>>70059479
>>70060242
it is dead since 3am let it die you scum
>>70060512
>@bubarkanfpi
you just want to see more terrorist don't you?
grow some fuckin brains, moran
forbid FPI, just make another newborn terrorists
>>70060512
dissolve and forbid FPI will make another new terrorists
this is can be happened because they will feel like betrayed by this nations, and probably will lead into asking ISIS or Al-Qaeda help
learn from how new iraqi government dissolve and forbid saddam baath party and now some of their remnants still making war
>>70052791
Malaysia
How can I stop masturbating? Need help before Dutiti cuts my pron.
>>70063949
You can't
XD just kidding
play more games
>>70063949
get a gf
>>70052791
Maharlika
>>70063949
Don't stop
>>70064280
>Maharlika
that marco's bullshit, bisayans will never agree to have that as well
Ever since I read The Journey to the West, I've wanted to be an immortal god.
>>70065306
why do you want to be immortal?
what if you lose your limbs,eyes,ears and the ability to speak? the senses we use to interact with the outside
you'll forever be trapped in yourself and all alone
>>70065483
Taoist immortals tend to be more or less invulnerable, and can shapeshift and whatnot.
>>70063949
>Philippines government bans Pornhub just weeks after it was revealed that Filipinos spent more time on the site than any other nation
but Dutdut will never touch my 2D goodies
>>70066012
hentai is the no1 search in pornhub
that good feel when I look asean but in fact Im from peru
>>70066012
I think blanket ban might include them
>>70066546
>that good feel when I look asean but in fact Im from peru
more like
that good feel when I look pinoy but in fact Im from peru
>>70067306
>>70066546
This. Unfortunately.
magandang tanghali
>>70066546
Peru has Asian pride though Indon forgets it now
>>70067709
Lesbian all the way
>>70067709
Russia, France, Argentina and Turkmenistan know where the superior cock-sleeve is at.
>>70065306
YES! YES! SWEDEN YES!!
Greetings my friends, thoughts on China?
>>70068344
I'm not your friend, pal.
>>70068417
>>70034644
hockking hokkien scum
>>70068344
slightly better than jew
>>70068344
People dislike China, but our president says otherwise. I on the other hand, think their leader is very effective in subjugating much of the modern world.
http://www.interaksyon.com/article/133423/sws-survey--filipinos-trust-the-us-most-and-china-least
>>70068344
SINK
THE
CHINKS
>you can't just claim every indonesian food and cultures
>>70068815
Can you faggots start something to trigger us? Its been a while since our pro and anti government have common enemies.
>>70068962
Australia failed to do hate job
malaysia looks like is the fit one for this job
Any shia here?
>>70069155
Remove shias
>>70041397
mongol get
>it's "fucking hacks perform the meme EDM shit of last year again" episode
Every time
Night pals~
>>70069170
>being a Muawiyah supporter
why the heck this fuckin old hag can't just fuckin die?
>>70069375
Reported for insulting Mrs. President.
>>70069375
dasar panasbung antek wowo
>>70069375
>Her Royal Highness Princess Puan is next in line
nope.jpg
>>70069819
>2017
>still arguing about election
Leopard cats should be our national animal not eagles,these guys are cuter
>>70070025
You can only find that in negros now and theres also some in palawan
Its close to being extinct
Its also small
The haribon is the better choice
>>70070518
>>70070025
They are being breed in Germany for some reason
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2014/05/leopard-cat-tierpark-berlin.html
Selamat petang. Satania a shit.
guys im poor
>>70070924
post bontot
i might give you 1 rupiah
>>70070924
Then get a job.
>>70070940
im not cute
>>70070941
there is no job
Time for merienda
>>70070970
>>70067931
What's wrong with wanting to be a Taoist immortal?