/brit/

voddy down the hatch, 'cetamol up the shitpipe

>>70031628
/fr/

pound dollar parity today

test

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*blocks your path*

What do you think lads?

Doing a viewing later.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-46078347.html

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>sister's new bf is named Adebayo


Is there any chance he's white?

>flatmate asks me if i'll be in for the tradesman at 9:30 because he has to go to work
>9:30, i let him in
>he needs to work in flatmate's room
>flatmate has locked his room

nice job idiot

Is the risk of lying on your resumé greater than the reward?

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nursing a thought

>>70031659
DYING
soon you will know my pain

>>70031642
To hazard a guess, your ISP has assigned you to an IP pool which is similar enough to an American one according to 4chan.

>>70031671
kick the door down or do what I do and use your pistol to shoot the lock

>>70031664
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh... nothin personell.. kid....

>>70031669
No but Nigerians are alright lad.

t. Nigerian

>>70031671
Do you guys usually lock your room doors when you're not home?

>be me
>adam sandler
>make movies
>jack and jill
>low ratings by my countless sex slaves
>fuckingwhat.gif
>talk to the elder gods of holleywood
>only way to ever be noticed again is to eat foreskins
>fuckit.jpeg
>next movie screening
>be walking in
>ate atleast 94 foreskins
>have frown on face
>Eventually eat foreskins as a pasttime
>to please the eldergods i eat the holy foreskin every second of every day like they are fucking potato chips
>Elder gods get angry with me because i am eating all of their foreskins
>one day eat too many foreskins
>ascend into godly
>i now control all of Hollywood
>all the actors have to please me with their bodies and their foreskins now
>eventually rule earth and all of the world leaders are now foreskin deliverers

>>70031668
loops pretty nice but why 4 bedrooms? do you really need that much space if you're alone?

right now I'm deciding if I should get a studio or a two-room apt

>>70031669
0%, you're going to have to kill him anon

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Woah....

dumb cunt gf is being a dumb cunt gf

>tfw had sliding doors which opened noiselessly and couldn't be locked growing up

It was horrible lads.

My mum NEVER learned to knock.

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might have finger blasted a girl and grabbed her tits and arse and shit. didn't cum and we barely kissed.

does this count as cheating on the gf?

green letters

>>70031692
Sometimes

I'm neurotic enough that I have to do it just for peace of mind

unironically sleep with my pistol under my pillow like im james bond haha

I had sex a few times with a girl who has a boyfriend. Am I in the clear morally?

>>70031700
The wife and sons (one and three years old) plus a guest room.

Hope all you lads have your foreskin

>>70031711
Would you feel it was cheating if she wanked a lad and felt him up and kissed him just a bit?

>>70031711
no because its all role-playing anyway. including the gf part.

>>70031711
i'd say so, although my ex gf considered long conversation cheating

>>70031716
That's really odd

You think your housemates are going to go snooping in your room? You don't trust them?

>>70031730
yeah mate
*whips it out as proof*
*does a few windmills*

>>70031730
...

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>>70031669

>tfw only got 2 (You)s for this bait

On /pol/ last week I got about 15 replies I'm the first minute

>>70031683
Okie. Can I resolve it? Cheeky router refresh maybe?

*posts using 4G*

>>70031747
good post
>>70031749
bad post

>gf tells me she thinks someone broke into her house because she heard the front door open
>nearly 4 in the morning
>texting making sure she's okay, she's responding
>calls me, i don't answer because i'm taking a shit
>come back 3 minutes later and no response
>been 20 minutes and no response
either she's a dumb cunt or she's dead. either way i now have to consider driving to her house while i'm in my cum filled 4chan underpants to check on her. i'm bringing my goddamn mosin m44 with me

>>70031711
You know it is mate. Imagine if she jerked some cunt off and "barely kissed" him.

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Just found out people in Mexico and Europe can buy medical grade testosterone over the counter

What the fuck that's not fair!!!

>>70031717
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/07/man-wakes-to-discovers-he-shot-himself-in-his-sleep/

funny thing is i didn't even know about this before hand. I just figured if I searched "American shoots self in sleep" at least one case would come up.

So how are going to deal with the muslamic infidels lads?

>>70031726
then it sounds like a god buy, I'd take it

nice big yard (bigger than mine) and a lot of space.

>>70031742
Only lived here for about two weeks

I guess it's fine

>>70031751
(You)s from /pol/ don't count

>>70031769
yeah i imagine loadsdo

>>70031765
steroids are legal in the uk

here we are stuck doing things the old fasioned way

better start with the testicle massages and peach baths

>>70031735
>>70031741
>>70031760
fug

not sure what I should do 2bh, don't really feel like I've cheated and don't really fancy telling her.

>>70031765
juicing is never worth it

>>70031765
I did not know this

>>70031776
Very murrican get

>70031751
dumb phoneposter

Watching Transgender Kids: Who Knows Best? on BBC

>>70031751
yeah my bait on /lgbt/ barely gets anything

gotta be more subtle I guess

miss my days of sixth form

>>70031802
was thinking about watching that

>>70031790
do nothing
it doesn't matter what you do
you're your own man and everything you do is for the betterment of your own existence.

guilt is a christian disease

>>70031802
>trusting zucker
That doc is entirely discredited by the entire medical field.

>>70031752
Maybe, if does in fact change your IP there's no way of knowing if it'll be different enough to make a difference.

>>70031794
a low dose of testosterone will literally make you feel significantly better and you'll get great gains too

no need to go full bodybuilder or powerlifter dosage unless you desire to be such

Kept getting the urge to whip mily willy out and start playing what it at work yesterday lads

Currently feeling an urge to smack my front teeth down on some concrete for some reason

Need help

>Mexicans literally sell anabolic steroids over the counter

WHY AREN'T THEY SUPERHUMANS YET

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i want to do my fucking life over

Work in 15 mins. Haven't had breakfast. Fuck sake.

Alri thailad

>>70031851
As long as it doesn't turn me gay I'll enjoy being American for a bit

ty for help =]

anyone else have no degree and working a shitty minimum wage job

>>70031861
think of the ammo0unt of disgu8sting fatty food they eat and their subhuman mongrel genetics

the reason its illegal here is because we would become too powerful

jump fifty Mounties in a single bound

>>70031858
Best way to resist temptation is to succumb to it. Go taste the pavement, anon.

>>70031858
I'll help...

*kmocks your teeth in and then stomps your face into the pavement*

Evens i go back to school for masters

Odds i keep learning coding

>>70031882
nah didn't hang out with the chavs at the back of the class in school so I went to uni and got a good degree.

i literally never eat breakfast

>>70031861
They also sell benzos over the counter

Would seriously consider a move to a border town if there wasn't a risk of being kidnapped and held for ransom

>>70031879
:)

>>70031726
>The wife and sons (one and three years old)
wew

how old are you/how much do you make lad?

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>>70031878

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I talk to myself regularly

to the point where it can become an issue when I start whispering to myself in public and don't realise how loud I am.

>>70031902
I don't either I'm just not hungry at all until a few hours after I've been awake

>>70031833
What's his theory

>>70031922
runt

literally cannot resist the urge to take a swig of the lea and perrin's every time I take it out of the fridge

>>70031833
All the great innovators were rejected by their peers. When Darren Gooligong invented the returning boomerang, his peers laughed at him. Now he's a millionaire. Who's laughing now?

deleted the normiebook app off my mobile

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roughly 6000 messages with some slag

may have made a mistake at some point

at least I got sex out of it

>>70031916
I'll be 31 in June and will be getting £74k pre-tax starting in March. That's why we're moving to London.

Wife is 25 and isn't working at the moment (kids). We're going for a third at some point tbqh, she really wants a daughter.

>>70031935
Its not his theory its his practices. Essentially tried to force kids to act strictly like their birth gender and claiming its all a phase even when the rest of the medical field disagreed. Got discharged from the clinic he worked at because of his practices.

>>70031959
Theres a difference between an innovator and someone who got kicked out of their field.

Lads need a gf to take to hockey games

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>>70031922
>tfw flatmates heard me talking to myself

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Eddie Mabo

>>70031790
Don't tell her. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. You will get over it to

>>70031902
Same

thairad?

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>>70032002

>>70031969
fuck off normalshit

>>70031980
Did you watch Capitals Pens earlier?

One of the most action packed games I've ever watched desu it felt like a Stanley Cup final in terms of not only the gameplay but also the atmosphere in the building the crowd was going absolutely mental the entire time

>>70031984
>>70031922
Freakos.

THAI
LAD

>>70031902
BUT ITS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!

I have eggs now so I'll make a proper breakfast with eggs tomorrow when I for sure wake up before noon

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>>70032012
my computer is making a strange noise

>>70031992
mm...I think I'll do this...

just hope I don't get karma'd and she comes telling me she wanked off and barely snogged some bloke

>>70032019
Germlad?
>>70032021
get an ssd

>>70032021
virus

Lmao

https://youtu.be/Ys5hfL14XXo

>>70031971
>Its not his theory its his practices. Essentially tried to force kids to act strictly like their birth gender and claiming its all a phase even when the rest of the medical field disagreed. Got discharged from the clinic he worked at because of his practices.

Hmm watching this docco and you've twisted it a bit. The trans lobby is very aggresive

>>70032038
I have an SSD and HDD
It's making this like high pitched whirring noise

>>70032020
it's not that important. surely if it was so important my body would make a greater effort to give me an appetite in the morning

/gf2017/ is off to a flying start lads

pulled a lass on tinder with my witty international banter and now i'm going to take her out into the countryside to drink whisky around a campfire

good life

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>i'm going to take her out into the countryside to drink whisky around a campfire

>>70032051
It may well be on the way out, time for a backup.

>>70032044
The documentary is biased desu. It only shows that one doctors opinion on transkids. He's been arguing for ages he's been a victim of politicalisation of transgender issues but it wasnt politics but medical practices that got him removed.

>>70032014

8-7 game?

saw some of it

that winning goal was a bit shit though. just hacking at it

>>70032077
It's not even that old

>>70032060
get your sleep scedule sorted and start eating in the morning then you'll be hungry for it.

sometimes you're hungry without feeling it

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countryside based dates are the patrician's pulling method

she has to snog you because of the implications

>>70032063

lad

what the fuck that's date like 5

take her for tea or wahtever first

>>70032107
Really glad I don't live in Britian lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfHLYIms97A&index=3&list=LLD5Wsn4RKmDg1O3Qg0as2Lw

tunes

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mummy is making me french toast

feel like my hangover/cold has gone down quite a bit

just a little sore in the throat still

>>70032107
just happened la i told her about the new knife i had to argue with finns for

also she has some sort of heart condition which means she dies if she gets cold which might spoil the date a bit

>>70032096
it's just a rule for any highly unusual sounds.

>>70032099
my favorite dates are off to the pub then for a walk through the parkland around town and settling into my car or a bench to kiss or get a bj

>>70032091
Yeah and the caps got fucked in OT when the linesman didn't call a blatant tripping by Crosby which is what led to the Pens gaining the zone and scoring the game winner

>>70032086
hmm are you trans by any chance

Worked started 3 mins ago and here I am, sitting on my bog posting to /brit/

>>70032153
really hope it works out for you mate, you seem so naiive though

Liz has visited Canada 22 times and Australia a mere 15 times

Leaf>Cuckstamp

>>70032182
good lad

>>70032175
No but the topic comes up a lot in my field so i stay up to date

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the gf

>>70032190
because chinks are less dangerous than bushwogs

>>70032203
yeah, a field of fucking dicks and tits

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>i told her about the new knife i had

>>70032219
Nah we're just better in every conceivable way

>>70032186
got a good plan

i'm going to give her a stick and let her play with it whilst i make the fire

should keep her entertained

>>70032203
don't believe you

bin is full of cider cans, voddy bottles, ciggy packs and cum soaked tissue

think I'll empty it into the bins out front rather than in the kitchen so that my flatmates don't see it

>>70032249
sort you self out lad

>>70032244
she can play with my stick (my erect penis) if you know what I mean

>>70032244
I'll bet you will, you dirty bastard

>>70032226
If thats what you want to call research sure.

>>70032245
well theres no way i can convince you. id just suggest reading into several studies and looking at the data yourself then. your smart enough to evaluate everything and figure out how much is being accurately represented in that documentary

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>cider

>>70032139
Stop appropriating our toasts

>>70032273
they had 4 cans of strongbow for £2.28 in tescos mate

not going to turn that down am i

henry westons is a very nice cider and a respectable drink

might bat an eye at some puff drinking summer berries strongbow but someone drinking henry westons or similar high percentage cider gets a nod of the head

https://twitter.com/SocialistVoice

give us a follow on Twitter lads x

How do I gain the respect of my peers?

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>Cider? pfft I'll have your strongest lager my good man

>>70032296
hatbait

>puff

>>70032306
show them your willy lad

Paul Nuttall is

1. An idiot
2. Racist
3. Trump supporter, so a Russian stooge by proxy
4. A disgrace to his country
5. 40 years old. 40!

Some friend of a friend at my pre was drinking cider and 2 girls asked him why he was drinking that in a condescending way, as if his manhood was in question

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Belgian style Tripels are the only beers that are both manly and sophisticated

>>70032331
You thought of almost 5 things there, well done.

ah yes
your "manhood" depends on the variety of alcoholic beverage you consume

Got doxxed by thaibad

>>70032367
>t. limp wristed fruity cocktail drinking pole smoker

>>70032334
its a numale drink, i used to drink litre cider bottles mixed with blackcurrant juice when i was like 13 or so, i cant drink it anymore but any man i see drinking cider i feel like they're just pussies man

>>70032367
t. kvass drinker

>>70031904
they dont, havent tried with testosterone but i seriously doubt it either. This is not some backwards shithole.

>>70032367
Testament to your personality if all you can stomach is sugary alcohol like a child with a juice box

>caring about anything besides the £/abv

I'd drink fruit cocktails all night if they cheap enough 2bh

>>70032394
>>70032389
I'm not an alchoholic

cider is an acceptable beverage if you're just only having one drink with a meal or to relax on a hot day

>>70032401
Just huff paint at that point

>not drinking manhoods

You yanks can all fuck off

in Devon drinking cider is a tradition that goes back ages among the farmers and miners. literally no feminine connotations whatsoever

>£2 for a jaegerbomb
>£2.50 for a shot of jaeger

someone explain this

>>70032401
Povvo

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Yanks see nothing wrong with a fully grown male drinking this

>devon

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The ol' 'dit

>>70032420
don't want brain damage 2bh

already been in hospital for weeks over a bleed a while ago

my willy is

1. big
2. delicious
3. aesthetically pleasing
4. phimosis-free
5. out

>>70032430
tax on the runts who think they're 'ard enough to do pure shots of jaeger

>>70032430
Jaegerbomb contains less Jaeger than Jaeger shot

lmao this person is trying to say the ethiopian eunch in the bible is trans

>>70032415
Absolutely, nothing wrong with enjoying a nice bottle of cider with your life partner after you've both had a long weekend of promiscuous sex (despite being married).

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>>70032451
what's wrong with Devon you thick yank cunt? I'd wager you know NOTHING about it

NOTHING

My name Jeff

the only acceptable way to consume alcohol is a nice beer or wine with a meal and a spot of whisky or cognac as a digestif

like to enjoy a nice glass of sherry with my wife's son

>>70032458
ex always said the old bellend was delicious
but it smells of skips constantly
do willies taste nice gay lads in here?

Im from Wiltenshire AMA

>>70032391
It's not the drink that makes the man, it's the man that makes the drink.

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Thoughts?

>>70032512
Not gay lad but they do taste nice. Well...the penis itself doesnt. It just tastes kinda like any other flesh like your arm. Its the precum thats really sweet and gives it the flavour and its amazing.

my shipment left helsinki at 4am and hasnt been registered in england yet

reckon the plane crashed

>>70032460
Isn't Jaeger a type of bitters? Why are you drinking it like a party drink?

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went to a fox hunt

was quite enjoyable

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>its a numale drink, i used to drink litre cider bottles mixed with blackcurrant juice when i was like 13 or so, i cant drink it anymore but any man i see drinking cider i feel like they're just pussies man

Having a lasagna tonight
A good english meal

>>70032523
>i am entitled to life
*stabs you*

>>70032523
that guy's cap might as well be a camo coloured fedora

Balls are itchy

Knees weak arms are heavy

>>70031668
>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-46078347.html
>to-rent
mate...

>>70032533
>Not gay
>that post

>>70032533
>Not gay lad
doubt
thanks for clarifying though x

>>70032523
>an opera singer by trade turned multimillionaire tv personality espousing the virtues of hard work

absolute bellsniff

If you sought out to watch a video of a 12 year old girl hanging herself, you are a sick fuck

>>70032523
#5 is a good one
#6 agree but should expound that true safety comes from a team effort and everyone looking out for eachother
#7 bit gay

overall a VERY nice list of empty platitudes to hang up on my wall

>>70032540
big fan of it, love the flavour
I can drink bottles of the stuff

also a big fan of sambuca

>>70031971
he sounds like the only sane person in a crowd of politically correct idiots to me

I swear I've only seen precum on my dick a handful of times

>>70032575
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

>>70032594
this.
post the link so we know what to avoid

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/gf2017/ big success

district and met lines used to go all over the shop they did
what a picardu

>>70032633
More like gillfriend

>>70032606
I enjoy bitters too, but for me it's something you have after a nice big lunch to settle the stomach and heat the furnace so to speak.

>>70032633
More like girlfish

>>70032581
>>70032582
Aint gay. It was a girls penis.

Also i swear the hormones she took make it so damn soft and she precummed like crazy. It was so fucking nice to watch the warm precum slowly drip down infront of my eyes. Just sat there not being allowed to taste it yet as you stare up at the thing throbbing in anticipation for you to lick it all off. And when you do you just forget about everything in the world and start sucking and its so warm and juicy in the mouth. Its amazing. Then the cum is warm and slimy and fills up your whole mouth and tastes kinda sweet and you can feel it trying to escape out your lips as you go to swallow it.
Would recommend.

>>70032520
Bet you only drink wine you big French poof

>>70032641
Could you please explain this joke

>>70032649
over here jaeger is the shot people do if they don't like shots desu

>>70032641
>>70032650
I don't get it

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>so to speak

>>70032610
You think the world health organistion, american psychological association, american psychatriric association, british psychological society and numerous other countries who collaborated on the DSM V are being politically correct? Compared to one man?

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spotted this on the bus

alri lads

>>70032671
you misspelt sourz my friend

>>70032713
Alri

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>>70032657
>Aint gay. It was a girls penis.
>the rest

>someone spraypainted 1488 on the local mosque

lol

>>70032684
Psychology is pseudoscience by definition

It lacks falsifiability and reproducibility amongst a litany of other issues
Its sole purpose to attempt to provide guidance in an era where man has turned his back on religion and philosophy

>>70032696
are those bondage flip flops?

>>70032684
yes, all of those groups you mentioned have either been infiltrated by jews or were created by jews

trannies are mentally ill and should not be encouraged

Bit tired

So to speak

>>70032713
fuck off

>>70032742
saw an article the other day about how transgenderism may just be a form of autism

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>>70032657
Why is my dick diamonds right now

>>70032744
explain. more.

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>>70032739
thats what I thought first too

If you fucking yanks came to the Tamar valley and tried to speak against cider you'd get heemed by the local lads

>>70032755
because you're a puff

>>70032761
Might do a sleep, if you catch my drift

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>Psychology? Pfft I think I'll stick with the Qu'ran thank you

>>70032752
uhm nooooo
lol xxx

My sister, who got straight A*s/As at GCSE and is on track to get the same at A-levels, and spends her free time volunteering at a local hospice, has just been rejected by the University of Bradford of all places. The absolute STATE of our education system desu.

>>70031711
did this too m8, didn't fuck her or whip my dick out but kind of ended up finger blasting whilst choking this girl

although we had split up not too long ago, we'd just started seeing each other again so felt pretty shit about it

>>70032790
if you love your sister so much, why don't you marry her? you probably legally can if you live near Bradford

>>70032790
only islamic students at the caliphate's university insh'allah

>>70032790
Ah yes, A* in home economics and hair and beauty

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having sleeping problems lads

>awake for 24hours straight
>go to bed at 7pm
>only sleep for two hours
>wake up
>so tired i feel physically ill
>take a cheeky xanax to try and get some sleep
>don't fall asleep for four hours
>only get two hours of sleep
>wake up
>feel like shit
>do a post

>>70032790

I thought you had to sit entrance exams to get into universities in Britain?

>>70032821
only the decent ones

>>70032811
>do a post
There's your problem

Sometimes I wish the internet had never been invented

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>Why yes, I am Australian (so to speak).

>>70032811
fascinating

*unfollows you*

Sometimes I wish America had never been invented

>>70032840
>only the decent ones
Cambridge and Oxford are just decent?

sometimes i wish gimmicks had never been invented

>>70032849
its ruined everything m8

>>70032785
The Koran alone can provide a man with infinitely more raison d'être than any psychologist could ever hope to

Combine that with the Bible as well as classical and enlightenment and eastern philosophy and you've got a man for whom psychology is nothing more than malignant fiction aimed at keeping people dependent on pharmaceuticals and £200/session visits where a man asks "how does that make you feel?"

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https://youtu.be/pnExjnR0EWw

>>70032876
yeah
everything else is wank
some are turbowank

>>70032876
>Oxford
>Decent

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>Some girls have a penis and some boys have a vagina
>but I need to chop my bits off because boys only have a penis and girls only have a vagina

Hmm...

>>70032810
Biology, Psychology, PE and Music actually.

>>70032801
>>70032806
We're not rasheeds so I was trying to discourage her from Bradford anyway. But to get rejected from a university like that is an insult to the family.

>>70032891
good honourable death before his life had a chance to be awful

not a bad run

>>70032901
Fair few trans people dont want to have the bottom surgery. They just hate the rest of the body.

spied a sheed >>70032889

>jaegerbombs

How to spot a teenage, student runt.

This is a very common kind of runt which inhabits universities across the UK, who believe their £30,000 piece of paper will allow them to walk in to a 6 figure job

>>70032910
>PE
>psychology
>music
That explains it, a 5 year old could bang a drum set and get an A in music

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>>70032910
>Psychology, PE and Music actually.

>>70032926
Terrible post so to speak

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>PE and Music

>>70032821
Only for certain courses like law and medicine. For most courses, the standard qualification for 16-18 year olds will be enough (A-levels) and some universities even accept meme vocational qualifications (NVQs/BTECs)

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>>70032889

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>Psychology, PE and Music actually.

>>70032901
shut the fuck up

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oh my god lads

some bacon, a salad and a bowl of frosted flakes for midnight snackies

@70032943
>leaf

ah yes, the ol' "Leaf runt"

A classic variation of runt, evolved from the so-called "yank runt", suffers from delusions of being relevant, appealing desperately to their former rulers to try and make us believe that they are still like us.

Can often be seen in the /brit/ thread on 4chan, telling foreigners to leave, oh the irony.

>>70032965
>>70032949
>>70032937
>>70032935
in which /brit/ accurately recreates the admission board when they saw anon's sister's application

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Why have beards become so popular among white men?

Not even talking about hipsters, just regular people like pic related

quite enjoy canadian posts

>>70032935
>>70032937
>>70032949
Actually music at A-level is fairly difficult, she's grade 8 on two different instruments (piano and flute), and she's only just scraping an A at the moment. But that's besides the point, I'm not saying she deserves to get into Oxbridge or somewhere like that, I just think that she deserves an offer from bloody Bradford, which is a literal joke of a university.

>>70032978
post arsehole

why did they give emojis skin tones rather than just leave them simpsons yellow?

Don't fucking test me

>>70032988
Mmm sucky for 5 dorra

>>70033007
in the shower right now so it would be easy haha

>>70032998
They're popular amongst all races except for those that can't grow facial hair

>>70033010
*tests your for hiv*
Yep, it's the hiv

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>>70033006
it's quite difficult to suck your own dick but it doesnt mean any uni should let me in because i can do it

>>70033006
She's only good at flute because she has practice blowing all the pakis in bradford
Anyone can poke a few keys on the keyboard

She got what was coming, picking subjects like those

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>So why do you think University of Bradford should accept you?
>I can play the flute

>>70033029
can you actually suck your own dick?

>>70033027
*cuts my arsehole and presents it to you*

FUCK ME IN THE ARSE, I DARE YOU.

riddle me this lads
if the only thing that defines a female is that one identifies as a female, how can the category of 'female' even exist?

bet he actually thought that was clever

You can't identify as somethingthat doesn'r exist

>>70033103
exactly

*identifies as the female wage gap*

do not talk to me until i've had my coffee
*laugh track*

>>70033041
I picked a meme subject at A-level too (film studies), and still got offers from Bath, Nottingham, Exeter and York. Only place that rejected me was St Andrews. Went on to get a first-class BSc and then distinction at MSc. Meme subjects are the way forward desu, and it's about time admissions boards recognised this.

>>70033076
Same as marriage, laws, lots of things rly

had a dream that i was really short, in reality im pretty tall. strange dream

>>70033131
how is that the same at all

>>70033121
*follows you around shouting "mind the gap"*

>>70033136
Dreamlet

alri thailad

>>70033164
g'day

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Phimosislad?

that wasnt coke that i gave ye in mayo it were rat poison

got a dirty floor but some broad wants to come over lads

if magic were real in our world, would it be legal to practice?

new thread lads

>>70033226
>>70033226
>>70033226

started writing a semi autobiographical novel about falling in love with the internet gf (male)

>>70033207
Harry Potter is fucking pure shit. Anyone who actually enjoys the books or movies should kill themselves right now. Waving poofta sticks around enchanting each other, just fuck off nerds.