notch house what you think

>>70022511
I like the pool and patio areas.

>>70022511
He still can't get laid because he wears fedoras, is fat, is bald fuck him.

>>70022564
>He still can't get laid
he can just hire top class hookers for life

>>70022511
I think he should kick me 5,000 dollars.

Hey notch if you are reading this-- you have billions what's the harm in letting a poor sap like me have 5 grand?

>>70022511
dude deserves it

>>70022644
I know you're thinking: everyone will hound me for 5,000 dollars if I give you some. Well here's my promise, I won't tell anyone until AFTER you die, and if I accomplish anything with my life, I'll give you the credit.
>"I was on the verge of giving up and becoming a car wash attendant until the day Notch charitably gave me 5,000 dollars"

>>70022645
All he did was make minecraft and sell it, after inheritance, that's probably the most useless way to become a billionaire.

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I wish I was rich

>>70022761
yeah making minecraft was so easy lol literally anyone can do it!!!!!

get fucked dumb dane

>>70022761
>All he did was make minecraft and sell it

Easier said than done, what have you done with your life?

>you'll never be a multimillionaire

bad feel

Notch.... Markus.... please... give me... five thousand dollars

>>70022511
you mean minecraft notch's?

>>70022761
People like you are why denmark does not matter

>>70022846
>to become a billionaire
>anyone can do it
dumb fucking leaf

>>70022959
nothing, but that is irrelevant since i didn't make a billion

>>70022564
You think that matters when you're wealthy?

>>70023079
dude, the sweden envy hits you guys hard, huh? Most mocked people on the site, and you still wish you were them...

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>>70023048
>that post
>guatamala

>>70023115
and proud of it! We are to Mexico what you are to Sweden

>>70023110
Can you even read? Ofcourse i don't want to be swedish.

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pls

>>70022761
He was already a multimillionaire before he sold minecraft. Comes with founding your own company and deigning one of the most profitable products ever.

>>70023110
>Guacamole

>>70022511
No it's not he lives in a giant cube

>>70023159
Meh, still think it's absurd to make THAT much for a thing that doesn't contribute anything to society or even humanity. But congrats to him.

>>70022511
what a shit garden m8
> a fucking cliff

>>70022511

Notch is a rich billionaire comaplining about how his life sucks

Also didn't Microsoft only had him two billion dollars for some tax evasion shit?

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>>70023209

i'm catching up to notch personally. only 156,930 more working years and i'll be worth the same as him.

>>70022511

It makes me happy to know, no matter how much money he gets he will always be fat and ugly, and I will always bang better girls.

>>70023363
success breeds envy

>>70023209
>a thing that doesn't contribute anything to society or even humanity
Keeps autismos from shooting up schools.

>>70023363
he can buy better girls

>>70023209
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch.
"Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he.

Taking a few steps back, the fox jumped and just missed the hanging grapes. Again the fox took a few paces back and tried to reach them but still failed.

Finally, giving up, the fox turned up his nose and said, "They're probably sour anyway," and proceeded to walk away.

It's easy to despise what you cannot have.

>>70022511
No space for a football pitch.

>>70022511
looks bad , very normy like
>>70022761
look, if billions of 10 year olds are gonna buy my product then no shit , it will be an awesome sauce for me. who gives a fuck about helping others in our time..

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I thought he lived at Strandvägen atm

>>70023648
*normie

>>70023555
you aren't getting what im saying at all

also the thing that started this whole thing was this>>70022645

>>70023449

Which is exactly why I'm happy he will always be fat and ugly, and no girl will ever find him attractive.

And I wouldn't call it envy, certainly I'm envy of money, but not Notch in particular. I mean, besides the money, there is literally nothing I would trade.

>>70023732
I don't care desu, I just wanted to post that pasta

>>70023648
this

>>70024090
haha trolled again!

>>70023555
Is that where "sour grapes" comes from?

>>70024172
Yeah, Aesop wrote it

>>70023555
>>70024172
>>70024224

What the fuck, I saw this exact exchange between Chile and Sweden a couple of months ago.

>>70022511
comfy > luxurious

5/10

>>70022511
The house that autism built.

>>70023318
Great job bootstrapping anon. You truly embody the entrepreneurial spirit (TM).

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>Persson was born in Stockholm,[9] Sweden, to a Finnish mother and a Swedish father on 1 June 1979.

Reallly makes you think.

>>70022761
>most useless way to become a billionaire
>coming from the country that came up with overpriced plastic bricks marketed to kids

>>70023209
Creating the 2nd best selling video game of ALL TIME is not contributing to society?

go fuck some pigs retard

>>70024853
Fuck you. At least with lego the kids are actually doing something remotely physical, and when they play with their friends they actually talk face to face.

>>70024800
Another finnish gril fled from Ebinland and found BSC ?

>>70023115
Well we are what we are for several reasons, you have euromonies to become better. Not anything against you, but thats the truth.

>>70024894
You're also doing something physical when you step on a brick and nearly fall over.
>and when they play with their friends they actually talk face to face
Fucking NOBODY plays with legos with their friends.

>>70022511
Why would a swedish nerd buy a house in a rich and shallow neighborhood full of pretty people?

>>70025268
>in a rich and shallow neighborhood full of pretty people?
He fits right in. His mom thinks he's pretty, and she's probably the only woman he's ever talked to.

>>70024800
no wonder he has trouble staying happy for extended periods of time

Does he live alone?

He's like the ultimate NEET

>>70022511
>You'll never do a videogame for ultra autists and betas and live the dream

At least he is a fucking neet that don't do anything with his money and spends the day like the average 4chan poster. Also, he can't get laid without paying money,

>>70025268
Honestly I don't think anyone knows, even notch.
Jay-Z also bid on that house.

>>70022645
No he does not.

>le ebin boring game with only shitty blocks xDDDDDD 10/10 t. IGN

>>70022511
Is this a social experiment? Why is this posted on a bunch of different boards?

>>70023363
M8 if notch really wanted he could bang two supermodels, your mom and you, at the same time