European "cuisine"

at least we have cuisine

>>70021912
>at least we
UK isn't European and you don't have any cuisine so id suggest not posting any further

>>70021860
>a lard burger
>a lard pizza
>lardy meat
>bacon
>lard
Do you even have food that isn't 90% fat?

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>>70021860
You should try it before you judge.

Raw and rotten meat is the best

>>70022093
Yes hello one potato and one vodka please

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>>70021860
>american cuisine

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>>70021860
please just go have a heart attack somewhere else

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>>70022636

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>>70022880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXJ2jdar13s

>It's true

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>>70021860

American cuisine
>spray cheese
>spray bacon
>fried cake
>fried pickles
>ranch
>fake butter

>>70024302
>fake butter

Invented by the French

>>70021860

Euopean "cheese" is dick cheese.

>>70021959
shepherds pie is bretty good desu senpai

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>>70023827
That's frankly fucking disgusting.

>Be american
>Wake up
>Elect a nigger president
>Spray my frying pan with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>Spray some pancake mix on
>Get shot
>Put a coffee filter in the coffee machine
>Spray the filter with I Can't Believe It's Not Coffee! and turn the machine on
>Flip over the pancake and pull out some I Can't Believe It's Not Maple Syrup
>Cover the pancake in spray-on I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, I Can't Believe It's Not Maple Syrup, and make a dollop of I Can't Believe It's Not Cheese on the side
>Post on 4chan about how free you are
>Get thrown in prison for boycotting Israel

>>70024502
>be Australian
>try to convince yourself that weetabix tastes good because it's the closest thing to culinary culture you have
>put vegemite on it
>cry

>>70024502
>get thrown in prison

So basically I get sent to Autistardia?

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>>70021860
Yo don't slag off cheese.

>>70022636
Stop posting that

>pizza is not american
>ice cream is not american
>pasta is not american
>hamburgers are not american
>hot dogs are not american
>lasagna is not american
>the list goes on

Even in the deep-frying category the Scots made the deep-fried Mars Bar before you did.
I guess you'll always have Pop Tarts though.

>>700218
Russia has potato water tho

>>70025205
>pizza is not american
>implying

>>70025863
Making a variation of pizza and claiming you invented pizza is not an argument. "We" (read: sandniggers living here) invented kebab pizza, but you don't hear anyone saying pizza is Swedish.

>>70024502
>Be Australian
>Pass out on the toilet after a hard day of cheap beer, ketamine and getting into drunken brawls with the local wildlife
>Die in my sleep from a spider bite
>Wife and kids get sent to the abattoir with the rest of their herd

>Ameriblubber cuisine

>>70026079
Cuck

>>70022880
>crisps
Swing and a miss. Better luck next time, kid.

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>>70022880
>their spokesman actually had a heart attack

>>70000000

>>70021860
>>70026742

>>70021959
Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings btfo anything anyone can ever produce.

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>>70021860
>burger
>talking about cuisine

Just stop right there.

>>70028018
At least we can afford food

>>70024059
couldnt make it past 10 seconds without losing the will to live

spoiled cherrypicking, are we?

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>>70021912
fuck no, all your flavor is from india

>>70024059
Lost it on 0:23

>>70021912
He was talking about Europe