Sex with a dutch girl must be awesome because she's certainly

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>g*rman banter

>>70013258
lmao
The Dutch are afraid to post

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>german "humour"

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>>70013258

Just don't tell her any German jokes or she dries right up.

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Why don't Bongs go to the dentist?
-Because they have horrible teeth!

>>70013355
>>70013507

>>70013507
>humour
Learn to spell humor faggot

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>>70013258
HOLY FUCK

>>70013536
0/10

>>70013258
Why are germshits so fucking autistic?

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>>70013258
>be dutch
>clog the toilet
>flood the country

>>70013556
*tumbleweed rolls by*

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>>70013556

Right, you stop that right now. This ends here. No more "jokes".

>>70013565
>yank

kill yourself

>>70013565
the centre of my fauvorite city

>>70013654
GOOD post

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>>70013654
Do you pray for death?

If OP had an Australian flag everyone would have replied with golden laughing faces saying "epic bantz lad".
Why is the world so unfair?

>>70013258
she probably won't fug u, i herd dutchland is full of dykes lmao

>>70013582
>>70013653
Why do Brits lose so much weight in the last month?
-Because their Toblerone has only half the weight!

>>70013771
petrol
rubbish
chemist's shop
pavement
full stop.
chest of drawers

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>>70013258

>>70013876
Most Dutch women rather fuck a girl than a mutilated dick.

>>70013947
VERY good post
>>70013959
Very bad post world war 3 staring soon

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>>70013258

>>70013825
/int/ is a hivemind incapable of objective independent thought

>>70013959
>rubbish
That's fine

>pavement
That's fine

>chest of drawers
That's fine.

holy cringe with a pockle on top, someone kill me I need to stop existing

>>70013959
*gas
*garbage
*don't know what the heck that is
*sidewalk
*period.
*dresser of underwear

>>70013988
Girls don't even know if a guy is cut or not because they only see dicks erect you autist

>>70013988
ektually im 100% natural grade a american beef but nice try u mong. do u wear wooden shoes so they float when the flood happens lmao

>>70014153
Wtf, petrol is a liquid substance, not gas.

>>70014156
I do. You can borrow one and use it as a cabin if you want.

>>70014153
> *don't know what the heck that is
drugstore

>>70014154
>they only see dicks erect

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>>70013258
Anal sex with a German girl must be awful, because they're all full of shit.

>>70014234
Short for "gasoline" u dip

>>70013959
>chemist's shop
it's just the chemist's desu
although a lot of them are called pharmacy nowadays

https://youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI

>>70014669
i see, thanks

>>70014669
what do you call someone who does chemistry if you call pharmacist chemist

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>>70013556
TEN
OUT
OF
TEN

>>70013582
>>70013653
>>70015118
I've actually put quite some thought into this joke. As you can see Brits have bad teeth because they don't go to the dentist- but they also don't want to go to the dentist because they have bad teeth. it's a logical twist and this is why I like this joke.

>>70013653
>kill yourself
kiull yuouruseulf

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>>70013653
>he measures weight in stones
"Great" Britain everybody

Why don't Germans like democracy?
Because they elected Hitler.

>>70013258
>Sex with a dutch girl must be awesome because she's certainly really fucking wet

not anymore

>>70013258
I don't get it... Did she fall into a canal or something?

>>70013258
too much, they smell like fungus

>>70013556
I like German sahara dry humor

>>70016196
You're a great man, you will go far in this life.

You're grasp of the English Language is tedious at best.

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>>70020362
>you're

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>>70013258
I love German humour

>>70020362
No, you didn't...

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>>70013258

>>70013258
>go to a Dutch club
>literally drown in pussy

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>>70020362

>>70020362

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>70014153
it is probably this

so can an american nato soldier have a chance with a dutch girl?

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>>70013258
EXPLAIN!

An alcohol

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>>70016796
i kek'd

Excellent post

>>70013258
>krautism

>>70024156
good word. how come i never thought of that