/brit/

*rees loudly into your ear*

>>69995312
Bump limit is 310, not 300 you retard

gf just used the banter hand emoji to mean "okay"

>>69995312
obviously some runt who wanted to make a new but was beaten to the punch haha

>>69995335
And yet you still crawl on over here you little pawn ahahaha

*looks around for yanks*
*whispers in your ear*
they boil water in microwaves

FUCK HILLARY AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

Thinking about katelyn hanging again

if the 4th dimension is time then what's the 5th dimension

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11nd for japanese culture

>>69995373
thinking about my bollocks hanging over your mum's chin

>there are billions of people awake right now going about their day

Mental.

where do I get oats

I don't like people who say What's up? because I have no idea how to respond it.

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the so-called gf

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rate the meme deal

>>69995409
Say what you're do and ask him if hes alright

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>>69995403
t.

would like a gf or two

>>69995409
japan has an island full of cats

>>69995378
have a cousin like this
no doubt he is a nonce and soon to identify as a girl

>>69995430
honestly looks like something that you'd pull out of the shower drain

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*walks towards you*

>>69995375
my bellend

Starting posting on mumsnet

>>69995378
What's the diagnosis?

fucking binbags, the lot of you

>>69995464
How do you even get a waist like that? Photoshop? It's not like the rest of her is skinny

>>69995434
That pasta is grim, had it once. The tuna and sweetcorn one is alright but the others are total shite.

Also:
>wasting your snack item slot on anything other than a 47.5g bag of McCoys Steak Grilled
weak

>>69995464
hate sand

>>69995464
too tall

>>69995434
>>69995506
how much does this cost

>>69995506
>not sweet chilli sensations

>>69995434

>not getting a sandwich

Literally bent.

>>69995506
fuck off nerd chicken and honey mustard is great and tuna is vile and sweetcorn isn't food

>>69995430
Is that a 3Dio on the desk? The mic girls use for ASMR.

>>69995521
£3 (~$15).

>>69995521
£15, £12 on a weekend though

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>>69995507
H A T E I T
A
T
E

>>69995521
a tenner

any NEETman in?

>>69995521
about tree

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>>69995535
3 pounds is like $2.50

http://home.bt.com/news/uk-news/nhs-left-with-large-bill-for-treatment-of-nigerian-womans-premature-twins-11364137168157

ah yes

>>69995450
>ask him if hes alright
I don't give a shit bout what they are doing but I'll ask. That's called Tatemae in Japanese. thanks.
>>69995455
He - What's up?
Me - Japan has an ireland full of cats
He - wtf

>>69995531
chicken and bacon or chicken and basil are both ok, the honey mustard one is shit lad

>>69995498

Genetics

>>69995572
honey mustard is a god like creation

Monster energy zero, salt and vinegar McCoy's and a chicken and bacon sarnie

Objectively the best meal deal

>>69995532
wew lad, never noticed that before

when you think about it money doesn't actually exist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFOZnPrFz6U
absolute STATE of this country
fucking hell lads, im moving to america or aus or something. They've fucked it here.

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lol this is me haha

>>69995584
not with chicken it's not lad it's shit. it's meant to go with ham.

>>69995585

>Monster energy zero

stopped reading there

*chucks a fresh bucket full of squirming runts onto the fire*
ahh, that'll keep me toasty

>>69995604
me playing rainbow six siege

>>69995599
Won't calling himself a prophet get the Muslims to execute him first?

don't know what it feels like to have a girl smile at you without that smile being caused by her laughing AT you

>>69995564
Reminder that if things like this happen in the USA the kids become citizens lmao

>>69995604
you're a small goat with a spastic face?

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wake me up inside

doing an amphetamine sulphate straight up the bunghole

>>69995621
me playing rainbow six vegas

>>69995604
Mate... you're not a baby goat. You're a 23 year old half-Greek half-Asian Melbournite with a bum knee and a curious cousin you can't resist.

>>69995605
no it's not it's meant to go on salads

salads with chicken and pasta in them

roast chicken and bacon with stuffing, sweet chilli sensations and a dr pepper
I am NOT willing to debate this further for it would be a waste of both of our precious time

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brekkie x

>>69995631
nope

>>69995633
yeah and a blue party hat so watch your roll peasant

>>69995599
that death grips sample near the beginning though

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>>69995625
it's the best feeling ever.
I only wish I'd realized it at the time

>>69995660
imagine being okay with ingesting this lmfao

been awake all night

have an eye appointment in two hours haha

the doc will not be pleased my eyes are dry and red

>>69995660
but that's just a burger

i might go to mcdonalds in a bit tho

>>69995676
haha i clocked that too

>>69995663
Retarded paki mong

>>69995660
what in fucks name is that yellow stuff

>>69995685
it's not it's sausage patties

>>69995699
egg yolk

>>69995660
>willingly putting this into your body

>>69995638
>America causes our financial crisis
>We drop to an unrecoverable state
>they keep their currency artificially high by oil wars, proxy wars and CIA funded coups in the middle east and Eastern Europe

Imagine being a normie and having only caffeine to stimulate yourself with

hah

>>69995723
should be a caption under your knob

You are all worthless. You should die painfully.

might have a wank tonight
thoughts?

>>69995745
only one?

>>69995740
you been reading my motivational runt speeches again

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Definitely voting UKIP now

Imagine being a virgin and having only video games to stimulate yourself with

hah

do me next

>>69995638
Wow that breggshit drop is almost vertical
smells like economic terrorism to me

>>69995569
>ireland

mentioning potatoniggers is an instant turnoff

>>69995739
Chuckled

>>69995739
lmo

>>69995760
>le Cultural Marxism meme

imagine actually falling for that one

Went on holiday to yankland a while ago and got $1.9 per pound

Mad to think now

want to tell my sister what she should not do so my nephew doesn't develop insecurities but don't want her to know she caused me insecurities

hmm

>>69995785
should've kept some lad, you'd be a tenneraire by now

Personally I'm a cultural Capitalist

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/petition-create-independent-leicester-scottish/story-26523908-detail/story.html

>remaincucks

might just miss the first seminar of term

>>69995785
Now you get 90¢

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>>69995785
>holiday to yankland

why would you come here

what would you do

>>69995805
>independent
>as part of scotland

>>69995696
sorry you don't know how the law works

>>69995760
this is fake btw don't vote UKIP

>>69995784
>being a lolbertarian
>being a boyniesoynderscuck
>being a yank

>>69995802
Is there any appreciable difference between that and social Darwinism?

excuse me?

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>>69995763
jokes on you i don't even like video games or anything

How does someone hates themselves so much they vote labour or tory

>>69995867
you heard me

how can I attack to british non weeb bois? No hope? :'(

t.not pretty jap garu(not gaijin hunter)

Refugees are more European than Europe itself

>>69995875
Labour is "my dad voted for them" - the party
Conservative is "I actually have a job and a house" - the party

>>69995886
you're not actually japanese though

you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

why are japs on 4chan so bloody spasticated

>>69995875
they vote for the least disagreeable parties in their views. Hate the fact that "populist" is a dirty word. It means "if you don't vote for one flavour of neolib you're stupid". The US election should've been Bernie/Trump, people who actually represented the views of the people

>born attracted to beautiful women
>born repulsive to beautiful women
ah yes, intelligent design

>>69995843
Capitalism is the milk of the many
Darwinism is the honey of the few

>>69995911
because normie japs don't know the existence of 4chan

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>>69995921

>>69995899
but i only vote for our centre-right parties because mum votes for them and wants me to

what the fuck did you just say cunt

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>voting Tory

Ahh yes I see we have a few Rasheeds in the thread

Sex will always sell as long as we allow primitive dominance of simpletonia - a state where a lot of people live.

>>69995886
you want my big english willy? come to england x

if your head is as big as your face you've got cancer

>>69995902
yesu,I amu.
I'll move to another country this year and want to find cute bois. herp.

>>69995984
oh dear, a confused foreigner
Tory means Conservative, not Labour

>>69995809
good plan. First one is usually pretty pointless anyway

>>69995958

Conservative aren't centre right though

Redpill me on Dominic Cummings

>>69995951
you're not japanese

>>69995981
i said cunt, cunt

>>69995837
Stupid fucking smelly retard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

>Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

watched theresa may give a speech once

it was obvious she was reading off a teleprompter

made me wonder if any british politicans are genuine

Get jobs you fucking wastes of space

>>69995989
recently jappu grrls have realized that not all whitus are as handsome as Benedict Cumberbatch

looks like I'll be going to Newmarket Races when Olly Murs is performing because all the gf's mates wanna see him
I'd prefer seeing Little Mix ngl lol

>>69996045
aha joke's on you lad i'm literally at work now. eating some soup and browsing the chon on my lunch break. going to eat an apple soon.

>>69996014
suuuuuuuuuure they're not

>>69995585

Calcified runt

>>69996028
thanks mate <3

>>69996076
>lunch

it's like 3pm in the UK

>>69996080
Fuck off pleb

>>69996052
>Benedict Cumberbatch
>handsome
fucking christ, you lot have low standards. Do japanese girls have the equivalent of "yellow fever" that lads here get? Like the way some white lads will only be attracted to asian women?

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>>69996007
>not realising liblabcon are all the same

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>it's like 3pm in the UK

>>69996045
job store anyone want anything etc.

yank? more like wank

>>69996093
whoah dude is it? far out bro that's gnarly. it looks like 1.49 to me.

>>69995434
nice mousepad 2bh

>>69996078
on what issue? Immigration? Abortion? Gay Marriage? the Health service?

They're centre left.

umm i think you'll find MY version of neolib globalism is significantly better than yours (which is totally different and shit)

>>69996122
'netto

>having lunch at 2pm

>energy drinks

can see your calicified pineal gland from here m9

>>69996122
'netto

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>trove of new William F Buckley's Firing Line archived footage just released on youtube

who here /enlightened/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkuXBsHytE

when i pay in, my boss pays in too

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>>69995739

what does nonce mean?

>>69996141
bad post
>>69996160
good post

>>69996103
he's not japanese he's an american pretending.

I miss having a schedule like I did in school
wake up at 7, have breakfast and a shower, go to school, do 3 hours of lessons, have lunch at 12:50 on the dot, another 3 hours, come home and relax. Now I have no schedule so I have no sense of contrast, I can't enjoy anything

>>69996180
good post

weed out the yanks with GREAT prejudice

eating an apple lads

the funniest part about incels raging is that women are actually much less shallow than men

List of GOOD posts in this thread:

1. >>69996180

>>69996176
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

>>69996202
I despise routine, I hate nothing more than knowing for certain I have to face my alarm clock at exactly 7am

>>69996202
I love routine, I love nothing more than knowing for certain I have to face my alarm clock at exactly 7am

Women in the office behave like giddy schoolchildren when a new man walks in it really is embrassing

>>69996202
I know this feeling. It's also hard for me to get up in the morning because there's no reason to do so but now I started working and there is a reason to do so the last 6+ years of not doing so have made me fucking despise it.

Life is shit.

>Fuck up suicide attempt
>Give my mother severe anxiety because of it
>She can no longer work or leave the house most days
>Relationship with dad is all time low, divorce seems probable
>Spends most days crying and requires dad to be home even if has to go to work which leads to fighting
>Can hear them from my room everyday and know its my fault
>Be a depressed anxious KHV neet as well
>Know my father hates me so i sleep around them and only leave my room when they sleep
>Can't even attempt suicide again or run away because it'll ruin my mothers life moreso than previously stated

wish Australians didn't post here

permanently annoying

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgXFzauGwog

literally WHY haven't you jumped ship yet, stale economy, more rasheeds than pigeons, more mosques built than houses, you have NO excuse to guarantee a future for your children

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>>69996103
ah wrong people, I'm confused him with Eddie.
and yes, white hunters exist in Tokyo.

>>69996176
Number Of Norwegian Cunts Encrusted

business idea: an alarm clock where you set a range of possibles instead of an exact time

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>>69996249
Gookmoots plan has been revealed

>>69996278
>Fuck up suicide attempt
you're not a real man

real yank hours

>>69996278
shan't

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>job application says "we value diversity"

>>69996166

Already watched loads of them and the Timothy leary one 3 times

kpop https://youtu.be/ePpPVE-GGJw?t=27

>>69996278
>fuck up suicide attempt

Fuck off you selfish little egomaniac. Fuckwits like you don't fuck it up because you never intended to do it. You wanted attention and now you've fucked up your parents lives. Literally kill yourself.

>>69996202
I'm indifferent to routine, I don't feel strongly either way knowing for certain I have to face my alarm clock at exactly 7am

>>69996283
>stale economy, more rasheeds than pigeons, more mosques built than houses
uhh no

>you have NO excuse to guarantee a future for your children
>implying

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>tfw got the aussie seal of approval

All the biggest problems in the world stem from people thinking they know enough to control everyone else.

>>69996305
#NEETlivesmatter

*smashes a dinner plate over your head*

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>>69996305
tell 'em you're a paki rape baby

>>69996176
not on normal communal exercise

Think HDI just should take into account the climate and dangerous animals trying to kill you

William F Buckley was a closeted homosexual

would you lads consider moving to america and becoming american or are you loyal to your country

so many people in the uk seem desperate for the american dream

>>69996333
alri 'sheed, hows london treating you haha xx

>>69996335
I'm the one person who knows for sure that you faked this

>befriend customer at work and he asks for my number two weeks ago
>afterwards all he did was text and be pushy to date me, despite me saying stop
>yesterday told my coworker I had a bad feeling
>then he actually came in my store to confront me, first time seeing him since then
>I grabbed onto my desk and nearly fainted from fear
>he wouldn't take his hand out of his coat pocket
>he starts saying crazy shit while looking nervous and pale in his face
>thought he had a gun in his coat and was going to kill me
>I pick up the phone to get backup and he instantly said "WHAT YOURE GONNA TELL YOUR COWORKER THE PSYCHO IS HERE???"
>he angrily left them texted me if I wanted to hang out with him

So yeah I think I'm going to die any day now. No clue what to do

>>69996278

A 12 year old girl can top herself and you can't lol

>>69996374
I don't live in london you silly nonce

>>69996305
>Be a nigger
>Less qualified than the other peole applying
>Get the job
>It's not discrimination cuz i'm black

>>69996291
creasing

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>>69996335
this confused me for a good minute

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>>69995841

>being right-wing at all

>>69996381
>saving an image is faking it

>>69996316
good lad

(peculiar choice on which to watch the most)

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>>69996335
Original footage can now be revealed EXCLUSIVE to /brit/

>>69996372
the "american dream" is drowning in debt and having severe health problems due to stress

>>69996278
go to a therapist, work on bettering yourself for their sake

>>69996369

He had the best accent

>always been depressed, was going to an hero soon
>Suddenly, brother an heroes before me
>Didn't see it coming at all, he never acted sad or upset, was actually kind of a dick
>have to take care of parents, deal with things now
>Can no longer kill myself after feeling the effects it has on people that care about you
>Still completely miserable, no idea how to fix my life.

I'm even going to therapy now. I have no idea what to do. I can't even imagine a scenario that I WOULD be happy.

popped into my new friend's office and bantered him
such a lad he is haha

>>69996369
slander and hearsay

never post here again

>>69996415
And then dying from that stress-induced disease because even though you gave everything for your job you can't afford to medicate

>>69996415
the american dream is only real once you break the $200K a year barrier.

Keyboard or mouse, which do you prefer?

>>69996372
would absolutely move to the states. Britain doesn't exist any more, nothing is "British" any more. It's just another lump of land. would leave in a heartbeat to go somewhere where people actually still believe in something

can philmo hurry up with the 'cide

getting impatient now

>>69996439
Your brother was a selfish prick and you are too if you kys

>>69996453
i have a keyboard on my mouse

>>69996372
moving to yankland or leafland the first chance i get

>>69996449
which you can only achieve by starting a successful business

>>69996453
big fan of the keyboard ngl. in my top 3 computer bits.

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ah yes

>>69996464
ah yes, the ol' its selfish to live but not selfish to guilt someone into living

completely support 1-2 years of unpaid community/state/military service for youth who wish to claim state benefits later in life

>>69996480
>blackley

DEFINITELY a paki cookery book gone wrong

DEFINITELY going to be called a gas leak

>>69996480
gas explosion probably. I remember this happened in my town once, the entire house was gone. Weird walking to school the next day, past this smouldering wreck where a house used to be. I think the two inhabitants dies

>>69996480
But what did the explosion sound like

>>69996287
>white hunters exist in Tokyo
Looking forward to visiting with my gf and getting her all jealous when I'm knee deep in horizontal clunge haha

>>69996524
yeah how about that

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>69996494
>it's selfish to be sad if your child kills themself

You really don't know what a guilt trip is if you think people displaying real emotion is guilting you into something you fuckwit.

>>69996480
looks like the ol' 'sheed used a little too much bleach kek

I really wish I lived in Japan

>>69996545
*sucker punches you as you leave*
*runs away and puts on my raybans*

brexit saved the world 2bh

had some very fedora soup for lunch lads

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>>69996397
>opera

What's a porn trend you wish would have lasted longer?

>>69996516
>>69996549
fairly certain that's a white area, so it wasn't a paki

will slob on yer knob for a choc dip

>>69996592
Ah yes, it's Blue Monday

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/01/15/blue-monday-2017-could-bluest-ever-says-expert-behind-equation/

>>69996397
>15/11

only twelve months a year

>>69996524
>I think the two inhabitants dies

sad ending

>>69996599
>he doesn't listen to Puccini

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>>69996612
>Northern Manchester
>White Area

bet you're the lying cunt who had this ad pop up to me

la
la la la la
he wants to go to magic america

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>>69996618

>>69996606
girls transferring sex toys between their bumholes

cat is sitting on my legs under the duvet

>>69996606
shock videos like 2girls1cup

bellend smells of bins

>>69996655
>even a cat can figure out how to use a duvet
howling at matey from earlier

>>69996655
Trips
then
Dubs
then
Dubs again
then
Comfy feels

>>69996685
Singles
then
Trips
then
Dubs
then
Dubs again
then
shitty feels

>>69996647
>literally owned by billionaire tax evaders that pressure editors into dropping stories (not a single mention of the HSBC scandal in the Telegraph)
>Begging people to turn off their adblocker

>>69996655
what's a duvet

>>69996655
it's challenging your alphaness
stomp it's head in

>>69996636
that area specifically is mostly white

>>69996674
alri 'mosis

>3000 posts until the get
any nerds got an ETA?

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>no buddy, we don't sell the 10g Amber Leaf
>not the 3 in 1 pack either
>12.5g pack? Certainly boss, that'll be £5.50

>>69996655
shit pet desu
dog or bust imo

>>69996736
9 minutes

think I got overcharged at my corner shop

>>69996741
Is it law in England as well that retailers can't tell you what brands of tobacco they have in?

Was behind a guy in the queue that asked what cigars they had and the guy behind the counter said he couldn't tell him legally, he had to ask by name.

>>69996745
>tfw not a dog with a curious owner who fondles my doggy butthole

>>69996630
I was talking about his web browser

enjoy how /brit/ collectively ignores my bad posts

>>69996736
about 1-2 hours depending on how th eposting frequency changes

gwan apply for an 80k position that I'm definitely not qualified for

>>69996804
can't tell you i'm afrait m8 it's the law

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Just got my uni timetable for this semester
got two 4 hour gaps haha

>>69996823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9N3hOEnSZ

Do not answer yank posts
Ignore yank posts
Flag yank posts

>>69996804
yes

>>69996804
Yes but they normally show you if there's no one else waiting at the till. They should just a write a list down and show it to you, it would save a lot of hassle but pakis are lazy bastards

another one to collectively ignore then you twat

>>69996841
might take this advice but apply it to women

>>69996850
got a 9am every day haha :P x

>>69996853
didn't know that we had a hillbilly on /brit/

might have to bin myself lads

>>69996850
I've got 3 9am starts

>>69996906
*empties bin*

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>>69996937
same
I have no midday classes just morning and evening
I probably wont even bother staying for any of my evening classes.

might have to bin myself

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morning lads

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>>69996992
bit early

>>69996992
shan't

>>69997009
Need to up the pace a new thread always does the trick x

>>69996992
absolutely shannot be posting in this yank ludicrity

>>69996992
nah

>>69996992
giving this one a miss boys x

someone make a proper new