Would you like to boarder Russia? Explain your answer.

>>69994009
Yes. Hot girls and nice weather

>>69994009
Sure, why not. Got a rope and a winch?

Yes. Russians are good people.

>>69994040
Also nice shooting on the border. Piu-piu boom ayyy

>>69994009
Absolutely not, you're too volatile and unpredictable
>>69994062
)))

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>>69994009
no. It is dangerous.

>>69994100
>Absolutely not, you're too volatile and unpredictable
But it's good, isn't it?

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>>69994040
>nice weather

>>69994009
That's a lovely bulge between her legs :3

>>69994062
This.

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>tfw bordering Russia
>tfw 2nd longest border

>>69994009
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBHGxGPTsAI

>>69994133
Cold is better than hot.

>>69994009
Bordering Russia implies partitioning Poland which I can only approve.

yes! because i love russian cute kids.
How much can I buy them in Vladivostok?

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A Russian has never been rude to me. Russians who come here are great people unlike Estonians and Lithuanians and Latvians and Romanians.

>>69994183
"No"

Of course

Free gas and all the Katyas you could wish for

>>69994218
Moj Hans.

>>69994183
no way, though bot extremes are shit

winter shouldnt be below -5c and summer above 30c

No, Russia likes to abuse it's friends if they can reach them.

>>69994456
>bot extremes are shit
All July +35, all January -30. Feels good actually. Clothing is expensive tho

If you have a lot of money (enough 2k dollars per mounth) you'll be here a king. Russia is most unequal cunt in da wolrd.

>>69994608
>All July +35
Is it hot, men? I live in Volgograd and this tempereture is some cold for me, lol. Hot is 45+.

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>>69994456
>winter shouldnt be below -5c

>>69994679
I would prefer having 2k in Poland or Finland.

>>69994009

Maybe...

My initial response is no because we'd be used as a launching off point to war/intimidate Russia.

US wouldn't put military in a country it doesn't have control over, so our government would be targeted for their control.

But then again, you can get a shitty government no matter where you are, for other reasons, so it doesn't matter.

In short, I don't care. I'd rather be an island.

>>69994072
We don't care. Nothing can be more violent than BR/CO, BR/BO, BR/VE, BR/BR borders.

>>69994183

The reason norther countries can be socialist is because the winters kill off their homeless and poor. Less to spend on.

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>>69994893
Canada is northern country too.

We'll come soon.

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>>69994679
>you'll be here a king

Mo money mo problems dawg

If we would border you directly, either we would be russia or you would be germany.

>>69994991
dont talk to me or my son ever again

>>69995021
>you would be germany
I wish

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>>69994135
>her

>>69994218
this

>>69995888
it's just a puffy vulva

>>69994009
Is that a dick?
;_;

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>>69994009
I'd rather not.

>>69994126
No he means that no one knows when you will catapult nuke at them!!!

>>69994009
i-i d-do know

>>69997297
CNN and Fox news idiots don't
FTFY

>>69996633
Kak sprek? Moja nyet forsto, gammel go ven pa moja.

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>>69994009
>border Russia

>>69994009
Do I have a choice? I'd rather there was a mountain range on our border.

>>69997297
pls give this man a redpill

I wish funland had a border with any other country
Even somalia would be better

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>>69994009
Only if I get a cute Russian gf (male)

>>69994009
>mustache
>bulge

hmm

>>69994009
Nope will stick to mediterranean weather plus here i have not only blonde slavs qts but every qt you could think of in your wildest dreams

>>70000289
>implying you wouldn't do it anyway

>>69994009
that better be a dick bulge

>>70000523
>implying it doesn't increase the likeliness that you'd do it

>>69995023
urm

>>70001234
It's a girl. Saw her photo set yesterday. Can't find right now. But you have to trust me.

>>70001364
What a waste

>>70001364
It's a girl (male)

>>70001364
well that's disappointing indeed

>>70001399
>>70001410
>>70001426
And she didn't look attractive yesterday to me.

>>70001489
>she

>>70001489
Of course
She's not a trap after all

>>70001364
trust you russia ? but my entire country says i shouldnt because you're evil, gimme a reason to trust you again

>>70001543
Gentlemen should trust each other.

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>>70001489
>she
well there's your problem

>>69994679
>enough 2k dollars per mounth) you'll be here a king
lolno

>>69994456
how can you call winter if its not even under -5

>>70002126
This.
-5 is warm.

>>69994009
Yes, I want to border again. No explaination needed.

>>69995888
Finns are funny posters lol

>>69994062
I called supo

Too much of a chance of little green men showing up.

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Russia has no borders

>>69994009
Yes, renewed partition of eastern europe when?

>>69994009
Why is she only wearing underwear?

>>69994218
Russian borders exist within your territory. Königsberg is German.

>>70004518
>she

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>>70007697
T-that's not a girl?

>>70004994
Yeah there are some circumstances that would need reevaluation. Doesn't affect the basic idea, though

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>>70007907

>>70008009
Such question about Kaliningrad could be asked only by absolutely uninformed dorks. Gorbachev offered Kaliningrad back in 90's, but Germany refused.

>>70008061
It's not her. It's Somik. OP pic is a regular commi girls, not a trap.

>>70008097
There are not many gouvernmental decisions in our recent past that I could agree with as you could maybe imagine. This is included in the circumstances to reevaluate…

>>70008256
But why would you want Königsberg back? Old buildings, cultural heritage and ethnic Germans are gone.

It would be worthless for Germany.

>>69994009
is that a trap? he has big bulge

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>>69994009
>not posting 2d version

Russians are scary, I've started seeing them around and Bosnians have nothing on them. Just brutal people.

>>69994009
No we already have a problem with briwnillegals from our southern border, we don't need liberators from another.

Why is /int/ so obsessed with crossdressing?

>>70008396
Tovarisch-comrade, tell them she's a girl. They think she has a d.

It is not a problem such as boy or girl. It is worth itself to be kid.
Kodomo Daisuki

>>70008347
no, it's not a trap

>>70008476
nobody is obsessed with crossdressing (except Sweden, and those who troll Sweden)

>>70008396
Where's the dong?

>>69994009
is this a female (male)?

>>70008476
sexual frustration
very common in male only environments

>>70008702
how do you "fight" sexual frustration? by getting gf?

>>69994009
>dat package
I don't think that's a fat pussy guys...

Yeah, cheap vodka and cute slags why the fuck not

Yes i love russian guys

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>>70008763

>>70008740
fugging
benis in bagina
hand isn't enough

>>69997297
Trust Putin more than I trust that fat North Korean.

>>70008763
"she" looks pretty young :3

>>70008791
I'd like to border GB too: cheap slags and cute vodka.

>>70008810
questionable tqbh

>>69994009
I recognize that bulge!

>>70008847
))))))

Russia borders my heart

>>70008346
Well, it's a hypothetical thread anyway and our best realistic bet is on keeping things as they are. In a way I'm just daydreaming

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you guys should stop imagining weird stuff

>>70008973
Right now I'm imagining you naked

>>70008973
>benis
>weird stuff

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>he hasn't played Russian eroge yet, the best eroge in the world.
eksplane this

>>69994009
I always imagined Russia to be like the northern Midwest USA.
Except with commie blocks, no landscaping, more poor neighborhoods, and rude people who don't like to smile.

>>70009032
is this the cp game?

>>70009048
Yes, except you are none.

>>70009032
дa, пapaшa
Дaжe нa poднoм ычaнe нeвзлюбили, a нa двoщe oтдeльнyю бopдy кyдa пoдaльшe дaли

>>70009081
Nyet, it is on Steam.

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>>70009008
absolutely no
but it's open-source so you can easily convert it into one

>>70008346
>Old buildings, cultural heritage
All can be rebuilt. see europe after ww2
>ethnic Germans are gone
No they're not, they fled to germany after the war.

>>70009113
what name

>>70009151
They fled to gulag in Siberia after the war.

>>70009150
this was a reply to
>>70009081

>>70009113
>he doesn't know that hentai can be ulcocked using the komani code
yyyy
>>70009186
everlasting summer

>>70009186
Everlasting Summer

>>70009186
Eternal summer.

>>70009209
>in-game smolev's ecchi arts = cp
Ms. Mizulina, don't you have more important things to do?

>>70009205
>>70009209
>>70009210
>>70009222
LOL
O
L

>>70009186
Neverending Australian Winter.

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what a comfy thread

>>70009100
>you are none
What did he mean by this?

>>70009317
нa cocaч, быдлo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfj93G_gE3w

>>70009408
Ha нoльчaн, илиткa

>>70009440
Hy чтo вы, бeтмeны?

>>69994009
No. Russia is the reason.

>>70009333
>What did he mean by this?
no idea

People here indeed don't like too smile, but they aren't rude, especially outside of large cities.

>>70009528
Smiling at people and nodding your head is just the default greeting for many people here. So I imagine many people here might see Russians as stoic, rude, or in a foul mood here.

>>70009469
Hy этo вooбщe пyшкa

>>70008763
>>70008810
MORE !
i want to lick what it's in her pants

If Americans didn't buy Alaska off us, we would.

What the fuck was my government thinking?

>>70009622
>Smiling at people and nodding your head is just the default greeting for many people here.
It's a cultural thing and nothing to do with your around. We don't smile because it's considered hypocrisy if you smile when you don't want to.
Hence we don't smile in public. For such things we have a proverb "smeh bez prichini- priznak durachini". which means "smile with no reason is the stupidity mark".
We smile in private, with friends or when we find something funny or cute. We don't accept smiling as a casual thing. It's intimate.

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>>70009697
verboten

>>70008763
thats a big bulge for a girl

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>>70009697
are you pedo or something?

>>70009859
puffy pussies are the best

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>>70009815
pajalousta

>>70009859
As a rule such pussies are more tasty.

>>69994040
I thought that are the only two reasons people visit Brazil

>>70009925
Mнe кaжeтcя, oни тaк нe гoвopят "кaк пpaвилo"
Пpocтo aз южyaл нopмac

>>69994009
who's that girl(boy)

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>>70009883

>>70009968
Эз э pyл- ecть тaкaя кoнcтpyкция.

>>70009995
Бля, бyдy, ты пpaв
Я дyмaл, чтo тoлькo мы тaк иcпoльзyeм

>>69994009
how do these folks not get harassed in public?

>>70010101
>harassing little girls in public
That's a federal crime in Russia.

Why is this girl not wearing pants?

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>>70010238
who needs pants when you have shorts?

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>>70010238
But she is.

How do I get a cute Russian gf?

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Russia is a shitty country, I regret that I was born here

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>you will never visit a pioneer summercamp in your lifetime

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>>70010473
first: you need some sugar as a bite

>>70009317
* 2ch.hk

fixed it is our national 4chan

>>70010550
ты жe пoнимaeшь, чтo eмy этo вce пpиcнилocь
Пpocтo бaхни cпeций

>>70010589
No, 2ch.hk is our national reddit.

>>70010656
> our national reddit.
pikabu

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>>70010238
>pants

>>70010656
reddit is pikabu

>>70010550
Soviet teens really had a good time there, didn't they?

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Best girl.

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>>70010671
>>70010690
pikabu is more like 9gag

>>70010712
they sure did

>>70010806
> 9gag
1001mem
thoughts?

>>70010712
Yeah. Communism was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58G9B-THopI

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you know who if he?

>>70010872
Hикиткa

>>70010806
joyreactor is 9fag, they both has cancerous watermark

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>>69994009
We do border Russia.
It's okay, I guess.

We realized: Russian - not people. From now on the word "Russian" for us the most terrible curse. From now on the word "Russian" machine discharges. Let's not talk. We will not be indignant. We will kill. If you do not kill for a day at least one Russian, your day is gone. If you think of Russian you will kill your neighbor, you do not understand the threat. If you do not kill Russian, Russian will kill you. He will take your loved ones and will torment them in their accursed "Russian World". If you can not kill a Russian bullet, kill Russian knife. If thine calm area, if you expect a fight, kill Russian before the fight. If you leave Russian life, Russian hang free men and free women raped. If you kill a Russian, kill another - for us there is nothing more fun Russian corpses. Do not count days. Do not consider vents. Think of one thing: the killed Russian thee. Kill the Russian! - It asks raped Ukraine. Kill the Russian! - It begs you to Syrian child. Kill the Russian! - It screams humanity. Do not miss. Do not miss. Kill!

>>70010872
i don't, who is this?

>>70011072
He burned a rooster

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>>70011111
QUIIIIINTS

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>>70011222
>russian men

>>70011111
pentiple

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>>70010585
What would be the next step

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>>69994055
>>69994100
>>69994133
>>69994166
>>69994333
>>69994511
>>69995888
>>69996188
>>69996566
>>69996633
>>70001399
>>70002088
>>70004088
>>70008677
>>70008822
>>70008844
>>70008899
>>70008944
>>70009100
>>70009222
>>70009266
>>70009333
>>70009622
>>70010899
>>70011111
>>70011222
does this thread violate normal dubs distribution?

>>70011537
>23:10:00
>00
y-you too

>>69994009
No. The further from Russia, the better

>>70010854
>do not read the comments
>do not read the comments
>do not read the comments
fuck

if trips i fuck ALLY BREELSEN, russian pornstar in paris right now

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>>70012082
>ALLY BREELSEN
sounds like a swede name

>>70011537
>>70012142
post more

>>69994009
We would conquer the world.

>>70012142
that's her pseudo

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>>70012215

>>70012404
I would like this girl if she was older.

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>>70012570
but she is 69 years old

>>70012662
what is her name

>>70012776
CCCP-tyan

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>>70012776
Ульянa (she is USSR-tan, and she is named after Lenin)

>>69994062
Nice Binlan proxy Boris

I want to fuck a Russia

>>69994009
Nikita Leyn

Is that her name?

>>70013785
>Nikita Leyn
Aga. Maslo Oleina, blyat'.

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>>70013723
have an apple

>>70013785
Seryozha Ivanova

>>70013856
>>70014498
Fuck, that's a male name, isn't it?

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>>70014578
>male name

>>70008097
>We've annexed your territory for 45 years. Want it back? Give us money.
They were dealing with the costs of unification - why do you think they refused?

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>>70016517
Why we must return conquered lands? If you have something against this you can try reconquer them from us.

>>69994231
When 2 nukes weren't enough

The Eurasianist agenda is real and pure evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjoIRTzMfHw

>>69994009
>>69994009
The Frankish homeland was called Austrasia which means East-Rasia.

Pls liberate us I'm being oppressed.

>>70017410
>pls liberate us

We accept pay in burgers and fries.

>>69994009
I wouldnt mind. Russia couldnt invade us because we are stronker. Cheap booze and easy women.

>>70020459
We already have a sea border with them.

>>70020626
in Alaska, that doesnt count for anything.

>>70020719
Sure it does

Of course not, why would I want to border a third world alcoholic krokodil addicted militaristic shithole?

>>70020934
Ahhh yes the busy attu station to Occopa trade route.

>>69994062
t. Keijo Ivanovich Heikkinen (Soviet rape baby)

>>70022012
Isn't Keijo a Japanese name

>>69994009
yes because that way i could get a russian qt more easily

>>70023727
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keijo_(given_name)

>>70023822
Guess I was wrong

>>69994009
Well, I suppose it wouldn't be so hot at least.