Post languages or request languages and critique others.
German attempt:
>>69942388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kcMs0PPUx6
This is a snippet of a much larger poem:
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Here is a cheat sheet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRSvTSY0d4
Though you should try first without watching.
post some kawaii German words
Why do you lads do this?
>>69991596
Der pimmel
give me some TURKISH to speak in the very coveted and exotic American accent
>>69991606
because it's fun
>>69991660
shut up you muslim lover
>>69991694
Don't talk to me
>>69991572
Poem's a meme, not hard at all if you speak decent English except maybe a few parts over the entire thing. You can even deduce hints from the context very often (e.g. it's immediately obvious that busy rhymes with dizzy and prayer with tear, or that break-steak and bleak-streak contrast with each other)
But I'll do it anyway after I take a smoke, I got nothing better to do frankly
>>69991741
the only people who want to hear you are sandniggers
>>69991826
The only people who want to hear YOU are in bizarro world you rude cunt
>>69991660
Give me some TURKISH feet
>>69991694
kurwa cyka
>>69991826
Türks are whiter than you Pedro
>>69991918
>turk
>white
it's okay they're still fucking thicc
>>69991913
This is all I have
>>69991969
>that "thing"
>turk
Choose one.
>>69991900
better me than roach alluh akbars
>>69991918
>>69991969
>>69991992
Love this meme
>>69991816
Yeah but this is just the start of it, it get trickier as you go, desu
>>69991979
would get khan'd/10
>Vocaroo thread
>No vocaroo
Ah yes, the vocaroo thread.
>>69992318
Someone posted an English "poem" to read.
Post French or ask for something in another language, Marion.
Romanian
Cum faptul de a procrea presupune o rărăcire monstruoasă, e sigur că dacă am deveni înţelepţi, adică indiferenţi faţă de soarta speciei, am păstra din ea doar câteva eşantioane, la fel cum se conservă specimene de animale pe cale de dispariţie. Să punem stavilă cărnii, să încercăm să-i frângem fiorosul avânt. Asistăm la o adevărată molimă de viaţă, la o inflaţie de chipuri. Unde şi cum să mai rămâi singur cu Dumnezeu?
>>69992718
Sing some Sandu Ciorba.
Read this pls
wow so many vocaroos
>>69992994
I know, yours is the best
Yesterday's pray in irish make me so intrigued that I decided to try to learn this hell. Such PAIN, how you speak on it...
>>69993135
no way, that namefag and that Russian are saving all the vocaroos in a 6 GB folder. They can differentiate between voices
>>69993173
Put on a nigger accent or something?
>>69991325
Sounds like you're speaking Middle High German T B H
>>69993185
nah, I will just sit back and wait other people to post, people won't don't care if their vocaroos are saved
SOMEBODY POST A FUCKING VOCAROO
>>69993243
>people won't don't care if their vocaroos are saved
>won't don't
>>69992790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JHgcZMpBxc
>>69992971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AynSWLaYmJ
>>69993267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hYOakdsttm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rvtkfJl3qu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihXIRBAL2w
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDdAy1kAuL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW5qRJ9sRN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Kc2DiwMGh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTa4UjFCQl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCFQNDgp5x
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LSUevkmH9b
>>69993269
> lol he wrote a wrong word
>>69992718
Gave that a try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JspQhxSEY0
>>69993291
You're a creepy fuck, mate
>>69992971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RRNUM7Rvvd
>>69993341
Pretty good, 8/10
>>69993281
I'm saving this shit.
>>69993596
Thank you
>>69993163
>Yesterday's pray in irish make me so intrigued that I decided to try to learn
There's at least 3 of us (maybe 4-5) who speak Irish to varying degrees on /int/, you can ask for pointers in /éire/ if you want it.
>Such PAIN, how you speak on it...
The rules might seem confusing at first but they're very consistent. It's probably easier than English to get an understanding of.
>>69993227
>Middle High German
where did I go wrong? ;_;
>>69993758
>where did I go wrong? ;_;
I dunno, it is really hard to understand. It seems like you don't know much about German orthography/pronunciation.
>>69992790
>>69993281
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JHgcZMpBxc
(you)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XSXG87bKQF
R8 my may-may reading
>>69993869
7/10 laddie
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/15/trumps-first-uk-post-election-interview-brexit-a-great-thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ne3L1uhwF1
pls r8 and no bully pls ;_;
>>69991596
obviously Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bgCa2H9Jzv
>>69993943
Your voice is cute :3
>>69993970
thank you
Why do russians have such manly voices.
>>69994048
They dont, only pretending.
>>69993813
What kind of sounds should I have noticed that I didn't?
Please say llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NMs5y5EnZG
>>69993919
You seem to ignore the articles of "a" or "the" for some reason. You also pronounce "v" like "w". Aside from that it's mostly fine.
>>69994071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BSzCspJ6rV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TFcev1rBgA
Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intelligor illis
>>69993758
Found a few tutorials, it was difficult. Hope not give up after a couple of weeks.
>>69994136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYThj5bJK8
>>69993869
Quite the listening experience, made me do a right kek
>>69994226
Are you blind or just vatnique?
>>69994191
Because i dont want to make my accent sound even stronker.
>>69994079
You erroneously pronounce
>ie /iː/ as ei /a͜J/
>ch /x/ as k /k/
>äu /o͜ʏ/ as a͜ʊ
>ä /eː~ɛː/ as a /a/
>ö /oː/ as o /oː/
>ü /yː/ as u /uː/
And you sometimes mess up vowel length/tenseness.
>>69994326
Cymru is the Orc's tongue
>>69994136
easy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vWgkAjFGH8
>>69993869
Kek, pretty goot
>>69994378
>>69994079
<ö> is supposed to be /oː/ of course.
Additionally, <s> is voiced /z/ syllable-initially in Standard German.
>>69994246
https //thepiratebay org/torrent/7577625/Irish_Gaelic_(Gaeilge)_Language_Learning_Pack_(Updated)
There's a few documents in here that teach Irish in Russian iirc.
Most of it is from English into Irish though
>>69994377
Your accent sounds stronker by mispronouncing the v, m80.
>>69994378
>IPA
Never learned those, would you mind recording the sounds?
>>69994396
>>69994136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HI8QH64BwH
I know understand why Welsh people sound like they've a speech impediment when speaking English
>>69994491
<ö> is supposed to be /oː/ of course
Which one sounds right? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FujsLa6Ymh
When I was Munich, the ö I heard sounded (to me) like the former rather than the latter.
>>69994491
Fuck 4chan keeps messing up the character. It is an o with a diagonal line across it
>>69994500
Here is a quick lesson on vocaroo.
>>69994609
They are both close, but not quite correct. The first one is German ü and the second is German o. Try to pronounce it as a German e with rounded lips or listen to the lesson I recorded.
>>69994609
>>69994737
forgot link because I am a huge faggot pls rape my face
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RZb13W2f02
>>69994765
>pls rape my face
well, ok...
Afternoon lads, any nice French or German to post?
>>69994458
Almost a quarter of the way there
>>69994500
Breddy gud
Ya lyublyu golubyye ladoni
I zheleznyy zanaves na krasnom fone
Syryye guby pod voron'yom
I tela iz"yedennyye chervyom
YA lyublyu glukhoye ekho
I gniluyu zhizhu v moyey golove
Rodnuyu plesen' ikoty
Ya nekrofil,ya lyublyu sebya
Who wants to read it for me?
>>69995151
>nekrofil
>>69995151
Sorry.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o4pqd91vsK
>>69995313
>>69995313
I like the blue palms
And the iron curtain on the red background
Wet lips under the flock of ravens
And the worm-eaten bodies
I like the toneless echo
And the rotten muck in my head
My native mould of hiccuping, yeah,
I'm a necrophile, I love myself
Just a verse from a song that I like.
>>69995331
Love u, sweety
>>69995151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bFrl8yfH3C
>>69995502
na zdorovie (-;
>>69995559
You did better, but not so much fun