vocaroo thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkhI663tOY

fränkisch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zO9mb77SNv

>>69934801
posh/10
>>69934831
austrian/10

>>69934904
I'm actually a working class guy from the north of England.

>>69934904
>austrian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDK2JzhI7h

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>>69934245
>tfw american and no one gives a fuck about your accent

>>69934245
>We also bully people until they leave crying.
>Females encouraged.

>>69934955
unless you're from north dakota or were raised in thick appalachian country

>>69934831
post german
>>69934975
It's just namefags being edgy don't worry

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J5NLOvuo7H

>>69935173
>post german
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TwJIfdgToX

>>69935199
As in type out German..................

>>69935173
>It's just namefags being edgy don't worry

fuck off back to your bog

>>69935228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nBRfRmPrgk

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19MIn91xBmH my take at a british accent
ps. love u babs

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oVRrzxDUf8
pls respnd

>>69935400
you tried

Collected a buttblasted Canadian yelling at me a while ago.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv

>>69935478
Yes, yes I did.

>>69935400
>my take at a british accent
topkek
>ps. love u babs
<3 (even though i don't remember who you are)

>>69935456
>pls respnd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HjnccxbiQ

>>69935490
"Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NxH0EHn2SS

>>69934245
Anything nice in English for me to read?

>>69935623

10/10, would eat at your michelin star restaurant jacques

>>69935560
ahh fuck

>>69935560
I'm "Not Ano"

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>>69935639

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>>69935623
>fuck
>stop using French words

>>69934955
If you speak in a foreign language, lots of people will make fun of your accent and grammatical errors

>>69935490
Doesn't load sound

>>69935681
is this you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WxzTydLWom
/are you the one that made that youtube video?

>>69935706
do foreigners find american accent cute when you try to speak their language

>>69935773
No & no. I've never really understood why you guys mistook me for Ano, and this guy is neither Ano or me. So what we have here is at least 3 Finnish guys mistaken for the same person even though none of us sound exactly alike. What the fuck 4chan?

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>>69935623
if someone did this one i'd return the favor with great pleasure

>>69935838
Well I can definitely tell you apart from Ano now, he has a deeper voice. But you & that voc i posted sounds really really similar kek

>>69935639
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/

R8 me m80s.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSf9Bs0XMt

Disregard the light microphone noise, I'm going to get a new one soon.

>>69935875
Post your voice! This faggot will download all your voices and memorize them

>>69935921
You sound Norwegian

>>69935872
J'ai fait l'effort.

https://clyp.it/tdnnjb5l

>>69935872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x8IixgjK1R
t. can't speak french

>>69935921

9/10, pretty much flawless

>>69935673
do you remember what it said? maybe i have it saved

>>69936050
Are you saving everyone's recordings?

>>69935872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sczHVfnEC7

>>69935921
>epple flavored
>the owner, steve deramond

I liked those parts. Your accent is very good.

>>69936075
>Are you saving everyone's recordings?

no, just the ones that make me laugh. my voc folder is only 79 files, and then 30 in a folder specifically dedicated to one anon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpjCWNNC18

I'm drunk as fuck. How bad is it?

>>69936135
it's decent

>>69935872
One for the Frenchie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OsxNWSQvnW

>>69935966
Never got this one.

>>69935991
Thanks.

>>69936135
Really good.

>>69936135
sounds very german

>>69935875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IHoabmq695

>>69936135
Sounds like Vladimir Putin

>>69935903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oIezdI95i4

>>69936133
> Only 79 files
> 30 to one anon

>>69936201
kek

okay, what about are you the one that posted Down Under by Men at Work the other day?

>>69936228
now do the rest of it you lazy cunt

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>>69935683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1neU5P1u7kB

>>69936305
if he records the full text then you better fucking rate every single part of it

>>69936247
if you wanna hear some of my favourites:
https://archive.org/details/OtherVocaroonisVocarooThread2015slash2016

>>69936317
Fantastic.

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>>69936181
>>69936084
>>69935991
>>69935982
mash'allah vous avez tous une place au paradis

>>69936445
Ouais!

>>69936445
Ta gueule Mouloud

>>69935683
>>69936228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ZNp4E3bPH
r8

>>69936293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LsO6iadwAa

>>69936508
because you all have the same emotionless one-tone accent :)

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>>69935903
>http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07rtS6Ao5HQ

Fuck English.

>>69936534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02zI4qgJjUD

>>69935683
My shitty impression.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfTIXohQec

>>69935812
looks a bit lazy, like you are not even trying, or making fun of the language

>>69936643
what about the ones who try, are they cute

Gimme more French to record.

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Requesting any part of this:
¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.

En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto.

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S4jfOeofeB
How's this?

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>>69936699
Yeah, it can be. As long as you actually try, I'm happy personally.

>>69936743
t. Richi Phelps

>>69936877
I fucking love these types of pictures,

my try http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OzZQodaIkU
>>69936699
yes !
>>69936743
my best mexican impression, probably got mixed up with others
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dQ4ZMtx3Rk

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>>69936930
Here's more then.

>>69936984
Thanks, man.

>>69936965
can spaniards understand mexicans' spanish
there's a meme here that they can't but i don't really believe it

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>>69936877
<3 lafayette

>>69937026
Every spic country understands each other.
>>69936965
Speedy Gonzalez/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PoVEn4upwW

>>69937026
yes but there are many words they use that we just go "huh???"
mostly slang and words like "weon", "culiao"....

>>69936640
it'll be 'roight m8
the more you post the more i'll be able to distinguish your voice. if you have skype you could also join our group and get mistaken there too

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>>69937009
No problem. WW1 propaganda is great for this kind of stuff.

>>69937155
why isn't marianne showing off one of her titties?

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Here's my favourite, really shows the true nature of the Germans.

>>69937170
Well, it's made for an American audience after all. Showing an emaciated, scared, blood covered Marianne in tattered clothes and the horrors of the battlefield behind is fine, but God forbid a nipple is showing.

>>69937141
I'm too busy watching QI and playing the Witcher to post in Skype m8

>>69936743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffJdlaGw4u

>>69937468
cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OtKDXyWze2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aQCcrRxH54

bump

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkJlPqCgdZ

Requesting German

>>69941976
We had a few Germans already in the thread give vocaroos

>>69942086
I'm requesting something to read

>>69942224
Lenore fuhr ums Morgenrot
Empor aus schweren Träumen:
"Bist untreu, Wilhelm, oder tot?
Wie lange willst du säumen?" -
Er war mit König Friedrichs Macht
Gezogen in die Prager Schlacht,
Und hatte nicht geschrieben:
Ob er gesund geblieben.

Der König und die Kaiserin,
Des langen Haders müde,
erweichten ihren harten Sinn,
Und machten endlich Friede;
Und jedes Heer, mit Sing und Sang,
Mit Paukenschlag und Kling und Klang,
Geschmückt mit grünen Reisern,
Zog heim zu seinen Häusern.

Und überall all überall,
Auf Wegen und auf Stegen,
Zog Alt und Jung dem Jubelschall
Der Kommenden entgegen.
Gottlob! rief Kind und Gattin laut,
Willkommen! manche frohe Braut.
Ach! aber für Lenoren
War Gruß und Kuß verloren.

Sie frug den Zug wohl auf und ab,
Und frug nach allen Namen;
Doch keiner war, der Kundschaft gab,
Von allen, so da kamen.
Und als das Heer vorüber war,
Zerraufte sie ihr Rabenhaar,
Und warf sich hin zur Erde,
Mit wütiger Gebärde.

>>69942224
In 6 Tagen zieht Obama aus dem Weißen Haus aus. Hoffentlich benennt er das W-Lan vorher noch in „your_tweets_suck“ um.

>>69940363
choir boys, they are the worst

>>69942491
I'm no choir boy

>>69942544
choir boy: boys who cannot sing well, so they are only allowed to be in a choir. no solos allowed, and for good reason

>>69942563
Rude.
Let's hear you sing then lad.

>>69942576
I can't sing. So I do a nice thing, and don't post vocaroos of cawing song

>>69934245
tfw I barely understand your vocaroo

>>69942590
Must be sad to have such little self-esteem that you can't even enjoy yourself on an anonymous image board, friendo.
I may not be a great singer but it makes me happy.

>>69942621
I'm just teasing you Hans, cheer up.

But you're not a good singer. Take some singing lessons and your vocaroos will be better

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D8Z7S6HAex
Give me some hard things to say in english

>>69942697
squirrel

the tough men fought throughout the borough

>>69942697
I eat breakfast with my teeth while sailing on my ship with my sheep. This is a joke, let us focus on the kitchen, where I am cooking chicken.

did you fall asleep

>>69936965
> European Mexicans think they're better than our Mexicans

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WTRYainByV

>>69935456
why do you sound like you're dribbling

>>69942745
>>69942799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FZIfkKbZdl
sorry for shitty audio and only saying like 2 things but my whole family is awake now and I can't seem autistic

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Requesting this
Tres tristes tigres comían trigo en un trigal.

>>69944749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cWTzLQMpeA

>>69944749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10RAWAXMp0y

>>69935456
you sound like a bathroom sink

>>69944380
> Whrrrllll
> The hwwwwrrlll

>>69947498
obvious anglo pronuncation but decent
>>69947514
were you born in Spain ?

>>69942388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GmCp6F6yaj

>>69944749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIRftkFdF5

>>69952078
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GmCp6F6yaj
That was really really good.
Pierre?

>>69952289

Danke.
Ja?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSVVV00PsQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpPVo3udhA

gentle bump

rate my runglish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wqukLoG2J5

>>69934245
So i have been learning brazilian, are any bazils here? How do i sound?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAbiHzXCaq

dead

>>69936743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OvcyyBtlRp
Studied Spanish 10 years ago for 2 or 3 months, wonder if I still can read correctly. Didn't understand even half of the text.

>>69952289
>Pierre?
Don't worry I'm here.
Bump.

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Bump motherfuckers.

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Give me something to record

>>69967052
Anything from this would be great Igor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJ75PHNS2Y

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oo3GUJfRFd

>>69967186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLtf51NN3n

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>>69967052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbHYb1vUAR

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>>69968244
are you me

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>>69968244
I was expecting to hear the parts in russian but good stuff anyway.

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>>69968594
Parallel universe

>>69968642
Je peux montrer mon français sur l'exemple de quelques paragraphes de Sartre. Avec Strong Russian Accent

>>69968244
>>69968594
schoolkids btfo

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>>69968743
pls be my sister in the parallel universe

>>69969265
Surrre, sugarcube
>>69969238
Tы злoй, yхoди

>>69968894
Sure why not.

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*wait, i just noticed that >>69968477
means to be to >>69967186

>>69970162
Is it possible to understand something?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHa1PEpwO7

How do you break a frenchmans neck? Smash down the toilet seat when he's drinking

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>>69970918
>German fetishes

>>69970918
Mmm, German humour, as appropriate as ever

>>69970747
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHa1PEpwO7
Not him, but I understand everything, your accent isn't a problem.

>>69940363
soothing desu

How do you drown a German? Give his prostitute a lot to drink.

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>>69971572
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
hahhaha...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICANS MAN HAHAHAHA

>>69971572
lol

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>>69971679

>>69970918
>>69971572
it's vocaroo thread, faggots
sing us songs instead of shiposting

>>69971947
>it's vocaroo thread, faggots
>sing us songs instead of shiposting

lmao newfag

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>>69971315
Merci, nice to know
"L'existentialisme est un humanisme", ouvrage philosophique publié en 1946. J ai "Nausse", mais i was too lazy to translate.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1DzFUbXNQ

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>>69971969
better than namefag

>>69972066
You owe me two ear drums, cunt

>>69937101
that's chilean tho

gimme something to record

>>69972281

ashadu an la ilaha illallah
allahu akhbar

>>69972281
Ils quittent un à un le pays
Pour s'en aller gagner leur vie
Loin de la terre où ils sont nés
Depuis longtemps ils en rêvaient
De la ville et de ses secrets
Du formica et du ciné
Les vieux ça n'était pas original
Quand ils s'essuyaient machinal
D'un revers de manche les lèvres
Mais ils savaient tous à propos
Tuer la caille ou le perdreau
Et manger la tomme de chèvre

>>69972096
HAHAHA you fucking frog eater

>>69972336
C'est de toi?

>>69972378
say squirrel

>>69972399
C'est de Jean Ferrat, voyons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkI5wGVjfX8

>>69972313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jGLdBrpKtH

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>>69972405
i dont have a mic
i can pronounce it tough

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>>69972622

shalom aleichem akhi

If someone can sing it, I'll be happy:
Le Cheval , Le Cheval
Sa m'a pris très tôt
Le Cheval , Le Cheval
Je trouvais trop beau
D'aller au Galop
Le Cheval , Le Cheval , Le Cheval c'est génial !
Le cheval, le cheval, le cheval c’est génial !

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>>69970747

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>>69972903
Fuck, I managed to forget about this song, it's stuck in my head again now, thank you very much.

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>>69935623
hon hon hon/10

>>69972622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCtGqypmKo

Can you sing this bro ? I can't find the lyrics in roman alphabet.

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>>69935623

>>69934245
rate


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZBstesb77
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZBstesb77
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZBstesb77

>>69970747
please be in Zlatoust

>>69960642
You sound cute

REQUESTING TO HEAR SOMEONE SINGING GET INTO THE GROOVE BY MADONNA


/ANYONE/ ?

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>>69973750
in understandable way or in Japanese-cute way?

>>69973863
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAbiHzXCaq
tried my best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>69973974
not far off

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>>69973175
tried to sing it but it turned out terrible

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17X6i56cYHg

>>69973421

3/10 not enough "top o' the mornin' to ya laddie"

>>69974117
: (

>>69974082
ня?

>>69974081
That's alright, don't feel bad.

requesting türk

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>>69974179

so tired so tired but on the other hand had a nice dinner nice look all gone all gone so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin dublin of all places i hate it i hate driving around the m50 hate it and that new mohaiio motorway on the way up to dublin god its so long hate it well tis alright like but tis nowt to look at but on the other hand its to go to the airport dont mind that

>>69937091
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PoVEn4upwW
nigga/10
You made me laugh, bro. Thanks.

>>69974795
who the fuck is that lad

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ntWHWxGZhj
Babs rate please
u
m
p

>>69944749

The 'en un' bit was hard for me, I ended up saying 'num' twice instead.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nAt2MmaO9

Gimme anything to say/sing on ru or fr

>>69975200
You can sing this or read it whatever you prefer >>69972336
See >>69972456 for the rythm

>>69975200
can you sing something in german? (or atleast try?)
Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten,
sie fliegen vorbei wie nächtliche Schatten.
Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jäger erschießen
mit Pulver und Blei: die Gedanken sind frei!

Ich denke was ich will und was mich beglücket,
doch alles in der Still', und wie es sich schicket.
Mein Wunsch und Begehren kann niemand verwehren,
es bleibet dabei: die Gedanken sind frei!

Und sperrt man mich ein im finsteren Kerker,
das alles sind rein vergebliche Werke.
Denn meine Gedanken zerreißen die Schranken
und Mauern entzwei: die Gedanken sind frei!

>>69975200
>>69975496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmwTa9qRq0o

>>69975063

silky smooth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xnhWnNxNvH

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>>69975063

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>>69975063
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>>69975063
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>>69975063
>>>

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>>69975063
bit cold out

Goodness me, lots of strapping lads posting pics tonight

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>>69975063
irish

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>>69975496


>tfw no longer able to sing

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>>69975063
weather

>>69975334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pg7Ac1ZZIT
Cant sing this
>>69975496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UGyJHOs1B3
Well I tried

>>69974082
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wqukLoG2J5

Read the Our Father in Irish

Ár n-Athair atá ar neamh,
Go naofar d'ainim,
Go dtagfadh do ríocht,
Go ndéantar do thoil ar an talamh mar a dhéantar ar neamh.
Ár n-arán laethúil tabhair dúinn inniu,
agus maith dúinn ár bhfiacha
mar a mhaithimidne dár bhféichiúna féin
Ach ná lig sinn i gcathú,
ach saor sinn ó olc,
Amen.

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>>69976322
I am saving that one for sure!

>>69976322
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pg7Ac1ZZIT
That's pretty good overall. You made a few mistakes but Tbh they don't impact the comprehension very much.

>>69975496
Don't know how to sing it so I just read it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QrbYs7BFoB

>>69976404
I dunno how to read this at all...
>>69976467
Say something in russian. You'll understand how difficult it is...
>>69976542
Its 2 am in Moscow, already difficult to concentrate

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>>69976879
>I dunno how to read this at all...
Most people don't, but try it anyway.

>>69976404
lol i had no idea

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FHoQNEZzyB

>>69977111
2/10 objectively but as a foreigner who probably hasn't seen it before, it was like 5/10.

>>69976663
>kein jäger erscheißen
you have some 8/10 pronounciation, would let my wife be impregnated by you anyday

>>69973964
the mic isn't that clear but sounds like your average eastern european english speaker. yes it's understandable

>>69976542
sounds finnish

>>69977528
for
>>69976322

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aSDnepmkCN

xDDDD

>>69977783
Do all Welsh people have speech impediments?

>>69977049
>orange
>order

the 'o' is the same in both for me desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rbuoyBw1aZ

>>69977992
Yeah that was brought up before. It's a slightly different sound for me, I'm just too lazy to fix the image. Think of the "o" sound in own instead.

>>69977049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uUxE5nhP02
I tried to use these rules, but I think it was worse than if I read it as the latin alphabet.

>>69978199
Aye, it was pretty bad haha

Sounds more like
>>69976404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15vWK01o3eS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1btNkBk3NUH

>>69977783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S8SxzRtLgW

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>>69975496
>tfw can't sing
>tfw don't speak German
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Evl978e0OX

>>69979619
Post Russian plz

>>69979027
top kek.

>mittnight

you can't hide under than flag euro

>>69980055

wasnt me :DDDDDD

>>69980055
>>69980614

guy was danish who originally recorded that 2bh

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Read Russian:
Хopoшo - чтo никoгo,
Хopoшo - чтo ничeгo,
Taк чepнo и тaк мepтвo,

Чтo мepтвee быть нe мoжeт
И чepнee нe бывaть,
Чтo никтo нaм нe пoмoжeт
И нe нaдo пoмoгaть.

Khorosho - chto nikogo.
Khorosho - chto nichego.
Tak cherno i tak mertvo.

Chto mertveye byt ne mozhet
I cherneye ne byvat.
Chto nikto nam ne pomozhet
I ne nado pomogat.

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bump

>>69981427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TM8d8ZjSww
Rate

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>>69982031
Anglo/10

>>69982207
Can you latinise it? No idea what sound Cyrillic letters make.

>>69982392
>>69981427
Read carefully, bro

>>69981427
guessed all of the sounds desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FF6gDNiXtj

>>69982642
nice!
the first sound must be Russian h, not k

>>69982207
How can I improve?
Post more Russian

>>69983057

start smoking, buy a tracksuit, and drink a lot of wodka

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>>69983057
Do you read Cyrillics?

Mopoз и coлнцe; дeнь чyдecный!
Eщe ты дpeмлeшь, дpyг пpeлecтный -
Пopa, кpacaвицa, пpocниcь:
Oткpoй coмкнyты нeгoй взopы
Haвcтpeчy ceвepнoй Aвpopы,
Звeздoю ceвepa явиcь!

Moroz i solnce; den' chudesnyj!
Eshche ty dremlesh', drug prelestnyj -
Pora, krasavica, prosnis':
Otkroj somknuty negoj vzory
Navstrechu severnoj Avrory,
Zvezdoyu severa yavis'!

>How can I improve?
more reduction of vowels, softer consonants, the stress is not correct in some words (well there is no way to know the stress in or words and we ourselves fuck up sometimes)

>>69983413
namefags raus

>>69978758
kek

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>>69983501

>>69983441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R66pee4D6M
I tried

I can read Cyrillic but I'm terribly slow.
Also how come г can either be pronounced as g or v, and how do you tell the difference?

>>69983875
actually it's pretty okay
just pay more attention to e, it must be [jэ] in most cases, not [э]

also coлнцe is [coнцэ]

>how come
г is в only if the word ends in -oгo/-eгo, in other cases it's just usual г

>>69984085
wait, i lied, "ceгoдня" is also with [в]
but it's probably the only exception

>>69984085
>г is в only if the word ends in -oгo/-eгo, in other cases it's just usual г
If that's true then why is мнoгo pronounced with a g?

Sorry for dumb questions, I really appreciate the feedback.

>>69984263
hmm, you are right.
well, then there is probably no general rule for this.

maybe it's because in мнoгo г is part of the root, and it's pronounced as в in endings only.
and ceгoдня was originally ceгo дня so technically it was also the ending once.


they are not dumb at all, feel free to ask more

>>69986546

i bumped ur nan last night outside a pub in grimsby

>>69934245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s048sdamvb8q

>>69986580
Kek

>>69987624

9/10, you don't sound Finnish at all.

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>>69987740
>uzbekistan
hue

requesting cute text in french to read

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>>69989169

bonjour pédale. je veux baiser votre soeur. est-ce-que votre soeur aime le sexe anal ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMz1jDYtklU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jf2WAGlAAL

>>69989288
si

did any girls post?

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>>69989304
(you)

>>69989304
literally fukken saved

>>69989350

im a girl :33

(((((nod realy :DD)))))

>>69989350
a lot

>>69989169
C'est la danse des canards
Qui en sortant de la mare
Se secouent le bas des reins
Et font coin-coin.
Fait's comme les petits canards
Et pour que tout l'monde se marre
Remuez le popotin
En f'sant coin-coin
À présent claquez du bec
En secouant vos plumes avec
Avec beaucoup plus d'entrain
Et des coin-coin
Allez mettez-en un coup
Maintenant pliez les g'noux
Redressez-vous.

Tournez, c'est la fête
Bras dessus-dessous
Comm' des girouettes
C'est super chouette
C'est extra-fou.

>>69989365
>>69989372
which ones? sorry I am lazy but I still want to hear girl voices

Here's the Corries
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14rBCKyjJKN

Can never get "ay" sounds for some reason

>>69989359
>saving someone's vocaroos

fucking creeper, dude

>>69989455
>>69989447
Fuck, this is why I don't post vocaroos

>>69989455
Oh fugg, I'm never postin now tbqhwy

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>>69989473
>>69989537

whaa? why?

>>69989411

>>69983875
>>69982031
>>69979619
>>69978199
>>69976322
>>69974082
>>69970747
>>69968477
>>69968244
>>69967512
>>69960642

>>69989447
>>69989473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYSNRcWTd0w

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>>69989447
i just like when anons sing, what's wrong with it

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>>69989601
2spoopy4me

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>>69989588
thanks!

>>69989473
>>69989537
>>69989617
tfw i only save russian vocaroos

>>69989766
why

>>69989551
Here's another for the folder http://vocaroo.com/i/s15go2FlfCTP

>>69989775
i like accent

>>69989800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OR657Rv6OU

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>>69989800
>>69989873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jeY9uln2ei

>>69989945
>>>/his/2224853
>>69934726
https://archive.nyafuu.org/wsr/thread/251276/

Care to explain yourselfs?

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>>69990004
I was especially angry at the British because I remembered Dunkirk is being made, so I vented by making shitpost threads

>>69990023
https://warosu.org/tg/thread/50619925

There's a lot you can learn about a poster by just searching the filename of whatever image they post.

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>>69990004

you should voc that desu

>>69990071
this is my worst nightmare Tbh

>>69990071
Actually that wasn't me, I liked his filename, so I used it kek
He posted it on /a/ or /k/ I think.

I got mistaken for a transman because me and him/her saved the same reaction image from an /a/ thread.

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>>69990071
Mate, I literally have the same pic saved with same filename, I got if from some cunt on /pol

hi where are the cute russian posters

https://join.skype.com/k2b7rmktWv1B

come join

Requesting Greek, French and I guess I wouldn't mind Spanish cause I'm badly out of practice.

Posting Scottish English/Scots (I won't try it though to spare yourselves and myself the embarrassment):

Rab's nivir hud a ride in ehs puff; perr wee cunt. Disnae seem too bothered, mind you.

Anyone want a >Londoner

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2o049JewC

>Jew in the url

>>69990716
First time I've ever done that http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x2eTp5HW5l

>>69990775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03H4U5f88Gf

Ignore that one this one's better

>>69990727
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2o049JewC

Lmao. You sound more Standard British (ad hoc term pls no bully) to me than Londoner though, tbqhwyfam. Most Londoners I've heard speak had more markedly "regional" speech, even if they were middle or upper class

>>69990775
>>69990801

Fuckin barry, lmao

Scots don't pronounce -u- as oo like Northerners or (some) Irishmen, though. It's a short [ʌ] like in, say, General American

>>69990727
>>69990841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KufhnQDD0P

>>69990886
Had a laff, would watch a movie with you in it

>>69990841
It's Estuary English. I sound more formal when I present myself no matter what the setting for some reason

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DqvvjpSHT7

>>69990775
>>69990801
Can you two do a Queen Elizabeth or Prince William impression?

>>69990716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ti4osAOkD4