/brit/

>>69985375
good hat doge

you can all blow me

imagine being a fat cunt

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Logan City

doubt that there's 7-8 aussies

we have turtlemong, the fat one, and phimosislad

who are the others?

Come here hunny, come to Mommy, I know your just standing there watching, what’s wrong? has Mommy not given you enough attention. Come on… I think I have. Now come and talk to Mommy, I know all your thinking about at the moment is breasts.. is it not? don’t get shy come and tell Mommy. I know what you have been up to. When ever your sister comes home from athletics club and sleeps on the sofa, you stare at her tits through that tight little white t-shirt she wears. I know you do, Ive seen you! and then you rub your little penis and grope her just like this don’t you. I want you to promise Mommy that you wont do that from now on, its very naughty, you focus on Mommy instead…

>yanks crashed the video game industry in the 80s
yeah can you do that again thanks

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>>69985392
fatty mcfat fat

badly depressed lads haha

more depressed than i've ever been haha

>>69985428
haha

Do you have anything to tell me, young man? About what you did at school today… in the girls bathroom. You can’t just whip it out in front of girls. Your penis! Oh dear, is… is it because of the game we used to play? Honey, that was OUR game, you can only play that with Mommy. It’s well… very inappropriate with other girls. Oh honey, I know we haven’t done it in a long time… remember what happened the last time we played? Mommy got so carried away… it’s just, you were so excited to show me your penis, Mommy took off all of her clothes too. I didn’t know it’d happen… it got so big and hard when you saw me naked…

quite hungry 2bh

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>>69985406
don't have to imagine

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>>69985428
Things will get better lad

>tfw looked at the most popular girl baby names in 2015
>they are all names ive seen in porn

bit troubling

>unable to identify a literal british nobody
>'wahh its because your yankified'

pom arrogance everybody. I doubt a korean could finger the cunt in a game of 'Guess Who' either.

>>69985423
they are doing it already with steam and indie shits

>>69985419
there's like 4 posters from brisbane alone, 2 or 3 from sydney, same from melbourne, 1 from adelaide and 1 from perth

>>69985465
why so many from B R I S B A N E

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hot breath on the air
moving swiftly through the trees
thoughts of oats hound me

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Lexi Belle and Jenna Sativa wet panties scissoring

I'd finger a korean cunt in a game of 'Guess Who'

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>>69985474
Lesbian porn is so shit like 80% of the time

>>69985471
Brisbane is powerful

>>69985474
THEY SHE'S NEVER SEEN A SALAD

>>69985465
>some from melbourne

ALL. ME

>>69985471
Yeah its weird. Memecity is well overreperesented here. On the other hand, Melbourne is the second biggest city behind sydney and im the only melbournian (except for maybe one other lad) that posts here.

what's it like sharing intimate moments with another person and letting your emotional guard down?

not sure if i should have brekkie now or wait until 8-9am

>>69985471
memecity is the GOAT city desu

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While they are away
Leaves pile up
In the gardens of the Gods

EXTREMELY COMFY VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTfYgT2id_k

>>69985474
is it bad that im still turned on by that body?

>>69985507
That's because smellbournians are too busy jerking off into their gay sex latte extra soys, you homo. One of my friends is gay by the way, I'm not a homophobe, just telling it how it is.

>>69985492
I unironically agree but I like that scene a lot I think THICC Lexi is best Lexi

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>Not loving meme-city

I like to pronounce it wrong as well

>>69985492
bender

>>69985507
melbournites all post on reddit, your presence here is an anomaly

really need a sexually naive girl so we can awkwardly explore our bodies together

>>69985545
look at that majestic brown snake

heaven is real

brisBANE?

>>69985520
Why do Celestials love koi carp so much?

>>69985531
no it means you have high testosterone levels

>>69985556
What about a hungry cougar out for young cum?

>>69985520
Imagine how much effort he went through to pick up every little leaf

>>69985558
xD based japan again

Joining a frat, going on a house tour tomorrow. They basically can't turn me down because my GPA is great and I'm a legacy.
Extremely nervous that my autism will come out though.

>>69985556
had a fwb that was too experieenced and could tell she was frustrated with me and it made sex significantly worse to the point where I stopped hanging out with her

haha im beta

>>69985558
that's not how you pronounce it you fucking idiot

>>69985581
is that a question or an offer :3

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>>69985562
they are nice fish
and they are fairly intelligent so far as fish are concerned

my grandparents have a koi pond and the fish will recognize people and allow you to rub their backs/heads.

pic related is one of their koi

the oneitis is on her way back to aus
can't wait til she gets a chad bf

>>69985588
FOYNT

>>69985589
>had a fwb
fuck off turbo normie

not a fan of the white bit in the middle of oreos

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>he takes online relationships seriously

Jay bird sent in a ban request haha what have I done now

>>69985616
thought everyone was boycotting oreos

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The jealousy brisrunts feel in regards to my city is astounding. Notice i never said anything bad at all about brisbane (soon to be the new Seaworld), yet they immediately start attacking the greatest city on earth. Fascinating.

Mel-BORN

>>69985594
brizbn

i want to do a jizz

What's your favourite type of Arnott's biscuit or cookie?

might visit australia only to shart in their marts

>>69985628
What city is your lots NYC?

>work with a lot of middle age women
>I'm 22
>its someones birthday so they have a ton of fancy chocolate out for everyone to take in the break room
>on my lunch when this happens
>women go NUTS, someone offers me chocolate and I say "I don't like chocolate much"
>a bunch of them start flipping out, some continuously offering me the chocolate, others just blown away that anyone could not like chocolate, one woman who thinks she's my mum asks if I'm feeling ok

Christ I hate this place.

>>69985644
monte carlos are nice
maybe an iced vovo
can't really think of all arnotts biccies

>>69985650
been to about 30 countries and I found that its the only one objectively better than the US

>>69985669
that's precisely why their marts need sharting

>>69985653
Perth

want to hire turtlegod to fuck my oneitis and send me the nudes

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>he lives in a city where african youth gangs run amuck

>>69985653
Sydney 2bh

>>69985653
melbourne is like a hybrid of new york and seattle, expensive as fuck and full of hipsters and coffee shops

>>69985669
never been to Canada then I reckon

>>69985653
all our cities sprawl out

>>69985691
yeah imagine being a yank

>>69985695
Sydney's more like Los Angeles

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>he lives in a city

Aoow

>>69985667
honestly though, how can you not like chocolate?

>>69985712
Have been but only Toronto

>>69985720
Ahh yes the holier than thou rural runt

>>69985728
I'll eat a couple occasionally but much more makes me feel sick
I just don't care for sweets

well if you touch me, I just think I'll scream

>>69985650
we don't have walmart here so looks like you're *shit* out of luck m8

Starting to think thailad is the janny... it all makes sense now.

>>69985720
Have fun driving everywhere and being 6 years behind on the latest trend.

I heard interstellar is coming out in theaters near you soon?

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ah yes, canadian cities

>toronto - full of faggot hipsters and degenerates
>montreal - full of frogs
>vancouver - full of chinks

the only objectively nice part of canada is yukon, and that's only because nobody lives there

imagine going to prison in Mississippi where the inmate population is 90% black

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stopped fapping for 3 days now i am completely in control of my own urges in regards to naked women

LOVE driving
can't imagine being a buswanker no-car runt

>>69985757
he'll have to make do with k-mart lmao

>>69985762
ah yes being up to date on trends
a key aspect to being a happy person!

>>69985768
If Montreal were an American city it would be the whitest one over 500k

>>69985771
White people don't go to prison. They can afford lawyers.

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>>69985375
>Ableist thread, get triggered
Healthy at every size special edition to be more inclusive

>>69985768
sounds great to me

every single American city is honestly dire beyond belief.
its Brazil tier

>>69985773
Already had 2 pulls today and another one later to go to sleep

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>it's a canadian episode
nah, not a fan

>>69985785
utter bellend weapon mong melt bellsnif poofter shirtlifting twat

>>69985792
NYC is amazing but not to live in. LA is overrated and disgusting

Boston is C O M F Y

>>69985792
new york alone has 5 cities that put all of yours to shame

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why aren't central asians the most masterful people in existence?

>>69985818
Good taste. LA is complete shit

>>69985818
>NYC is amazing
have you only been to Manhattan?
outside of the island it deteriorates fast
only some areas of Brooklyn are alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckmtvZ8jMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckmtvZ8jMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckmtvZ8jMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckmtvZ8jMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JckmtvZ8jMw

Need a gf from Lurgan

comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJoneL_gyho

>>69985826
need a kazakh gf

>>69985837
>>69985792
>>69985786
>>69985774
not even kidding around, why are your posts so fucking terrible? No one on this site likes canadians. Unbearable cunts you all are

>>69985837
t. has literally been to neither
fuck off leaf and take your countrymen with you

why do most trannies dress like absolute whores

>NYC
>LA

imagine living in a city that would be a prime target in the upcoming nuclear war

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>>69985868
>calling out dumb yanks = bad posts
uh oh

>>69985877
this

and imagine if the power went out for more than a day. all the dindus would be dinduing

>>69985877
>imagine living in a city that would be a prime target in the upcoming nuclear war
ah yes all those small towns with no power or internet and surrounded by radiation would truly be excellent to live in

>>69985871
cause they need deep dicking to activate their estrogens

>>69985853
shan't be comprehending a word of this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdb2TSFKZvE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdb2TSFKZvE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdb2TSFKZvE

>>69985877
reckon putin would nuke brisbane after he got bullied there at the g20 summit

Janny must be losing his shit sending in this many ban requests for me hahaha

>>69985889
everyone hates you

need a gf from brizbin

>its a country vs city episode

not a huge fan if im being honest

>>69985919
no one hate me lad

If you don't like vaporwave you can fuck off this site

go listen to your normoid music on reddit

>>69985860
VERY smooth footage, does he have some kind of mount?

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>tfw moved from melbourne to brisbane
>tfw shitpost about melbourne at every opportunity i get

Janny I have a dynamic IP and mobile data, you cannot stop me

>>69985901
ah yes having no power or internet is a fate worse than death

>>69985925
it's a simple question yes or no
yes or no it's a simple question
yes or no

>>69985925
agreed theres just no point to it when origin exists

>>69985937
Which do you honestly prefer?

>>69985913
very nice choon

>>69985943
yes it is, there's no boredom in death

>>69985871
They cant get jobs so many of them work in the sex industry

>>69985937
brisbane seems nice but i don't like big cities so my opinion is a bit biased

>>69985951
i miss melbourne
even if the people are subhumans

>>69985826
Because horses are irrelevant now.

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what browser do you use?
honestly I've been enjoying Opera a lot since switching from Firefox

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>there's no boredom in death

>>69985972
brisbane is 2.1mil how is it not big?

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>>69985962
stop roleplaying

>>69985978
Top 3 diffs between them

>>69985992
melbourne is bigger

>>69985963
white middle class millennial detected

>>69985987
lynx

>he thinks 2.1m is big

doing a SCREAM

can't even fathom the concept of being loved despite my flaws lmao what am i like

being bored is just a symptom of being a dull person.

>>69985998
what are you testing me or something la haha xo

>>69985987

FF

redditors..


...urgh, why are they the way that the are. The website itself could be great but the vast majority of people on there are just smug, sanctimonious little shits.

Atleast the people here are upfront about being dickheads

>>69986013
only person who loves me who isn't my parents lives on the other side of the world rn

>>69986006
you realise everyone on 4chan is a millennial right

>>69985938
Can you post something to prove youre a yank? With clear timestamp, like a pic of outside your window where we can see a yank street sign or some shit

>>69986024
This is the first british post in like 30 minutes

all foreigners should be killed haha

>>69986024
it's 90% neoliberal douchebags

>>69985987
chrome is objectively the best, ie is a virus haven, opera and safari are memes, and firefox is homophobic

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me and the ex gf. i miss her

>>69985375
what a qt

>>69986043
There is nothing wrong with neoliberalism.

>>69986044

chrome is a google/CIA data mining operation.

>>69986032
why's your sister in the indian ocean?

>>69986048
she looks retarded

>>69986034
I might not be, what's the start date for it, some time in the 80s right?

>>69985932
nah la, you can see his shadow when he walks by the huge transformer at 13:00

>>69986056
ideally sure, but culturally just fuck off

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>>69986024
Plebbit was a mistake

>>69986059
fine, let them have my data if they want, i'm not american so it doesn't matter

>>69986056
gas

>>69986012

I MUST SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

>>69986044
I'm liking Opera
I used chrome a long time ago and wasn't a fan, plus google botnet.

>>69986044
chrome is slower than firefox for me

>>69986080
the

There would be only one reason to hack 4chan. That would be to find a line on a poster you dont like.

wonder what the flatmates think me haha

I've been drunk every night for the past week and I have a habit of frequently falling into hysterical laughter when I'm spackered

>>69986091
rich class war now

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reminder.

>>69986063
late 80s

>>69986060
my sister and I barely talk, shes like 10 years younger than me and really different, all she does is sit on her ipad.

what memes will they come up with next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM

To the yank boasting dynamic ip. Prove youre a yank or get out.

>>69986114
Well I was born in 1980.

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>>69986036
Too dark


This is Denver tho

>>69986113
Don't think i've ever met a misbehaving oriental 2bh

>>69986128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aMZTZPZ9Rk

>>69986132
any stories from the War granddad?

>>69986116
same here to a lesser extent. my brothers are 7 and 9 years older than me. my parents openly admitted i was a mistake which really explains a lot about my shitty upbringing haha

>>69986113
it's only vietnamese that do this shit and they're statistically less intelligent than chinks and japs

>>69986116
she probably still likes you, my little sister who never gives me any attention was moaning to our older sister about life and said something along the lines of 'i miss the old anon' which i thought was weird

going to make getting a wife my top priority lads. the clock is ticking...

>>69986113
SEA monkeys and east asians are not the same.

>>69986150
Absolutely screeching

>>69986151
delete this image mate

>>69986113
its just fashion honestly
they dress like niggers but don't act like niggers

>>69986094
There was that guy who broke in to stalk some tripfag camwhore and then started messing with all the boards as an afterthought.

what's it like having a big family?

how would go about dating a person that you've stalked for years and haven't seen in the flesh for 6

>>69986153
she does because I'll do things with her sometimes, but usually she does her own thing and I do mine.

like we play videogames occasionally or go sledding or whatever.

series of unfortunate events is actually decent so far

>>69986186
I wouldn't

>>69986181
wish i could hack instagram and facebook to read messages

>>69986193
why are you reading an old children's book

>>69986150
alri

would like to go on a walking tour of Croydon.

>>69986205
alri

You know how you cringe when a non brit/aussie/kiwi says "mate"?


I get like that when non brits go "howling" or some similar shit. Bet you cunts try real hard in real life to get along with the postie too faggot

>>69986203
i'm watching the netflix series you utter bacon butty

>society starts declining the second everybody turns to atheism
ah yes

>>69986201
Probably just get you thrown in prison desu.

>>69986193
there's no way nph won't dissapoint me after carrey

>>69986147
proves nothing, i and pretty much everyone here could do a flawless yank accent because we've grown up listening to you twats on tv

>>69986201
>tfw know the password but not the email needed to get into the FB account you want to get into

it's almost always the other way around

>>69986219
t. The pom who lives in Victoria

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>>69986128
Its dark outside. Do other countries have Red Baron?

Only people in rural areas have static IPs

>>69986219
I say mate or bud

>>69986222

correlation =/= causation

>>69986225
he does a pretty good olaf

though i've only watched the first two episodes so far

>>69986222
define decline

if it has anything to do with sex you need to go back >>>/pol/

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It's a really nice day in Sydney today.
Dreading hump day though!

am VERY overweight lads

wouldn't dare set foot in a gym though because everyone would bully me, it's a catch 22

>>69986250
fellow /sci/ visitor, i see :)

bout to head out for a midnight jaunt in -13 weather

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this is my problem solver right here

>>69986222
Hopefully it doesn't go as badly as it did when people adopted Christianity desu.

>netflix

yodeling

>>69986277
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

will having this for brekkie

>>69986272
idbe catching 22 stone if you fell into me lmao

>>69986219
lots of people around here say lad/mate

>>69986223
you can't get thrown in prison for liking someone
>>69986233
how does that even happen

>>69986294
*smashes it to bits*

>>69986222
>I believe in an invisible man in the sky
fucking idiot lmao

>>69986250
>*shoots you*
>you fall to the floor and are on the verge of death
>c-correlation d-doesn't equal c-causation
>die
mildly impressive

>>69986272
no one would bully you

once you realise people don;t give a shit things become a lot easier.

if it really bothers you pick up some cheap weights and a bench plus maybe a power cage for home

Hey want me to post short horror story?

>>69986219
there was about 10k people at my local megachurch yesterday


don't know what you're on about

>>69986242
>>69986302
HOWLING at the thought of leafs saying lad or mate in real life
it doesn't happen at all.
t. visit frequently

>>69986312
>i believe in nothing
teach me the ways of the universe master

>>69986341
>my experiences as an american tourist outweigh your experiences as a canadian citizen
wind your neck in

>>69986338
meant for>>69986222

>>69986341
never say lad
say mate when referring to someone but not directly

howling at the fact i know of at least 2 poms posting under colonial flags

don't see a good argument against rape if you're gonna an hero anyway

>>69986302
>>69986242
cracking the fuck up picturing leafs saying "mate or lad"

>>69986361
How do you know them so personally?

imagine a nasally leaf saying "mate" in his yank accent
>w-we are british, I swear!

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>canadians or yanks saying "mate"

I hope you lads "joking" about suicide come to the realization that self-murder is sin and represents eternal damnation

*gaslights you*

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>graduated 1.5 years ago
>worked part time wagecuck jobs and wasted almost all my free time after huge amounts of internet time wasting

Well now that I've lived like a rich person I'm sure I can now stop feeling FOMO and just become a workaholic...

Oh wait, I still feel like I need to keep up with all the memes and Tr*mp coverage and outrages. And my favourite hobby is borrowing my mum's car, driving around gawking at normies, drinking coffee, and browsing 4chan on my phone.

EVERYTHING feels like it is either trivial or frustrating as fuck. I am lazy as fuck but adopting a productivity system would make me feel like a pathetic cuck that has given up on free will.

I stupidly went to my nearest university which was awful intellectually. I have failed shitloads of interviews due to autism. Having a posh accent or being one of da lads are the only ways to pass interviews and I can't fake either.

How bad do you feel about not being on "the track" i.e., those prestigious career paths that even dumb people can go on and keep their options wide open while building career cred. e.g., arts degree at oxbridge, maybe a half assed masters degree, then some combination of management consulting, investment banking, politics etc (or 3 years of law school in the USA!). This is literally our economy in action. You get rewarded for having a BS job doing BS low IQ required things as long as other people think it's prestigious.

I feel so weighed down by the societal pressure to read 40 shitty boring as fuck "classic novels" and I feel like a retard for not knowing maths or physics (did a shitty engineering degree at a shitty university). How do you even be a success if you're not at a big company? Who the hell takes some random water engineering job in wales and ever makes anything of their life (random example)?

Pop culture is just disgusting to me. How the hell can /tv/ talk about star wars when it is a toy advert? The toys cost many times more than the movie tickets ffs.

K i believe u yank. Maybe. Its just i had a trick i could do where i used my phone to post as other countries other than where im currently at, when you said mobile data and dynamic ip i sorta thought you were another bruce who might have discovered the trick too

>>69986113
just watched tokyo drift?

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>non australians saying cunt

islam is the largest religion in the world

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>megachurches

>>69986386
who are you calling nasally?

>>69986420
Why is everyone there fat?

>hearing brits and aussies unironically saying dude

it happens, not often, but ive heard it

>>69986407
You're embarrassing. Stop. There is no """"trick"""" it's just a form of a proxy.

>>69986434
they're american

>>69986420
ah yes
this is exactly what Jesus intended.

>>69986420
honestly have nothing against this
the fact that these people embrace modernity only helps them retain the faith.

its still a bit nuts though

>>69986434
we're all incredibly wealthy

>>69986441
He just has a dynamic IP, I don't get whats so confusing about it. Plenty of yanks have them

>>69986440
Happens very often in Melbourne. I refer to my friends as dude quite frequently

doing a think

>imagining some fat yank out of breath from waddling over to unplug his router then back to his XXL chair again

don't see exactly how i'm supposed to improve my life to the point where i want to live

>lose weight - being a fit autist doesn't sound that much better
>get a job - spending all my time on wageslaving doesn't sound like its going to make me want to live
>get a hobby - impossible when you hate everything

>>69986434
Obesity and low intelligence have a high correlation.
Interestingly, so does low intelligence and belief in God.

>>69986456
Everyone in the WORLD now has a dynamic IP. It's cheaper and easier for ISPs. He's just caught up in the buzzword 2bh

>>69986441
no lol. switch airplane mode off and on in your phone then post on cellular data. your ip changes.

good scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMVysV1lp98

>>69986478
in the same predicament desu

Seems janny has given up on banning me

>>69986478
Might as well try those things.

Jobs give you a sense of purpose and money. They're funner than you think plus you'll meet people you might like.

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>Obesity and low intelligence have a high correlation.
>Interestingly, so does low intelligence and belief in God.

>>69986441
The trick being that you dont have to use a proxy. The real trick is using an optus sim on one particular line of phones and then your flag isnt aussie anymore

>>69986502
Thanks. I didn't have that one

if there exists americans that aren't fat, then there must exist canadians who are good posters

not a rorke but i dislike coal burners

>>69986478
being a fit neet definitely makes you feel better
working out is a bit of a high and makes you feel great.

other than that just try to break free from things that tie you down.
maybe go for long walks more or even read or lay down quietly, even consuming more stimulating and educational media can help a bit.

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>>69985375
destroys your thread with a 12 hit combo

alri lads time for me nightwalk

>>69986491
He's talking about flag changing. Requesting a new IP from your ISP doesn't change your flag unless for some reason you get an IP in a block that 4chan identifies differently (very rare but some lads on brit have unintentionally had to post under US flags before). He's talking about intentionally wanting a different flag (and used a proxy to do so)

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THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

>>69986523
I've been posting in /brit/ since before the "bad leaf posters" meme started

desu I'm probably one reason why people are so angry about Canadians here

At that point where ive rejected and/or ignored everyone within a 50km radius on all my dating apps

What now

could any of you ladds recommend me a work laptop that can at least run dota2?

is it possible to go from friendless shut-in to a normie who gets invited out and to parties?

>>69986567
get an external gpu

>>69986577
very carefully

>>69986567
Reassess your life

>>69986559
Don't be narcissistic. You don't matter.

>>69986577
Yes

But you're just looking for a reason not to try. So for you - no.

>>69986559
it really is more than just a meme

>>69986577
yes

>>69986577
are you in high school? if not who cares about "parties"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl1ZrEza7uY

have a look at this lads

>the largest megachurch in the world is in Seoul, South Korea and has a weekly attendance of 200,000 people

huh

God wants (You) to be rich

>>69986577
you have to want it, "lad"

change only comes to those who TRULY desire change

>>69986579
not feasible t b h in my case

>>69986623
youwill know if you are predestined for heaven if yu get lots of (You)s

>>69986596
its some epic /pol/ meme that Americans REALLY love because nothing makes a yank more angry than a Canadian who won't kowtow to them

>>69986560
go to clubs

>>69986577
Yes but only under two sets of circumstances

1) just entering uni
2) pulling a zyzz

>>69986577
ye

>>69986637
people like it because canadians are all annoying redditors

>>69986609
someone who's missed out on them

"He" is posting amogst us yet doesn't ban the flagrant ban evader

>>69986671
don't worry about it
there's a lot more fun you can have

>>69986637
i had begun hating canadians before i knew it was widespread opinion

hi friends

>>69986665
i.e. /pol/ meme shit

>>69986690
bit racist this

>>69986637
>kowtow
Canadians making up words again

>>69986716

>>69986705
how is that a /pol/ meme

still got the free condom they gave us in sexual education in secondary school lads

>>69986729
first try

>26-year-old Rony Otoniel Mendez was sentenced Wednesday after a jury found him guilty of three counts of sexual battery on a child under 12 and one count of lewd and lascivious molestation on a child.

>Authorities say Mendez first had sex with the girl in October 2013 and then two more times after that.

>The girl reported the assaults in November 2014 after she learned she was pregnant.

>She gave birth to a daughter in May 2015, and DNA tests confirmed the child was fathered by Mendez.

>Mendez fled to his native Guatemala shortly after the allegations were made, but he was arrested and extradited back to Florida last summer.

hmm yes immigrants

>>69986737
god damn it

>>69986726
whats the enchantment on it?

kowton almost mentioned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dcyygal_1A

>>69986686
easy for you to say

>>69986701
because you're probably a loser

>>69986690
>>69986707
Pretty true though.
I've got black family in Chicago and the several times I've visited them I don't think I ever heard anyone say 'thanks' or 'thank you'.

>>69986758
*your

idiot

desu I go to parties and they are incredibly fun

usually highlight of the month when they crop up

but they were much wilder back in uni ofcourse

>>69986705
/pol/ has been a reddit colony since the Presidential Campaign begun

>>69986775
>inb4 warning

>>69986766
how wild?

>>69986756
I never really went to many parties either
and the ones I did were not very fun.

no point at pretending to be hyper social if you aren't, you'll just be stuck behind a mask and even more miserable.

>>69986762
are you black