/brit/

@thailad

video

>>69983654
is it weird if this makes me horny

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too beta to act on it

FIRST FOR KEKING AMERICANS WITH BIG ENGLISH COCK

>>69983684
>that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you
FONT

fucking shite thread, fuck all of you ^, i'm going to bed

>>69983703
goodnight la

is it racemixing if i fucked a yank?

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>>69983654
why are yanks obsessed with black people?

never liked thailad, never will

DEMAND a hull gf

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They called us "rainbow brigade" mobile diversity division.
Rorke took my leg back in the war, a lot of good Xirs too

I'm the only one left now to remember

>>69983684
spend all day doing this
multiple girls too

might do a 'cide soon

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>>69983712
>implying you fucked a yank

babestation

business idea: a sitcom adaption of kev's life

>>69983745
*noises*

I WILL PENETRATE A SMALL FLORIDIANS GIRLS ANUS

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Chebs

>>69983680
probably next week
>>69983714
*offers you a Jaffa cake*

all i remember about the girl i lost my 'ginity to is that she was hapas, had nice perky tits and a nice bum, and that she had a bf at the time

redpill me on life in 5 words or less...

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>>69983775

@thailad

OK im going on hunger strike till its released

>>69983762
REEEEEEEEEE

>>69983782
It does not get better

>>69983782
life is cool or bad

>>69983782
a bitch, then you die

thailad do you remember the cuckio meme

>>69983782
born live die

>>69983767
wish i knew this feel myself 2bh

and i say this as a native floridan who has never so much as touched a girl let alone fucked one in the ass heh

>>69983785
ok
>>69983805
no

>>69983782
Nothing actually ever really matters

>>69983816
>ass
jog on yank

>encourage women to take up careers to boost economic productivity
>it backfires and birthrates plummet
>society collapses

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>Nothing actually ever really matters

My parents own a condo in Florida and I regularly meet girls from around Tampa area

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Goeth's granddaugther

Poetic Justice

ass

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I dont like mainstream music

do the savage backwaters of britain have lunchables?

>>69983782
ultimately, no one will care

>>69983853
she's ugly

>>69983816
closest i got is someone from Baltimore tbqhfamalamaam

>>69983881
fedora at its finest. congrats

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>>69983840
all according to plan

>>69983846
yeah most of it sucks peepee

some of it is tolerable, some of it is even good, but 80% of maisntream music sounds the same and is made to target 14 year old girls and all of the various demographics that want to fuck or be 14 year old girls (which is almost every age and race demographic)

suddenly developed a taste for the arts after a lifetime of being autistic for the sciences

>>69983853
Her hair is whiter than america

>>69983853
he wasn't even racist, just a bit psychotic

the nazis weren't racist

>>69983853
is that afgan dan on the left

autechre

>>69983912
Is his granddaughter married a Jew it would be more ironic

>>69983906
Same

>>69983895
>le destroy the west meme
jews are western and mostly unparasitic now that they have their own country

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>>69983912

>>69983941
Israelis are a different breed

>>69983866
>>69983943
not quite how you fedorapost but close

>>69983955
>yanks dont know how to fedorapost


not suprised tbqh

sister had a scottish roommate few years ago and they only spoke in german because her accent was so thick

If I convert to Judaism do I get Israeli citizenship?

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483841632534.webm

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@69983955
not quite how you fedorapost but close

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>>69983941
First day on 4chan level of bluepilled

>>69983966
colour

me


surprised

>>69983977
you can't convert to judaism you utter mong

More testicles mean more iron

>>69983977
You can join the Israeli military if you do and get one

jews are bro-tier desu

>>69984032
yes you can

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>69983977
you can't convert you have to be born of a jewish womb to be jewish yourself

you can however marry a jewish women and give your children the gift of being jewish

Mexico has a tiny willy

>>69984051
no you can't. there is a reason they think they are god's chosen people. you have to be born a jew, cunt.

Is it true that UK history can be summarized as England conquering, annexing and occupying its neighbors until they became anglicized and forgot they were conquered nations?

>>69984067
wrong

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>>69984052

Will there be a race war?

>>69984078
sauce on image

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wikihow has everything
http://www.wikihow.com/Convert-to-Judaism

>>69984082
if it was just fist fights we'd beat white people cuz most cant fight worth shit

>>69984032
Oh great the Jew is back

Yank can't understand why i don't need or want a gun

Its as if his brain can't process the information

>>69984089
been looking myself

i would be happy with just the name of the girl on the right desu

http://www.strawpoll.me/12120392
http://www.strawpoll.me/12120392
http://www.strawpoll.me/12120392

very important poll lads

>>69984092
http://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=how+to+heem+thailad

obviously not you fucking faggot cunt

>>69984107
never even held a gun. dont like anyone that owns one

(((thailad)))

>>69984107
Why would you not want a gun

@thailad

best phone in 2016/2017?

>>69984139
you don't need a gun when you have the power of allah

NATO is the most impressive alliance in history

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>>69984133
Shepherd detected.
http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-an-Australian-Shepherd

>>69983654
This is the ultimate cuckery.
You invite foreign men to fuck your women until they have kids up to their knees. Then you use your tax dollars to raise said foreign men's children. This is the epitome of Western civilization KEK

>>69984174
>Kids up to their knees

Imagine you could pull that off by only having 1 desu

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have any of lads ever been to a sharia controlled zone?

>>69984150
Not sure of things like this unless I'm in the market myself. I don't keep up to date with all the latest releases.

thailad have you ever been niggered before

>>69984193
some fucking tech genius you are yeh?

useless cunt.

>>69984190
Wrong!

More kids you have the more gibs you get

>>69984198
Not unless that means drunk on Guinness
>>69984206
says the prat that can't open google to do a simple search.

>>69984190
I suppose you're right.

>>69984198
>>69984211
please fuck off to /pol/ you literal children

>>69984216
i was looking for inside information you nonce cunt

>>69984223
Came here to post this

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>>69984192
seattle

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delete system 32, it will speed up your computer

must be nice living in thailand

could just walk up to oriental girls in the street and pay them a paltry sum to volley me in the knackers

>>69984242
fake site

11 out of 108 posts in this thread have been brits


the absolute STATE of this thread.

>>69984211
why do I get the feeling you came from facebook to /pol/ to here

There isn't very many Brits in this /Brit/
Is it time for one of the 5 daily prayers toward Mecca?

>>69984242
nice "source" you've got there

>>69984266
Its late

>>69984227
The only inside information I have is the information I gather whilst inside your mum m8.
>>69984265
and you reek of reddit tb͏h

doing a xan'd in bed

>>69984274
http://www.wnd.com/2015/07/major-u-s-city-poised-to-implement-islamic-law/
jesus you fat cunts are lazy

>>69984279
Its 20:45

literally worst /brit/ thread i've ever been in. feel bad for the brits still lingering

>>69984261
>>69984274
>doesn't know how a search engine works
lol@u

>>69984265
Never had a Facebook and I came here from 8gag /pol/

>>69984294
agree with this

going to do a FOY for a bit

all yanks except for me need to fuck off

>>69984285
Tb h thailad that really hurts. We've been good pals in the past

>>69984290
>as he posts another fake site

christ

>>69984290
fake news

>>69984291
You know we live in different timezones right?

>>69984324
Hm?

>>69984315
>>69984317
>proof?
>*shows proof*
>NOT PROOF REEEEEEEe
leftists are worse than flat earthers

>>69984324
what?

>>69984343
>Proof
>Shows a fake news site twice

retard

@the lot of you

FOY

>>69984313
I don't know if you're the one that thinks I work for a phone company or the guy that is shouting "/pol/" at people.

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>>69984342
>>69984346

Yanks are evolving to understand ironic sarcasm it seems

>>69984356
ah yes let me just find that article on CNN for you mate, they are surely trustworthy
utter dullard

the tears just won't stop coming. fuck.

cut myself

>>69984361
Never realized you were a /pol/ sympathizer. I've lost a lot of respect for you today.

>>69984379
much moreso than the rubbish you're posting tbqh

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483973094779.webm

the gf

>>69984379
oh piss of you complete weapon. utter fucking melt

>>69984402
screeching

>>69984406
that's a boy tho

>>69984407
enjoy your sharia law lad

>>69984427
u fuckin wot??
you better be lying

>>69984437
bellsniff.

cronulla riots best day of my life

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>>69984400
back to red͏dit with you..

>>69984448
very convincing argument

>>69984452
VERY good leaf

I really enjoy Tetley tea I think it's the best tea I've ever had

Wonder what nation they source their tea from...

>>69984440
>not noticing the sex weewee landing on her(male) boob

>>69984460
I've been here longer than you I guarantee it

>>69984480
fuck off already, jesus

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>>69984480
So why are you so easily triggered?

>>69984465
poofter

>>69984468
alri gaffa

thai(((lad)))

>triggered

rorkes like this term more than the ess jay double yous do

>>69984494
why hello autismo yank lad

>>69984494
>>69984503
could fucking heem both of you in a second

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My girlfriend is an annoying teaboo. She thinks the UK is a fantastical wonderland of charming people just like her BBC shows, books, and old movies portray.

We're actually visiting this spring. Where can I take her to fucking crush her delusions?

>>69984525
kek how did I know it was you, nigger easily triggered by /pol/
fuck off already

democracy was a mistake

>>69984480
>>69984494

Just fuck already, jesus

>>69984528
>>69984525
>>69984520
>>69984511
>>69984507
>>69984494
>>69984480
>>69984468
>>69984465
>>69984452
>>69984448
>>69984437
>>69984427
>>69984407
>>69984414
>>69984402
>>69984400
>>69984388
>>69984382
>>69984379
>>69984356
>>69984346
>>69984342
>>69984317
>>69984315
>>69984313
>>69984309
>>69984308
>>69984296
>>69984545
FOY

>>69984548
LEAVE JESUS ALONE

What are some brits

>>69984555
hey thailad, nice trips

whats for brekkie?

found my brother's project chanology protest signs in the car hole when I was home over break

also, morning everyone :) x

>>69984566
cereal bar

>>69984545
>n-word

Edgy

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>>69984544
elephant and castle shopping centre. went in here to do a pee, was the only white bloke in the joint. v. grim, also they charge you to use the loo.

>>69984570
"I haz a sign too?"

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EL CHILENO

nigger

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>>69984591
>I-I've been here for ages.. I.. I swear!

>>69984627
Mate I said that, you're talking to several people

>>69984627
its his gimmick you spacker

>>69984591
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

This isnt reddit

Have a bit of an issue. I'm hungry but I don't have anyway of eating. It's 4am so takeaways are closed and my housemate is sleeping in the living room/kitchen because he locked himself out of his room (so I can't cook anything because I don't want to wake him up). What should I do?

>>69984637
>>69984641
Don't care

>>69984648
>>69984655
yeah.. fuck off to /b/ or /pol/ then and i dont even say this cause im black. its just childish shit

>>69984092
>is the first known monotheistic religion

these nonces never heard of zoroastrianism?

>>69984627
lets try that actually
I will start:

The Polish man is taller than the American

christ thainonce is looking for fights today


reckon he got fired?

>caring about how white you are
subhuman

>>69984669
The nigger man is taller than the American

did a cum :)

>>69984674
>subhuman
no those are niggers

>>69984661
Stop whingeing about a word

>>69984674
chang

>>69984682
cuck

>american-hours /brit/

This is a fucking disgrace.

>>69984682
Tribal nigger man is taller than the American

screaming at how bad it is tonight

hope the mexican didn't get caught by the cartel

>>69984683
well done m8

>>69984707
Tribal nigger man is taller than the nigger

>>69984724
Tribal Nigger brit is taller than the nigger

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>brit is terrible whilst im asleep
ok boys im awake so lets get this thread going

post qts

Flags on /pol/ ruined /int/

I'm not especially fond of minorities, but /pol/ autism is even worse. They have their own little language, it's embarrassing really

thai chicANO

>>69984724
Tribal nigger man is smoother than the nigger

might send this thread to thailad's place of work

>>69984740
was just thinking this, hes tricked us again.

>>69984745
Tribal nigger nigger is smoother than the nigger

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>>69984733
callisto?

>>69984762
Tribal London Nigger is smoother than the nigger

>girl I really like wants me to sing for her tomorrow
>just asked me out of the blue
>have decent voice and like to sing but normally just sing to myself
>sometimes sing quietly to myself when we're in the car together
>she always goes quiet and seems to enjoy it

Dunno, seems kinda gay but that fanny could be sopping wet by the end of it if I choose something good to sing.

>>69984750
Amazing that you think anyone in Thailand would care.
>>69984775
Tribal London Nigger is smoother than nigger nigger

>>69984791
true. need to move to a non pc place

>>69984791
mexicANO turn off your proxy

thailad will NOT be pleased once he hears of this.

>>69984782
she's going to record you and then send the video too all her friends and have a massive laugh at your expense

>>69984782
youve already posted this

>>69984791
Tribal London Nigger is smoother than Obama's nigger

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>>69984782
>that fanny could be sopping wet
this is what he actually thinks

>>69984782
probably flicking her bean to the thought of you singing her a ballad

>>69984782
You're probably an autist who just sings louder than you think. She'll probably do what >>69984816 said.

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wow

america sure is a murderous hell hole

they should just get rid of their guns

>>69984848
NO ONE REPLY TO THIS

>>69984825
Tribal London Nigger is nigger than Obama's nigger

was going to have a cheeky slice of cake and watch of movie but my fucking sister (allegedly on a diet) decided to have it instead

trying my hardest not to have a full autism rage right now

>>69984848
>>69984855
new american national anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGdSpcMisk8

>>69984862
Tribal London Centrist is nigger than Obama's nigger

gimme some (You)s "lads"

>>69984887
Tribal nigger Centrist is nigger than Obama's nigger

I thought tomorrow was the first day of classes but it's MLK day lmbo

>>69984848
the problem isn't guns, it's yanks

>>69984908
Tribal nigger centrist rapes nigger than Obama's nigger

thailad pick up on skype

>>69984944
I can't be arsed with this anymore..

>>69984935
This 2bh

>>69984848
fake news

Why does every redditor have a wife and always manages to find a way to talk about them?

>>69984935
>>69984968
there is literally nothing wrong with being a yank

>>69984974
oh thanks, almost believed that shit for a second

>>69984958
Alright lets bring it to the inevitable conclusion:

Tribal nigger centrist rapes nigger nigger nigger nigger

haitiANO

/r/pol/
you cannot debate this

>>69984984
you are OK at best

alri lads

It's my birthday in a few days. What should I say to my family when they ask how I celebrated it, since I'll probably end up doing absolutely nothing.

what's on your mind?

>>69984983
i've noticed this too

every single post a canadian makes is fucking awful, utterly dreadful
how can a human being be so fucking subhuman, unless canadians are not humans themselves but some sort of a wicked different breed that seeks only to be a plague

yes thats it

>>69985040
lmao

>>69984984
>that flag

hmmm, i'm sensing a vested interest here

>>69985025
Send them a message saying
>celebrating the day jew

>>69985040
great post

>>69985040
Canadians are the worst thing to ever plague this site. They're the worst parts of all the anglo countries combined: they have the arrogance of the brits, the stupidity of the yanks, the insecurity of the aussies and the irrelevance of the kiwis.

>>69985025
Yesterday was my birthday. Parents called, I told them I was playing Legend of Zelda all day

unironically have never posted on r.eddit and only browsed it a handful of times all consisting of following links posted on /brit/

why is the layout so shit and why does everyone there just wank each other off and post the most asinine least controversial comments ever?

>>69985061
very good description tbqh

>>69985061
Saving this to use at a later date and pretend I thought of it

>>69984848
what a shitty fucking scale

>>69985074
its not.
they dont

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Same thread on 4chan, same anime poster on the basement wall
Been sitting in one seat eighteen years in all
Freezing slow time, away from the world

He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl
He's thirty eight years old, never kissed a girl

>>69985091
why, hello, there, reddit!!!!!!!!

The absolute worst thing to happen to /brit/ is the "Canadians are really British!" poster

>>69984995
pleasure working with you

>>69985091
>beep boop im a bot
>this site has been mentioned on 4chan. Please come to its defence

>>69985074
Reddit is all about upvotes and maintaining an online identity, the exact opposite of 4chan.

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thairaddddddddddd

>>69985116
Any time

>>69985099
might make a song out of this

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>>69985139
what teh fuck is that?

30mg of ritalin straight up the nostril

>>69985074
For fake internet points

>>69985139
CUTE!!!

Hey guys i'm fresh off the boat from reddit

Who's this anonymous guy

>>69985156
rip

>>69984995
>>69985116
Hahaha TOPKEK

girls scare me

>>69985154
a canadian

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>>69985186

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>>69985167
I'm the leader of Anonymous

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din dins almost ready

thailad do you have a mustache

considering breaking up with the gf so she because it's going to be really awkward being moody every time I see her

last time was pretty bad, would rather spare her any repeat episodes as I'm sure I'm being extremely tedious

>>69985176
they should be scared of you
they're just women and women are weak

im weirdly attracted to mustaches now

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need a 1940s chinky gf

>tfw only 1 foot away from being 6'5

>>69985230
sauce mate

Want to sniff a yank girls taint. Wonder what it smells like

>>69985223
I see more guys wearing them now rather than just hipsters.
facial hair in general is popular again with regular people.

>>69985244
yer sis

>>69985251
done it. its heaven. bit of poo with a bit of sweat and skin

>>69985252
The only people I've seen with mustaches who aren't hipsters are rednecks

>>69985252
I am regular people and I have a beard
It's always been normal here though

>>69985268
Yank poo probably smells rancid because of taco bell

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>bf1
>no french army
>but there are black people

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>>69985204
yeh, u have glasses?

>>69985292
poo smells rancid full stop mate

>>69985284
WE THE NOOOORMAL PEOPLE

>>69985292
Audibly laughed at this post

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>>69985292

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>>69985302
WORLD war one, innit

>>69985302
good banter from the swedes who made it 2bh

>>69985318
please sauce

>>69985304
>they're all white
wow

>>69985318
lexi belle is fucking huge now innit

You now remember Loic Remy

(swear to god if a yank replies with "who" I am going to scream)

>>69985318
lexican taco belle is fucking bulked now wtf

put down the food haha

>>69985344
imagine the smell of her arse
probably reeks of sweaty mexican

wanked off to a girl toeing another girls fanny

thought it was a normal lesbian porno but I was too drunk to notice it said soemthing about feet in the tite and then when tey started toeing each other I was already too into it to back out

not sure how I feel about it 2bh, it wasn't that bad and I didn't mind the toeing all that much

>>69985346
who

>>69985359
i bet youre the fat one out of the 3 aussies

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KANGAROO YANKS

>>69985373
this

if you touch me, well I just think I'll scream

>>69985346
Was he involved in that ludicrous display last night?

>>69985346
Qui ?

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>>69985370
>3 aussies

m9 there's like 7 or 8 of us and i am not fat at all desu