>bedtime
Fuck Cara
hey fellas
want to get into that bed with her desu
going to dream that i'm not a loser nn x
Nancy is joining me because the message this evening is not my message, but ours
Despite our best efforts, shortages of marijuana are now being reported. From the early days of our administration, Nancy has been abusing marijuana on a daily basis and her personal observations and efforts have given her such dramatic insights that I wanted her to share them with you this evening.
I yearned to find a way to help share the message that drugs open your eyes to life; to see it in the vivid colours that God gave us as a precious gift to his children.
what do girls feet smell like
>tfw only a Non-Commisioned diversity offIcer
>>69981923
>listen to music that you really really like loud
Most people in Britain can't do this because they live in 200 square foot coffin apartments with paper-thin walls so they'll have the rozzers up their arse in 2 minutes
>>69982075
gn x
>>69982087
daisies
>>69982061
doin the 'cide?
>>69982075
actually can you stay up a lil longer
>>69982055
is this what you've been saving?
>>69982010
Cara is so fucking fit dear lord my willy gets hard even with that pic
>>69982095
i meant with headphones on 2bh but whatevs
got some fresh creps lads
>>69982095
Is this true?
... Walk picture 15 January 2017 ... I had a Dentist appointment here a a kiddy ... No Dentist there now ...
>>69982118
all me
>>69982146
more like craps
recommend me a film, lads
>>69982151
link
my lifes goal is to marry lauren
>>69982110
more like cheese amirite
>>69982176
... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 15 January 2017 ...
>>69982164
thats my boy
>>69982164
imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
>>69982164
kodak is pretty decent
don't know any others
>>69982132
Emilia Clarke looks better
*takes a peak on reddits offerings for the day*
hmm yes, very impressive
>>69982095
my house is older than your country lmao
>>69982164
I watched a film once
hmmm
Any of you lads recommend a jean jacket?
>>69982212
excellent post
>>69982198
LINK
>>69982164
Homer goes to college
>>69982164
kidulthood
adulthood
brotherhood
She's cute
>>69982163
bit rude
>>69982214
it's spelled peek you dick wipe
>>69982224
interesting, interesting... well done
>>69982235
V good choice
>>69982214
>midlands
>birmingham and coventry
might live near you owo
>>69982256
oh, you wanna go there huh?
>>69982235
>>69982240
its a tossup between the simpsons and kidulthood
>>69982253
they look like absolute shit. why the fuck would anyone buy red shoes? hope you have a closet full of red close you fucking bender
>>69982214
Mind the gap
>>69982230
Dont want to get banned , i think as long as the nip is covered its not NSFW
everyone born between 1982 and 1999 should be killed
>>69982146
Nice
>>69982234
twitter.com/TimmyUk
>>69982276
don't live near there
just a coincidence there was two midlands posts on two british subreddits at the same time
i think if a company could give me a simulated ultra vivid VR life experience like in vanilla sky and let me have a good life with a waifu i would like
take that option 2bh
>>69982293
I actually do though
not laughing now huh
Anyone got a bigger version of the crying meatball cat?
>>69982307
You only covered one
>>69982325
no because now I know you're a fucking bender wearing red all the time. bet you like cock up the arse too huh. wow
>>69982282
you've seen the simpons plenty you bender
you'll enjoy kidulthood
>>69982325
They look cool lad dig the color
Autismo Yank can't handle that you didn't cop the same new balance shoes his mom bought him from Big 5
>>69982337
eh, the other one is pretty well covered
>>69982164
Dark City
>>69982307
never understood the who NSFW thing. i can't imagine a workplace that would make a distinction between you looking at picture of a naked woman with her nipples edited out versus one with them showing on your work computer
theres a girl where i work who looks a lot like marina from marina and the diamonds
shes really qt, kind of short and petite but shes got some thickness to her hips, ass and tits. also has a great fashion sense and might be a bit of a whore but in a good way, it adds to her mystique
i would love to berry my dick in her ass
>>69982307
i think she looks better with her natural hair 2bh
what's Tims master plan
I'm sorry boys. I've never expelled anyone before but that pig had some powerful friends
>>69982372
Never understood it either
At least not with the whole boobs thing
>>69982381
crashing this plane
the scran
>>69982381
to suck himself off on a livestream in front of 40,000+ viewers
>>69982381
he's a method actor taking on the biggest role of his life
>>69982307
she legitimately looks a lot like my ex
Look lads
He posted it again
How original
>>69982404
What does it mean when Brits say scran?
>>69982380
I prefer her blonde actually
>>69982404
heh bro this reminds me of lunch time in college xD, rock on man. go wildbobcats!!!
>>69982362
is this good?
looks interesting
>>69982352
>>69982422
imagine being this autistic
really fancying myself a UK splurge tour lads, rec me an itinerary
in other news, rip GBP
>>69982437
probably not everyone's cup of tea, but it's one of my favourites.
>>69982422
You are so fucking autistic jesus christ. Seriously fucking kill yourself.
>>69982417
Why would you break up with a woman that good looking?
>>69982422
>>69982146
Nice
Helgi B approves
some lad posted about van conversions the other day and now im seriously considering buying / building one.
>>69982465
>>69982462
dunno haha
regret it a bit x
>>69982432
except for i didnt pile it on. this is literally something you can order at the mexican restaurant near me
im getting a huge mandela effect right now lads
listening to a band called haim and remember their music being 100% different to what im hearing now
mandela effect motherfuckers
>>69982425
>he doesn't watch korean billy
>>69982450
couple nights in brum is a must
>>69982473
You the guy who did it recently?
>>69982500
>full english with no sarnie barniemcjigs
horrible picture
bit afraid my doctor wont diagnose me with depression
need it for this scheme
having some trouble getting tinder matches
any tips?
>>69982504
called him a "chinky coinslot-eyed cunt" in the comment section and he banned me
>>69982508
my lifes dream is to walk through here being followed by all of the people in town
"my god, there he is, the american we've heard about! hes going into the cafe!!"
The guy who calls others autismo yank is one of the most cringeworthy posters on here.
Constantly sucking every brits dick and trying to fit in. absolutely pathetic
>>69982481
>mandela effect
>>69982536
>any tips?
wear fucking gloves when you're making creme brulee you dumb cunt
>>69982536
only go for chicks who are pastry chefs/eel owners
>>69982508
more like bum
>>69982536
Don't be so ugly mate
do girls like having their bumholes licked?
>>69982522
only a rasheed would forget the squishy wishy bloodcake rollingtons made from real irish children
having a coke
saw an awful lot of willies earlier in the gym changeroom lads
like use a towel to cover up
>>69982508
bullrings pretty dead though tbf
>>69982588
aine or ola?
>>69982588
rip you're teeth
its not right but its ok
im gonna make it anyway
>>69982600
far from dead mate
this is a MUST SEE for any tourists in the UK
alri lads
dave braveheart got killed, did NOT expect that.
seems Scotland never did get independence.
Where do you lads think Kevin ate?
>>69982631
nightmare fuel
>>69982614
let me know your review tomorrow in the evening UK time
i could see myself waifuing allison brie
ive flirted with the idea before but never pulled the trigger. might go all in this year
>>69982647
100% burger king
kev wishes he were a yank
>>69982651
will do mate, i liked top boy and attack the block so i reckon this will be my cup of tea
>>69982647
good post why has this not been said before
burger king though desu
Reminder that if you have fapped in the last 24 hours, and do not plan to fap while watching the episode for the first time, then you aren't a true LWA fan. I'm dedicating this weeks nut to Diana to celebrate her premier episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8oTUdzd9c
tune lads.
is it an edgecore tune now though?
>>69982647
obviously at the childrens play area how is this even a question? have you even seen the man?
his face is red and splotchy like that from all the STD's hes getting from "pleasuring" those kids orally
Are there more active yanks in here than in /cum/?
>>69982687
what in the name of allah is LWA
>>69982708
all me la
>>69982687
whats lwa? is this babestation related?
>>69982664
>Look i posted it again
>>69982481
you mean the Berenstain effect?
>>69982708
i dont think there are that many yanks who post in here regularly, /cum/ has a lot more
>>69982735
pretty sure you mean bernstein mate
>>69982696
don't make fun of kev, he's had a hard life
>>69982735
>stain
O_O
>>69982481
the lead singer of that band is so fucking attractive
need a half jewfu 2bh
>>69982217
Meanwhile my home is a 5000 square foot single story that sits on 10 acres of land
It was built in 2005 and everything is nice and new and modern
just found an old money stash of £10 notes from when i was 14 that i'd forgotten about
there's £140 in here
might treat myself to a prozzie haha x
>>69982777
saw them live
listening to autechre
>>69982777
alright, lets meet up and kidnap her together
>>69982792
bag yourself the freshest pair of creps you can get
i miss my ex
>>69982602
ola
>>69982603
never even had a cavity and i don't even brush my teeth every day, you just have shit teeth genes
>>69982777
i dont know to which one you're referring but they all look like aliens to me
>>69982792
keep em in there a while longer and let interest build up
>>69982783
ok sean
>>69982755
Thanks now I'm incredibly depressed
>>69982833
The one on the left is who im referring to. Not sure if she's lead in every song
>>69982833
one on the left looks like an even manlier version of cara
one on the right has a chin that can take a few punches
just got back form tescos lads. you should have seen the look the cashier gave me, something like "look at the state of this worthless alcy cunt" haha.
already had a few sips of voddy and just opened a tinnie of strongbow so I'm not too bothered about it though
>>69982850
me irl
>>69982792
hehe
>>69982805
aren't they a band for girls?
>>69982755
>(1.35 MB, 1536x7218)
won't be opening this
Got a temp ban for something i posted like 2 threads ago
Keep up quickdraw, fuck me
Bet the mods are sick of your shite aswell
>>69982817
crep check
>>69982863
should have thought twice before insulting kev then
What's a good name for my wifi network?
>>69982910
play by the rules and don't upset janny
>>69982901
>won't
AWFUL post
you're a fraud
>>69982898
i think yeah, it was at a festival so we just stopped by for a few mins
>>69982918
"IP when it hurts"
every runt has one in every block
>>69982916
That wasn't me
>>69982925
He's not my real mum
>>69982910
Janny can't actually ban. He can only delete and SUGGEST bans to mods who have to decide whether or not a ban is justified.
>>69982918
muhammad
really enjoyed braveheart lads
wheres the grimmest place in the uk?
And she'll promise you more than the garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding
But she brings out the best and the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself 'cause she's always a woman to me
having a go
So toired...
>>69982950
>t.janny
>>69982950
Jannies can temp ban
>>69982934
Wouldn't "it hurts when IP" make more sense?
give me ONE good reason not to bang a 12ga slug into my brainpan
>>69982970
i cant do that
>>69982958
tried this once
never again
Appreciate how JFs keep our thread alive throughout the night desu. Does this happen on other generals or are we special?
the so called GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II
>>69982977
those digits speak otherwise
>>69982968
quite
>(2.92 MB, 1383x922)
shan't, I just shan't
>>69982956
Edinburgh
i dunno why but looking at old 90s banknotes makes me feel nostalgic af
>waking up and realising i'm 6'3
>>69982933
/brit/ is by far the biggest general. Nothing comes close.
>>69982992
haven't browsed outside /brit/ in years t b h
>>69983004
>>69982993
absolutely need to buy one of these
>>69982950
Can you not read lad
>>69983006
>TFW i am 6'0
feels good mane
>>69983004
>looking at old stuff makes me nostalgic
can't imagine why
>>69983017
are you calling my gf a whore?
*HEEMS you*
>>69983004
Who's that sexy mama?
imagine not knowing the feeling of having your willy slide into a cute girls vagina
Screaming
>he's so lazy he'd rather pay pakis to prepare his kebab with their dirty hands instead of making it himself
Hootin' and hollering
SIXTH time this week
>one centimeter short of 6'
All life is suffering
>>69983027
nice one.
5'11 is the cut off before girls will actively reject men for being too short, a cheeky inch to spare.
>>69983006
Filtered
>>69983015
>Canada
>>69983027
fuck off
I'm 5'8 and have had multiple gfs
>>69983048
Manlet
im 5'4 and have had multiple gfs
>>69983004
Dont think our currency has changed since 1980
>tfw 5'5
thank god I'm gay
>>69982956
the entire humberside region (hull, grimsby, goole, scunthorpe etc etc)
>>69983048
>tfw 1 foot short of 6'6
>>69983004
this note is GOAT
current ones arewank
>>69983004
ah yes
the 90s
yankees and the mets were slugging it out, banknotes were more whisical, everyone was on the powder
magical times
not had a single gf
quite the predicament
>>69983084
mind if I fuck your little anus?
>>69983103
not even sure how to do a "date"
haha what a state im in
>>69983103
No gf has ever been single
Oppenheimer Analysis is Andy Oppenheimer and Martin Lloyd. In 1982 they recorded twelve songs, released on the 'New Mexico' cassette compilation. During the next two years they played a series of gigs in London and Brighton. Copies of the cassettes were sold at shows and by mail order.
>>69983004
Shes such an ugly cunt
>>69983103
It's time..
>>69983084
literally me
>>69983048
just go live your life instead of worrying about minute measurements
the gf
http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=fA50jZUUPoI&feature=youtu.be
Me walking towards Enfield service station now
Ia life worth living?
>>69983163
yeah
Get food
Get drink
Get books
Why not live?
>>69983163
It's cool here
Come visit I'll show you around
>>69983135
>lol just be urself bro xD
Fuck off
Life is all about the minutiae because it all adds up to present yourself
>Get books
might buy a $100,000,000,000,000.00 Zimbabwe note
>>69983073
you are taller than that and you have had no gfs
alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4
might filter the UK flag
JFs are the best posters
>>69983195
Its comfy to read in comfy weather
>>69983163
if you have a gf, yes. otherwise no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVnQbGMUz4
What caused the demise of the once powerful british empire?
>Its comfy to read in comfy weather
all people who smoke cigarettes are suicidal
mental knowing that you could fedorapost the wrong lad (big J) and end up with a 7 day ban
bit like playing russian roulette
>>69983271
gayness
rampant gayness
daily reminder to outlaw birthdays
age has been PROVEN to cause death
anyone who celebrates this is a sociopath and must be locked away forever
>>69983232
im actually 6'8 and built like an estonian industrial refrigerator
also pic related is the GF
oh so you're an american huh?
hmm yes that's very interesting
*pretends to fall asleep*
When the doctor asks me to describe my average day do I tell him about all the time I spend on this place?
>>69983272
Not very kind of you la
>>69983323
someone put her in kev's kitchen
>>69983308
Is he American?
>>69983308
Only dumb yanks post fedoras anyways
cat just hopped in the box next to me
>>69983346
Def tell them about the time you fucked your toilet with your 3" willy and posted it on spee
>>69983346
yeah
https://youtu.be/pHi8hTvT3II
I could DEMOLISH your cat in a fair fight, no question at all
>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah like if it were possible to like live in Harry Potter I totally would haha
>Only dumb yanks post fedoras anyways
>Only dumb yanks post fedoras anyways
got a gf and life's still not worth it
Reddit, what's the most unexpected/out of the blue thing your partner has ever done during sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkb2nKnZWE
kind of wish i was old enough to have gone to drug fueled dance parties in the 90s seems like the nostalgia would be comfy
thats like their version of runescape
>>69983323
all downhill after 14 for her
reminds me of a girl i went to school with who was fully developed at 11 to include massive chebs except she still looks amazing even though she's almost 30 now
always wanted to shag her but now she's married to some special forces hardman
>>69983361
which ae album are you listening to la
>>69983401
called me a racist
yeah normies don't know what it's gonna be
fuckin with a neet like me
>>69983392
>Stealing my below average gimmick
Shameful
bit drunk now lads
feel a lot better 2bh
Who else /tiredbutcantsleep/
Got called a bogan in centrelink earlier lads
>>69983410
Mr bungle
>>69983392
y-you know that character was based loosely around my life?
Yeah.. I'm Basically the real Harry Potter.
>>69983369
How do I describe the chon though?
>>69983405
https://youtu.be/CvNkGcq17aI
>>69983430
this is my gimmick you weaponized plum
>>69983437
OH FUCK
>>69983407
>ywn be a special forces hardman with a superqt wife
>>69983452
>z
yeah nah fuck off
>>69983410
wrong leaf
incunabula on vinyl
>>69983271
>WWII
>Atlantic Charter
>Suez crisis
the answer may surprise you
http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/goyim/je1.pdf
>>69983444
wicked blud
canadian please leave the thread
I've found something to entertain you while you're away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yck_spqqDd8
i just wanna sleep
>>69983490
love this post
>>69983490
wouldn't be caught dead listening to this mainstream monstercat garbo
I went into special forces for my diversity officer training
>>69983383
Your mother works at a sperm bank?
Do not like poor people tbqh
Gonna watch the new Sherlock lads :D
>>69983467
yo what have you been up to dude?
The guy who calls others Autismo Yank is still here. I can tell because his posts are so shit
>>69983439
dunno just try your best
just say you decide to spend your time conversing with brits over the internet even though you have an autistic rage and inferiority complex towards britain thus spend your days arguing over nothing
sick bantz la
business idea: website selling short videos of Japanese women spitting in each others mouths
I can't underscore, underline, bold, italicize, and highlight enough (coming from a Canadian) that this is a shift in the WORLD ORDER.
This is going to undermine the liberal democratic West as a block.
I know my country has finally had a needed wake up call that we can't trust and rely upon the USA as steadfast allies in our defense. We also can't rely on the USA as a trading partner that acts in good faith. The Canadian government is already aggressively pursuing free trade agreements around the world at a brisk pace to pivot our economy as quickly as possible away from the USA.
I don't think Americans realize that even IF you get Trump impeached and/or the Democrats come roaring back to power in 2018 and 2020 -- significant damage has been done.
The rest of the Western block now knows that their is enough instability amongst enough of the population to elect a reckless administration that can't be taken at its word.
2016 will have implications and reverberations for years to come.
Business idea: fasting but with sex rather than food
>>69983526
they are on sundays? fuck sake
>>69983535
whats autismo yank
>>69983535
>r autistic yank
>>69983566
BBC America la'
Business idea: trade a lifetime of labor for a market wage
>wouldn't be caught dead listening to this mainstream monstercat garbo
Business idea: build a still and start selling very strong alcohol for cheap
Sherlock "season 4" is 3 episodes long.
What the actual fuck is wrong with brits? This is a fucking joke
Sopranos and the Wire were far superior to Sherlock and they'd come out with more than 10 episodes a year
>implying u dont already do that
>>69983564
>64Business idea: fasting but with sex rather than fo
harry potter was a jewish plot to get american girls to race mix with brits
na na na na na na na na na na
thailad
THAIlad
THAILAAAAAAD
thailad!
>>69983576
>>69983606
you okay mate?
Business idea: annex iceland
>>69983582
They are on PBS for me
>>69983535
oh fuck OFF autismo yank
>>69983610
made me want to racemix with Chinese girls w/ Scottish accents tbhwy la'
Is it racemixing if i fucked a yank
>>69983612
BATMAN
i mean THAILAD
>>69983535
pretty sure this is him
>>69983594
the reddit spacing is a dead giveaway. can only assume he is a shitskin because he gets triggered every time you say nigger
been sleeping probably about 20 hours a day for the last week
>>69983532
same old m8
>>69983612
waheeyyy
>>69983646
video
>>69983610
to be honest the movies made me want to mate with emma watson and like
once youve wanted emma you also end up wanting other british qts
>>69983621
Can verify
where are you originally from thai-lad
>>69983435
bludger