Hair transplant edition
the lads
dad just discovered youtube prank videos
>>69979947
howling
failed my driving theory test a total of 8 times before i gave up
why are leaf girls so perfect lads?
>>69979983
Did they put you on the mong register after that
CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK
>>69979978
Show him videos of people proving they're fake
Reverend D'Von is in the house lads
Confess your sins and you will be forgiven
>>69980022
haha the black man looks like a lesser primate
>>69979933
>>69979946
No it fucking isn't you cunts
>>69980017
Put your hands down my pants.
>>69980006
These 10/10 are exceptionally rare
>>69980039
>>69979977
me back right
How do I go to sleep lads
>>69980063
i would cuddle and kiss this fat girl
>>69980006
artist of the century
>>69980006
General question: why are black people so religious?
>>69980067
>>69980093
My beard is just like that. Feels nice in the winter
>>69980098
lower intelligence
>tumblr is anti-death penalty
>tumblr believes the law should respect you as whatever you identify with
Hmmm yes
*identifies as a dog*
*bites you*
Am I going to be put down or nah?
>>69980063
delete this
>>69980093
that beard is fucking disgusting
how does he have so little self-awareness?
>>69980146
That was fast
>>69980136
I'm going to put you down onto my dick lol
a yank poster slandered me earlier
shall be taking him to the courts over this
>>69980136
You think that a site that'd be against execution would find putting dogs down acceptable?
Idiot.
>>69980022
nicked a quid off my bosses table while he was out haha what am i like x
>>69980091
VERY good taste
>>69980175
That is the law in regards to my identity though, treating me any different would be undermining my very existence (as a dog)
>>69980153
meh i have a similar one and people like it
>>69980022
I wank in the toilets at work
pretending to be other nationalities on other boards
>>69980202
You're not arguing what the law should be, ou're arguing what Tumblr would believe.
>>69980205
>and people like it
hmm
>>69980205
you probably look awful, friend
they like it as a gimmick
it's quite sad really, with the right clothes and the right haircut that bloke could bbe quite attractive
I'm okay with trannies so long as they put the effort in
it's just that a lot of them really don't and they just look like sad men with long hair
>>69980211
Pretending to be British on this board
Where are the French posters
>>69980232
>>69980224
taking the piss tbf
>>69980083
you sure about that?
>>69980244
>>69980232
No he couldn't
funny how the regressive left had to label their opposition the """""alt-right""""" in order to give their deranged followers something to attack
>>69980022
DEEEEEVVVONNN
GET THE TABLES
>>69980245
No idea. We definitely did not invade Alsace-Lorraine again.
>>69980239
poleaboo looks bretty good
>>69980274
bit gay
what would happen if you were charged with murder and insisted on being your own defence in court but submitted nothing in evidence except a folder full of pictures of autistic young men in hats
>>69980266
yes? why wouldn't i be
>>69980256
haha you got me you little rascal :) xx
>>69980153
What's the most utterly isolated wageslavery one can partake in?
>>69980275
>Breitbart is just an optical illusion
>>69980294
Hmmmm
funny how the alt-right had to label their opposition the """""regressive left""""" in order to give their deranged followers something to attack>>69980275
>>69980316
>lord of the rings necklace
Howling at this runtoid
>>69980297
just making sure
women can look a bit odd without makeup
ah yes.
yanks.
>>69980322
>everyone who reads breitbart believes the same things
Breitbart itself is massively pro-Israel, yet the alt-right is supposedly Nazi and anti-semetic.
>>69980357
so do i lad
shipping the runts
>>69980357
Rotten
>>69980358
sharting at this
>>69980358
not sure who you're mad at, the guy who said nail gun or the gop guy
>>69980022
I haven't done my homework thats in for tomorrow :/
>>69980358
absolutely howling
imagine having this
>>69980358
that's a parody. can you say the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnpB46ePOI
>yanks
>>69980022
i occasionally drunk drive
i also regularly use escorts
>>69980413
literally me with the long hair
>>69980354
fuck off bernircuck
hmmm
>>69980413
>that fucking run like he shat himself
keeeeek
>>69980447
it's funny because she's bascially an elephant
>>69980408
>some humans actually have another human who they spend lots of time with, and occasionally one human will put their penis in another human's vagina.
mental.
Imagine being a female, and once you turn about 10, while the boys are off learning how to run and jump, and fight and make jokes, you are with the girls. And these girls spend the entirety of their teenage years learning how to look good. What foundation matches their skin, how to glue eyelashes, what lipstick to use, what dresses are flattering, how to walk in high heels. You spend 8 years of your life putting on make up, taking it off, and taking good care of your skin so that you can look good for strangers and the boys.
And then one day, you're 18, and you look in the mirror and you're a fat cunt.
Just imagine that existence lads
>>69980413
why do american blacks get so angry at the word nigger?
surely people would stop using it if they stopped reacting as such to the word?
>>69980413
did an unironic screech at this
>>69980410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk
>sharters
>>69980447
>leftists buy apple products despite their shit being made by chink slaves
>but muh poor elephants
ah yes
would cum inside that fat chick tho tbf
>>69980374
Nazism itself was a bewildering ragtag of left and right wing politics, supported by aristocrats and destitute arsonists.
As with any definition one can pick holes in it, it doesn't make the thing it denotes any less real.
>>69980480
no idea, i watched The Hateful Eight with a black guy and he got mad every time a white person said nigger in the movie
>>69980410
>arrested with no one seriously injured, no shots were fired
must be weird to you yanks
>shartistans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk
>>69980480
They have no defense against. What would you as a black man, reply with when someone calls you a nigger?
Completed 2 wanks but still can't sleep and I've got work tomorrow
Fuck
>>69980517
do you realize the irony of your post
>>69980447
C H E B S
>>69980509
>>69980535
ah yes, leftycuck australians, so very intelligent
>>69980480
its historical context? in terms of racist words it definitely the worst.
>america has shock troops
>britbongistan has shriek troops
>>69980476
>imagine being a runt
>>69980542
mate I'm sat here waiting for lwa subs its been fucking hours
>>69980544
Not an argument.
Imagine being this girl
guess the map
>>69980544
>realize
FOY
>>69979977
' e r b e r t
>>69980587
Dunno what that is
>>69980630
how the fuck does a yank know the beano
>>69980611
Us/Not US
>>69980638
its anime lad forget about it
>>69980611
Planet Earth
>>69980611
Countries with sharters
i miss him so much lads
>>69980541
if I was black and someone called me a nigger I'd probably wouldn't care
>>69980665
Loser lmao
>>69980659
no you idiot.
We're the ones in the top middle.
The country in red is the United States.
>>69980611
where kinder eggs are banned
>>69980677
Classic Ed
>Sharters
>People unironically think this is funny
fucking hell. Im way too old for this website
i find it easier to wink with my left eye than with my right eye
anyone else?
>>69980679
nys
>>69980153
I think he's completely aware of how ridiculous he looks, and that's why he's doing it.
philmo has gone to sleep
the threads might actually be half decent fora few hours
>>69980680
Jesus Christ, I missed one capital letter calm down.
>>69980609
>some people can get whatever they want, just because they look attractive
mental.
>>69980358
shrieking
think my autism is flaring up again
is it possible to have a gf if you have 4 terabytes worth of foot fetish porn
>>69980697
sharting at this post
Just saw a commercial for british tourism.
Lad from cornwall saying they have everything you could want
Someone from work kept going on about how women have so much power over men and can get what they want through sex
Was trying to think of a way to hatpost him irl but struggled
>>69980756
all the slags a man could wish for
>>69980756
britain is a dreary shithole full of autists and pakis
>>69980748
dude just download one lmao
>>69980756
>commercial
FOY
>>69980678
Yeah but if you had to reply, what would it be? There's really nothing you can say back to that person that they'll care about. So they throw a tantrum instead
>>69980748
yes, just don't show it to her
>>69980758
he's right though, isn't he
go ahead, hat post me you fucking bellend, fucking try it TRY ME
http://www.strawpoll.me/12119550
http://www.strawpoll.me/12119550
http://www.strawpoll.me/12119550
>snapchat
reminder the bigger the snap score the bigger the hoe
>>69980809
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12119550
virus
>>69980797
I'd print out pictures of overweight bearded men in hats and hand them to them
>>69980825
Screeching
>>69980808
Yeah but it's still hat worthy innit
>>69980823
i miss the days when you could view people's top friends on there
>>69980856
Same
>>69980823
>sister has >100k score
>>69980643
i'm english lol
mates used to call me bigger nigger
>>69980877
hoe
>HEY!! This is our first year at the university. Do you know of any parties?
>>69980899
Why the fuck are you my kitchen?
>>69980892
Just checked, 185k
:/
>>69980847
not really. It's hat worthy when it's false, like if someone assumes they have massive sexual market value
>>69980824
like an HIV virus?
>>69980899
fuck off leaf
>>69980899
i hate it when people are happy and i'm not
>>69980899
Ahh Tories, Lib Dem, Labour, Green's
Stick the kettle on love I'm going for a poo
>>69980899
Yeah but first can you take a steaming wee inside my mouth?
>>69980899
Why the long faces haha
>>69980929
same
>>69980756
Seen lots recently
Think they're worried about losing European tourists cause Brexit
>>69980899
>those heads
>>69980939
Rude anon :'------(
Thinking intensely
ah yes
the ol' 'cide
>>69980771
bit rude
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes
>>69980611
Countries that have been to the Moon?
lads
I didn't go to freashers and not that it's January I've come to the realisation that I don't have any friends.
What do?
>>69980823
I got a 2.5k score
any tips on not being a social pariah lads
>>69980899
3>>>>>1>2=4
>>69981014
Wrong
>>69981004
stay in your room for the rest of the year. your fault that you don't have any friends.
>>69980995
This may look pretty stupid but the patent is actually for "inserting games into broadcast television feeds". Which is a very smart thing to own the patent for.
>>69981004
you fucked up
i had the most sex my freshman and my final year of uni
freshman year was absolutely crucial for making friends
Played Skyrim for about 4 hours tonight
>>69981076
What mods?
Find out tomorrow whether or not I've got the job in London. Hoping they reject me desu, no desire to move to that miserable shithole but if they offer it to me I'll probably have to take it so that I'm actually doing something with my life.
>>69981028
right
what's the most havoc I can cause within a 90 day visa in USA without getting shot
just saw a happy couple
blood is now BOILING
reeee randomly the fattest fucking moth shows up out of nowhere fuck offffff
>>69981004
>I didn't go to freashers
fatal mistake
>What do?
start chatting to people in seminars / library etc.
dont over do it.
they might invite you to something
>>69981082
vanilla xbox 360
>>69981082
console. lad
i've never had a job and don't intend to get one
>>69981100
normies just shouldn't exist tbf
>>69981109
>>69981112
hah funny but seriously what mods
>>69981137
fuck off
>>69981109
good lad
Your taxes are funding these people's paychecks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg
I'm 27 and I realise I AM far too old for /brit/. Every time I see teenage angst ridden post about girls or whatever I cringe
need a gf
>>69981147
bit uncalled for
>>69981137
agree desu how can we make that happen?
>>69981163
>paychecks
foy off yank
>>69981172
Not her
It's hard to describe how good a double cheesburger meal from maccies tastes after you've finally gotten some sleep and come down from your drug binge having barely eaten in days
>>69981181
I'm a normie and dont like you talking bad about me and my friends
>>69981204
sexist
gonna make a certain person look very silly if they post a certain image at the beginning of the next thread
>>69981172
I appear to have found a kindred spiret on brit of all places
>>69981217
tie a noose then use it to hang yourself post haste
>>69981172
Who is she cosplaying as?
that first sip of the day
>>69981217
>I'm a normie
doubt it mate
>>69981209
ummm the double cheeseburger doesn't come as a meal, you have to order fries separately
>>69980576
Kike is WAY worse
You will never see someone say it on tv even in a joking way
You say nigger in public worst that will happen is you might get punched
You shout Kike and it's jail time
got computer-based modelling exam in 7 hours
100% of the module
>>69981274
ah yes, romania
>>69981277
ok fine the box says quarter pounder sorry professor mcdonalds
>need to be awake in 4 and a half hours
ever notice how there is no pressure to accept ukranian refugees into the west? like it's just accepted that it's reasonable for them to stop in a nearby safe country? weird innit.
>>69981277
>double cheeseburger
>not a mcdouble
gay
>>69981299
that only has one beef patty in it
why on earth would you describe at as a double?
those drugs have really done a number on your brain
might start eating meat again
could do with having a bf desu
>>69981352
fuck off carnist, murderer
Sargon of Akkad will be remembered as the greatest philosopher of our time
>>69981167
me too desu
>>69981352
nah
>>69981372
nah
>>69981352
same
haven't had a steak in almost 24 hours
got 2 more in the fridge tho
>>69981372
low that
>>69981380
oh piss of you complete and utter melt.
Fucking bellsniff
>>69981382
literally haven't eaten any meat in almost 2 years except for an oyster i ate at christmas because i was drunk
watching a film about the great train robbery :')
>>69981338
please accept my deepest apologies. in future i'll ensure all descriptions of fast food i eat that i post on the internet are 100% accurate. sorry to have wasted your time
Can you guys access this link?
Just a quick check.
http://digicoll.library.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/FRUS/FRUS-idx?type=header&id=FRUS.FRUS1918v1
>europeans don't feel safe with trump as president
>europeans spend all of their time calling america evil and americans stupid
YOU JUST KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gcBqpW7kRs
>>69981408
seafood isn't meat
i stay up til dawn
barbed wire on my arm
>>69981402
you fat cunt, I would fucking batter you if you dared even fucking look at me in real life
Thinking about how whites are worse than other races
Ah yes, the (((BBC)))
https://youtu.be/tyhmlS-CMsQ
installed reddit flags lads
hmm...
>>69981416
yeah go ahead and cite it
>>69981417
Honestly can't wait for WW3 so we can eradicate those Germans once and for all
>>69981417
i would feel MUCH safer with massive ammounts of terrorism than i would with a man who said MEAN THINGS in the whitehouse
>>69981425
>batter you
you'll only make him hungry lad
>>69981435
are there any sub-flags for iceland?
reykjavik and the rest?
reminder: islamic terrorism is not real and if you say it you might cause the muslims to commit terrorism
sometimes I think about fucking those ugly girls from hs just because they wouldn't say no and I'm actually pretty lonely tbf
>>69981468
ye
they even have some flags for towns that are pretty much suburbs of reykjavĂk
I'm so ugly it hurts
>>69981419
nah mate
jammer is such a fucking cringe bellend
Hampton court kitchens/servant area is pretty comfy, would make for a lovely town if it were to be built in the same style
Turns out some alt right podcasters were doxxed and one had a jewish wife that worked as a diversity officer
Wouldn't feel safe if there wasn't at least one mosque within a mile of me
I thought everyone this general were "handsome autistsâ„¢"
>>69981468
just this one
Business idea: discredit my political opponents by posting their personal info online and assaulting them
>>69978825
rate my fabrication work lads
>>69981500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM
>>69981565
I do not understand how it works so i cannot comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AWoZmAxKxg
tune
idea: drive a truck full of gelagnite into the shard and see if it falls down
>>69981538
> jewish wife that worked as a diversity officer
no wonder he turned into a nazi
>get a notification from the tinder app
>someone has liked you! swipe to find out who
>swipe right on everybody for a bit
>no matches
they sold me a dream
>>69981581
dont understand how a running boards works?
you stand on it. nice to have it open and made out of tubes, doesn't fill with snow.
does it count as cheating if I don't kiss the girl I'm cheating with?
>>69981594
>Country without music
>>69981209
>not a big mac
Wouldn't feel safe if there was one mosque within a hundred miles of me.
might have my first drop of alcohol of 2017.
>>69981629
chicken shit
in 7 hours I'll be in work
>>69981435
hey :3
is manchester the chicago of england?
>>69981657
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>69981629
because you're a scared little manlet pussy
there's one 5 miles away from me but I'll heem any paki cunt if they get in my way
>>69981661
awful post
100% boring and tedious
comedy sketch idea that was in my dream last night:
a couple young lads are playing by a lake. One decides to cycle across it. The lake starts to crack under him and his mates call him back. "nah if i turn around then i'll have to slow down and i'll fall in, i'll just cross the lake". The camera pans out to show it's a really massive lake. He keeps cycling nonetheless and falls in and dies
was born in january 15, 1999 and i'm posting here and there's nothing you can do about it :P
>>69981680
oh fuck off, I actually tried on that one
Do you have to have reddit flags installed for the reddit flaggers to see the flags on your post?
i thought he said he was done?
>>69981655
I'll be in school lad
going to go to the doctor tommorow and get diagnosed with depression
>>69981696
how about you try to eat less food you fat cunt
>>69981661
maybe i guess
>>69981710
alri kev
>>69981714
oh FUCK off
>>69981698
idk but i like to think that they see my state and know who i am when i post its fun having an identity...........
>>69981705
back now
>>69981710
i can diagnose you without all the extra work
do you feel good most of the time? you're probably not depressed
do you feel really all the time? probably depressed 2bh
>is X the [yank place] of {place where X is}
fucking HATE yanks
shut up shut up SHUT UP
>>69981727
>it's fun having an identity
Are you a fucking ghost?
>>69981689
I am also born in 1999
>>69981751
OH FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>69981751
is this the son of the slag I fucked last night?
>>69981610
Sort of like a make-do sled?
>>69981751
bit rude
>>69981769
shhh, shhh, it's okay sweety
>>69981727
imagine this being your life
>>69981751
Is London the New York City of England?
lauren mayberry is the qtest girl of the 21st century so far
is hull the detroit of england?
>>69981696
>>69981722
>>69981769
screaming at this
>>69981608
>saving my exact image filename and al
bit weird that
>>69981782
mhm well no idea what that is
gonna bolt these on a lynx rave 800
Is England the Scotland of Britain?
why do you drink or your own?
what feels good about being drunk?
i just feel nauseous and like a head aches coming on
also have to pee a lot
really don't see the point in it desu
think a lot of people do just cos it's seen as ''''cool'''' to be the edgy type who drink on their own
is inverness the ulaan batoor of scotland?
Is your mum the bicycle of the village?
would you fuck julia roberts if she paid you $20,000 to do it?
the internet gf blocked me on EVERYTHING today haha
quite relieved iah
>>69981828
umm no sweetie I just saved it from the same reddit imgur link as you x
>>69981839
Like the taste and it helps me relax you poof
being drunk and alone feels like shit tbf
I'm a pretty needy person anyway and alcohol just makes it a bit worse imo
>>69981839
shut up you literal child
>>69981839
>it's seen as ''''cool'''' to be the edgy type who drink on their own
thought it was seen as pathetic but ok
anyway boys, might head off to the 24/7 tescos now they're open to get a bit of booze. gotta get wih the coo kids and that.
>>69981891
> head off to the 24/7 tescos now they're open
just opened has it?
>>69981839
cozy and warm
>>69981832
You dont know what a sled is?
You are going to attach that to a quadbike?Will you die?
>>69981911
yup
close at 5 on sundays innit
Bröst desu.
>>69981882
listen to music that you really really like loud or watch a good movie
most patrician things to do while drunk alone 2bh
you're all twots
new thread soon
if "HE" posts that image at the start of the thread he WILL regret it
>>69981934
shut up yuh fuckin twoht
asshole faggots
>>69981839
I don't even drink when I'm out with mates
Alcohol is just poison that makes autists less self aware so they guzzle the stuff to feel less awkward
>>69981988
are you not an autist then?
heh... poor lauren...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzdWF2e5qU
>>69981865
yes
>>69981988
ah yes only autists drink alcohol
not incredibly social normal people, nope just autists
>>69981919
>lynx rave 800
uhm sweetie that's a snowmobile
>>69982036
I-i dont live in snow, i dont know about snowmobiles