/brit/

JFs out

>>69975819
that includes you though

classes start tomorrow :/

REAL new
>>69975815
>>69975815
>>69975815

gonna do an ol' 'cide

>>69975857
BTFO

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/queen-elizabeth-king-abdullah-driving-story_n_6533236.html

haha based
never thought about what mussies must think of us putting a woman in charge

and yes I found this on the 'ddit

>new thread posted by a kraut
>have krauts filtered

zzz, should be against /brit/ by-laws

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hi

Business idea: One timezone for all.
People just go to work in the middle of the night and sleep in the day.

>>69975720
No
I've never met anyone who feels like this and people generally have romantic views of the empire
Except for literal pakis who complain about everything

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Here's one for you.

It's 2017 and John Tickle isn't a meme

cigarettes decalcify your pineal gland

>>69975907
*ruins Europe*

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>>69975923
VERY INTERESTING

when im feeling disappointed in the state of the world i watch some people get gored to death on live leak and feel much better
anyone else do this?

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>>69975929
>>69975978
can we not make tickleposting a thing

there's a VERY qt girl at my uni who appears to have severe social anxiety and her bf is an actual turbo autist
i'm tempted to cuck

gonna drink an ol' mout cide'

>>69975978
Did he ever make that time delay toaster

childs, the lot of you

>mechanical engineering degree
>have a total of 1 module (half of one year) learning about engineering mechanics
hmmmmmm

unironically thinking of buying a dakimakura

>>69975920
she looks kinda like reviewbrah

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is jon tickle black or a paki? I could never tell

Matched with a girl called 'Fannie'.. Suggestions for opening message.

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Bliston

protip from the virgin sex expert: rube lube on a girls clit before you rub it

>>69976051
Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg

i can't find anything she did wrong with her screaming technique, but she still got hit with the hammer. i guess he outwitted the masterful british police force tactics

>>69976051
looks half black half white to me

can't imagine how much of a mong you must be to think he's a paki

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>>69976048
delete this

>>69976053
fannie you tranny

wish the queen would come and stomp on my bollocks

>>>69976053
Hello Fanny I am a FANnny of your tits

>>69976051
>>69975978
>>69975929
http://www.rabid.oneuk.com/jontickle.html

You don't belong here

>>69976055
it's Bilston you twat

>>69976051
half sudanese/ethiopian I think

can't help but feel that all the violent threats on /brit/ are trying to work through some very real homo erotic tension

>>69976053
Hey bitch

>>69976084
kek
that taser worked well didn't it

>>69976053
let's smash

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>"Hello Britain you need me im an engineer"

>>69976035
me too desu, i've always wanted one, got a character in mind?

>>69976171
jesus is this screenshot from 2010?

>housemae\s gf staying here ~5 nights a week

feel like she should be paying rent tbqh

>>69976190
Yui

>>69976201
I got it off reddit

>>69976053
"they call me tha big boi.... strong boi.... i can take it anything you do to me anything you put in me i can take it. just make sure you ask nicely and maybe i get a lil smooch on the cheek huh?"

>>69976185
people talk about how the refugees are all scientists and engineers but if they're so great why are the nicest looking buildings in syria 2000 years old

>>69976211
yui poos her pants and makes ui clean it up

anyone know if that 'a series of unfortunate events' show on netflix is any good?

>>69976234
>people talk about how the refugees are all scientists and engineers
never seen a strawman of this level
jesus

>>69976249
its shit

>>69976234
sublime post

Midnight. Time for a bacon sandwich.

>>69976234
If it ain't broke don't fix it

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dakimakura arrived

what's a daikaku

@69976247
I would kill to clean Yui's poo

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>be ameriblob
>put foreskin on your face

>>69976211
bit basic

>>69976264
Just like Breaking Bad

>>69976249
Somehow worse than the film

>>69976249
don't know, watch it and let me know mate i'm interested x

>>69976300
just like your post

really wish some bizarre human/iguana/spider hybrid would burst through my front door and properly smash my bollocks out of object permanence

*fixates on door in optimistic anticipation*

>>69976263
it's clearly a joke you mong
the best buildings look 2000 years old, like cos 2000 year old buildings are beautiful? it's a joke lad

>>69976289
idc

>>69976171
unironically my second favourite youtube layout behind the ol' description on the right layout.

current layout a distant third and everything else can fuck off especially cosmicpanda

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Reading

Right lads, time for bed. I am officially a wageslave in the morning. Night lads.

Also, I just got a warning for a post made 3 threads ago. Quick draw strikes again.

>>69976310
Just like your mom

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>>69976288
>tfw you'll never rub your foreskin on a yank girl's face

>>69976306
will NOT be watching it then

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>>69976317
alri

>>69976207

When my flatmate moved his girlfriend in I made them split the rent 3 ways, even though they were sharing a room. Kek.

Made out nicely for that deal.

rolled a spliff
suppose the next step is to smoke it

This one is for the non British people. Did you ever have this pressure to always be flawless around British people? I remember during my trip to the UK I think one of the reasons why it went so terribly was because I would feel so ashamed just the class of these people
I really didn't want to inconvenience anybody m and I definitely didn't want to go to the NHS with my anxiety

Anyone can relate? How did you deal with it? Is it just a matter of confidence

>>69976351
enjoy work you fucking workie haha

>>69976306
The film was an MKULTRA operation to turn people into nonces through the use of DSL and fishnet sleeves.

>>69976369
I fucked a yank girl but no blowjob


JUST

>>69976397
why would you ruin perfectly good herb with dirty tobacco

>>69976426
No you didnt

>>69976420
i thought the actress was grown fuck how young was she

What's a JF?

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>>69975797
Good edition

>>69976271
Of course it's fucking Canada

I hope I will get to visit someday especially Toronto

>>69976445
She was 12. You got MKULTRA'd.

>>69976449
johnny foreigner

>>69976306
fuck SAKE

>>69976444
Was from Fort Lauderdale and lived in MD

>>69976429
because I'm not a yank twat
also a pure joint to myself would either be
>too much, waste of money
>too thin to smoke comfortably

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>>69976426
>Yanks will put any manner of disgusting chemically fucked up foods in their mouths
>They won't put a willy in there

Fuckin' eh.

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i am become pintman

necker of pints

>>69976429
Far smoother 2bh

Think we mix tobacco 'cause it was always skunk here. I know that there's far stronger stuff in America now but it's better to spread out a high over 2 or 3 instead of just in one blunt

Fucked a yank girl

who else /racemixing/ here

>>69975797
Surprisingly good edition.

>>69976506
ah yes, please tell me more about how vastly different canadian food is from ours

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>On 17 April 1941, Bowlly and Messene had just given a performance at the Rex Cinema in Oxford Street, High Wycombe, now demolished. Both were offered the opportunity of an overnight stay in the town, but Bowlly opted to take the last train home to his flat at 32 Duke Street, Duke's Court, St James, London. His decision proved to be fatal, as he was killed by a Luftwaffe parachute mine that detonated outside his flat later that evening.[4] His body appeared unmarked: although the massive explosion had not disfigured him, it had blown his bedroom door off its hinges and the impact against his head proved fatal. He was buried with other bombing victims in a mass grave at what is today known as Hanwell Cemetery, Uxbridge Road, Hanwell, where his name is given as Albert Alex Bowlly.

>>69976521
Bet you get fucked after 3 fosters

>>69976546
Our beef has mad cow disease which makes it much tastier you uncultured plebs

>>69976420
>DSL
What's this?

Don't want to google it for some reason

>>69976498
No, no, no she didn't. None of this happened

Role-playing is common here so its no big deal

>>69976504
What's a joint, 0.3g? That can't be too expensive even in bongland

will sleeping pills fix my life

woke up at 5pm today as an example

>>69976521
utter STATE of that 'man'

>>69976544
>>69976469
Very good lads.

>>69976546
HOWLING

>>69976573
willy sucking lips

>>69976573
Dick sucking lips. You fucking NEWFAG

>>69976582

It's £10 a g.

Having an absolute winner of a shit

Best part of my day

>>69976555
Fozzies are LETHAL tho m8

>>69976531
Just smoke a bit from a pipe

thatcher had a lot of "private visits" to the states. do you think she was fucking reagan ?

>>69976582
I put 0.3g in my spliffs now

a 0.3g of pure weed would be way too thin for me

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>bedtime

>>69976555
who tf drinks fosters

Guys are local bars worth going to?

I've heard they have lads telling jokes and stuff and darts or pool, or is it just an excuse to get drunk and or talk about politics because that would be fine too

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January sucks, 11pm and the club is dead, it's going to pick up but I'm bored senseless right now.

>>69976655
Me and my mates Deno, Scotty, Jamie, Wayne and Smithy

getting an early night lads, got to be up for early morning meditation and to finish writing my book on quantum mechanics, i've also got charity work ahead of me

ahh yes the NEET life

>>69976646
pure joints get me way too high on my own
nothing like a nice spliff right to the head

>>69976677
Do people go clubbing on sunday in the UK?

I mean they do in like the major cities here, but not smaller ones

>>69976625
Not to sound snobby but it doesn't even seem worth smoking at that price

No replies from the 4 girls I messaged on Tinder tonight. That's got to be a new record.

>>69976681
>Jamie
no no no no no no

that's not a deano name

no no no

fuck off

fuck right off

>house'mate' doesn't piss on the bowl so as to minimise the volume of the pissing noise when using the bathroom next to my room, instead pissing straight into the water.

Not something I could complain about, but a bit irritating nonetheless.

>>69976521
Had 18 pints yesterday

Need to get the training wheels off 2bh

Phew almost replied to a yank

>>69976677
Who even goes out on a Sunday

>>69976573
domain specific language

>>69976729

I always piss on the bowl. Pissing into the water is crass as fuck.

me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CX-a25RJIQ

>>69976707
We're the only place in the town that has late opening on a sunday so the dregs of every other bar end up here, the last couple of hours can get pretty busy.

>>69976655
Not you seeing you can't handle 3 of the bastards

>>69976742
PLEASE FUCKING REPLY

>>69976782
Tragic

>>69976691
if it's the same amount of weed I don't think having tobacco in there too affects how high you get

>>69976655
Those Aussie lads on the telly ads do

>>69976724
alright jay

my assistant manager at my old job was called jamie and he was fairly deano tier i reckon

>>69976820
i think i use less weed when i do spliff but i dont roll that often

How do I turn on the sun its gone dark

Why do clubs go out of business so often?

I'd have thought that they had far higher margins than pubs etc. given that they charge for entry, have far higher costs for drinks and shorter opening hours.

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>In December 1931, Bowlly married Constance Freda Roberts in St Martin's District, London, but Bowlly discovered his new wife in bed with another man on their wedding night. The couple separated after a fortnight, and sought a rapid divorce.

>>69976775
this is what they need to do with VR

a motorbike game

>>69976724
it's my name, what's a deano?

>>69976707
Sunday is the worst night for clubbing here by far, even Mondays are more busy

people do drink on Sundays but it's more all dayers in the pub than going out on the night time

done with cocaine professionally

>>69976770
>pissing on the bown
>splashing piss everywhere under the guise of being less crass

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Me on the right

>>69976870
for messing me around, sunshine

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>>69976856
>jay

ROOOOOOOOOO

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>sitting on couch
>yawning and about to doze off
>go to bed
>suddenly can't sleep

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>2017
>not being a polytheist

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based

>>69976912
looks a bit like kent so-called "qt"

just zipped my ballbag up in my jeans

fucking hell

>>69976910
pissing in the water makes more of a mess unless you're a manlet

>>69976870
because stupid eighteen year old art school kids die in them i.e. fabric although it's since reopened

hope it never happens to corsica

>>69976957
PICS

>>69976943
>When the government is closed
What

good morning britainese.

>>69976973
Government Shutdown. Happens a lot in the US when they can't pass the budget.

watching the woman in black

gonna be well scared but /brit/ is here for me

Wow, look at the technology today

Even men can get pregnant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulBG9M0UopE

getting my daily dose of styxhexenhammer666

>>69976967
Club near me loses £10,000 a month apparently though, and there's a couple of other places that have opened and shut nearby without high profile drug deaths

>>69976744
Ranges from 20yr old who aren't ready for the weekend to be over to mid 40's coked up businessmen who need to be up at 7 for wagecuckery

>>69976402
no

>>69976987
OI OI SHINJI
How are you, lad?

>>69977003
>man

no that's an FTM transgender

>>69977008
>Club near me loses £10,000 a month apparently
utter bullshit why would it still be open
no one would subsidise that

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P E R F E C T I O N

>>69977008
whereabouts are you? not london i assume

>>69977018
Grim lad

>>69976943
quite enjoying the groups of bullying thugs that trump inspires

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>>69976485

We are living in a material world and I'm a material girl

>>69977028
You're not a bigot, are you?

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

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>>69977051
>fish

>>69977051
wtf that looks delicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvx0on0Hj2I

William Blake was ahead of his time, simply.

>>69977088
haha

>>69977048
Used to be really popular (whenever I'm home people a few years older ask if I go there) and profitable apparently. Died a death in popularity shortly before I came here, it's rebranded a couple of times and now the only people I know who go are in the rugby team (it's their sponsor club)

>>69977089
t. child

restaurant near me loses 45k a month. been open for a few years now

>>69977142
I'm 31

i was in the wardrobe at my grandmas

>>69977165
that's even worse

>>69977165
Mentally a child

>>69977082
no, but I feel that the distinction needs to be made or else you'll just confuse everyone

>>69977088
this is the year i will get a gf

>>69977158
>restaurant near me is a front for a brothel

Good to know

>>69977058
It is but in that grimness, a middle aged asda checkout lady who's had one red Bulmers too many can dance with an 18yr old on an eccie and it's fine, there is a level of cameraderie.

actually cannot wait for the coronation and Trump to be crowned King Donald of America

>>69977089
>plebs

would NOT associate with you.

>>69977199
ever get your willy sucked there?

>>69977184
Why?

>stop disliking what I like

>>69976943
Ah yes, fat middle-aged men wearing leather - terrifying!

>>69977214
you brought it up faggot.

>well take a look at what happened

yes thank you pornhub

here's a legit reason why being a cuck is bad
youre diluting the dating market and soon women will only date guys who let them have an open relationship

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>>69977213
No, saw these guys there once though

fucking lying twat, the actress for violet was 16 when the movie was made. you had me going for a minute

How does someone start dating in their mid-20s if they've never been on one before? What's a normal date supposed to be like?

I'm asking for a friend.

>>69977203
there's going to be a million cunts who won't respect the democratic process and will be shouting madly from a mile away

wouldn't surprise me if some madman threw a shoe at him from the crowd, we'll see if he has the reflexes of bush

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You lads believe in ghosts and the spooky?

>>69977191
Because I don't like fish? Get a grip

>>69977246
so its a gay brothel?

>fedora as fuck but still somewhat afraid of the dark and seeing 2spoopy4me ghosts and shit

I know its just a post-civilization manifestation of our instinctual fear of nocturnal predators, but its nonetheless still a powerful emotion

>>69977246
was he getting his willy sucked?

>>69977262
>Get a grip

*grips Poland tightly and doesn't let go*

>>69977248
>dating

just go to a fancy bar and buy her drinks

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>>69977233
>faggot

haha imagine being over 30 and still on fucking 4chan

embarrassing haha

will never sink that low haha

nope

not me

haha

never

>>69977232
Some of them are real gangs la

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Have any of you ever met a famous person?

>>69977200
older people in clubs can be pretty sound a lot of the time
me and my mate walked back from a club with a middle aged couple a while ago, we were all proper spangled and I was talking about my degree for like half an hour to this woman
was daycent

>>69977261
dont know. like reading about it sometime

this is scary though. some girl uses a sleep app and recorded a voice of a guy clearly talking to her in her sleep (she doesnt live with a man)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Ghosts/comments/1u894f/experience_using_sleep_as_android_app/


Here's the audio of it

https://soundcloud.com/donniemarco/redwantsblue8-night-time-phone

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work tomorrow

>tfw never got to go to the Arches when it was open

Gutted. Was only 18 for a few months before it shut.

>>69977339
bye

>>69977339
can't wait for my lie in desu

>>69977321
>ever believing anything a girl says
>ever
-_- dude come on

>>69977308
A few, I used to live near Thom Yorke, great lad.

did something cheeky lads

*whispers*
i put ground coffee with me instant coffee*

heheheehehee

ive lost all my friends.

>>69977321
opened the link

scrolled down a tiny bit

closed it without reading a single word

>>69977321
idk that probably just a burglar or something

>>69977339
Just fucking end me please.

>>69977393
Where did you last see them mate
Try checking there

>>69977405
yeah probably. still scary though. she said nothing was stolen

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>46 years old
I'd hatefuck her brains out

>>69977339
Really can't be arsed haha

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>>69977393
moving away in September and im in the process of telling all my "friends" how i feel about them

also going to snitch a lot of people up and put loads of things people want hidden out there

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>>69977393
>he's a social creature

>>69977379
I saw Thom Yorke in a Tesco in Oxford a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be an arsehole and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Thom trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>69977394
yeah thats why i put the audio link too so you wouldn't have to read anything. I summed it up as well

But not a big deal if you dont want to listen, just posted it for fun

>>69977464
did she make sure they didnt steal her virginity?


inb4 she has a kid, i read that part so no need to make me aware. however i would like to point out that there are indeed such things as virgins giving birth to sons

>>69977476
Nice Facebook meme la

>>69977476
Bit bent

>>69977026
hello
im going to my office now.
today's really cold day, -3 degrees in central of Tokyo.

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>>69977470

>>69977489
bet they're gutted they're losing you hahaha

>>69977470
i love her

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is it the deep fried mars bars?

>>69977476
does this guy think hes the bruce lee of bbq?

>>69977339
feel your pain lad

quit my job a few days ago

VERY happy

>>69977476
would put a fed on his head if i were there

how am i already almost 21 fuck

>>69977505
yeah mate i never reached the end of your post didnt read it

>>69977489
devilish

>>69977517
>a japanese girl is posting among us
hey babe

you reckon if I just don't bother going into work in the morning no-one will notice?

>>69977489
sounds like you're a bit mental

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>>69977516
bye hater

>>69977476
Most pretentious thing I've seen all week

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>>69977517
enjoy another day at work

>going to baltimore
>its 65% black

what happened to it yanks

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>browse in waterstones
>see books i might want to buy
>add them to my amazon wishlist and leave

>>69977574
time just starts zooming by faster and faste the older we get i think some evil genius made time warp device and activated it without telling us

>>69977552
texas has better bbq than the u.k.

>>69977588
sick facebook meme

>>69977476
that poor knife!

>>69977580
thats alright. thanks for reading some

>>69977653
uk>texas

>>69977638
crack

>>69977638
No more slavery

howling

>>69968842

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484435536644.webm

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>sick facebook meme

>>69977639
>not supporting a British company over an American sweatshop company
FOY

>>69977638
Blacks moved there after the civil war and reproduced

>>69977714
both of the guys in thi sphoto look amazing

>>69977721
Nah i work for amazon lmao, im happy with him

69977714
wasn't even a fedora post, you're grasping at straws

>>69977729
the wrong side won the civil war

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>>69977582
:3

>>69977760
enjoy mexico

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>president (mc)donald toilet fart

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>wasn't even a fedora post, you're grasping at straws

>>69977639
good lad

t. amazon shareholder

haha alri /yank/

mental that i can just write something on /brit/ and a real american will actually read it and possibly reply

like something out of the movies 2bh

FOY

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Stupendous.

>>69977838
Hi :3

>>69977791
Na southerners are retarded due to inbreeding. They never stood a chance.

business idea: make a /brit/ irc channel

saw a rat earlier

>>69977888
don't see where the profit margin is in that venture

>>69977866
woah its an american flag!
are you a moviestar dude?

>>69977876
Northerners are retarded due to racemixing. They never stood a chance

>>69977924
Butthurt pansy faggot southerner.

what hogwarts house do you belong to?

ravenclaw here

>>69977888

kill yourself

>>69977944
is it edgy if i say slytherin

>>69977891
Did you look in the mirror

>>69977944
You're in Yank house.

>>69977946
Now THIS is a business venture I can get behind

>>69977944
Pottermore said Ravenclaw: the autism house

>>69977917
I've been to Hollywood once or twice

>>69977944
the best one

>adverts has a acoustic cover of a popular song

>>69977944
newcastle united

>>69977924
Ah yes the German Scandinavian mixed race

>>69977985
howler

>>69977968
sheesh that's totally awesome buddy!
any chance i could get an autograph?

business idea: fill /brit/ with yanks

>>69977863
he's properly insane isn't he

>>69978010
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>>69978010

>>69977891
looked in a mirror did you

what would happen if you were charged with murder and insisted on being your own defence in court but submitted nothing in evidence except a folder full of pictures of autistic young men in hats

>>69977985
ahahaha what a #lad

brb posting this on the 'ddit

>>69978001
Sure thing bud
Send me a prepaid postcard and I'll sign it and send it back to you

>>69977944
i did a long and elaborate quiz and got 50/50 slytherin gryffindor

dont mind me just being the chosen one over here

>>69977051
*dry heaves*