Why do japanese people lack any understanding of sarcasm?

It's more because of her poor English than anything else.

>>69974267
Also your jokes are terrible. Work on them.

>>69974267
dumm?

wtf i hate japan now

>>69974267
I've heard the same of spaniards 2bh

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>>69974345
Her english is alright, not too advanced but she knows how the language works. She just never realizes when I'm being sarcastic.

>>69974345
Well, no shit. I can't use any complicated english so I got to stick to the simple stuff which ends up being cringy.

Sarcasm does not come across well in pure text.
And your joke isn't funny.

what the fuck is this shit

not even cringy its just creepy

purely autism

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>>69974267
>>69974719
absolute cringe
Interpals was a mistake

>>69974721
To be fair. I am not even trying.

>>69974766
She is actually my language exchange partner. I dont want to fuck this up and show my real personality. I stick to the cringy, unfunny stuff for now.

post her face

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>>69974766
my boyfriend talks to me like that but ive seen enough pics of how guys talk from pictures on here that im not bothered by it

>>69974719
Stop being such a disgrace, cringelord

>>69974869
Nah, you could reverse image search her way too easily. I prefer not to post any pics of her.

>>69974766
This

>>69974885
Maul. Ich geb mein bestes.

>>69974882
FEET
E
E
T

>>69974267
>you disappoint me!
but this is such a high level of sarcasm

fremdscham pur

>>69974964
NICHT GENUG ANON, NICHT GENUG

>>69974983
this, if ur a liar, show some boipucci

>>69974852
>sarcasm
this isnt """"""""""sarcasm""""""""""""""" anyway. dont even understand where the fuck your prejudice comes out of. seems this is just the way weebs think about japan. fucking creepy

also you sound like a super weird indian male as seen the weirdest pervertest shit ever on /int/ sometimes. they think its normal to tell girls the pervertest shit for the fist time like u can have sex with me

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I know I'm cringy. But like I said. I can't use any complicated english, it makes non cringy a lot harder.

>>69975300
you just went full autist m8..

>>69975300
holy shit kys already

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>>69974882
>2017
>falling for the phallic Jew
Girl love is the purest love.

>>69975293
Wtf? Thats the fucking problem. I can't show her my real perverted personality and instead have to fake being the nice guy around to corner which turns me into a cringelord instead.

>>69974882

It's called negging and it's a prelude to abuse. Be careful with him.

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>>69974719

>that was a joke
>no it wasn't
>just kidding it was

>>69974267
From my experience, East Asians don't seem to really use sarcasm. That and second languages are a bitch desu.
That being said, your sarcasm is shit anon.

>>69975300
what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>69975300

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>>69975300
Hahaha, this can't be real I refuse to believe.

>>69974267
>it's hard to get sarcasm on the internet even when you're a native speaker
>sarcasm is very subtle and depends on social cues, common cultural knowledge and context
Pick 2

Also, I lived in Japan until I was 15 and speak decent Japanese, and I can tell you that culturally the Japanese don't really use sarcasm. You usually mean what you say in Japanese, they tend to take things more literally. The only sarcasm I know of in Japanese is calling someone extremely respectfully, like when my friend backtalked his mom she would call him sama as she yelled at him. It was the only part of the conversation I could understand usually but it was very funny to me and I had to keep a respectful straight face.

>>69975300
>>69975406
Consider showing her your actual personality. I think she'd take perverted over this autistic cringeshit.
If you don't want to do that, consider killing yourself.

>>69975439
Good Guy Canada, wish you lads weren't so relentlessly harassed on here tbqh

>>69974267
>>69974719
>>69975300
My fucking sides

Of course it HAD to be a German

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>>69975300
Never attempt a joke

>>69974267
Oh my lord this is fucking sad.

>>69975805
No, she just really hates cat.

>>69976113
it's more sad to use a trip on a chinese imageboard desu

>>69974766
yup

>>69976152
I agree. But at least I don't fucking sperg out around girls. Good lord man they're just men with vaginas. Quit overdoing yourself you sound like a fucking aspie.

>>69976193
im not op but you're right

>>69975913
Would help if their compatriots wouldn't have absolutely abhorrent posts on /pol/

>>69974766
This.

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Calm down guys, I got everything under control.

>>69976275
that made it even more awkward

>>69976353
What happened?

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>>69976579

>>69976748
Well, at least he admitted it.

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>>69976349
>Be German
>Suddenly Estonian Flag
BALTIC GERMANS GET THE FUCK OUT
KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>69974267

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>>69974267

>>69974719


I think you don't understand how sarcasm works, first of all it's abysmal when done in text unless you've established a strong friendship in real life.

Second of all, and this is the bigger issue, your sarcasm makes you seem awkward because it seems like you're not capable of having a genuinely interesting/charming conversation so you resort to this 2-bit routine of tell her you hate her. I mean we all did it when we first talked to girls in like middle/high school, but by now you should know better anon.

>>69975300
oh god what have you done

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I cringed so hard

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Ive become autistic reading your conversations

>>69974267

>tfw too based to play along in other peoples mind games

>>69974267
I got autism from reading this

>>69975300

>cat?!
>i hate cat!

germancuck BTFO

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>>69975300

>>69975300
I'm literally a 24-year-old khv and even I am cringing at your fucking autism.

Literally kill yourself

>>69974719
*this confuses the jap*

>>69976092
＿＿＿＿＿
/＼＿＿＿＿＼psst!
|￣＼(∩ ･ω･ )＼
| |￣￣∪￣|Have a nice weekend

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>>69975300
>>69975300

>>69976748
t. autism pro

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>>69975300

>these are the people in charge the Europe

>>69974267
Asians don't understand sarcasm and irony, this is common knowledge.

>>69974267
>german humour

>>69978287
I am quite sure I have seen Animus with sarcastic characters though.

Americans tend to have the same problem with sarcasm

>>69974267
Stop it germany, no one understands your fucking jokes

>>69975300
We need to wage war on germany again, that place is unsalvageable.

>>69974267
>german """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>69978407
Sure we do

>>69975300
cringe

>>69974267

Which is weird since even chatbots have a grasp of sarcasm now. Asians are less intuitive than a machines. No offense.

So this is how Germans pick up women. I'm gonna try it out
>>69974882
Hey bby, me so horny me hate you long time.

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This is how a REAL alpha German talks to a Japanese.
See that blunt one liner reply? I could be jumping at it but as an alpha I let her do the begging. No cringing around just straight up testosterone and trust me they can smell my musky nutsack trough the phone. You gotta have that aura.
You need to keep the Japslut craving for the white dick.

Even I'm not this autistic and I'm diagnosed with assburgers, what the fuck

>>69975300
Are you idiots?

Next time without the both of you.

>>69975300
I have actual autism and I'm cringing at this shit

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>>69975300
>germ*ns
no wonder why black/brown alpha males are cucking your women

>>69975300
She haets it

same thing in korea. it's like sarcasm doesn't exist there.

Jesus christ...

>no autistic cringey German internet boyfriend

reeeee I hate my life

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>>69975300
Why do g*rmans lack any social skills at all. People call us autists but geez

>>69975300
>>69975300
>>69975300
Don't mind all these people. You're doing things great, she's probably raping herself right now thinking of you.

Please, continue

>>69975300
/int/

>>69974584
He is German.

>>69974267
On behalf of all germanics i apologize for this sperg.

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>>69981281
in my experience they get it but you have to be really obvious
like it's easier in person

not over text like this SPERGLORD REEEEEEE THIS THREAD IS SO EMBARRASSING

>>69974267
>>69974719
>>69975300
>German """"humor""""

>>69977406
what did OP mean by this

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>>69974267
Kek get a load of this faggot

>>69976193
No they're not tripfag nigger. Women think completely different

>>69974267
>japanese

Trash

>>69974267
it's not just the japs it's the asians in general

>>69975300
How will the krauts ever recover from this?

>>69975300
the bombing of dresden wasnt enough, was it

>>69986337
We understand sarcasm perfectly
t. Americanized Asian

>>69974267
>>69974719
>Germans and Japanese try to joke with each other.

>>69974267
>>69974719
>>69975300
Another crime by Germany

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Guys, chill. I'm 100% alpha

>>69974267
I really hate dumb women but I feel sorry for her. why do you even make a fool of a woman that way....

>>69986895
Everything under control

>>69986729

Kek

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>>69974267
it is difficult when dealing with a german.

>>69987221
because he is an autistic retard, even by german standards.

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>>69986895

>>69979042
What app?

>>69987581
LINE

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>>69986895
WHY
JUST STOP

>>69986729
Last time we had to bring Italy along for the joke part.

>>69983708
Right because that obviously warrants acting like a complete aspie, right?
Just neck yourself.

>>69986895
Well? Is she a filthy whore or not???

I'm so confused if I was that girl as well.

>>69986895
It keeps getting worse, youre the german version of george constanza

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>>69988012
nah

>she doesn't understand English
>better turn into an autistic cringelord

>>69988238
Why is your flag changing?

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>>69986895

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>>69988344
Im not at home = no wifi
and for some reason my data plan is banned by this site so im using pic related.

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>>69974267
>>69974719
>>69975300
>>69976349
>>69976748
>>69986895
>>69988238
It hurts

>German trying to be funny.

>>69988415
Can you ask her if she'd sleep with you? I want to know if international qt jap girls will throw themselves at white men with zero social capabilities. Would help me out.

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>>69975300
senpai...

>>69974711
It's a chink thing. Chinese and Taiwanese are also completely oblivious to sarcasm. As for us, it's probably because we got SUSHI'D by Hasekura's embassy and were doomed to become Jaspain for the rest of time, exhibiting Asian traits such as making drinks from legumes and eating fried dough sticks.

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>>69988238

>germans dont understand humor
>japs dont understand sarcasm
This is such a perfect combo

>>69975300
>favor

FOY

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>>69974267
>>69974719
>I fucking hate you so much I really do you dumb cunt
>That was a joke
>Actually no it wasn't
>Just kidding it was
I only laughed because you being German is the punchline.

>>69975300
I want a japanese gf so bad

>>69988238
Why are japanese girls so pure

>>69974267
>german humor

>>69975300
>>69976748
I have autism and still find this cringey.

>>69988092
Jesus fucking christ Uruguay I'm at work you can't make me laugh like this.

>German humor
Pls nuke us already.

man its surprising this thread is still alive

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>>69975300
Germans bring the best involuntary humour to this board

Thou shalt not test the love of the Japanese.

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>>69974719
Good one Hans, putting that straight into my Kraut Banter folder

>>69981479
This was supposed to be a .gif, someone have the animated version?

>>69988238
>are you still a virgin?
>Yea

Jap girls confirmed for being the purest

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>>69975300
>cat?!
>I hate cat!

>>69974719
God of jokes.

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>>69990701
post pls

>>69974719
As a Jap, you are the shaise.
Don't steal our girls you fucking gipsy

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>>69975300
Presicion German autism kek.

このドイツ人OPほんとキモいな
死ねばいいのに

>why does an ESL learner not understand a complex part of language

Well I don't fucking know OP, I am befuddled.

It's exactly how I do not fucking understand humor in this country.

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>>69975300
>xD
Why.

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And people say I'm autistic.

>>69974267
>use emoji

KYS

>>69990782

Toilet...

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:'(

Sarcasm surely exists that's just a language barrier..

>>69994271
Oh really? Is that so, Nippon-kun? Oh wow, we're all so grateful that you're here to tell us. Thanks a lot.

>>69992208
there are TWO autists in Germany??

that's frankly very hard to believe lad.

>>69994149
Xd

>>69994467
xDDDDD

>>69974267
No you're just terribly unfunny.

>>69974267
Japanese speaking English can be divided into two types.
It is two kinds of people who can not adapt to social life in Japan and highly skilled people.

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>>69994149

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Stop this cringy shit at once.

>>69986802
Kek

>>69994271
your language barrier seems so strong that you cant realize what was going on there. which might be a sarcasm in a sense tho.

>>69975439
>It's called negging and it's a prelude to abuse. Be careful with him.
what the fuck is negging

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>sarcasm
that's not how you spell autism

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>>69974719
>>69975300

>MOM GERMANY IS DOING IT AGAIN!

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>>69974267

I wish I was talking to cute girls more often.

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Hans...

>>69994149
STOPPPPPPPP. STOP EMBARASSING US LUDWIG

>>69974267
>>69974719
Jesus Christ are you both on the spectrum or what

>>69986895
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA