/brit/

>>69971329

Start new job tomorrow haha


Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahhaa

ol' 'cide

>>69971329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aRVPo-sAUc

love synth wave

don't drink drive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".

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don't understand how she can be so cute tbqh

synthwave is SHIT

>>69971411
>she

Stretching wasn't working for me, even with topical steroid cream. Didn't know about these new-fsngled stretching rings you can get.

Oh well, fixed the issue. Lead a healthy sex life now.

>>69971368
do you ever post anything else?

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Test tomorrow lads

>>69971368
you're literally going to kill urself because of some skin on ur dick
hahahahahahhahahaah
haha

VOTE CORBYN
VOTE FOR PROSPERITY

I WILL DEBATE ANY OF YOU RACIST UKIPPERS

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work tomorrow

Love listening to vinyl

time to get trolly'd desu

phimosis life

>>69971427
Green milk, fuck off

>>69971425
no one does lad. same bollocks posted over and over all day every day. mexifat will be along in a sec to call us pirates. circle of life.

fallen for a girl from tinder lads

might do a bump to test the quality tonight

>>69971427
>union jack

rorke

>>69971494
the mexican poster is quite a lad. always post the same things but you can feel a sense of his inner feelings through his posts

idgaf about work in the morning 2bh. I'm drinking myself into oblivion tonight nonetheless

I'll just leave the gaff an hour earlier so I don't come across any cops looking for drunk drivers and just sleep a bit in the carpark before clocking in. been doing this for years and I still don't have a single penalty point

>>69971493
>Blue milk
too much fat - trying to cut for bodybuilding
>Red milk
Tastes like milkey water

>>69971449
what did the leader of the opposition mean by this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337432

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>>69971494
Umm his name is Beto

frankly schwarzenegger has a more impressive career than trump

and with his actual experience at governance i think he could do a good job

would have been a better meme president

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turn 22 tomorrow

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You all mock this woman but she is happier than any of you could ever hope to be

*sits on /brit/ with my fingers shoved down my foreskin*

>>69971519
Calm down Pablo Escobar, look at me, I do hard drugs! I'm so hardcore! Let me post about it where nobody gives a shit!

4chan is a site for ANIME.

4chan is not site for NAZIS.

>>69971535
he's pretty funny

>>69971427
no posters, just a flag?

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watching golden boy

decent so far

>>69971427
degenerate

anyone else smell skips?

>>69971553
not allowed because he was born overseas

>>69971583
yeah. except when he's fucking around with the toot stuff

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>>69971576

>>69971562
>those brows
>that hair
>those lips
>that beak
>those eyes
>those tits that are either fake or extremely saggy without a bra

VAPID
BRITISH
SLAG

>>69971448
hasn't affected this pitiful life at all

>>69971597
i know but trump is breaking the law too so might as well?

>>69971621
Yet she is still happier than you

>>69971457
Sort of want to buy a turntable but it would just be me buying a lot of shit I already own in digital formats looool

>>69971562
don't think somebody as self obsessed and blatantly insecure as she is is actually happy

Angela Merkel is unironically good aha

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>watched a mexican drug lord skinned alive without flinching but got distraught at a grainy dark video of a girl hanging herself

>>69971547
WE DONT NEED WEAPONS UK IS PEACEFUL

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i wish i was 16 again

>>69971639
what law did trump break?

>>69971654
bender

>>69971648
no she isn't

hedonistic pleasure != happiness

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This is my gf, she is a fascist but I still love her.

My bellend story

>had never pulled my dick back, whenever i did I couldn't, 13 comes along
>come out shower with a boner
>decide todays the day, now or never
>regardless of pain, pull it back and it finally goes back, but part of the skin is attached to the penis itself
>"fuck"
>can't roll it back, in immense pain
>forcibly roll it up and put it away
>week later
>jack it
>stuck bit peels off

>>69971631
keep telling yourself that
you were born with the same chances as everyone else you autist

>>69971678
umm, he's racist, sexist, and Islamophobic?

>>69971678
the whole conflict of interests issue

>dad rings
>hi son can you help me with my computer please

ughhh

lose yourself in the music the moment you own it

confession: i'm a bender

>>69971753
this is why I made my dad get a mac ~7/8 years ago
still works to this day and he's never had an issue

>>69971730
Snapped the 'ol banjo string

>>69971730
fuck, did you at least attempt to clean inside the foreskin at first?

i defeated my 'mosis when I was 14. just pulled my willy skin back slowly and a bit further every time

>>69971653
no-one on 4chan realizes her party and her are right wing, only party more right wing than them are AfD desu (CSU is basically identical to CDU)

>>69971753
Help your dad, love your dad, because some of us don't have one and wish for him back every night

>>69971678
Insane conflicts of interest, which directly goes against the constitution.

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>parents took away the chance of ever experiencing phimosis

Hhmmm not sure whether to eat a pack of those fresh tortolini things or go out to McDonald's or a kebab shop for food.

>>69971562
wow what an achievement

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bent cunt i know shared this on fb lmao

>>69971562
lovely tits

>>69971654
pls gib skinning video

im the opposite of you

>>69971589
One of the few anime where I thought the dub was better than the sub.

can i beat premature ejaculation by death gripping

not that i ever have sex aha

>>69971789
Put a bit of soapy water on it every now and then in shower from what I got told from the school nurse that looked at it but apart from that no :(

>when he doesn't have 'mosis

Red flag ladies ;) x

>>69971728
the blacked logo is missing

snapped the ol' nigger string

>>69971737
not sure what point you're trying to make
give me the greatest cock the world's seen and my life would have gone the same

>>69971793
then you never had phimosis

>>69971840
yes

reduce the amount you wank
and when you do wank, take it slow

and try and increase the time between wanks

>>69971751
>>69971801

he hasnt broken it yet, it is an ongoing issue and he will probably cave. trump can adjust his behaviour to comply with that law, terminator will always have been born overseas

>2 times a day for a month

Fuck sake
and I still don't know how to do it properly

Should spend the Trident money on making our country look nice like every other developed European country has

>>69971876
I'm quite sure you're wrong
that problem unconsciously affected your whole psyche

who has attempted suicide here

Why the fuck do you faggot have spaccer cocks

>>69971833
i'll give the dub a go when i'm on episode 4 then

>>69971797
i am helping lad
it's just a bit painful innit

>>69971621
stop copying that american nonce m8 you're better than that

>>69971654
seen all sorts of insane gore but don't think I've ever been as disturbed by anything as when I stumbled across a site with post mortem photos of kids from the 1800s

that was some profoundly unsettling shit 2bh and still gives me the fucking creeps just picturing them in my head now

>>69971916
no it didn't i struggled socially before i even realised something was wrong

who has done a suicide here

>>69971884
how about the Rock then?

Remember I once pulled back my bellend and realised there was a small bridge of skin between my bellend and my shaft on the back next to my frenulum

I was playing COD4 at the time, bit of search and destroy, I'd died so I wasn't playing. So I'm like, this is weird

The next round counter is ticking so I have to make a decision. Decide to just grab my shaft, pinch my bellend and give a firm tug

The skin snaps and bleeds a bit, pain shoots through my knob and up my body

The next round starts and I ace it

Later there was a bit of blood on my boxers but I've been fine since

>>69971857
can you not pull it back enough when flaccid to at least clean inside it? i can

>>69971881
interesting, i thought high frequency high cadence w/ death grip would be the way

just masturbate myself into submission so that nothing else works

but i've also heard that taking like an hour over it and edging yourself helps too, but i'm not sure how much real world application that has. it's not really "control" if i'm just letting go and calming down for a bit is it?

alternative opinions welcomed i'd love to get rid of this without drugging myself

who has the pengest willy in /brit/

>>69971884
Unless he can fix it before the inauguration, then he will be breaking the law.

Plus, there was the fraud case with Trump University he settled out of court for a lot of money, and some the tax dodging stuff is probably illegal.

>>69971654
listen here kiddo you aint seen nothing, you wouldnt believe the shit ive seen on the internet

>>69971961
the Rock would be an acceptable choice

>>69971973
>S&D

Patrician.

sara's twitter is literally all doggos. she's truly lost it

>>69971914
80 years worth of damage lad

>>69971942
Be patient with him, they didn't have the privillege of growing up around technology like we do today.

This is making me really miss my dad

>>69971939
The dub's a lot funnier than the sub, you should go back and watch the first ones. The guy who does Kintaro's voice in English is brilliant.

>>69972021
>pug dogs

disgusting

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think I've gotten to the bottom of why the gf isn't texting me back I forgot to get her a christmas present haha

>>69971988
me but i have premature ejaculation
>>69971982
>>69971881
>>69971840

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what's the conflict of interest law that trump broke?

>>69971998
criminals can still become POTUS. Obama admitted to smoking weed and taking cocaine both of which are criminal acts

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>>pug dogs

>disgusting

>>69971825

google "Dismemberment and Beheading of Remarkably Calm Man in Mexico"

>>69971975
No mate it's a normal penis now, I've never had a problem with smegma.

>>69971914

No we need to spend £200bn on something that will be used to kill civilians and only if we're all already dead or about to die as well

On the ol' train home lads

>Heathrow to South London for £1

Bizarro TFL fares

>dw about it
>night

Only started showering every day about a year ago, haha. I'm 28.

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who / hyped/ here?

>>69972084
i see then, was it the ol' frenulum that peeled off by the way?

the Rock would be a great president

literally the entire country loves him
first samoan president

>>69972042
cant u see her outside? like walk up to her spot

the worst thing I saw online was a chinese man beating his dog with a brick, it was worse than any of the syria stuff

>>69972133
Pics

>>69972074
alri MI5

>>69972127
Its existence is the reason others don't use theirs. Fuck sakes, do some reading.

>>69972127
Well worth it mate well worth it, ge rid o er she's shite

>>69972142
not the same guy

>>69972127
It gives us geopolitical clout, Russia for example has stayed relevant because of nucleonic weapons

>>69972166
yes it may have been the frenulum

listening to Claro Intelecto

>>69972065
No, statue of limitations for most crimes in the US is 60 months.

>>69972127
Except now after the opening of the Soviet archives we have objective proof that possessing nuclear weapons prevents being targeted for nuclear strikes. See: Seven Days to the Rhine plan.

>post "i'm bent" in /britfeel/
>2 (You)s
>yeah same here i'm afraid :(
>I wish I was. I would be drowning in cock.

>>69972127
Doubt it's 200bn

>>69972228
Can confirm it was not the frenulum, it was just a patch of skin from the inside of my bellend stuck onto the gland

http://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2017-01/usa-hegemony-donald-trump-rise-leadership-europe


YANKS BTFO


We /china/ now

>>69972264

Yeah probably 500 billion

>>69972273
you're falling apart mate

Must be fun to be bent and make out with guys etc ha ha

>>69972280
you're not funny.

>>69972065
And Trump will not be just a criminal, he will be directly in conflict the Constitution itself. That is far more serious than a simple crime.

>>69972300
BMTH

>>69972186

Do you really think Britain will be nuked if we don't renew trident?

Ahh yes 3bn on a fucking ship with a ramp fuck off you could have pedestrianised Norwich city centre with that

>>69972338
No, I don't think we will, but we could be. Even if it's extremely unlikely, the costs are too high to risk.

>>69972042
>not talking for two weeks

Isn't she a keeper

If you want to get back together, you need an over-the-top extravagant scavenger hunt for a gift now though.

I forgot an ex's birthday before and made it up a week later. May have gone too far (spent money on flights, etc.) but the troubles were over.

>>69972306
yea it is
but once it gets under the belt its not that fun

360 hours of work until I quit.

just watched fantastic beasts .

yanks can did harry potter better than us tbf

>>69972359
be realistic, norwich centre would cost at least 10bn due to the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses

Thinking of doing a suicide 2bh lads

>>69972280

Trump brought down the anglosphere dominance, the cunt.

Was amazed when China reaffirmed their commitment to the Paris Agreement even after Trump said he'd take America out of it.

In the past, that'd have meant the death of the agreement. But instead of the world looking at America for leadership, the looked at America and saw a fucking basket case.

>>69972359
Nobody gives a fuck about how you web-footed runts get around your '''''''city''''''.

Business idea: increase personal allowance up to £18,000 and then increase tax rates for those who earn over £36,000

>>69972338
Literally objectively proven. It's not 1956 any more. Nations without nuclear weapons get nuked in every Soviet strategic planning scenario. Countries with them do not.

>>69972074
tyvm

>>69972419
how?

>>69972318
t. triggered amerifat

>>69972393
The Troubles will never be over as long as Ireland remains unfree!

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

>>69972465
Dunno yet m80

>>69972423
good

hope america crashes and burns

>>69972261
seven days to the rhine was not an all-out scenario

>>69972322
the only thing that would be in conflict would be the conflict of interest and as i already said he will probably cave on that

business idea: give northern ireland to the republic of ireland

eating some 'late

>>69972447
Better business idea: increase capital gains tax inheritance tax, thereby targeting the truly wealthy.

It feels good to live in one of the most first world countries in the world desu

>>69972452
If the Soviets the unions the Soviets the unions hadn't the nuclear weapons perhaps the tridents the 500bn the NHS instead

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The so-called scran has arrived, picture doesn't do it justice as ever

>>69971399
simple really. be picky as fuck, be prude as fuck and wait around expecting guys to ask you out without asking them or at least showing interest in dating them.

>>69972516
*invests*

Which european cities should I visit?
I'll be visiting alone lads
preferably with culture and history, but wouldn't mind slags

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me on the left

>>69972554
praha

Scrapping nukes worked out brilliantly for Ukraine ;^)

>>69972507
No but all things considered I would still prefer NOT to be turned into radioactive glass in the event of a limited engagement.

>>69972513
And I've already told you that unless he can rectify that within a matter of hours then he will be breaking the law and flouting the Constitution.

>>69972484
horrible

>>69972583
>limited engagement

No such thing though

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not enough slags

>>69972554
berlin

>>69972543

That bombay potato is fucking poverty tier. Also, plastic trays? Absolute pleb. Christ.

looks fucking horrible

>Start new job tomorrow
>Big red pimple shows up on chin in the past 2 hours
Haha kill me.

>>69972538
Fucking kek

>>69972543
Looks low quality af

>Ordering Korma ever

>>69972609
SHALL NOT

Have no nukes, get nuked
>we all die

Have nukes, get nuked
>we all die, but we might kill some of them in retaliation

Ah yes I will be a very satisfied pile of ash when we strike back, boy look at that pile of ash there, that's the happiest pile of ash I've ever seen, we sure showed those bastards what turning people to ash is all about

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>>69972554
Magaluf

>>69972607

>>69972613
It was a free side dish

>>69972635
Got work tomorrow didn't want spicy

>>69972543

Where'd you get that curry, so I know where never to get curry from.

But seriously, where do you live. I've never had a curry that bad in my life.

>>>/qa/955051

discuss

>>69972647
you're ignoring how owning nukes reduces the chance of us being nuked

>>69972554
can i come

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>69972497
why do you want to?

>>69972647
I dead set reckon you have had MAD explained to you on 3 separate occasions ay

>>69972683
but we're allies with the US
can't we just relegate the nuclear stuff to them?

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>>69972662
post more with the one on the right

>>69972582
Ukraine never had a functnal nuclear weapons programme, it had leftover Soviet warheads with the means to use them

The international community would only ever let Russia as the successor state to the Soviet Union keep their nuclear weapons and Ukraine didn't want to become a pariah state

South Africa got rid of their actual nuclear weapons and nothing happened

>>69972074
Well the video only involves cutting two hands off and then cutting the head off.
No skinning.

glad that lad keeps reminding everyone he starts a new shit-tier job tomorrow. would have forgotten otherwise!

>>69972647
deterrence sounds stupid when you play it out like that but the point of it is that it never reaches that stage

>>69972647
>Maps associated with the released plan show nuclear strikes in many NATO states, but exclude both France and the United Kingdom. There are several possibilities for this lack of strikes, the most probable being that both France and the United Kingdom are nuclear weapons states, and as such retain nuclear arsenals that could be employed in retaliation for nuclear strikes against their nations.[2][3][9][6][10]

>>69971368
are you in brisbane? wanna make a 'cide pact?

>>69972728
is that a bra or just how tops are made now

>>69972673
What's wrong with it? Well tasty.

>>69972662
1,2,4,3

>>69972674
/brit/ is the pinnacle of 4chan

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>>69972728

>>69972662

>tfw you were an asspie at school/college, and well into adulthood, and have missed your chance to fuck girls that fresh

Damn. Feels bad.

>>69972726
we're responsible for ourselves, our own protection shouldn't be put down to others because everybody's own survival depends on themselves

imagine how easily america could blackmail us if all of our lives were in their hands

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>>69972773

>>69972554
Prague
Varsovie
Milan
Florence
Barcelona
Paris ^^
Munich
Vienna

>>69972717

I know what MAD is you twat. Nukes could be launched due to mix ups like this, having nukes is the most dangerous chess game possible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_rocket_incident

>>69972747
>living in the best city in the universe
>wanting to kys

Hmmmm

what was your first gay experience brit?

>>69972773
1,2

>>69972747
yes
no

>>69972793
Ahh yes just like Australia, Switzerland, Norway etc. Are all shit countries blackmailed by America

Oh wait they're all better and more developed than we are

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>>69972752
crop top

>>69972829
sucked a fat willy round back of tescos then he put it in my arse and creamed it

>>69972793
>imagine how easily america could blackmail us if all of our lives were in their hands
this doesn't ring true when you consider the countries in nato without nukes or large contributions are the least americanised . we're the most americanised and we are supposedly standing for ourselves?? ha give mea break rorke

the amount of people who seem to talk about phimosis on here is so many it makes me wonder if it makes me weird that my dicks always been normal since my earliest memories of it

Do Germans live in fear because they don't have nuclear weapons?

>>69972845
crop tops really don't work well with girls with big chests

>>69972829
tried some stuff with a friend around 16-17

Going to Amsterdam in a couple weeks. All my mates know I'm a virgin even though we never talk about it. There'll be mad pressure on me to fuck a hooker.

It's going to be awkward.

>>69972865
post arsehole

>>69972845
sister has started wearing these

very worrying

>>69972829
shagged the other gay kid in my year in a cubicle at my school

>>69972878
No all Germans hate themselves and gladly welcome the possibility of being vapourised in 4 microseconds by nuclear fire with open arms.

>>69972888
>crop tops really don't work well with girls with big chests
bent

>>69972839
>>69972872
well i guess we might as well become the next US state then, thanks for clearing this up lads

>>69972829
got me bumhole behind an underage bar in carlow

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Lads how do we kill all the fat old men in thailand, i wanna fuck prime lady boi pussy but those fucking ugly bald cunts ruin it

>>69972900
noice

>>69972942

So do I. I would LOVE to hear the air raid sirens go off and see that brilliant white flash in the sky

>>69972829
used to dry hump naked with a mate when i was about 9, sucked each others willies too

>>69972900
she's already had stomach fulls of chads cum by now anon

>>69972958
not about liking big/small tits, just that in terms of shape and proportion it's doesn't make the crop top look nice

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Don't stand like this.

The male fig leaf pose is the classic beta standing position

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Writing a screenplay, tell me what you think.
>Setting: American Civil War, 1864
>Elite squadron of US marines from an all black regiment are sent on a special mission to assassinate the highest members of the Confederate government
>Each soldier is an expert ambusher, each with kill counts in the hundreds
>Several action scenes of the marines killing countless confederates again and again
>Start receiving sympathy and support for many white southern women, who begin aiding them on their mission to kill the racist white men running the southern war effort
>Slowly, the black marines and their white female allies begin falling in love
>Finale is them stabbing Jefferson Davis to death, while Robert E Lee begins pissing his pants and crying because he's next
>Movie ends with hundreds of thousands of black men and white women having sex atop of battlefield strewn with white male corpses
Thoughts?

It's going to be great when Japan and South Korea develop nukes, real progress for humanity there thanks drumpf.

>"Alcohol is a depressant! It makes you depressed!"

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>>69972480

>>69973013
i will not allow my sister to become a slag

>>69972960
Ahh yes every country without nukes is the 51st American state

Fuck off

>>69972994
thanks i guess

>>69972895

Just go in and get a blowie and tell them you fucked her

A cup tits with pink nipples are the best tits desu

>>69973102
nonce

>>69972543
vom

>>69972994
this pic always makes me laugh even though ive seen it so much times

>>69973102
i like smaller, modest breasts too desu, they age nicely too

>>69973073
slither away away and never reply to me again, runtoid weakling

Talks about nukes, has never read Ken Waltz

lmao

>on the train standing at the top of the stairs
>Some spotty cunt is at the bottom on his phone, browsing Facebook
>Gets to a picture of some hot girl posing in her bedroom
>He scrolls past, then back down again
>Starts typing a comment
>"I would"
>Pauses
>"I would fucking bury her"
>He decides to add in a "whoa" at the start
>He hastily posts it and glances around the carriage

Fucking runts

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>>69973102
>a cup

what are they doing in the hyacinth house

I like a literally flat chest like that pornstar kitty

>>69972577
seconding
also copenhagen

got called racist for having a union jack as my cover photo haha

>>69973163
nonce

>>69972822
MAD is literally the best thing we have got. there are theories that both america and russia still retain weaponised smallpox not out of intention to use it but because the other side might. nuclear weapons were bound to be invented and their proliferation once found is the best thing to deal with them. in that example, russia went active and then waited until they had more information - like taking the safety off the weapon but keeping your finger off the trigger.

you may not like it, but the fear of getting nuked yourself is the best deterrence that exists.

unless you like a bush, tits are the only thing separating nonces from normals

Does anyone rate Terry Eagleton here

God tier:
D cup
Alright tier
C cup, B cup
questionable tier
E cup
Too big tier
F cup or greater
Nonce tier
A cup or smaller

what's a plausible reason why someone would turn up home at 5am, go out again at 7 am and then come back at 9 am with a case of beer then sleep until 7 PM besides shit tons of drugs. housemate asked me what i was doing and i was literally stuck for words

got my arse shagged a few times
honestly isnt that great

>>69973209
>Females

RAUS!

my bellend story:
>had such bad phimosis when i was 4 that my cock looked like it was going to burst when i pissed
>had the ol' snip, but only a semi circumcision, where they leave a bit of foreskin.
>when i'd roll it back after that it was still sort of joined to the bellend, just above the ridge bit. it didn't go back all the way.
>thought that's what knobs were like
>one day when i was 10 a m8 kicked me in the bollocks
>caught my knob too, and suddenly the skin could go back all the way
>thought he'd ruined my dick
>didn't tell anyone, just went around for a few weeks worrying about my broken willy, trying to avoid getting a stiffy in case it made it worse

picked up a weed lads
got a new weedman too

think he fatted the draw up to try and make me buy off him again, good business technique desu

>>69973219

visiting sick aunt in hospital

>>69973224
did you ever accidentally poo on another lad's willy

>>69973219
say you're working nights? i dont know

>>69973163
Good lad
Need a pale pink nipple flat chested emo gf desu

i'm a mess lads

>mutually assured destruction
ummmm but what about the metallic archaea sweetie x

>>69973264
alri amesslads. i'm dave

>>69973252
shant get into details

>>69973229
did you end up thanking him?

I bought Arms and Influence by Thomas Schelling and he died 2 weeks later

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>>69973286
alright dave

>>69973209
gf has 32Es and I can confirm they are god tier

you've had a mare here m8

CANT SAY MUSING

>>69973264
same lad
don't know what the fuck is wrong with me or how to fix it

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just because
>>69965062

>>69973375
nonces leave

>>69973350
she fat though?

These days if you say you're English

>>69973375
why the fuck do you even come here you nonce
fuck off you kiddy fiddler

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>>69973375
ara ara what bollocks

>>69973350
can she swing em too and fro?
can she tie em in a knot? can she tie em in a bow?

>>69973328

the argument that it potentially reduces the rate of HIV transmission is just an admission that you're an africa tier country

>>69973293
no, never told anyone about it til now actually. had forgotten about it til all this phimosis talk. was weird, i thought the skin was just going to keep going back and never stop, like i'd peel my willy.

mental how it's the same time in cape town and helsinki

B cups are the GOAT

Well early in the morning, about the break of day,
I ask the Lord, "Help me find the way!"
Help me find the way to the promised land
This lonely body needs a helping hand
I ask the Lord to help me please find the way.
When the new day's a dawning, I bow my head in prayer.
I pray to the Lord, "Won't you lead me there?"
Won't you guide me safely to the Golden Stair?
Won't you let this body your burden share?
I pray to the Lord, "Won't you lead me please, lead me there?"
When the judgment comes to find the world in shame
When the trumpet blows won't you call my name?
When the thunder rolls and the heavens rain
When the sun turns black, never shine again
When the trumpet blows, won't you call me please, call my name!

these days you get called a nonce just for hanging out at the primary school gates

i'm after the mums!!

>>69973238
happy to see this saga has come to a happy ending

>>69973428
You're not getting any though are you, you fat smelly goatee wielding autist

>>69973426

time isn't real

"big tits on a fat woman are like abs on a skinny person; it doesn't count"
-my PE teacher, 2007
I still live by these words

>>69973442
probably won't even smoke a spliff for another 2 hours desu
just get panicy when i don't have anything and know i want to smoke at some point tonight

>>69973375
the reason being we had kiddie fiddlers

>>69973485
Deanos out

>>69973495
i do not miss this feel

>>69973459
uh

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>checked my work email for tomorrow
>boss is making my life a living nightmare

ahh yes

>>69973496
hate*

>>69973537
Making you count all the Jewgold in the vault again?

>>69973537
never check the ol' work mail on a sunday night lad

>>69973551

>>69973551

>>69973551

>>69973537
do you have anyone you can make his/her life a living nightmare?

>>69971728
who is she?

>>69973057
Key word: leaf

>>69973394
>32

obviously not