/brit/

>>69969114
What an awful Union Jack that is.

NEED A WEED REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WEEDMAN STOP THIS PLS

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>>69969114
>creates a general for a nationality to which he doesn't belong to
I smell inferiority complex burger

got poo in my eye

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STOP

NAEBODY MOVE

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>>69969164
Take a hit of mine la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rm-XTobP4

will he clash anybody ever again

had a sperg in my class
he also had OCD, used to get up and pace around everytime something bothered him, also made weird clicks sounds with his hands
he was well aware of it but couldn't prevent it from happening
the thing he had running for him is that he was quite good at history. knew about everything in europe from middle age to contemporary times.
top lad until he snitched on me to the teachers because i sneaked out at night during our school trip to london

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not in a great way /brit/

>>69969211
nope
he's my #1 mc of all time but he never done well in any of the clashes he had back in the day

Hair of the dog not helping lads

>>69969266
Add more hair

general relativity exam tomorrow

>seven years of post-secondary and I haven't been on a single date

ha ha...

>>69969254
why is reddit frog holding a spoiled banana

>>69969266
try hair of the horse

experiencing soul crushing feelings right now lads

>>69969287
It's all relative man *lights spliff*

the poo was eventually defeated after extensive use of corrosive chemicals

THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN

HE
REMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

AN
EN
GLISH
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

a wee bit stoned

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>experiencing soul crushing feelings right now lads

>>69969319
>>69969254

whats wrong with you two turd burglars

>>69969308
Just boshed a like of k good idea

whats r9k's britfeel like

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>tfw getting a degree in theoretical physics

>>69969114
flags fucked

>>69969379
got a cold + hungover, throat hurts too much to even smoke

>>69969379
loneliness

>>69969263
slewed skepta conclusively but it wasn't serious
allow it that was ten years ago

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>>69969374
Anglo """"Canadiens""""" have no souls to crush though

>>69969413
>theoretical
if it's just theory instead of practical then what's the fucking point lmoa

>>69969279
Will do

>>69969308
Never tried K before, friends who have all found it rather unpleasant though

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late brekkie lads

>>69969413
general rel lad here
i'm getting a degree in physics, not theoretical physics
put that in your rizla and toke it

>>69969470
ketamin is fucking safe lad !!!!

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lol

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>>69969436
god is always there

>>69969319
Me too lad

Feel like such a wasteman

Hungover and dopamine deplete

>>69969413
Planning on getting a theoretical job afterwards too?

>>69968949

>your parents are going to bully you if they learn about your bellend?
no it's just awkward and embarrassing and the 'mosis doesn't prevent me from doing anything i would without it

>>69969519
good patter

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>>69969470
nowt awry wi a nozzie o special k

>>69969511
if there is a god then why would he create somebody like me

someone do a wordsthatfollow

feeling bored yet lazy

>>69969548
comic relief?

>>69969486
Haven't posted this in awhile

>>69969548
Cosmic joke.

>>69969548
need to have NPCs in more successful peoples lives

>>69969449
yeah that wasn't a face to face clash though
he's bodied a few mcs on dubs but lost every real clash

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Me on Her Majesty's right

>>69969548
intergalactic Big Brother reality show

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>>69969572
>>69969587
>>69969591

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcK5UgPvBLM

/brit/ in real life

>>69969521
it's not awkward, just tell your dad about it at least
and since you're an adult can't you go to the doctor by yourself?
>doesn't prevent me from doing anything i would without it
it is refraining your confidence though, don't deny it

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>69969581
bit skint the last few weeks 2bh

really want/NEED to smoke a weed but like i won't be able to get one in this situation
just legalise the ting ffs

>>69969623
based rasheed

>>69969287
Great topic la, my exams in the summer

>>69969602
how do you mean face to face? they were together in a radio studio i think

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chebs

>>69969658
Know this stress aha

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>>69969658
where do you live lad? I have some

>potatonoggers

desu the laws around marijuana work fine? Anyone who wants it can get it, nobody gets in trouble for a bit of possession and it being illegal stops weedfags being too obnoxious and smoking in public.

*holds the door*

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state of turks

Ah yes, the Irish.

>>69969624
>and since you're an adult can't you go to the doctor by yourself?
can't drive. also if it were to cost anything i'd need their help
>it is refraining your confidence though, don't deny it
it really doesn't factor, i had thoughts in high school like "what am i gonna do if i ever get close to a girl" but even with a normal prick my self-esteem issues would still be there

everyone or everybody?

>>69969730
brum

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Really hate my job lads.

I hope I get a response from the ones I applied to today

>>69969658
> a weed fi

>>69969757
scraunching

>>69969785
What do you do?

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Dense bitch like

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>>69969781
too far away

>>69969718
yeah that was just an impromptu thing on logans show, not a real clash imo just back to back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATaX6cat4kM

>>69969763
Should bring back the gas desu

FUCK IRELAND

UDF

paddies being absolute mongs as usual i see

>>69969699
will be good desu

death to the irish

>>69969816
Would like to fi light some feces on her doorstep

>>69969773
so you're planning on living all your life with a non functional cock? what an untermensch

fucking hate the Irish grr

I think we should give Ulster back to the Irish

It's a fucking shithole and we should cut our losses while we can

>Getting the shits and sharts while at work
Is there a worse experience on God's green Earth?

wtf i love the army now
Private Rorke operating the camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ydtw3ilHGk

BRING BACK THE BLACK AND TANS

had phimosis, fixed it by stretching when i was 17, got a gf at 18

dumb aussie begging for sympathy deserves to wallow in his own failures until he does something about it

>>69969885
no i'm hoping to kill myself soon

>>69969899
>>69969899
nice dubs anon. Now give us trips.

rolling for united ireland and killing all prot fucking shits

>>69969949
stretching how? please tell me lad

>>69969950
good

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>>69969730
>That last pic
>Ron Perlman comes on and says "Your life ends in the bush..."

>>69969885
more like a true ubermensch not being a slave to the desires of his cock

>>69969957

>>69969808
Office IT.

I hate my coworkers, the people we support, the hours and the travelling involved. It's been nearly 3 months and I can't take it.

>>69968626

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

>>69969979
Hot shower. Boner up. Pull back as far as you can. Every other day for a few months.

>>69969950
hurry up then you twat

FI

>>69969949
im not begging for sympathy other people bring it up

>>69969979
was a long time ago

google it

couldve shagged today if i wasnt ill lads

>>69969905
really gets me thinking

>>69969623
a bit much

my mate pronounces cuckold like cock hold

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Got hugged by a girl on Saturday.

It merely served to remind me of what I'm missing in my life.

Fuck this gay Earth.

the best beatles song is: ______

>>69969996
a man not living in a body he feels perfect and complete in is a pure untermensch
sex is not the point there, it's just about having a pure functional body

>>69970020
k den

ki

>>69970035
you're acting like a wet sock
you're the only person responsible for your life, if you don't like something, change it, nobody else is going to

>>69970023
>few months.
get tae fuck

>>69969923
genuinely keep a spare of boxers in my car for this reason. I'm ridiculously gassy and fart and belch like a machine all day long so reckon it would come in handy just to have them

>>69970072
HEYYYY JUDEN

>>69970072
le Marseillaise

wish i had phimosis to blame things on

i used to blame it all on acne

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>>69970024
>>69969980
edgy

everyone or everybody?

>>69970047
indeed

>>69969923
nah that's pretty much the worst thing

getting it at uni might be worse because at least at work the bogs are clean and you don't have to climb over 15 people to get there

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Just had todays tablets

>>69969905
it's too complicated to operate for a particular demographic

>>69970072
fireworks

ki

>>69970118
do it

>>69970042
Not if your floor is dirty

>>69970090
fixed mine in about a month

>>69970096
Jesus, Mary Joseph Christ! You insolent, fat taig OATH !!!!!!!!!!

>>69970090
Enjoy phimosis then. It's like braces, you can't just force it to a new place and expect it to keep.

>>69970042
me too
going to have a shag tomorrow then

>>69970113
same lol but now im on accutane so im afraid once everything's cleared up my life will still suck

>>69970042
FONT

>>69970089
im not expecting anyone to change it, its unsalvageable

beatles are unironically overrated as fuck

>>69970138
I'm on B12, D3, Fish Oil and Testosterone Blockers (Finasteride) for hairloss and it won't come back.

At least my mind is sharp and my willy is limp though.

>>69970138
>>69970138
the only tablet that MIGHT help is cod liver oil

the other ones are meme tablets

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hungry
might do a drink drive to maccies

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the goal

>>>/pol/107256846
gets more disturbing every day

>>69970138
>2016 + 1
>not taking SUPER MALE VITALITY(tm)

>>69970138
MinaVit are the ones likeeeeeee younginnnnn love a cheeky activ-max an all likeeeeee sh'weyaye

>>69970202
alri deano

>>69970167
birds coming over tomorrow but idk if i even want to shag her. had a bit of a pregnancy scare so im a bit noided about it rn

What do you do while browsing brit

>>69970138
supplements have been proven time and time again to be a scam

>>69970202
all windows blacked out is illegal in the UK

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>studying Physics in 2017
>studying Philosophy in 2017

Think I'm going to start referring to the Netherlands as Holland again lads

Shan't be allowing some swamp Germans dictate what their country should be called

>>69969623
>Swearing every two seconds when there's a kid in the shop

Get fucked

>>69970256
listen to grime and sing along

>>69970181
it's literally not, i told you you can fix it on your own by stretching but if it's so tight that you can barely piss, go get surgery
and if you can't drive, learn to drive, get a job so you can save up money and actually be happy when you're normal

if you can't deal with this might as well off yourself now as you've resigned to be utterly useless

now fuck off, if you die you won't be missed here

>>69970214
what the fuck is this shite

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me if had access to guns

>>69970252
just don't cum bro

>>69970173
not much really changed in my life after accutane, I just felt less suicidal every time I looked in a mirror, which is something.

>>69970264
blacked out windows leaning back

>>69970202
t. rasheed

>>69970256
Pull the ol' willy out to play

>>69970318
GUN FINGERS
U
N

F
I
N
G
E
R
S

>>69970023
I'm going to do this desu
Mines got a little bit better just from wanking, but I want to get the skin all the way over the head
Is your dick sensitive as fuck when you first pull it all the way back?

>>69970266
>not studying philosophy and getting the agregate diploma to be a comfy secondary teacher for 4k a month

>>69969548
why does anyone do anything

>>69970252
>not using a condom or the pill

>>69970266

Wish I had studied PPPPE (Physics, Philosophy, Politics, Psychology and Economics)

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the goal

lads who are into cars are only into cars cos they failed to develop proper interests desu

>>69969824
loool triggered
where's bashy gone tho

Fell for the oneitis meme again lads

She's nice and I have a feeling she might like me but now it's turned into thinking 'bout her a lot and massive projections

>>69970252
have you heard of a thing called contraception?

>>69970259
>>69970197
If you live in the UK the official advice from the NHS is to take 10mcg of vitamin D a day in the winter

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the actual goal

>>69970350
>secondary teacher for 4k a month
do teachers in frogland really earn this much

>>69970298
>it's literally not, i told you you can fix it on your own by stretching but if it's so tight that you can barely piss, go get surgery
i was talking about life not my cock. my phimosis has had no significant impact on my life
>and if you can't drive, learn to drive, get a job so you can save up money and actually be happy when you're normal
ill never be normal
>if you can't deal with this might as well off yourself now as you've resigned to be utterly useless
i'll off myself eventually, but i'm in no rush
>now fuck off, if you die you won't be missed here
alri

>>69970397
Want anymore P's like youngen?

we should nuke wogistan

>>69970138
literally no point taking those

waste of time any money

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1478398728496.webm

Synthwave.

>>69970266
I know a guy with a PhD who can't find a job. I got a masters and have 3 years job experience instead. He fucked up there.

>live in the northern hemisphere
>don't get enough sun

ah yes

>>69970381
shes on the pill but its not 100% effective and i cant shnut when using a condom lmao

>>69970181

how many years have you been wanking for

>>69970435
close the door on your way out

>>69970259
They're not a scam

They're just taken by retarded normies who eat fine and have fine health and somehow think it will boost their health(???????????)

>>69970447
You're a fucking skidmark. Get lost.

>>69970200
just order food m8, or eat something in the house

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The goal.

>>69970437
Why is this post funny

>>69970406
doing acting
he was in some programme on HBO in yank land

>>69970447
Enjoy your vitamin D deficiency

Cant wait to vote corbyn in the by elec

https://youtu.be/ra0czONfVco

ah yes, very clear now indeed

>>69970492
nah
want a double cheeseburger
won't run anyone over i promise

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>M-MUH DEGREE
>MUH 300K STARTING!!!

>>69970417
>bird
he's a scouse lad dont be tough on him

>>69970433
when I was 16 I had the same thoughts mate
like how the fuck could my literature or philosophy teachers, even my history one, live in nice flats in the nice parts of paris with their shitty 1500 euro a month teacher salary
then I learned they did the agregate studies (a few years more iirc), which meant they HAD to be paid more

>>69970520
Going outside like once a week will prevent a vitamin D deficiency

>taking suppliments that have not been recommended or approved by a doctor

have fun fucking over your body's homeostasis

what are symptoms of lack of vitamin d

>>69970464
WTT yearly sun hours for a British gf

Considering trying out a sunbed 2bh

Get really low in the winter and I think there's an element of SAD. Can't go away justnow so it's the next best thing.

>>69970256
watch youtube/movies on my telly

>>69970593
lacking vitamin d

>>69969506
DICKhead

>>69970476
like 12 years properly but i used to hump my bed to go to sleep since i was only like 7
>>69970483
maketh me

>>69970072
yer blues

>>69970285
t. geezer getting his shit fucked in said video

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I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I
Can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est

fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo fo food review

>>69970593
A strange, sexual affinity to Oranges and their products, orange juice etc.

>>69970138

i have the one on the left
got it from poundland

>>69970576
mate please just don't drink drive. I was in a car crash with a drunk driver when I was little and it nearly killed my mum. It's not worth it. Get a cheese burger tomorrow.

>>69970427
good post

vit D deficiency can lead to depression

>>69970593
pissy mood, depression, desperation, increased masturbation, lack of pregnancy

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the absolute state

>>69970593
death

>>69970564
What the Christ is this nut case banging on about.

>>69970584
im actually scottish but alri pet x

>>69970577

heh

>>69970628
lmao I used to do the exact same thing

>>69970588
Your mum got fucked over by my homeostasis (MY NATURAL DESIRE TO FUCK HER INTO A VEGETABLE !!)

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The little donkey I had last night was so good

>>69970666
don't get the meme

>>69970657
fuck you're playing with my emotions now
not even drunk that much though and won't drive fast

>>69970681
number theory

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these are the supplements you should be taking

>>69970724
how bad were your poos?

>>69970666
>TFW Central Line

You know nothing of Hell.

>>69970712
Fuck you arsehole I was just trying to give you some MEDICAL ADVICE YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drink drivers, alcoholics and smokers should be shot to death

>>69970666
what's the issue

>>69970181
my phimosis fixed itself when i started doing every wank with lotion. Just make sure to thoroughly moisturise the ol' 'enis every day

>>69970751
ah yes, now i understand.

>>69970493

same

hanging yourself is so easy. you can do it with a belt and a door handle.

>>69970758
don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>69970448
enjoyed this

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>>69970764

>>69970666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterloo_%26_City_line

It's a commuter express

>>69970784
>Drink drivers
>smokers
all me
>alcoholics
not yet but likely one day

*whacks on the deep-house*
>wahey lets get mental!
*checks ladbible*
>oh this bit is sick mate
*recounts pills for the 5th time*
>see that vardy miss yesterday? lmfao
*gets an undercut fade*
>that bird there is mad fit boys
*adjusts river island blazer*
>anyone seen marky?
*dishes out the banter*

business idea: hunter-gatherer diet but with modern technology and farming methods

>>69970736
yeah because if you did the same to some little lad (or worse still, actually killed someone) you'd feel like shit for the rest of your life. Just get a maccies tomorrow. Is there no kebabby in walking distance?

>>69970593
posting on /brit/

>>69970832
Wtf this is so me, except instead of deep house its grime

Just got back from Amsterdam with the ol' gf lads.

>>69970318
shittest UK tune to ever get mainstream attention
worse than shutdown, worse than KSI

business idea: don't eat dinner

everyone who isn't a drink driver, an alcoholic or a smoker should be shot to death

>>69970758
>twice the amount of a normal person's cum
ahh yes this is healthy

>>69970807
>you can do it was a belt and a door handle
tried it once, didn't work at all
i think the handle might've been too low or the belt wasn't tight enough

>>69970892
Doesn't seem to have done your mum any harm.

>>69970838
business idea: hunt you down and gather your organs for supper

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>>69970593

gf thinks im too skinny but i cant put on weight. anyone got any ideas x

>>69970875
t.Fed

Skepta gon run up on your yank ass wagwan

>>69970758
find it awkward when i do big cums when i'm with a girl desu

would rather do smaller ones

>>69970916
oh you wouldn't want my organs, leaf
my organs are too strong for you

>>69970770
haven't pooed yet

>>69970926
eat more you twink fag

>>69970875
it was just a meme i think/hope

>believing the nhs you need to run and give money to multinational pharma companies for the one vitamin you literally get from being in the fucking sun

The fucking state of /brit/

do everyone here has a phimosis or something
thought it was a rare condition

>>69970875
german whip revitalised the grime scene and made the normies like it again though

big h's verse was good too

>>69970832
cheeky nandos

>>69970926
Just eat more - force yourself to eat double what you would normally eat and you'll put on weight. Simple biology.

white supremacism is a globalist movement that masquerades as nationalism in every country it operates

stream from the day before her suicide, katelyn asking her mother why she stayed with a man who sexually abused her, who later went on the abuse one of the 2 little boys
https://youtu.be/_aLtuPkJRNc?t=3m6s

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WHY did she have to have a bf lads. I genuinely think i was in love with her. And now she's dropped out so i wont even see her again.

>>69970926
become an alcoholic

>>69970986
normies have become self aware of this dreadful meme

>>69970980
i think there's two or three of us plus the aussie with the weird red thing on his nob

>>69970980
I used to have it, but I fixed it myself

really want to learn how to skateboard. is 18 too late?

>>69970926
mid-morning peanut butter sandwich, another one before bed

>>69970832
Sums up my life as a sixth former right now

>Learn to swim

>Start climbing

>Lift weights a minimum of 104 times

>Go on 10 dates

Anyone else got any goals for 2017?

>>69970969
i already eat to the point where i start to feel ill but im only averaging 1.5-2k calories a day

>>69970980
don't even understand how it happens desu
how can you not pull your foreskin back for 20 years

>>69971039
Janny will NOT be happy with you.

>>69970936
personally i enjoy it, i feel like i am marking her as my mate

MY woman and shes full of loads of MY semen

You lads good at using chop sticks?

stupid sonos speaker

might just chuck it out the window now

>>69971048
pussy

>>69970926
Don't listen to her. I despise when people tell me I'm skinny because I have no control over it. Not only do I have a fast metabolism, but I have a gut condition where I can't fully digest my meals. Currently 6'2 and 10 1/2 stone its fucking tragic

anti drink driver played with me for a second there

no one will stop my degeneracy though

>>69970926

Whenever you're thirsty drink full fat milk over anything else

>>69970788
was talking about my life lid

>>69971053
pulled back my foreskin when I was 12

>>69970934
>ass
nice proxy yank

>>69971033
no lad. you'll never be great at it but you can be good

>>69970818
a cute

>>69971066
Janny can suck my cock

t.year 13 born in Nov 98'

Reminder if you're going to kill yourself you should do it on a suicide attack on may or merkel

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>>69971111
this

Like there was a guy in my home town in the country who painted his house purple and loads of people I knew just referred to it as "Ribena House", I think some people even jokingly sent his post addressed as such.

>>69971093
you are two and a half stone lighter than me and the same height you must be a real skinnyboi

>>69971048

Drink mass gainer shakes, or GOMAD, if you're desperate, and space out your meals to eating 5 times per day. Keep pushing your limit. You'd be surprised how much you can fit in there before you actually vomit.

I got from 120lbs to 180lbs this way (188cm)

>>69970900

Must not have been tight, it only takes a few pounds of pressure to block the carotid arteries. I watched a guy stream his death on /b/ about 6 years ago, hanged from his door frame IIRC, I think he used a washing line or something, but both feet were touching the floor and he still appeared to lose consciousness within seconds

funny how the word 'dank' simultaneously has two completely contradictory meanings

>>69971105
nobody cares about you fucking shitbag runt

fuck off and crash into a wall you fucking shit

why are you so desperate for attention?

>>69971083
yea

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me in the middle

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business idea: try and convince tim to cover more recent songs

>19 and still in sixth form

Gassing

>>69971048
>but im only averaging 1.5-2k calories a day

I can literally do that in one meal. Not even fat.

>>69971165
>giving me attention
lmao jokes on you dickhead

>>69970926
eat american food

>>69971042
Gonna join a climbing gym too

>>69971145
*runs up to Angela Merkel and takes an overdose of paracetamol in front of her*

>>69971150
My arms look worse than 13 year olds, but they're mainly muscle and my veins bulge out of my arm. Look like a spaghetti monster

>>69970926

drink 4 litres of full fat milk a day for a month and come back and tell us you "can't gain weight"

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work in the morning

>>69971157
fascinating
*appears offline*

>>69971188
>November 1998
>=18 years old

Kraut """education"""

>>69971194

I'm literally doing it primarily to meet women who aren't fat.

>>69970520
I take 2000iu of Vit D3 you spineless little rodent I'm just saying Tesco own brand multi vits are likely to use cheap compounds with poor absorption

If you're going to take supps make sure they're pure and of high quality/absorption

Now fuck off out my sight

>>69971204
I wouldent be suprised if one of you retards did this

>>69971189
this is what i did when i was 17
sorted it in a month or so

>>69971189
and remember to give your fingers a big sniff after you've done it

>>69971209
embrace it!

I unironically had phimo and then got the snip aged 19. Was a good decision tbqh.

>>69971189
dont get the difference between right and wrong

>>69969548
assuming there is a god, to see how well you handle temporary state of mortality if you're strong enough to deserve an eternity in Heaven.

>>69971284
most mutilated dry broomstick dick

>>69971284
oooooh show us a picture of your cock x

Start new job tomorrow haha


Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahha

>>69971237
>>November 1998

jesus christ fuck off

>>69971244
I've never seen any qt climbers
The only girls I've seen are the kind that don't shave their legs

>>69971284
>Was a good decision tbqh.

not really when stretching works perfectly. now you're mutilated for life. congrats.

>>69971284
>t schlomo shekelstein goldfarben