Why is American history SO boring?

>>69963260
Ezio trilogy master race

>>69963260
Because you have a short attention span

I don't see any AC games set in Russia so what does that say about your history

>>69963260
I like it and that's all that matters

>>69963419
Dumb Swede boi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Chronicles

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>>69963260
>Russian saying the history of any other country is boring

Didn't you guys have a Tzar that thought Napoleon was literally the antichrist?

>>69963519
Touche, Ivan

>>69963666
Y-you too

Only European history is interesting and maybe some middle eastern/asian

>>69963260
does any country even bother to learn your history?

>>69963661
You'll have a tzar who loves Twilight and has a piss fetish

Fuck off

>>69963260
The Civil War killed more Americans than the 2 World Wars combined. Really makes you think.

>>69963419
*Pffffpfaaapbapffff*
Are you really compare american and russian history?

>>69963878

America became german instead of anglo since then.

>>69963840
>loves Twilight and has a piss fetish
R Kelly?

>>69963891
>*Pffffpfaaapbapffff*
What kind of mating call is that

>>69963967
I thought that he wanted to say "Braaaaap" at first

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>>69963954

>>69963891
I know, waht the fuck even happened in Russia that's worth mentioning

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>>69963260
>American history
John Johnson was a good patriot. He was born in a log cabin, went into the woods and walked all the way to the pacific. On the way he killed many Indians/Mexicans/Buffalo and became senator of Arizona. He defended the right of proud Americans to marry multiple cousins and own slaves but was not respect by his Nation that he loved so much, you should be of respecting him.

the end

>>69964098

HOW SCANDULOUS

>>69964209
We make a good team

the Wild West is pretty interesting desu

>>69964098
He was right.

Kristen Stewart was a cheat who turned "lesbian" after she ran out of men who found her trustworthy.

A manlet and le monke
Perfect team lmao

>>69963419
AC Chronicle Russia

>>69963928
No it didn't, don't fall for the self reporting meme

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How about you bunch of anti-American british communist terrorist pieces of shit suck a fucking dick.

America is objectively the best country in the entire history of existence.

>founded on the beautiful and poetical declaration of independence: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
>started right off the bat by defeating the most powerful empire in the history of mankind
>created an unique system of freedom and democracy enforced by the federal constitution adopted by most of today's world
>the impact of the american revolution was so great that historians uniliaterally agree that the repercussions of the american revolution made possible the french revolution
>through manifest destiny, massacred each and every single native nation on the continent proving that we are its rulers by right - god's true chosen people
>welcomed immigrants who wanted to start a new life and try their best - these were the best of the best who made america what it is today
>economic and social growth made america an industrial power in the 19th century
>beat many countries on the way of it growth, like canada, mexico and spain, just too mention a few
>won world war 1
>won world war 2
>won the cold war
>winning the war on terror
>will defeat china in the upcoming third world war
>gave the world the automobile, the airplane, the revolver, the internet, just to mention a few of our inventions
>gave the world much of its current culture
>jazz, blues, rock and roll, pop and hip hop in music
>BBQ, hamburgers, freedom fries, hot dogs, apple pie, carbonated drinks in cuisine
>jeans, tennis shoes, cotton t-shirts and brands like GAP in clothing
>other aspects of culture like comic books, cartoons and holywood
>is a force for good in the world, intervening in world affairs, defending the sovereingty of nations, sponsoring human rights when we could just invade the entire rest of the american continent and annex everything

America is everything good you can think of, and beyond.

>>69965285
>his """"""country"""""" doesn't have lords

>>69965285
His country does not beaten Romans and Mongols, and doesn't has a knight's champions. Pfft.

>>69964560
Hello, Merkel.

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>>69965285
>founded on the beautiful and poetical declaration of independence: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
Founded on greed, treason, and British philosophies
>started right off the bat by defeating the most powerful empire in the history of mankind
By sucking uo to the French and Spanish
>created an unique system of freedom and democracy enforced by the federal constitution adopted by most of today's world
What?
>the impact of the american revolution was so great that historians uniliaterally agree that the repercussions of the american revolution made possible the french revolution
The debt it caused in France certainly helped
>through manifest destiny, massacred each and every single native nation on the continent proving that we are its rulers by right - god's true chosen people
Failed to manifest your destiny north despite efforts, today Indian tribes still have enough autonomy to write their own laws and stop the US Army from building a pipeline
>welcomed immigrants who wanted to start a new life and try their best - these were the best of the best who made america what it is today
Beginning of the end tbqh
>economic and social growth made america an industrial power in the 19th century
World wars and jew trickery made America a world power
>beat many countries on the way of it growth, like canada, mexico and spain, just too mention a few
Texas beat Mexico first and you lost decisively to Canada (British North America)
>won world war 1
Joined the winning side at the end you mean
>won world war 2
Are you Russian?
>won the cold war
Yes
>winning the war on terror
Lolno
>gave the world the automobile, the airplane, the revolver, the internet, just to mention a few of our inventions
Germany, Brazil, Germany, UK & USA

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>>69966579
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>gave the world much of its current culture
Can't think of a single example, blue jeans maybe? This meme needs to end
>jazz, blues, rock and roll, pop and hip hop in music
All but rock n roll based on liturgical music brought from Europe and then molested by blacks. Rock n roll is as British as it is American
>BBQ, hamburgers, freedom fries, hot dogs, apple pie, carbonated drinks in cuisine
Only hamburgers are Yankee and that's contested
>jeans, tennis shoes, cotton t-shirts and brands like GAP in clothing
What? Gap?
>other aspects of culture like comic books, cartoons and holywood
This is some sad culture, and 2 of the top 3 grossing Hollywood films of all time were written, produced, and directed by a leaf
>is a force for good in the world, intervening in world affairs, defending the sovereingty of nations, sponsoring human rights when we could just invade the entire rest of the american continent and annex everything
You couldn't even successfully invade Vietnam, and have only been a force for good only when it lines your pockets

>>69964465
It is not.

It's the best history per capita, it's just too short.