A Russian walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for vodka. The bartender replies they only have beer right now. The Russian asks why. The bartender says "reply to this thread or your mom will die tonight".
>>69961890
Why do Greeks have so little letters?
Because they sold the others to pay denbt xddddddd
>>69961890
Canadian posts.
>>69961890
how do you increase canada's population?
through pole-lination
(cause canada's a plant and poles are immigrants, laugh now pls)
>>69962146
/int/ is enjoying a beer in pitch darkness
Suddenly one beer starts floating
/int/ stands up and says
"Hello,Argentina!"
A person is driving through Northern Ireland during the Troubles when he is met by masked men with armed guns. They ask him wether he is a Christian or Protestant, not knowing what to say, he days he is neither, he is Jewish. Ome of the armed men turn back to his freind and says "Finally Abdul, we got one!"
i'm replying
>>69962728
What would a muslim be doing in Northern Ireland?
>>69963011
He'd be the bomb in the IRA
>>69961890
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose.
>>69961890
>What separate humans from animals?
The Mediterrean sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6QzDrT_x8
>>69962728
Lithuanian walks into a bar
>>69961890
Gay
>>69961890
oh snap
Why do Germans wear socks and sandals instead of shoes?
So they can enter the mosque faster
For some reason I laughed like a retard at that OP
>>69978557
>>69977610
HE IS POSTING IN ANOTHER THREAD
Haro, messieurs les Anglais.