/brit/

picking up some 'aine later

picking up some 'aine later

remember the trainwankers? i'm glad they're gone haha

>POOCHESTER POONITED

back from leicestershire lads
dont know how anyone can bare the midlands

Start new job tomorrow haha


Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahha

>>69959553
member ludders and his kpop

For the German retard who thinks paki means pakistani and isn't just a generic insult to brown people

>The use of the term "Paki" was first recorded in 1964, during a period of increased immigration to the United Kingdom. It has also been directed to people of other South Asian backgrounds, as well as people from other demographics who resemble South Asians.[4] In the 1970s and 1980s, violent gangs opposed to immigration took part in attacks known as "Paki-bashing", which targeted people and premises of any South Asian origin,[5] or any other ethnic minority.[6]

is 5'10 the most meme height in existence?

>>69959553
We're still here but we just don't post trains that much

>>69959530
Maybe it includes individual expenditures for tertiary education. Otherwise I'd be howling if they wasted this much money per student solely on their awful highschools.

>>69958902

anyone who wants to know, knows. Anyone who says its not happening/its a conspiracy are just willfully ignorant/leftists

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>>69959553
trains are british culture, 'sheed

>>69959603
>tfw i'm one of the kpop posters
fuck the janny

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any BEYTAH LEFTISTS here?

>>69959646
I'm glad he crushed you all under his heel 2bh, best thing he's done for this general

lads why is wogba dabbing?

>>69959506
There's more people in Yorkshire than New Zealand.
California has a higher GDP than the UK and yet.. I don't have an anecdote. Just yeah..

>>69959674
*inhales deeply*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

over the weekend so far I've consumed over 14 cans of beer and a quarter litre bottle of vodka

is this bad? i dont drink often on weekdays

>>69959675
So much this

keep having neck and shoulder pains whenever i'm sitting lads

what do

>>69959675
caralad is next

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>>69959553
If you're having rail problems I feel bad of you, son. I've got ninety-nine problems, but a train ain't one.

>>69959731
rose is CUTE

>>69959717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

>>69959645
That is NOT a British train, nor will a train like that ever be seen in the UK

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>>69959762

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like to see janny try and do me in

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>because he's a fucking nigger

>yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbL3exebJ4c

>>69959762
love this post
>>69959771
fuck off reddit

Wait why would the tories want to privatise the NHS?

surely that would cause a humanitarian crisis of sorts?
rioting?
are they expecting the british public to just let it happen?
are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?

BLM are equivalent to the KKK

>>69959799
/brit/ in one video desu

BLDNM

hope the tories privatise the NHS 2bh

want to invite this girl out for coffee lads

you think she prefers costa or the 'bucks?

>>69959591
sexy haha

tried to JUST myself up completely but I failed get rid of the gf

didn't have the bottle to properly break up with her and it's so easy to just sink into her comforting arms. regretting it 2bh, I should have cancelled on her after my drunken text like you lads suggested.

now she will get to start hating me as I become more and more pathetic and obnoxious

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how am i supposed to lose weight and keep it off when healthy food tastes bad?

business idea: trigger the rorkesheeds

>>69959811
rule of thumb
>more right you go: less nationalisation, more privatisation -> let business do it's thing because it's more efficient (can't survive? business fails, sorry!)
>more left you go: more nationalisation, less privatisation -> need to protect industries/corporations (no monopolies allowed.. apart from the government owned stuff)

>are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?
if murdoch wants it to happen, it'll happen.

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>>69959761
Howling at the thought of a rail nation like the UK not having bilevel cars.

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Put the freddos in the bag and nobody needs to get hurt

think i've finally given in to my hedonistic desires lads

>>69959897
just eat less you fat cunt

>>69959887
>not just having coffee at one of yours so you can quickly move to the sex

we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site

it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate

business idea: assassinate rupert murdoch and his entire family

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>visiting gran's house with my family and dog
>she's a fucking cunt
>threatens to cut me out of her will for no reason
>calls my mum an idiot at random intervals
>my dog decides to piss on the floor
man's best friend

>>69959811
They'll use their fake news reports to cover it up.

Perfidious Albion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8OGXmLTTiI

>>69959948
i don't eat a lot, the weight gain has been incredibly gradual, i just eat bad food when i do eat

>>69959997
Las Malvinas son Britannicos

>>69959887
Coffee back at yours.

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>we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site
>it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate

sporting an erect willy

>>69959974
Can't imagine having a nan like this
Have never heard mine swear, drink alcohol or do anything remotely like that. Always very prim and proper

alri it's that guy who posts FONT to everything gonna do it for the rest of the evening haha

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>man's best friend

>>69960060
FONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9VBeI6u_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9VBeI6u_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS9VBeI6u_A

>>69959946
What's that, whiskey injected vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce and tranny hookers?

>>69960030
agree

>>69959950
>not living close to a coffee shop so you can seduce her on a romantic walk back home

natural monopolies like energy should be entrusted to the state

otherwise you end up getting fucked by the gas company and the leccy AND the bastard water company that you literally cannot switch away from, fuck united utilities

>>69960019
you don't eat a lot but you eat enough to become a fat cunt? yeah, alright mate

I eat shite food all the time (instant noodles, chocolate, biscuits, cake) but I'm a skinny runt because I ACTUALLY don't eat a lot

can smell a sewage type smell and i don't think i farted

worrying

>>69959944
Probably because there are so many tunnels that wouldn't be tall enough desu.

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Business idea: Nationalise the newspaper industry

>>69960101
Gas prices in the UK are the lowest in Europe

>>69959973
Business idea: Propel George Soros to 200 mph to assassinate Rupert Murdoch.

>>69960115
this

see:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SR_Class_4DD

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>JUST

ah yes, fedoraposting, very funny.

>>69960101
we should have a national monopoly for recruitment

put all jobs on one site like universal job match or civil service jobs and make the company that runs it a quango

>>69960073
good lad

>>69960112
this is like 10 years worth of eating poorly
also never do exercise

>>69960053
my other paternal grandma is very sweet and nice to be around, my maternal grandma is just mad. I legitimately dont know why she threatened to cut me out of her will. My mum says she's always been like this

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>>69960101
feels good man

>>69960090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_ss0ZSgBk

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BRITS HELP
What do i answer??

holy fuck lads 3 doors down are playing at trump's inaugga

hope they play kryptonite, cracking song 2bh

good band, better than beyonce

>>69960154
Hair transplant money well spent

>>69960193
good post cyprus

>>69959944
>bi
Bit gay

>>69959941
>i am twelve years old

@165
[hat]

>>69960211
>arguing under a pseudo name on the internet

Lads I need to dispose of some light bulbs, pretty sure you're not meant to just chuck them in the bin, where are they meant to go?

Coke is a pretty shit drug 2bh, massively prefer sulph

>>69960211
The ethnic and cultural framework that has defined America since the 17th century.

America is for Africans and Europeans, hispanics and asians should FUCK OFF

business idea: crack one out whilst listening to this (note: will figure out how to monetize it after the fact)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xTKD0PKbTk

>council runs the bus service near me
>Do a good job of it

I say we give them the trains to do as well instead of letting the national government near it

going off porn lads
I think my libido is finally slowing down
thank fuck, wanking each day is a chore

im not a cat wanker or anything but dogs are also shit pets. all of the affection they display is just their superficial need to be dependent on other because they're completely non-functional when left to act independently. like when you hear these stories of dogs who wait at stations for their dead owners to return for like 6 years until they die, it doesn't show how loyal dogs are, it shows how utterly useless they are when they dont have others to depend on. utterly obnoxious and retarded animals.

Business idea: learn czech move to the czech republic and become Czechlad on /brit/

>>69960227
Pride of Wales

>>69959591
Hehe

>>69960234
cry more

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Why is this so hot? Especially 6:00 onwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA

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love her to bits

>>69960256
Put them in a plastic bag then put them in a public bin or somebody else's dustbin

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>>69960115
Didn't you had such a low loading gauge in the UK. Sorry to hear, lad. Get well soon.

>>69960173
you overeat. that's why you're a fat cunt.

nothing to do with eating healthy or not

>>69960340
i don't though

need a lass to fart on me

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>>69960316
>tfw no 4chan browsing, video game playing, physicist gf to mock me for being a brainlet

going to the muffin man on drury lane

anyone want owt?

>>69960256
wrap in newspaper and sellotape it closed, put in regular bin. Or goto local recycling centre, mine has a slot for everything.

>>69959506
has anybody here meet somebody they havent talked to in 10 years?
As much I shitpost about how I hate reykjavík I was actually born there and lived there until I was 8
want to go there, meet the lads I knew back then and get fucked up
bit worried they have turned into chad's or autists though

>>69960302
>rupert murdoch controls the world the tories the tories the bankers the bonuses ablooo blooooo everyone listen to my retarded meme political beliefs
>haha yeh cry more

what did he mean by this

>>69960280
Should set it up like DBB and have a private company with the government as sole shareholder, with all profits being reinvested back in to the railways.

went away for the weekend

the world is so grim

Social anxiety driving me to suicide lol

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The real commonwealth

how to i find fulfilment lads

just canNOT relate to those "she still suckin" memes when ive never had a she suck in the first place

>>69960219
as you can see, real America is on it's way back.

>>69960414
hahAHHAhaaha

camera's ready prepare to flash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpNvvcTGt0

>>69960328
why did germany make their tunnels bigger to begin with and we didn't.

we fucked up

>>69960365
fatty mcBitchTits in denial of overeating

>>69960431
get a job at amazon

Are baked beans actually good or is it a meme

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>>69960433
Ever try keep wanking after you've came and it hurts?

>>69960426
qaddafi's national cheese factory programmes paid off in dividends

>>69960384
no, but i realise if i ever try to reconnect with my friends from school it would have been about 5 years since
hory fuck

>>69960403
nice strawman lol


don't let it hurt your narrative in your little echo chamber here, though

>>69960465
give em a try

>>69960465
they used to be great but heinz suck
but because of marketing, most beans are basically just shitty like heinz now

>>69960465
They are good
I sometimes eat them straight from the tin like a homeless person

>>69960472
I can normally get it up again and do a second wank desu

I want to live like common people

>>69960455
classic britain

the nintendo switch is going to fail so fucking horribly it's going to be insane

>>69960414
drove me to depression which is driving me to suicide
>>69960472
i havent

>>69960465
nice with reggae sauce thrown in

Oh Rhodesia, I've given you my all and now I'm nothing
I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing

>>69960455
because brits are lazy and arrogant and also don't like change

>>69960472
Well, you gotta speed down a little until your willy recovers. You can't go full blast at it immediately.

Alternative: Use the first round's cum as lube for the second round.

>>69960247
>Not spreading nationalism by winning in an argument about preservation of culture

Business idea: tear up the British rail network and rebuild it from scratch

>>69960546
why do people love rhodesia so much
dont get it, it was a national embarassment

>>69960456
maybe you think im like the wojak i posted, i'm not (yet)

just remembered I blocked the toilet at my dad's place after taking one of my trademark monstrous shits and was meant to unblock it before leaving but forgot

he's not gonna like this haha

can see my ribs

>>69960455
Because when we built our rail network 150 years ago trains were smaller.

might become spiritual and shit

business idea: nationalise the railways

>masturbate once after not doing so for a while
>very weak, just sorta dribbles out, no uniform cloudiness
>masturbate again soon after
>stronger, uniform cloudiness/colour
>masturbate a third time
>even more power, less liquid
>masturbate a fourth time
>it's starting to hurt, barely any liquid, what does get squirted out is a tiny thin line of super fast semen

ah yes very impressive

>>69960602
*slaps your bitch tits*

arghh bit sweaty mate

>trains
dude crossrail lmao

reading a book about how to make pretty girls want to have sex with me

>>69960455
probably something to do with all of the free money they got after the end of the most destructive war in human history which they started

>>69960628
Yeah but did no one consider that they might grow in size?

>>69960556
cum dries too quickly to use as lube

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might move to an asian country lads, which one is the best?

>all this wanking talk.

how many do you lads average in a day?

Filled the old belly button with water and it feels nice

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>>69960266
..

>>69960671
couple of times a week so about 0.3 a day

Might buy a PS4

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Why does Queen Elizabeth have brown eyes in some photographs?

Is it true that she is a lizard?

>>69960654
whats it called

pastas in the oven lads

>>69960694
just write CHI

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>>69960668
Not if you put it on a dildo and quickly stuff it up your arse to keep it away from air.

>>69960671
once every night before i go to sleep

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>Southerners

Ahh yes.
Very impressive.

>Rhodesia song
>billy bragg song

who /radical centrist/

>>69960725
What pasta is it

>>69960671
0.14

>>69960665
they still cope albeit not too well sometimes. so the initial scope was not out of touch considering how long ago it was. plus once the houses went over the top in london there was no increasing the size of the near ground tunnels, going out of London the tunnels are often through hills and making them larger would put the railways out of use for too long.

need to give up videogames lads

such a runty pursuit

fifa's alright for when smiffy and the lads come round but apart from that they need to go in the bin

>>69960669
Japan > HK > Thailand > Vietnam > Real China > SK > Commie China > NK

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>no response rust-hating rorke? BTFO

>>69960671
1 every 2-3 days
miss being a teen and wanking at least 3 a day

what's the tumblr term for someone with no interest in relationships with anybody

>>69960433
have you ever tried to continue wanking when you cum
its like that
but stronger

>>69960715
models

>>69960789
asexual

Why do I have to write cover letters for job applications? Just hire me fs

>>69960694
the so called "'dit" I see

>>69960764
I like a lad who presents valid points to back up his argument. Keep it up.

>>69960768
thats my post ahaha

>>69960765
Would probably have killed myself if I didn't have videos desu

>>69959974
chin her

>>69960671
At least one, normally 2, a day

>>69960671
usually one a day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265

15th january 2017 timothy byrne twitter check that guitar garden selfie check facebok that video i took my guitar garden selfie we're in high wycombe buckinghamshire garden's looking like this today looking like that out there new plant bears are watching that looking out that way got a new piano lamp it's quite nice lights the piano up well

>>69960829
thanks, it may have been an accident though. i typed it without thinking really.

>>69960694
"Not an argument"

>>69960767
was seriously considering north korea. why don't you like it?

having a few cheeky pear ciders before bedtime

>tfw work in the morning

Went to a pub today and they were showing the Everton vs Man City match. Actually looked quite fun watching it with other people rather than sitting at home on your own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URfQw8nSSa0

ahh yes, southerners

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>>69960891
>have to get up at half six

>>69960900
yeah but can you have a half-time wank at the pub?

>>69960930
yes

>>69960879
full of stoners and smackheads

>>69960762
penne (the pengest pasta)

watching tranny porn makes me depressed that even women have bigger dicks than me

watching nonces get busted on youtube desu

>>69960891
that's made from 100% pears?

>>69960817
just send off the same one but replace the job title and company name you are applying for

>>69960945
What sauce
Also ravioli is better

>freedom is bad
t. /pol/

>>69960947
not really women though are they

>>69960956
it's entrapment

>>69960975
tomato-ricotta plus a load of chicken breast for the protein

>>69960452
Hes a good lad. Came back to the house me and the lads were sharing when we were scummy students after a set. Messed about with the mates decks playing thriller and other random shit we had.
He was wiped out when we sent him back to the hotel next evening in a taxi. He had fun

>>69960908
would utterly heem my sister if she did that to me, she would be obliterated into her constituent elements

if I had a sister that is

>>69961007
latmun?
do you go notts uni?

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>>69960947
watching tranny porn makes me depressed that I missed the opportunity to be a trap for a while. now I'm too old and hairy

genuinely think britain is the best country in the world

>>69960764
Shame they can't just demolish everything in the way as they did when the railways were initially constructed in London.

>>69960966
doubt it. iirc most cheap pear ciders are mostly apples with some pear juice

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I'M GONNA BLOW A FOKKING GASKET

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my gaff

don't really rate this whole "life" thing

I don't feel safe in Britain yet I'll be forced to move there soon

Mostly because I have childhood trauma and shit and just the thought gives me pretty severe panic attacks

Brit how do I not die

I can't not go

>>69961035
same desu

>>69961030
fraid not

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>Hes a good lad. Came back to the house me and the lads were sharing when we were scummy students after a set. Messed about with the mates decks playing thriller and other random shit we had.
>He was wiped out when we sent him back to the hotel next evening in a taxi. He had fun

>>69961087
from the notts area then at least?

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYdCc-DIKs

>>69961045
>iirc most cheap pear ciders are mostly apples with some pear juice

didn't know that, they're not giving it to me straight

>pole needs to come to britain
Doubt

>>69961084
I'm not even british, britain is just such a fantastic unique country with such a great history

don't think the same could be said today though, still comfy

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If any of you guys bet and want some good bets for tonight let me know

>>69961071
don't be such a pussy lmao

>>69961050
those who live in glass houses shouldn't post on /brit/

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lads
Does Madonna know how old she is?

So nervous about starting work tomorrow that it's given me the Jimmy Ritters.

>>69961111
>I'm not even british
JFs out!

>>69961071
>pole being forced into moving to britain
alri soros

>>69961147
Must be in her 30s by now

>>69961071
you'll be fine in the UK, there is no need to be scared. Avoid scummy areas, as you would with any country

>>69961071
what part of the country are you going to?

gonna hunt you down and kick your head in scumbag subhuman

im bent

im not bent

>>69961218
bender

>>69961218
alri darren

>23
>can't grow a beard

ah, yes.

wish i was bent so i could blame homophobia on my life thus far

i might be bent

>>69961109
I'm getting kicked out

I have nothing to lose so if you don't believe me I can reveal all info about me

It's severe panic attacks and cold sweats flashbacks and feeling like you're in danger

I dealt with it by living with my grandma for a bit now but I have a month left, figured the best I can do is ask on Brit
I'm not a leftie and I respect your culture I just don't want to fucking die and I'm desperate dude

/brit/ is mine and it owes me a living

>Go clothes shopping
>Go try a shirt on
>mirrors everywhere
>all angles
>forced to look at every single inch of my repulsive body and face
gonna die alone haha

got called a jigaboo in JC Penney

>>69960966
*pear

>>69961255
don't owe u owt

>>69961237
same

>>69961255
post paypal

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>walks towards you

>>69961253
>so if you don't believe me I can reveal all info about me
don't believe you
reveal all info

otherwise you're just a billy bullshitter

>>69961253
fuck off we're full

>>69961253
mate the uk is one of the safest place sin the world, literally.

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>>69961049
It's a Ranchero, you raunchy ass bastard. I knew I've seen that pic before.

>>69961253
why so scared? are you going to be homeless here or what

>>69961259
in that situation what'd be going through my head is people walking by thinking "haha can't believe that ugly cunt thinks that would look alright on him"

>>69961253
You're getting kicked out of Poland?

got an exam tomorrow

might do a cheeky fail

why are Americans so easy to trigger?
>>69960184

>>69961253
>I'm not a leftie and I respect your culture I just don't want to fucking die and I'm desperate dude
HOWLING
listen to yourself you pathetic twat

you're nothing but the shit on the bottom of my shoe

>>69961255
we don't owe you anything

>>69961253
dont go to london, pakis will behead you
don't go to the north, you'll get lynched
best bet is a medium sized town or city in the midlands or the south

>>69961329
me too. not exactly an exam though. its actually a viva voce but under exam conditions

>>69961330
delete this. thx lad

>>69961309
much less impressive 2bh

>>69961330
>mfw americans call cousin "wife"
howling

>>69961367
lol wat for
fucked mine last year

>>69961308
strongly doubt this

>>69961333
t. lefty

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>be a wealthy, successful Irishman
>survey the unwashed masses of poor English peasants

heh

>>69961324
haha that's every waking moment of my life anyway haha

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Let's continue this

>>69961394
got to propose my dissertation research proposal and defend it

>polard is "getting kicked out of poland"
don't think you are tho mate

>>69961255
why?
*spits in your eye before you have a chance to do it to me*

really don't think i'll ever be able to be happy/content with how much of my youth i wasted lmao

>>69961400
nah just found it how hilarious how hard he's trying to pander to us
hope rorke glasses him when he gets here

>>69961412
>racism

watered down term. has virtually no meaning anymore

>>69961412
Rorke

>>69961412
why? the second person is obviously a dipshit with knee-jerk reactions

>>69960465
You haven't lived until you've eaten them cold from the tin.

t. alcoholic

>>69961398
Most poignant video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeQLO43a2Y

Liverpool 5-0 Manchester

reminder that workin class brits are literally scum

>>69960671
At least once a day. At my peak i'd wank three times a day for three or four consecutive months, but i'm older now and just don't have the stamina.

Only friends I have are girls lol

>>69961412
trumps not an ethno anything, the person you're talking to is a fucking mong

>his CV isn't written in latex

lmao

>>69961536
bent twat

>>69961297
Kamil pasieka I fucked my life because of my dads alcoholism and abuse and doing nothing about it and just using MUH gaming as an escape
I would have to live with my mom in fucking bongo with welfare subhumans but as long as I will feel safe I plan on working or studying or just not fucking my life up
Man in sweating like fuvk and this iPhone is shit I'm so sorry
I might have some emotional flicking scars or some skit I don't know my psychologist was really helpful and then my lovely dad decided to fight me drunk or assault me rather and my mom is a fucking antidepressant chugging ah fuck me man

>>69961412
Say america is a mulatto country and that hispanic people dont belong there

>>69961536
FONT

>>69961536
bender

>>69961546
wb org-mode

>>69961565
pardon

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gf has gained some weight

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>>69961536
Did you fuck any of them?

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wish there was a girl that wanted me to be around her

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doing a think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1LMu8V8ZlI

>>69961592
fucking idiot

>>69961653
explain

>>69957619
he trips here
190cm hes called
hasnt posted in a while though, dont know why.

>>69961615
>>69961615
No I'm a virgin

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kekking

>>69961667
>replying to a 2+ hour old post
kys

>>69961554
>my lovely dad decided to fight me drunk or assault me
at least you'll be used to it when i smash your fucking head in here
you sound like a little pussy and you're gonna get battered every day here then sent back by mummy may

good luck

>>69961629
>serious commentary over video game footage
Ah yes, definitely going to watch this megarunt
*closes the video*
Give your head a wobble if this is what you spend your time watching mate

>>69961536
are they cute?
how did you get them?

>>69961554
ignore these retards >>69961715

*wobbles my head*

haha wooooooooooo!

dennis

>>69961753
you MUST go back

thread autist(s) please make a new

got a belter post to drop

fed up of uni now lads

dad actually believes this trump piss story
/pol/ is something else

>men age like wine

hmm im convinced I am getting uglier

>>69961554
If you move here you can see it as a new chance at life, a new you, new friends. You can entirely reinvent yourself.

absolutely sick of pakis

>>69961802
same

>>69961715
ill smash your arse in instead

>>69961818
>>69961818
>>69961818

>>69961833
>>69961833
>>69961833

>>69961412
ask him what his thoughts on Israel and the British Empire are

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HOWLING

>>69961810
Men age well as long as they do two thing ,stay in shape, don't go bald.

I am balding and am fat hhah

>>69961802
>>69961829
Have you considered dropping out and working full time in a call centre for £16.5k per annum?