Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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お疲れ様でした

ナイステンプレ乙

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>>69959279
乙

>>69959279

死ね ボケッ!

>>69959443
うわあぁ

>>69959443
fatyuyu

>>69959500
うるさい!マジバカ

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>ザ・エフ

>>69959457
出不精
と聞いたことがある

>>69959587
The only thing noisy here is your nervous farting whenever you get a reply from ME

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rate my kindle

>>69959676
The F.とは何の略か?

>>69959806
ザ・フレンチー

>>69959443
気持ちは分かるが、落ち着け。
つ 茶

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店員に箸にそんな名入り頼んだらすげぇ反応したんだけど
面白かった

>>69959806
>The F.とは何の略か?
フログ

>>69959966
至高のオレ様

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>>69959797

>research papers for dummies

what's that about peru?

where's the hooker ebook peru? and where's your youtube channel?

>>69959966
www
こんなん、噴くわw

>>69959806
>>69959879
>>69960003
the Fuzoku
来日した時にソープに行った
そのため素人童貞とフィン太郎に呼ばれていた

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really makes you think

>inb4 "plebbit"

>>69960368
you need a cigarette card dont you

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the F is nigger

>>69959966
au lait 様
ミルクちゃんかな

>>69960400
You need a taspo card to purchase them from vending machines

>>69960516
so its not just a sign that says no? why is that guy the top answer

in Australia the purchasing is the only illegal part so you can ask someone to buy them for you and smoke them in front of the police if you are under 18.

>>69960600
The "sign that says no" is more of a reference to convenience stores who won't bother to card you unless you look really underage - usually you just have to tap a button on a screen that says "yes" in response to "are you 20 or older?" to verify your age (at least for alcohol, I don't smoke so I'm not sure if it's any different for cigarettes).

>>69960600
it's the top answer because reddit upboats anything they find amusing regardless of whether it's the correct answer

t. PhD in plebbitry

タスポ作ろう作ろう思ってたけど作ってないな
コンビニで買えるけどまぁ、中学生とかは買ってるわな現に俺の周りにもいたし

>>69960737
do many people drink underage?

>>69960833
>Despite the law prohibiting underage drinking, around 50% of junior high school and 70% of senior high school students reported some experience with alcohol.

>>69960889
ah ok it always seems weird to me that in American and Japan you can finish school but you cant drink

have you known anyone to get in trouble for drinking?

there was a video of some gaijin who was 18 or something and he was fighting with an officer who wanted to see his gaijin card because he didnt want to get in trouble for drinking.
saying the officer had no right to ask. baka

>>69961004
Only been here for a few weeks but so far I've only heard the opposite: friends telling me how they went to izakayas with underaged people and no one was ever IDed.

>>69961206
ahk so its pretty relaxed?

>>69961247
Definitely nowhere near what it's like in the US.

>>69961494
do you go out drinking with friends much? do you drink anything different in japan than you would in the US

>>69960078
>and where's your youtube channel?
gimme a break, man

>>69961562
Haven't had any alcohol in Japan yet, but I anticipate it'll be different from my drinking in the US as I mostly drank either stuff local to the NY area or some well known national drinks. When I lived in China I had a variety of stuff though - Chinese, Japanese, American, European.

>>69962000
can i have a flake?
>>69962052
ah interesting. what have you been eating in Japan?

>>69962137
Gyudon, sushi, soba, nabe, ramen

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>>69962263
>ramen

>>69962263
yum ^_^

>>69962312
you don't like ramen? there are so many types

>>69962052
>Haven't had any alcohol in Japan yet
HAHA FUCKING LOSER

>>69962430
>瑞典人3

>he doesn't spend his evenings drinking alone

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>not drinking alcohol makes you a loser
この瑞典人・・・

眉と眉毛の違いは?

>>69962778
眉を切った後の毛は眉毛だが眉ではない

>>69962778
which of the following options do you think a korean female would prefer for a bf?

-light brown man with 1 million USD cash (quadlingual, 20cm cock, fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall , nice, educated and funny)
-random white man

>>69963456
はっきり
ありがと

>>69963731
She wouldn't pick you if that's what you're asking.

>>69963731
sorry peru i am about to sleep i don't need your autism

obviously the first guy but you are not that one

>>69963731
a korean

money is the key

>>69964476
i feel like there are multiple perus. all working together to make the sadest most miserable character ever. no person could dedicate this much time to being depressed. i feel sorry for the one who is in the photos.

>>69964476
you have 50k usd lol

>>69963731
-light brown man with 1 million USD cash (quadlingual, 20cm cock, fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall , nice, educated and funny) of course actually white

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i am a weeaboo obsessed with anime and cosplay. will japan let me in?

>>69965418
no
try finland

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>>69964476

>>69965861
how did you guys get this picture?

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>>69963750
>>69963788
>>69963815
>>69964043
>>69964645
>>69964710
>>69965201
>>69965418
>>69965465

lets see who laughs last

>>69965957
probably the girl you ask out before you kill yourself

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>>69965957
but srsly
>1 million USD cash
>quadlingual
>20cm cock
>fit, 90kg, 184 cm tall
>nice, educated and funny

all these can't get you literally a dozen of gfs?
wtf

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>>69965939
It's a well famous pic of peru

>>69966307
yeah but did he post it or did someone dox him

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>>69965957

If ta (田) is a ricefield, how do you say and write a field of other things?
Surely the japanese grew other things than rice

Translate the third page here and I fully intend to suck dick in return.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=48747941

>>69967178
畑

>>69967228
need an account

>>69967178
農場noujyou

>>69967337
https://nhentai.net/g/149871/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIeE_270J4U
Peru's anthem

>>69967403
he will take you up on your offer btw

>>69967413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5b2hADJXWQ

The German is willing to suck a cock for translation.
The Swede is willing to help. Huh. Such a strange thing to think about before I fall asleep.

>>69967583
they are both cucked what do you expect?

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>>69967559

>>69967673
t. muhammad abdul

>>69967673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkX2R2QLxrg

>>69968056
hes just performing but what the fuck was the guy doing with the balloon pushing it into peoples way what a cunt

>>69968056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rirDOIttODM

>>69968121
Call down mate, he's just playing with a balloon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8RoUgSE7so

>>69968156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vSo22cH7Rc

>>69967403
>WELCOME HOME BIG BROTHER

>IM HOME RUUKO
>EH... WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>LICK ME. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DO. LOOK DOWN ON ME. SET ME FREE. POUR WHITE CHOCOLATE ON ME. SOMETHING SOMETHING BIG BROTHER'S TASTE...

>>69968334
DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BATH WITH AAJAA AND RIAEZU?

>>69968334
>>69968421
Easiest blowjob ever.

>>69968421
>DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BATH WITH AAJAA AND RIAEZU?
What is aajaa and riaezu?

>>69968551
the names of her tits? idk famalam

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implying this is not the music that starts playing when Im fighting against my enemies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WFdn8_7mo

>>69968551
nvm I was wrong (first time ever)

Last one is

>EEEH, LETS START WITH A BATH TOGETHER

>>69968622
Arigatou, Blowjob's on its way.

>>69968630
oh

>>69968651
more like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUUJhTunHk

>>69968711
Thank you!

>>69968968
>Is that french?
>dragon Ball Z (French Opening)
no its chinese
es bien en Español https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5vPDaOmhI

>>69968968
I never liked dragon ball

>>69969134
never seen it

>>69969237
I used to watch pokemon and Yu gi oh in the early 00's
Then naruto when it came out.
I actually started watching one piece last summer and I'm sad I missed it at this time

>>69969080
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5vPDaOmhI
Our portuguese one is very similar to this, I think it was made taking the spanish one as a basis.
Still prefer ours, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twxrMWsloas

>>69969418
i watched pokemon and yugioh. but couldn't watch the others because they were on our cable plans/don't remember them being on. although i did see a few episodes of naruto and one piece
>>69969447
a few of them like the Spanish and Portuguese are based on the Japanese song. i don't know why french and English fucked with it i like the beat of the other songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHnfX1RmZX8

>>69968711
have you had Surströmming do you or anyone you know like it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGNmSJRLkf8

>>69969605
>a few of them like the Spanish and Portuguese are based on the Japanese song
Oh yeah, but I was referring specifically to the lyrics. The beat may be the same, but the lyrics are totally different from the Japanese version.

>>69969766
the wouldn't let you in

>>69969819
>The beat may be the same, but the lyrics are totally different from the Japanese version.

ahh ok sorry lol

>>69967178
There are many such examples.
口 is an empty field.
日 is a field with two kinds of crops.
目 is a field with three kinds of crops.
月 is a field with many different kinds of crops.
団 is a field with a male farmer working in it. You are looking at the man from the side. Also notice the dick.
固 is a field with a female farmer.

>>69969706
I haven't
My brother likes it

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>>69970107
is that why hes the favorite? but seriously does it really smell that bad?

>>69970231
yes
yes

>>69968651
who are your enemies

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>>69970362
the first question was rhetorical sorry :(

>>69970416
america

Are there other specific names for *Japanese-style renditions of non-Japanese cuisine? I can only recall and put a name to:

- 洋食 - Western style
- 中華 - Chinese
- 欧風 - European style and curry

*「各国の料理の日本料理」makes more sense? (I only speak English).

>>69968334
放置する doesn't mean "set free" though

>>69970615
I was just testing you
Good job, you passed the test

>>69970664
did you learn Japanese in Swedish or English.
how do you translate jap->eng->swed

>>69970777
I'm Japanese

>>69970805
i have PHOTOS OF YOUR NIPPLE
seriously how do you translate in your head?

>>69970664
>>69970805
hahaha
>>69970777
I learned Jap>Eng>Dut and it's not really any problem at all. Translating from English to Dutch really doesn't pose any difficulties, I imagine the same goes for Swedish.

>>69959279
WTF
I thought Japan is high tech

>>69970965
>>69970777
There is no translation needed.
I "think" just as much in English as in Swedish. (and japanese because I'm fluent)

>>69970777
>>69970965
Do you guys actually translate stuff? I thought everyone eventually reached a point where they simply get the meaning and that's it.

>>69970532
we just use specific names of country

イタリアン italian
インドカレー indian curry
韓国料理 korean

>>69971144
Yeah, that's how it works.
It's a great relief when you reach that point. Having a conversation in Japanese is much easier than translating it.

>>69970965
>>69971089
so just seeing/hearing a concept you know what it is in the other languages without really thinking about it?
>>69971144
im learning Japanese and kind of Spanish. i cant even fathom being able to think in multiple languages. i have to think about everything before i can speak for Japanese i cant just talk.
when i hear or read something i need to translate it into English then form a response in Japanese.
i really need to keep practicing

>>69971144
>>69971089
how long did you guys study Japanese for?

>>69971384
>so just seeing/hearing a concept you know what it is in the other languages without really thinking about it?
Hello Mr.Monolingual

>>69971384
>how long did you guys study Japanese for?
22 years

>>69971384
>so just seeing/hearing a concept you know what it is in the other languages without really thinking about it?
No, you just don't think about what it is in other languages until someone asks you to translate some ecchi manga or stuff like that

>>69971428
>Hello Mr.Monolingual
i grew up in Australia (they dont make us learn languages and there is nothing near us to learn that is easy like english to spanish/german) i should be able to speak Spanish but my family never spoke it to me. :(
>22 years
but your swedish born in sweden and your 22
>>69971470
>No
did you when you were learing

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>>69969766
What are you doing?

>>69971598
>did you when you were learing
Yeah, of course.
I can't remember ever needing to translate English words back to Dutch in my head, but for Japanese I still did that about a year ago

>>69971657
a second peru emerges?

>>69971384
Yeah, my Japanese also isn't quite there yet, but I'm fairly comfortable with my english, at least.

>>69971384
>how long did you guys study Japanese for?
3 or 4 years. I'm a very bad learner though, so I'm still pretty mediocre.

>>69971598
If you hear the word "couch" you don't "translate" it to "sofa"
You just know what it is
You feel me?

>>69971693
>>69971723
ah ok thankyou so much :)
>>69971726
that makes sense

>>69971717
Oh yeah, somebody once told me about this guy.

>>69971913
i feel sorry for him you should go talk to him. he is probably on the highest bridge

>>69972022
He's going to kill himself? Why?

>>69972294
can't tell if peru
he is lonely and has no friends. he spends his life trolling this thread because ha has nothing better to do.

お黙り!

>>69972386
Oh.
I would love to talk to him now~

>>69972472
im sorry if you are not peru but i can not trust your flag peru probably went on his phone. i can not trust sorry.

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>>69972575
I see

>>69971234
I am familiar with those styles of foods and their "names". Sorry, I wasn't specific enough with my original question, but I want to re-ask if there are other similar, unique "catch-all" words like (洋食、中華、and 欧風) in the Japanese language. Or no other unique names exist, simply besides those like, for example, イタィアン and フレンチ

>>69972575
>ロキロキ
What does it mean?

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Is there any place in Japan that is actually this green?

>>69973206
nick name x 2

>>69973245
Mushishi is so goddamn pretty, isn't it.

>>69973281
Loki? How unusual.

>>69973407
from a popular name in Australia

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>>69973407
Yeah, it is.
Most of the places actually that green seem to be in China though.

寒すぎる
死ぬ
いま-3度

>>69973693
お前は弱すぎる

>>69973245
屋久島とか?

>>69973477
Lachlan?
Also, pretty cool nickname IMHO.

>>69973858
thanks

>>69973858
where are you from in Brazil? is it hot also?

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>>69973810
あぁ、確かに。
色彩が微妙に違ってるけど。

>>69973802
そっち何度よ
寒いよ本当に

>>69973693
おはよう、今日は寒いね。
雪降らなかったけど、こちらも-3℃

>>69972824
old people call Italian cuisine as イタ飯.
It is not common in young generation though.

>>69973942
Espírito Santo. Here in my city it's around 35ºC at daytime and 25ºC at night.

>>69974263
わしゃイタ飯が大好きじゃ

To be honest, Jesus did nothing.
He was just killed and reborn.
I don't know why people think jesus as christ.

>>69972824
for catch-all terms, there goes アジアン (asian) or エスニック (ethnic) but not really as main as 洋食、中華

>>69974272
woah Vitória looks amazing. dam how hot does it get where you live? here it will get max about 42.
do you go out to the capital city much? or do you stay close to where you live?

>>69974466
ww

>>69974506
>jesus as christ
christ was his last name? its not a title

>>69958358
米軍の犯罪は揉み消されるし
そもそも日本はアメリカに攻撃を受けてるし

>>69974668
Christ is a title that means the savior, isn't it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_(title)

>>69974614
I live in Cariacica (really bad city, actually) but I go to an uni in Vitoria. Vitoria is really close from here actually, 30 minutes or so by bus.
We get around 39~40ºC when it's really really hot I guess, but it's rare.

>>69974506
Religion doesn't have to make sense. If it was all completely true and verifiable it would just be science, not religion.

>>69974506
these are the commandments of christian nations

-You shall have no other gods before Me.
-You shall not make idols.
-You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
-Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
-Honor your father and your mother.
-You shall not murder.
-You shall not commit adultery.
-You shall not steal.
-You shall not bear false witness against your -neighbor.
-You shall not covet.

now show me the commandments of your people

>>69974506
>and reborn.
he did something then

>>69974924
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NEW THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS HIS NAME?????
>>69974939
ah ok cool, its nice being near a city. what do you study in uni Japanese? science?
>>69975034
hehe
>>69975083
do what feels good

>>69974506
Jesus is God himself.
So God sacrificed himself (Jesus) to himself so he could forgive his own creation (humanity) for a sin that he himself created in the first place.

>>69975178
>what do you study in uni
EE. What about you? Do you enjoy where you live?

>>69974506
actually Judas died in his place and Jesus went back to japan where he died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shing%C5%8D,_Aomori#Tomb_of_Jesus_Christ
>>69975428
fun do you enjoy it? im hoping to get into uni im waiting for the offers to come out so i know if i got in, and if i do i will study biology. i live in Western Sydney its ok but pretty boring, its about a hour from Sydney which is nice but small.

>>69975083
It is not made by jesus. it is written in old testament.
It means that It is originated by judaism.

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>>69975617
really urges you to ponder

>>69975617
He might have wanted to eat sushi before dead.

>>69975617
I do, it's a pretty interesting field IMHO, quite "diverse" too.
Biology, yeah? Nice, I wish you luck mate.
I'd like to visit Sydney someday, looks gorgeous. On top of that Australians seem like very fun and "warm" people, too.

ささささささ寒い(´;ω;`)
仕事いきたくねええええええええええええええええ

>>69975679
yeah actually
>>69975083
Christians dont follow the 10 they were over ruled by jesus
"Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets."

>>69975735
lol another book written that was added into the Quran tells how Jesus had Judas die in his place so he could continue to teach, and finally ascended to heaven. showing that jesus was not god but a prophet. so it may be something however ridiculous. but that book was written 500AD so it looses credibility, but it is interesting.
also Judas Iscariot = isukiri the names are similar.
but jesus' mound has a cross which was not a christian symbol for years after.

religion so many loose ends.

>>69976050
>I wish you luck mate.
thankyou
>I'd like to visit Sydney someday, looks gorgeous
yeah its really nice
>seem like very fun and "warm" people
mostly people are pretty chill and Australians love people from all over especially accents like any other Anglo country. my dad even managed to make friends.

>>69975351
Jesus was taken punishment and killed by Romanian.
How can Romanian punish human for human sin?
It doesn't make sense.

>>69976448
it shows that he gave his live for us (jesus the son) and the father accepted Jesus' sacrifice because Jesus wanted to allow himself to die for everyone's sake. and when Jesus rose to heaven the father and the son combined to become the holy trinity (the father who created us, the son who sacrificed himself for us and the holy spirit which is something also)

something like that im not religious i have just done religious schooling. so i probably missed/mixed something up. but it is something like that

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>killed by Romanian.

>Jesus was killed by a Romanian

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>>69976785
picture

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>>69976802

>>69977257
damn those romanian fiends
they killed our lord and saviour

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>>69977350
Bastards.

tip for japanese posters learning english: it is never okay to use question marks like this.

↓

>HOLY SHIT I NEVER NEW THAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS HIS NAME?????

>>69978663
i was confused the marks showed my confusion :(

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>>69976448
>killed by Romanian.

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>>69974506
>>69975141
>He was just killed and reborn.
proof he was a god and not a man
of course, modern religious zealots says faith in place of proof
except for a god to die and be reborn, is the same level of difficulty and sacrifice for a mortal man to choose left over right

why do you think so many people like japan, they dont put up with this shit

>>69978955
what?

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彼女のフィートを舐めたいよ。

>>69979209
何で?フィートが下卑です

Are kodomo manga magazines as popular for young kids as shounen magazines are for early teenagers?

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peru?

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>>69979293
ちょっと、知りません。フィートの日本の女性は小さいです。だからかわいいだ。

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>>69979674
>かわいいだ
>Putting "da" after an i-adjective

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>>69979674
What's up with ASICS and all these cuties?
Goddamn.

>仕事で泣いた
消して戻れない
一番恥ずいだよ

>>69980011
>消して
決して

>>69980011
失敗しない仕事は無い

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>>69979770
バ・・バカ!

こんばんわ にほんごじんせんぱいたち ^^;;

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まんこを あそんでいる ひとたち まだいますか???
私は おもしろいと おもいます!!

guinness is shite

>>69980085
良い事言うね( ; ; )

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私は からおけが すきです
あなたは?

>>69980804
>>69980977
ちょっと待て
わざとやってるだろ

ひきこもりが きゅうに めしをつくって けっきょく しっぱいしたの は なんでしょう?

丼ヒキ!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼

>>69980977
私の唐揚げが一番おいしいです。
カラオケが好きじゃなくて嫌いじゃないです。

>>69981029
こんばんわ!!!

>>69981138
わお!
あなたの しゅみは ステーキですね!

>>69981143
はい、こんばんは。
>>69981170
外人ごっこは止めなさいw

>>69981170
>あなたの しゅみは ステーキですね!
私の趣味は「ステーキ」いない

>>69981262
is いない right for this sentence?

>>69981138
唐揚げ、自分で作るの?
料理好き?

>>69981322
私の趣味は「ステーキ」ではありません*

>>69981349
はい、自分で作る。料理が一番趣味だよ。
>>69981387
>ではありません
あぁ、先生あいがとう

>>69981445
簡単で美味しいオーストラリア料理は何ですか?

>>69981481
>料理が一番趣味だよ。
削除したアレのほうが良かったよ
>料理が一番好き「な」趣味だよ。

噁宅滾

>>69981499
昨日、雪が凄かったらしいね。
うちの県は富士山のおかげなのかどうか分からないけど、
雪がほとんど降らない。

>>69981523
そちらも寒いらしいね。
雪降った?

>>69981509
>簡単で美味しいオーストラリア料理は何ですか?
肉のパイ、でも遅い炊飯器の肉
i don't know how to translate it properly. using slow cooked meat and its gravy in pies is really nice.
でも「オーストラリア」料理はありません.
>>69981523
so the putting the na back in would have made it work i wasn't sure so i just took out すき thank you.

>>69982007
>オーストラリア料理
>ベジマイトトースト

>>69982107
でもマーマイトトーストはイギリス料理

>>69982007
>でも「オーストラリア」料理はありません.
うそつけ

>>69982225
sausage rolls and pies are not a cuisine...

>>69981835
お前はあの水着マークいっぱい超赤銅色女性の画像も持ってるの?

>>69982265
>what is barbecue

>what is damper

>what is roo tail soup
>what are classical dishes fitted to native ingredients or using local/native meats and produce in general
>what are the continuations of inherited British and continental European cooking traditions

>what is gook fusion

>what is a pie floater
>what are various bakery goods (including your "not a cuisine" category)

>what is pavlova
>what are lamingtons
>what are Kitchener buns
>etc.

>what are local beers and wines

>>69982007
>slow cooked meat and its gravy in pies
sounds yummy.
I love pies.
I also love gravy desu(*´∀｀*)thank you

>>69982459
>barbecue
its good but barbecue is not Australian
>damper
damper is pretty great but its bread
>roo tail soup
actually never heard of it
>classical dishes, continuations, gook fusion
they are inherited they have an "aussie" twist but we don't see them as aussie.

>what is pavlova
New Zealand food?

>local beers and wines
cant cook those

any thing that we do have its heavily based on other things to be our own/not really enough things. in my opinion anyway.

to be honest i should have written と思う at the end of my statement but when i was writing it i couldn't remember how to write i think.

>>69982660
Australian barbecue is Australian. Nobody considers it foreign food.

>bread isn't food
>damper isn't a nice, simple thing to try making

>he's never had roo tail soup

>don't see them as Australian
Do you consider the Sunday roast to be foreign cooking? Even the Chiko roll is gook fusion.

>pavlova
It's Australian.

>beer and wine
You don't have to cook something yourself for it to be part of culinary culture. While you couldn't suggest beer and wine as something Australian for a Jap. to cook, they are clear proof that your claim that there's no such thing as Australian cuisine is simply wrong.

Just because Australia didn't burst out of the aether with a thousand years of its own traditions doesn't mean that what we do have isn't ours. Your opinion is cultural-cringe bull-shit. Australian food mightn't necessarily be fancy or impressive, but you shouldn't dismiss it.

>>69982159
roo meat料理があるじゃないか。

>>69982842
>Sunday roast
thats british...
>barbecue
its just barbecue everyone has barbecue ours is just all about the meat not sauce

>Australian food mightn't necessarily be fancy or impressive, but you shouldn't dismiss it.

fair enough, but Australians take the best from everywhere anything i would have told him to make would be considered from another country. even pies are British :(.

>he's never had roo tail soup
is kangaroo nice i have never had it?

>>69983063
Not that the rest of your post isn't also stupid shit, but...
>is kangaroo nice i have never had it?
You have no credibility talking about Australian food.

>>69982265
>>69982459
細かい事はよくわからんが、飯テロ (^ρ^)
sausage rolls今度作ってみようかな。
お菓子類も美味しそう。

>>69983032
こいつはオーストラリアが嫌いらしい
オーストラリア人でもないのに、オーストラリアに対していつも文句を言う

>>69983131
中身は豚とフェンネルシードにするとおいしいよ

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What is best season to visit Japan?
What is the temperature like in Tokyo at Hanami? Can I be outside with just t-shirt?

And if I go to pub in some random village at countryside, what will people think about me? I know people in cities are not racist towards whites. Is it easy to start conversation in pubs with locals?

Sorry for stupid questions.

>>69983118
no one in my family likes it. and i just haven't had a chance to try it. the little kangaroo we have at woolies always looks shit and the butcher i used to work in didn't have any.
>>69983208
>こいつはオーストラリアが嫌いらしい
i don't hate Australia?
>オーストラリア人でもない
are you not Australian? where are you from?

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>>69983288
>What is best season to visit Japan?
winter because snow and japanese hate the cold so they'll all be inside and not crowding the streets or anything

>>69983208
>豚とフェンネルシード
ありがとう、フェンネルシードを探して作ってみる(´･∀･`)

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>>69983288
>I know people in cities are not racist towards whites.

>>69983350
But I've got enough of cold and snow already..

>>69983322
>are you not Australian?
He's referring to you.

>>69983510
ohh

>>69983322
>「オーストラリア」料理はありません
とか馬鹿げた発言をする前に、カンガルーを味わっておいた方がいいぞ

>>69983322
>i don't hate Australia?
他の投稿を読めばこれが嘘だと簡単に分かるぞ

>are you not Australian? where are you from?
お前の話だ
本当はチリ人だろ
オーストラリアが嫌だったらチリに帰れ

>>69983360
普通のスーパーで売ってないか
そう言えば、日本でチリコンカルネを作ろうとした時、クミンもキドニービーンズも中々手に入らなかったな
スパイスの専門店なら売っているだろうね

>>69983449
either spring or autumn is fine then. summer only if you can take the heat and humidity

>>69983288
>Can I be outside with just t-shirt?
I feel cold, but I don't know what do you feel.
because, you are a Finlander.
>what will people think about me?
moomin or santa

Yesss stop using the shitty djt format and stick to this one.
I don't understand why people keep trying to change it.

>>69981170
おもしろい!

>>69983689
オーストラリアが大好きです。
私の本国はオーストラリアです。
私の本国はチリではありません。
お父さんはチリで生まれました、でもお父さんの本国はオーストラリアです。
オーストラリアが大好きです。

>>69983711
>moomin or santa
I didn't mean that what they would think about that I'm a Finn.

Let's think that I walk to desk in countryside pub and order a beer. Will they stare at me unpleasantly, or will they come and talk to me if they hear I can speak somehow understandable Japanese?

>>69983288
> best season
autumn or spring
It's too hot and too humid in summer season.
>>69983689
ありがとう。大きなスーパーや、輸入雑貨店に行ったら見つかると思う。

>>69984023
Need face pic to answer this
Most finns would blend right in desu

>>69984059
I'm 170cm manlet with no beard, blue eyes and brown hair.

>>69984115
Still gonna need that face pic

>>69984023
depends on a person
you know, Japanese are shy especially countryside one.

>>69984115
This guy >>69984146 is Japanese, dude. Better give him a pic.

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>>69983689
>>69983964
おうおう
仲良く喧嘩しな

>>69983964
お前はオーストラリア人ではない

>>69984023
Depends if you're a creepy autist, if you're alone, etc.. Also what the Japanman said: it depends on the other people too.

When I took my parents along to Japan with me, we went to an izakaya in a country town. The old regulars gave up their seats at the bar because they thought we would have trouble on the floor-type seating, engaged in chatter with us, and complimented my mother on her use of chop-sticks.

>>69984280
英語で喧嘩していればただの迷惑だけど、日本語でなら練習になるね

>>69984115
170cm 日本では、平均的な身長。
no beard 日本人は髭を生やしている人が少ない
finland 日本では、良いイメージの国
君は、日本人から警戒されにくい見た目と国籍だと思う。(よっぽどおかしな服装じゃなければ)

>memes

>>69984146
>>69984208
I'm sure he will do something perverted with it..

>>69984340
> The old regulars gave up their seats at the bar because they thought we would have trouble on the floor-type seating
That sounds nice

責任を取る準備してます

>>69984340
>お前はオーストラリア人ではない
if i am not Australian than what am i?
i was born here to two Australian parents one born here with her family here for generations.
i love my country and want nothing but for it to succeed. but i'm not Australian how? because i have not had kangaroo? because my dad came here when he was 5? both of those reasons are stupid. i am Australian and always will be.

>>69984475

keep posting, your compatriot is so triggered that he can't even post in his native language and it's hilarious

元気で面白い女の主人公のドラマが見たい。何を見たらいい?

>>69984543
昔のだけど、のだめカンタービレ
最近、ドラマ見てない…

>>69984543
twin peaks

>>69984543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IbCQjeBpfk

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http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASK1C61G6K1CTPOB002.html
http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASK154T85K15PTIL01N.html
http://www.sankei.com/affairs/news/161007/afr1610070013-n1.html
http://www.sankei.com/west/news/160623/wst1606230093-n1.html
http://www.kyoto-np.co.jp/politics/article/20160905000059

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What does BDをちまちま買って見たりしてみたりしたいところです mean? (if context needed, from here http://garakuta.homelinux.org/~nosuke/diary/201302.html). I am confused about the たりしてみたりしたい construction (since it's not just たり~たりする; there's a して after the first たり)

>>69984597
>twin peaks
why do japanese love this show
i've never watched it but i always see japanese mentioning how good it is

>>69984475
チリ人だ
父親もチリ人だし
お前は女王陛下に対して反逆的な発言をして、中国に尻尾を振って、この国について文句ばかり言う
酷い奴だ
この国から出て行け
チリに帰れって言っただろ
なぜ帰国しないか

>>69984500
No m8, this kid keeps derailing the thread, so I figure if I at least use Japanese it'll mitigate that problem. Don't encourage him to shit up the thread.

>>69984597
それを見ていてみたけどダサくてつまらないと思った
>>69984581
見たことないんだ。ありがとう。

>>69984717
we just love david lynch

>>69984700
英語でなんていうのか知らないけど
kindaみたいな感じじゃないだろうか。特に意味はない。

>>69976802
>The resurrection was actually Romanians pushing the rock away and stealing his organs

>>69984543
Rizzoli & Isles

>>69984730
im less Chilean than i am Australian

i have hardly any connection to him anymore

i ended up agreeing with you after you actually made your point in your last post. i say china is our friend because they are, and they are our number 1 trade partner. when have i complained about Australia?

?

i am not a citizen of Chile, i have never been there. the only connection i have is my dad was born there. i learned nothing about Chile unless i looked it up myself. and i was never even taught Spanish.

>derailing the thread
i said Australia had no cuisine when talking to someone about food.

>>69984939
>when have i complained about Australia?
>i said Australia had no cuisine
釣りだよな

>>69985013
how is that complaining? we have shit tonnes of food here from around the world its awesome.

and after you made your point >Australian food mightn't necessarily be fancy or impressive, but you shouldn't dismiss it.

i said this

>fair enough, but Australians take the best from everywhere anything i would have told him to make would be considered from another country. even pies are British :(.

if you think the pies is complaining i said that because i told the Japanese guy to make a pie

>>69985082
See, the pattern with your posting seems to be the following:
>say something dumb or un-Australian
>get called out on it
>retract in a half-arsed manner
>keep arguing anyway

そんなの疲れちゃうよ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M4jk2KCsJM

キリンのキリコは眠れない

ん?キリ?(難聴

I'll make a thread at 310.

>>69985082
He's trying to make you feel like less of an Australian just because you don't agree with him. And maybe you want his approval because you feel insecure about your hertiage. It seems pointless arguing with him, you're just never going to be good enough for him. And anyway, who cares what he thinks.

>>69985250
no australians allowed edition

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>>69985279
i literally just have nothing better to do... if i did i wouldn't be on 4chan

>>69985297
It's tempting to filter the flag sometimes.

>>69984543
トリック

>>69985329
Me neither...

>>69985368
i have a name so people can filter me

>>69985250
make it then you slut

NEW THREAD
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