God Bless.

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>>69957574
what a way to go.

God Bless

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>>69957574
A true American hero

God Bless

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the fuck was he thinking

papa bless

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an treu amigan hero

>>69957574
how do you fit 413 tendies in a stomach

> ameristomachs

>>69957574
Why would you even eat that much? What could you possibly gain by doing so?

>>69959503
>We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard

>>69957574
The smallest piece would be what? 30 grams? So we're talking about 120 kg of chicken? In one sitting? Wtf?

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>>69959503
It's not so much that he had a legitimate reason, it's that he had the freedom to do so

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>>69959503
>>69959612
>acting surprised by this

>>69959632
God bless

>>69959665
I legitimately am surprised. At least tell me it happened at an eating contest.

>>69957574
Thank you for your service, God bless you

Usa freedom Get

>>69959612
He prob at some, threw it up, than ate it again.
That or he was sitting on the toilet while he was eating

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Oh sweet fuck, I don't blame him. Red Lobster's cheesy biscuits are to die for.

>>69959503
weight

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>>69957574
God Bless Ameriga :DDDD

>>69959959
I can't find a legitimate article about this happening. So I'm guessing it's not true and is a delicious meme

>>69960169
Damn fuck boi. I be eating them until late my stomach pop. These are good as shit

>>69957574
I bet after 200 tendies he doesn't taste the chicken anymore, but instead, taste the joy of pure freedom.

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>413

I wish I was that free.

>>69960324
God Bless