fuck off lefties edition
sophie
cara 2bh lads
>>69953925
ah yes
Japanese pop
gonna go a whole thread without being narcissistic
>>69953864
GOOD edition
I've gone fill autism with some crisps from the oriental shop lads
who /hydrated/ here?
>>69953864
BASH
THE
FASH
lads
arsu
>>69953926
;^)
>looks at you
Fuck dieting. Odds and I go buy some biccies.
>>69953945
you'll never manage it
>>>/r9k/34158183
>>>/r9k/34158199
>>>/r9k/34158299
>>>/r9k/34158346
fucking nonces
spam more pictures of women please, seriously lacking in this thread
>>69953988
I'm well hydrated
why do you ask?
>>69954046
week has passed in a drunken blur of cigarrettes and alcohol 2bh
trying not to get drunk today because I feel almost dead
>>69954027
>throwing away progress for short term satisfaction
so glad my brain hasn't regressed to this runtoid mindset
>>69953976
>eel kabayaki
these? can you buy these in the UK?
>>69954059
Get on with my life as I'm not some deviant sex pest who wanks into a wet flannel
>>69954059
park my bike
£40k
German techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqhMDnAVI5E
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38628367
>The Northern Ireland secretary of state has said he is not contemplating any alternatives to devolved government.
Says the man who resigned as immigration minister when it turned out his cleaner was an illegal immigrant
>Devon
I'm sarcastic because I don't know how to show emotion. Nothing that's come out of my mouth in the last 10 years has been genuine.
as she stands there
singing for money
la da dee la da da
>>69954119
alri Deano my son!
race is a social construct
>>69954126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw
>>69954098
nah they're Hong Konger not Japanese
They're basically Nik Naks
the deano meme was ruined by abnormies and yanks who've never conversed with a deano in their lives
>city
>post a nice car
>must be a deano
need an example of these so-called hobbies that makes no having a gf ok
>>69954119
terrible post
>>69954160
the periodic table is a social construct, doesn't mean elements don't exist
>>69954137
>>69954143
It's not a Deano car you tit
>that blue piece of shit
>a nice car
umm
some absolutely tragic housing going up on the old footie pitch I used to play on lads, I'll try and find some photos - it's worse than barratt housing
>>69954194
good post
BRAVO, claudio
>>69954226
looks VERY ripe in this pic
>>69954177
I was being all post modern. it's irish.
>>69954226
christ almighty delete this
>and this is our son's room
>>69954113
FONT
>>69954194
The Deano meme was always fucking shite without any appropriation from JFs.
>>69954266
dont care
>>69954188
ah right. same flavour is all I guess.
I miss Japanese crisp flavours, especially that and mentaiko
>exposed
>>69953864
here it is lads
have a gander at the state of these
>£350,000
christ alive, it's right by a train track and a main road too
http://www.bellway.co.uk/new-homes/essex/ekco-park
the absolute state
i'll never forget that time i got drunk in middlesbrough and something really horrible happened
>>69954368
>not superior barratt
dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyAso3_6d4
>>69954392
that's the whole point you fucking clown read my previous post
>>69954368
can't see outside
>>69954378
One of the mutants smiled at you?
ah fek forgot about the washing
>>69954308
there was some potential in the gimmick, but it soon turned shit by uni students and NEETS who were less successful than Deano
>>69954280
it's not pedo if she's asian you racialist
>>69954415
nah mate i just opened the thread
not reading anything above your post
Just woke up
Hows it hanging fellow lads
Getting fucking sick of these WANKERS who can't link the thread properly!!!
>>69954368
>£325k for a place like that in Southend
green belt really did a number on you lot
>>69954119
is the chrome blue wrap?
>>69954327
yeah they're pretty good
I like how they all come in 80 gram bags instead of the 30 gram bags that local crisp producers put their crisps in
>>69953926
I never thought Sansa was that pretty, but she has a sexy look to her in this picture.
>>69954432
nah mate it's the fact she is fucking ugly
@69954444
yeah me too mate
>>69954449
it's not greenbelt.
SE is the only economically viable part of our country because it's close to central europe
europe has a centre/ periphery imbalance
>Getting fucking sick of these WANKERS who can't link the thread properly!!!
>>69954449
this is the plot of land it's built on
only positives are that it's close to a good school and a "nice" park
it's also right by the airport but not under the flight path as far as I know
>>69954383
>Middlesborough
ahh yes, the county town of Yorkshire
what happened though lad
>>69954098
>>69954327
when i was a child i had a fever
>>69954504
and London
just took my copy of dark souls 2 to the zoo
britain has a very unique and comfy aesthetic that you simply don't get in any other european country
21 and I've never had chickenpox
>>69954546
yeah, a fever for cock ya bent nonce
Alot of Boro mentions in the threads lately like
What's the craic with that mates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa195Y3S4Q
>>69954533
>Middlesborough
>borough
He's literally spelled it correctly in his post you've quoted. Why have you fucked it up, you utter tit?
>>69954504
blue bit is considered the most powerful part of Europe because of it's large population that is either highly educated or are highly skilled manual labourers
I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2713004-To-complain-to-the-zoo-about-the-wanking-monkeys
HOWLING
>>69954477
bender
>>69954599
brings back memories of Teesside Tin Tin and Boro Pat
>>69954599
Because it is a town full of paedos
>Both housemates had girls over last night
>I had to listen to sounds of girls moaning from both rooms for hours
>They know I'm a kissless virgin
>One girl only left a few minutes ago
How absolutely horrifically depressing. The >tfwnogf are reaching unprecedented levels this morning
>>69954593
You're likely to die if you catch it now
dryers so impossibly shite that ive had to give everything a second run
me neither
does that mean that if i catch it in like my mid or late 20s it can be life threatening because i have no immunity to it?
groped a girls fanny and boobs while she ground her arse against my knob in a nightclub last night
>>69954608
just googled it
always thought that's how you spelt Middlesbrough desu
mindblowing
where do you find girls
>>69954659
was meant to reply to this post >>69954593
>>69954504
wrong
SE is the strongest region economically yes but the price of homes is artificially inflated by the green belts
>>69954532
ah yes an old industrial park
>>69954617
this is an old visualisation that was largely used to slag off the french, there are many more economically vibrant regions in europe today
>>69954692
next to the transformasnacks
>>69954673
Doesn't count if it's your mum.
>>69954692
in my bedroom
legit don't remember a thing about primary school
>>69954673
FONT
member this video
>>69954632
>calls me a bender
>posts something that looks like a poorly made Chinese knock-off of a realdoll
>>69954593
Just catch it. Calamine lotion those boils.
>>69954711
I think they've taken the football pitch next to it too
tbf it's better used as housing than a brown nothing
>>69954744
that's a good sign that you have a sub 80 iq
I was born in 1993 but I do not remember 9/11. By definition this makes me a gen-z pleb but in reality I just have a garbage memory
why does the crypto-kraut hate the greenbelt so much?
>>69954725
wasn't my mum
wasn't even my gf either (groped her too yesterday though)
>>69954656
scary
>>69954659
yeah
>>69954758
mum said she tried to give me it loads when my brothers had it but it never worked
>>69954477
alri gaylord
>>69954754
need to spaff down the back of her neck
>>69954806
>>69954806
>garbage
FOY
>>69954673
why do women have no self-respect?
dude socialism lmao
>>69954754
I member this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
The absolute fucking STATE of the NORTH
2 2 chicken
we should totally americanize your garbage ass island. faggots.
>>69954846
garbage post
>>69954673
>loggedgchq.txt
>>69954852
not sure, but then again I don't exactly have any self respect myself haha
actually I hate myself lmao
>>69954867
>>69954884
rambo
snapchat
lambo
>>69954881
might have to unironically move up north
if HS2 gets finished soon I can still commute into London
>>69954881
Nice house. Big windows, high ceilings, private front garden.
Link please.
>>69954881
Nothing wrong with that lad
>>69954755
might as well be a yank with a post like that
strongly considering giving up booze for a month
Worried that I might have actually performed too well in my interview in London, and they might actually offer me the job. Life is comfy in the Midlands, don't want to be forced to this terrible capital of ours desu.
>>69954809
prevents the free market from functioning
increasing rent and house prices
>>69953930
this 2bh
EINN TVEIR IYA HOI
wish the 'chologist appointment wasn't a week away
>>69954962
nature is important
>>69954622
Bait
>>69954944
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-45925950.html
>>69954952
I haven't done a drink since New Year
never sure what to do with myself on days off but I'm saving money at least
i see only death and decay. you are a rotting corpse to me.
>>69954943
There are some really nice places in the North
I know there's one other lad who lives in Lytham (must've posted that pic), but I live there too
It's super fucking nice
just put £20 on the leccy key
was 12p away from it running out and my leccy being cut lmao
PHIMOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Shes perfect
we are legion
>>69954989
looks a bit shit inside, would have to knock through some of those rooms, turn it into a 3/2 bed
>>69954993
Yeah I think that'll happen to me.
Got a new job in work and the stress is making me have a glass or three of wine pretty much every night. Going to have to stop that desu.
>>69955026
What's a leccy key?
My family has always upper-middle-middle class so I've never come across them before
Reminder that only CHAMPIONS should be in the champions league
Best nations should get league winner and primary cup winner qualified, smaller nations get league winner and also the Europa league winner should qualify
There's no good argument against this desu
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>69954711
>SE is the strongest region economically
because of its links to europe.
its strong economic performance inflates prices more than greenbelt.
ahhh manchester
>i see only death and decay. you are a rotting corpse to me.
>>69955038
>tfw Taytay will never pin you down with her legs and sexually dominate you
>>69955038
>tfw no autistic tay tay gf
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46326324.html
have a look at this
>>69955064
pre paid electricty meters
have to go to a shop with a paypoint and ask bossman to put money on the key and then you have to insert it into the meter
if your balance runs out then your electricity stops
meant to be just for povvos but my landlord has them in my flat building for some reason
JUST
>>69955038
She needs a black gf
>>69955070
*tackles you mid-sentence*
>>69954568
london is a result of the earlier geography not the other way round
Northern powerhouse lads.
>tfw you will never go to the beach with Taytay
>>69955110
oh wow
shame it's just a flat Tbh
you arrive in the stourbridge powerhouse
>>69955089
that's what you average working man in the North lives in, where as even the Prime Minister lives in pic related when they're in London
>>69955153
she's got minging man feet
rather not
>>69955153
>no arse
>no tits
>generic face
hmm.... no thanks
>>69954692
at the discotheque
>>69955158
seaside view though
>>69955163
you should get a gig driving a train you autistic fuck
>>69955186
truth
thoughts on this?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41493504.html
muh MONEY Nigguh
>>69955197
fuck off
don't talk to trainlad like that
Neck yourself train wanker
Thinking about doing a gimmick where I have a Tinder profile with a bio including my actual job (barman), and then another one with a fake but believable well-paid job (junior investment banker at Goldman Sachs), and compare how many matches I get with the two different accounts. Probably won't do it though, because I'm sure it'll just make me hate women.
>>69955221
newsflash girls are attracted to masculinity
>>69955237
none whatsoever
>>69955035
>>69955197
could you delete this please mate
>>69955254
alri trainretard
fuck off
>>69955221
would defo rinse her bellend
Claire Danes on jimmy kimmel. tiny boob almost popped out.
I'm gay but I was aroused by the possibility of a nip slip
>>69955197
You sound triggered
>phimosis
just pull your foreskin back you twats
anyone else fucking hate sunday roasts but eat them anyway out of kindness?
This is what fascists look like
>>69955254
fuck off trainlad we know it's you
Reminder that these houses in London, not even zone 1, literally cost a million squid
>>69955286
who's this
can phimosis fags still makes babby
>>69955307
actual Rasheed
3XPOS3D
>>69955334
kotkot
>>69955335
it doesn't stop me cumming but with hot tight mine is id have issues getting it inside unless she was loose as
Can one of you property lads please find me a nice modern apartment in or around the Southwark area for no more than £600pcm including bills. Thanks.
>the city of man shitty
>>69955304
cant it gets stuck halfway down the head haha
On a train
Girl next to me is looking across me out the window and keeps exhaling from her nose and I can feel it on my arm
hmmm
https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains
>>69955197
fuck off back to your containment boards yank
>>69955321
would kill to have a 3 floor townhouse in milton keynes
>>69955321
and then there is this, which is next to a golf club that hosts The Open every decade or so
>>69955321
these houses are available for 80k where i live
>>69955380
can I get this cat as a pet
oh my DAYS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fimosis.jpg
>>69955418
americans are the majority by far on every board including /int/ you mick twat
go fight a potato you ginge cunt
>>69955321
proofs
>>69955321
really makes me think
>>69955412
Update: she moved to a vacant seat as I posted this
>>69955314
>>69955279
there's MULTIPLE trainlads
>>69955475
>having phimosis worse than me
>also having a microwilly
jesus
reminder London is vastly superior to whatever backwater dirt you come from
Who here enjoying their BRITISH water ice cubes
Thank God for Brexit I hated those Romanian water ones
>>69955310
can you post a picture of a communist?
>>69955475
looks like a nose haha
>>69955412
i always catch eyes in window reflections of people on trains and i'm not sure if they see me looking at them too because i can't figure out how reflections work
>>69955498
/b/ /pol/ and /v/ are that way m8 >>>>>
go act like a 12 year old with the rest of your m8's
>>69955501
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/736239/Jeremy-Corbyn-SHAMED-MILLION-POUND-neighbourhood-revealed
One with the blue door is jezza's house I think
reminder jews want to destroy christianity but not before humiliating us.
just how E X P O S E D can one man get?
>>69955538
>>69955566
yeah? you know what else you catch? HIV you FUCKING BENDER
>>69954133
Looks like my old prison cell
there are 10 year olds more sexually experienced than me
tom davies on the map
I'm gay
>>69955609
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=38582
nice
>>69955594
wtf i love london now!
>>69955594
any followup of their relationship?
>>69955665
congrats
back from the loo lad
can report it was soft and smelly
>kill me
having a sad chaturbate wank
>>69955670
they had a child but aren't together anymore
Another day alive. How dreadful.
>>69955665
bit gay
>>69955665
homosexual
>>69955498
>americans are the majority by far on every board including /int/ you mick twat
Maybe he means /cum/
You're on /brit/
JUST EXPOSE MY SHIT UP PHAM
>>69955573
boards.ie are that way m8 >>>>>
A was carrying two pitchers back to the table and old man goes "nice jugs" haha fuckin class patter u paedophile
>>69955698
get off /brit/ pep
is Northampton northern?
watched/listened to about 40mins of ano pseudo-asmr
>>69955693
>son without a black father
Ah yes, poetry
>>69955755
Well it's called North ampton
so yes?
>>69955737
he obviously didn't >>69955573
https://twitter.com/hashtag/nowhitebois
>>69955770
is north london in the north? no you dimwit cretin
so sad!
>>69955742
>wonder if .org has a physical location
>(technical service by Afilias)
>Afilias: Dublin, Ireland
wew
>>69955755
no it's the start of the south
t. radical midlander
>>69955800
it's in the north of london though haha
>>69955698
Hang yourself in moms yard
>>69955742
good one
>>69955805
4chan confirmed for irish
just realised ariana grande isn't a font
awkward
wew
>>69955796
very upsetting that people care this much about race
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.
It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".
Who here /carpaltunnelsyndrome/?
>>69955756
need to spaff on her mates mounds
on that note im going to wank to her now
>>69955914
really makes you think
>>69955894
>31kb
hope you don't seriously believe that
>>69955928
Reporting haha, getting worse.
how can you tell whether you have a warped perception of your attractiveness WITHOUT posting a photo of yourself to the internet
>>69955914
she looks like an ugly bloke
Rate my Gameboy
>>69955928
I get it when I drive, I get a numb leg
Might need to got back to manual 2bh
>>69955914
shan't
JANNYYYYY
>>69955973
The mirror
The fact that everyone is repulsed by my presence
>>69955800
It's got north in the name so...
yes?
>>69955973
irl there's a lot more to attractiveness than what your face looks like
>>69956016
Go back.
>>69956024
>The mirror
this wouldn't tell you whether your perception was warped
>The fact that everyone is repulsed by my presence
don't look other people in the eye 2bh
does crime even happen in the countryside?
if you were to leave your bike unlocked for a week, would it still be there?
>>69955973
go on tinder
>>69956052
*goes back and forth*
>>69956043
i know, BUT face can make a big difference to the necessity of other areas
redpill me on dermarollers
>>69956094
You need 5 good photos for that and I'm unphotogenic as shit
>>69955973
Tinder is shite mate. Can't even tell a tranny when they see one
>>69955928
Had fluid on my elbow once. Like a bubble. Was worried but it went away.
>>69956080
The countryside has a bigger crime rate than urban areas.
>>69956080
I don't live in the country, but if I left my bike leaning against the front of my house it wouldn't get nicked
>>69956149
>>69956149
>>69956149
>>69956149
>>69956080
Whilst typically thieves operate mainly in cities, the newly imported thieves from Poland thrive in both urban and rural environments.
Local populations of thieves are finding it hard to deal with the invader, who has through decades of impoverishment and the camouflage of not looking foreign at a glance been able to outcompete them for resources.
>>69956133
that's on you laddo
>43 per cent of respondents agreed with the statement: “Theresa May and the Conservatives would do a better job than Jeremy Corbyn and Labour managing the NHS this winter”. Around 30 per cent agreed that Mr Corbyn and Labour would do a better job than the Tories, while 26 per cent responded “don’t know”.
Who could have predicted this?
>>69956140
doubt it
want to poo in a fanny
a rather short-lived thread
>>69956171
SCREAMING
chillin desu
>>69956171
Funny thing is when they ask question without mentioning Corbyn people prefer Labour.
>>69956228
>>69956228
>>69956228
they're all in here
just been through the thread and hid all the posts i dont like. think its ready for printing
printed. eagerly awaiting the conclusion of the next so i can add it to my collection
>>69955038
close enough