>having to wear a ground harness
>Having to tape yourself to bed
>Lose close friends and family daily because they fell into the sun
>No rain nor snow
Why don't you just give up?
Because the refugee's keep falling in to the sky and it's fucking hilarious.
you are just jealous that you will never roadtrip australia with your pet goat doing shitty standup gigs and inhaling meth
>>69952672
>See refugees boat arrive
>They step on Australian beach
>They fall into the sun
>Laughing Australians
>Groundharness fails
>3.000 Australians dead
>>69952772
>buying shitty china-made ground harness
There's your problem.
>>69952734
I prefer downward gravity and no sun at night
>>69952823
Rate this ground harness
>>69952878
Won't pass inspection, also why is he wearing it? Clearly not an image from Australia.
>>69953003
Interesting
Is this considered lingerie in Australia?
>>69952878
Why is the photo upside down
>>69952832
I have problems falling asleep in the evening and waking up in the morning. Sun at night would be perfect for me, fuck this I'm moving to Australia
>>69955637
Wait, are you saying you sleep better when it's light oustide? wew
>>69955689
No I sleep better when it's day and not night. Having sun at night and no sun at day could help there.
>>69955835
Hmmmm I see...
>stand up
>blood rushes to my head
>pass out
ah yes, such is life in poostralia