/brit/

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cara

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grime doesnt bay

BrOTHERHOOD innit

plymouth is actually an alright place

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charli 2bh

>>69951472
this 2bh

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rose

gewoon bram > POWER GAP > your favourite artist
this is NOT an opinion, this is fact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAP_snOOFnk

IN YOUR HEAAAD
IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY&index=1&list=WL

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*oxidatively inserts into Pd(0) complex*

WAHEY

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Cheeky depression session lads

>>69951472
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What's even the point

Grime is shit

>>69951502
>>69951515
>>69951472
wouldn't mind nobbing any of these three in their fannies

The one thought that shoots through my mind after a fap is 'why would I ever want a gf?'

Imagine being able to deal with your sexual needs whenever you want to. Why would you want your satisfaction to be dictated by another person?

Mental

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s double u

looking at british cities/towns on street view

everything looks so shit and grim. why would you live outside of London

>>69951562
>rose
>fanny
ahem

>>69951569
You can still wank and have a gf

Business idea: beef jerky but not so fucking expensive

>>69951569
spotted the virgin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".

>>69951552
p o r t a d o w n
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>>69951580
live in chelsea or kensington eh?

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Got dayme
https://youtu.be/5h3rCFqW8KE

>>69951454
>discarda
>middle class
yeah this bloke sounds really posh
https://youtu.be/V42SRFiezDg
rorke showing himself up again

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>>69951472
need to sniff her fanny

>>69951589
she has one and you can't prove otherwise fuck off

>>69951590
Yes, but now your standard for sexual satisfaction is raised to 'have sex with the gf'. Would you think it normal or even acceptable for a guy with a girlfriend to wank instead of having sex with her?

>>69951607
Far from it m8, for vigins sex is be-all-end-all

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>>69951553
better?

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gf sent me this lads

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me in the middle

>>69951663
Not a fan of fake tits and she's hiding some pretty heavy features under that cake on her face

>>69951472
Tha fuck were u?
Place was a mess without you.

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https://youtu.be/ACAvBBMb6BM

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would rinse her knob honestly

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>>discarda
>>middle class
>yeah this bloke sounds really posh
>https://youtu.be/V42SRFiezDg
>rorke showing himself up again

Give me an anime as good as Legend of Galactic Heroes.

I've already seen Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Dragon Ball and One Piece.

>>69951671
1>2>3

rose would be significantly more desirable if she actually had a penis

>>69951703
on the road to becoming a normie

I'm actually watching grime as we speak
>theres just something horrificly fascinating about it

>>69951737
cowboy bebop

>>69951636
Seems like a fat bloke with a learning disability

https://youtu.be/WcEdG6fCdr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7wuAoR7wLo

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>>69951750
Let's get started again

>>69951799
imagine being this girl's father

>feel a shit coming on
>Go to the bathroom
>someone's got into the bath without asking if anyone needs in first
Ah yes, love shitting myself.

>>69951799
nonce

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how can you not think that Rose is the most beautiful woman in all of history

>>69951833
hmmm yes your housemates should clear absolutely everything with you first

entitled cunt

>>69951737
Gurren Lagann.

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Really doing a ponder

>>69951799
She thinks she has more arse than she actually does desu

>>69951857
She's nice but I'm not a fan of her penis

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>>69951857
you're this lad from the comments on >her vids aren't you

>>69951663
You creepy weirdo

>>69951873
They fucking should if they're about to occupy the toilet for 40+ minutes.

>>69951902
nope, don't have a schmoogle account

>>69951833
I thought the toilet in the bathroom was a meme.

>>69951857
because she couldnt even fit the ram in the right slot

eating milk and bikkies lads

>>69951881
Conservative benders still have a wife and kids but get their negholes pozzed in secret so it pushes the average up desu

>>69951808
not got this far before since coming down desu

>>69951891
reposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFWHdj0qH0

>>69951737
There's something new out weebs are creaming themselves over. Fucked if I know names. I like mononoke and ghost in the shell
My mate is full on Anime and he says Fairytale is the best shit. You didn't mention that so there you go.

>>69951932
Where the fuck else are you supposed to put it? A fucking cubby hole?

>>69951671
>those ridiculous veneers

for what purpose

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NEED a fascist gf

>>69951737
the one i watched with samurais and loads of instrumental hip hop

>>69951986
think frogs put them in a separate room to the sink and bath and stuff. like a poo cupboard.

>>69951932
Normal set up is a toilet downstairs then upstairs a toilet and shower in one room

>there are people right now on /brit/ who rate millie b over soph aspin

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NEED a qt physics gf

>>69951999
Samurai Champloo?

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>>69951881

>>69951778
pretty much what he is
man got bodied by jaykae in the dungeon real talk

>>69952037
>g

m8

>>69952043
yeeee its still the only one i watched to this day

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>>69951990
>fascist

>>69951989
Yanks are conditioned from birth by ((them)) to only accept the whitest teeth, ((they)) in turn dominate the dentistry field in many key areas

It's a master piece

really REALLY don't want to go back to uni today and see my house mates lads

Why are girls so impressionable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK3MYlHvdOg

lads can I sleep in a field with just a sleeping bag

>>69952111
Enjoy the dew ya fuck

>>69951999
As long as it isn't grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPDP1mcfCQI

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YIDS YIDS YIDS YIDS

>>69952097
do people actually listen to music like that

>>69952111
If you're okay with dying, sure.

reckon its about time I washed this kimono. fucking thing stinks to high heaven

>>69952160
awful

>>69952183
dying from what

>>69952160
eating pills in daylight
okay if you're beautiful..

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>kimono

>>69952160
>dissing grime
>posts THAT
oh how I am howling

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>>69952068
>tooth indoctrination
>litigation culture
>banks too big to fail
>circucision at birth
>billions in aid every year

>when you realise it's 100% true

>>69952160
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>>69952240
A Brit sayin diss
What country are you in?

>>69952280
What you posted is what we call Eurotrash mate

what are good takeaways to get?

remember my dad talking about how back in the navy they kept giving the yanks shit for pearl harbour hahahahahaha

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the gf

>>69952017
Think Millie B is a bit more rough than Soph, I like it desu

that Stormy guy looks about 50

>>69952308
Chinese is the best by far

>>69952308
the thai place down the road from me is nice

>>69952298
too white for you?
feels bad mang

>>69952379
no it's just rhythmless noisey garbage for gamer kids

if you want an example of a brit club banger I can show you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqWjUWGYFA

>big narstie

absolute state of that guy

>>69952325
stormzy or storming?

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I think I'll get back into video games

I haven't played them for years

What's a good video game?

>>69952433
TF2

Doom

>>69952363
what do u order

>>69952366
what part of britain m8

>>69952433
euro truck simulator 2

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post slags lmao

>>69952433
spore

>>69952433
Halo

>>69952415
the one with the red adidas coat

>>69952433
>>69952446
farming sim too

>>69952433
theyre all shite and will only frustrate you

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>>69952463
ok

>>69952449
screaming

*giggles from within your walls*

>>69952490
HEAVY

>>69952445
>what part of britain m8
twickenham

It's always the same 30-50 slag pictures that get posted

SICK and fucking TIRED of it

>>69952433
sonic 2

My parents finally brought up the fact I am still yet to have had a GF, and still am a virgin at nearly 30 years old.


I told them how far gone I am, and that I can't just get a GF like an 20 year old could, because at at nearly 30 I am expected to have my shit together. They sort of just half-ass agreed with me and said I should try finding a GF online, someone who is introverted like me. Then I told them that doesn't exist and if it does they're probably morbidly obese. They let it go and just finished off with "don't give up hope just yet, there's plenty of women out there"
I don't have any relationship experience, I have nobody to go out with, I don't even know how to talk to people outside of formal situations. I can't relate to anyone. Beginning to feel like shit all the time now, lost interest in my old hobbies. Struggling to keep up with the gym despite having lifted for nearly a decade now, lacking motivation to do anything.


Now that my parents finally brought this up with me after never speaking about it, I feel even more sad and hopeless.

Don't even know what to do anymore besides just exist for the sake of existing.

I feel like a lost cause /pol/, I don't even care about SJWs or Muslims or Trump anymore, I've just lost interest in society in general.

Sad times.

>>69952433
dota 2

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>>69952512
have this one

>>69952532
Shan't be reading this, you couldn't even be bothered changing the board

>>69952433
The Sims 3

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>>69952534

>>69952507
ok ill be there in 8 h 9 min (602.2 km) via M40

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>>69952490
those are some real baps

>>69952532
meditate and become a monk

>>69952442
the new doom or the older dooms?

>>69952446
>>69952480
>>69952559
these seem a bit too boring

>>69952526
played that back in the 90s

>>69952534
isn't that the game that's infested with russians?

>>69952562
the absolute state of singsing

>>69952532
whats so important about having a gf?

>>69952532
Become a catholic priest, so you'll get paid for being a virgin.

>>69952544
fwg

>>69952581
sim games are addictive

try red alert 2

>>69952581
>isn't that the game that's infested with russians?
all mildly competitive games are
they're mostly utter dogshit

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doing a listen

live with a hard-leftist law student with a bit of a superiority problem lads

had a few interesting run ins already, mostly bite my tongue but shan't do so forever

in other news *unzips dickers*

howz 'is? yeah?

>>69952595
You're here to reproduce. Everything else is secondary.

>>69952606
The only reason to become a Catholic priest in this day and age is to fiddle the altar boys.

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>>69952642

>>69952581
the new Doom. It's the best game of 2016 IMO, was a surprise too because they weren't even pushing it that hard.

>>69952638
ummmm.... debatable sweetie :) lol.....???

>>69952638
doesn't seem relevant to the discussion at hand. i suggest you pull your beak out, frog.

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>You're here to reproduce. Everything else is secondary.

reckon i just start laying in to this phoney commie chick on facebook lads?

would fucking belt her but dont want to be one of the political spastics (you all)

ARE YOU GONNA MAKE NOISE?

TO THE SOUND OF THE RUDEBOOOOOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tmPdmlDn88&feature=youtu.be

cooking bacon and sausages x

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>walks towards you

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bought some of this.

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>>69952532

Me in 3 years

>Dating British girls

Seriously hope you guys don't do this, wait until you try eastern european girls

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>>69952754
>looks at you

want to wank you all off, collect the cum in a bowl and then guzzle it down in one big gulp x

>>69952757
Want a British pakistani gf 2bh

>netherlands
>france
>austria
>cyprus
>croatia
>ireland

>'''''''''''''/brit/'''''''''''

>>69952731
*scampers away raccoon-like with my sacks of golden coins*

>>69952719
subtitles?

>>69952664
might give that a try then
looks alright
cheers

>>69952757
too boring and aloof

>british "peope"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dpbNjK4i60

>>69952819
>Jeremy Kyle
Shan't be watching one second of this drivel

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>>69952819
>"peope"

>>69952685
Reproduction implies seduction. If you're shit and can't attract girls, you're not going to be very happy. And anon here isn't happy because he's still a virgin. Sex in itself is not an issue, anyone could get a prostitute, what hurts is that he fails to attract.
We still have instincts and urges.

im here

hows it foing?

Just had a protein shake, about to head to the gym but my bum feels like it's going to explode, don't want to strain myself because I think i'll shit myself x

>>69952819
>peope

haha you fucked it giovanni

>>69952785
been posting here for so long now i probably apply for citizenship now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84By07VKfxg

>>69952836
i made this image

>>69952873
I saved it

how tall is turtlem'

>>69952819
LOVE it when a girl is so fat you can't tell they're pregnant

>posts about being a 30 year old virgin
>he's from /pol/
every time haha

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non-brits get the fuck out

>>69952785
diev et mon droit
I'm also entitled to dutch threads. Just can't speak dutch

the cool kids never outright rejected me and were fairly nice in passing maybe i should have tried sitting with them at lunch

>>69952879
he's lying. i made it actually.

>>69952907
Gypsy

>>69952883
Tramp

>>69952867
and thief

>>69952932
no you didnt dont reply to me again

just got back from a walk round my neighborhood lads haha

>watching late 90s trance videos

how did I listen to this shit back in the day?

>>69952954
*replies to you again*

>>69952961
MD?

>>69952960
surprised u came out alive

am i executing the rorke meme properly lads

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>>69952971
this is an image

quite fond of Hitler's idea of 6 months of either building roads or military service for male youth to strengthen the body and kinship with the nation

would teach you swinging NEET nerds a thing or to

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>>69952907
sorry but paris is ours now

>>69952991
want to suck a fart out her arse 2bh

stop bullying turtlemong

he's a nice guy

>>69953008
no it wouldn't

>>69952961
post some

have some spare oats lads

>>69952991
Jesus

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>>69952991

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>carafags are infatuated with a retard who can't tell the difference between france and the netherlands
r0tf

theory: turtlemong is phimosis aussie

>>69953028
no he's not he bullies me

>>69953032
on what grounds

when have you ever been subjected to such discipline, authority, labour and comradery?

fuck u nerdboy

>>69953059
tricep?

eating raw pork mince

haven't been here in yonks

who's turtlemong? is it L*ca?

>>69953083
Whatever it is, it's disgusting.

>>69953076
you deserve it

>>69953011
I messaged her on xbox but she never messaged back

*enters the therad
*got shoved off the thread

How do I protect myself from a hard Brexit lads?

>>>/pol/107206860

Going to drink at least two litres of water today lads.

THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL

>>69953069
phimosislad is a fatty. turtlemong is a skeletal femboy

>>69953120
:(

>>69953112
I'm gay so i agree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5SBGIrINA

Jeremy Kyle speaks the T R U T H against DISGUSTING racist!!

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>>69953110

>>69953124
*bum rushes you with the brexit lads and rips your pockets out and pulls your shoes off while your struggling on the ground*

>>69953130
/pol/ and those who browse it are waste 2bh

>>69952819
no surrender the peope's a bender

>>69953110
turtlemong is a tinder user who wears a turtleneck on dates
i think he's from sydney

>the crumbling city of city

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>>69953101
good lad

>>69953155
Looking up your dna test lad?

>>69953170
i just went looking for it after the text was posted here

>>69953124
soft brexit is gonna be really shit. still have to accept freedom of movement, EU law, European Court of Justice, only we will have ZERO input into any of it. hard brexit is the only way we can secure the freedom, democracy and security that we voted for.

t. corbynista lexitite

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when did the whole of youtube collectively realize they're all fucking depressed?

>>69953156
really like his hair here tbf, much better than his bowl cut

cheer up L**a :), tense faces are uninviting

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knew it was too good to be true :(

>do a DNA test
>turns out I'm a mixture of Irish and northern german with a bit of french and danish

woah

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>>69953228

>>69951486
quite like this post

>>69953228
ah yes, women

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I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?


www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2713004-To-complain-to-the-zoo-about-the-wanking-monkeys


HOWLING

surely masturbation must be so much more satisfying if youre homosexual

>>69951486
underrated

>>69953173
>>69953215
>>69953225
list all the aussie personalities and state which one you are
if you're a nobody then why
>ed
>jordan knight
>tim who likes thin socks
>turtlemong
>philmo (shut in virgin twat)

>>69953228
Demanding proof that this is your convo

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what does DS2 mean

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Serious question:

Would you want your daughter dating someone like you? (hypothetical, doubt any of you cunts are parents)

>>69953317
ed is the best desu

off into town lads

want owt?

>>69953343
dark souls 2

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>>69953317
>ed

>>69953330
just trust me
why would I lie

>>69953343
deep space 2

>>69953343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlbZc40Jy0

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>>69953278
it will never get built, amber heard is going to seduce and marry Elon Musk and then divorce him and take all of his money. and he will fall for it because he is autistic

>>69953351
No because I'm a loser

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*fires up the fake news*
ah yes

>>69953357
cornetto

*enters thread on horseback*

>>69953351
yeah

i'm a great catch

>>69953343
dark souls 2

>>69953357
one tights gf please

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>>69953317
>shut in virgin twat

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>>69953380
betas get what they deserve

SHES STILL SWINGING OVER AND OVER IN MY HEAD

@69953359
@69953377
@69953378
@69953399
no

look
>>69953303

got an itchy snatch

*stops you*
*forces you to pay the /brit/ toll of one (you)*

>>69953436
Thanks for the (You) lad :3

>>69953407
don't like you desu
you ruin australians reputation

>>69953357
pack of space raiders and one chinese gf please

>>69953436
dark souls 2

>>69953351
no because im mental haha

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Fat paki here, AMA

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>>69953495

>>69953509
will you require two seats on the plane we send you back on?

you got to to search for the hero inside yourself

really want to grab phimosis, pin him down and rag his foreskin back.

>>69953509
Imagine licking the smegma off his cock

hnnnnnggg

humans are not horses

>>69953317
I'm a generic anonymous poster, no more no less

>>69953550
fuck off janny you fat sack of shit

>>69953533
would quite like this oriental lass to volley me in the knackers I have to say

>>69953482
there's another poster who says some pathetic things but he's not a poosonality

>>69953550
is that kaitlyn

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the goal

>>69953156
still crying with laughter at that raised eyebrow

>>69953596
>european numberplate
i see what you did there

>>69953317
I'm Thin Socks Tim aka Kik poster
Mostly last year

jordan knight is the most handsome poster in /brit/

anyone who disagrees is a nerd with weak character and shoulders

>>69953378
dark souls games always look like they're a bit shit but in a really entertaining way
2 especially

>>69953553
that would be extremely painful

would you rather be 10% richer and see the rich get 50% richer

or 5% poorer but have the rich be 15% poorer?

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Dairy Milk now being made in Poland

DROPPED

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4120596/Choc-horror-Favourite-Dairy-Milk-bars-Poland-Cadbury-s-American-owner-breaks-key-promise-continue-production-Bournville.html

>>69953550
4235

>>69953625
are Mags did nothing wrong

harry the north again I say

>>69953621
Never played any. Only watched. Seems frustrating af

Approval / Disapproval ratings of...
T. May: 40 / 29
J. Corbyn: 21 / 48
T. Farron: 17 / 31
P. Nuttall: 11 / 33
(via Opinium / 10 - 12 Jan)

>>69953659
maggie saved britain

>>69953216
>Freedom

But our government is way worse than the EU when it comes to personal freedom.

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>>69953578
who doesnt

>>69953625
first one and then convince them to invest a pyramid scheme for apartments in bulgaria

>>69953625
I would rather be 33.3% poorer and see the rich get 100% poorer

Been quite enjoying Battlefront 1

>>69953216
screaming at your delusion

>>69953625
I could handle 5% poorer.

where exactly do you discover these so called hobbies

>>69953731
Impossible

>>69952463
1,2

>>69952490
1,2

>>69953550
3,4,1,5,2

business idea: egalitarian technocratic meritocracy

>>69953741
Been enjoying your gf's pussy whilst you've been stuck in front of the TV

>>69953771
*Liquidates the aristocracy*

>>69953216
>Hard Brexit

how do you want your economy senpai?

giz a snog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP9vNPtmvDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcqwq1fnHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD0eMYxlu6Q

*does a breggsit*

can i bum a fag?

reckon everything should be illegal. everything

>>69953800
Business Idea:

JUST FUCK OFF

>>69953813
No one cares other than bankers.

>>69953864
>>69953864