The Mechanic edition
any NEETman in?
GRIME'D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.
It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".
>>69949597
Dads out earning a wage.
paying an oriental lass to volley me in the knackers
ol' 'cide
>be 5'8 with a 6" penis
>girls generally think I'm 5'11 with an 8" penis
girls are retards
>>69949597
>no father to be found
>>69949633
Grime is only in there because the awards were forced to be more diverse
The award is useless now, you cringe middle class white kid
>>69949632
SELLY OAK MENTIONED
took this photo today
>>69949661
>>69949647
>all those mixed race babies
what do you expect
>>69949633
>grime
>black brits pretending to be black americans
cringe desu
reposting
>>69949216
This is why people generally don't invest in index funds because they're scared
Do the following for me
http://www.helpfulcalculators.com/compound-interest-calculator
Put in say an initial deposit of 5k and then 1k a month after that for 30 years, with a rate of 10% and take a look at the graph
You can't buy directly from vanguard unless you have 100k so if you need a site then use Cavendish Online or Charles Stanley Direct, both have same fees and are the lowest about
Do you own research into the best fund to buy, it could be many funds or just a single one
Think about it as a "invest and forget" scheme, you don't want to be pulling the money out as soon as something bad looks like it's gonna happen, there will be crashes but over a long period of time it will increase massively because of compound interest, this is a long term save for retirement type thing
You don't want to put 50k in there all at once, research pound cost averaging
>>69949642
she wasn't attractive, she was autistic and also like 6ft and most men don't like giantesses
>tfw unironically have an 11" willy
most girls don't like it desu i've been turned down countless times because "it's too big" and the ones that did begrudgingly take it complained that it hurt really bad
>>69949671
I'm working class you bellend don't reply to me ever again
>>69949677
>having reading comprehension this poor
You got a double digit IQ la'?
>>69949706
>she wasn't attractive
She was.
>>69949597
ah yes of course they're all mixed race babies
>>69949675
border of your runt farm?
if girls wear heels to the club then i don't see why manlets should be shamed for wearing shoes with lifts
>>69949675
alri turtlemong
post IMG_0216
>>69949672
thanks mate, genuinely quite helpful
Do you think we'll ever get another British comedy series that comes close to matching it /tv/?
inb4 some chino-wearing, 18 year old window licker says The Office or Peep Show
would a Chinese girl kick me in the balls in the street for cash? any experiences with this sort of thing?
>>69949758
only fools and horses was shit
>>69949748
not as nice
don't get all this dirty dossier tripe
can some clever lad dumb it down for me
>>69949642
>committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
typical womeme
>>69949760
You don't need to take your ball busting fantasies public lad
>>69949758
>the batman episode
>>69949694
grime is literally the opposite of that, it's quintissentially british
you're thinking of UK hip hop/trap/drill etc etc
>>69949773
'sheed
>>69949758
albert>grandad
hated when grandad was on screen, looked so rotten and ill
cheated on the gf again lads
imagine an unshaven wojak with a coffee cup attached
>>69949720
The fathers are working to pay for their beautiful children. Why they weren't there for the photo.
My god, people are so critical.
got my session booked with princess chelsea for 2pm lads. literally cannot wait.
>>69949758
HE FELL OVER THE BAR
>>69949784
why don't you do modelling
>>69949811
>sample music
>has big booming bass to it
>talk over it about how good you are at talking over it
Yeah mate it just American rap done in London accent, they even call themselves niggaz and call the police the feds. It's honestly embarrassing
>>69949695
>pound cost averaging
>buying shares when they are low and buying less when they are high
wow, why didn't I think of this? sounds like a genius strategy LMFAO
>>69949784
why would you take this
post 0204
>>69949806
don't want to risk getting done for soliciting
I can just play it off as a joke if I just ask a girl in the street
>>69949811
grime is literally a shitty knockoff of trap with an accent
>>69949773
cringing for you
>>69949877
It's not about strategically investing, it's just putting in your money over an extended period of time so you will usually end up with more for your money and the prices will vary over that period of time
Mong
>>69949872
dumb rorke
>>69949842
I don't look like one and I'm short
>>69949878
because it's ugly but in an interesting way
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>>69949916
Paki slag
>>69949872
you could trivialise any music genre like trhat
>>69949926
Not an argument.
>thinking about asking a girl out
>have 2 wanks because I thought it was me just being horny
>still want to ask her out post wank
ahhhh fuck this never happens
Will they actually do it the absolute nutters
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/15/philip-hammond-suggests-uk-outside-single-market-could-become-tax-haven
>>69949597
>wagies itt are paying for these kids
>>69949916
>ywn take Charlie roughly from behind and spaff raw inside her in exchange for a few lines of sniff
why even exist
>>69949961
hope so
netherlands will block it though
>>69949858
a used one from craiglist ?
>>69949969
woops meant to say "in a club toilet" as well
>Simon Carley-Pocock
>Poocock
>>69949828
wojak is a virgin
>not at all like american hip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
Fucking lol
>>69949961
i don't think most people understand what a "tax haven" is. Apart from our deals with apple and google, the vast majority are paying the normal rate of corporate tax
low taxes =/= tax haven
just filmed this on Lewisham high street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE-_6FaJc0A&feature=youtu.be
>>69949952
nut up
>>69950027
FOY
>>69950007
>white British male expat to a country where the age of consent is 12
>turns out to be a gay nonce
shocking
>>69950007
>poocock
>literally fucking shitskin up the shitter
Worse than Sheila Dik-in-shit
https://youtu.be/4gHGqy5o0VQ
>>69950058
Could you rephrase the question
>>69949900
no its not you mong
its just UK trap gets wrongly labelled as grime
https://youtu.be/fSJDJ2H8J-g
https://youtu.be/H5cgg-r644g
>>69950084
ask her out
>when people who know nothing about grime talk about grime
crease
go back to listening to your EDM remixes of the beatles
>>69950119
Scared
if you listen to blacks from London doing fast swears over a drumbeat you need to neck yourself 2bqh
>>69949811
>it's quintissentially british
No.
Ska is British, triphop, northern soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8OA9JTuHGw
grime is what happens in a stagnant pool.
>>69949928
>because it's ugly but in an interesting way
bit like you then wahey
*audience bursts in laughter*
only pakis listen to grime
>>69950132
everything about this post is shit
>grime
>>69950132
>anyone who chats shit about grime just doesn't know grime
solid argument
>>69949940
No you really can't, country and Jazz are actually enitrley different as are soul and rock and hip hop. Grime is just American hip hop with a london accent.
>>69950156
>that fucking raised eyebrow
CREASEEEEE
>>69950146
about what?
>>69950132
you're a chubby white 19 year old
don't pretend you're black
the utter shite that pakis and nogs listen to
getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>grime
translation:
>im a middle-class uni wanker who recently discovered skepta and other assorted shit-tier black music. im so cool now!
Why do people on /brit/ with gfs act as if they're the only people in the world with a partner?
>>69950168
when people reduce it to US hip-hop with an accent and trap music then clearly they don't
>>69950192
>you have to be black to listen to grime
ah yes, you also have to be black to listen to blues, jazz, rock n roll I assume?
>>69950202
doing a listen of some good white folk music rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggP4aH13_M
>>69950191
Dunno what to do, how to act, etc.
>>69950202
It's most middle class white southerners desu
>>69950192
grime is a working class genre, not a black genre
the top black mcs in the scene said it themselves
>>69950245
just dont bother. you're a lost cause.
my life is slowly spiralling into disrepair and I'm not doing anything about it
>>69950237
they don't actually have girlfriends. they just want you to think they aren't virgin oddballs
can't tell whether turtlemong is a teenager or in his late 20s.
*folds over Daily Mail*
ERM.. "GRIME" MUSIC IS FOR WRONGUNS AND COLOUREDS
*listens to Kano's 'This is England'*
haha yeah I love grime I'm an expert actually
Is the increase in non-white births in this country going to cause a major problem in a few years where you just have generations of people who aren't white?
>>69950276
t-thanks you too
>>69950278
Start fixing it IMMEDIATELY
You do not want to end up where I am
>>69950287
>>69950155
grime is the modern day version of punk/ska
me and my dad have had this conversation many times
>>69950244
would quite like all them girls to volley me in the knackers
nobody here actually listens to grime right? it's all ironic posting?
>>69950267
>grime is a working class genre
No it isn't at all, you thick nigger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce
>>69950190
my face just looks like that
Can't say I particularly even listen to grime but people who hate it because it's made by blacks are a bit silly
>>69950325
one can only hope
Ah yes, it's a middle-class Surrey pasty babby defends nigger chanting episode
>>69950331
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/for_the_nonce
work tomorrow
>>69950245
just ask her to do something together sometime
act like it's not a big deal
>>69950325
I love listening to black people talk over music about how good they are at talking over music
got told i look like an old 19 year old or a really young 25 year old
didn't know how to respond
did a fluorescent wee lads
>>69950165
>>69950202
pakis don't even listen to grime you muppets
I've been to grime raves and the audience is 80%+ white
>>69950331
Was doing a presentation about some crypto at work and made a joke about a nonce being a random number and not Jimmy Saville in this case and people burst out laughing haha
>>69950335
I hate it because it's horrible sounding shite for teenage idiots
Is the Mercedes S class the perfect car lads?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/5ldool/20_things_that_are_true_about_me/
good thread
no. 9 and 15 are my personal favourites
>>69950388
Do what though
>>69950400
so 20% nonwhite? that's loads unless you're in london
pakis everywhere
>I've been to grime raves
the absolute STATE
>I've been to grime raves
>call the police feds
>call each other nigger
>talk over music about how good you are at talking over music
>wear tracksuits
>not at all like american hip hop
>>69950442
In Birmingham
and I still didn't see any pakis there
>>69950323
Tricky was punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZJTM03UByU
>>69950285
judging by his particular flavour of pretentious insecure narcissism he's probably in his late teens/early 20s.
he'll soon look back at all the photos he's taken of himself doing the same faux-sullen face, wearing the same bland clothes, and realise he's a bit of a twat and hopefully grow up.
>>69950430
Mazda MX5 or Porsche 918
>>69950430
t. Deano
>>69950400
>I've been to grime raves
neck yourself
>>69950441
hangout / grab lunch whatever you want
>>69950400
>I've been to grime raves
commit pooicide
>>69950323
prefer punk and ska tbqh
>>69950464
>In Birmingham
lmao fuck off paki
>grime raves
>I've been to grime raves
>>69950484
>stirner meme
go back to shitting up /leftypol/
>>69950480
but he looks quite old in some pics
what the hell is /leftypol/? there is no such board
>>69950437
>One time my crush and I were going to a party together. Another guy going was a kid who had bullied me for two years so bad I wanted to quit college, and occasionally contemplated suicide. At this party, I was so excited to be with my crush I was ready to bury the hatchett and pretend he had never made my life hell, even though he never apologized. At the party, my crush and my bully made out on the sofa I was sitting on. Then they went off to have sex. I drank a lot and wandered back to my room to cry.
actually feel kinda bad for the guy haha
>>69950458
yanks don't even wear tracksuits
listen to yourself
>>69950488
>Deano with an S class
FOY
>>69950480
perceptive post
>>69950545
cripplechan
>>69950532
then he's an ultra-wanker if he stills acts like that at that age
>sevar emirg
just came home from di grime rave
>>69950464
>waiting in Birmingham new street for 2 hours because of train delays
>feels like I'm in Palestine
>a local denies they see any at all
>>69950545
8gag board
im pretty sure its dead as fuck
SO OBVIOUSLY YE SHE GIVE MAN UCK TILL I PASS OUT YE... DEAD, BARE ALLOW IT SENPAI
>he's never been innarave at a grotty London grime dungeon
haven't lived Tbh
>tfw you take a bump of chaz as Gigg's sings "half of the crowd's all snorting my charlie"
>I've been to grime raves
>white lads who listen to grime
really pathetic if i'm honest
dreamt i posted my face on /brit/ and i became a meme about ugly men
>>69950554
Deano drives a C class
He aspires to an S class although will never have one
hello you cunt
>rap
>grime
Ah yes
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
LAMBORGHINI
NIGGA LAMBORGHINI
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
PUSSY LAMBO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
LAMBO
Where's my award
>>69950585
it's well active actually, we just recently managed to get a shoutout by sponsoring richard d wolffe
I'm 22
>>69950605
alri
>leaving every penny you have to the sugar baby mistress you used to drain your ballsack in and absolutely nothing for your children
Dunno why I find this hilarious but it just is. Imagine knowing that your dad just loved smashing this lass so much that he decided she deserved all his money over you: his own kids.
Why do they say feds lads? I UK doesn't have a federal government, is it that they just heard it in American rap and copied it?
>>69950609
/brit/ awards nomination goes to this nonce tbqh
i'm 27 haha
>>69950583
The point was that even in a paki filled city there was still none in the grime rave
rorke seems to think pakis listen to grime when they don't and there's literally not 1 paki of relevance in the grime scene
>>69950611
do one you commie runtoid
>>69950611
>we
fuck off
>>69950624
it's quite reasonable to assume they were all cunts
>>69950630
uhm yea++®
>>69950624
fucking lol
>the structure of rap music was invented by a white man hundreds of years ago
>the best rapper in existence is white (eminem)
niggers really cannot do anything on their own can they
just pushed a poo out so hard I'm seeing stars
ah yes the rorkes are triggered
weed molly lean yeahhh wooo I'm a yank
>>69950672
>n-word
Edgy
>why yes i do enjoy listening to blacks in london larp as yanks
>>69950672
>the structure of rap music was invented by a white man hundreds of years ago
Fair
>the best rapper in existence is white (eminem)
Fuck off granddad
>>69950675
alri sheed/berg/jamal
>>69950700
FOY
>>69950609
dats dry mandem
>>69949642
She probably had repressed memories of child abuse that manifested in her fear of intimacy
>>69950672
>eminem
>>69950708
literally zero out of 3 of those things
>>69950611
what do people even discuss on it? Most of /pol/ is just memes
literally nothing wrong with grime raves
bet you rorkes don't even leave the house
I'm looking for T. Mong. A Mr. T. Mong. Are you here?
>>69950624
Maybe they're cunts and he hated them.
In waterstones desu
Love a comfy hour browsing a bookstore
All the girls working here are nerdy qts too
>"grime"? nay milady, such tones are more suited for the ears of those less educated in the field of music and sound. I spend my evenings listening to Bach or Beethoven as I complete crossword #53 in my Bumper Book of Crosswords that my dowdy wife Deirdre purchased for me as a Christmas present. Of course, if I am penning a letter to Radio 4, or indeed making a complaint to Ofcom about the cheekiness of Homes Under The Hammer presenter Martin Roberts then something more "up tempo" is required, and the rompa-pom of Freddy Mercury's 'Queen' fill my humble abode - much to the dismay of my poor neighbours!!
Is this grime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFbBlpDTfQ
>>69950765
wagwaan
>>69950647
>rorke
triggered reddit tier tard is a birmingham paki what a shocker
>>69950630
British blacks stole all their culture (including the prevalent gang crime) from America
really wish jellybean had never gotten fat desu
really want to become a grime star lads. reckon I'm better than all those imbeciles on Flava etc. their shit is whack I'm telling you
>>69950749
most of it is just sectarian cancer, rorke stupidity, laughing at reddit and screaming "read a fucking book"
niggas be actually listening to j cole
>>"grime"? nay milady, such tones are more suited for the ears of those less educated in the field of music and sound. I spend my evenings listening to Bach or Beethoven as I complete crossword #53 in my Bumper Book of Crosswords that my dowdy wife Deirdre purchased for me as a Christmas present. Of course, if I am penning a letter to Radio 4, or indeed making a complaint to Ofcom about the cheekiness of Homes Under The Hammer presenter Martin Roberts then something more "up tempo" is required, and the rompa-pom of Freddy Mercury's 'Queen' fill my humble abode - much to the dismay of my poor neighbours!!
so fuck the world feed it beans
>>69950624
they look like a right gaggle of cunts
absolute banter merchant for that
Got a TON of porn lined up whoo haha
Grime is quintessentially British
Wish I hadn't watched a video of a little girl hanging herself
>I go "out"
The only people who listen to grime are middle class white kids who have never met a single black person in their lives
>if you're not a comically pathetic middle-class twerp who enjoys shit-tier black music then you're rorke recluse
haha fucking triggered or what.
grime is bourgeois
>>69950780
>>69950822
Lookie all that
lol just b urself bro its easy
I only listen to blackpool grime
>>69950837
Yeah I can't deal with videos like that anymore, closed it as soon as I realised what was happening
porn is for runts with calcified pineal glands. i wank exclusively to my mental imagery. that way, the sky is the limit in regards to my bizarre fetishes and preferences
>>69949773
this 2bh
>calcified
>>69950842
Some accuracy here
rorke's going fucking bonkers itt
>>69950806
???
>>69950789
umm you seem the triggered one not me pal
did you forget to take your rorke pills this morning?
>>69950788
how is it being a manlet on the 'der? Do you tell the gyals before meeting up? have any reacted poorly?
People can talk shit about multiculturalism but without it we wouldn't have grime
Grime is for low IQ plebs
/brit/ is now a cancer infested by stupid fucking retarded normies who listen to shit like grime
What the fuck has happened?
Been here 3 years and this place was fine and suddenly after 1 summer it gets super fucking cancerous with all sorts of filth and dogshit
Fuck off back to ladbibe you complete fucking boring useless cunts
>>69950909
>can't into apostrophes
Not My Comrade
Black people cringe when they see white people enjoying grime
rasheed is going to be on here all day screeching about rorkes again
Are Murdloch Murdoch dare I say it, our guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-TdHAVGQH4
People can defend multiculturalism but without it we wouldn't have crime
>>69950939
I don't list my height but I've never had a bad reaction
no one's ever even mentioned it
>>69950842
Partly accurate
>only
'no'
I'm a working class white lad and have a couple black mates in my social group
mostly listen to punk rock desu
>>69950952
i agree, been here since 2013 and this place got shite all of a suddenly. underages and normies everywhere
>>69950952
time to leave mate, /brit/ has passed you by. /r9k/ might be more your speed
xx
>>69950952
Too many people under 23 in here
what happens here?
>>69950958
my grammar was totally correct mate
>rorke's going fucking bonkers itt
>rorke is going fucking bonkers itt
the gf
>>69950985
I do tbf
>grime-benders are at it again.
grime is shit. no one cares that you think you're cool for listening to crappy music. stop harping on about it all day.
>>69950971
dempsey wasn't it? actually wasn't terrible at it, it was weird.
sounds like the housemates are about to launch into an argument
>>69950952
/brit/ was always a normie general
>>69950952
don't let the door hit you on the way out sweatie :) x
absolutely love arses lads
>>69950985
i like that as long as its not depressioncore
Grime is fucking dogshit
>>69951032
I saw it in kick! Mag once as a kid
>>69950968
aight
>>69951056
>irish
>loves bus
the bf is coming over later ;) x
Imagine a pasty skinny fat white guy from Hampshire going to work and asking people if they've heard the latest grime tune. LMAO
>>69951075
Match > Kick!
>>69950952
course of the rest of 4chan if i'm honest, it's all gone to shit since the start of the US election and all that's left is nostalgia. still pissed after they banned desktop threads from /g/
>>69951056
>>69951056
>love arses
>says the small girl is better than the big girl
nigga wut
all have you to do is make one cheeky post about grime and the rorkes explode for the whole thread
why can't rorke handle the banter? someone get the lad a tissue
>>69951089
>a vibrant expression of south london life
>>69951056
wew
Glad I'm gay.
>>69951089
the absolute state of them
>>69951088
>bf
>>69951111
Nice DNA vessel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI
the cultural appropriation in this video is off the charts. police are on their way as we speak
>>69951101
I think I read both I don't remember very well
>>69951113
british people should only listen to classical music or Oasis according to rorke
what a funny old world he lives in
>this grime bellend ramping up the damage control
lel
>this rasheed absolutely losing his shit over rorkes
Almost bought a terry eagleton book
>>69951112
bigger =/= better
>>69951111
feel quite attracted, sexually, to this woman and would enjoy putting my willy inside her
>>69951113
>>69951156
could have tried to make the samefagging less obvious mate
wonder what flag icons they'll use when california secedes from the US
>>69951166
>paki driving
couldn't make it up
>>69951201
a penis going into a mans arsehole
southerners
>ooi moyt lissun too dis fakkin noice groyme treck me n mah fakkin moytes mohammed nd jamal think its a roite choon
ah yes, white grime fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6GSvYXnjME
>>69951184
it's the same cunt that literally spends 10-12 hours on here getting really fucking mad when you shit on pakis, multiculturalism, niggers, grime, bbc, etc.
>>69951167
>>69951169
>i-i wasn't crying and getting all sensitive because a man left his house to go to a music event
>i-it was all that rasheed haha pakis amiright lads?
southern english are nigger tier
>northerners can't grim-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0
I like black lads like jimmy hendricks so I'm not racialist but grime is embrassingly awful garbage
>>69951166
>uk reg
>big sexx
>>69951218
why do you think southerners talk like how americans think british people speak?
>>69951145
Cultural reset. No race traitors. /int/ approved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujo65bBRQ4I
>>69951218
genuinely screaming at this one
Still haven't bought work clothes for tomorrow. Wonder if it would be easier just being dead.
>>69951258
2bh mate you're the only one crying around here.
Wait so if you don't like grime you're a racist now?
>>69951182
>feel quite attracted, sexually, to this woman and would enjoy putting my willy inside her
what did he mean by this
London pakis utterly BTFO
'filth and dogshit'
*illegally enters into /brit/*
>>69951272
>garbage
FOY
>literally samefagging so you can pretend your shitty music has more fans
haha jfc
>4 of the 5 best male nominations at the brits are black
Lol
bit of 'sic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KGtUJNFeVU
my grime track was rejected by the station for being only 48 seconds long and having egregious overuse of the term 'wankbag'
Out of this thread
This isn't even /brit/ anymore, what is this utter fucking shithole
>>69951184
>>69951254
try again hun x
>>69951354
wasn't
don't need to prove myself to any shut in rorke
>people have different musical tastes to me!
utter children
>>69951056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NFWHdj0qH0
rorke's gone nuclear
he cannot fathom that people enjoy music
rorke! haha you nutter mate!
>>69951384
easily falsified
>>69951384
horrific font rendering, never post scrot again
Just got back to so called university
>>69951254
Yes, I remember him.
He only comes on /brit/ to argue with people. He was going mad when someone slagged off the Babestation bints the other night.
>>69951282
Smells like fresh Slavic oxygen
>>69951434
definitely care
Listening to this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR8-b6pftEA&index=2&list=PLhIwhNQef1R__8zRSPX4AiN-IPi0TpnS2
>playing the race card because people are bored of you posting about shit music
Poor persecuted wog
really don't want to go back to uni today lads