/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

>>69947362
do you know any other languages /cum/? you can't have those 3rd world shitholes knowing more than you, right?

>>69947419
I've been casually studying a bit of Russian.

All I really know are the general sounds of the letters and some words. It lets me convert moon runes into our characters which has been handy.

>>69947419
I speak english and some french besides german.
I tried to get into spanish to move to south america if shit hits the fan, but I'm now trying to learn italian instead.

>>69947496
Isn't Italy fucked up too?

With your English any anglo country could work moving wise. I think the US is just the hardest one to get to.

>>69947577
Italy is better than germany for sure. Italian is more of a muh heritage thing, and I generally like the country and the people. I mean I could risk it and move to south tyrol, but I want to be better than the people that make me rage here.

>>69947714
Understandable. Are people that insufferable in Germany because of its history? Hopefully things improve in your country. With any luck the elections coming up over there and the ones happening around Europe will change things up somewhat.

The Germans who move here are some of the nicest people I've met. The culture bits they share seem interesting too. One German family friend has some carved mask from some sort of pagan-like festival he celebrated back home. I'm not sure if that was a wildly celebrated thing or just a local thing for where he grew up.

>>69947977
I really don't know, I've been extremely patriotic etc. but growing up I feel like the country changed for the worse.
I mean I have friends here, I always lived here etc. this is my home, but it doesn't really feel like it anymore, not only the refugee shit that had an influence on it, but it started even earlier. I've been one of those guys who'd say fuck the US, the people are so ignorant and such things only to realize that we aren't any better. Going to the US changed my view in general, I know that they have some problems too, I can't explain it, it just felt like the country would fit better to me.
Germans are okay people, maybe I'm the problem, but they are ignorant, arrogant and somewhat proud about it, which is annoying. I can't really understand the way people seem to think here nowdays.

Why are inbred Americans stronger than Germanic Aryan race??

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>>69947054
To become an ascetic cause lack of self-control has been the source of nearly all problems throughout my life.
I'm going insane because of it. My weakness and my hatred of my weakness have left me suspended in a bitter, never-ending cycle of introspection and self-loathing. My conscience relentlessly beats me down whenever I go against it/fail to consult it before being taken by old, self-destructive habits.
Still attempting to carry on with some new year goals I've set. I've made some progress but often stall since it's hard for me to tell whether I'm doing well at times. Tapered down/ceased usage of a few drugs I used to self-medicate pre-existing & life-damning issues like insomnia and dysphoria. These past few months I've had severe withdrawals + prolonged withdrawal symptoms. I'm prone to worse depression, insomnia etc. and it's easy to give into the thought that I'd be better off relapsing, "Anything to not feel so miserable and trapped inside my head with these hellish thoughts."
Excuse the blogpost, I'm just fucked. Derealization, depersonalization, lack of sleep and social-isolation have made a trainwreck out of me. Life has been too much to keep up with, I can barely tend to my simple responsibilities anymore. It also blows that I've been incapable of foreign-language study, that's my passion & I made the goal to learn basic Latin before 2016 ended.

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felicity

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>>69948259
anzu

>>69948358
does anzu ever reveal her body?

i imagine she'd look like a holocaust victim naked

>>69948188
I wouldn't say it's something wrong with you. When your community self destructs and people congratulate themselves over it you end up as a straight man in a crooked world scenario.

If you do end up moving just make sure it's something you want. It would suck to pick up and leave and just end up unhappy anyways.

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>>69948490
no she does not, this is as lewd as she gets

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>>69948220
you should work on the social isolation part. I dealt with that most of my life but made a few good friends recently out of luck. i haven't had suicidal thoughts or as extreme depression since then.

I still have no self confidence and hate myself, but you've got to start somewhere.

wake the fuck up /cu/nts

>>69948649
i never went to sleep

>>69948509
>and just end up unhappy anyways.
At the moment I feel like I wouldn't miss germany anymore. I sometimes think that's kind of sad, I ended up like the people I look down upon, eventhough my reasons are different. I used to miss Las Vegas a lot even though people constantly told me it was a shit hole and I mean the city is just play pretend in general, but I felt like this place was just fine for me, just like a lot of parts of california were okay to me, but I know that things might look different if you aren't just a tourist and actually have to live and work in the US and there would be my first problem. The working culture seems fucked up, of course I don't want to neet, but it seems like the employers tread their workers like shit and force them to work like crazy. I can't judge Canada, I've never been there. For italy, I know they have troubles with their economy, they have immigrants, because all the africans strand there, but I feel like the society is more conservative and values similar things like me, for example family etc. which seems to lose its value here.
I constantly here the people around me bitch about their parents and how they want to move out asap, but I don't. Of course I sometimes have conflicts with the members of my familiy, but there's nothing more important to me than them.

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wake jup

>nap for a bit
>end up sleep pooing

glad i had the diaper on

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>check my fagbook because I'm bored
>some fact page about Hitler shows up on my feed
>the comment section is filled with poo-in-loos defending Hitler

What the fuck is India's deal?

>Tfw got Beats by Dre
time to slay some pussy

>>69949686
Hitler didn't like britain and neither did the indians. he also used the swastika. I think that's about it.

>>69949783
kys my man

By killing 4chan I will save you all

>>69949917
i'd literally die without 4chan how is that saving me

*guzzles urine*

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>>69950121
i like that webm

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>>69948579
My best friend recently returned from uni and is taking a break for a few months. We've met a few times since, and it's definitely been a relief from my usual routine, but I've had to force myself to message him. Just yesterday I was caught between the guilt of procrastination and a hard time messaging him so I could get out of the house and escape sitting around feeling ashamed all day. I never brought myself to message him or stop procrastinating. Hopefully I can overcome that inhibition at least once this week, I'll try.

>I still have no self confidence and hate myself, but you've got to start somewhere.
I'm making efforts. I think the stress of setting expectations for myself and being unable to meet them has been delaying my recovery. I'm in no position to keep up with my nagging responsibilities when finding the will to get out of bed in the morning is a trial in itself. I need to let go for a while, take things slow/easy & focus on allowing my brain to recover, but I know I'd just be more guilt-ridden, feeling like I've completely failed myself & my family for not trying anymore.
I hate myself too, like no other. I go nuts just seeing my reflection. I can't stop putting myself down in my head. Often times when I fuck up, I'll get a song stuck in my head & I'm powerless to stop it from playing on repeat, pounding at my skull. It seems audible at times, then I criticize myself for being a pathetic nutcase.
This song often resounds. It's motivational for my situation, I suppose that's why it terrorizes me when I fuck up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH5-fZmCWwU
Thanks for listening. I'll go sit in the shower for an hour or two now in hopes of relaxing.

>Social isolation
just watch anime and pretend they're real
you idiot

>>69950439
I know it's hard, but just write the people you care abou or that are usefull from time to time. Most people don't really know that it takes a lot of you and they won't start talking shit. If you lack a reason to start a conversation, just write them on events like their birthday, or wish them a merry christmas. I know it's not that easy, but it's worth it in the end. Been meeting friends some times even when I really didn't feel like it, but in the end I felt a little better.
I still wonder though, how many people would actually show up if I died.

well, im gonna go back to sleep

hopefully i don't sleep poo again

wish me luck

>>69950808
good night.

Actually - this thread title is pretty funny :D

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do you agree with 2016man?
personally I think this is a symptom of deeper loss of ethics in politics.

>>69951446
Hawaiian pizza is pretty good. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

>>69951446
He's out of his mind now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njU4pROL9rM

>>69951731
>Bragging about not doing something
Reddit is pathetic

>>69951514
this

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This is SO important right now, such a powerful statement to end the first black presidency...especially when you take in to consideration what's gonna happen in 5 days...

Why am I so attracted to depressed girls

>>69952234
ur depressed and hope they'll understand?

>>69952234
Their depression humanises them and makes them seem obtainable.

being banned from a single board for 3 days or being banned from all boards for 1 day, what do you prefer?

>>69952234
you want to mindbreak them into submission

>>69952341
>getting banned
who gives a shi - oh wait haha non-dynamic IP fags still browse this board

>>69952377
poo dubs of truth

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>anzu thread deleted
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>69952557
worse autism than anime avatarposting tbph

>>69952577
fick dich

I had a dream about being naked in front of a girl. It was so scary I woke up

>>69952736
should have let her succ the dicc

I like going on /adv/ and writing really long bullshit stories for (you)s

>>69952882
okay i'll try doing that

>>69952882
>implying you won't end writing a sob story you hope to get serious advice on but it is so pathetic in all its honesty that people will think you're taking the piss and ignore your thread pushing you one step closer to suicide

>>69953000
is that what happened to you buddy?

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Thicc

>>69953073
yeah haha i was just projecting

now go back to /adv/ and sob some more bud

>>69953000
I try to write really creative stories so that people are enticed to read them and reply. For example, I wrote a story from the perspective of a guy who was convinced a girl was following him (but wasn't). It's no fun to write the same story twice.
the point is i'm getting pretty good at being genuine and realistic and leading people to the conclusion about my "character" (since none of the stories are actually true) that I have in mind without blowing my cover.

And I've been doing this for years. I just keep getting better. All for (You)'s

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>>69953142
if thicc is what you want, thicc is what you get hombre

>>69953142
>>69953210
fatties

>>69953142
>girl that is clearly too dumb to drink water
>somehow this is supposed to be "sexy"

>>69953159
I like writing stories from the perspective of an asshole who everyone hates. But people easily see through the bullshit once I start saying things like "I'm smart but lazy".

>>69953142
It looks like she pissed herself

>>69953157
k

>>69953272
Go through every sentence and put yourself in the position of your audience. I always need to read through once or twice and cut out/rewrite red flags or odd statements.
Obviously it helps if you've consumed a ton of fiction.

AAAAAAHHHHH I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS

literally been just sleeping all day for the past 7 days

Why do I always get rock-hard just complimenting girls?

For the first time in my life, I've had the courage to flirt with a girl, and she's a genuinely kind person. Every time I give her a compliment, I get rock-hard, and I don't know why. I don't even have sexual thoughts around her, but I still feel those fuzzy warm feelings inside just telling her "you're pretty" and watching her blush.

I don't get it.
How the hell am I getting off on calling her nice names?

>>69953703
you're just excited

>>69953746
Thanks, Dr. Müller

I was on the FB page of some fat old German dude with a Thai wife and now I constantly get ads for mail order bride sites lmao

look at those pathetic shits


fb (punctuation mark) com/AsiaDreamPartnervermittlung

wtf is up with the anti spam filter jesus christ

>>69954698
The Zucc's wife is Chinese.
There's your problem

>>69954831
>tfw I will never be worth 7 billion and have a Chinky wife who will be eternally loyal due to my wealth

would get a hot one tho
Shit I could probably land a TV show in Taiwan looking for a wife with good looks and sexy feet and they'd air it prime time with that money

>>69953703
Used to happen to me in my first year of high school
it goes away

I've never told a girl that though

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bruh they know anyway, you can always spot a hard dick through the pants.

when I had the big titted Taiwanese over for the first time and she came out of the shower wearing just a top and I could see them nips (her tits didn't look that big under the sweater) I got a lil stiff one going and she deliberately put her feet on my lap when we were watching a movie later to tease me. little did she know what she had done, so obviously it turned rock solid.
end of the story i succed.

also if your bitch ain't 100 years old you ain't swaggin on a hunnit

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I am a gay transsexual binary lesbian worm-kin

My stand, Pointless Shitpost, is the best in the world

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>>69955492
No! My stand is pepe le frog!

>>69947419
Deatsch was my first language and I know a tiny bit of Latin.

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Tfw you find your algorithms textbook online

>day 3 of Dunkin Donuts
>I still don't know how to make a mocha or latte

>>69955651
you might be mentally retarded

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what should i get from wendys?

>>69955607
kill yourself

>>69955705
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>69955705
nothing, go to the grocery store and buy some carrots

>>69955705
Spicy chicken

>>69955705

Spicy chicken sandwich

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>>69955733
>and a large soda.
*Diet soda

gotta watch my calories

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>>69955758
>>69955775

have you guys had the spicy sriracha chicken sandwich yet? It's fucking glorious

>>69955779
Memes aside the bacon fries look good.

>>69955705
the chef's 9 inch dick

>>69955887
oh. ok. I don't think that's available but I'll ask

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Anime

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>>69955841
>sriracha

p100 taste but why the fuck would you put in on a sandwich

>>69955705
the 4 for 4s are a p good deal desu

>>69955955
sriracha mayo is the goat sandwich sauce

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>>69955841

Yes, I have

It truly is amazing

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>>69955955
>>69955955
Because it's good. It's not straight sriracha. They add mayo (I think) to it

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>>69956002
>poor people

thanks. I'll keep that in mind

>>69956086
I don't eat at wendys after working there because I know how disgusting it is first hand
I just know that people ordered those the most

>>69956158
One of my friends that used to work their says the chili is made of the burgers they couldn't sell the previous day

>>69956294
It's true
I learned it from this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uexb3BKZNJI

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Did I fuck up lads?

>>69956450
funny /brit/ meme feel free to repost any time
high quality content

>>69956008
>>69956033
Sounds like a weird combo but will try it out, thanks lads

>2nd nightmare of the week about screwing up a test or forgetting to show up for class

Uni hasn't even started yet..

>>69956647
grow a nutsac lol

>>69952234
It makes it seem realistic to achieve them. You scared of a challenge

>>69956450
You're a fucking idiot m8, Jesus Christ.

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>have belly inflation/foodstuffing fetish
>skyping pretty girl
>just overate
>tell her I ate so much I look pregnant
>Ooh! Let me see! she says
>mfw

>>69956926
so you get off on yourself getting fat?

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>>69956835
>>69956915
why are you shitting up our board? fuck off

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*Does a trick*

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>>69957382
*Sucks ur dick*

>i come into /cum/
>it immediately dies

Typical.

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>>69957382
>>69957444

I don't want to leave apartment but there's nothing in wide world for me outside.

>>69957528
This video gets me every time.

>>69957631
To clarify, if I stay in I will go mad for not being out.

You'd think wuropoors would remember how to move 20 ton blocks into a circle. Literally african tier.

>>69957670
go for a walk around the block

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>>69957685

Every day I park my bicycle at the dumpsters. Every day it feels as if the bastards in the five hundred thousand dollar condos are looking down on me as I do so and as I walk into my shitty apartment block afterward.

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going to wendy's. Wish me luck

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good afternoon /cum/

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>>69958128
Hello chile

I wonder if my life would be a lot better if I had a girlfriend
or a female friend, even

>>69958128
good afternoon bitch nigga

>Flips unironically eat this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ayaAzSajg

What are your thoughts?
Should have kept them a colony.

>guys
>guys
>o leary is our trump guys
>really
http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/senate-seats-for-sale-o-leary-says-he-d-consider-it-1.3240864
why are our left and right candidates always special needs?

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>>69958128
Holy shit, I never knew South America was so far too the right.

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who can relate?

>>69958428
Not me :(

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Good friend of mine from school died yesterday.

Why does god take the kindest and most gentle people.

>>69958428
Maybe when I was in high school.

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>>69958513
>God
Psh... God doesnt exist

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>>69958513
>Good friend of mine from school died yesterday.
lucky

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where should I go friends

>>69958723
taiwan

>>69958723
Austin

>>69957635
whats the context

>>69958723
University of Texas at Austin or California Polytechnic (idk why they misspelled it) State University.

>>69958850
cuckolding
le big black dicks maymay

>>69958723
Austin

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I'm back from work, /cum/

>>69958513
>Why does god take the kindest and most gentle people.
Because this world is a vile abomination that shows no mercy towards the kindest and most gentle people

>>69959010
how was your shift at red lobster?

>>69959010
get the hell back to work you grimy slug

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>>69959010
>working on the Lord's day
reevaluate your priorities

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>>69959261
the tithe aint gonna pay itself

>>69959010
Was it good?

>>69959056
:^(

>>69958242
Appetite: gone

I'm not trying to sound like an AnCap meme, but I would mix the food wastes with hydrogen peroxide before dumping it to prevent human raccoons from rummaging through my garbage.

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>>69959368
Pretty sure I was doing something wrong unknowingly and my boss was probably so mad that he got one of his mini-mes to come redirect me politely and gently. I think I'm gonna get called by one of my super bosses soon.

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>>69958513
One of my best friends from Elementary school died last year, OD'd. He became unbearable stoner in highschool so we drifted away but it was weird to see him laying their dead at the wake as I thought to myself we were once just hanging out as kids, it was hard to talk to his parents too

>>69959623
Ruh-oh. It's okay anon, we all make mistakes.

>>69959667
Sucks to hear. I saw a vid of my bud singing and playing guitar this morning and had to turn it off because it just hurt to watch.
Also I'm glad people saved that image.

>>69958513
>Why does god take the kindest and most gentle people.

explains why you're still alive, asshole

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>>69959831
Hehehe

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Name a worse province than New Brunswick, don't worry, I'll wait.

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>>69960080
whats a province

>>69958513
2 of mine have hung themselves since we finished school

both developed hard drug problems and I guess they just couldn't do it anymore.

Couple more still have hard drug problems and are still going, won't be surprised when I get that call again.

sucks but thats how it is

>>69960080
Manitoba.

What did I win?

>>69960168
>>69959667
>>69958513
fuck is wrong with you guyses social circle

>>69960080
Ontario, literally what even goes on in New Brunswick

>>69960236
I grew up in a fairly nice suburban area, too. These kids weren't from the ghetto by any means.

>>69960401
So maybe the US society is toxic after all

>>69960168
Yeah, shit sucks. You want to help but ultimately can't. I had a dude I knew, sort of friend, OD just a few months before this and now this guy suddenly and hearbreakingly is gone too. I'm young man this shit isn't supposed to start happening for another decade or two.

>>69960236
As a musician who makes friends with mostly musicians, most if not all of us deal with drugs, depression, and are huge assholes.
Shit happens. This last summer a frontman of a band I knew got hit by a fucking semi.

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>>69960463
>As a musician
so you're that basscuck

>>69960432
Think it has a lot more to do with the US being flooded with cheap "heroin" that's actually just Fentanyl being produced in bulk by the cartels and sold for next to nothing. They're calling it an epidemic and since it's not actually heroin every entry level junkie that takes what they think is a normal dose ends up having a massive overdose with a quick onset.

Saw a guy drop in a gas station parking lot and OD a while back. He walked in when I did, was fine until he got to the register to pay for his drink, suddenly couldn't manage to deal with the cashier, walked outside, got to a car, and just dropped trying to open the door. Hauled him off in an ambulance.

>>69960524
Yee, and you're the shitty cringe-kraut no one really likes.

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>>69960740
umm, are you sure about that bud

nightcrawler was fucked up

>>69960932
Gyllenhaal was so good in it though

who's gonna watch the new M. Night Shalamalazam

>>69960932
Nightcrawler was a solid enjoyable movie, wasnt really that fucked up though compared to other films out there 2bh

>>69960932
Yeah but it was p good. Better than a lot of Gyllenhaals movies.

wish we had trader joe's here

>>69961008
>and in the end they're all just living in a national park but the guys really dead and the aliens are really demons
So deep brah

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>>69961044
you have aldis lololololll

>>69961008
>M Night

It's like you want to waste your time and money.

>>69961072
dont shit talk aldis

gonna cook up a sick ass meatloaf now buds

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>>69961207
can't spell aldis without aids

On Friday Jan. 13th I began to notice ARP (Address Resolution Protocol) Attacks coming in on my personal network. I kept researching and tracking and this is an Extremely Dangerous Attack. I keep finding the hack in Windstream Networks but have found it just about everywhere in my town. Even at the POLICE STATION!!! No one is safe. Use xArp in Windows 7,8Etc. to track him. Netcut will not work!!! I'm tracking and containing him from attacking me but I need help!!! I cant protect the internet alone!!! Anonymous where are you!! In any case the ENTIRE NET could be compromised so get off your asses and quit talking about useless tech specs (Debian Sucks By the Way and Apple can suck a Dick). Everything is hackable believe me. If someone could get on the deep web and post this as well I think it would help. Good Luck to everyone out there we are under ATTACK!!!!!!!

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What do you guys think about the quebc charter of values?

It was a proposed ban on "ostentatious religious symbols" by our nationalist provincial party but they lost the election and it never came about

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I'm reading some bullshit about how a guy is wrong for breaking up with his girlfriend over her sending nudes to multiple people, because she's free to do whatever she likes with her body

Gas these people and get it over with tbaqhwyl

>>69958513
I wish I was Your friend

>>69961503
Not a bad step but they should have just banned all Muslims

gonna cook up a hot steaming plate of my sister's ass later

>>69961503
I think it's retarded to band clothing items due to religious symbolism but America was founded on that.
The problem is when you use them in a gang-like manner to hurt people but America was founded on that so idk.

>>69961503
I'm pretty sure France has the same thing, they're doing it just to copy them I suppose

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About to take a shower.

Ask me something

>>69961569
It banned all overt religious symbolism on government employees. It had nothing to do with muslims specifically.

But part of the law was that you couldn't receive or give government services while your face is covered.
>>69961639
>>69961646
France has a burqa ban. This would ban large crosses and turbans and kippas alongside burqas.

>>69961649
has your brother had his yet?

>>69961702
Yeah, but burqas should be banned because they're useless outside of the middle east (because no sand flying around and shit), and a safety hazard.

>>69961702
>France has a burqa ban. This would ban large crosses and turbans and kippas alongside burqas.
It's more extensive than this and extends to all religions, you arent allowed to wear crosses in any public buildings or schools

People who were burqas don't deserve rights.

getting sick

what are some ways to stave off sickness

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>>69961702
Here you go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_law_on_secularity_and_conspicuous_religious_symbols_in_schools

Quebec literally just wants to copy France in every way

>>69961937
drink bleach

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>>69961723
I'm not at my parents' house anymore so I don't know

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What's on the tape?

*forcibly makes you wear burqua*
You my slave now

>>69961986
htiler

>>69961986
hours of shitlib celebs crying

>>69961937
Poo a lot

>>69947419
I am fluent in english, french, and near fluent in portuguese. I can converse a bit in every Latin language.

I also speak a creole of french, english and mikmaq.

>>69961986
Girl who plays Hillary on SNL went to my highschool

>>69961937
If you have any soup around the house or ingredients to at least make a broth of sorts, that might help. Or even something as simple as toast.

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gonna play xcom 2

any canadian or mexican soldiers i get will be sent to their deaths immediately

>>69962121
>Sends Canadian and Mexican troops to their death

>End up winning engagements and becoming MVP on the team.

>>69962121
MAN THE THING THAT APPEARS FROM THE GROUND IS FUCKING ANNOYING HOW WAS IT CALLED?
IN XCOM 1 IT WALKED A SHITTON FAST AND YOU NEEDED A SPECAIL ARMOR TO NOT GET ONE KIT K.0

http://www.strawpoll.me/12115702

http://www.strawpoll.me/12115702

http://www.strawpoll.me/12115702

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Why are Mexicans so patriotic?

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I'm out of the shower

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Going to movies with a friend later

>>69962812
What movie?

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>>69962773
glad to hear you survived

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>>69962894
Thank you for the concern

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>mfw a tankie existed near me

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Why do people give so much shit to outies? They're pretty too.

>>69962960
>Toronto
Ewww

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>>69962987
>Tankies

Guys I had an awful hangover yesterday and I haven't eaten for close to 40 hours now. When will my body forgive me for what I've done?

>>69962832
Bye bye man

>>69963044
Was it good?

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>>69963040
keep drinking

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test

>>69962640
Mexicans are cool as fuck. Deep culture and history, and despite all their troubles their country has they're still proud. Good on them. Viva la Mexico!

>>69963105
I don't even want to look at another beer. Or even watch people drink.

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>>69962981
why is victoria justice soo much better than this bimbo in every single way?

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>>69963113
it's working, pedro

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>>69963241
yes, i thought i was banned (again)

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>>69963366
good. save this thread

>>69963044
Never heard of it

>>69963366
yo what does "nuera" mean?

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>>69963587
i have to go shopping then i gonna watch NFL with a friend

What underwear should I buy? I haven't bought underwear in 6 years.

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>>69963850
just free ball it

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>>69963801
daughter in law

>tfw no monster tits boobs

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>>69963915
meant to say
>monster tit gf
also emily

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>this is a chilean news network

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>>69963915
>>69964053
stacked

>>69964112
translation for burgers

Engima resolved: Homer's car revealed!

>>69964260
so, uh, what's the make and model of his car?

>clickbait on /cum/

>>69963850
Meundies. They're expensive but if you buy underwear every 6 years they might as well be comfortable.

>>69964329
MODEL: Plymouth Junkerolla de 1986

YEAR:Chrysler en 1928

If that was the case we can say that the creators inspired themelves with the Plymouth Reliant, which was produced between 1981 and 1989,

>>69961051
For a second I thought demons was mormons and I was so confused.

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>>69964444
>$20 pair of boxers

sheeiiit.

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>>69964112
>this is a chilean woman
unfortunately not mine though. Do chileans generally look similar to her?
>inb4 this photo of that bearded girl that is from brazil if it's posted by a brazilian or from argentina when posted by an argentinian

>>69964647
dunno come eres and you'll know

>>69964818
I'd do it but I don't have much money atm and I don't speak spanish, but that's the smaller problem.

OMG so ashamed to be Canadian rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDG5_Zp_jw

>>69964986
Dude had every right to do what he did. What a dumb bitch in the video.

>>69964986
kiss my ass bitch!

LMAO

really hope this legend doesnt lose his job

>>69964986
Bitch btfo

>>69965175
>>69965276
>>69965287
you guys are a-holes

>>69964986
why are they upset? Compared to german bus dirvers he's relatively nice.
I had a few that were close to chimp out, others were just dicks in general.

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>>69965311
She attempted to pay with foreign currency, which is not accepted on the TTC. He did his job.

>>69964934
Search puerto varas

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>tfw singing opera really loud and badly
>tfw turn around and my sister let herself in and brought two of her friends to bring me along for lunch.
>I said wait outside for a second I gotta change
>I can hear their laughter

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>>69965434
that looks pretty nice. I think the flights would just be expensive as fuck, but I haven't looked for one so far. One of my friends is an extreme south americaboo, so I could take him with me.

>>69965591
http://vocaroo.com/

>>69965403
>all these fucking retards in the comments saying he should have given her the change back

have they never been on the bus?

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>>69965640
I can't I'm to bashful

>>69964986
TTC drivers aren't supposed to challenge customers over fares.

>>69965735
yeah the official policy is for the STM but some drivers are hard asses

if they wont let me on i just ignore them and walk into the bus, there are never inspectors

This place is full of maple syrup scum

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Forst for Latinas

>>69965924
but maple syrup is tasty

>>69965918
>being a fare-evading nigger

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>>69965924
>maple syrup scum

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>>69965979
Holy mother of god

>>69965979
That's disgusting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

Spooky

>>69947362
sup /cum/ can you feed me attention for a while??

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>mfw rise of the right
:^')

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>>69965924
>maple syrup scum

>>69965989
i was a fare evader until they extended the student rate for students older than 18

it went from 55 to 96 so that was unacceptable
its 66 now so i started paying again.

>>69966152
>Has: Cats

lel

>>69966153
Sup

>Canada: Maple Syrup
>USA: High Fructose Corn Syrup
>Mexico: Sugar

>>69966266
>>Mexico: Sugar

Mexican coca cola is god tier

>>69966153
Tell me about the Rif region. My senpai is from there and none of us look Maghrebi.

It's hard to explain to people why I have a Morrocan last name, parents have accents but yet I look white.

I undertand they speak language and are of Berber origin

>>69947362
Can you post hunger games winners? I wasnt here yesterday ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOS09aicdM

>when a Taiwanese sees the light

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>honkies

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>>69966406

>>69966447
Made me think really hard

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>>69966447
Don't post this evil here

>>69966447
This is so retarded. Why do sluts keep fantasizing about becoming sluts because someone they don't like has power? No one wants to fuck your fat ass because you keep acting like a slut. Stop being a slut.

>>69966447
what?

>>69966549
cis white male spotted

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>>69966447

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>crackers

>>69966406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_65GN2npGs

Made me want to post this

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>>69966254
i have a test tueday and then another one in wednsday
i have to study about a 700 papers book
what do?
>>69966351
riffianras are just a bunch of mountain-niggers , their main trait is that they are xenophobe, a big time , they have that pack mindeset where they rather hangout with each other , align with each other ...
they are by far the most hated ethnecity by the men incharge of our country and there is an idea going with the riffian youths about declaring indepandance from morocco

>>69966611
I want you to know that I appreciate your digits

>>69966575
WHAT revolution?
There is no revolution. It's just a bunch of insane retards being retarded because they're retarded retards.

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>>69966678
shut up mayoape your time is coming

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>>69966634
>what do?

Procrastinate