/brit/

suicide

piss balls

haven't done a slep yet

don't know if I should even bother now when I have to get up early tomorrow

nth for Canada > USA

>>69945797
Kek

who else here /drinkingfromthesun/?

cara

can't help but feel i'm a bit odd for making it into my 20s without ever being on a date

shagged for first time on thursday, wasnt as good as i expected tbqh

is dutch caralad still a thing?

got the ol' yellow fever so bad I'd rather go out with a 4/10 oriental lass than a 10/10 white one

anyone else get this?

>>69945857
everyone's first time is always shit

important thing is you lost the ol' 'ginity

Day 2 of being hungover. Off to work soon, not a fan

>>69945840
Nowadays peeps have drunken sex at a houseparty, then they have a date sometime in the future

>>69945878
lord's day, 'sheed

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>working on a sunday

ISHYGDDT

>>69945878
>work on a wednesday
bender

>>69945878
this is why i don't drink

>>69945878
>2 day hangover

Do you not drink water?

>>69945882
don't think ive ever been to a proper houseparty

controversial opinion alert: the best way to combat radical islam is by not being afraid of it :D

>>69945873
shagged her 7 times from thursday to saturday. only came 6 times and her vag kept pulling my foreskin back to the point of pain lmao

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>>69945912

casual sex is gross and those who partake in it have STI's

>>69945878

fuck off alcoholic

>>69945912
I'm not afraid, I'm rationally cautious.

>working on the sabbath

oy...

is it good if your mucus is turning green

>>69945948
v. good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVmldpYnFzw
Klingons are actually lads.

>>69945903
I drink alcohol lad that's why it's day 2

drunk drivers have killed entire families, and walked away relatively unscathed from the accident, and then are set free a mere 10-15 years later, or less, free to live a normal life.

why is this allowed?

life is fully of misery and shocking unfairness

business idea: marry a Chinese peasant girl with the body of a 12 year old boy

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Good morning everyone!

Hope you all have a good day!

>>69945989
10-15 years is a long time

>>69945999
business idea: marry a Chinese peasant boy with the body of a 12 year old who legally changed his gender to female and is dressed up like a girl

>>69946001
Fuck off cunt.

>>69945989
manslaughter is a less severe crime than murder

>>69945989
because forcing someone to spend 10-15 years of their youth is worse than death

>>69946017
Also their insurance will skyrocket when they get out of prison

>>69945989

> 10-15 years
> mere

nigga how long do you need to rehabilitate a drunk driver? smfh

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Lads, have you ever wondered what normal people would think about people who collect random images from imageboards on their hard drive?

>>69946053
>rehabilitate

European meme to "rehabilitate" criminals. Justice, as crude as it may be, in the absence of God, to be various forms of "an eye for an eye."

is it true that brits inject tea?

>>69946070
Is that a subtle request to show off folder size?

>>69946029
hmm might be on to something there but I can't imagine there would be much difference

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

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>tfw no vintage bike

>>69946077
LE TEAAAA XD

THE QUEEN DOCTOR WHOOOO SHERLOCK!!! XddDDD

guy i don't know sent me these pics of my gf
http://i.imgur.com/aTMSXIr.png

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>awake 4 minutes
>eaten 1,800 caloires

>>69946102
fat bitch

>>69946065
the state of anglo countries

>>69946074
i feel like most so-called "criminals" could be rehabilitated, but a few are probs too far gone and NEED to be locked away for the safety of society.

>>69946102
v nice chebbage

might make some bovril in a bit

>>69946103
how :O

>>69946100
Looks brand new to me.

>>69946134
vintage-style

if this cat doesn't stop meowing at me i might have to play with him

>>69946118
think it might be because they're english words and by and large non-anglo cunts don't speak english lad

>>69946065
why does polen hate us so much

reckon some criminals can't be rehabilitated at all and should be shipped off to a shithole desert island

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>>69946088
The feminine penis makes all the difference in the world.

>>69946077
you mean heroin lad

5'8"

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>>69946131

>>69946156
We did that once and look what happened.

controversial opinion: i am not as bad of a poster as people make me out to be

>>69946150

post pics of kot

>>69946125
>criminals" could be rehabilitated, but a few are probs too far gone

You've missed the point. The VAST majority of people who commit crimes have the agency to distinguish between right and wrong.

>>69946151
don't kill yourself please

>>69946156
then they can build nice countries for themselves

6'3

built like a brik house

imagine having yellow fever so bad you'd rather shag a Chinese boy up the arse than a 10/10 white woman hahaha can you imagine that haha

>>69946203
*imagines it*
seems alri

>>69946173
honestly made me vomit

>>69946176

nah I mean like a deserted island, like the pirates did

>100 million sharks are killed every year

what the fuck

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>>69946200

>bubonic plague kills twelve brits a year

hhhsh*t

>>69946230
all chinks

>>69946230
Chinks.

>>69946210
Goodbye *sniffles*

>>69946187

umm, then why doesn't norway have many repeat offenders compared to america, uk, or australia?

>>69946230
It's their fault for being too tasty

Is it gay to date a transgender if they identify, act, dress, and (mostly) look like a woman?

>>69946247
>>69946253
hmm think I know how to get that Chinese gf now

cheers lads

>>69946258
no large presence of minorities

thinking if i should do a coffee poo

>>69946210
posted the video last week and got a few decent (you)s

>>69946258
Ah heck you're right!

Please dont kill yourself

>>69946210
for the best, she wasn't cute enough

>>69946230
you're next lad

>>69946276
Under the law, no.

In reality, yes you closeted poof

>>69946276

physically, yes.

emotionally, no.

>cute girl at work
>finally get her full name so i can look her up on facebook
>closer examination of facebook images reveal that clearly has FAS
>her family is crazy religious evangelical and she attends a nonaccreditted bible college

alas

>>69946276
>Putting your willy anywhere near a tranny

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Omg

>>69946276
>is it gay to date a man even if they act like a woman

hmmm tricky one

>>69946258
Because Norwegians can already be assumed to be in the position to eventually become aware that they are committing moral wrongdoings and also quickly be at the level of wealth to make crime seem unprofitable? Agency and recidivism means nothing here. A poor immigrant with contempt for American society will continue to commit crimes regardless of rehabilitation or punishment because they have the agency to do so and they choose WRONG.

>>69946258
Norway abducts kids.
https://www.rt.com/news/263625-norway-children-welfare-protest/

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I started a fish tank

Rate my favourite fish?

>>69946310
they're a virgin so STDs aren't anything to worry about

>tfw the introvert genes will never die out cause introverted women can still get attractive men

>>69946365
yep that's a fish alright.

>>69946303
>FAS
?

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>>69946303
>cute girl at work
>don't talk to her much as we have varying interests
>right before I leave she asks why I haven't added her on normiebook
>tell her I deleted it ages ago
>hfw

>>69946379
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>69946365
4/10 fish lad. bland.

>>69946301
how is it gay though?

I don't find the penis part attractive

>>69946379
fetal alcohol syndrome
it's when a mother drinks a lot whilst she's pregnant with her child
makes people look weird

>>69946303
is it ever acceptable to make first contact over the net?

>>69945847
That Avalanches track was absolute toss

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Playing with the gf

>>69946365
Seems like a good sole

>>69946379
Foetal alcohol syndrome

>>69946403
>how is it gay though?

It's a man in a skirt who shaves his legs

>>69946407
ugh i want to feel a fanny :(

>>69946365
hope that tank is big enough and hes got some mates

>>69946405
I didn't. I use a throwaway Facebook. I'm not that autistic.

>>69946385
Should have asked for her phone number or Steam account la'.

>>69946407
Need a black gf

>>69946230
good

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>>69946436
She was a minecraft player

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When the neighbors cat gets loose

female - XX chromosome
male - XY chromosome

everything else is a social construct and irrelevant.

>>69946365
is that a dwarf guarami?

used to keep aquariums during my early and mid teens but haven't since
would love to get back into it but am hoping to move within the next couple months

>>69946210
Which one is that?

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>>69946301
>>69946420
being attracted to this is not gay

Someone I vaguely know posted the following

>Today I have the satisfaction of realizing we are in any direction we please. North, south, east, west, that all exists on man-made maps, Earth is always turning and we are both down the road, AND up the road.

Are they retarded?

just realized im a fas baby

>>69946406
Are Avalanches still going?
I remember their scratch shit back early 00s

>>69946282

False.

https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/4vxmta/why_norways_prison_system_is_so_successful/d62k1p2/

>>69946292

Not an argument

>>69946361

apparently a lot of their prisoners are minorities as well

>>69946363

ok 4chan

Ive got acid reflux lads, feels terrible.

How do i make it stop?

Ameridebts

>>69946480
If he has a cock then yes it is

>>69946436
i didn't say you did i was just wondering
i remember adding qties on msn and fb/myspace but then not even bothering to talk to them cause it felt weird first contact being online, but i didn't have a reason to talk to them in real life either

t. tism

>>69946480
more

>>69946497
be shot lol

>>69946492
>ok 4chan
You're not on rebbit now son.

>>69946492
>apparently a lot of their prisoners are minorities as well

Despite that, a quick return to social cohesion is NOT JUSTICE.

>>69946480
I'd rather fuck an actual man 2bh.

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>>69946482
they're woke af

>>69946513
Bit rude :(

>>69946502
hrt cocks are tiny and don't work so they're just like big clits

>>69946482
that sounds like something someone who'd been taking cocaine or ecstasy all night would say. attempting to be profound and meaningful but in the cold light of day just retarded

theory: the alt-right is project chanology for the new generation

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>the world is a sphere

How do yanks born in places like new York, San Francisco etc even afford to live? Are they just born into debt and put everything on credit cards?
Or are 90% of people living in those places not actually born there but are rich enough to have moved there

>>69946535
my testosterone glands are pulsating red hot from that quotation

>>69946492
ah yes the ol' 'dit...

believe it has yet to be considered a reliable source of information

>>69946399
Bad picture

>>69946414
He really is

>>69946429
The tank is nice and big
They do better alone

>>69946538
no really, avoid certain foods, don't smoke, don't drink, drink only still water, always have some gaviscon with you, don't go to bed right after you sleep

Imagine being a professor lads

*walks into class 5 minutes late*

"settle down class"

*class goes silent*

"today we will start with a short exercise. I want you to take out a piece of paper and write an explanation of what is reality and whether an objective reality exists. You have 15 minutes."

*students nervously shuffle through their bags to find paper and a pencil and start scribbling*

*you sit there at your desk checking your email and drinking coffee, occasionally tapping your feet on the ground*

*Look at the clock*

"Alright class time is up, please put your answers on my desk"

>>69946528

> muh justice

primitive ape

>>69946524

i know, but norway isn't a person and neither is 4chan - i thought you'd understand that your post was as retarded as mine but u didn't.

>>69946535
the world isn't a sphere. its an ellipsoid

>>69946471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nondisjunction

check your genetic privilege

>>69946575
let's see your second favourite one lad

>>69946565
If they aren't yuppies or nogs then they live like bohemians almost entirely paycheck to paycheck. Watch MDE Williamsburg Interviews.

>>69946473
Opaline gourami

Dwarf ones get that DG disease and just drop dead randomly so I got one of the bigger ones

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>people will always think you're weird for not having facebook
>people will always think you're weird even if you get facebook because at most you'll only have about 15 friends who are mostly family

there is no winning when it comes to normies

>>69946578
Seems like a lot of work, i think I'll just said it out instead 2bh

>>69946607
just add random people to boost your number, they'll rarely not accept

>>69946571

he posted evidence? just couldn't be f*cked copy and pasting it all here.

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>>69946502
If you're looking at the cock, and that's attractive to you? Yes, that's gay because it's a part of the male anatomy. But this specimen has incredibly feminine features so how is it gay if I want to cum on its tummy?

You think being attracted to feminine looking things is gay? Alright mate.

>>69946512
this one isn't as good desu

I earn a poxy 14.5k but could still afford to go on a spontaneous holiday given a months notice because I do a crazy little thing called saving money and not spending it on stupid shit every week

>>69946592
and? thats just a biological malfunction. an abnormality that proves nothing.

got diarrinky boys x

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hate to find my normiebook posts out in the wild

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>>69946624
i can post evidence of aliens on Mars

>no good photos of myself to have as a profile picture
>looks even more pathetic to have nothing
hmm

Do you think the world would be a better place if 4chan was shut down?

>>69946628
>You think being attracted to feminine looking things is gay? Alright mate.

No, I think being attracted to men is gay.

There's nothing wrong with being gay/bisexual. Not sure whey you're so desperate to rationalise being attracted to someone of your own gender into being straight.

>>69946628
More

>>69946630
lol congratuations you're happy living a sad reptitive existence

>>69946628
but you know its a bloke and you're still attracted to it - which makes you gay. not entirely sure why you keep employing these strange mental gymnastics. you are turned on by men with feminine figures which is homosexual. nothing wrong with it so just admit it.

>>69946643

that's not evidence though is it

it's nothing more than a dumb conspiracy theory

>>69946652
maybe if it was never created, but now its a crutch for mentally unstable so to shut it down would just bring about chaos

>>69946606
are those artificial plants or real?

i love planted tanks desu

>>69946630
deano

>>69946667
>nothing wrong with it

Traps aren't gay 2bh

>>69946587
>i know, but norway isn't a person and neither is 4chan - i thought you'd understand that your post was as retarded as mine but u didn't.
I couldn't care less about Norway lad. You mentioned the place, or someone did and I was reminded of a scandal I saw somewhere else.
Essentially beyond my sphere of influence so don't care.

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>>69946599
Well he's the only big fish i have really
I have him in with a school of neon tetras and harlequins. I like the neon tetras 2nd best

> having a 'book account

font

im a very sad boy

>>69946668
photographic evidence is as good as it gets

>>69946365
thought this image was a poster for alien covenant at first for some reason

Homosexuality is a choice

>>69946630
>get bored of work
>do spontaneous euro trip week after

git gud

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>>69946667
are you straight if you're attracted to this?

>>69946675
One fake the rest are real

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>>69946668

>>69946488
Made a 16yr cumback album

>Theresa May: "UK is prepared to accept hard brexit"

haha

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this man is wearing a dress so that makes it not gay if you want to bum him

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484453993168.webm
Lol

>>69946633
where do trisomal people fit into your spectrum :/

>tfw a hot girl unfriends you but it *could* have been one of those glitches but it would be awkward to add her again straight away cause it means you noticed

>he's not a normie

ahahahahahahhaha oh my life

you didn't believe the >normies reee memes did you? hhahahahahahhaa dear oh dear

>>69946711
it's not in the same way that suffering from major depressive disorder isn't a choice

homosexuality is however a mental illness

would love a gf like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJiUNcIhiM

>>69946754
Being depressed is a choice though, because you can just be happy instead

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>>69946720
>anti-trap fags think fucking this is fine because you know it's a woman

>>69946743
no

it's not gay if they actually look fairly effeminate

>>69946720
im not attracted to masculinity so thats a strawman proposition.

>>69946752
>one of those glitches

They just re-added you because you kicked up a fuss you nonce.

>>69946734
hmm don't remember voting for that lol

>>69946724
nice are those guppies or mollies i see in there as well?

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memes aside, canada's flag is very aesthetic and well designed

There is a difference between men in dresses and traps

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>>69946753

hahah ahaha ahahhaahhaa ahah oh sweet summer child

Update: acid reflux has died down so I'm off to bed

Night lads :)xx

>>69946752
ahhhhhhh yes ahhhhhhhh yes
twas a """"GLITCH"""" that made her unfriend you! of course!
verrry impressive

>>69946745
>What's your name?
>I don't know
>Your father?
>DEAD, IN HABADAHA, AT 11:27 18th OF SEPTEMBER 2016, HE WAS 39
seems legit

>>69946745
not even cute

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I have a fish as well

This one

Writing an article about /brit/ for the Big Issue lads. Currently got Maisie down as the /brit/ approved girl, that'll do won't it?

>>69946790
>cheesestring fish

>>69946790
looks a bit gay

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(((Heterosexuality))) is a choice too.

>>69946731
DJ set outstanding live.
I think so at least.
Flying off my tits at the time.

>>69946761
no you can't

people who suffer from depression don't produce enough serotonin and you cannot simply will your brain into making more serotonin

>>69946790
30L tank?

>>69946774
>>69946786
i know it sounds stupid but it genuinely happens. kept happening with this one girl who had to get her bf to ask people to keep re-adding her

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>>69946799
>maise

>>69946783
>being a normie means women have grim fannies

erm?

>>69946806
But people get depressed all the time, then they get over it. Like when your pet dies or you break up or whatever (I wouldn't know)

>>69946790
put another one in there and watch them fight to the death

been on antidepressants for 8 months and am still depressed
reckon i should just try not being a bit sad instead

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>>69946806
Don't think he was serious there, rorkesheed.

>>69946829
that isn't depression, bellsniff

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Nice fish lads

I still have my 3 retarded bettas in heavily planted homes

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>>69946812
>ah yes twas a glitch not her bf

>>69946818
normies are the pawns of the creatures of the "grim fannies"

i amafraid that we are a different breed and prefer sandwiches with just a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit less meat

>>69946844
Sure it is, you're depressed

>>69946839
>taking antidepressants

idiot

>>69946829
that's not major depressive disorder that's just getting sad when bad things happen which is a normal and healthy emotional response

>>69946851
>implying any abnormie could get within 30 miles of a female without wetting themselves

>>69946856
alri stef

>>69946840
i'm aware but why not discuss it anyway?

>>69946854
'depression' and clinical depression are different things.

english exceptionalism?

>>69946850
she was uggo and he was a chill dude so nah

'amin the good ol' 'ter

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>>69946800
Yeah its cool isn't it

>>69946803
Maybe he is

>>69946809
Not sure about litres
It's a 6 gallon hexagon tank

>>69946835
No i love him

>>69946847
Cute fish lad

>>69946888
Exercise and contact with humans cures depression.
I've been a functional depressive for years.

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Why are English girls so qt

>>69946912
woah dude a buddha that's so... chill

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>im depressed
>i take antidepressants

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>>69946898

>being this naive

They must tell you absolutely anything lad.

>ah yes there are little nymphs that come at night and steal your food / drinks while you sleep so they can offer to the pagan gods.

>>69946915
sounds like you could be living a better life if you sought medical help on top of the positive things you're doing

>>69946920
>girl

I ave some bad news

>>69946926
remember when this cunt stuck a banana up his bum?

>>69946924
Fighting fish are misunderstood and actually very peaceful

nuke sargon of akkad

>>69946951
i remember when he poured hot oil on his dick

>>69946912
i hope you plan to put some plants in there. bit of a cruel existence otherwise (well, more cruel than confining him to a tank his whole life has to be).

>>69946915
i didnt ask.

>>69946920
Croatian grills are way better.
But pretend they're vile like we do ours.
Be pure.

>>69946947
Why are English boys so qt?

Post more traps

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I wish I had the money for a big enough tank and a chiller for it so I could keep some of the fish I catch in an aquarium

I think there's a big overlap between people who have depression and people who just feel shit most of the time because they have no real reason to be happy.

really miss tony blair

>h-hey Amanda it seems we aren't friends on facebook again haha
>oh right... yeah I'll re-add you must be a glitch...

>>69946971
That was the day I got him there is plants in there now :)

>>69946971
>i didnt ask.
Well you're told now.

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>>69946989
;_; we all do

>>69946967
put two males together and they will kill each other

>female friend gets dumped
>gets fat
>gets depressed

many such cases! sad!

i'm a coward and i'm VERY disappointed in myself

>>69946990
>>69946940
jeez alright i get it, i've never added anyone back unless they asked me to anyway

>>69947007
and i already knew so you wasted your e-breath.

>>69947017
who cares we smokin penises no homo

>>69946920
Didn't Rose study physics at uni?

Wonder how many orbiters she had in her class.

>>69946982
Inbreeding gone right

>>69946989
who

>>69946977
I like how English accents sound, very kawaii

>>69947040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78

>>69947022
Kek, add her anyway just to make it awkward for her.

>>69947026
are you so autistic you had to correct the fact it wasn't literal breath he was using?

>>69947040
Ye she got a Bachelor's degree in Physics.

She's 30 years old now or something.

>>69947026
>e-breath
'ddit

>>69947057
this was years ago and if she intentionally did it i doubt she'd feel awkward just ignore it

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>>69945779
We live in the timeline where our females are the androids.

I want to add this girl on facebook but I've never spoke to her and i dont have a profile picture

>>69947079
Glad she's still alive.

>>69947086
story of my dating life

>>69947043
REALLY want to kiss a qt English lad on the cheek tbqh.

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>>69947099
upload anime avatar

>>69947086
looooool so random xDDDD just liek me *raises sp0rk*

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>tfw no private 747

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>>69947060
yes, im the autistic one. weird cunt aren't you.

bf just sent me this
http://i.imgur.com/Bc2RZQW.jpg

>>69947112
THIS IS SERIOUS

>>69947099
this post reads like something a 9 year old would ask on yahoo answers

>>69947126
Did not appreciate that, will be reporting you to the authorities

>>69947110
bit gay

>>69947126
tell the dirty bitch to clean her fingernails

>>69947121
maybe in the next life you can be reborn the son of an arab billionaire and get one

>>69947140
just a bit tho

>>69947157
>>69947157
>>69947157
>>69947157
>>69947157
>>69947157

REALLY want to warmly greet you all and shake your hands

is it possible for a girl to have big boobies without stretch marks?

>>69947126
before I open this, is it SFW?

never found arseholes to be attractive in the slightest desu

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qBittorrent
>stalled meme
>i/o meme
Now it's not letting me open an already downloaded file as part of a multi-file download without pausing the torrent first.

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Do girls know if you've been on their fb profile?

>>69947126
what's that

>>69947164
yes, [spoiler] if you count C as big[/spoiler]

>>69947179
no

facebook knows, but it's never going to tell them directly

though if you do stalk someone you don't know repeatedly you might appear in their "people you might know" thing, but they'll be non-the-wiser

had a pity sex dream

>>69947416
>Deletes after thread is necroing and i'm about to reply

absolute state of your "self"