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I don't care anymore edition
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mexico
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>>69943740
chicANO
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Nth for Canada is rightful Scottish land.
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Hey guys, what is a word similiar to "enclose", but instead of surrounding something on all sides it just surrounds it on two sides?
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I'm working Sunday from 3-11pm but I have Monday-Friday off this week
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/cum/
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>>69943775
why would you need a word like that
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>>69943775
flanking maybe?
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>>69943775
flank
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'In fact I am a north african Patrick Bateman except that I give people unconditional love and kindness rather than kill them with an axe haha'
Would it make a good okcupid self-summary
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>>69943775
as said, flanked, or flanked by parallel lines. i cant find a geometric word for it.
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DA LEFT AND MAISTRIM MIDIA HEIT DOUNAL DRAMP
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someone click this >>69943670
and report back
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>>69943815
do thai people even know who patrick bateman is?
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>>69943734
Friend had a Silvia in those colours, was a beaut car
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morning
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>>69943836
Most of them probably don't but I use Okc mostly for backpavker chicks and australian teachers
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>>69943775
Surround is the wrong word to use if it's only by 2 sides
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Why do evangelical Christians look like that they have FAS?
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mexicANO doesn't want to acknowledge that chicANOS are more successful than them
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>>69943835
posting from my phone because my pc has completely locked up and my bank accounts have been drained
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https://youtu.be/CHPf8AIobtE#t=145
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>>69943889
knew it

sent you a new pc in the mail laid, thank you for your service.
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>moorish conquest
>With the victory of Tariq ibn Ziyad in 711, the lives of the Sephardim changed dramatically. For the most part, the invasion of the Moors was welcomed by the Jews of Iberia.
>Both Muslim and Catholic sources tell us that Jews provided valuable aid to the invaders
thanks god this is not happening again in europe....ohh wait
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you're already a moor
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>>69943889
>draining something already empty

Haha decent post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjO0eSLa75g

Do you have good taste in music like me?
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>Wake up in my £900/month box flat share
>My rasheed roommates are all praying in their rooms, blasting prayer music
>walk down to the tube station for my commute
>get on the packed tube
>punjab decided to eat curry on the tube, stinking out the carriage
>arrive at my £15,000/year graduate job
>boss reminds me that i'm agency staff so I can be let go at any time
>come home to my flatshare
>rasheeds are praying again
>go out for a drink
>£10 for a pint, the local dive has been gentrified, now charging £20 for bottle of IPA and filled with insufferable cunts

wow... so this... is the london life...
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Post No.69943835:
>ah yes flaunting high hygiene/computer securiry standards so that people think that you're a quality person
>being this obnoxiously manipulative
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>>69943904
Anyone know if Ibn is a title of sorts akin to the German Von and Dutch Van?
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>>69943927
Good post
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here in mexico we also have ((((((((((comedian)))))))))) who mocks of catholicism
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>>69943927
comfy documentary i think you might be interested in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXswlCa7dug
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Al-GeriANO
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>>69943955
ibn means "son of"
t. read Eaters of the Dead
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>>69943955
No. It means 'son', like in english actually or in scandinavian countries (e.g. Robertson)
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>>69943986
REALLY GOOD post
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papa americANO
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>>69943984
gooks are the worst for this, police have to literally go and shut these schools down because they stay open past 12

Being white and making around £1500/month in korea is a good life, being korean in korea is fucking hell
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MexicANO can you do me a favor? Please record yourself saying 'oh papi, papii, papii' in your most aroused voice. I want to make an awkward phone ring tune haha
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fuck off rapist
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>>69944031
why don't they just shill out?
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>>69944044
Come on m8 we've had our disagreements but you can do me this small favor
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>>69943923
that girl looks exactly how i imagine all womyn in mu and fa look like
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ahh no, first the rapist, now the jew
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>>69944062
pfm
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>that girl looks exactly how i imagine all womyn in mu and fa look like
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reading about the Rub' al Khali
the largest continuous sandy desert wasteland in the world
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>>69944031
yea, but at least their country is homogeneous and safe

also, i wish my country was like south korea in the regard that everyone would strive to be the best in order to bring forth the country instead of destroying it and ruining the public school system by having a new lower class that couldn't care about the education given to them
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>>69944070
foy :) x
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>>69944048
they do chill out, though

south korea is the biggest country when it comes to drinking (social drinking, not being sad drunks)
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>>69944096
hmmmmm ok i guess it is getting late

night xx:)
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-haitiANO
-(((Him)))
-algerian rapist
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>>69944089
> like south korea in the regard that everyone would strive to be the best in order to bring forth the country
Having a cartoon-level understanding of foreign cultures
>speaking about education
>Ah yes
>yes
>indeed indeed
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piss off, rapist
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Any of you lads have friends who always seem agnry or annoyed?
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>>69944089
>>69944118
this i'm afraid, i'm sure you'd think differently if you saw the absolute state of some of the students here.

The lower class needs to exist to take menial jobs such as construction etc, some people are just dumb, or good with their hands, forcing them all to learn university level science/maths at 6 years old is detrimental.

The suicide rate has been the highest in the world for 13 years running now, it's a horrible culture to raise a child in
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>>69944113
>haitiANO
chill out with the haitiANO accusation already, it's still not me so calm your autism
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im here
im depressed
get used to it!
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Ready for them to announce open applications for janitors.
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>>69944197
video
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thai chicANO
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>>69944142
>forcing them all to learn university level science/maths at 6 years old is detrimental.
SOUTH KOREA NUMBA ONE

>The suicide rate has been the highest in the world for 13 years running now, it's a horrible culture to raise a child in
im gonna go full edge mode here, but this is something positive as it will be cleansing the country of all the dumbdumbs and strengthening it :^)

>>69944197
THAAAAAAAAAAAILAAAAAAAAAAAAD
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just put a quids worth of 2ps in the self checkout machine
qt working the other till must of thought i was a bit of a weirdo
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>>69944202
in progress, not rushing anything lad.
>>69944207
:/
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>>69944141
why are you asking
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>>69944141
can't say i do

if anyone's annoyed or angry it's most likely me and my autism
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>>69943734
I want a silvia so bad
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THAIIIIGUYYYY!!!
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I'm not sure which is worse, car wankers or full kit wankers
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>Mexican nationalist President Benito Juarez, continued to enforce a separation of Church and State, ensuring that Mexico remained a haven for Jewish immigrants.
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>work tomorrow but tues & wednesday off
>currently looking at apartments on airbnb in nyc so i can go and binge on 8balls
>while sipping on peppermint tea

pretty chill 2bh
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>Most Mexican Jews are considered middle to upper-middle class. Even with the recent economic troubles facing Mexico and the Jewish community, this country has attracted Jews from other countries in Latin America.
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if the eu makes the uk suffer for leaving the eu then augustust trump will sanction the eu

dubs cumfirm
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>>69944301
telling customs and border protection on you
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Antisemitism is such an unfunny and counterproductive même
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what did he mean by this?
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>>69944363
ye, racisstss cann juss go home!!
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anime is good and kind every white man will find
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ha goy did you know that we are better than others and that we have been controling your affairs since ever, but plz don't hate us :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6k1jHAYtbI&t=986s
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>>69944418

AAAAAAAAAY VEYIBA!!!!!!
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BREAK FREE, LADIES!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU
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sometimes I type in 4chan.org/brit

someone should ask hiromoot for a new board
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now (((they))) can't even trust on their own tricks
>Controversial Dossier on Trump Alleges That Russia Targets Jewish-American Businessmen
>One report within the document also discusses relationship between Putin and Alfa Group, owned by three Russian-Jewish billionaires.
http://www.haaretz.com/us-news/1.764452
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>>69944492
YASSSSSSSSS QUEEEEENNNN SLAYYYYYYYYY
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>>69944503
there ought to be a brit world lad
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>>69944505
Do you like Hot Cheetos?
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>>69944503
just type in 4chan.org/int/brit and you'll see all the brit threads in the catalog
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is Better Call Saul the worst series of all time
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>>69944539
Breaking Bad is
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>>69944536
virus do not click
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>>69943734
>Silvia, sister of Fairlady Z
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>>69944539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llbP6UedrL8
tune
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>>69944546
but Breaking Bad is one of the best series of all time
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>>69944539
It's better than Breaking Bad at least.
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>>69944568
You've been lied to
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>>69944539

I've seen the first series and I thought it was watchable. nothing great, but a few good moments.
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nah kidding i love the jews :-)
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Imagine not liking Breaking Bad

are you one of those fat retarded autists who sit in a basement all day
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drinking a brewski lads
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>>69944595
Racist.
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>>69944568
You're thinking of Mr Robot
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>>69944607
That was boring LE ANOYNMNOS HACKRE 4CHEN shite
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>>69944595
see >>69944604

stop being racist towards whitey
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I remember when it was first airing /tv/ had a field day over betsy kettlemen

she was pretty hot though
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A country more unpopular than cockroaches

hmmmm
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Imagine liking Breaking Bad

are you one of those fat retarded autists who sit in an attic all day
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>>69944618
Racism is power + prejudice

It is impossible to be racist against whitey
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>>69944627
wish someone would gas me
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>Imagine liking Breaking Bad
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dont think dave braveheart is gonna make it lids

hes got an arrow in him
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>breaking bad is the 5th highest rated TV show of all time
>2 golden globes
>350 wins & nominations

sorry autists
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>>69944616
it was like 5% muh hacks and 95% uhh I'm a bit depressed and mental lol
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>>69944634
>Racism is power + prejudice
Right

I got money and I think that poor people make stupid decisions with their money

I'm racist

:-(
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>>69944607
Watched a bit of that and it was shit, was I right in guessing that there was going to be the Fight Club twist later on in the series? Never bothered to check.
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>Why yes, Breaking Bad is a pile of rubbish for the underclass. Real esteemed gentlemen like me watch Mad Men or Twin Peaks
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The worst posters are those gasping for attention by posting self-pitying posts etc

Can't tell them to fuck off because it just gives them the attention they crave, but at the same time they're shitting up the place
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everyone says that whites are feminized fags, and sweden is a proof of it
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I have to say I think Breaking Bad went a little off towards the end with the whole white supremacist gang and lydia thing, but objectively the first 2-3 seasons are works of art
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arguing with trannies on /lgbt/ again
they're trying to convince me I'm a compensating tranny in denial
haha...
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Breaking Bad wanker loves his fucking Breaking Bad
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feeling a bit down lads
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>>69944676
have YOU ever been to sweden?
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Dropped a crt TV in the spare room yesterday. Fucking glass everywhere and its carpet too. No idea what to do.
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haitiANO got angry
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>>69944700
tip the carpet upside down
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>>69944700
You get a pan and you clean it you spacker

Another one of those attention-seeking posts

Go on, get
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Update:

Dave braveheart was put on a horse, things are looking up for him.
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>>69944674

WOAH WOAH WOAH

HOLD UP

TWIN PEAKS IS ONE OF THE COMFIEST SHOWS OF ALL TIME

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK COFFEE AND CHERRY PIE YOU HAVE A SERIOUS, SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT YOU NEED TO SORT OUT
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Got no idea how I'm suppose to improve my current standing in life lads, think I'm beyond saving. It all went tits up in high school I think, been on a downwards spiral ever since
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>>69944673
That's exactly what happened
Plus "Mr Robot" is his dead dad
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chicANO doesn't like it when he's wrong :(
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>>69944714
dude coffee and pie lmao hey check out this sweet tumblr gif
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What? Someone disagrees with my opinions? Unbelievable!
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>>69944721
get a hobby
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>>69944735
Don't feed him
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>>69944727
*punches your face in*
noting wrong wit coffee and cake
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Melatonin did wonders lads, feel extremely well rested. As for dreams I had a fucking mad one.

I was in some ultra modern house overlooking the Swiss alps and I was just shagging anti okita on the floor, felt so real I was doing all sorts. Didn't spunk in real life but still.

Eventually I had to stop shagging her because there was a communist revolution in Switzerland, so alongside Sean Connery (from Indiana Jones) i drove around in a modified truck with a browning machine gun shooting commies dressed up as Santa Claus. Wound up outside a hostel and Marine Le Pen was there, she thanked me and that was it

5/5 would recommend
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>>69944735
I'm not interested in anything enough to develop a real hobby
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>>69944763
are there any downsides/side effects to using it
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>>69944763
how long did you sleep for?
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i put british family in google.......and i only found white people.
pretty dissapointed
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she was really pretty in high school i don't know why she did this to herself
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>>69944763
I always get the weirdest fucking dreams when I take melatonin too so I fall asleep faster but I'm not getting a hood deep sleep
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>>69944721
join me in eventual suicide lad
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why are there not any british posters in a british general
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they are sleeping with their gf's
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>>69944828
/realcolonyhours/ lad
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>>69944763
i got prescribed melatonin last year but i haven't bothered to try it
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Why do fascists deny an undeniable leftist influence on Fascism? Mosley was a Fabian and pre-Franco Falangism was very wealth distributive. Fascism is nationalism imbued with egalitarian views on wealth. Fascism is immensely leftist in comparison to traditionalism and the usual run-of-the-mill conservative parties.
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>>69944828
It's for the discussion of British culture they don't need to be here and neither do you
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>>69944721
join a political party or something lad

politicians make bank and i think you have a very good talent for just that :)
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what is this reddit shit? who watches this trash?
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In Amsterdam for the next 7 hours, what do? In blaze it 420/Shag a prostitute.
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>I watch television series
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remember, real tits only lads

never marry a bint with implants
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>>69944846
Rick & Morty is the only good show on the list
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>>69944710

But but I heard that they contain cadmium vapour and the glass is leaded.

Might just lock and Quarantine that room
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>>69944846
Band of Brothers is pretty good
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Just writing a Rick and morty script

Rick :Fart bacon. Burp
Morty : kittens ninjas Fart burp
Rick : 90s references
Morty : burp reddit
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Final update:

Dave braveheart is alive and well, will be finishing this movie tomorrow (did NOT realize its 3 hours long)

aha night xx
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>>69944869
>Band of Brothers

redd
it
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entertain me scum
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its 2017 why do you have a crt
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>>69944857
hol' up

i thought british people referred to Seasons as Series?
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>>69944889
I have about 100 VHS tapes on my cupboard that I have no idea what to do with
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>>Band of Brothers

>redd
>it
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based on the tv I watch you would probably surmise I'm a pensioner

unironically watch british shows about people restoring heritage listed properties and the nightly news
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>>69944890
they do, series is like their version of our chips
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>adult cartoons like archer and rick and morty

back to redit!
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>>69944915
>*continues to watch his pedophile cartoons*
ah yes, the so called koreaboo
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>>69944898
i think you can get them put on disks if they're valuable to you
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I love engineering/construction documentaries 2bh
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>>69944929
anime cant even be claimed as adult cartoons because most anime is aimed at teenagers or children
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don't care how much reddit likes it, rick and morty is a comfy show
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>>69944937
Racist.
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do you reckon the world's strongest man could rip your arm off if your body was strapped down
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>>69944781
Not so far, but it depends on the dosage. They sell it from 1mg-10mg. Studies have shown that it's more effective at 1mg, and high doses of 10mg are counter-effective, making your dreams all sorts of fucked up and making you extremely restless.

>>69944785
From 11pm-8am

>>69944809
Do you not like dreams?

>>69944837
You should lad, very good stuff
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what's the point lads
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Albert Abraham Michelson dedicated his life to measuring the speed of light and was the first American to win a Nobel Prize for physics. Even as he was dying at age 78, he was measuring light. He wrote in his log: “The following is a report on the measurement of the velocity of light made at the Irvine Ranch, near Santa Ana, California, during the period of September 1929 to—.”
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>>69944950
literally a cringe childrens le so random teh penguinz cartoon
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>>69944961
well lets do some simple math here

the worlds strongest man can lift a car, a car can rip your arm off= the worlds strongest man can rip your arm off.

not hard to figure that out is it you spacker
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>>69943775
Envelope
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>>69944846
Reddit & Morty is *burp* fucking diabolical
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>>69944973
to keep your family from having a breakdown
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>>69944988
>>69945004

I am apathetic towards the show but I see grad students wearing completely normal clothing with Rick and Morty backpacks that look like they came from Hot Topic.
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We have a moral obligation and a duty to have children and continue forth the Anglo mission on this planet.
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>>69944878
Fantastic *burp* post
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>>69945024
Yes a thread full of British people are going to know what Hot Topic is aren't they you stupid yank
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>>69944968
how long do you take it before you want to sleep?
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>>69944968
I do but I'd rather just get a comfy sleep

Might not help that I take 2x 10mg pills
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Rick and Morty was literally made for reddit 2bh, just filled with le funnae randumness xDDD to try and hide the fact it's so fucking boring and bland
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Morning, lads.
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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember.
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>>69945024
FOY
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>he doesn't exclusively watch Escape to the Country, Grand Designs and Homes Under the Hammer

Underage OUT
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>>69945026
there is no way im passing on these genes even if i could get sex
>5'8
>mental in various ways
>strong occurance of autoimmune diseases in my family
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>>69945056
mornin
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>>69945056
Fuck off pom, you need proper authorisation and identification to post in this general
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>>69945038
15 - 20 mins

Depending on how restless you are
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>>69945040
It's actually quite good
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>>69945069
bet youre a cutie :)
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homes under the hammer is the best daytime tv
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>>69945068
Mum loves those shows desu, I've seen a few episodes and every time it just reminds me of what a grim and depressing place Britain really is.

Also the fascination you lads have with wallpaper needs to end it's ridiculous
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>>69945089
i might've been acceptable if i'd never broken my nose
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>>69945069

Give me a fucking break lad 5'8" is around average.

people need to stop taking /fit/ memes to heart
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>they're destroying more nice buildings in my area

poo
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>>69945038
20 mins/ half an hour?

>>69945039
You're a fucking idiot
That's 2x the maximum dose and 20x the dose that I took
The less the better, get some 1mg pills http://news.mit.edu/2001/melatonin-1017
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off to lift some heavy things at the 'ym

hope someone drops a few weights on my pathetic spuds aha
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>>69944568
HAHA
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Morning lads
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>>69945026
No woman is worthy to carry my baby
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>>69945068

>he doesn't watch Restoration Man with George Clarke

shameful
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>>69945122
>5'8" is around average.
I am 5'8 and far shorter than everyone else
The average height for a white male 18-30 is about 6'1

About half of women are taller than me
People LITERALLY tell me I am short. I FEEL short
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OMGG THE FEELS

https://youtu.be/24RIl-vFBs8
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>>69945122
>5'8" is around average.
only if you're counting all ages. i was definitely one of the shortest guys in my year
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>>69945154
Delete this video of me
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watched an escape to the country last night about a couple finding a places in North Yorkshire next to the Dales

they were moving up because the wife had gotten cancer

fucking ell lads we have to treasure each day we get :')
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>>69945122
Manlet lol

I'm 6 foot and still feel short
80% of the girls i see are 6'1 with heels on as well
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>>69945144
Course I do but it's not regular (amazing spaces was better)
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>>69945128
>MIT
Pshhh
What would those nerds know?
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>>69945147
Memes
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>>69945218
Heh
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Willy/height ratio is the only thing that matters
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reddit is even worse when you consider its literal 25 year old men behind those posts
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>>69945243
as long as you are over 4 inches you will adequately fill most women
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>>69945243
>20' high
>10 inch cock
>Get called tiny dick by girls
wtf
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>tfw 169cm (5'8'')
Hate being short lads. Try telling myself I've got a chance since I'm about the same height as my dad and uncles but then I remember when he was young this wasn't nearly as short as it is now
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>>69945253
>>69945255
>>69945264
SNAP
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>>69945264
174cm is 5'8, you are 5'6
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>>69945288
I was told I'm 5'8'' lad
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>>69945288
its his gimmick
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I want a bulldog
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>>69945299
Rorke
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i really wish you well
the secrets we can tell
take care of you please have strength
till we meet again
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I had a Welsh instructor last year, must have been 5'7" or summat, and he had an english wife

you lads just want to pity yourselves
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>>69945299
Doesn't the Magna Carta say you can only have a Corgi?
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American Bulldog = chav
French Bulldog = women
English Bulldog = man
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look how smug and alpha he is
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>>69945326
But french are the best
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>>69945313
i don't say its impossible to find a girl at 5'8, its just i wouldn't want to have to subject a kid born in the 2020s to being 5'8 when that'll be midget status
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>>69945349
This
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Wayne Rooney becomes the all time top scorer of the biggest club in the world by scoring against his most hated rival - pottery if every there was
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>>69945299
Bulldogs are genetic fuckups, but bulldog mixes can be pretty great.
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>>69945360
Human height has a limit you meme speaking beach monkey
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>>69945373
>Bulldogs are genetic fuckups
Not fuck ups if they were bred to be a particular shape.
We made them
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>WAHHHH I C-CANT GET A G-GF BECAUSE IM 5'8

ah yes, abnormie hours.
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How're things in Australia at the moment lads?

have ye had any giant sandstorms or emu uprisings yet
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>>69945366
*gets sniped by Sir Bobby before scoring a tap in*

Better luck next time kid
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>>69945410
you're not welcome here
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>>69945410

I can't get one because I'm ugly and autistic and unattractive in just about every way
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>>69945410
not everyone has yellow fever
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>>69945425
>>69945453
haha abnormies
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What the fuck
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>>69945373
Bull terriers are breeding gone too far, yet not insane like American pits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b20XtKNKQ8M
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>>69945463
>22
hMmMmM
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>>69945466
These dogs are immensely ugly. Dogs are disgusting low class pets.
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just done 15 minute in the nick for posting garbage outside of /b/

i'm going to get banished arent i lads
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>>69945486
Fuck off snackbar
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>>69945454
really mate, you took all that time and thats the best you came up with?

give your head a wobble
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>>69945506
nonwhites like dogs more than whites, they just don't personify them to the point of it being bizarre or plain fetishism.
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH BRITISH
BRITISH IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A CURRY?
DO YOU WANT A SHEPHERDS PIE?
BRITISH IS PIG DISGUSTING
THERESA MAY IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.K
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>>69945528
Racist.
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>>69945504
>posting on 4chan without a dynamic IP

absolute madman
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Another day of swiping on tinder with no matches bloody hell

Even updated my bio and main pic
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Snowing here again lads but it's 0 degrees which means it'll just melt right away

Fucks sake
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Glad I decided against drinking tonight lads
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>>69945552
he wont be pleased with this post...
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>>69945511
i don't remember taking a long time over it
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>>69945576
mate....
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>>69945561
>He's not teetotal
pathetic 2bh
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>>69945522
Nonwhites are literally afraid of dogs
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bricking meself over applying to grad schemes lads
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wonder how i'm gonna get through this week without absolutely nothing on
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>>69945552
i mean, technically it is dynamic, just doesn't change often.
pls carefully consider my comment history and post:(You) ratio before making your decision based mods! I would never post garbage :3
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Business idea: become janitor and ban sadposters
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>>69945596
Not technically

I am munching a durrie rn and take Xanax as prescribed by my psychiatrist
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>>69945614
invest
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>>69945611
It probably changes every ~15 minutes but your router probably has a static one
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glad we can all agree brexit was a big mistake
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>>69945522
I grew up with hunting dogs. My parents had a cocker spaniel that wouldn't let anyone but my parents near me. I tortured her too, so I was told.
If you were not raised by hounds you've missed out.
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>>69945486
>Dogs are disgusting low class pets.
>I prefer the company of superior felines with independent minds like my own.
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>>69945614
im literally the heart and soul of /brit/
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Shan't be responding to the sewer and shit of /brit/
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>bragging about torturing a dog
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will be moving to australia to surfski and shit if I don't get into to any masters programs

otherwise I'd turn into a sadcunt
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>>69945626
nah changes every couple of weeks
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(You)s aren't my power source anyway
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>>69945675
don't think it's that easy la
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thinking about moving to New Mexico and getting my degree while working part time
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who else here /SupportingAustralianMusicIndustry/?
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A MILE HIGH ROTTEN EGg SMELL OF DEATH
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>tfw every disease will soon be antibiotic-resistant because in Asian countries they literally just hand out tons of antibiotics to the population
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>>69945724

2 year working visas are near automatic for canadians

I have service sector experience so I'd find a job in a bar/restaurant by a beach and spend me off days at the beach
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>>69945738
>Australian Music Industry
kevin parker and flume?
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one of my mates from highschool currently lives in melbourne and works as a brickie he got a one year work visa

he's been living out of hostels the whole six months he's been there dunno why he doesn't just find a room in a flat
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>>69945769
Why are you reposting this
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new: >>69945779
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>>69945759
older hilltop hoods albums
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>>69945755
The solution is simple, continue staying at home all day and wait for everyone else to die.
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>>69945670
I vaguely remember her. I think I was pulling her ears and stuff. Then one day she went to work with my uncles permanently. Thought she'd come back but never did. I questioned my dad but when he (((santa))) bought me a BMX I forgot all about her.
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>>69945757
You think you're the only tourist who wants a job at a bar near the beach? Why do you think so many end up in bumfucknowhere, Queensland picking bananas for a couple weeks?
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>>69945782
because there's many australians itt rn
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>>69945769
Sex and an unlimited supply of new friends

Otherwise he'd be alone in a new cunt and probably end up posting here
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>>69945759
Drapht

https://youtu.be/RjVES9TnfrU
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need to get to 310 before jannie has a fit
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310
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>>69945759
Beasts of Bourbon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk7pxBGLqaM
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