>you wake up in Taiwan

OMG MY GOVERNMENT DOES NOT OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZE TAIWAN, AM I GOING TO JAIL? DID I JUST START A WAR WITH CHINA? WHY DIDN'T WE ELECT HILLARY?

>high cost of living
>lots of Chinese
>shadily controlled by PRC money and influence

Wow it's the exact same

I am an American. Please take me to my consulate/embassy or the nearest restaurant that serves General Gau's chicken. Mucho dinero, xiexie ni.

>>69943232
>don't speak the language
>can't find work to feed myself
>fucking die

>>69943232
from the thumbnail i thought the things on the left were mobility scooters lol

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>>69943232
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama. Watashi America ni kaeritai. Aeroporto wa doko desukar?

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>tfw everyday you wake up in Taiwan

>>69943232
I wish

>>69946999
You need atomic bombs so then Mainlander pigdog would stop the bully

I find and rape JessicaBabyFat

Why are motorbikes so common there?

Taiwan is the best country on earth.